>POST YFW WHEN HOYER IS YOUR QB
>this is your competition
Just mail us our tickets to the Owl already
The Broncos needed 5 quarters to beat Brady, and that was after Gronk went down
Peyton will be lucky to make the conference final at this rate
Another pick. They're going to bring in Weeden
WHO /STARTED CHIEFS DEFENSE IN DRAFT KINGS/ HERE?
It is 5:50 PM and Brandon Hoyer has thrown another interception
are the Cheifs the luckiest team ever?
>dominated by good teams
>blessed by the second half where you're playing against the worst teams in the league and a injured Peyton who got benched before the second half
>get matched up against the worst team in the afc playoff
Holy shit so fucking lucky
If I could press a button and time would skip to the night game I would. This is horrible.
Are there seriously Texans fans?
Just got home
Did they actually run that bullshit on the goalline?
Toxins don't deserve to be in the playoffs, let's all just be honest
>First person to get dubs picks my new team.
>Not taking this one
Well you can fuck right the fuck off then you fucking faggot. Kill yourself you attentions seeking piece of shit.
>texans are so shit they actually are losing to the chiefs in the playoffs
How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs? Get your shit together afc south
>How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs?
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE
>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
THERE'S AN ENTIRE SECOND HALF LEFT TO THIS SHITSHOW
big ben sighting
please come and save us from these awful offense
>implying anyone wants that fuck face
Manziel is shit and obviously a locker room cancer. No one wants to be led by that tiny faggot. He'll be lucky to get a backup job in a desperate club
>post yfw your team has a better QB than the Toxins
you now remember that the browns spent a 1st round pick on weedon
I'm sorry, but did the Texans already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Texans are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC South for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wildcard Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Texans are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 9-7 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Texans wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Texans topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
when you realize Toxins are only 2 pick-6s away from winning this game
>all these picks
Am I watching a Blitz game or some shit?
Who do I root for in the real playoff game today family?
HOLY FUCK DOES ANYONE ELSES DAD SLAM CABINETS AND DOORS AND SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY?
MY DAD LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT FUCKING SLAMMING SHIT TOGETHER
NOTHING is stopping this ride
Dubs confirmed it
Seahawks fan here. I like Lynch, I really do. It's pretty shitty of him to not even travel with the team.
It's not cold in the owners box familia. I honestly don't think he will be on the team next year.
>Inb4 trading Lynch to the Raiders for Crabtree, the laughs will ensure with Crabtree and Sherman on the same team
personally i want the steelers to win because i find them much more enjoyable to watch
but it would be funny if mccarron wins a game then dalton comes back and loses
so flip a coin i guess
Damn are you me? When I come home from uni and my dad is leaving for work and making some food he literally spends 30 minutes slamming the cabinets.
>>interview with the eagles
>brian hoyer will get the ball at least 4 more times this game
The lels don't stop
I bet my brother that the puckers would win
dubs decides what bet is
>Is HUEston better?
we have plenty of mexicans, so I'll take it.
>TFW I was around for Carr
>TFW I was around for Shaub
>TFW I am around for Hoyer
Still a Texan.
patriots and cards are the only non meme teams this year desu
>can hear people in neighboring apartments slamming pots and pans together when they cook
Inbred Houstonite Mexican on suicide watch.
Are the Texans fielding their first string players?
Also, have they been told that there is no game next week if they lose?
>that int to berry
What the flying fuck? He was wide open, you'd think that Hoyer did it on purpose.
>Seacawks win the Owl with an interception of Tim Brody
mfw Lynch acts like he earned the ring and is the GOAT til the end of time
>hating the chiefs for no reason
>not being a chiefs shitposter despite not being a fan of the team
Check your shit canada.
That looks delicious but don't try to outdo the queers of steers
>Roommates slamming shit at all hours of the night
>Neighbors have a dog that barks everytime its let outside
Anyone else know this awful feel?
reminder jj watt = worst jj
Rooting for him to take himself out of the game.
The 99-00 Jags were elite.
Recent memery aside they used to be scary.
why are we going after this nigger
Alright guys, let's do this. Over/under 5.5 INTs for Hoyer tonight?
>My neighbors have 4 kids in a one bedroom apartment
>1 yr to 12yrs old
>both are obese
>no control of the kids
>always screaming that can be heard through the walls
>banging coming from the walls
>the three kids are heavy as well so it sounds like bowling balls being thrown around
>mfw Homer almost the a fourth into
>mfw he learned this talent in Cleveland
Should've been INT #4. I think this might be the first time a QB was on track to throw 10 picks in a playoff game. This is worse than Peyton Manning in the playoffs.
>RUNNING THE BALL THREE TIMES IN A ROW