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Dead, irrelevant poomunity edition

BBL is probably on tonight or some shit, idk lol
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What the fuck even is this sport?
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>>64783725

He's done the overs with a proper spin bowl, just been nipping round the wickets for this entire test.
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>>64783725
Nobody understands critcket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
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Based RC taking his Messianic complex to its logical conclusion.
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Just got caught lbw trying a reverse sweep lads.
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>>64784715
Just got caught and bowled mate
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>>64783725
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
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MWNN's tweets are now protected lads
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>>64785267
No one cares about you or those tards

The only absence that will negatively impact this "community" is Reality Check's.
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Reality cunt on can't afford the proxy watch
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what's the updated faces of /cric/ looking like lads?
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>>64785977
Kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64785977
trip on fag
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>Big Bash League

Why would Australia let an autistic 10 year old name their premier sports league?
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>>64783725
O BIG STRONG AMERICAN PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
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>>64785977

My sides didn't need this
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Hey whiteboi pussies,

My name is Ajay Papito, and I dislike every bloody one of you. All of you are obese, Australian, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Holly. You are everything bad in the internet cricket community. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any wickets? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to reality check's fantasy stories.

Don’t be a shy pussy whiteboi. Just hit me with your best stroke. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the school first XI, and goaltender on the field hockey team. What sports do you play, other than “poo pee”? I also get straight As at Auckland University, and have banged Ivana raw on several occasions. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bloody good). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my natty vegetarian 8-pack
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>>64783714
>that haircut
fucking punk ass white bois
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Hey whiteboi pussies,

My name is Ajay Papito, and I dislike every bloody one of you. All of you are obese, Australian, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Holly. You are everything bad in the internet cricket community. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any wickets? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to reality check's fantasy stories.

Don’t be a shy pussy whiteboi. Just hit me with your best stroke. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the school first XI, and goaltender on the field hockey team. What sports do you play, other than “poo pee”? I also get straight As at Auckland University, and have banged Ivana raw on several occasions. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bloody good). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>64786779
Because it's designed to appeal to 10 year olds. You should see the ads
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post rare smoths
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>>64787599
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/cric/ on pooicide watch
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>>64786779
Because that is perhaps the safest, most commercially viable name for the "league". Dunno, perhaps at the heart of every Australian is an autistic 10 year old - that's perhaps why MemeSlog is so popular. Furthermore, it definitely explains a lot about this poomunity.
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Just edged to slip lads.
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>>64787714
Just been edged by your mum m8.
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>Eden Park
Ha ha time for memes
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T20 NZ vs Sri Lanka at Eden Park kicking off soon you beauty.
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>>64787599
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I'm thinkin a toasted ham and cheese sandwich lads
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>>64787599
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>>64787599
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>It's a poo peeland stat pads episode
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>>64787599
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>>64789299
this trivia shit was a laugh on air NZ
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freshcunts back to >>>/pol/
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My normal stream is down

anyone help?
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>poo peeland fielding
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>>64789954
Ill be fresh there too
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>>64789966
Fox Sports 2, lad
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>>64790177

Sky Sports 3 tbhonest.
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>tfw you tipped the stars in a "close one"
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I know that some old cumts do well in t20, but Sri Lanka are really reaching with Sanath Jayasuryia
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>worst mccullum in charge of commentating
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>The current year + 1
>Blocking in a T20
>In Auckland
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>>64790538
2 batsmen have been btfo trying to just smash it to the small boundry
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>>>/pol/60543951

Saxon on the loose again
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Is Arnie almost broke or something? Doing ads for phone games
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>>64789966
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j

actually good quality rather than those watchcric/crichd/cricfree things

would recommend bookmarking it too, channel was doing BBL/Eng-SA series too
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>It's a sex
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>>64790665
thanks m80
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>>64783714
What is wrong with his neck
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>its another top order collapse/mathews saves the day episode
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I can't believe that shit about Craig Foster. Can you believe people on social media actually said the things they did about him...

Fucking hell, this shit needs to fucking stop.
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I find the Big Bogan League really boring, who cares who wins, KFC or Super Duper, it's corporatism gone way too far.
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>le meme shot
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>>64790653
Phone apps are big business now m8. You must have seen those Clash of Clans ads with Christoph Waltz in them.
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>>64790965
he must be worth so much though, I wouldn't bother if I was as rich as him
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>>64790965
That ad got played ahead of TFA. I haven't cringed so hard at an advert in a long time.
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>>64790785
Half right.
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>watching sl collapse AGAIN
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>SL being btfo by a spinner
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Fucking hot lads
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>>64791093
I wuold Zampa
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pathetic desu
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Why haven't you scrobbled anything since the 6th of December?
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windies will be ranked #1 t20 team if NZ win
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The ABC is absolute shit now
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>68 / 13 / 29

This is a new low
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>>64791768
That's what happens when meme20s are the only thing on at the moment. /cric/ is highly dependent on gamethreads to keep it afloat.
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>>64791889
Normies are the backbone of this community and they must be out, having a life right now.
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lads
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Shit lanka on pooicide watch
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just popped a burn blister lads
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>>64792024
>>64792048
>>64792070
this is clearly the same person
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>>64792094
>2 (You)s
cheers family
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>>64792121
Get a life, loser cunt.
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>>64792136
cheers lad
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>>64792136
>Expecting statsmeme to get a life
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Ian Smith is absolutely hungry for McPieagain's dick
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>>64792266
Is he related to Steve Smith?
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Is there a worse last name than Smith?
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>>64792331
Stove will be his breakfast the morning after the NZ-Aus test series is done.
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>>64792157
>>64792167
>>64792266
>>64792379
>>64792382
Pathetic
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>>64792418
poothetic
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>>64792441
MEMEtastic!
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>>64792418
>>64792441
>>64792461
Pathetic
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>>64792489
Pathetic
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>>64792506
>>64792489
>>64792418
poothetic
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>>64792547
MEMEtastic!
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>>64792568
Pathetic
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>>64791050
Nah lad
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>>64792608
This is literally just /cric/ without any decent matches to watch.
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Is Hobart an elite destination for global tourism?
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>>64792608
MEMEtastic!
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>>64792668
Go there and find out for yourself
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>>64792663
Hello freshcunt
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>>64792668
Second best city in Australia.

Based Wollongong is number 1.
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Expecting some ebin memes from Gubdill
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guptill on heart attack watch
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Guptlel
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>>64793211
Im not
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>Shit Lelkan """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fielding"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>64793363
>His home ground
>Been on-form in NZ with the white ball all summer
>The king of all homebabbies
Anything less than 30 will be a disappointment IMO Tbh
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Can't wait for casuals to fuck off once Big Black League is over.
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>>64793766
>Big Black League
Don't blush, baby ;)
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THE BLICK CIPS! \o/
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over in time for tea lads
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>>64793766
>LE FUGG LE DEE DWENNY GRIGET XDXD
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>memeden park
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What's for dinner lads?
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>5 Star Caltex Techron Clean Power rating for Guppy
What a surprise
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>>64791302
I'd love to see them win the meme world cup.
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>>64794149
Sour as fuck about getting btfo in cricket and rugby on GOATden park
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Are you fellas excited for tonight's thrilling double header?
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>>64794325
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>>64794535
Ask your mum m8
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>cucktill
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>>64794748
>not being a quite big fan of martin guptill
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Will Munro finally live up to his potential?
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>>64794852
William Grant "Will" Munro was a Toronto artist, club promoter, and restaurateur known for his work as a community builder among disparate Toronto groups mate
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Just give us the World T20 trophy now.
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MonGOAT
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This is depressing.
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>>64794158
Spaghetti meatballs.
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NZ confirmed as next Meme20 world champs.
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>>64795178
I hope so m8
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>NZ going to be a real force at the t20 world cup
but what about our spinners...it's the subcontinent smithy.
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>>64795178
>implying we can play this well outside of memeden park
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>tfw my m8s will never like Cricket
>tfw /cric/ is the only place I can go for cricket related bantz
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Will GOATro break the record lads?
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>>64795200
Y-you what?
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>>64795270
he can only equal it
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>>64795221
>this flag
>this post
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is munro the new memecullum?
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Another SL tour?

>why????
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>>64795361
he kind of looks like him as well
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Come on 6 off the last ball \o/
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GOAT
O
A
T
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MONGOAT
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YES!

2nd fastest T20i 50. 14 balls nigga
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Munro you fucking animal.
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MEMERO
E
M
E
R
O

>he finally fucking showed up

about fucking time
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good session lads
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LGTSS

>farting cucktill

nice "record" lmao
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that must be one of the fastest run chases too
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>>64795725
cucked again
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>>64795790
>9.5 overs
pretty fast considering SL didnt get bowled out
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>>64795847
I mean in terms of run rate
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Afghan test team when lads?
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>more meme cricket in half an hour

thanks for starting the train kiwibros
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>>64795468
Luckily they were wrong. We've got Bangladesh and South Africa next summer, as well as some ODIs and a T20 against Australia in Australia.
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>>64796034
Hope so. Miss based rambo though
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>>64796053
The train hasn't stopped lad.

Next stop: your mums butthole
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>i unironically think the scorchers will lose
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>Winning the T20 just before it begins to rain
Based
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>>64796356
>Bangladesh
haha time for stad padding
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>>64796356
Id rather play Sri Lanka than poopeelia.

Despite the results so far i think that shit lanka are far better
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>>64796468
but poop comes from there
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>>64796587
Not after I'm done with her lad
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i have a junior cricket trophy that looks just like that, nice one poo peeland
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>>64796801
Kane took it from your house after he threw his shrimp up your mums barbie
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>>64796801
A testament to how meaningless this series has been.
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>>64783714
Why does this """""""man"""""" have a woman's hairstyle?
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WE GOTTA JIT GOIN HAM IN THE DOLLA STORE
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Based Illawarra blowing the fuck out of Balmain
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Is Chris Gayle innocent?
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>>64797966
He's guilty of not giving a fuck
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>>64797101
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r8 my custom waifu
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>>64796564
>playing bangladesh
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>yfw you look at the catalog right now
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>>64798586
nothing wrong with commercial break ball
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How much can I expect to pay to get a hood and front bumper resprayed, lads?
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>>64783714
>>64798239
What's the name of this hairstyle?

Captcha: select all images with pies
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>>64799166
It was pretty popular when I was finishing high school, it looks like a moderate version of what was called "scene hair" or "sex hair".
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>>64799263
Yeah I remember it well, very popular amongst the young bogan tradie crowd
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a middle aged homeless indian woman came up to me before and asked for change. I was almost tempted to say I'd give her 10 bucks if I could take nude shots of her in the part behind the scouts building
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>>64799166
Cracky lesbian i believe
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>le ebin 160 clicks man
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>>64799719
>actually watching either of today's shitty games
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>>64799544
she good looking homeless or just something you wouldn't touch with a 50ft pole?
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>>64799122

anything under $600 would be a good deal
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>>64800000
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>>64799901
oh no. ugly as fuck. missing front teeth. but the depravity of it really turns me on.
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>>64800132
the only problem I see is if anyone sees you doing it since these days you can't have any fun like that without some freakin PC wannabe giving you a lecture on human rights. But if you do take the pics just put them up as a RSVP profile and see how many hits you get
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Anyone have the webm of last night's meme dismissal?
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>>64800310
the bowl to the face? just dl it off of youtube and make a webm of it
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The women's BBL should use aluminium bats
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>>64800415

call it the big dong league
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>Martin Guptill finishes the Sri Lanka tour with 705 runs off 705 balls at an average of 70.5
kek
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>>64800415
Carbon fibre lad.
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>>64785736
Who?
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>>64800455
Statpadtill busting a nut early in preparation for his inevitable failures at the meme20 wc
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>>64784937
chucking
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Reminder I unironically defended Munro's inclusion in the team while all of you summer of cricket casuals were baying for his blood.
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>>64800861
Please watch our sport
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a dick in the arsehole is safe, but thats not what arseholes were built for.
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>>64801176
They're built for giving birth to australians.
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Those first 2 backyard legends clips were staged as fuck
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>>64801241
>OHHHHH AND HE'S FALLED INTO THE POOL!!!!!
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>>64801270
>falled

back to school m8
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Cadberry on chocolate watch
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Carbattery on RACV watch
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>australian fielding
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>>64801301
Past participle, it's correct m8
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WHO /strikers/ HERE?
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>>64800310
here you go la :^)
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is wild thing the most cringy name?
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>>64801724
No, that would be the Bowlologist
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>>64801755
who is that?
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>>64801770
Seph flemings brother
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>>64801755
this desu, he wasn't even any good
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>>64801587
that's gr8 fielding, I'm not sure you understand the 'in charge of' meme
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>>64785977

fucking kek

the proxy is real, at least.
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>>64801724
lets not forget the time he got memed to the max

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJfRwVSNMo
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RC isn't gone he just couldn't afford the indonesian proxy anymore, expect an equally obnoxious trip to pop up within the week
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>>64801915
The first stage of grief is denial, lad
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why is mel so beautiful lads? i wish i played cricket so she could interview me
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>>64801915

He'll be back under the guise of "you plebs need me", much like his suicide was because ">we didn't learn anything."

I will happily admit that at times I was a tad addicted to baiting retarded stories of his brilliance out of him.
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Who are the memest bowlers?

>Tait
>le bowl fast man
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This bowler looks like Gavin Cooper
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> Opens the batting for an "up and coming" side
> Fucks Laura McGoldrick
> Literally New Zealand's 4th or 5th best ever batsman
> Test average of 30
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Gay ass "sport"
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>>64802364
>Literally New Zealand's 4th or 5th best ever batsman
Literally no
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>>64802380
PLEASE
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>>64802256
> memey bowlers

The name's Bond. Shane Bon-waaaah, there was a light breeze and my back hurts
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>>64802364
>Literally New Zealand's 4th or 5th best ever batsman

kek, not even close
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>>64802400
Crowe, Fleming, Kane are all better than him, then....

You could easily put Guptill in the same league as Astle, Cairns, McMillan, Taylor
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>>64802423
>You could easily put Guptill in the same league as Astle, Cairns, McMillan, Taylor

Fuck no, not even close. If you're talking about ODIs then you have a point. He's Lou Vincent-tier in tests.
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>>64801552
what the fuck is that
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>>64802256

>Starc
>le inswinging yorker man
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>>64802256

Jake Reed has some form
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would a big bash game be a good place to find a gf?
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>Guptill
>Williamson
>Memero
>Taylor
>Elliott
>Anderson
>Southee
>Boult

WHO can stop us?
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>>64802450
Strikers is the BBL team for Adelaide, as there's not much else to do in Adelaide in the Summer than strike your wife and go to the cricket
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>>64802493
a sub continent pitch
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>>64801724
The Furnace
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>>64802513
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What's /cric/'s opinion of this cunt your dad listened to?
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AFROMAN
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>>64802513
Cricket in India is like war in Russia. No white man can win it.
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how much do the overseas players get paid in the bbl?
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wow, Shitagarra fails again, who would've thunk it
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Old mate RC, do you have the link to your You Give Love a Bad Name karaoke you posted yesterday? I liked your rendition more than the original.
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>>64802440
NZ has literally never had an elite batsman (KANE maybe in the future) . Your top runscorer averages barely 40 kek.

Guptlel is literally New Zealand's 40th or so best ever batsman.
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>>64802562
1 date proposal to a white woman
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>>64802540
Pretty good desu

>implying I still don't have the kfc best of cd from years ago lying around somewhere
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Is Jomel Warrican related to Hobart Hurricanes?
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>>64802540

Has it's place, for sure. My dad's more a Tom Lehrer man.

>It's like a baby's arm holding an apple
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>>64802593
You should probably read your own sources then, before looking like an illiterate braindead moron. That list you posted shows McMillan, Astle, Cairns and Taylor all being on that list, with Taylor being in the top 5.

In no place on that list does Guptill feature. So, by using your own rhetoric, he is not in the same league as the players you mentioned. Especially Ross Taylor. So do me a favour - shut the fuck up, know your stuff and buy your mother a coathanger as a lesson on what to do better next time.
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>>64802540

>twelfth man is now dadrock

PANIC
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Agar is literally bowing 85-100kph medium pace.
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>a 45 year old man is playing professional sports and you aren't
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>>64802686
Chill out m8 I know, I'm not the first guy. I was showing that not only is Guptil not in the top 5, that he is not even in the top 30 despite NZ not having many world class batsmen.
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>>64802761
Sorry lad, thought you had lost your marbles :3

Here's a (You) for your troubles :)
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check em
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this is boring desu
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>>64802727
If you get practicising now you can still make your debut at 35
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>>64802493
non womans size grounds
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Why have Johnnie Walker never sponsored cricket bats? The bat is even the same profile as the bottle and the sticker would go in the same place and at the same angle.
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these hurricanes are shite lads
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Just got home from my holiday.

Start work tomorrow

JUST
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>>64803060
bali lad?
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this is a really bad ad
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Holy shit theres actually some cricket related discussion going on ITT

Im amazed
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Only cricket fans would wear a kfc bucket on their head.
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>>64803126
KEK fuck no
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William Hobart win lads?
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>>64803210
nope
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>singles
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stop bowling full tosses Behrendorff you fucking pleb
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keep bowling full tosses imo
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India to win the t20 world cup lads
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MEME
E
M
E
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>>64803260
fuck that

nothing more annoying than a cocky curry
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You have 10s to name someone more smug than Waleed Aly
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DROPPED THE GAME
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>Ashtons in charge of fielding
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>sammy readjusting his bbc
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Has there ever been a more disappointing cricketer than Shaun Tait?
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T20 WC > ODI WC > being #1 test side
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>>64803272

I get the feeling his iPod is just full of 800 hours of himself talking.
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>2nd last over
>"Im gonna bowl the exact same delivery six times"

Ummm.... jason?
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>>64803272
Charlie Pickering
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zooper dooper
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>>64803290
Shane Watson
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>>64803272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJHTZLTLPho
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More teams should be flanting the rules like this Tbh, pretend to be injured in the last couple of vers to give the non striker time to cool off for the sprinting of 2's
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>>64803295
Haha!

Excellent my post, my /pol/ack brethren.

The fire rises!
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>>64803292
win the 3 pakistan t20s and >we will be the top t20 side

for about 2 days
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>>64803305
ZOOBER DOOBER XDXD
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>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>64803306

LE
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HABBEDIG?!
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>injured batsman
>bowler just throws it up into the slot
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DLF MAXIMUM
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SUPER OVER
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6 off last ball, here we go!
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i am a white male and undeserving of having a sexual partner. i refuse to act as a road block hampering the progress of the human progress. i like for a future where our species is strengthened by black seed. as a white male, it is my duty and honor to guide the female species to sexual enlightenment through the power of black cock and black sperm. so to answer your question, i am unworthy to make such a decision, as i am a white man with a pathetic white dick and pathetic white baby balls
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based sammy thowing the game
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>tfw entire season without a super over
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UNDERARM
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>>64802686
> How easy it is to trigger a kiwi
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>>64803338
Based goosey dropping truth bombs
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why
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Who /mel/ here?
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>>64803371
Because memes la'
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>>64803371

>sample size of four games

Apply yourself.
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>>64803371
still beat the aus so it's all good
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>>64803372
ewww.
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>>64803372
Here la'
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The sixers need to bowl the heat out for >120 to win Tbh
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Mel looks like the kind of girl who doesn't wash her pussy properly.

Gurantee you its cheesy and disgusting 90% of the time.
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>>64803408
The Heat need to score more runs than the Sixers to win Tbh
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>>64803408
> >120
won't matter anyway, Heat literally cannot take wickets
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>ladies night out

Isn't that a little sexist?
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Why is Mel so brown?
Is it just tan?
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>>64803420
Where do you think Camembert cheese comes from?
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>>64803408
If you win the 18th over, you win the game.
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the BBL needs to introduce a score of 10, for shots 20m bigger than the roped six line Tbh, like the supergoal in preseason AFL
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>>64803464
would alter shit like NRR depending on ground, like hobart which is small as shit. This format's such a meme though I genuinely reckon there should be a hole in the sightscreen and 12runs if it lands in it
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>>64803464
this, and like the old mmc cup, have signs that players can hit, although instead of money, an extra 10 runs is rewarded
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>that Bird sendoff

kek, literally furious
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>>64803464
I reckon there should be a sort of score boost for consecutive sixes. So if you hit two sixes in a row, the second one counts for 10. I reckon it'd be interesting to see how players dealt with the temptation to go for another just after hitting a six.
Or maybe they could introduce hotspots in the ground that get you more points. So second level of the straight boundary gets you 8 points, top level of the king boundary gets 12. Reward players for going as big as they can.
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>>64803516
>king
Autocorrected from 'long' for some reason.
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>>64803516
it seems silly that on meme grounds you can edge the ball for 6, the same amount of runs scored as someone puting it ontop of the members stand roof
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>puting the mic on the fielding captain

For what purpose?
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>Lynn 1 (3)
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why even watch now lmao
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>lynn out
Rest in RIP's my bbl team

2015-2016

i'll cry everytime
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>tfw lynn captain in fantasy
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Based Joe in lads
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Is Freddie a 'chav'?
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cricket is gay
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>>64803664
nah, just ununderstandable
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>lyon bowling to burns

cute
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lmao this nigger still thinks he's playing test cricket
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>>64803715

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/66408.html

>the goat days are gone
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>>64803767
>all those future GOAT batsman
>all those no name bowlers
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>>64803207
>not enjoying the cultural indonesia has to offer
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>>64803767
Aus A had a garbage bowling lineup tbqh
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>>64803664
Nah just your typical Northerner
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>>64803795
only one that I remember was peter mcintyre

still pretty funny seeing the names in the aus A batting lineup
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>>64803800
peeality poo detected
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>>64803819
I remember gavin robertson but noone else from the bowlers, little bit surprised that bevan didn't get a bowl Tbh
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>>64803800
Wouldn't go to Bali but Thailand was ok and cheap af, I'm craving another trip tbqh
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Maher > Howard
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>>64803871
Yeah Bali's a hole mate. cheap drinks/smokes/shrooms but that's about it.

Thailand (Bangkok at least) was good in that it was an actual city with a transport system without cunts yelling at you for walking down the street.
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sixers fielding giving the game away
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Reminder that if you actually enjoy attending BBL matches you are either a parent, a child, or mentally deficient in some way
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>>64803961
t. cuckiel
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>>64803961
Do the large crowds at T20's trigger you?
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>Freddie like rugby league

BASED
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>freddie is a league fan

Absolutly based
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>>64803998
>>64803999
>PLEASE LIKE OUR SPORT
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>>64803998
>>64803999
samefag
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>>64803998
>>64803999
Samefag
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>>64804006
>>>/po/og/
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>>64804006
>our
Wasn't it invented in England?
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FREDDIE FLINTOFF

A much improved week from Freddie. He must have read last week’s scathing review. If he sticks to the cricket, stays away from the bad jokes and lets his mates do most of the talking, he isn’t that bad after all. 5/10 (with two marks deducted for terrible jokes.)

MARK WAUGH

My favourite BBL commentator with just the right mix of knowledge, insight and humour. Being an Australian selector doesn’t hurt, either. Dry as an old boot and Australian cricket royalty, he is born to call this great hybrid of the game. Should be on every match because he knows how to shut Freddie up. 10/10

MEL MCLAUGHLIN

Loved her completely until this week but disappointed she didn’t tell Gayle where to get off. That’s a deduction. Ten has really stuffed up this Mel thing. She was the original anchor and linchpin of the BBL. Now she’s an aside to the boys. Should have a more prominent role, particularly given the rise and rise of women’s cricket and the increase in female audiences. 8/10

DAMIAN FLEMING

Don’t be fooled by the droll voice. This guy knows his cricket and has a delightfully understated sense of humour we are only just discovering. Could end up fronting the whole thing if they keep grooming him. A real find. 8.5/10

RICKY PONTING

He’s smart, technically brilliant but occasionally just a little too straight. Bounces beautifully off Fleming and Waugh. Is left looking a little out of sorts with Freddie in the box. No wonder. He made a great call spurning the Nine sausage factory and signing up with Ten. 9/10

ADAM GILCHRIST

Was being lined up as the kingpin for several seasons but isn’t quite up to the frontman gig. As a team man with Waugh, Ponting, Fleming, he’s faultless. He gets this game big time. 8/10
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>>64803999
>>64803998
Because he's from a working class part of England. League was literally invented because the working class were too stupid to understand union.
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Fuck /pol/
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>>64804006
>>64804009
>>64804012
>>64804026
thanks for the (You)'s lads
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>>64804025

MARK HOWARD

Mark who? Well, they call him Howie. Not sure what he’s doing there most of the time. Seems like a nice bloke they ran into on their way into the cricket and asked him up for a drink. Doesn’t add much to what the experts have to say. Ten has him there as a hand-holder for blokes who are big enough not to need one anymore. 5/10

HIGHLY COMMENDED

MEL JONES

A cricketer herself, this girl knows her stuff. Asks incredibly Insightful questions, players respect her for great, straight interviewing skills and observations. There’s no frills here, which I love. Could be a star in the making. 8/10

SUMMARY: The BBL is an addictive, must-watch juggernaut of a thing. Some small objections: The commentary set is the worst I’ve ever seen and the way they dress the blokes is akin to The Wiggles. Clothes that actually fit are always a good start. Small things aside, I hand most of the BBL commentary team a big, gold trophy for being so damned refreshing. OVERALL 8/10
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>>64804029
>LE FUGG LE /BOL/ XD
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>>64803961

>in some way
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>>64804029
LE
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>>64804025
back to 9gag lad
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>>64804039

MARK TAYLOR

Knows the game backwards, gets the machinations of the dressing room but sometimes talks to us like we are seven years old. I’m excusing Tubby because his jocularity and niceness shine through during long, boring days of cricket. 8/10

IAN HEALY

Uses all of the wrong intonations, tends to get overexcited at tedium (just like Slats) but has a lovely character and astute knowledge of cricket. Healy still lives and breathes this game and his Queensland accent puts him up in my estimations. 7/10

JAMES BRAYSHAW

I can’t stand listening to this bloke. He’s more machismo than The Terminator and more cliched than Crocodile Dundee. He has nowhere near the cricketing cred of his colleagues but he has used his Melbourne contacts (Eddie McGuire et al) to push himself to the top of the commentary tree. “JB” should not be part of this team. 4/10

MARK NICHOLAS

They loooooooove him at Channel 9. He has “replaced” Richie Benaud, which was a shameful indictment on our own Aussie commentators who Nine did not believe were up to the task of fronting the coverage. There is nobody like Richie, and Nicholas does not come close. He sounds like a gun for hire, which he is, plying his commentary trade to anyone who will pay him a fortune (he works everywhere). Please don’t email/tweet. I just don’t like watching the guy. 4/10
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based fucking burns blowing darsh the fuck out
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>>64804039
you forgot based andy maher m8
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poopeelia Ltd.
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>>64804050

SHANE WARNE

Dear, oh dear. When will Warne realise he has retired, that we don’t want to see his old hairstyles in the first 10 minutes of play and that watching replays of him playing in breaks of play is akin to pulling teeth? It’s over Warney. You are not the star. For those offended by my objections, ask yourself if Richie or Chappell or Lawry would bore us with pictures of themselves in their playing days. They would find the entire notion tedious.

Ego aside (if that’s possible), Warne is repetitive and plays favourites. He showed promise in the commentary box early on but that giant ego took hold and got the better of him. 4/10

MIKE SLATER

I like Slats. He tends to become overexcited at the most boring moment but he is happy to be a team player and you can just tell he loves what he’s doing. Not quite a real character yet but he might get there. 7/10

BILL LAWRY

Bill Lawry reminds us why we don’t like commentators like JB. He is quirky, interesting and a classic bloke. He has called more cricket Tests than all of the others put together and we never, ever want him to retire. Billy Birmingham had so much fodder when we had the likes of Tony Greig, Richie, Ian Chappell and Lawry teaming up. Now, Birmingham admits, he is done with cricket because this lot are so beige. Lawry reminds us why calling cricket is an art and hands out a lesson to the young upstarts every time he holds the microphone. 10/10

BRETT LEE

Sweetest bloke you would ever meet but I’m not sure the cut and thrust of commentary is his future. The jury is out mainly because the voice lacks authority. Is it too early to call it? Maybe but I think Binger might be better suited to a life in Bollywood. 5/10
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>>64804050
LE FUG LE MARG NIGGERLASS XDXD
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>>64804050

IAN SMITH

Total fat cunt. 3/10
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>>64803502
fug
3/4 sub continents and australia in the first group
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>>64804073

IAN CHAPPELL

Dry, straight, no nonsense, Chappell is one of the originals. He has a strong sense of history, thinks deeply about the game and understands the dark art of captaincy better than anyone. That voice is monotone but I will take it against the likes of Nicholas and Brayshaw any day of the week. 9/10

SUMMARY: Nine’s commentary needs a good, old fashioned dose of Epsom salts. These blokes are entrenched, complacent and sound like they are off the set of Cocoon compared with the dynamism of the BBL crew. I do have a problem with an Englishman starting and finishing each day of Australian cricket.

It’s not about how long they’ve been there, it’s about how several of them appear to make no effort to make the whole thing sound exciting and new. It’s been a bad summer for them but the challenge lies in creating excitement for us no matter what. The only beacon has been Lawry and that wonderful voice of Benaud’s at the end of a day’s play. OVERALL 5/10
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The Sixers literally have the best T20 bowler in the world mark waugh you fucking retard
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>backyard "legends"
>Literally some baby catching a ball that was lobbed to him
Australian cricket standards are really starting to slip.
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>>64804096
Why is Worst Waugh a selector when Steve has the more elite and muscular cricketing brain?
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Remember, lads, if you win the 18th over you win the game.
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>>64804146

KEK

K E K

>I-I-I-I'm making it g-g-guys
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>>64804128
Because Steve is a high-functioning autist while Mark is just the beta of the family
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AWWWWWWWWW HE'S KILLED 'IM
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>>64804146
>That qt opposite him

jelly desu
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>>64804116

makes ya wonder how a baby can take a catch but Voges cant
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>>64804050
>>64804073
These are terrible plebeian rankings and I'm hoping this is just some autistic pasta I missed
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>>64804160
Shouldn't that make Steve ideal for selector's duties though?

He can autistically drive to and watch every single state game while Mark bangs Mel in the BBL commentary box.
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what do you think of alastair cook?
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Adelaide blown the fuck out
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>>64804175
hello krazycasual
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>>64804171
>chinks
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>>64804175
It's from reddit, you can tell by the Mel McLaughlin part
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>>64804188
>LE FUG LE AZN WOMYN XDXD
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>>64804178
World's best batsman
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>>64804195
>wanting a soulless, status-obsessed, money-driven shrew likely to cut your dick off for having a female friend
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>>64804228
t. Mark Wahlberg
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what the fuck even is jordan silk?
fuck off already
>>
ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>
SEAN ABBOTTS GOT A HATRICK ON PHIL HUGHES BIRTHDAY
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>>64804251
specialist fielder
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>>64804251
He's half-giraffe for sure.
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>>64804249
I take it you actually haven't spent a lot of time around Asian girls in your life, apart from watching Korean girl pop videos on Youtube.

Take it from someone who's had to endure them the majority of my life: Asian girls are pure scum - they have just the same demands and vanities of white girls, with none of the promiscuity or easygoing nature.
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>>64804251
>he's an amazing fielder

does nothing out of the ordinary
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>be black
>compliment a woman on her appearance
>fined and banned

>be white
>literally kill a man
>hailed as a hero

Why is Cricket Australia so racist?
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>>64804280
literally the best fielder in the bbl lad
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>>64804282
Because one was done through being inconsiderate and the other was on accident
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>look up sean abbott's birthday
>feb 29
He has literally had 5 birthdays at the age of 23
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>>64804297
SEAN A GOOD BOY
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>>64804297
It's pretty inconsiderate to kill somebody
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>>64804299
That's pretty cool
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>>64804273

only asian girls I've properly met are massive >muh colonialism SJWs who want nothing more than to keep whitey down whilst getting more shitty tattoos.

There also the one my friend married and promptly got citizenship cucked by.
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>>64804311
He averaged 35
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>in the same room as a Rapey Union player

living life on the edge there Mel
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How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass?
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>>64804325
Neighbour got engaged to a mainland chink, only to end up breaking it off because she used to beat him up. She even kept the ring which was his family's heirloom.

Never sink your dink in a chink.

also, hi krazy
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>>64804353
I didn't know you lived next door to statsbro
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>cheeky ass stare on camera
madman
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>>64804359
Statsvomit has never had a gf lad. You give him too much credit.
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>>64804384
uhhh, little young mate
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/cric/ on joshie watch
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>>64804353
>she used to beat him up
kek
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>>64804391
Young for what? it's just a girl sitting there with her brother. Are you some kind of pedophile, mate?
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I think I went on a first date with the girl I'm going to marry last night lads.
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>>64804411
Can I be your best man?
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>>64804411
she message u afterwards m9?
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>boo-urns
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Reminder that Ed Cowan was unironically Australia's lead opener for nearly a decade
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>>64804411
What colour her eyes? It's more than racism, it shows whether you spent more time looking at her face like a normie, her tits like a creep, or the wall behind her like a 4chan user
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>>64804440
>for nearly a decade
What planet have you been living on?
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>>64804425
hit me with your best speech and I'll consider it lad.

>>64804431
I messaged her first and she messaged back.
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>>64804451
>>64804451
>not writing your speech the night before

m8
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After watching NFL and being on the game threads all day I had to fucking turnoff my internet and give my computer a good ccleaner, wtf is it with the nfl and pedos?

Fuck /sp/
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Are they revving up for some Freddie/Mark Yaoi spinoff?
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>>64804449
'twas a jest! I was merely pretending to be ignorant
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>>64804448
I looked at her tits a couple of times at the start because they were magnificent, but not while she was looking.

Her eyes are brown. We went for drinks and then had some tapas and then walked to the epicurious edible garden at southbank and she picked some strawberries and then kissed me.
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>>64804464
>not sitting in the yuro thread
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Why can nobody in the BBL play slower-balls?
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>>64804464
r/nfl/ is god tier lad.

I never post here anymore. Considering quitting /cric/ too.
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>>64804451

here's my starting point, it'll write itself
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>>64804478
Because everyone in the BBL has gotten too used to fast balling ur mum.
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Why can nobody in the BBL play inswinging yorkers?
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dat xanthe
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>>64804479
Honestly /cric/ is a fucking cess-pool. I would switch entirely to r/cricket if I didn't find reddit's layout painful to use.
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>>64804483

Was thinking something more along the lines of this -

The thing to remember about the bogan is that their allegiance is not to any particular sport, but to the nation of Australia.

It is for this reason that the Australian bogan gravitates so strongly to the three tent-pole sports of boganism - Cricket, Rugby League and AFL. The bogan gravitates to these sports not because he enjoys, or even understands them. The bogan cares only that Australia is the best, thereby validating the bogan. And where else can the bogan assert that Australia is best, other than on the sporting field, where there is a clear winner and loser.

It is for this reason that the bogan will sometimes be seen supporting the wallabies - albeit often furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand the sport of rugby. They can't understand how an Australian team might not be the best in a sport, but they will support the team when the team appears to be on the cusp of establishing themselves as the best in the world, only to promptly decry the sport, and not the team, in the event that Australia should lose. A failure of the national side is a failure of the bogan himself, and the distancing of one's self worth from the worth of the national sporting team would require a degree of metacognition that the bogan is simply not capable of.

So the rest of Australia will continue to humour the bogan, as without them our shipping, construction and minerals industries would grind to a halt. And the television networks will continue to play AFL, rugby league and cricket in order to pacify these puzzling creatures. And every now and again on a humid summer breeze you will hear their cries of ">muh state of origin" and ">muh Warney" and you will know that the Australian economy is in safe hands, at least for the immediate future.
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>>64804497
It's mainly the /nrl/ infection which plagues all aus poomunities
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>>64804451
Ok 1st part:

I’ve been giving this some thought for the last few weeks, and tonight in particular it felt properly appropriate, because that anon is right. I can, and have (to the best of my knowledge), been making positive changes in my life to shake off the depression that has been coming and going for the last two years, but how could I ever have made a full positive change if I hadn’t made the most fucking obvious one - stopping coming here.

I am resigning from posting on /cric/. And 4chan, completely. For those who say it’s impossible to leave, ask the people from /mu/ that I left abruptly one day when I had had enough. It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.

In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-KK7dA8A8w
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>>64804550
what the fuck is her accent
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>>64804569
Annoying hipster cunt
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>>64804569
Cockney.

Sounds like she has a cock in her mouth.

It's common in Melbourne.
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>>64804451
Gday m8s its me here. Just sittin on me back porch havin a bloke improver (a beer for u poms – cos a frequent beer, in particular a VB, makes a bloke better value) and im starin out on the rainy day thinkin not only is this weather wetter than any box me m8 robbo has ever got near but its great weather for reflectin on all aspects of life. Obviously the most important aspects came to mind first, that is – me m8s and good aussie beers, so that takes me to me next yarn… it all started on a satdy mornin a coupla weeks back when me n me m8 jibba were buildin a canoe in me backyard for the summer that is fast approachin, we were chewin the fat and discussin sheilas and jibba was reenacting his favourite of jono browns courageous marks. Anyway before ya no it me m8s matters and biff strut round to lend a hand and eventually we decide enoughs enough so logically we all decide to go down and grab a couple slabs of pom kryptonite (slang for beer because poms cant go near a good cold beer). Anyway we head to the servo to grab some ice for the esky and we open up the freezer and there’s none there.. so jibba yells out to Rodney who works there “rod m8… where’s all the ice?” to which Rodney informs him “m8 im sorry but we’re all out of ice” then matters chips in “jeez Rodney, ben cousins must have been here!!!” OH and ya shoulda heard the hullaballoo that erupted!! One of the blokes fillin up his wagon started sprayin petrol everywhere in celebration and jibba started reenacting jono browns courageous marks again and even dived onto the concrete! Rodney thought it was a bloody rippa call and a half and he promised us free ice next time because of matters’ beaut BRC. It was one of those moments where ya look round and everythin seems to be happenin in slow mo and ya think to yaself ‘fuckn oath I love me m8s, I love me country! And I love a bloody rippa call’! cheers matters, cheers m8s, hooo roooo!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iipn6yM43sM
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>Shitney Shitters
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>>64804606
Are the WBBL team for Sydney the Sydney Shlicksers?
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>>64804550
>takes her almost 2 minutes of a 6 minute video to make her point

dropped
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>>64804612
The Sydney Dicksuckers.
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>>64804617
clever wordplay.
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>>64804569
Whatever the Ohio accent is called.
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>Sean Faggot
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>>64804513
/nrl/ is actually better than this shit
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>>64804665
yeah, theres a bit of a shitposting vacuum going on here without matt and roosterman Tbh
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>>64804649
Honestly why does this guy unironically bat at 4 every game? Memes?
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>>64804686
>bat at 4 everygame

hello freshie
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>>64804678
Rooster""""man"""" offed himself after the nrl season
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>>64804686
Didn't you hear what happened to the last upper order batsman to talk down to him?
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>>64804698
ok cuntbag, apart from the games he didn't play in.
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>>64804678
>>64804704
Poosterbitch is still seen around here defending his precious "A"-"League"
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This match will be a tie if the digits repeat
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Execute all muslims.
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>>64804739
>I am unemployed

nigga muslims are putting my kids through university.
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Why is
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ch 10 confirmed mad
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>>64804717
This is literally the first game this year he's batted at 4

>inb4 I was only pretending
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>>64804745
We don't all own tea towel outlet
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>>64804745
>>64804739
My lab partner at university is a muslim. Has his phone alarm go off with the call to prayer and prostrates himself in our office all day. Really off putting. Nice guy though.
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>>64804758
I'm a lawyer I'm getting planning approval for a mosque.

And once I've got this one I'm going to be the go to planning approval lawyer for mosques in my jurisdiction.
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>>64804759
walkcunt
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>>64804765

this triggers the /pol/
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>>64804772
>someone with a job triggers a board full of unemployed neckbeards

oh no!
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just dropped his birthday
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Has Steve Smith played one game for the Sixers?
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>running into the huddle 1 ball after dropping a catch

how do you deal with it lads
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>>64804782
Have any players who are in both the test and odi squad?
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>>64804775

more that their only association with lawyers would be in youth court for shoplifting, and now those Jews that took your weekends with community service are now helping the dune coons
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>>64804782
he's running a bit late
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Really tired of this mel bitch.

Hope she fucks off soon.
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>>64804785
Worst Marsh

>this just means both now
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>>64804795
What's the NZ T20 comp called? What big stars play in it?
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>>64804765

Have fun explaining that one to St Peter
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hahahahahahahaha

>Pissbane
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kek

KEK

K - E - K
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>pissbane
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>these "dropped" catches
>trying so desperately to make it a close game
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>>64804806
twinty twinty
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>haddin dropped
>wicket next ball
>haddin dropped
>wicket next ball
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Let's get this bad boy to 1000
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>>64804836
inb4 threadcuck
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>tfw a porn gives you asmr
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Now watch me whip

Now watch me maymay
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>>64804807
Catholic detected

:^)
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>>64804826
>It's a Haddin saves the innings episode
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>>64804872
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>>64804872
KEK

shitney on pooicide watch
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Brisbane on a late run to the championship, boys
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>The City of Brisbane
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ANOTHER. DROPPED. CATCH.
Wtf is going on? Are they throwing this?
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>>64804926
Everyone in Brisbane is too laid back for their own good.
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>>64804926
they're on the bottom of the table for a reason
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>rainbow grip on bat

What did he mean by this?
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>>64804939
it's for some charity
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>>64804939
I hate faggots for claiming rainbows.

Rainbows are cool as shit, but now a man can't wear rainbow gear without everybody thinking you take cock up the arse.