>Rags fall on their fucking faces and give up a full retard goal.
>Bitch about Ovechkin being a pp baby when the rags are doing everything in their power to give it up.
>N-no he's shit guys really!!!
REMINDER THAT THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WILL BE DRAFTING AUSTIN MATTHEWS AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT ANY OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
>bottom 5 team without their 1st round pick
>worse than the fucking LAFFS
You said you a gansta
But you neva pop nuttin'
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You ain't a friend of mine, you ain't no kin of mine
What makes you think that I'm a run up on you with tha nine
We do this all tha time, right now we on tha grind
So hurry up and cop and go selling nicks and dimes
Shorty she so fine, I gotta make her mine
An ass like dat gotta be one of a kind
>fall into a coma
>everything is silver and black
>nurse comes in
>there's a giant K on her uniform
>ask why everything looks the way it does
>she tells me I'm in a Kings' Hospital
>ask how they own a hospital
>she tells me the Kings became a global entity, surpassing Google, Apple and Disney as the biggest corporation in the world
>ask how that's possible
>she tells me the Kings have won 25 straight Kings Bowls
>ask what a King Bowl is
>she tells me its what replaced the Super Bowl, Champions League and the Stanley Cup after the Kings won 40 straight of those
>ask how the other franchises in the NHL could lose to the Kings for 40 straight seasons
>she tells me the Kings Bowl is a game between the current Kings roster against cloned all-time NHL great teams and players
>she tells me that the Kings recently beat the 1980's Oilers-Islanders (a hybrid of both teams from those years), by a score of 18-0
>ask her who the Kings captain is
>she simply refers to him as The Chosen One
>ask what makes him so special
>she tells me The Chosen One had a multi-hat trick and a shutout so great that it could be seen from every galaxy in the universe; helping establish galactic and world peace
>ask if we made first contact
>she tells me The Chosen One made first contact with alien lifeforms and made the Kings an intergalactic entity, complete with starships, bases, and facilities in every sector known to man
>ask for proof
>she opens the curtain and I see Earth in the distance; starships maneuver around us
>ask if The Chosen One is even human
>she tells me The Chosen One is actually 69 years old and hasn't missed a game since shortly after I went into a coma
>ask how this is possible
>she tells me he is cybernetically enhanced to physical perfection and hasn't let a goal in over 30 years
>ask about The Chosen One's real name
>she tells me he used to be called Jonathan Quick
"Players in, players out..." explained the Harvard alumni. "...3 are leaving our organization through free agency this off-season. By acquiring the first 3 draft choices in this years draft, we have now gotten the same exact number of players back. It's something our front office has been working on throughout the summer: We've been calling it, 'Players in, Players out'."
When I naturally inquired as to the motivations behind making such unorthodox and 'off-the-board' choices, Sweeney stopped me mid-sentence, remarking smugly, "We got the same number of players we lost. 3. 1, 2, 3..." He gestured, adamantly raising his pointer, ring, and index fingers in quick succession, before grinning rather smugly.
Can someone please tell me why the Panthers are in first place in the Atlantic? Is this what parity means or are they going to eventually go back to the bottom of the league where they belong.
>Brian Murray makes a trade for Mike Comrie and Chris Campoli depsite Ottawa being well out of a playoff spot
>Sens go on winning streak
>end up moving up in the draft, so they draft Cowen instead of Oliver Ekman-Larsson
FUCKING MURRAY WE COULD HAVE HAD AN ELITE DEFENSEMAN BUT WE GOT STUCK WITH A FUCKING PYLON RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this abortion of a game
& the first football game is a joke too. I guess I'll start drinking at 3 today.
Karlsson is based, Methot is great, and Ceci is bretty gud but the rest of the Sens defense is putrid.
If Murray didn't fuck up, that top 4 could have been reality.
Thing about Melnyk is, he has not let any of our young guys go because of money.
He claims he'll spend when the "time is right". While I am not sure I believe him, I still don't tink he'd let a young top pairing dman walk.
Good luck making a playoff push outside of a wildcard spot when Yzerman decides he needs to get some value at the deadline on the departing Stamkos. Pongs are finding offense with Sullivan.
>getting mad at sandwiches
baka desu senpai
>really want caps to win cause rags and also the bruins can tie the rags tonight with 2 points
>caps are winning. yiss :DDD
>turn the game on
>rags score immediately
i shut the game off. i am bad luck.
>Trade Tank Commander Brian Elliott for Craig Cancershit
>Go on for years with this piece of shit playing way above the team's talent
>Get shit prospects instead of high draft pick
FUCK YOU CANCERMAN
>Ottawa drafted Zibanjad over him
Hey man, could you help me out real quick? For the life of me, I just can't remember what year it is! Think you could tell me what the current year is?
>canautists and flyover cucks are literally triggered by this
don't worry, you still got your timbits right ;^)
>kevin hayes is listed at 6'5
jimmy is listed at 6'6 and in the Behind The B (gay behind the scenes show the bruins do) episode where it shows their family christmas party you can see clearly that jimmy towers over him lol. at least 3 inches taller.
Sorry, the current year info is reserved for whites only. Could you please prove to me you are white? Thanks.
No worries man, I was able to look it up.
And, really? Being racist? Come on, it's 2015.
how cucked can a nation get? shameful desu
There were no olives on it senpai
He got finnish heritage after all
It happens when you elect a woman.
There are no olives on it, you blind dutch retard. I fucking hate olives too, and generally order, specifically, "everything except olives"
fucking faggot, stop talking shit about my pubsubs
It's 2016 coloured people can be Pekka's to o
>SLaps your washed up russian goon on the ice
>What do you do
It has already begun
Reminder that 50% of all goals this games have been scored by swedes
Post the jerseys you wear to the game. I'll start:
> Sharks fan
> Goes to the tank for Saturday and Barracuda (AHL) games
> Wears Hockey Fights Cancer practice jersey
Dude it's 2016.
3-3 is more equal than 2-3
Is this why rags fans are so butthurt about Holtby all the time?
you underage faggots need to shut the fuck up. we'll have the last laugh when we win the cup you fucking reddit memeing retards. its not fucking funny when you post the same thing over and over
lundshit is fucking done
trade him for a late first while you can
why is he wearing a CD around his neck?
Joe B and Laughlin are incredible though, you're just mad as fuck
he's not a Muslim. He's a sikh.
It's all a ruse.
Worst commentator duo in the NHL. Beninati is an ugly ass kike and laughlin's a nasally annoying fggt.
Pic related, best commentator in the game right now.
hhahahahahahhahha shit city, shit team, shit fans. absolutelt devastated. alex ovechkin knocked the cardboard crown right off of that homos head lmao THE KING OF WHAT??? lol. Wat is he the king of?? his own house lmao. 0 cups. 0 rings. king of nothig bitch nigga lmao.
pedo dubs confirm
If only you could stop goals as well as you shit post Henrik.
THIS FOR ALL MY NIGGAS THAT'S GOING THROUGH THE SHTRUGGLE THAT'S ON THE GRIND
ALL MY NIGGAS THAT EVER HAD TO HUSTLE TO GET OUT A DOLLAR
THIS FOR Y'ALL MAN
THIS IS FOR THE HOOD
I'M A HUSTLA, I 'M A, I 'M A HUSTLA
I GOT THE PRODUCT, NARCOTA FOR THE CUSTOMERS HOMIE
NIGGAS PHONY SO I ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF HOMIES
IF YOU A HUSTLA, I CAN, I CAN FUCK WIT YOU HOMIE
YOU SPEND A LITTLE BUCKS, I STAY IN TOUCH WITH YOU HOMIE
I don't care about the return. Etem is a terrible player and it was clear from day one, just by reading his twitter and instagram that he was an extremely immature person and did not have the frame of mind to fit into this Rangers team, which he never did.
He's literally a dumb shit kid from California who somehow managed to make it into the NHL. If he's an example of the type of player mentality that is going to come out of the california hockey development, well I don't think well see many players from that area.
The amount of people that just keep going >rags proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
Today's HNIC games starting in 7:00 PM ET. Score predictions?
Is lundpads done in NYC? Where should he request a trade to?
I don't care. I don't expect them to win every single game they should win
the d is AHL tier and the forwards and goalies are struggling
this is the low point of their season basically
agreed it's not even funny. and like, im not even a rangers fan and i find it annoying. theyve always been a good solid team with one of the most storied history. ragsposting is dumb
>it will be 2-2 or 3-3 even up until the last 5 minutes
but the snes lose like 6-3 with 2 of those 6 being empty nets
0 cups in 20 years
>0 cups in 20 years
>bringing up the past
then I guess I should go >muh dynasty
enjoy seeing the cup window close before your eyes while the Islanders cuck your team for another decade
you know it's coming
how can jews lose a coinflip?
that's the second holocaust if you ask me
just give it up and move to hfboards or reddit or another rags friendly safe space
Clan 7-4 stars
Win our games in hand and we'll be sitting top
cska? the khl team? what fucking drugs are you on?
>rags in charge of playing hockey
>raggots in charge of knowing their players
pic related are the Vladivostock Kings beating the CSKA Moscow to win the Stanley Кyбoк
Tyson Nash IS the best commentator in the game.
why did the >rags give up on him again?
maybe they should have tried to hire an elite gm like hexy
>Go to NHL.com
>Sort teams after nationalities.
>Pick the game with least amount of finns.
It's that simple
Gary Bettman is paying the refs to make calls in favor of them. It's a conspiracy to get more Floridians interested in hockey, so that they can generate more merchandising money.
HOLY FUCKING HELL THSI TEAM IS ELITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the small commie island of long island, jew york
YES YES YES-Your mother last night
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FLYERS CAN BEAT ANY TEAM IN THE NHL BECAUSE THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELITE
>Not being a flyers fan
>being a faggot
pick two you fucking losers
>That is the most I have watched of an NHL broadcast in years.
My Canadian family members will be proud.
>That isn't how this work, babe. We homos, not sweet old ladies playing music chairs.
It is rough out there. You've gotta conquer what you claim.
I'll conquer and claim the both of 'em. And if I fail - I wouldn't mind the both of them conquering and claiming me :-D.