MIA : Dolphins hire Adam Gase
DET:RapSheet: Jim Caldwell's job not safe
CHI:Dolphins finalizing deal with Adam Gase
SEA:Werder: Lynch's decision 'seemed very sudden'
FA:Eagles request interview with Tom Coughlin
SEA:Marshawn Lynch downgraded to out for Sunday
CHI:Report: 'All signs point' to Gase to Dolphins
NYG:Giants' Beason needs knee surgery, may retire
CHI:'Growing momentum' for Adam Gase to Dolphins
CIN:Hue Jackson 'front-runner' for 49ers' HC job
NE:Lions hire Patriots' Bob Quinn as GM
GB:Packers top CB Sam Shields listed as doubtful
CAR:Panthers lead way with six All-Pro selectionn
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. who ready for the RED AND GOLD to cream the Texans this evening?
I don't know if I can even watch the game
Lions winning the owl would cause a sensation for months. It's the football equivalent of the Cubs winning the World series. Everyone would do a lot of eating of unpleasant items.
I will stay up till 3 to watch the chiefs lose this game, and it shall be glorious, you shitposters need to take it down a notch, this is almost worse than when we won the bowl, and the playoffs haven't even started yet
how you think us bengals bros feel.
>Eagles request interview with Tom Coughlin
This isn't fun anymore
Over the last decade, the team who wins the super bowl usually has a late regular season collapse. With that in mind, who will win the owl?
>Texans looking good lately
>Chiefs on 10 game win streak
>Bengals, Broncos, Stoolers, Pats all with tough losses over the last 2 months
>Redskins on win streak
>everyone else with tough losses
seems pretty obvious who's not winning the owl
>tfw AJ McCarron beats the steelers
>tfw Andy Dalton will inevitably lose the next game in spectacular fashion
>tfw the shit posting will be non-stop
are the bengals the most limp dick team in the NFL?
He's 69 years old. This rebuild is gonna take at least 4 years. Unless they get a coordinator lined up to replace him, he's going to retire or die before he accomplishes anything
Chiefs look like a Team of Destiny right now overcoming the odds they've faced so I'd say them.
Texans are a trap team that took that trap magic a little further than usual
Pey Pey is still Pey Pey in the Playoffs
Stoolers are going to be upset by the Bengals. again
Bungles will make it to Divisional but lose.
I don't want to face the Chiefs or the Broncos.
The Steelers getting to the AFCCG is probably the Patriots' best chance to get to the Owl.
Most people live to see 80 these days and Coughlin has a mind and talent for picking players and making defenses. At best, you could have him for two and he could leave you with building blocks if you manage to score a decent HC after him.
I would gladly accept that trade
assuming the Bengals get two first round picks and two second round picks out of it.
McCarron isn't the answer, but he's like a cheap SMETH can game manage just enough for the win.
Wait, this shit doesn't start until 4:30?
Fuck my life.
Most of the playoff teams this year had weak schedules. At this point, it's deciding which team simply got fat off a weak schedule and which team actually had the right stuff this season regardless.
they also lost week 13
just think it through- do you really think a team that lost 5 games early in the year to the only decent teams they played all year can go on a 14 game winning streak to win the whole thing?
think it through big dummy
but everyone on /sp/ says shit like this and if you press them for an answer on what counts as a "good" team they will ignroe you
basically I have infered from the shitposting over the last month that only the Cardinals are good according to /sp/
Momentum is a myth, perpetuated by the 2007 and 2011 Giants who went from shit to bumbling their way through the playoffs to owl wins.
Most of it was good defense, Eli in the 4th quarter, and a heavy degree of luck
Has nothing to do with your overall assertion that teams have to lose in the last weeks of a season to win a superbowl.
>they also lost week 13
And won the last three meaningful games
>Hurr durr let me just pull out random facts that don't have anything to do with my point.
Nowhere if we're lucky, Browns otherwise. He got interviews last season though and they went nowhere, he's still too fresh at being a coordinator to become a HC. Lions Defense needs him, I hope he stays.
They probably would have run it on one of the 3 attempts.
They assumed the defence was 90% expecting a run so tried to catch them off guard and win the game but Butler made a great play.
there's a 100% chance the pats make it
i hope the seahawks have enough meme magic to beat them this time. desu if they had a healthy sherman/chancellor/earl thomas/jeremy lane last year, they would have beat the shit out of the pats
Yeah that was dumb but it still doesn't take away the ring they won the previous year. You're going to be like, "they should have had 2". I agree, but just knowing that they have a Super Bowl in my lifetime is fine with me.
I dont know, but those offensive players are gonna way fucking better that the le drop passes that brady had to though.
But how the defense?
pats need some d as it won them the owl literally last year
>that guy on the left still clapping after the INT with no idea whats actually happening
Not to downplay Butler's play, but you have to remember two things.
>Brady led the team on the greatest fourth quarter comeback in Owl history
>There was another Goddamn miracle catch right at the end
Miami getting Vance Joseph from Cincy is huge. Marvin has collected a lot of damn good coaches over the years, two of which led teams to the playoffs this year.
Joseph was lined up to be the next Cincy DC in the next few years. Damn good hire for the Fins.
>if the falcons literally didnt play like shit during he middle of the season they could had went to playoff
;-; fuck this year
if the chargers move i hope the AFCW replaces them with the seahawks again. i loved that rivalry.
I know that feel
>If the Lions didn't get fucked out of two wins because of refball, they'd be in the playoffs
that's a meme man cause we don't know if or when Lombardi gets fired
>choking that lead against San Diego
Newton is just good. Panthers and Chico are good and will probably win the Owl.
There's very little burrs related to talk about besides yet another OC leaving after a year
if i win the 900mil i'll take us all to the owl bros
Looks like I am going to miss the game today, I have to help my local Church raise clothing for the homeless barring the recent cold temperatures.
Forgive the language, but I hope the Chiefs get destroyed today.
Just at home, my dad will prob watch a bit too though he doesnt really know the rules.
Might watch next week or the week after at some girls who claims she loves american football, she just wants to suck my dick in reality though ;)
So....do you think he'll:
>stay in the NFL?
>get demoted back to college?
>go quietly into the night?
How in God's cock does Jeff Fisher still have a job?
>one day until the season is over
can't come soon enough senpaitachi
I just want to start over fresh next year
>tfw working during playoff game
Is there anyway I can get a radio broadcast of the game today on my phone?
The station the usually broadcast the games has a mobile app, but for some jewish reason they can't broadcast the games on phones. I know the obvious answer is to just bring a radio in, but I don't have a small portable radio
>Nigger gets in face
>Shove the ape back
I see nothing wrong here. If you ask me, quarterbacks should take a page from Based Carr's book. He is never talking shit, getting in anyone's face, or getting shaken. He is just doing his job and getting everyone hyped for the game.
.The Dallas Cowboys entered the 2012 NFL Draft with cornerback as their top draft priority and traded up with the St. Louis Rams moving from the 14th to the 6th position, in exchange for a second round (45th) draft choice, in order to select Claiborne in the first round
Actually, when he's Mic'd up he's complimenting other players and being an excellent sport on top of being an excellent human.
Willie Gay is ours
How did it get this bad?
Hiring Gase is a great move for the Dolphins. He's the only reason Cutler didn't blow last year. Expect Tannehill to take a major step forward next season. Dolphins fans should be excited. I wanted the Bears to fire Fox after 1 year and hire Gase.
>Expect Tannehill to take a major step forward next season
lol this faggot is crying he didn't get All-Pro LT but based Whitworth did
Dolphin fans getting their hopes up for next season already
Carr is married, he can have as many children as the good Lord blesses him with. Hopefully he goes Rivers tier and has like 15 kids so we can have a future lineage of elite QBs.
College Football ended up pretty boring this year, so this is the most excited I've been for the playoffs in a while. As a Browns fan, I'm just looking for some upsets. Anything that happens in the Cincy/Stoolers game will be hilarious.
Not until he becomes a God fearing Christian with 8 kids.
It's great that so many of these NFL players are religious freaks like Rivers and Carr--they could slay pussy all they wanted but choose to get married and start shitting out kids at age 22. more for us
>imply they don't just go on tinder when they're out of town like every other sane person in a relationship does.
If you're not sleeping with other women while you're in a different area code, you're living life wrong.
the issues are sometimes players seem to get in more on legacy and its harder for newer players to crack the voting, plus the positions are retarded sometimes. but anyone who thinks its meaningless is a moron
>brandon weeden loses like 6 straight games for the Cowboys
>gets released and is now a starting QB on a playoff team
You say that like it's a bad thing. We live in a time where more than half of all marriages end in divorce. At least 20% of men are raising children that aren't even theirs and STD transmission is at an all time high despite advances in medicine.
Play calling is so predictable it doesn't take a genius defensive coach to figure us out
No but seriously guys why the fuck would the Dolphins hire the Bears OC? The Bears offense sucked, and there are lots of better coaches still available with much better resumes.
Is it just a case of the ownership wanting some submissive fuccboi who will do what he's told always because he's just grateful to have a head coaching job?
Also, did they interview any niggers first? I thought you had to interview a nigger, a spic, a chink, a woman, and an genderfluid otherkin before you hire a white man.
Yes it was, they had Forte, one of the top RB's in the league, but he wasn't used properly at all, instead choosing to let Cutler air it out all game and chuck interceptions.
Also, you don't promote an OC to HC of an offense that "wasn't that bad," you only promote elite OC's that are clearly ready to take the next step.
The Bears were within 1 possession in every single loss this year except 1 or 2. 3 of their losses can be attributed to Robbie Gould going full retard. There offense was also ravaged by injuries all season. The Dolphins are getting a really good HC.
god damn watt needs to go the fuck off for them to have a chance
>star pass rusher
pick fucking 1
4.5 sacks and 1 FF is shit for a starter, not even close to star level. And this is with the GOAT JJ Watt on the other side of him drawing triple teams all game.
What year do you think it is? Forte missed several games on injury and was never 100% when he came back. Before he went down, though, he was the lead rusher in the NFL under Gase. Cutler's INT # was much lower and that was impressive as hell, considering there was a large chunk of the season he played without Forte, Jeffery, Bennett or Royal
I feel like the Chiefs should win but you never know in the postseason with this team
Post >yfw the Chiefs go 23 (twenty three) years with 0 (Zero) playoff wins
>Literally a KFC bucket with a helmet, he even looks a bit like the kernel
Can we talk about this game for a moment? Where were you when it happened? What was your reaction?
Giants scheduling former Falcons' HC Mike Smith to interview for their HC job, per league sources.
I'd rather talk about this one desu senpai
I was happy. I was content. I was so proud to be a Chiefs fan finally. Looked like we had the game locked up, I was even watching this drive, and I saw the fumble and knew we won right there.
And then that mother fucker picked it up, and just jumped on in.
It was pretty heartbreaking. I've never seen my beloved team win a playoff game.
But, having a 9 win streak that season, and a 10 win streak this season I still can't complain. It's a great time to be a Chiefs fan.
Really? Because last I checked Kentucky, Alabama and West Virginia were pretty conservative and California and Illinois were insanely liberal
Andy walrus Reid has had some of the best coaches of all time
In one specific year he has had
All on the same team
Yet no owls because he can't into time
And there is only one offensive coach on that list
>let's run the ball during two minute offense
The number represents how popular the search for cuckolding is. For example, 13 means that cuckolding is the thirteenth most popular search on Pornhub for that topic.
>Kentucky and West Virginia are states with more blacks
Just... no. Try again. Mississippi has the highest black population which is what brings it's searches for cuck porn down so much lower than hillbilly states.
>tfw just want steelers to win because Vick can get a ring
>tfw still no hope on who's our head coach
>want Sean McDermott
He seems pretty interested on coming to philly based on the philly sports radio interview he did this week. I think it's the Eagles that just aren't initiating anything reportedly
>tfw just want steelers to win because Vick can get a ring
I felt the same way about Moss and the 49ers a few years back.
Didn't go so well.
Nice me pic dude, I'm sure everyone who sees it will vote trump now
>thinks I'm a liberal because I won't vote for his retard
>literally thinking hillary and trump are 2 different people
Kek, I'd have trump over shillary any day
They've supposedly requested an interview w/ the bengals DC, and they don't even have the first round bye.
I really do hope it just somehow hasn't been reported yet, McDermott is the only candidate I have any interest in them getting besides Coughlin for the laughs
>Believes in the unrestricted Second Amendment rights
>Believes in lower taxes
>Wants to restrict immigration
The only liberal position he's ever been in support of is UHC, that doesn't make him a liberal.
You don't have to be born on American soil, just be born a natural citizen.
Lurie should already be the laughing stock for bringing Howie back to the football side of things. You can't have a successful football team if your GM is intimidated by men who pee standing up.
"natural born citizen" is never defined by the constitution but if you think the supreme court will ever allow a Canadian born to be elected President you have coral wedged in your frontal lobe.
>Yeah Bernie wins in the polls made by liberal websites and studies. What a surprise.
I know you're probably too young to remember this but the same EXACT thing happened last election. Polls easily favored Obama. All the republicucks said they were all liberal polls and that their polls were right. All the statistician called the Obama win easily. Then Obama won easily.
He was born in the US though
Cruz has one citizen parent and was born in another country. The vast majority of of experts agree that he's still eligible, but it's not surprising that Trump and the desperate single digit-polling candidates want to make it an issue
He was born on an American military base you anal astronaut
Who else here is starting McCarron in fantasy this week?
Just like a liberal who knows nothing about taxes.
Trump raised the income percentage but he also eliminates or heavily slashes many other taxes which makes the overall level lower than what the 1% pay now. It's also revenue neutral.
I remember when polls said that demoshits would easily sweep the house and senate in 2012. Then Republicans went on to win in one of the largest landslides in history.
Point here? Polls mean shit
This is what happens when mods/janitors delete bowl threads (car chase bowl, tornado bowl, etc) and force everyone to go to /pol/ for them. Some of us stay there too long and get infected then we spread it back to other boards when we return you cuck jew.
If they're really going to try and "suggest" that the new coach keep 4 or more of Chip's assistants, their only choices might be Coughlin or Shurmur.
They're not going to get a home run candidate this hiring cycle with Howie involved anyway. He's not going to go for anyone who would potentially call him out for being a clueless little sniveling shit.
Ah you mean the tax plan he released after being criticized repeatedly on the campaign trail for supporting tax increases? Yes, his tax plan is his position NOW, but it certainly never was always his position.
Also, even still,
Trump is not particularly conservative. He isn't scary like Rick Perry or Ron Paul were with their Flat Taxes and massive cuts of federal spending. Trump sits to the left of Mitt Romney economically.
Any liberal is more afraid of Ted Cruz because he'll actually fuck up shit that liberals support. Nobody is scared of a former Clinton donor
>the last time the chiefs won a playoff game was against a Houston team with a former 49ers quarterback
>sporting KC knocked out the dynamo, haven't been to playoffs since
>sporting KC just stole brad davis
>royals knocked out the astros
>it's a houston team in the post season
who here >readyfordisappointmentandshame
>Any liberal is more afraid of Ted Cruz
This. Politically Ted Cruz is much more of scarier prospect to the left. Being afraid of Trump shouldn't be a liberal thing. It should be an American thing.
>A Guide for Anyone Now Boarding the Vikings Ship
>tfw you'll never have enough money to buy an NFL team
I could make The Titans at least relevant again dammit
Just play the powerball tonight man, that will give you a shot at winning $1.3 billion before taxes. Take the $600 mill payout, invest wisely, and you can be buying an NFL team in 5 years tops.
>implying you need to be rich to buy an NFL team
You just need to convince someone to lend you enough money to buy the team. Just like people need to take out mortgages to buy their homes, NFL owners are borrowing money to buy their teams.
Obviously being really rich helps convince lenders to lend to you lel.
Is Eli Manning the last elite gunslinger in the league?
this is gonna be a patriot episode again?
>In the past two months the Steelers have faced only 1 starting QB for an entire game
>They get McCarron for the 2nd time
I'll assume the next time they face a starter, the defense is going to get shell shocked.
>area with the best fans in sports
>one of the most loyal fanbase in NBA
>Panthers and Pats limped into this shit
The panthers have lost once in the past 20 regular season games.
In fact they just btfo tampa bay last week.
how the fuck is that """""""""""""""""""""limping in"""""""""""""""""""""""?
Different Anon, but you're so full of shit Tiki.
NFL - Cowboys: 26th
MLB - Rangers: 20th
NHL - Stars: 23rd
NBA - Mavericks: 3rd
Y'all represent well in only one sport. We've all seen the 49ers take over of Jerry World. This is the Texans take over. Nice job as a 4-1 team.
Just 3 more hours until the chiefsposting finally stops.
post yfw your team won more games in your home stadium then a college team did
not so fast cowgirls
> /sp/ mods let HTFT threads go unmoderated for hours. Large quantities of high quality ass is posted.
> Pedos post CP
> Posts are deleted and CP posters are banned.
> Pedos think this is unjust.
Basically you are complaining because you are sexually attracted to children.
Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero 17m17 minutes ago
The Dolphins also measured Tom Coughlin's work this year. Not great game management.
>mfw hearing this
FUCK THIS STEPHAN ROSS
>tfw no more qt Hester
>tfw Urlacher has hair now
>tfw Tillman will win his only Owl as a Panther
I don't want the Chiefs to win. Not because I don't want Andy to win a playoff game, but because this defense reminds me of JJ's defenses too much and it hurts.
That was a lucky turnover. Use it well Texans.
so this guy is our new GM. any pats fans have anything to say about him
>tfw atleast this one is white