THREAD #5
>POST YFW WHEN HOYER IS YOUR QB
1st for chefs going to get refballed
T R U M P
R
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P
2016
They need to keep JJ Watt in at quarterback
>>64782308
>Your face when when
Chef fans everyone
>post yfw you're not Hoyer
>>64782308
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE!
>>64782308
>>64782308
>>64782308
1st for Bagels
>>64782308
7th for fuck it all
1st
Mfw cowboys fan watching this game
Sign Hackenberg
nth for only sjws want Houston to lose
This is what happens when you play Browns leftovers
>>64782367
Great job feggit
who /x/ here?
If the Texans had taken Carr instead of Clowney, would they be winning right now?
>>64782350
Refballed? Nigga he had 1 step in.
2 many threads right now
#triggered
>>64782308
reading his lips after the pick "you've got to be kidding me"
Go Chiefs
>this is your competition
Top laff
Just mail us our tickets to the Owl already
>>64782406
Its thread 5
Just follow the numbers you autist
If Hoyer throws another pick, does he get benched?
>>64782431
Just mail tickets to disneyland
>>64782398
No, they'd have a bye.
>>64782480
>so much
Same with cuckold. It just a phase or a tread .
>>64782431
No way Tom wins in Denver my senpaitachi.
>>64782480
>watching professional porn
>ever
>>64782480
Are you implying you don't like those succulent ass juices al ovr you're filthy mouth?
>>64782457
You have to.
>>64782431
>YFW Pats get BTFO in Denver again by PeyPey
>>64782480
reported for off topic
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64782528
This.
Weeden please!!
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEMEAGEDDON
>>64782523
The Broncos needed 5 quarters to beat Brady, and that was after Gronk went down
Peyton will be lucky to make the conference final at this rate
IT'S A HAT TRICK
>>64782480
Watching a girl's get licked is pretty hot
Watching a girl toss a dude's salad is fucking gross
Jesus Christ
Bench this fucking trash ass QB
Hoyer benched for the second half?
if they had any other QB than hoyer they would only be down 3
LEL
Another pick. They're going to bring in Weeden
WEEED MAN
Kek. Fucking Toxins.
Going for the high score of INTs against the chefs to beat Peyton, I see.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOMEONE. JUST. END. HOYER'S. MISERY
it's going to be weeden time
hoyer has melted down
That's it, I give up on the Texans. No more. Fuck 'em. First person to get dubs picks my new team.
Fuck you Hoyer you fucking kike fuck I'm too drunk for this fucking shit fuck you
>3rd pick
>within the last 6 throws
>fumbled earlier
>>64782591
Brock Bronco's =/= Healthy Peyton Broncos
Home team always wins in Brady vs. Manning.
>what kind of offense you want senpai?
>>64782649
patsies
>>64782649
TEXANS
>>64782649
Chefs
>>64782649
Raiders
Just put Weeden in fuck it
>>64782649
Browns
WEEDENTIME
>>64782649
Cleaveland Browns
>>64782649
Texans
>>64782649
browns
>>64782649
Steelers
WHO /STARTED CHIEFS DEFENSE IN DRAFT KINGS/ HERE?
It is 5:50 PM and Brandon Hoyer has thrown another interception
Calm down niggers, Andy Reid teams are cursed. The queefs will lose this game. Cap it
>>64782649
Cleveland Browns
Is this the end of Brian Hoyer's career?
>>64782559
false reporting is a bannable issue
>>64782699
Not much better but I'll take it
are the Cheifs the luckiest team ever?
>dominated by good teams
>blessed by the second half where you're playing against the worst teams in the league and a injured Peyton who got benched before the second half
>get matched up against the worst team in the afc playoff
Holy shit so fucking lucky
>>64782672
>that file name
This is going to make it even funnier when the Queefs inevitably choke in the second half
Put in Weed Man
>tfw
tyb hoyer
>>64782688
>>64782649
razorcakes
>>64782649
Chiefs
>>64782649
Browns
>>64782726
>career
>implying there was one to begin with
>>64782708
>playoffs fantasy
>>64782649
Arsenal
If I could press a button and time would skip to the night game I would. This is horrible.
Are there seriously Texans fans?
>>64782649
Texans
>>64782726
Yes
>>64782672
Just got home
Did they actually run that bullshit on the goalline?
Toxins don't deserve to be in the playoffs, let's all just be honest
>>64782688
Not taking this one
>>64782688
Bench Hoyer. He's done
THE JETS ARE GOOD AND OUT OF THE PLAYOOFS FOR THIS SHITT!!???
>>64782649
Cowboys
>>64782649
Vikings.
>>64782779
Followed by Hoyer throwing a pick into double coverage
>>64782710
Only 2 more for him to match Delhomme for 5 picks and a lost fumble.
>>64782802
They lost to Houston
>>64782649
why, my peanus weanus, of course!
>>64782802
Chiefs are the most complete team in the AFC. I'm glad they started off shitty so everyone would underrate them.
>>64782796
This Pepe actually made me laff. I thought I hated you frogposters
>>64782649
>First person to get dubs picks my new team.
>>64782787
>Not taking this one
Well you can fuck right the fuck off then you fucking faggot. Kill yourself you attentions seeking piece of shit.
>>64782649
Vikings
>mfw Weeden leads the Texans to the superb owl
>>64782802
Jets lost to the Texans you dumb Nog
>>64782787
the dubs have spoken
it is destiny
>>64782431
This ain't about you patsfag
>>64782850
Black people stole him and made him better
It's like reverse rock and roll
>>64782853
Why so mad? :^)
>>64782850
Normies make the best Pepe memes.
What a shit playcall. Why would run a toss so deep in the backfield?
Someone post that HD stream link again please
DUBS AND THE TEXANS DO A 2013 COLTS
Do they seriously have to make an ad break every single fucking time the clock stops now? It wasn't as bad in the reg season, this shit is frustrating now
>>64782857
he asked for a team not a meme
>>64782861
Jesus Mexico, Just shit the fuck already
>>64782850
>texans are so shit they actually are losing to the chiefs in the playoffs
Battle of the defenses
If Smith was playing like Hoyer this game wouldn't even have any points
>>64782846
old meme
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64782917
alcohol withdraw got you irritable?
Boooooo
>>64782921
>Just shit the fuck already
>they boo hoyer
Seriously give put two inbetween the eyes.
They are booing hoyer!
"fans" who boo their own team instead of sticking with them through hard times are not real fans. You support your team no matter what.
>Tfw the Queefs choke it
>>64782917
commercial breaks are the same throughout the entire season senpai
>booing your own team
How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs? Get your shit together afc south
>>64782994
>Houston fans
>>64782931
>have time
>>64782649
VIKINGS
I
K
E
S
>>64782986
>>64782994
>cheering for 0 points and 4 turnovers
Kek
>>64782986
Why stick with the fucker that had such a shit first half performance?
They're clearly saying Boo-urns
PUT WEEDEN IN
>>64782986
Hoyer is playing like ass though. I would have taken him out long ago.
>>64782986
>>64782994
cucks
>>64782994
They're booing Hoyer.
As far as they're concerned, he's already cut.
Can someone make a "Just fuck my shit up" edit of Hoyer
>Hoyer's horrible
Kek, ditka
As a Jew, I had hoped that Hoyer would give us a good showing being the only Jewish QB in the NFL.
This whole game is shoah
>>64782882
lel not mad, just call it like I see it
BIG BEN
>>64782980
still a good one tho
HOYER MVP
god i hate espn """"analysts""""
>>64782649
One of us one of us
Ditka has the worst case of old man neck I have ever seen.
>>64783020
>How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs?
Even ESPN is shitting on the toxins
>ywn chant "Put In Weeden" during halftime at a playoff game
Must be exhilarating being a Texans fan
all those turnovers only score 13 points
lot of football left..lot of spaghetti to be spilled still
the NFL should eliminate divisions and just do seeding by record. the texans do not belong in the playoffs
>>64783083
whatever you say, sugarbuns~!
PUT ME IN COACH
>tfw when chiefs, Steelers, Vics and packers bet
is it okay, just put 5€ dollars as a combi-bet.
I've not watched either of these teams much - is Hoyer always shit? He makes me feel good about Cutlet.
>>64782649
Titans
>>64783065
>>64782649
49ers
>>64782994
Hoyer is doing frustratingly bad, why would anyone cheer for the team after he basically threw away all offensive opportunities?
>>64782986
Go back to reddit
Whenever the Chiefs get inside the opponents 40 Andy goes ultra conservative mode and plays for the fg
Roethlisberger looking classy as fuck
>dat playoff beard.
>>64783115
he's already got his asterisk too
Texans come back to win in OT
Dubs will confirm.
>>64782649
stillers
Based fucking Smeth needs to get his fucking shit together.
H-Town on suicide watch
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE
>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
THERE'S AN ENTIRE SECOND HALF LEFT TO THIS SHITSHOW
>>64783120
He is just back-up tier. No more shit than Weeden, Mallet etc.
When will they let Watt go so he can play in a decent team?
>tom Coughlin
>interview with the eagles
>>64782649
Buffalo Bills
>>64782672
Oh, you know.
>>64783117
But packers are going to get smashed.
>>64783117
>vic and packer
You fucked up, nigger
big ben sighting
please come and save us from these awful offense
>>64783145
Dubs confirm Chefs will run meme plays for the rest of the game which will be a shutout
>talking about how many gloves big ben will be wearing
lol fuck these talking heads
>>64783114
that's right sugar tits, whatever I say.
Stream?
>Lynch not even traveling with team
What a shitlord
Which one of you is him?
Its 6:04 PM EST and Jak- Brian Hoyer just threw another Interception.
>This is the playoffs for concussionball fags
>>64783029
>implying anyone wants that fuck face
Manziel is shit and obviously a locker room cancer. No one wants to be led by that tiny faggot. He'll be lucky to get a backup job in a desperate club
With this defense, Weeden might just be good enough to take the Houston to the superbowl
>post yfw your team has a better QB than the Toxins
>>64782649
VIKINGS
>>64783151
you now remember that the browns spent a 1st round pick on weedon
>>64782988
Reminder.
>>64783155
Why would watt ever want to go?
If he goes to a team of stars he will get overshadowed, and make less money off endorsements.
>>64783162
WEW LAD
>>64783183
me
The Chiefs haven't scored a touchdown after getting the ball gift wrapped to them 4 times
>>64783184
Nice old meme
>>64783190
>mfw
>>64782796
You're not going to stop pepes
Please stop
please stop calling them the toxins
>>64783177
MEME GAME MEME GAME
I'm sorry, but did the Texans already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Texans are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC South for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wildcard Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Texans are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 9-7 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Texans wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Texans topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>64783177
confirmed
Lil John where?
>>64783190
Reporting in
>>64783190
>>64783157
And Chip Kelly to the 49ers, next season is going to one fuck of a ride.
ditka can't even form coherent sentences anymore
when you realize Toxins are only 2 pick-6s away from winning this game
sheeeeit
>>64783183
>all these picks
Am I watching a Blitz game or some shit?
>>64782649
based pats of course
>>64783170
Who do I root for in the real playoff game today family?
>>64783214
>giphy
HOLY FUCK DOES ANYONE ELSES DAD SLAM CABINETS AND DOORS AND SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY?
MY DAD LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT FUCKING SLAMMING SHIT TOGETHER
HOLY FUCK
>>64783177
NOTHING is stopping this ride
Dubs confirmed it
>rain turning to snow for tonights game
>>64782431
both of these teams are better than the Jets, and we saw how well you handled them
>>64783244
papa johns familia
>>64783244
your mom
>>64783183
Seahawks fan here. I like Lynch, I really do. It's pretty shitty of him to not even travel with the team.
It's not cold in the owners box familia. I honestly don't think he will be on the team next year.
>Inb4 trading Lynch to the Raiders for Crabtree, the laughs will ensure with Crabtree and Sherman on the same team
>>64783190
oh yeah
>>64783223
see>>64783177
there's literally no hope for u
>>64783170
>big ben
>not being overrated trash
top 5 WR corp and still throws only 5 more tds then ints
>>64783214
Is HUEston better?
>>64783244
You eat yourself.
>>64783243
Steelers, le goofy meme cats aren't going to win against the Pats.
>>64783243
I just realised that Flacco isn't even in the playoffs this year
>that contract
kek, single handedly ruined that team by the looks of it
>>64783244
x chicken nuggets
x being the last two digits
>>64783247
I would give anything to be around my dad right now, even if he was slamming cabinets. Appreciate him while he's alive; he won't always be.
>>64783245
2cute
>>64782732
No, its Kansas City.
>shittiest baseball team 5 years ago
>Won World Series,made it two years in a row
Chiefs are just Deja Vú.
>>64783252
Everyone knows steeler fans aren't humans
>>64783247
My landlord does the same shit, the old fuck
>>64783264
i like rawls more than lynch desu
>>64783240
I'd love to see some body slams and late hits. This game is boring.
>>64783190
>>64783190
Literally every other team in the league senpai
my peepee got hard whenever they showed that chick on screen
>>64783190
>>64783243
personally i want the steelers to win because i find them much more enjoyable to watch
but it would be funny if mccarron wins a game then dalton comes back and loses
so flip a coin i guess
>>64783247
Damn are you me? When I come home from uni and my dad is leaving for work and making some food he literally spends 30 minutes slamming the cabinets.
>inb4 the chefs dont put up another point and 2 defensive scores win the game for the toxins
>>64783190
>>64783157
>>tom Coughlin
>>interview with the eagles
>>64783268
he's missed 5 games this year
>>64783244
This dick
>>64783247
slam your dick into his mouth
>>64783247
Slam his coffin when he dies
>>64783244
Pussy
>>64783066
Hoyerble
>>64783245
Avery and Dassey are guilty as fuck.
>>64783245
who is this cougar?
Heh.
>brian hoyer will get the ball at least 4 more times this game
The lels don't stop
>>64783244
grilled cheese
>>64783297
except jest,rasm and leaveland
>>64783244
Nothing
>>64783305
chiefs probably won't score any more points
>>64783244
Ice cream sandwiches
>>64783190
>>64783244
Your mom's asshole
I bet my brother that the puckers would win
dubs decides what bet is
Is the Steelers Benglels game going to be better than this? Trying to decide if it's worth staying up until 130am for it to start.
Elite
Wtf was that spic shit, build wall.
>>64783316
>>64783316
Fucking classic
>>64783177
Smeth magic
>>64783244
shit
>>64783283
Promise?
>>64783247
He wants you to get your lazy ass out of bed.
>>64783244
TENDIES! :D
>>64783245
>you will never fuck a qt3.14 investigative journalist
>>64783330
JUST
>>64783269
>Is HUEston better?
we have plenty of mexicans, so I'll take it.
>TFW I was around for Carr
>TFW I was around for Shaub
>TFW I am around for Hoyer
Still a Texan.
>>64783244
A bag of skittles, Chopped Banana covered in Mayo and a can of tuna.
>>64783244
Ketchup on popcorn
>>64783243
I don't want the Steelers cause of muh rivalry but shit I guess that's the only option at this point fuck them bungels
Did any one actually expect houston to be competitive in this game? Literally the only reason they are in the playoffs is that the AFC south was so horrible this year.
>>64783352
loser sucks the other's dick
>>64783312
and was still 3rd in the nfl in ints
>>64783316
>>64783333
>4 times
>quads
nice
>>64783328
Nice try you foreign fuck. This is how America does it.
>>64783361
hahahaha holy shit
>>64783252
rain,sleet,snow
fml, even the weather is against muh bungles
>>64783247
>Living with your parents
>Year of our lord 2004
C:\Users\John\Pictures\Reddit\LaughingMan.bmp
>>64783244
Pierogies
>>64783244
a big-ass handful of salt
>>64783352
Force him to read an entire /trb/ thread
>>64783335
I don't agree on fitzmagic but the rest of them are shit tier qb's true
>When you watching Hoyer in the playoffs
>>64783281
Best part: He wont play till like fucking December due to that season ending injury
>120 million dollar
patriots and cards are the only non meme teams this year desu
>>64783152
Who is this pump chump?
>>64783223
TL;DR
>>64783333
quads confirm 4 times!
>>64783377
lel winrar
>>64783377
winnar
>>64783376
This
Here we go again, familia.
>>64783361
That was a good pass, Hopkins didn't even fight for it.
>>64783405
ACT
>>64783377
solid
>>64783247
>can hear people in neighboring apartments slamming pots and pans together when they cook
>>64783377
Confirmed
Those pathetic QB stats
>>64783223
Inbred Houstonite Mexican on suicide watch.
>>64783404
The Raiders are not a meme team either.
Are the Texans fielding their first string players?
Also, have they been told that there is no game next week if they lose?
>>64783404
Patriots are the biggest meme team
whos better in playoff games dalton or hoyer?
>>64783244
here have this
>>64783361
The Grossman school of quarterbacking lives on
>that int to berry
What the flying fuck? He was wide open, you'd think that Hoyer did it on purpose.
>>64783183
>Seacawks win the Owl with an interception of Tim Brody
mfw Lynch acts like he earned the ring and is the GOAT til the end of time
>>64783333
16 more interceptions
Queefs will finally get their meme win, but holy shit could it be against a worse team? I just hate the Chiefs for some reason. Can't say why.
Year of the Chiefs
That kickoff return was epic!!!!!!
Hoyer reminds me of Dan Marino
>>64783404
Patriots are the definition of a meme team.
>>64783396
>using your c drive for image storage
>>64782649
Chiefs
NEW THREAD
>>64783407
NEW THREAD
>>64783407
NEW THREAD
>>64783407
NEW THREAD
>>64783407
is lisa salters a robot
>this abc audio
JUST
>post yfw the Chiefs choke like they did against the Clots
>This mic
RIP ears
TIME FOR THE WEED MAN
>>64783404
>this post
>>64783303
I kind of want the Steelers to win so both of next weeks games will be competitive but I just can't do it I hate them too much
Bengals it is
People are watching this game? What a waste of time you faggots. 44
>>64783454
>hating the chiefs for no reason
>not being a chiefs shitposter despite not being a fan of the team
>>64783467
are you retarded?
QUICK
OVER/UNDER 4 PICKS FOR HOYER
>>64783470
Oh thank God someone else heard it, I thought the greys were back for me.
>>64783446
Check your shit canada.
That looks delicious but don't try to outdo the queers of steers
>Jaguars defeated Dolphins 62-7
waatttt lololol
>>64783477
Dude lmao
Man I hope Hoyer throws another pick.
>>64783467
Do you have a mental problem?
>>64783418
>hopkins
>>64783480
>he has something better to do on a saturday evening
get out normie
>Hoyer's noodle arm
could have been a pick 6
>>64783434
hello newfag redditor!
>>64783479
Bengals will win 1 with AJ McCaron and lose next week with the ginger top kek
why the hell is Hoyer not benched?
>>64783495
based Tom Coughlin
Who /rooting4Hoyer/ here?
>>64783152
who is this testicle receptical?
>Roommates slamming shit at all hours of the night
>Neighbors have a dog that barks everytime its let outside
Anyone else know this awful feel?
>>64783531
Benched for who?
That's why.
>>64783531
Because reasons.
reminder jj watt = worst jj
>>64783531
because BoB is a fucking idiot meme king
>>64783531
They wanna break the all time playoff record for INTs
>TIMEOUT
WEW.
>>64783531
kill yourself
Brandon Weeden barely knows the offense and would be no better than this shit.
>>64783538
Rooting for him to take himself out of the game.
>>64783531
because
>tejanos
lel Texans fans booing.
Safe to say both these teams don't belong in the playoffs?
>>64783548
thank you based hoodie
Who /Eagles/ here?
>>64783548
Thank you Based Hoodie!
>>64783495
The 99-00 Jags were elite.
Recent memery aside they used to be scary.
>>64783548
tybh
>>64783531
honestly Weedon might be worse
So do these two teams actually have fans in this thread, or is everyone here watching only because its playoffs football?
>>64783548
Thank you Based Hoodie!
>>64783575
kek eagles fans what a great joke
>>64783264
Lynch has right stopped giving a shit after Pete Carroll decided to let his mulatto manlet quarterback throw on the goal line rather than hand him the ball
>>64783567
We knew that coming in.
>>64783575
>>64783567
>KC defense isn't elite
found the casual
>>64783567
Chefs are just a better Texans, all will have their asses succumb to the scumbag Pats anyways
over 9000 hours in paint
>>64783556
At least it's be entertaining.
what the fuck was that
>Almost picked
>AGAIN
>>64783575
reporting in
why are we going after this nigger
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JESUS CHRIST WHY DIDNT YOU CATCH THAT OMG WOULD HAVE DIED OF LAUGHTER
holy shit nearly another one
>>64783548
Thank you based hoodie
>>64783556
Fuck you you dumb cunt.. ANYONE is better than hoyer
HOYER PLEASE
>dat almost int
>hoyer
>Another INT... almost.
Alright guys, let's do this. Over/under 5.5 INTs for Hoyer tonight?
>Hoyer throwing an incomplete pass
he's getting better lads
take this fucking cucklord out already holy fuck
>Hoyer almost throwing his 4th int
Christ
>>64783586
only cause it's playoffs football... #CowboysNation
>>64783542
>My neighbors have 4 kids in a one bedroom apartment
>1 yr to 12yrs old
>both are obese
>no control of the kids
>always screaming that can be heard through the walls
>banging coming from the walls
>the three kids are heavy as well so it sounds like bowling balls being thrown around
>HE ALMOST THREW ANOTHER ONE
>>64783601
The Ottoman's siege of Vienna
>Almost picked
He's guaranteed to get at least one more
>>64783575
Hoyer has been paid off by the Chefs right? Nobody is this bad unintentionally. Nobody.
ALMOST A 4TH
A
FUCKING
4TH
YOU'RE NOT ON THE CHEFS YOU DUMB FUCK
STOP THROWING AT THEIR PLAYERS
I can't imagine how Hoyer must be feeling right now.
>Hoyer still in
>mfw Homer almost the a fourth into
>mfw he learned this talent in Cleveland
>>64783490
lmfao
>>64783619
over
he's completely rattled
>>64783626
mean
ugly game is ugly
>>64783635
This is so sad. Holy shit.
>ho yer
Should've been INT #4. I think this might be the first time a QB was on track to throw 10 picks in a playoff game. This is worse than Peyton Manning in the playoffs.
Who /JakeDelhomme/ here?
>>64782523
>he thinks Denver is getting past their first game
Hoyer is playing like it's his first NFL game
>Chief shutdown the pass
>Cant run
ouch.
>>64783619
under
>>64783639
Not joking.
>>64783354
Offensively yeah it will be
1) you get cucked by your own dad
2) brian hoyer is your team's starting qb next year
pick one /sp/
>>64783619
Definitely over
everyone counting the Texans. Texans winning this game would be pure gold.
Im actually happy the Texans are getting first downs because that means more chances for a Hoyer pick 6
>>64783619
Under, he won't play after his 4th
This Hoyer chap is quite the inept ball tosser.
>>64783653
I was almost a panthers fan because of him
Even my wife's kid is sick of this garbage.
>>64783638
Hoyer almost threw a fourth*
Jeez...
when do they take Hoyer out?
seriously
When is Goku coming to save the Toxins?
This game is like having a group of men break into your house, steal all your shit, rape your sister right in front of you and then slowly torture you by cutting off your limbs one by one
>>64783661
>you get cucked by your own dad
speaking of that...
https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr
>>64783661
the family that plays together stays together
How could Wheeden be any worse?
why are the texans even in the playoffs?
>BOOOOOOOOOO
What did they mean by this?
>BOOston texans
>>64783661
Can't choose #2, who could?
>>64783682
*Opens door*
It's me Goku
>>64783661
2 obviously. Football doesn't matter.
>>64783661
My dad's a bro, I wouldn't even care.
>RUNNING THE BALL THREE TIMES IN A ROW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kek Hoyer can literally only throw screens that the average /sp/ poster can throw
>>64783683
if youre a texans fan maybe
this is funny as fuck
>Hoyer honouring his alma mater by getting absolutely BTFO.
pottery.
>>64783680
their backup is weeden so never
>>64783677
>wife's kid
>taking cares of someone else's child
cuck
>>64783694
AFC South
WHY ARE THEY PUNTING. YOU ARE GETTING CRUSHED AND YOU ARE ON THEIR 40. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUNTING KLJNKLSDFJAOKIDFHJASOIKDF
>>64783661
Any Browns fans that want to answer this one?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>3rd and 11
>Open WR about to go deep
>HURR DURR TIME TO PASS FOR 2 YARDS
Hoyer will be executed once the game is over.
>>64783706
Welcome the the Mike McCarthy offense
>>64783680
And put in Weeden? The won't be better
>>64783575
>>64783694
because Luck was injured all year
>KISS
I shiggy diggy.
WHO SWAG HERE?
My Wife's son and I can't stand to watch this anymore.
>>64783709
What are you, some kind of dipshit?
>hits one pin
>cheers
>>64783694
>tfw you will never be a cameraman who's only job is to zoom in on miserable fans in the stands
>clowney a bust
>su'a filo is a bust
>spending a draft pick on Randy Bullock
>letting fitzpatrick go and signing even worse qbs
rick smith needs to be fired
>>64783706
>Can't run
>Can't throw
>>64783720
>going for it
>can't even pass the ball without screens
>it's only the 3rd quarter
kill yourself
>>64783730
It might
>>64783720
>early 3rd quarter
>only down 13
>getting crushed
1st football game you fucking tryhard?
>>64783708
>implying /sp/ has enough arm strength to get a ball out in the flat without being picked off.
>>64783677
I really like this meme
>>64783722
No one asked you to recite Canada's constitution.
Elmer Fudd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Hoyer
>YFW Big Ben has more INT's today than Hoyer
fuck lads
>>64783742
Texans would be winning by 35 right now if they had a reasonably competent QB. This is a sad game.
>>64783720
The Texans offense has more yards than KC lol.
>>64783740
He'll be back in Japan within a year.
>>64783740
Why do I get the sinking feeling he's only being brought in to make Roman strong?
Do we have permission to discuss this game per nfl and copyright rules?
>>64783740
why he got a boner?
>>64783581
yea, I just dont remember that playoff rape...is that the most 1 sided game in playoff history? I'd have to look that up
>>64783765
>Position: Buffoon
>>64783716
>>64783730
damn, they are in trouble
>>64783727
>>64782514
Kek
Chiefs are da bomb!
Friendly reminder Weeden finished the regular season with the 10th highest completion % in NFL history
>>64783717
>not loving your wife's kids as if they were your own
I even took her last name to show them how much I care about them
ELITE AS FUCK
JUST
SMETH VIC
LAND DRAGON
Anyone else /erect/ here?
ALEX VICK
REFBALL
time for alex smith to throw another int
HOLY SHIT SMITH
SMETH
M
E
T
H
both these teams suck lmao
SMIFF
SMIFF
SMIFF
>dat cut when he could've just slid out of bounds
GOAT
LAND DRAGON
YEA WHITE BOIIIIIII
>>64783766
Considering how often based Nelson picks him off its possible.
SMETH
ALEX VICK
>>64782308
>chiefs
>alex vick
thanks for the hold asshole
damn that would have been a legendary smeth scramble
OH come on REFBALL
YA LIKE THAT???
Aw damn
Bullshit refball cunts.
>>64783677
Get out, Russell
>>64783784
I don't get it. That's his pos.
>>64783797
not falling for it this time, hombre
>>64782308
>talking to friend at work about the playoffs
>could remember very team except Houston
>It's Saturday now, game is on
>check in briefly to see the opening kickoff TD return by KC
>ignore game to do other things
>return to find Hoyer has thrown 3 INT
Why again is Houston in the playoffs? Why is this a thing?
THAT STANKY LEG WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Houston
elite smeth just torched faggot watt
>people seriously believe Aaron Rodgers is a better QB than Alex Smith in current year
When's the last time Rodgers did that?
Thank you based refball
this game is awful
>>64783797
But that's standard amongst mexicucks.
wow Alex "the elite cheetah" smith
>1st&4
This is the memest game of all time.
>1st & 4
RARE
A
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>Meme Watt 'injured'
JJ WATT JUST DIED OMFG
>>64783826
>>64783830
That was legit holding
I
>1st & 4
Wait, what?
Wew lads, all levels that running for nothing. Is anyone going to act like they want to win?
Oh great now Watts ded
JJ WATT HURT
gg
>watt dead
Whelp that's game
ALEX SMITH IS ELITE
JJ Watt is injured. Maybe it was from his TD run
1st and 4
ruh roh....Gay Gay Watt limpin off
>TAKE THE ROCK TO THE HOUSE ALEX
>mods on /r9k/ look for people who are evading the robot filter and they do it for fucking free
WATT DED
>>64783779
why you lookin at his dick?
wow jj watt disappears in a big game
what a shock
About to drop $500 on Raiders gear, convince me not to.
>Groin problem
>>64783875
>giving a shit about NEETs
LMAO FUCKING VIRGIN
Those delicious Texans fans tears.
HEEM DED
This game is boring.
KC should be up like 28 to nothing.
>>64783873
>>64783874
deleted why?
>>64783819
>Nelson has 30 (THIRTY) career INT's
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
TEXANS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64783850
"HOLDING"
We must keep the game reasonably close says Goodell
What a shitfest
>i made this paper mache meme hat fer nuthin
NEW BREAD WHERE
>>64783889
you should drop your shit team
Faked an injury so watt doesn't get removed
>>64783887
le fake an injury when doing poorly man
Oh. Hey Brian
>>64783836
see:
>>64783749
it's like y'all niggas don't even watch football.
do the people who watch black-ish also watch the nba?
JJ Watt might go to the Seahawks for a reduced salary, he would love the attention and playing for a well coached team. Hate to see him ruin his body for this team like this. :/
someone cap the sad texans fan in that helmet
>>64783889
Wait til they move to L.A. first.
>this black~ish tv show
>>64783889
Raiders will never be relevant.
>The AFCS gets a free playoff spot
How much money do these local car dealers make to afford a spot in an NFL Playoff game?
>>64783887
Wait until they move to LA
My wife's black daughter is a huge Chiefs fan and is loving this game
>>64783899
just looked at the banned paged to laugh at what they actually do for free
like these pedos actually moemorized a 4chan rule book for free
>together we can solve hunger!
>literally every poor american is obese
explain yourselves liberals
>>64783842
CP/AT YDS TD INT
>A. Smith 9/13 82 0 1
welll this is his current year so far.
>qb turns the ball over 238470234 times
>finally get to the endzone
>do a trickplay with watt and wilfork
>end up throwing another int regardless
why does o'brien still have a job?
>>64783910
>TEXANS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Consider the following
>O'brien's first year as Texan's Coach
>Hoyer and Mallett are second-rate QBs
>Jadaveon "The clown" Clowney is out of game
Texans fans were EXPECTING to lose. It's the glimmer of hope that KC jukes itself that they'd get ahead.
>>64783797
Youre not the same person fuck off
holy shit smeth elite for real
>>64783889
Does it say "LA" on it?
>>64783952
that is only like 10% of the bans too kek
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64783824
>>64783824
>>64783824
>>64783824
thank god batman is on in 30 minutes
>>64783950
I just laughed so hard holy fuck
>>64783889
it might be outdated as soon as this year
>>64783950
Based. Set me up with her digits bro.
>>64783946
You can make a shitload of money selling cars. A friend of mine owns a dealership and I occasionally go to dealer auctions with him, he just buys cars for a couple hundred and take them straight to his to sell for a couple thousand.
>>64783928
It's called a rhetorical question my eggball chum.
>>64783958
High salt, high sugar foods are generally cheaper and easier to make, keep longer.
Although if these fatties were willing to look about, find good deals, take time out to prepare meals and invest in a good sized freezer then they'd be fit.
>>64783958
Bad food makes you fat
>>64783991
>Batman
Manchild detected. Go play video games in public.
>>64783958
Take food from the fat and give to the skinny
>>64783942
AFC South and NFC East should play each other and the loser gets relegated.
>>64784004
>>64784006
if you are fat you aren't starving dipshits
>>64783846
This. It's almost impossible to find a Mexican woman older than 16 that doesn't have a kid
>>64783958
As long as you aren't impeded I wish I could not have enough money for food lol
I have such a hard time resisting foods, yes I am a Amerifat.
/pol/ just got triggered hard.
Watt ded. It's ogre.
>>64783923
>comparing peypey to Hoyer
Wewlad
>post yfw the Toxins actually thought they had a chance
>wobbler in the middle
>>64782308
Hoyer sucks dick.
>>64782591
Which does Tom loves more, his kids or his championships? I'm going with the champ's chips.
Gaaaayyyyyymeeeeeee
mercy killing pls
Anybody got the Simpsons he's already dead image.
so bored.....
marry, fuk, murder?
>>64785356
kill fuck marry but the last two are close enough to need review
>>64785356
Kill - Marry - Fuk
>>64785356
Marry, fuk, kill
pretty sure Bill O'Brien's son was playing QB tonight.