/cric/

cricket is gay

>>64767655
t. abdul mohammed bin al Syria

>>64767655
fuck off ISIS

kys threadfaggot

>>64767655
Don't blush baby

>>64767655
please watch our sport

HAHAHAHAH

RIP RENEGADES SEASON

UP THE STARS

>>64767677
next time there will be no warning

nigger dead

>>64767655
gib pussy

ficki ficki

>renegades

>gayle playing
Did anyone have a sook?

B I R T H D A Y
I
R
T
H
D
A
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>>64767704

yes, mel is not doing her job because of it

>Bulls on Parade is Bravo's walk out music
you can't make this shit up

>>64767711
Has Mel been on the BBl at all since the incident?

Did the crowd boo gayle?

>>64767712
its literally every 3rd walkout song freshcunt

>>64767719
we're not allowed to boo blacks in australia anymore

>>64767719

nah man, majority of people don't give a fuck what he did

>>64767719
People were supporting him the other day, don't think it'd change now.

>>64767729
But he dindu nuffin

Any of you drinking? 5 VB's deep here

>>64767726
kek

>>64767736
Green tea la

>>64767736
my aunts vaginal juices

>>64767746
Statschink

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>>64767751

GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW GAYLE DECLINED INTERVIEW

Reminder that I tipped the Stars in a "close" one.

>>64767758
i'm not joking. I unironically fucked my aunt

>>64767776
greentext mate

>>64767736
Vodka, lime and threadcunt's suicidal tears.

>>64767755
Wrong bitch

>>64767776
Was she loose? Loose as a goose? A moose? Loose as a caboose?

Shane Watson
"Cancer"

Punter BTFO by KP!

>>64767776
>>64767780
Would also be interested in hearing this story.

>>64767797
LE

>>64767736
Double black lad

wtf is going on

RIP zampa

Reminder Beer played test cricket

That is the best wicket i've seen...

>>64767751
greentext?

lmao that was out of control, that was fucking amazing.

good wicket

That's the craziest dismissal I've ever seen

new contender for most meme dismissal Tbh

>>64767829
PLEASE NOTICE US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN

>tfw can't even get hard to porn

fuck me lads stress is a killer

P.Neville run out Neville t. Zampa

what happened?

>>64767835
what you stressed about lad?

>>64767829
Please watch our sport

Yeah I can see now that the Melbourne Stars are easily going to make it to the final to play Strikers.

Going to be pretty funny when they get BTFO in it.

kind of reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFZM0OkJxG4

watching cricket
princess diaries is on lads

i'd take that over busting my nut within 2 minutes

>>64767839
bravo hit a full toss straight down the ground, into the non strikers bat, which richoheted onto the bowlers face into the stumps

ayre lmao

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>>64767839
this, but it went into Zampa's face then the stumps

Kek, what a way to go.

Its amazing how the BBL has utterly usurped international cricket this summer with all this juicy shit

jesus red melbs is getting btfo

Rate this new meme

>>64767850
oops meant for >>64767835
lmao

>>64767861
non existant/10

>>64767861
10/10 desu

>>64767861
10 mate

Why are cricket players so fugly lads?

>>64767857
>usurped

i don't think you know what that word means, champ.

in what way has the bbl taken illegal force over international cricket?

>>64767870
Because only unathletic autists play cricket

>>64767870
They keep getting hit in the face with the ball.

Anyone else get trolled today? I thought it was Saturday all day

>>64767870
only nerds generally play school cricket and nerds are generally ugly cunts

>>64767853
>>64767855
kek lads

Is Adam Zampa related to Frank Zappa?

>>64767879
Its monday m8

>>64767884
no but obesity is related to america

>>64767879
You'll be fucked tomorrow when it's monday.

>>64767880
I played cricket at HS and I'm a fkn looker.

>>64767891
>that flag
>this topic

___trash___

>>64767891
t. Ajay

Adam Zapma is from the /gong/

Is John Hastings related to the Battle of Hastings?

post /cric/ approved commercials https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PDxl27L-4

>>64767871
Autistic response, should have known better.

You fucking idiotic POOrious cunt

I only just caught the end of that, is this what happened?
>ball smashes already unfortunate-looking bowler in face
>ricochets into the stumps
>batsman run out

Reminder Warner was a houso

>>64767891
t. Elitespouter

when will the full memes end?

>>64767909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXT1O9YxhVo

>>64767895
fuck I wish, Ajay's jacked to shit and bangs 6.5/10 blondes.

>>64767919
Test cricket will be dead soon lad don't you worry

>cric
>a sport
kek pick one you islandniggers

>>64767931
Please watch our sport

>>64767931
watch our sport

>>64767909

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiaVLl8gUjE

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>>64767655
it sure is m8

>T20 million yorkers

Can anyone find the weetbix one with Brett Lee and the song that goes "have you had your weetbix/for breakfast everday"

>>64767909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULp1mkalFQI

>>64767891
You are the exception, Daniel.

>>64767931
Watch our sport, you will like it. It's got a lot of aspects similar to your sports like boundaries and running between borders.

>>64767655
Ah well, we're gay then.
Tell you what though, it's a lot less shameful than standing by and watching your women being raped by sandniggers.

Do they only play BBL at this place and reserve T20I and ODI's for the MCG?

got an email from daniel lads

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>>64767960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sie9e9909_I

>>64767969
Please watch our sport

>>64767953
I wish. Daniel's in a rock band and has loaded parents. And he's banging some 7/10 right now.

>those tits

>>64767977
>parents
>s

top slags

>>64767971
job at bunnings?

A League is on
Tennis is on

And you faggots are watching tennis

>>64767977
>parents
His dad offed himself after seeing daniels grades

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>>64767952
>Tfw he's dead
>Tfw Lawry is alone and will be next
>Tfw Chappell will live forever and get more insane by the year

>>64767976
>our
What part of Australia are you from m8?

>>64767992
not very cool man

>>64767973
Reminds me of one of those ads I used to watch on Imparja TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

What's Daniels living arrangement?

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>>64767993

>>64767999
8th state

wtf is zooper dooper

kek


KEK

what the FUCK was the non striker thinking

>>64767909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu4ACaWH8I

>>64768021
He doesn't own a zooper dooper

>>64768029
runs you fucking retarded spastic

>>64768005
Living in an apartment the size of a closet in central auckland with asian students.

Mum is paying rent

>>64768036
nope

whats the GOAT meal from KFC?
I started eating it because I need a bucket to attend cricket fixtures. Tower burger seems good.

You Aussie's talk funny
Everything is slang with you cunts

>>64768036
it's an iceblock cricketers stick up their sore bums after a hard day of having cricket bat handles shoved up the rear

>>64768040
Thanks Daniel

>>64768051
More like meme burger.

You gotta get the variety box whatever that is called now, that plus you gotta get some fucking KFC chicken pieces in a bucket.

>>64768054
I knew it'd be phallic and gay af. Fucking degenerate poo-obsessed Aussies.

>>64768040
your mum probably cant afford it lad
probably has to suck off zhang

>>64767987
>ayyy league

literally blown the fuck out by wbbl

>>64767912
correcting people on their mistakes is autistic now?

___trash___

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>>64768021

>>64768053
>cunts
Nice pick up of the lingo there friend. Here is a list of vocab you can use if you want to travel here and get kudos from the locals!

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

>>64768053
thanks for noticing us, bsa

Stoinis is a genius. He needs to play for Australia ASAP.

>>64768053
Watch our sport

>>64768065
its just cricket m8

>>64767909
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LtwS13248
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt5UG1lgYaI

I'M RIGHT HERE RICKY

>>64768053
rack off Ramsay

>>64768053
Please watch our sport

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>>64768021

who is this marcus stoinis of nrl?

>>64768074
now THIS is bsa pandering

>>64768085
>Red

Not zooper dooper confirmed

>>64768085
imagine how much of a loser memers like this must have been back in school

>>64768086
Who

>all we need is statsgook to turn up and pander to RC and we got ourselves a three-way

>>64768004
Was that ad your idea?

>>64767987
speaking of tennis i saw Kyrios driving around Canberra the other day. Anyone wanna guess what car he is drivin?

>>64768103
a stolen one?

>>64768102
I wish.

>>64768103
Something incredibly vain no doubt

>>64768103
1989 civic hatch

>debut for australia at 29
>score over six thousand test runs

no wonder he is called mr cricket, david hussey is the GOAT.

>>64768103
Riced out toyota civic on chromes

>>64768103
your mums?

>>64768103
E46 BMW

Who is the Glenn Maxwell of AFL?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>64768103

bmw convertible

>>64768085
Mum, I don't even like zooper doopers.

>>64768125
>>64768133
2 correct anwsers.
correct color wins a pack of zooper doopers?

>>64768140

black.

busty weather conditions outside tomorrow according to channel 10

>>64768140
z4 roadster

>>64768140
Red

Pulled up next to Ange Postecoglue driving to a game once, anyone wanna guess what car he drives?

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Unironically at an ayy league game lads

Gonna off myself tonight I reckon

>>64768146
>busty

raining tits?

>>64768153
I bet you're a real fuckin pleb

>>64768152
something big because he is a fat cunt

>>64768159
This


I bet (You) >>64768153 listen to NXFM and watch Netflix

>>64768140
surely it wasnt an M3?

Black or blue?

>>64768163
Black Mercedes m8

>>64768156
did you see that weatherwoman? pixie haircut and a solid rack. never seen her before.

>>64768168

kys fatt

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>ywn shower Mel with semen

>>64768140
Orange

>>64768159
>>64768168
Only typed "unironically" for the (You)s. Got free tickets from a betting website, would never pay for this

>>64768175
I did mang, catch her name?

>>64768170
ok thats good enough.
yah an M3 full of his family and the color was 'powder blue'
But I'm the real winner cause I just got a fucking shitload of (You)s

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>>64768153
do you unironically look like this?

hodgey is looking at mel's beautiful eyes. what a misogynist

>>64768180
sounded greek. too many syllables.

>>64768188
>FIGHT AND WIN

Minority Report hasn't aged well, lads

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>>64768153

>>64768153
such atmosphere

>>64768183
the real loser is YOU because that blue is disgusting and id rather gouge my eyes out than look at it

also you live in fucking canberra

kek

>>64768190
he is fucking rapist

>>64768195
>CMOON SEAFATTLE

>>64768207
thanks for yet another (You)

>>64768153
ive seen bigger wbbl crowds kek

>>64768152
one of the recently decommissioned Holden Caprice COMCAR's

20/20 is for people with ADD, tbqh

>>64768153

Give The Veronicas some workplace harassment for me, would you lad?

>tfw i only post here to get (You)'s

who thought having nevill in a t20 team was a good idea

>>64768226
what a fresh new opinion

>>64768226
i wish i had 20/20 vision

oh well, that just a part of being a BIG STRONG Chinaman

Is there a webbim of that yet?

>>64768226
t.Ian Chappell

http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/the-trouble-with-being-chris-gayle--it-all-comes-down-to-respect-20160108-gm1tiy.html

Sydney Morning Herald pulling the banterous SJW double-black bluff

>>64768231
here you go, you fucking (You) slut

>tiny supremely talented batsmen who they worship as the messiah (tendulkar & williamson)
>really strong run in the CWC before being btfo by australia in the final (india 2003, nz 2015)
>beaten in australia despite pre-series hype
>huge inferiority complex over australian cricket
>can't produce pace
>can't handle the banter

Are India and New Zealand the same?

Goal at the ayy lads

2-2 at 60th min

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>the ad for i'm a celeb get me outta here
>listing good things you can't have
>has smoking in the list

>>64768247
>baka.com.au

top kek

>>64768040
Ayy I had Asian roommates, they really just played a lot of dota 2 desu

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>there exists a quantum parallel universe in which Gayle is fucking Mel in the middle of the pitch in front of the entire crowd right now

what's everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltnUyeLNynM

Are they playing in Beijing, lads?

etihad hotboxed

>>64768275
the commentary

>>64768226
t. trannyiel

which dumbcunt organised this?

>that kid with the full fake tat sleeve

literally disgusting

>>64768283
>actually watching the cricket
(i wish i was, my channel ONE is fucked)

Any females post on /cric/?

Scratch that, any females post on /sp/?

>>64768297
Yes

>>64768297
I dress up as a female regularly tbqh

>>64768297

I like saying clunge a lot, does that count?

>>64768303
/gong/?

>>64768297
Statscunt and AMS are little girls.

>>64768275
https://youtu.be/qciRxrlTFGc

>>64768297

They're all busy getting RC's children aborted

>>64768327
Reality KEK tasting it hard

Just tuned in lads, whats the problem, is that fog?

Will Wright get a 100 lads?

>>64768339

Chris Gayle met The Veronicas

>>64768343
Will Wright is a Northern Irish business owner and former Unionist politician m8

reminder that XD will unironically be in the t20 WC team

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>Australia Cuckital Territory

>>64768351
i don't like this meme of always poening the bowling with him Tbh, he should be bowling overs 7-13

Optus? I thought Dick Smith sponsored the Stars

>>64768358
classic

>>64768364
I think they did that just so they could get the game on faster with the smoke

just came from 76chan /sp/ lads

their /cric/ thread is a bit quiet

>>64768368
Dick Smith doesn't exist.

>>64768358
Should have given him the death penalty

Lads did you see that shit posted on Siberian Mouses?

kek

KEK

>>64768374
>Chan
>not 4chan or hot wheels
No shit it's quiet.

>>64768373
nah, he opens nearly every week

>>64768384
Reddit is a pretty popular chan

>>64768321
that is actually cool

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MODS ARE ASLEEP!

POST SMITHS!

>>64768388
Your mum opens every night lad

Got a special treat for you guys in store with my next karaoke. Sit tight.

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They just showed attendance at the ayy lads

9776

Absolute, optimum kek

This spoort on pooicide watch

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BRAVO
R
A
V
O

>>64768424
Any advice on how to summon demons?

>>64768428
3 times the attendance of the average test.

T20 cricket on nobel prize watch

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>>64768385
>>64768393
>>64768399
>>64768405
>>64768432

Reminder there was a /poog/ thread a day or two ago that died after less than 20 posts.

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hi

>>64768447
/cric/ and /rug/ are the same thing lad

>>64768447
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

/RUG/ POOFTERS POORPETUALLY PTFO

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Can't wait for Super 12 to start desu

Might oil my bat lads

>>64768537
What did he mean by this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EvoEewVoku

Another song dedicated to Chris Gayle.

>>64767655
FICKI FICKI
"One million"

>>64768566
>that deep voice

fuck my boipussy is all wet

>>64768566
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Your girlfriend had an abortion now go and cry

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>>64768566
i LOVE it

>reneshits

>>64768566
RC on GOATicide watch

Has anyone seen the video of that lil curry nigger batting? Was a bit pointless and harsh to the other team but I dont think you will ever see 1000 off 350 balls again, or even 100 off 35 so people probably need to stop chatting shit about it.

Also why the fuck did he stop at 1009*, not 1000? Finished the over maybe...

>just finished a 3 day ban because i posted a picture of a female in a cric thread that was unrelated.

Fuck I hate the mods sometimes.

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is Chris Lehmann related to his father Darren Lehmann?

Why is this thread dead? Are all the normies out enjoying their Saturday night?

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>>64768686
anyone can hit sixes against literal children

>>64768700
2 boring teams playing

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>it went for 6 too

based as fuck renegades fielding

>>64768704
>filename
KEK

>>64768712
>implying /cric/ is about the game

>>64768704
>Bat's Man

>>64768704
Holy shit, is that seriously what he was up against?

That's fucking pathetic.

>>64768695
Chris is Darren's father m8

>>64768704

But they can't. Last year a friend of mine whos minor counties league played with us against literally one of the worst teams in our county and to be fair to him he got 260 off 40 overs setting a league record, but even that is nothing close to the run rate of this kid.

You would make a mistake in 350 balls, your arms would get tired, etc.

Also sometimes the shitter and slower the bowling the harder it is to get to the fence. Have you seen the video of him, it's not just back garden cricket, it's a decent way to the rope..

>>64768566
Best one yet, it seems your voice is more controlled

>>64768732
i havent seen the field but he had a break overnight on like 500 or something so it wasnt all one slog

>>64768732
Are you seriously that piss weak that you couldn't slog sixes all day off kids?

>>64768744
kek

based pajeet

>>64768732
this. It was clearly staged by those cheating curry cunts for >muh records

>>64768732

the ground was literally poo peeland size tier

44k v 9k

ayyy league btfo

>>64768732
Apparently there was 30 dropped catches and 14 missed stumpings during his innings.

>>64768782
Ayy league is test cricket tier

T20 is god tier.

T20>odi>pest

kek poobourne couldn't afford green fireworks

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red melbourne on blushing watch

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35230388

His voice is hilarious.

Obviously it's not anywhere as easy as you guys make out. It's always bitter fans who never play that think this. If it's so easy why has no one ever even got close to it?

These type of scenarios happen reasonably often, and none of his team mates were even close to matching him and he wasn't farming strike. It's an incredible achievement and I imagine we will be seeing him in international cricket in the next 10 years.

>>64768786

I imagine there was a lot of dropped catches yeah, but where did you get those figures from?

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>green team won
>red fireworks

>>64768802
Read it in an article. Can't remember which one.

>>64768807
consolation prize

>>64768807
>shoot red melbourne
>it explodes

I thought gaylel was supposed to be suspended

Casual reminder that I was once again correct in my prediction.

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zampa confirmed for eternal meme tier

>>64768782
Ayyy Leaugue is averaging 75,000 viewers
BBL - 1,000,000

>>64768837
wasnt close i'll give you half points for the correct tip though

>>64768844

Top kek. Hurts like hell though.

>>64768051

I get a 2 fillets box and make my own burgers with rolls from the bakery

>>64768857
No shit, hence the "quotation marks".

What can i do all night? I woke up a 5 this arvo

>tfw everynight of /cric/ is over soon

double bbl season length when

>>64768933
anime

>>64768937
Super rugby soon lad

/rug/ is absorbing /nrl/ this year

Decided to kill myself. No I'm not going to give a long blog about why I'm doing it, you guys aren't worth it and most of you have learnt nothing. I'm just bored with life in general, goodbye.

>>64768957
a man who has accomplished everything in life can only go so far to conquer the afterlife

>>64768947
>implying the Super Ugly gets many Aus posters
>implying /nrl/ is dying

>>64768957
Pretty shitty farewell speech. Trannyiels pooicide note was much more autistic

>mum won't give me money fro my proxy service
any more

GI Joe on lads

>>64768957
our ex kiwi poster wrote like five full posts and this is all you do?

>>64768957

Good start to my saturday that. If you'd be so kind, do it on a live stream.

>>64768957
see you soon brother

>90s
Basketball was the hot summer sport
>Late 00s
A-league became the popular thing
>Now
Big bash is the popular summer sport
Will be interesting to see how long these crowds last. Surely it wont be forever. Few summer sports seem to have the staying power in aus compared to the winter standards of football and rugby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDZ0G1rhFYg

why did they have to break up ;_;

>>64769079
neither of those sports had anywhere near the numbers big bash is pulling on tv and attending games. I see what you're saying with popular fads, but cricket culture is ingrained in australia i don't think bbl is going to drop off

>>64769098
plus the season is 1.5 months long which helps it not become stale

>>64768957
one last karaoke?

d-don't forget the indian tour guys

>>64768957
Vale RC, i enjoyed your karaokes

>>64769045
c-connie?

>>64769079
The BBL will always have access to better quality players, relatively speaking, than the NBL and A-League.

>>64768802
Over one fousand runs!!!

>>64768957

No doubt you'll be back in three days with nice new, clean robe.

The backyard videos are getting more and more contrived as the season goes on tbqh

>>64769079
The problem with A-League and NBL is that the European leagues/competitions (EPL, La Liga, Champions League) and NBA are light years ahead of them in every way, making our domestic leagues look like shit in comparison.

It's not that people dont like soccer or basketball here, it's that most people would rather pay for Foxtel to watch the EPL or NBA to see the big names and GOATS. Not waste time and money to see the likes of Fatt Simon or freshcunt high school lanklets

BBL to me seems just like a part of the ongoing trend of us only liking spin-off sports that we are good at

Reminder that Matt is literally never wrong

>>64769252
A League out rates EPL on Foxtel.

Your argument is invalid.