HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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THE NIGHT GOES ON AND I'M FADING AWAY

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>>64784162
I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE

JUST

By far the worst team in the playoffs, I don't think any Texans fans actually expected them to go anywhere

>hey what should we call our team?
>something that has to do with texas, i guess
>oh i know just the thing

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>>64785229
>it worked for these guys right?

This is why automatic berths for division winner is stupid. The Jets had a better record and should have made it in over a Brian Hoyer led Texans team.

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>>64785229
>>64785326
Gotta go all the way or not at all.

>>64785418
Absolutely.

Texas shouldn't even have a second team.

>>64785418
Texannes beat the jets bro

>>64785229
the only annoying part of it is that Houston had a team that had the appropriate name at one point in history. But instead of re-using the old name they decided to be super generic.

Major oil refineries are in Houston, thus nothing really makes sense except the Houston Oilers.

>>64785229
a texan is a type of longhorn bull.

>>64785653
And it just sounds better abs has history.

>>64785418
>>64785551
>removing the incentive to win the division
>intentionally diminishing the intensity of division rivalries
>thinking this is a good idea
>thinking this will ever happen
I know you're butthurt New Yorkers, but c'mon man!

>>64785694
That's what your mom calls me.

>>64785145
Nope. For most of us, it's just an opportunity to point and laugh at the Colts/Titans.

>>64785725
What, a Texan?

>>64785725
you're a joke.

>>64785418

If they wanted to be in the playoffs they shoulda won more games

The Bengals can't possibly be embarrassed worse than this. Right?

RIGHT!?

>>64785796
But they did win more games than the Texans.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They should change their name to the Houston Turnovers, amirite?

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

>>64785804
>McCarron beats the Steelers who have been hit and miss this year
>Dalton returns and gets picked 4x against the Patriots

I'd prob die laughing tbqh

>the best team in Texas is gonna get shut out by the queefs in the first round by at least 30

Why do cowboys fans even exist? Your team is worse than this laughable mess

Did the Houston Texans belong in the playoffs?

>>64785804

>implying AJ-senpai won't read us to victoly

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>>64785804
hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>64786526
>read

>>64786282
no team in the afc south deserved it but they have to put a division winner in even if they are better teams than them.

>>64786254
Stay salty, irrelevant faggot

Jaguars fan here. Our division is literally the special needs kid of the nfl. Fucking toxins deserved to be blown out fuck them ALL

>>64786620

>making fun of asians

>Texans' backup RBs all stink and Arian Foster is done
>No impact WRs or TEs to speak of besides Hopkins
>O-Line is just okay

>"It's all Brian Hoyer's fault and we should draft a QB in the first round"

Cool meme

>>64786620

>autism

>>64786704

They should draft a QB. Coach O'Brien's quarterback he had at Penn State is coming down the tube and he's a top 3 pick.

>>64786704
>has a shitty Back-up QB at starter
>durr drafting a QB would be dumb
The only way you could be dumber is if you posted a frog too. The only possible veteran QB they could get is Rivers if he was trying to dodge the godless hell hole that is LA. Or Brett Farve

>>64787274

>Rivers on a team that won't fucking die around him and an owner who isn't actively fucking the team's fans over

Yes please.

>Brian hoyer clearly just cried before the press conference and looks like he's still about to cry
Eughh this is physically painful to watch

>>64787039
Hackenshit is a meme

>>64787274
>>64787373

Rivers has a no trade clause, family

>>64785725
Underage b&

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>>64787614

>my face when he pulls a Barry Sanders and retires

>>64785624
>Texannes

little past your bed time, squirt

>>64787654

That would be a sad day
But would not be surprising

>>64787402

Hoyer isn't fit to take your order @ your nearest Whataburger drive-thru...what an Absolute Fucking Faggot

Die, Houston...enjoy your $30 barrel of oil the next few years, you fucking faggots

>last team in nfl history to make the playoffs
>cant even make it past the wildcard

>>64785653
Nigger Bud Adams refused to give them the name.

>>64785418
that's what you get for not having a proper league but divisions and conferences

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lol, I love how they were talking shit about the Clots.

At least the Clots can make the AFC title game to get their shit pushed in byy the Pats.

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>>64786686

At least we win a game or two when we get in the playoffs.

>>64786704

C'mon dude, Hoyer is barely good enough to be a backup qb in this league.

I understand there are other considerations, but let's call a spade a spade.

>>64791172
>is barely good enough to be a backup qb in this league.
I think you mean was.

>>64791229

He'll still be a backup somewhere.

He's always been "A good lockeroom guy" buzzword personified which is what everyone looks for in backup QBs. He'll land some where as a backup.

>>64791229
yeah his pissy-eyed crybaby postgame presser was cucK to the max.

Looked like Obama.

>>64791316
it's not like he just watched his professional career die or anything

>>64785653
the oilers are literally another NFL team that still exists though, you can't just steal their name scrublord. they even had to buy the texans name from KC because that was also already a team that still exists.

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>>64791316

>Looked like Obama.

He looked like he could kick Republicans shit in during national elections?

>>64785418
Shut up, Jests would be just as bad one and done if they can't even beat the Razorcakes. That was in essence their playoff first round, and they choked like the SOJ they are.

>/sp/ thinks there are only 5 good QBs in the entire league
>wonder why 27 teams "don't have a quarterback"

lmao

>>64791260
I don't think so, he looked bad during the game and those two concussions scared the shit out of him.