is lottery a sport? who /winning900million/ here? just bought

>>64777641
You would do that for us?

For free?

Who would do that

I got conned into paying an extra dollar for the "Power Play"

did I just get jewed? what does this even mean?

>playing the lotto jew
literally throwing away money senpai

>>64777685
multiplies payout on winning tickets, but doesn't affect the jackpot payout

so yeah, you got had

>gambling for money
The only acceptable reason for gambling is for fun socially. And I still don't like it.

>>64778081
That's cause you have no disposable money Tayshaun

>>64778081
> being so piss poor you don't like gambling

>>64778081
when the jackpots get to be ginormous like this one is (at least $900 million), then it does become a social thing to buy tickets and compare numbers with friends, talk about it at work, etc.

Someone give me numbers to play

>>64778307
I see it as something for losers. No matter what you do the house has the advantage so you're always going to lose long term. I don't see the appeal of that.

>>64778343

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

>>64778356

Same here, but I'm buying $10-$15 tonight just for the hell of it. Jackpot could hit a billion dollars by the time of the drawing.

>>64778343
I mix mone up. Always have. I'll pick on my first ticket (10 lines), then auto pick the last 10 lines for the second ticket. No power play though, that's just pointless. Normally I end up just hitting the powerball a few times. It's not much, but it's better than nothing.

Throw your tickets away folks ive already practically won it

>>64778376
I don't think the PB number goes to 42

>>64778466
10 lines?

>>64777641
>tfw no Powerball tickets
>tfw I'm tempted to buy some
>tfw it's a terrible terrible terrible idea

>>64778376
Those are probably the most played numbers in existence.

Maybe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

>>64779202
1 2 3 4 5 6 is a lottery ticket with chest hair

>>64777685

if you win under 50k then the "power play" multiplies your winning by 1,2, or 3
doesn't work on any larger prize

Who even wants to win that much money? Your life won't change for the better, everyone who wins this shit ends up depressed as fuck.

>>64779297
That's a fucking ripoff. Don't get got fellas

>>64779426
This meme needs to be retired tbhfam

>>64779426
I have $200 to my name right now due to bills and other incidentals. Fuck you

>Do tax planning and compliance for high net worth individuals
>If I win I'd win more money than almost any of my clients have
>I could move in next door to some of my clients and climb over my fence to swim their pools
>I could eat beluga caviar for breakfast EVERY DAY

>>64779247
Same odds as a lottery ticket of 7, 19, 24, 29, 32, 37

>>64779426
I will gladly take whatever comes with all that money, one of the few things that would incredibly improve my life

>>64779426
>money doesn't buy happiness

baka that retards still think this

>tfw I will never win the lottery, buy my hometown club and bankroll them into the Premier League (or at least Championship)

Life is unfair desu

>>64779426

If you win I'll gladly rescue you from the pain of being rich, Paypal will do.

When I win, I will buy 4chan.

Now taking suggestions for changes and improvements.

>Went to a Cubs game
>Free Mega-Millions ticket voucher if the Cubs score 3+ runs in a specified inning
>Cubs did it
>My dad and I each took two vouchers on the way out even though we were only supposed to take one.

>>64780047
Jock Jams Megamix streaming on continuous loop on /sp/

I sent multiple emails suggesting this to moot and not once did I hear back.

>>64780047

Pay the mods so they start doing their jobs properly rather than going on autistic rampages against funposting.

>>64779426
Fuck off Bernie

>>64779714

Caviar is pretty rank tb.h

>>64780260
Explain how I should be a millionaire from this, I'm genuinely curious.

>>64777641
Nice job voluntarily paying a tax retard

If I win I'll buy everyone ITT a breakfast chalupa from taco bell every morning for a month. You must have a timestamped pic with mail address though.

Anyone have or know race/gender/etc stats for who buys powerball or lotto in general? Is it true it's majority of "poor" folk?

>>64779426
are you delusional? in what way would this not improve your life

>>64780047
force the arsenal general onto /lgbt/

>>64780655
Anecdotal evidence I know, but the 5 people in front of me in line at the store buying tickets were all poor looking spics who probably don't have the money to waste on lotto tickets.

>>64781015
jesus christ, finland. go fight some sea monsters

>>64781110
It's these 'not sports' faggots that the board is full of

>>64781221
Why does these fucking autists demand that everything must be sports related?

>>64781321
I honestly have no idea, they're like those hall monitors in elementary school. Lonely nerds who want control

>>64777641
winning 900M is a sport

i bought a ticket this morning

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>>64777691
>Le gambling is a tax for stupid people maymay
Seth McFarlene pls go complain about something else on your shit show tbqh

>>64781385
It's weird how the random word spammer came back though. Not a sight for the majority of 2015 then all of the sudden he's back sperging out

>chances of being a millionaire without buying a lottery ticket: zero
>chances of being a millionaire by buying a lottery ticket: not zero

please win pops, I believe in you

>>64781506
Maybe the IP range ban was lifted, don't think his type actually stopped posting by choice all this time

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PAY DEBTS

>tfw you realize that if you won, you'd probably just live the way Neets do already

Only difference would be more hoes and better food

>>64781925
I'd buy a house, give some shekels to family and never touch it again.

>>64779426
>not just giving it all to animal shelters
It's like you're trying to burn in hell through materialism anon

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This is from CNBCs tips after you win the lottery.... Guys... Buy your tickets NOW! THIS IS A SIGN!

>>64782489
>Give money to the jews

I'm on to you

>>64782499
Then you get banned for telling us because someone responded not sports and marked you

>>64778309
>talk about it at work
what the fuck do you talk about?

>>64779426
I can guarantee you that I will be very happy with that much money

I'd buy 4chan and make it a US only website. I would make posting "professional wrestling" content a bannable offense. CP would be the only thing off limits. Welcome to Tony's 4chan, the chan for real Americans

>>64783574
>make it a US only website
can't handle the banter, faggot?

>>64783641
I don't want a website cűcked by parasites

bumping

less than 2 bongs till they draw the numbers la

who /already looking at houses on zillow/ here