is lottery a sport?
who /winning900million/ here?
just bought the winning numbers at my local convenience store.
rest assured lads, when I win, I will buy you all free 4chan passes for life
when the jackpots get to be ginormous like this one is (at least $900 million), then it does become a social thing to buy tickets and compare numbers with friends, talk about it at work, etc.
I mix mone up. Always have. I'll pick on my first ticket (10 lines), then auto pick the last 10 lines for the second ticket. No power play though, that's just pointless. Normally I end up just hitting the powerball a few times. It's not much, but it's better than nothing.
>Do tax planning and compliance for high net worth individuals
>If I win I'd win more money than almost any of my clients have
>I could move in next door to some of my clients and climb over my fence to swim their pools
>I could eat beluga caviar for breakfast EVERY DAY
>Went to a Cubs game
>Free Mega-Millions ticket voucher if the Cubs score 3+ runs in a specified inning
>Cubs did it
>My dad and I each took two vouchers on the way out even though we were only supposed to take one.
Anecdotal evidence I know, but the 5 people in front of me in line at the store buying tickets were all poor looking spics who probably don't have the money to waste on lotto tickets.
>Le gambling is a tax for stupid people maymay
Seth McFarlene pls go complain about something else on your shit show tbqh
This is from CNBCs tips after you win the lottery.... Guys... Buy your tickets NOW! THIS IS A SIGN!
I'd buy 4chan and make it a US only website. I would make posting "professional wrestling" content a bannable offense. CP would be the only thing off limits. Welcome to Tony's 4chan, the chan for real Americans