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THREAD #5

>POST YFW WHEN HOYER IS YOUR QB
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1st for chefs going to get refballed
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T R U M P
R
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2016
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They need to keep JJ Watt in at quarterback
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>>64782308
>Your face when when

Chef fans everyone
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>post yfw you're not Hoyer
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>>64782308
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE!
>>64782308
>>64782308
>>64782308
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1st for Bagels
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>>64782308
7th for fuck it all
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1st

Mfw cowboys fan watching this game
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Sign Hackenberg
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nth for only sjws want Houston to lose
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This is what happens when you play Browns leftovers
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>>64782367
Great job feggit
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who /x/ here?
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If the Texans had taken Carr instead of Clowney, would they be winning right now?
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>>64782350
Refballed? Nigga he had 1 step in.
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2 many threads right now
#triggered
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>>64782308
reading his lips after the pick "you've got to be kidding me"
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Go Chiefs
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>this is your competition

Top laff

Just mail us our tickets to the Owl already
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>>64782406
Its thread 5

Just follow the numbers you autist
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If Hoyer throws another pick, does he get benched?
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>>64782431
Just mail tickets to disneyland
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>>64782398

No, they'd have a bye.
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>>64782480
>so much
Same with cuckold. It just a phase or a tread .
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>>64782431
No way Tom wins in Denver my senpaitachi.
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>>64782480

>watching professional porn
>ever
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>>64782480
Are you implying you don't like those succulent ass juices al ovr you're filthy mouth?
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>>64782457
You have to.
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>>64782431
>YFW Pats get BTFO in Denver again by PeyPey
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>>64782480
reported for off topic
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>64782528
This.
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Weeden please!!
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>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MEMEAGEDDON
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>>64782523

The Broncos needed 5 quarters to beat Brady, and that was after Gronk went down

Peyton will be lucky to make the conference final at this rate
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IT'S A HAT TRICK
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>>64782480
Watching a girl's get licked is pretty hot

Watching a girl toss a dude's salad is fucking gross
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Jesus Christ
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Bench this fucking trash ass QB
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Hoyer benched for the second half?
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if they had any other QB than hoyer they would only be down 3
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LEL
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Another pick. They're going to bring in Weeden
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WEEED MAN
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Kek. Fucking Toxins.
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Going for the high score of INTs against the chefs to beat Peyton, I see.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE. JUST. END. HOYER'S. MISERY
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it's going to be weeden time

hoyer has melted down
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That's it, I give up on the Texans. No more. Fuck 'em. First person to get dubs picks my new team.
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Fuck you Hoyer you fucking kike fuck I'm too drunk for this fucking shit fuck you
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>3rd pick
>within the last 6 throws
>fumbled earlier
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>>64782591
Brock Bronco's =/= Healthy Peyton Broncos

Home team always wins in Brady vs. Manning.
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>what kind of offense you want senpai?
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>>64782649
patsies
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>>64782649
TEXANS
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>>64782649
Chefs
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>>64782649
Raiders
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Just put Weeden in fuck it
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>>64782649
Browns
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WEEDENTIME
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>>64782649
Cleaveland Browns
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>>64782649

Texans
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>>64782649
browns
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>>64782649
Steelers
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WHO /STARTED CHIEFS DEFENSE IN DRAFT KINGS/ HERE?
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It is 5:50 PM and Brandon Hoyer has thrown another interception
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Calm down niggers, Andy Reid teams are cursed. The queefs will lose this game. Cap it
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>>64782649
Cleveland Browns
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Is this the end of Brian Hoyer's career?
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>>64782559
false reporting is a bannable issue
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>>64782699
Not much better but I'll take it
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are the Cheifs the luckiest team ever?
>dominated by good teams
>blessed by the second half where you're playing against the worst teams in the league and a injured Peyton who got benched before the second half
>get matched up against the worst team in the afc playoff
Holy shit so fucking lucky
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>>64782672
>that file name
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This is going to make it even funnier when the Queefs inevitably choke in the second half
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Put in Weed Man
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>tfw

tyb hoyer
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>>64782688
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>>64782649
razorcakes
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>>64782649
Chiefs
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>>64782649
Browns
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>>64782726
>career
>implying there was one to begin with
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>>64782708

>playoffs fantasy
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>>64782649
Arsenal
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If I could press a button and time would skip to the night game I would. This is horrible.
Are there seriously Texans fans?
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>>64782649
Texans
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>>64782726
Yes
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>>64782688
xD
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>>64782672
Just got home

Did they actually run that bullshit on the goalline?

Toxins don't deserve to be in the playoffs, let's all just be honest
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>>64782688
Not taking this one
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>>64782688
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Bench Hoyer. He's done
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THE JETS ARE GOOD AND OUT OF THE PLAYOOFS FOR THIS SHITT!!???
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>>64782649
Cowboys
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>>64782649
Vikings.
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>>64782779
Followed by Hoyer throwing a pick into double coverage
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>>64782710
Only 2 more for him to match Delhomme for 5 picks and a lost fumble.
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>>64782802

They lost to Houston
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>>64782649

why, my peanus weanus, of course!
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>>64782802
Chiefs are the most complete team in the AFC. I'm glad they started off shitty so everyone would underrate them.
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>>64782796
This Pepe actually made me laff. I thought I hated you frogposters
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>>64782649
>First person to get dubs picks my new team.
>>64782787
>Not taking this one
Well you can fuck right the fuck off then you fucking faggot. Kill yourself you attentions seeking piece of shit.
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>>64782649
Vikings
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>mfw Weeden leads the Texans to the superb owl
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>>64782802
Jets lost to the Texans you dumb Nog
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>>64782787
the dubs have spoken
it is destiny
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>>64782431
This ain't about you patsfag
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>>64782850
Black people stole him and made him better

It's like reverse rock and roll
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>>64782853
Why so mad? :^)
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>>64782850
Normies make the best Pepe memes.
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What a shit playcall. Why would run a toss so deep in the backfield?
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Someone post that HD stream link again please
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DUBS AND THE TEXANS DO A 2013 COLTS
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Do they seriously have to make an ad break every single fucking time the clock stops now? It wasn't as bad in the reg season, this shit is frustrating now
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>>64782857
he asked for a team not a meme
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>>64782861
Jesus Mexico, Just shit the fuck already
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>>64782850
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>texans are so shit they actually are losing to the chiefs in the playoffs
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Battle of the defenses

If Smith was playing like Hoyer this game wouldn't even have any points
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>>64782846
old meme
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>64782917
alcohol withdraw got you irritable?
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Boooooo
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>>64782921
>Just shit the fuck already
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>they boo hoyer
Seriously give put two inbetween the eyes.
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They are booing hoyer!
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>>64782946

:(
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"fans" who boo their own team instead of sticking with them through hard times are not real fans. You support your team no matter what.
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>Tfw the Queefs choke it
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>>64782917
commercial breaks are the same throughout the entire season senpai
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>booing your own team
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How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs? Get your shit together afc south
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>>64782994
>Houston fans
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>>64782931
>have time
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>>64782649
VIKINGS
I
K
E
S
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>>64782986
>>64782994
>cheering for 0 points and 4 turnovers

Kek
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>>64782986
Why stick with the fucker that had such a shit first half performance?
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They're clearly saying Boo-urns
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PUT WEEDEN IN
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>>64782986
Hoyer is playing like ass though. I would have taken him out long ago.
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>>64782986
>>64782994

cucks
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>>64782994
They're booing Hoyer.

As far as they're concerned, he's already cut.
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Can someone make a "Just fuck my shit up" edit of Hoyer
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>Hoyer's horrible

Kek, ditka
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As a Jew, I had hoped that Hoyer would give us a good showing being the only Jewish QB in the NFL.

This whole game is shoah
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>>64782882
lel not mad, just call it like I see it
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BIG BEN
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>>64782980
still a good one tho
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HOYER MVP
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god i hate espn """"analysts""""
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>>64782649
One of us one of us
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Ditka has the worst case of old man neck I have ever seen.
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>>64783020

>How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs?
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Even ESPN is shitting on the toxins
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>ywn chant "Put In Weeden" during halftime at a playoff game
Must be exhilarating being a Texans fan
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all those turnovers only score 13 points

lot of football left..lot of spaghetti to be spilled still
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the NFL should eliminate divisions and just do seeding by record. the texans do not belong in the playoffs
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>>64783083
whatever you say, sugarbuns~!
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PUT ME IN COACH
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>tfw when chiefs, Steelers, Vics and packers bet
is it okay, just put 5€ dollars as a combi-bet.
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I've not watched either of these teams much - is Hoyer always shit? He makes me feel good about Cutlet.
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>>64782649
Titans
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>>64783065
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>>64782649
49ers
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>>64782994
Hoyer is doing frustratingly bad, why would anyone cheer for the team after he basically threw away all offensive opportunities?
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>>64782986

Go back to reddit
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Whenever the Chiefs get inside the opponents 40 Andy goes ultra conservative mode and plays for the fg
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Roethlisberger looking classy as fuck
>dat playoff beard.
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>>64783115
he's already got his asterisk too
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Texans come back to win in OT

Dubs will confirm.
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>>64782649
stillers
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Based fucking Smeth needs to get his fucking shit together.
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H-Town on suicide watch
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BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.

There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!

RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE

>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
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THERE'S AN ENTIRE SECOND HALF LEFT TO THIS SHITSHOW
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>>64783120

He is just back-up tier. No more shit than Weeden, Mallet etc.
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When will they let Watt go so he can play in a decent team?
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>>64783130
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>tom Coughlin
>interview with the eagles
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>>64782649
Buffalo Bills
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>>64782672

Oh, you know.
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>>64783117

But packers are going to get smashed.
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>>64783117
>vic and packer
You fucked up, nigger
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big ben sighting
please come and save us from these awful offense
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>>64783145
Dubs confirm Chefs will run meme plays for the rest of the game which will be a shutout
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>talking about how many gloves big ben will be wearing

lol fuck these talking heads
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>>64783114
that's right sugar tits, whatever I say.
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Stream?
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>Lynch not even traveling with team

What a shitlord

Which one of you is him?
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Its 6:04 PM EST and Jak- Brian Hoyer just threw another Interception.
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>This is the playoffs for concussionball fags
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>>64783029

>implying anyone wants that fuck face

Manziel is shit and obviously a locker room cancer. No one wants to be led by that tiny faggot. He'll be lucky to get a backup job in a desperate club
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With this defense, Weeden might just be good enough to take the Houston to the superbowl
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>post yfw your team has a better QB than the Toxins
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>>64782649
VIKINGS
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>>64783151

you now remember that the browns spent a 1st round pick on weedon
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>>64782988
Reminder.
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>>64783155
Why would watt ever want to go?
If he goes to a team of stars he will get overshadowed, and make less money off endorsements.
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>>64783162
WEW LAD
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>>64783183
me
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The Chiefs haven't scored a touchdown after getting the ball gift wrapped to them 4 times
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>>64783184
Nice old meme
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>>64783190
>mfw
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>>64782796
You're not going to stop pepes

Please stop
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please stop calling them the toxins
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>>64783177
MEME GAME MEME GAME
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I'm sorry, but did the Texans already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Texans are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC South for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wildcard Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Texans are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 9-7 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Texans wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Texans topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>64783190
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>>64783177
confirmed
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Lil John where?
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>>64783190

Reporting in
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>>64783190
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>>64783157
And Chip Kelly to the 49ers, next season is going to one fuck of a ride.
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ditka can't even form coherent sentences anymore
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when you realize Toxins are only 2 pick-6s away from winning this game


sheeeeit
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>>64783183
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>>64783190
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>all these picks

Am I watching a Blitz game or some shit?
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>>64782649
based pats of course
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>>64783170
Who do I root for in the real playoff game today family?
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>>64783214
>giphy
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HOLY FUCK DOES ANYONE ELSES DAD SLAM CABINETS AND DOORS AND SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY?

MY DAD LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT FUCKING SLAMMING SHIT TOGETHER

HOLY FUCK
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>>64783177
NOTHING is stopping this ride

Dubs confirmed it
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>rain turning to snow for tonights game
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>>64782431
both of these teams are better than the Jets, and we saw how well you handled them
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>>64783244
papa johns familia
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>>64783244
your mom
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>>64783183
Seahawks fan here. I like Lynch, I really do. It's pretty shitty of him to not even travel with the team.

It's not cold in the owners box familia. I honestly don't think he will be on the team next year.

>Inb4 trading Lynch to the Raiders for Crabtree, the laughs will ensure with Crabtree and Sherman on the same team
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>>64783190
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>>64783190
oh yeah
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>>64783223
see>>64783177
there's literally no hope for u
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>>64783170
>big ben
>not being overrated trash
top 5 WR corp and still throws only 5 more tds then ints
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>>64783214
Is HUEston better?
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>>64783244

You eat yourself.
>>
>>64783243
Steelers, le goofy meme cats aren't going to win against the Pats.
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>>64783243
I just realised that Flacco isn't even in the playoffs this year

>that contract

kek, single handedly ruined that team by the looks of it
>>
>>64783244
x chicken nuggets

x being the last two digits
>>
>>64783247
I would give anything to be around my dad right now, even if he was slamming cabinets. Appreciate him while he's alive; he won't always be.
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>>64783245
2cute
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>>64782732
No, its Kansas City.
>shittiest baseball team 5 years ago
>Won World Series,made it two years in a row
Chiefs are just Deja Vú.
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>>64783252
Everyone knows steeler fans aren't humans
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>>64783247
My landlord does the same shit, the old fuck
>>
>>64783264
i like rawls more than lynch desu
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>>64783240
I'd love to see some body slams and late hits. This game is boring.
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>>64783190
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>>64783190
Literally every other team in the league senpai
>>
my peepee got hard whenever they showed that chick on screen
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>>64783190
>>
>>64783243
personally i want the steelers to win because i find them much more enjoyable to watch
but it would be funny if mccarron wins a game then dalton comes back and loses
so flip a coin i guess
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>>64783247

Damn are you me? When I come home from uni and my dad is leaving for work and making some food he literally spends 30 minutes slamming the cabinets.
>>
>inb4 the chefs dont put up another point and 2 defensive scores win the game for the toxins
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>>64783190
>>
>>64783157
>>tom Coughlin
>>interview with the eagles
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>>64783268

he's missed 5 games this year
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>>64783244
This dick
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>>64783247
slam your dick into his mouth
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>>64783247
Slam his coffin when he dies
>>
>>64783244
Pussy
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>>64783066
Hoyerble
>>
>>64783245
Avery and Dassey are guilty as fuck.
>>
>>64783245
who is this cougar?
>>
Heh.
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>brian hoyer will get the ball at least 4 more times this game

The lels don't stop
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>>64783244
grilled cheese
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>>64783297
except jest,rasm and leaveland
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>>64783244
Nothing
>>
>>64783305
chiefs probably won't score any more points
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>>64783244
Ice cream sandwiches
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>>64783190
>>
>>64783244
Your mom's asshole
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I bet my brother that the puckers would win

dubs decides what bet is
>>
Is the Steelers Benglels game going to be better than this? Trying to decide if it's worth staying up until 130am for it to start.
>>
Elite
>>
Wtf was that spic shit, build wall.
>>
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>>64783316
>>64783316
Fucking classic
>>
>>64783177
Smeth magic
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>>64783244
shit
>>
>>64783283
Promise?
>>
>>64783247
He wants you to get your lazy ass out of bed.
>>
>>64783244
TENDIES! :D
>>
>>64783245
>you will never fuck a qt3.14 investigative journalist
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>>64783330
JUST
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>>64783269
>Is HUEston better?

we have plenty of mexicans, so I'll take it.

>TFW I was around for Carr
>TFW I was around for Shaub
>TFW I am around for Hoyer

Still a Texan.
>>
>>64783244

A bag of skittles, Chopped Banana covered in Mayo and a can of tuna.
>>
>>64783244
Ketchup on popcorn
>>
>>64783243
I don't want the Steelers cause of muh rivalry but shit I guess that's the only option at this point fuck them bungels
>>
Did any one actually expect houston to be competitive in this game? Literally the only reason they are in the playoffs is that the AFC south was so horrible this year.
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>>64783352
loser sucks the other's dick
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>>64783312
and was still 3rd in the nfl in ints
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>>64783316
>>
>>64783333

>4 times
>quads

nice
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>>64783328
Nice try you foreign fuck. This is how America does it.
>>
>>64783361

hahahaha holy shit
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>>64783252
rain,sleet,snow

fml, even the weather is against muh bungles
>>
>>64783247
>Living with your parents
>Year of our lord 2004

C:\Users\John\Pictures\Reddit\LaughingMan.bmp
>>
>>64783244
Pierogies
>>
>>64783244
a big-ass handful of salt
>>
>>64783352
Force him to read an entire /trb/ thread
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>>64783335
I don't agree on fitzmagic but the rest of them are shit tier qb's true
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>When you watching Hoyer in the playoffs
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>>64783281
Best part: He wont play till like fucking December due to that season ending injury

>120 million dollar
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patriots and cards are the only non meme teams this year desu
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>>64783152
Who is this pump chump?
>>
>>64783223
TL;DR
>>
>>64783333
quads confirm 4 times!
>>
>>64783377
lel winrar
>>
>>64783377
winnar
>>
>>64783376
This
>>
Here we go again, familia.
>>
>>64783361
That was a good pass, Hopkins didn't even fight for it.
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>>64783405
ACT
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>>64783377
solid
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>>64783247
>can hear people in neighboring apartments slamming pots and pans together when they cook
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>>64783377

Confirmed
>>
Those pathetic QB stats
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>>64783223
Inbred Houstonite Mexican on suicide watch.
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>>64783404
The Raiders are not a meme team either.
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Are the Texans fielding their first string players?
Also, have they been told that there is no game next week if they lose?
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>>64783404
Patriots are the biggest meme team
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>>64783190
>>
whos better in playoff games dalton or hoyer?
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>>64783244
here have this
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>>64783361
The Grossman school of quarterbacking lives on
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>that int to berry

What the flying fuck? He was wide open, you'd think that Hoyer did it on purpose.
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>>64783183
>Seacawks win the Owl with an interception of Tim Brody

mfw Lynch acts like he earned the ring and is the GOAT til the end of time
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>>64783333
16 more interceptions
>>
Queefs will finally get their meme win, but holy shit could it be against a worse team? I just hate the Chiefs for some reason. Can't say why.
>>
Year of the Chiefs

That kickoff return was epic!!!!!!
>>
Hoyer reminds me of Dan Marino
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>>64783404
Patriots are the definition of a meme team.
>>
>>64783396
>using your c drive for image storage
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>>64782649
Chiefs
>>
NEW THREAD

>>64783407

NEW THREAD

>>64783407

NEW THREAD

>>64783407

NEW THREAD

>>64783407
>>
is lisa salters a robot
>>
>this abc audio
JUST
>>
>post yfw the Chiefs choke like they did against the Clots
>>
>>64783467
no
>>
>This mic

RIP ears
>>
TIME FOR THE WEED MAN
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>>64783404
>this post
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>>64783303
I kind of want the Steelers to win so both of next weeks games will be competitive but I just can't do it I hate them too much

Bengals it is
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People are watching this game? What a waste of time you faggots. 44
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>>64783454

>hating the chiefs for no reason
>not being a chiefs shitposter despite not being a fan of the team
>>
>>64783467
are you retarded?
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QUICK

OVER/UNDER 4 PICKS FOR HOYER
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>>64783470
Oh thank God someone else heard it, I thought the greys were back for me.
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>>64783446
Check your shit canada.

That looks delicious but don't try to outdo the queers of steers
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>Jaguars defeated Dolphins 62-7

waatttt lololol
>>
>>64783477
Dude lmao
>>
Man I hope Hoyer throws another pick.
>>
>>64783467
Do you have a mental problem?
>>
>>64783418
>hopkins
>>
>>64783177
Oh
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>>64783480
>he has something better to do on a saturday evening

get out normie
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>Hoyer's noodle arm
could have been a pick 6
>>
>>64783434
hello newfag redditor!
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>>64783479
Bengals will win 1 with AJ McCaron and lose next week with the ginger top kek
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why the hell is Hoyer not benched?
>>
>>64783495
based Tom Coughlin
>>
Who /rooting4Hoyer/ here?
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>>64783152
who is this testicle receptical?
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>Roommates slamming shit at all hours of the night
>Neighbors have a dog that barks everytime its let outside

Anyone else know this awful feel?
>>
>>64783531
Benched for who?

That's why.
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>>64783531
Because reasons.
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reminder jj watt = worst jj
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>>64783531
because BoB is a fucking idiot meme king
>>
>>64783531
They wanna break the all time playoff record for INTs
>>
>TIMEOUT

WEW.
>>
>>64783531
kill yourself

Brandon Weeden barely knows the offense and would be no better than this shit.
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>>64783538
Rooting for him to take himself out of the game.
>>
>>64783531
because
>tejanos
>>
lel Texans fans booing.
>>
Safe to say both these teams don't belong in the playoffs?
>>
>>64783548
thank you based hoodie
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Who /Eagles/ here?
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>>64783548
Thank you Based Hoodie!
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>>64783495

The 99-00 Jags were elite.
Recent memery aside they used to be scary.
>>
>>64783548
tybh
>>
>>64783531
honestly Weedon might be worse
>>
So do these two teams actually have fans in this thread, or is everyone here watching only because its playoffs football?
>>
>>64783548
Thank you Based Hoodie!
>>
>>64783575
kek eagles fans what a great joke
>>
>>64783264

Lynch has right stopped giving a shit after Pete Carroll decided to let his mulatto manlet quarterback throw on the goal line rather than hand him the ball
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>>64783567
We knew that coming in.
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>>64783575
>>
>>64783567
>KC defense isn't elite
found the casual
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>>64783567
Chefs are just a better Texans, all will have their asses succumb to the scumbag Pats anyways
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over 9000 hours in paint
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>>64783556
At least it's be entertaining.
>>
what the fuck was that
>>
>Almost picked
>AGAIN
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>>64783575
reporting in
why are we going after this nigger
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
JESUS CHRIST WHY DIDNT YOU CATCH THAT OMG WOULD HAVE DIED OF LAUGHTER
>>
holy shit nearly another one
>>
>>64783548
Thank you based hoodie
>>
>>64783556
Fuck you you dumb cunt.. ANYONE is better than hoyer
>>
HOYER PLEASE
>>
>dat almost int
>>
>hoyer
>>
>Another INT... almost.
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Alright guys, let's do this. Over/under 5.5 INTs for Hoyer tonight?
>>
>Hoyer throwing an incomplete pass

he's getting better lads
>>
take this fucking cucklord out already holy fuck
>>
>Hoyer almost throwing his 4th int

Christ
>>
>>64783586
only cause it's playoffs football... #CowboysNation
>>
>>64783542
>My neighbors have 4 kids in a one bedroom apartment
>1 yr to 12yrs old
>both are obese
>no control of the kids
>always screaming that can be heard through the walls
>banging coming from the walls
>the three kids are heavy as well so it sounds like bowling balls being thrown around
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>HE ALMOST THREW ANOTHER ONE
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>>64783601
The Ottoman's siege of Vienna
>>
>Almost picked

He's guaranteed to get at least one more
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>>64783575
>>
Hoyer has been paid off by the Chefs right? Nobody is this bad unintentionally. Nobody.
>>
ALMOST A 4TH

A

FUCKING

4TH
>>
YOU'RE NOT ON THE CHEFS YOU DUMB FUCK

STOP THROWING AT THEIR PLAYERS
>>
I can't imagine how Hoyer must be feeling right now.
>>
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>Hoyer still in
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>mfw Homer almost the a fourth into
>mfw he learned this talent in Cleveland
>>
>>64783490
lmfao
>>
>>64783619
over

he's completely rattled
>>
>>64783626
mean
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ugly game is ugly
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>>64783635
This is so sad. Holy shit.
>>
>ho yer
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Should've been INT #4. I think this might be the first time a QB was on track to throw 10 picks in a playoff game. This is worse than Peyton Manning in the playoffs.
>>
Who /JakeDelhomme/ here?
>>
>>64782523
>he thinks Denver is getting past their first game
>>
Hoyer is playing like it's his first NFL game
>>
>Chief shutdown the pass
>Cant run

ouch.
>>
>>64783619
under
>>
>>64783639
Not joking.
>>
>>64783354
Offensively yeah it will be
>>
1) you get cucked by your own dad

2) brian hoyer is your team's starting qb next year

pick one /sp/
>>
>>64783619
Definitely over
>>
everyone counting the Texans. Texans winning this game would be pure gold.
>>
Im actually happy the Texans are getting first downs because that means more chances for a Hoyer pick 6
>>
>>64783619
Under, he won't play after his 4th
>>
This Hoyer chap is quite the inept ball tosser.
>>
>>64783653
I was almost a panthers fan because of him
>>
Even my wife's kid is sick of this garbage.
>>
>>64783638
Hoyer almost threw a fourth*
Jeez...
>>
when do they take Hoyer out?

seriously
>>
When is Goku coming to save the Toxins?
>>
This game is like having a group of men break into your house, steal all your shit, rape your sister right in front of you and then slowly torture you by cutting off your limbs one by one
>>
>>64783661
>you get cucked by your own dad
speaking of that...
https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr
>>
>>64783661
the family that plays together stays together
>>
How could Wheeden be any worse?
>>
why are the texans even in the playoffs?
>>
>BOOOOOOOOOO
What did they mean by this?
>>
>BOOston texans
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>>64783661
Can't choose #2, who could?
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>>64783682
*Opens door*

It's me Goku
>>
>>64783661
2 obviously. Football doesn't matter.
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>>64783661
My dad's a bro, I wouldn't even care.
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>RUNNING THE BALL THREE TIMES IN A ROW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Kek Hoyer can literally only throw screens that the average /sp/ poster can throw
>>
>>64783683

if youre a texans fan maybe

this is funny as fuck
>>
>Hoyer honouring his alma mater by getting absolutely BTFO.
pottery.
>>
>>64783680
their backup is weeden so never
>>