Thread #6
Watt's out
Just fuck their shit up.
AYO HOL UP
THAT WHITEY BE FINNA PLAYIN LIKE MY BOY VICK WITH THE 80 SPEED UP ON IT
*smacks lips*
HE BE IN IT.
>Kevin Johnson
>JJ Watt
OVER.
First for
>First and four
>watt faking an injury just so he can stop participating in this shitshow
i don't really blame him desu
Notre Dame would bootyblast both these teams
>show is literally called blackish
and why do niggers cry racism when they support this shit?
>>64783870
needs the red puffy eyes m8.
>>64783896
What the FUCK.
This can't be happening.
>1st and 4
>>64783870
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Missed the first part of the second half. Is Hoyer still in the game?
>1st and four
What's this some sort of glitch in Madden? Highlight of the game so far.
As shitty as the Toxins are, Chefs have yet to put them away.
>All these streamfags with late memes
TEXANS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
RIP IN PIECES
VOTE OR DIE
http://strawpoll.me/6495407
VOTE OR DIE
LOOK GUYS MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME cuck cuck cuck cuck MEME MEMD MEME
fucking fuck you guys always with the meme and cuck shit
I'm an Alex Smith fan.
>>64783969
oy vey, good goyim, give ESPN your shekels
>>64783961
The Packers won't even score 10 on the *skins. Rodgers is the QB of a bottom 3 passing offense in the league and it's entirely his fault.
First for Hoyer's spaghetti
Memes, who got 'em?
Come on /sp/, I know you're holding out on me. I'm looking for hot new memes that'll make me giggle til the cows come home. Give 'em up.
Alex "good arm strength" Smith elite
>>64783870
I SAID IT MUST BEEEEEEE
>leave for more than an hour
>nothing happens other than a field goal
nice """"""""""sport"""""""""" you've got there ameica
>>64783886
>WHITEY BE FINNA
i mean, at least try to legit sound black. This is just stupid.
>>64783886
YO WE READ OPTION AS SOON AS WE LEARN TO READ DAWG, SAHM SAYING NIGGA
wow another civil war film
i can't wait to find out it was all about slavery
awwwwww yisss a Civil War movie.
About fuckin time.
>>64783960
You tell me. Is Lester Nygaard guilty?
only post in this thread if your team would do better against the kansas city chiefs
About to drop $500 on Raiders gear, NONE OF IT SAYS "OAKLAND" ON IT IN CASE WE RELOCATE, is it worth it /nfl/?
>>64784018
>I am too autistic to access a basic broadcast channel like ABC
it is still 13-0
>Free State of Jones
Confedicucks BTFO
>>64784045
>>64783925
lol stop playin.
>>64784046
no, wait til it says LA again you fucking beaner
This movie looks like an old school SJW meme with the white savior
>>64784023
got you covered
>>64784045
we gon win da owl
>>64784046
>they change their logo once they move
>>64784040
MUH STATE RIGHTS.
CONFEDS WERE A GUD OL BOYS DEY DINDU NUFFIN
>a honkey would have given some niggas guns in the 1800s.
>>64784046
Do it nigga.
>>64784040
how you want your white guilt f@m?
MUH STRONG BLACK PEOPLE
>>64784045
Why are all the coaches on the Chiefs so fucking fat????
>>64784046
They might change logo/colors
>>64784009
Yeah?
>tfw you want to keep watching the game but your master insists on watching inception because he's never seen it before
>>64784083
HERITAGE NOT HATE
SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Man, I can't even report shit - those captchas with the line letters are fucked up, I never get them right.
>>64784082
0% chance of that happening.
Ohana means family
>>64784009
yeah? >>64784009
WATT DEAD
WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD
Alex "stiffarm highstepping to the endzone" Smith
TEXANS NEED TO TAKE THE ROCK, TAKE THE ROCK AND GO TO THE HOUSE
HEEM SLEEPY
>>64784102
Kansas city bbq
Watt ded again
ded
just go home jj nobody likes you
>>64784046
Dude, do you realize that if you do this you'll have to actually wear raiders gear? Don't do it to yourself.
>toxins threw away a high draft pick for this
FINISH HIM
AYO MORE LIKE JJ BUSTED TWAT
>>64784075
Wouldn't SJW hate it because it implies white people care about freeing slaves and as you know ALL white people love slavery and only freed slaves because reasons.
WATT DED
watt ded
ERIC FISHER DOES SOMETHING RIGHT
>>64784101
We coulda won if we didn't have No Balls Bill calling the plays.
THE MEME IS OVER
There's still a quarter and a half to go. Houston might comeback and win this.
>>64784101
word, homie. ;_;
WATT OUT FOR GOOD
BYE BYE SENPAI
Watt looks even more ded now.
R I P
I
P
Gg
JJ WATT IS KILL
ITS OVER, EVEN MORE SO THAN BEFORE
WATT SLEEPY
RIP TOXINS
RIP TOXINS
RIP TOXINS
CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS
WATT DOUBLE DED. IT'S ALL OGRE. HIS GROIN LITERALLY CRUMBLED. BY GAWD KING HE'S BROKEN IN HALF.
who /born in 1988/ here?
JJ Meme finally has to go out.
>JJ Watt faking an injury to get more rest time
Jesus christ this guy is a fucking faggot.
HE'S DOWN
HE'S A QUITTER
HE DOESN'T WANT ANY OF THIS BEATDOWN
FUCK THAT DUDE
Maclin, you sunavabitch
Eric Fisher officially worth that #1 pick
Why do they need coming out with movies about
>muh oppression
Is it time for Watt's weekly pretend to be injured then suddenly not be to prove how tough he is routine?
The fucking fraud.
>BTFO
>Watt dead
Bring back the oilers
ERIC FISHER KILLING WATT
MAC CONFIRMED > 10 BIG
Watt is such an attention whore
Chiefs post season hopes died just now.
Maclin ded too
>Fisher was a #1 overall pick
LMAO MACLIN
HOPE THAT NIGGA TORE HIS ACL
>>64784103
We're never changing colors/logos. It is a tradition, Mark Davis would be fucking retarded to even suggest it.
"guy who plays through 96% of the snaps can't play through pain here"
the guy only has like 1 tackle and now he's choking and getting hurt
can you say overfcuking rated to hell>?
I'd take prime richard seymour over this joker anyday
Watt
>>64784137
Shut the fuck up tap dancing sellout.
>>64784077
Nice meme!
> tfw this game is so boring you switched over to Twilight
HE MEMED TOO HARD
HE MEMED TOO FAST
Smeth magic will overcome
Werth
LOL RUP BOTH THESE SEMEN SLURPING TEAMS
EVERYONE DYING
>>64784154
Nigga you almost 30
WATTS DED
nooooo maclin :(
>>64784128
It wasn't like that back in the 90s or even just 10 years ago
>chiefs
>not dirty
pick one
JJ "fake an injury when I'm playing like shit" Watt
Why do you ESPN drones think he's good?
>>64784154
1996 checking in
What the fuck is happening?! Probably the most bizarre playoff game I've watched in awhile.
tfw this game at this point in time.
lmao pussy
>>64783954
>prepubescent pencil dick getting more puss than everybody ITT
Watt giving up like Tomlinson
>>64784154
how about you go tend to your wife's son
Maclin ded too
I guess Watt forgot his steroid supplements this morning
>>64784154
My wife's son was born in 88
GONNA TAKE A SHIT, HOW HIGH ARE THE CHANCES OF ANOTHER TURNOVER HAPPENING BEFORE I RETURN?
can we just eliminate both of these shit teams already?
>maclin ded
CHIP WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
GIVE WATT SOME OF PEYTON'S STASH ASAP
Did Houston's horrible field finally kill JJ?
>>64784154
>Texans knew going in to the game that Watt's groin wasn't 100%
>give him a memecat offensive snap near the goaline
>>64784154
>87 here
fucking newfags
>>64784154
1989 here
>>64784154
Born in 89 here
>tfw still a virgin
Who born in 1998 here?
My earliest sports memory was the brady 07 superbowl run.
We the future senpai
WE are millennials born from 1980-1998
any other millennials feels similar
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
shit the chef meme train probably ded
rip
f for watt too
>>64784203
/1998/ ;)
>>64784216
Not cool fampai
>>64784178
He's double teamed the whole game, of course he's going to have no stats
The 2015 Houston Texans are a playoff team.
>>64784229
>we blessed
>>64784231
>texans
>good coaching
>Flashing
>Lights?
>Lights?
>Flashing
Fuck I hate that kind of music.
CRY
MOAR
BITCH
NIGGA
>>64784241
who you rooting for sean
KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGA
Who /Denver/ here?
>>64784154
So my wife's son wants a grilled cheese but the microwave is broken. What do?
Well I guess I'm done watching this game. I was making a grilled cheese in the microwave for my wife's son while he was writing his 250 word essay on MLK due on Valentine's day and our microwave broke. Now I gotta fix that. Kinda disappointed, not because I'm gonna miss this shitty game but because now I can't see the new star wars movie. Our third ticket is going to my wife's son now because I broke the microwave. I was so excited to see Finn and Rey together up on the big screen too. Oh well.
>>64784176
Damn that chicks right boob is out of control!
>>64784245
The truth may hurt, but it will set you free
>>64784154
>tfw born in 97
Turned 18 in October.
>>64784244
jesus
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGH- LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
Chiefs are literally just tossing drag routes for 15 yards every time ilke the Pats
>>64784197
Chiefs are literally the least dirty team in existence
>>64784241
Hey, this leaf sperg is actually right!
>>64784254
isn't it almost your bed time, grandpa?
This drive has taken forever.
>>64784240
muh nigga
99 here
and the nfl wants to expand the playoffs even further. two undeserving teams is enough
>melty mozzarella sticks
sounds delicious
>>64784241
watt is a meme
you could put any NFC LE/RE in the AFC south and they would have just as much production as JJ Watt
>>64784271
(You)
Refs only thing keeping this close
>>64784284
BASED THREAD
>>64784298
tap dancing sellout.
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MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
--------------------------------------------------------------
>tfw whenever a QB runs everyone says X vick
I miss prime michael vick so much.
>>64784289
classic rock is the only thing worth listening to
>>64784205
Twitch chat is entering in code through the controller port, causing the game to corrupt. lol
>>64784237
>>64784238
mein negros
>turn 27 this year
I wasted my 20s. I'm just getting my shit together now, but it still feels terrible.
>>64784292
Literally a meme drive.
>>64784284
>334 posts early
>>64784254
That commercial and song is great stuff
WALKIN ON A DREAM
HOW CAN I EXPLAIN?
>>64784226
Isnt this where wes welker got hurt?
>>64784077
Sleep tight kitter
/Chefs/
aren't you supposed to score some points?
>>64784270
take a 3 day vacation
texans showing their true colors
>>64784237
>>64784238
89 reporting.
>>64784323
Kind of related, who /TexansFanButWatchingAGDQInstead/ here?
>>64784101
>>64784154
87 here
>>64784330
RARE FLAG
>>64784176
>we want to better represent the city of Los Angeles so we decided to change our teams colors to something more bright and vivid
>>64784237
>>64784238
>>64784324
>tfw fellow 89 niggas
how have you bruhs managed not to kill yourselves yet?
I came close last year hopefully this is the year
hey mACLin how's it going?
>>64783824
that's some shitty looking gravy for spaghetti
>these chimpouts
>>64784358
name?
>>64784316
Prime Vick was NFL at its absolute best.
>Houston chimping out
Hilarious. They're only down two scores. What a poorly coached team.
>backup qb meltdown
>crowd restless boos team off
>injuries pile up
>game is boring as fuck in second half
>chimpouts.com
Literally the exact same thing is going to happen in the Bengals/Steelers game
go out and get laid tonight, bros. don't even bother watching
HE DINDU NUFFIN, HE INNOCENT
>>64784180
Nice projection
Why the fuck are the Chiefs in the playoffs and the RAD RAIDERS aren't?
>>64784316
If he went to college just 10 years later and went to a good program, he would have replicated his video game self in real life.
Why did JJ Watt give up?
TOUCH FUCKING DOWN
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
THE DAGGER TD
Game. Set. Match.
gg
>>64784265
What's up, family.
have to admit smeth is so fucking elite
>KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS
literally who are these niggas running the ball
I thought Charles backup was some guy named Niles
>LET'S GO BABY! LET'S GO
DER WE GO
DAS RIGHT NUGGA
HUHUHUHUH
>>64784388
quit all that tap dancing.
>>64784362
Just reppin'
TOUCHDOWN BITCH!
O G R E
>20-0
BASED FISHER WITH DAT SHOT TO WATT
BASED SMETH
THIS GAME OVER GET FUCKED AND DIE TEXAS
>>64784358
She lost her virginity at 87 maybe.
>>64784324
lel I thought I was getting my shit together for the first time at 27
protip if you already fucked up this long you are going to go through cycles of "getting your shit together" for the rest of your life
just give up and do drugs because you will NEVER catch up
CHIEFS STEAMROLLING TO THE OWL NO ONE CAN STOP US!!!!!!!!!!! YEAR OF THE CHIEFS!!!!
>post yfw you're a toxins fan
smeth entering elite management mode
s m e t h
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l
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GAME OGRE
A
M
E
O
G
R
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>Capcha "Reid st"
>mfw Toxins start trying to injure Chefs
Texans are pathetic baka desu senpai
I just want to fuck BoB's chin pussy
Pics?
>>64784399
It's not game over til it's game over. Not even a fan of either team.
>>64784394
he's a cuck
CONELY
>white man in a black man's body
Game has been over since the first play.
>>64784324
Iktfb
CHIMPING TIME
>>64784330
Mike Ehrmentrout plz
>>64784369
Chip couldn't free up an extra $2-3 million?
thank god night court is on in fifteen minutes
>niggers are starting to chimp out
>>64784154
Reporting
>toxins
>>64784434
Not being a dick, but how did you become a Texans fan? Were you late to enjoying football, or do you live near Houston?
>>64784446
>>64784394
>dat fucking shot
lol and ppl saying fisher was a bust
At 1 hour and 5 minutes this was the longest drive in NFL history. -NFL.com
>>64784434
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS CONFIRMED TO WIN THE SUPERB OWL
WE ARE THE BEST FANS IN SPORTS
WE WON THE WORLDS ERIES
NOW WE WIN AN OWL SAME YEAR
NO ONE CAN STOP US
>>64784386
>go out and get laid tonight
Rather jerk it to anime girls desu senpai
What music lyrics describe the toxins?
Alright Toxins, time to chimp out and injure as many queefs as possible.
>0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS >0 POINTS
>pats get the easier opponent
>>64784448
>Not even a fan of either team
Yeah, but you're casual
>>64784435
Stop posting smug anime faces you cancerous fucks
>>64784434
I was hoping they'd be able to put up a fight but hower fucking sucks
>Eagles fan here
I still love you, Maclin. Please don't be hurt.
Why has Tom Brady had High School wide receivers his whole career when Peyton gets Hall of Famers to play with every year?
>>64784408
pls respond
>>64784474
jaj
Even my Cowboys would've performed better than this shitty Texans team. #CowboysNation
KC @ NE AFCCG confirmed
>>64784440
If they want to do it right, let some scrub go for Smith's knees.
>>64784464
John Larroquette is better than any football game, prove me wrong, you can't.
>>64784483
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>64784324
>>64784483
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>64784470
>Not being a dick, but fuck you
Go suck your wife's son's cock
BLOWOUT
L
O
W
O
U
T
I hope the Steelers v Bengals game is better.
>>64784446
>>64784482
>cow tits
>>64784470
houstonfag in another state for uni
Could have bandwagoned the cowboys but I'm not like that. Only one in my family that watches football.
>>64784483
CRRAAAAWWWWWLLLLINNGG IIIIN MY SKIIIIN
>>64784480
chiefs should be winning by 1,000 points
they won't make it far with this kind of effort
>>64784046
>have jerseys that just say raiders
I'll do it
Raider gear looks great with or without the city name
Pats fan here.
>>64784392
Because the Chiefs placed in the wild card slot of their division. The Raiders didn't win enough games and they lost to an opponent that eliminated them from contention for the wild card slot in their division.
It's great to see new fans coming to the sport during the playoffs, but feel free to check out a FAQ or just use Google for basic questions like how the playoffs work.
>>64784492
>Literally asking for smug anime faces
Sorry anon, I see through you.
>>64784480
Calm down. You're literally beating the worst team that made the playoffs this uear
>>64784497
>had High School wide receivers his whole career
>who is Randy Moss
>who is Wes Welker
>who is Gronk
>>64784497
gotta give peyton a chance
>>64784434
seriously, not even kidding
I didn't realize the Texans had any fans
>>64784483
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>64784440
it don't matter. chiefs are shit and will be btfo by the Broncos
>>64784503
>implying the Stoolers will win
>>64784483
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST WAKE UP
>>64784471
>his mic rests perfectly inside his chinpussy
lewd
>>64784434
i didnt think Hoyer would be this bad
>>64784503
lol I knew people were going to over react to a garbage team beating a dumpster fire team
Why the fuck does the footage of a 1994 game look like its from the 60's?
>>64784483
STANDING
Is Smeth elite?
>>64784430
Pretty much this
>>64784533
Are you new to Chefsposting?
>>64784492
You mad, senpai?
DARUDE
>>64784386
I would go get laid but I'd have to actually talk smooth. My current strategy is to go I spent all week watching AGDQ. (The music is loud, what?) I. SPENT. ALL. WEEK. WATCHING. AWESOME. GAMES. DONE. QUICK.
Tell me how that is supposed to go.
>AFC South
>NFC East
Neither of these divisions deserved a playoff spot.
>>64784502
Nigger ... Alabama has won more games in your stadium than you this year
Cue sandstorm.
Dudududududududududududududududududududud
>>64784482
Delicious Mai
Who here /waitingforstoolerstokickass/?
>literally playing darude sandstorm in the stadium
toxins really are a meme
DARRRRUUUUUUUUUDE
>>64784524
Previously an Oilers fan?
>>64784538
please see
>>64784515
Did I just hear Darude Sandstorm
Is Hopkins a meme or legit?
>>64784379
Hahaha you called them chimpouts because black people are passionate and care about something (unlike you). Haha isn't that so funny? Black people look like chimps xD!
/s
Seriously, grow the fuck up. Stop pretending racism is funny, it's not. Fucking edgelord. What's the matter do black people scare you? Well you know what's really scary? The systematic oppression black people and other PoC face every day. And what's even scarier is privileged pieces of shit try to maintain that system.
Fuck you.
>>64784483
MOMS SPAGETTI
its not like hoyer was gonna beat carson/newton lmao
Lol this game
>>64784154
ayyy
>>64784483
JEDER MIT JEDEM
JEDER MIT JEDEM
FICKI FICKI
>>64784561
>>64784562
>dumpster fire
Lol cheeky
>>64784518
He was so annoying on Hard Knocks. Love seeing him get BTFO
>>64784580
Ask me do I give a fuck.
>>64779476
>>64779476
>>64779476
GET IN HERE KCBROS
>>64784584
Right here brother
>>64784529
>wild card spot of their division
What the fuck am I reading? How do you get off being condescending?
>HUEYER
>>64784599
How do I upvote you?
domo, karu sama
>>64784584
If there's not atleast 4 personal fouls and an ejection in this game I'll be disappointed.
>>64784482
Just came buckets to this. Thanks anon
BOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao this audio quality
>>64784599
a thousand times this
it's 2016 for god (doesn't exist)'s sake
>>64784599
Kewl b8
JUST DROPPED THE ASHES
>BOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao hoyer's career is done
Will we hear the tomahawk chant in Houston?
>Mic sound still not fixed
>ALMOST PICKED OFF BY ISIS
how about Kamp to the houston oilers
FUCK THIS AUDIO REEEEEE
How you want your sideline mic?
>>64784596
Yes you did
Almost another pick.
AHBAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAH
Will Watt ded again?
I literally could play better than Hoyer and I was a linebacker in fucking college
>espn with another shit game
>hussein Abdullah
why is this allowed?
>>64784535
>Gronk a receiver
>Having Randy Moss for only 2 season and one of them a year where Brady was recovering from and ACL tear
>Manning having Wes Welker too
Youre further proving my point senpai
>>64784599
t. Chiefs fan
JUST
DROP
EVERY
SINGLE
PASS
Based fucking Abdullah
Honestly these receivers should be cut too.
They've dropped more balls tonight than Hoyer has turned the ball over.
Still only a three score lead.
Hovers got this.
Just you wait and see.
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FUCKING REFS IT'D BE 35-0
>>64784634
>>64784637
dicklets BTFO
>another 3 and out
>Crowd chanting "WEEDEN"
Am i hearing Weeden chants?
>>64784482
wut anime
>>64784599
2/10 I replied
So which qb will the texans reach for this draft?
>>64784599
Finally someone who has the bravery to say what everyone is thinking.
THIS FUCKING D IS RAPE TRAINING YOU HOUSTON NIGGAS BRUH
THIS SHIT IS LIKE NANKING ALL OVER ALL AGAIN BRUH
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DISASTROUS HOUSTON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUH
>>64784154
That's the year I started browsing 4chan
Cold War shitposting was the absolute best.
You'd argue with someone and then 6 weeks later get a letter in the mail with flags of who you'd argued with online and you had to guess who was who against the journal you'd keep of your interactions since it was all DOS based with no post numbers.
>>64784659
lol no you werent
>>64784599
#FeelTheBeern
>>64784694
fuck off Jew
what does JJ stand for?
>>64784676
Are you serious? Chiefs are committing penalties. You mean to say, if the Chiefs were an actual good team, it'd be 35-0.
Chiefs are looking solid.
I think if they win out, they have a decent shot of going to the Superbowl.
>>64784482
Not a fan of kyoani but I might watch this now.
pretty sure i heard weeden chants
>Punter telling JJ Watt to suck it up and play.
>>64784483
IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>64784691
Hack
>>64784691
sackenberg
>crowd chanting Weeden
>>64784682
>>64784684
>actually wanting Weedle
Truly dark times for the Toxins.
>>64784685
No, we already established that it's Darude - Sandstorm
>>64784629
this
they already got warned by the NFL, hopefully it's a full fledged chimp out
can anyone pull up the current win/loss probability ?
should i keep watching this game or go play Xenoblade
>>64784688
kyoto animation's newest masterpiece
>>64784688
Ching Chong no Phantom World
DUDE WEEDEN LMAO
Spencer Ware is mean as fuck.
>>64784694
>THIS SHIT IS LIKE NANKING ALL OVER ALL AGAIN
Too soon bruh
>>64784599
good b8
>>64784691
Whichever one is the worst
Too late for O'Brein to be fired?
I need predictions guys. How are the Chiefs gonna fuck this up?
>>64784483
>>64784706
Justin James ;)
>>64784709
Kyoani finds away
>>64784706
Jimmy johns
>>64784706
Jew Jew
>>64784705
YOU GODDAMN RIGHT BRUH
>>64784708
>If they win their games, they will make the Super Bowl
Woah, tell me more expert analysis
JUST
This is so painfully fucking boring. The Texans are a joke.
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
>>64784697
ALEX VICK
I was in a Spanish class with KC's center Zach Fulton 2 years ago. He's cool.
>DeAndre Hopkins will leave this team soon
ALEX VICK
>>64784709
>Not a fan of kyoani
Shit taste mate.
has there ever been a good wildcard game aside from the saints/seahawks fuckfest? nice scam, nfl
>>64784688
Myriad colors phantom world also known as my newest fap material
>>64784154
here lad
A T H L E T I C
L
E
X
>>64784747
>Alex Smith turns it over via interceptions and fumbles.
>>64784706
JUST JUST
I hope you're watching Aaron Rodgers. That's how a real QB plays in the Playoffs
>>64784747
They all come down with food poisoning halfway through the 4th.
>>64784733
why not both?
>>64784746
o'brein is not the one throwing picks
>>64784706
James Jones
"Accurate" was not one of your three As, John.
>>64784706
Jenna Jameson
>>64784483
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
COMING TO MY HEAD COMING TO MY HEAD
>>64784746
Not a good year to. Too many HC openings, some being good landing spots.
>>64784747
>How are the Chiefs going to fuck up the playoffs after this?
FTFY
>>64784598
He is legit but he hasn't had good qb play his whole career. He is the next andre johnson, good receiver but will never rly reach full potential because of bad qb play.
What are you eating /sp/?
Shrimp cocktail with a Michelada over here
>>64784663
>Youre further proving my point senpai
Kill yourself. You said Brady had high school receivers his whole career. How fucking autistic are you? Gronk catches a fuck ton of passes, you dumb fuck. Moss has 2 seasons with Brady, faggot. Who gives a shit about crossovers. Where the fuck was I talking about Mannings receivers? You wanted fucking names, I gave you a name with Welker who was a damn good possession guy. Throw Edlemen into the mix and Hernandez for a year. Kill yourself if you have Brady's cock so far down your throat that you don't think he had any good receivers.
>>64784154
Here
Alright this game is over.
Who's gonna win the Bengals Steelers game?
Will Martavis Bryant show up?
G
O
A
T
GOAT
S
M
E
T
H
>>64784769
Chiefs are worse. They should be up by 40
>>64784711
Decent OC m9.
>Brian Goyer
GOOD JOB
GOOD EFFORT
>TOXINS
GODDAMNED BASED FUCKING KELCE
At least I live in Texas and away from the shithole Midwest full of fucking minorities
BASED KELCE
>>64784820
W-water.
I don't drink alcohol.
N
E
X
T
M
A
N
U
P
dat Kelce
>>64784692
on an anonymous board too! gee I wish 4chan was more like reddit!
WOBBLY BABY DRAGON
Kelce hasn't fumbled yet
>>64784772
>laffs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THAT TACLKLING BY THE TEXIONS WOW
Are the Toxins actually going to get shut out in the playoffs? Is it really happening?
SMITH DRAGON
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Smith is goin into Texan ass with only their tears for lube
>>64784820
Yogurt drizzled caramel popcorn
bros how the fuck dey move the yellow & black lines around so quick wtf
damn Alex smith is actually pretty good. I haven't watched him play in years.
>>64784733
>no boob slider
How is it though?
>>64784845
Hola mi amigo
thank god the lawrence welk show is on in five minutes
>>64784785
Last good show they had was K-on. Chu2 was when I started hating them.
What's going through weedens mind right now?
I'VE
>>64784845
nice b8, i r8 it 8/8, you sure seem ir8 but thats your f8
>this is a fucking playoff game
>kelce
How many times must 'this game is over' need to be said
>>64784827
steelers 100%
lock of the fucking multiverse
>Toxins
What a joke of a franchise.
>>64784820
wetback/10
>>64784820
I want to build a wall around your food and drink.
>>64784793
You misspelled Russell Wilson
>yfw steelers chiefs afccg
>>64784845
JUST
PENALTY
MY
SHIT
UP
>>64784879
Hibike and Hyouka are two of the best shows this decade, you're insane.
>>64784868
They have a crew do it during the commercial breaks.
My wife's son does it for the Cowboys.
Man what a shishow. Hope the Bungles game isn't this bad
>>64784747
Classic Andy Reid Time Management
>>64784868
little dudes with magnets :^)
I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>That flop
Are we dive grass now?
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS,
>>64784394
>Whenyouturnthewattagewaydown
complete and utter 100% unadulterated implosion
>HUEston Toxins of Texass
>weedman
>maymay watt
meme team
animemes for alex vick smeth dragons
You can tell the refs really didn't want to call that flag.
I wasn't paying attention, did Gruden just say he didn't know who Charmander West is?
>white people chimping out
>>64784895
You misspelled Russell Wife'sson
>>64784881
Thank god I don't play for the Cowboys.
AUDIOOOOOOOOOOOO
>handegg
>>64784895
>his last playoff pass was a game ending INT
>that sideline mic
Wew lad
>>64784154
Year of the Dragon master race here
That is a dumbbell motherfucker
>>64784868
theyre computer generated if youre actually being seriours. My roommates thought they were painted on too though
FUCK THIS SHITTY AUDIO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64784861
Just goes to show how terrible that division has been this year when this was the best it had to offer
>>64784896
>yfw the Bengals will win a playoff game more recently than Ben Rapelisberger
FIX THAT CHICKS MIC JEJUS CHRIST
>>64784820
I'm having a party for this game at my new place, ordered pizzas. This fucking team is ruining my party.
Dubs and weeden makes the comeback.
WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE JJ WATT SO MUCH?
HE HELPED A RAT FACED 4CHAN JANITOR RIDE IN A CHEVY AND PLAY SCRIPTED FOOTBALL!
https://youtu.be/dbRNM-C9cEE
HE DOES ADS FOR HEALTHY RESTAURANTS
WEEDLE IS COMING TO SAVE THE TEXANS!!! 31-27 TEXANS WIN CAP IT!!!!!!!!
Guys I've been playing KOTOR during this game. Dark Side or light side? I've already beat it Light side but dark side looks fun af
>>64784827
Stoolers
>>64784868
Mexicans
The AFC South is a complete joke, how this team made the playoffs is beyond me
One of the worst playoff sides of all time
i dont care about either of these teams
ban me for 1 hour pls
>Chiefs going to the playo ffs
>>64784823
>welker
>dropping game clinching super bowl catches
>good
Seriously you're retarded
did anyone else hear a ringing sound
>this game
>these teams
>that broadcast
This whole season is easily the worst product the NFL has ever put out
>>64784963
Dark side has cookies
>>64783824
assuming that the chiefs win this game, if pittsburgh wins, the chiefs play new england because pittsburgh is lower seeded
if the bengals win (kek), then the chiefs would play the broncos, right?
that would be hilarious
>>64784931
go back to watching growgrass
>>64784820
Tea
>>64784963
Dark. Become the biggest asshole in the galaxy.
>Batman vs. Superman
What the fuck? Isn't Superman invincible?
>>64784957
he's a meme player
TRADE
EVERY
X(JJ WATT)
ASS
NEGRO
SHIT
>>64784931
Whats the name of that sport that finland domintes? Is it any fun?
>>64784963
dark side, obviously
>>64784967
This exact phrase is said about one division literally every season.
>>64784926
9/10 made me laugh
>>64784909
When did this "my wife's son" shit start? My internet been shut off since November
this fucking boring sport
>>64784963
Dark side so you get to join bastilla and have a qt dark side sidekick
As a Browns fan, I am happy to see Hoyer and >Weedle in a playoff game.
Dat Batman v Superman TV spot doe
>none of the players in the Papa John's commercial will win a playoff game this year
THE CURSE OF PAPA
>>64784978
>mention Welker the first time
>b-b-but Manning had him
>mention him again
>h-h-he wasn't even good xDDD
>>64785027
binge drinking and suicide?
Okay chiefs bruhs. I'm that nigga that talked about not talking shit since the colts game. Is this shit happening? Will the city burn if this game is blown? I mean we don't have Kendrick Lewis at safety. Maclin went down
>>64785054
Ben affleck's chin is too fat to be batman
>>64784944
I've known they were computer generated since the first time i watched football. Git Gud friends.
>>64784820
my own semen chilled to a refreshing 54 degrees and a hot toddy.
TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
>>64784706
Jonathan Joseph
:^)
>>64785071
The question was about Brady senpai gg fucktard
>>64785003
>>64785028
>>64785046
Basically from what I've gathered I just tell the republic to fuck off for mindwiping me right? And is there a way I can keep Malak alive so the broship lives on?
>>64785079
nah its pesapallo
>>64785108
they revoked it. still 20-7
So were the texans just a meme team?
>>64785092
I concur.
>>64784827
Steelers as long as Ben doesn't throw too many picks.
>>64785046
wow spoilers you fucking dickhead
>>64784993
Fuck you and your low-rent memes
>>64785134
Brady and Manning I meant
>>64785027
hockey. its pretty fun.
let me post you some of the finest memes.
>>64784482
Kyoani always finds a way
>>64784957
>that video
this is some refball
FIX YOUR FUCKING MICS
>>64785042
It's just the next step in the whole cuck thing
these guys look pretty decent for back up running backs 2bh
>>64784963
Dark side, without question
>>64784482
>just read the synopsis
sounds like every anime ever
>>64785178
mina haluan kana
>>64785293
but it's made by Kyoani
>>64785293
>Reading
Seeing is believing. Kyoani found a way.
Does this count as FG?
This is too complex sport, too much rules. Everything is illegal or something, this kills the fun.
Lmfao that Texan fan is contemplating life!
new thread?
>>64785345
Post the metal element one
That one is diamond
>>64785361
like kicking the "ball" over those hooks
>>64785453
Despair
>>64785453
He's going to the Super One and Done Bowl!
someone post the "visited by Alex Smith" image