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this, but it went into Zampa's face then the stumps
>Tfw he's dead
>Tfw Lawry is alone and will be next
>Tfw Chappell will live forever and get more insane by the year
Nice pick up of the lingo there friend. Here is a list of vocab you can use if you want to travel here and get kudos from the locals!
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Unironically at an ayy league game lads
Gonna off myself tonight I reckon
Sydney Morning Herald pulling the banterous SJW double-black bluff
>tiny supremely talented batsmen who they worship as the messiah (tendulkar & williamson)
>really strong run in the CWC before being btfo by australia in the final (india 2003, nz 2015)
>beaten in australia despite pre-series hype
>huge inferiority complex over australian cricket
>can't produce pace
>can't handle the banter
Are India and New Zealand the same?
>the ad for i'm a celeb get me outta here
>listing good things you can't have
>has smoking in the list
>there exists a quantum parallel universe in which Gayle is fucking Mel in the middle of the pitch in front of the entire crowd right now
They just showed attendance at the ayy lads
Absolute, optimum kek
This spoort on pooicide watch
i LOVE it
Has anyone seen the video of that lil curry nigger batting? Was a bit pointless and harsh to the other team but I dont think you will ever see 1000 off 350 balls again, or even 100 off 35 so people probably need to stop chatting shit about it.
Also why the fuck did he stop at 1009*, not 1000? Finished the over maybe...
>just finished a 3 day ban because i posted a picture of a female in a cric thread that was unrelated.
Fuck I hate the mods sometimes.
is Chris Lehmann related to his father Darren Lehmann?
anyone can hit sixes against literal children
>it went for 6 too
based as fuck renegades fielding
But they can't. Last year a friend of mine whos minor counties league played with us against literally one of the worst teams in our county and to be fair to him he got 260 off 40 overs setting a league record, but even that is nothing close to the run rate of this kid.
You would make a mistake in 350 balls, your arms would get tired, etc.
Also sometimes the shitter and slower the bowling the harder it is to get to the fence. Have you seen the video of him, it's not just back garden cricket, it's a decent way to the rope..
His voice is hilarious.
Obviously it's not anywhere as easy as you guys make out. It's always bitter fans who never play that think this. If it's so easy why has no one ever even got close to it?
These type of scenarios happen reasonably often, and none of his team mates were even close to matching him and he wasn't farming strike. It's an incredible achievement and I imagine we will be seeing him in international cricket in the next 10 years.
I imagine there was a lot of dropped catches yeah, but where did you get those figures from?
zampa confirmed for eternal meme tier
Decided to kill myself. No I'm not going to give a long blog about why I'm doing it, you guys aren't worth it and most of you have learnt nothing. I'm just bored with life in general, goodbye.
Basketball was the hot summer sport
A-league became the popular thing
Big bash is the popular summer sport
Will be interesting to see how long these crowds last. Surely it wont be forever. Few summer sports seem to have the staying power in aus compared to the winter standards of football and rugby
neither of those sports had anywhere near the numbers big bash is pulling on tv and attending games. I see what you're saying with popular fads, but cricket culture is ingrained in australia i don't think bbl is going to drop off
The problem with A-League and NBL is that the European leagues/competitions (EPL, La Liga, Champions League) and NBA are light years ahead of them in every way, making our domestic leagues look like shit in comparison.
It's not that people dont like soccer or basketball here, it's that most people would rather pay for Foxtel to watch the EPL or NBA to see the big names and GOATS. Not waste time and money to see the likes of Fatt Simon or freshcunt high school lanklets
BBL to me seems just like a part of the ongoing trend of us only liking spin-off sports that we are good at
I doubt it since one of the main draws of Foxtel is it's sports package
Are those live viewer numbers? Because most games kickoff at 2:00am, so logically their replays would matter the most
And Foxtel has 90% A-League coverage, whereas EPL has multiple several broadcasting partners. Even if you live in England there is not one single broadcaster that has every game live, meaning you have to subscribe to multiple providers or nick off to the pub to watch your team play live every week
Your argument was that people would rather pay for Foxtel and watch the EPL than watch the A League.
This is demonstrably false.
The A League out rates EPL on Foxtel, and EPL ratings are down 29% this year compared to last.
Damage control about time zones all you want, but the fact is Australians would rather watch Australian sports leagues and soccer just isn't popular here, certainly not when compared to cricket.
My argument is that A-League is no where near the quality of European competitions, thus people here are going to pay less attention to it and dedicate less time and money on it
>LE FUGG LE DINEZOMBS
Not everone is a turbo neet that can stay up to 4am to watch their team play shit like Norwich evey weekend
And no one here would stay up to 4am to watch BBL either
You say A-League is shit which is true then you try to argue that it isnt that bad as a comp, just that soccer is shit
Kek, I know you are angry that cricket will be in the ground within the next 25 years.
And soccer will be the new gold standard of domestic Australian sport
You'll be at your computer, sitting in your $10 office chair cursing soccer while you watch an illegal 3rd party stream of ISIS BBL, futiously munching down KFC crispy strips as you remember how your "sport" used to be popular like your favourite meme.
Then as you swallow the last crispy strip whole your face go white, a stark look is painted on your face. Your repressed memories of holly marrying a big strong islander that left you lingering on the edge of suicide for several years all comes back to you.
And in an instand you are dead, like the "sport" of cricket
>My argument is that A-League is no where near the quality of European competitions, thus people here are going to pay less attention to it and dedicate less time and money on it
This was proven incorrect as A League is clearly more popular here than EPL, and the ratings prove this.
>Not everone is a turbo neet that can stay up to 4am to watch their team play shit like Norwich evey weekend
The ratings include replays on Foxtel, not just live figures. Argument invalid.
>And no one here would stay up to 4am to watch BBL either
>You say A-League is shit which is true then you try to argue that it isnt that bad as a comp, just that soccer is shit
No. You said A League rates poorly because Australian soccer fans watch EPL instead, which was proven incorrect given that A League rates higher than the EPL.
>And soccer will be the new gold standard of domestic Australian sport
Ratings, crowds, sponsorships, TV rights deals all declining sharply? Doubt it.
I'll spare you the embarrassment of me blowing the fuck out of you yet again by not reading your incoming seething reply.
Good effort roosterboy, but you lost yet again.
>Kek, I know you are angry that cricket will be in the ground within the next 25 years.
>And soccer will be the new gold standard of domestic Australian sport
This has been a meme with soccer fans for the last 60 years and it still hasn't happened.
I think it's time to face the music, Kosta.
>that assblasted soccer kid in every thread
Nice try not looking perturbed as fuck
I know that you only shit on a-league because you know that soccer is objectively a better sport and that you could never make cricket look half decent when compared to actual leagues like La Liga and EPL
So instead you do mental gymnastics to convince yorself that if a-league is bad (it obviously is) then soccer as a sport is bad, and therefore cricket as a whole is great
>there is live European soccer of a "gold standard" on right now
>instead of watching it, he is in a cricket thread desperately trying to convince himself soccer isn't shit
You cannot make this shit up
I was thinking about my life in 2008 on /b/ when we used to call up 2GB radio and ebintroll them.
Then Stan Zemanek said something about not taking any more calls because of those people from "Channel Four".