SEA:Marshawn Lynch downgraded to out for Sunday
CHI:Report: 'All signs point' to Gase to Dolphins
NYG:Giants' Beason needs knee surgery, may retire
CHI:'Growing momentum' for Adam Gase to Dolphins
CIN:Hue Jackson 'front-runner' for 49ers' HC job
NE:Lions hire Patriots' Bob Quinn as GM
GB:Packers top CB Sam Shields listed as doubtful
CAR:Panthers lead way with six All-Pro selections
SD:Chargers ink Mike McCoy to one-year extension
PIT:Steelers rule out DeAngelo Williams (foot)
CIN:Andy Dalton (thumb) officially ruled out
ATL:Falcons will retain GM Thomas Dimitroff
i have a file on my computer saved as oddish.jpg yet it looks nothing like oddish
bart starr had two hall of fame running backs and won most of his championships against like 10 teams
>this fucking OP image again
>mad that /nfl/ is not drinking the Panthurrs Owl-Winners Kool-Aid
I hope Russell "Big Hands" Wilson can carry the team.
you have to admit it's very easy to find in the catalog
reminder Brandon Marshall has Borderline Personality Disorder and is likely contemplating suicide as we speak
pray for Marshall
>He doesn't like anime motorcycle jesus
s h i t t a s t e
what a waste. I hope some Pats fan fucks him up in prison just for throwing his career away like that
jets should pick up cutler to help calm him down
you're right i don't
not worst girl tho
>his shit team doesnt have a bye week
I still dont understand why this multimilliondollar man needed to personally execute people
fucking spics man
Can the Redskins possibly lose at this point? Even if they go one-and-done, it just means a higher draft pick for based Scot McCloughan to work his magic with. The future is brighter than it's been since Gibbs stepped down the first time. Things are looking up in a way they weren't even in 2012.
ayyyyyyyy he didnt watch any of the games
is this why despite cutler having a career year without much help he looks more dead inside then ever?
really its seems cruel to keem them apart
I never had an interest in NFL, Would sometimes get in the Superb Owl threads over the past 4-5 years but never watched outside of that
Was recently in NYC and went to Jets vs Patriots, Was that a freak fun game or is NFL actually not that bad?
Might start following the Jets 2BeeHonest
i think hes just high all the time dude
lets just say i dont like kfc and watermelon
also this is jam yes
i know right? there should be a clause forcing them to be on the same team, like what you used to do with your friends back in elementary school when they were picking teams
>we're a package deal
there's 3 teams in new york though friend :)
There is only one Based Hoodie, and he's not black
Would this give the NFL a playoff team in LA?
spee has bad taste in music
coming through with #real music
>Check how other teams were simulated
This is so autistic I actually think it might happen.
Marshawn ruled out for playoffs as well as luke wilson.
Now all we need is for the o line to get food poisoning and for Wilson to retire for baseball before kick off.
i'm sad you don't believe me
i thought we had more than this
it's weird fanspeak's big board has lynch higher than goff, so the naners take him almost every time i draft
also sometimes cook goes really high
i'm not going anywhere senpai
>not owning a thinkpad
I want newfigs to leave
satan please stop abusing luck and let a decent team have him :(
this website will make my off-season way better
>dat selective memory
funny how they subsequently lost to the patriots and got no lombardi :(((((
Wow, you played and injured a 41 year old and a bench warmer? I'm cool not being in the playoffs this year, more time to prepare for next season.
Remember, Luck is 1-0 with the new OC.
Yeah by prepare you mean watch your team go up in flames? Because the Colts are just going to sign more aging men to the roster so that they can "win a super bowl".
>4GB Ram, 500 GB HDD, Runs >Windows 7 and Debian with a virtual PC
holy shit how poor are you my sides have just shattered in half is your computer from 1984
POOR FAG CONFIRMED POOR FAG CONFIRMED
YOU ARE POOR
>YOU ARE POOR
POOR BOY IS POOR!
>POOR BOY IS POOR!
POOR BOY IS POOR!
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>POOR BOY IS POOR!
POOR FAG CONFIRMED POOR FAG CONFIRMED
YOU ARE POOR
>YOU ARE POOR
POOR BOY IS POOR!
>POOR BOY IS POOR!
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thank you based hoodie
packers by 6 btw, i have a rocky rococo's large pan pizza bet on this game
>he's so new he believes the pakistani meme
my sides i must have posted over a dozen images of my white hands/feet etc
Sean is whit-
Wait no he isn't because potato niggrrs can literally have black mums and be born white. My hormone curved sides.
>Big Ben in the playoffs
I hope the Bengals are ready
>mfw a pakistani responds to me
I feel like ashamed for not seeing it coming. Pathetic shitskin scum like you are always clawing at the heels for the attention of the superior white man.
LMAO SEAN YOU DUMB FUCK
Is it me or does tomorrow just not seem like a football day? Also when's the last time both AFC games were on Saturday and NFC games on Sunday? Usually it's
Saturday afternoon: AFC
Saturday night: NFC
Sunday early: NFC
Sunday late: AFC
>went on ebay
>and bought a fucking coke can
OH FUCK ME MY FUCKING SIDES
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
TO BE THAT PATHETIC?
>the stinky Paki is back
m8 this will be the norm with him around
shut up nigger
if you are not going to contribute then you can just suck my cock you fucking faggot
lel you are ether a fatherless potato nigger or a curry nigger
Be more obvious
You'll never know what it's like uncursing teams
Ball ~~> bussy
REAL NIGGA HOURS
>Paxton Lynch WILL be a Philadelphia Eagles
>Paxton Lynch WILL set a dep ball reocrd to Riley Cooper
>Paxton Lynch WILL Lynch ever nigger out here
>Paxton Lynch WILL win OROTY
>following the jest
jest are not Trump approved, m8. You gotta follow the Patriots
Maybe this time >we won't draft a good non-P5 QB and cut them for a shit-tier backup
10/10 tripcode desu
>tfw wondering if I should watch the playoffs blazed or go watch a scary movie
>pic related my stash that came in the mail
The ones by based norway?
He did a lot of them, mostly yuro ones but some american and canadian trips
Have them saved on my computer, but i dont feel like turning that on
not sure if the archive will have them
who wants to know
ayy i like doughty
grip n sip for life
honk for calvin getting a shot with a real team
cant pictures taken with phones be tracked pretty easy?
That is the ginger from /trans/ General
190cm masterrace or whatever his trip is
He's also Irish or something so I don't know why you put a Canadian flag are you trying to somehow imply that's me?
yeah his arm is a little weak, but i like his accuracy and decision making a lot
he'l be a serviceable backup prolly
also these are pretty fun
sean smith is a free agent? dang
l e l
They were real m80 I just ate it lmfao I got so fucked up it felt like my phone was getting pushed to my right by like some strong ass wind and shit it was my first time getting high 2 lmfao however I only laughed once during the 4 hours I was awake high and just slept the other 4 hours
Easier to airplane mode desu
I mean there's an endless supply of photos of ugly fat fingers or otherwise hideous people on the Internet , you probably Should have choice one of those instead of an actual tripfag who get doxed and posts daily on this board
Gonna have to give you a 1/10 for effort
I was starting at my phone for 10 minutes straight slowing bringing it towards my face
>know how to use the dark net
>buying anything but benzos or opiates
come on now
>packers somehow get him in free agency
cj and jordy together would be amazing to watch
>implying free agency
>post the gif of him walking, i like that one
Where were you when r/nfl was actually useful for once by outing David "Johnny Anonymous" Molk?
honestly if Rodgerg got him and he and jordy stayed healthy I would be a little disappoint if he didnt break the 60 TD wall
>these are the "defenses" they would play
Yea it lasted 8 hours but it took like 1 hour and 40 minutes to kick in I was just staring at a cup and then everything became trippy looking lmfao I could read messages on my phone but it felt like my phone weighed a ton
Paxton Lynch and Adam gaze coming to the eagles
We done finessing moving these birds while police change shifts
Time for some real nigga sleep
sleep tight and keep spreading the good word senpai
>rowe will have to cover calvin again
>maxwell will be on jordy
save me jesus
yeah i think it was good for him too, i feel like a problem a lot of young corners have is overconfidence
still, it was a beating
>That Thanksgiving game
kek.. Billy Davis? is a POS for putting him on Calvin
Would be pre fine with this.
Not pictured: Norman got franchise tagged
but seriously, why haven't you killed jed york yet?
understandably, he's great
should have picked up his brother in the draft, he's tearing it up for the vikes
this one's ours tho
post yfw Megatron stays and has 2000 yards
>mfw Hoyer gets a concussion on the first play of the game and Weeden dies of old age by half time
OFFICIAL TEAMS THAT CAN WIN THE AFC POWER RANKINGS
AFC is p wide open tbqh. Except the AFC South champion. get that shit out of here
oh noooo i guess they'll HAVE to draft hackenberg then
what a SHAME
anyone who thought the texans were going to the super bowl this year is silly
they're still missing the final piece
KC fags go away until September
>Andy Dalton shitposting
>HOL UP Marvin Lewis Bungles shitposting
>get hype that lynch and luke Wilson could be back
>neither of them return
>tfw no RB for the game on sunday
>tfw Michael is too inconsistent
>tfw brown is meh
>going to be cold as fuck
dear god the hawks could very well lose this game
iggles will just promote Shurmur and call it a day
Lurie doesn't want anyone who's going to ruffle Howie's feathers
Howie won't allow another coach to come in and threaten his position ever again
OFFICIAL TEAMS THAT CAN WIN THE NFC POWER RANKINGS
4. Packers in a universe where they forget they suck
900000000001. These current Packers
inb4 >3 road games >no Lynch
What is it about me that converts people to the slutside?
>he doesn't watch Answer the Bell on detroitlions(dot)com
Reminder that Fitzpatrick is infinitely better and trading him away for a conditional 6th round pick was the dumbest move of the offseason.
Fitzy had 6 TDs in one game at one point, and a passer rating over 95. The Texans would be much better if they still had Fitz.
>Marshawn Lynch downgraded to Out
We still should win, but c'mon at least travel with the team imo desu senpai
>early season Seahawks
p different from late season seahawks. The Cardinals got demolished less than a week ago. The Panthers won by less than a possession. The Packers went from starting out 5-0 to being underdogs against the fucking Redskins
Seahawks are second only to the Chiefs in how diffferent their outlook is now vs. week 6. Packers are second only to the Falcons in how much their season tanked since week 6.
>literally one road playoff win
So he's 1-1 on the road lol what a retarded stat to bring up
>mfw someone implied the Green Bay Dumpster Fires would win shit
Cardinals were #1 until that disgusting week 17 game against the team they hate the most. Not sure if it's Matthieu, choking when the pressure was on and they knew it was a playoff tuneup, or they're pretending to be retarded to possibly catch Seattle off guard in NFCCG. But yeah that game was unacceptable for what I had previously thought was the best team in the NFL.
He's cute and elite
I knew you'd like him
who's the smartest player on your team /nfl/?
for us it's probably pope, he went to vanderbilt after all
Rams are super bowl tier when playing the NFC West for some reason.
Seahawks are #1 in Elo, #1 in DVOA. They still only lost one game by 10 points and were in each game til the end. The best thing for the rest of the NFL is that the Seahawks have to play one more game than the other contenders, and in frigid Minnesota at that.
THANK YOU BASED WOODSON
Put your trip on sneak
But Im a pats fan :p
Nigga they benched Palmer at halftime. Arians was probably testing how bad it could get and avoided more injuries.
You can't have the pats at 1 then say this come on :x
You know me well
Slater. Nigger with classes.
>they benched Palmer at halftime
the score was 30-6 at halftime, that makes things worse not better for the Cards
>can't have the Pats at 1
I put four AFC teams at 1 cause it's such a cluster. All AFC teams [except Houston] can be super bowl champions and yet all teams have huge fucking flaws.
>Scam did more with less. Rushing matters to a QB, too.
>Arizona lost 17% because the game got away in 2 key plays and they stopped trying.
I mean, I get it, but it obviously misses details you need to be aware of.
Pretty interesting overall; should keep me busy before the playoff games start.
Explain how I am wrong.
That nigger has more yards and TDs with a slightly worse offense than Brady.
I don't see how the Bengals don't choke in the playoffs. Steelers, eh, it can happen. Steelers, New England and Denver? I don't see it.
The NFC is fine. Would prefer Arizona to go all the way, but I get why you chose Carolina instead.
They were down by 24 at halftime... if we wanna say 2 key plays (not sure how you get 3 TD's + 1 FG in just 2 plays) then we can also say that the Seahawks were 5 plays away from being 15-1
Margin of victory factors into both ratings IIRC as well, and of course strength of schedule is huge for both. Seahawks, Cards and Packers played tough schedules... Panthers and Patriots did not.
Brady's receivers are worse than Cam's
Despite Edelman missing six games, he's still second to Gronk in both receiving yards and TDs. That should show how little the Patriots WRs are producing, even with the GOAT throwing to them.
I know you fucking retards will look at GRONK!!!11!1!1 and instantly say that Brady has solid targets but it isn't that way.
Both their #1 WRs went down, but the panthers receivers produced and stepped up in KB's place. Ted fucking Ginn had 10 TDs and it wasn't because Cam is some elite godly passer.
Not to mention that Cam has a better OL and an INFINITELY better running game. Brady's getting molested every time he drops back to pass (pic)
I mean, for the last 4 weeks or so our best receiver has been James White, a fucking RB.
In short, shut the fuck up mexico
As much as I hate Patsfags on this board, Brady's weapons really are weaker than Cam's
Out of the contenders, Arizona, Denver and Pittsburgh are the only ones with a respectable WR corps
it's all disgusting
Btw if your team is in a division ending in South or East, then 14/16 of their games were against teams in divisions ending in South or East, and that is FUCKING DISGUSTING
I think the playoffs are going to reveal just how segregated the schedule was this year
>this fucking xehawks faggot coming out of the woodwork to shill for his team
Ya i like how you werent here at all for the past 16 weeks
Really shows how much pride you had in that team
God i hope the vikings win
Thanks Gamepass, not like I was looking forward to this weekend at all. . . .
>yet the patriots are still somehow an underdog again this year
>Broncos somehow have a positive playoff win % even though they're 2-5 in Owls
well if you get to the Superbowl from the Wildcard position but lose it you are still 3-1 in the post season and come out ahead. a 20-19 post season record with only 2 superbowls just shows a inherent ability to choke
>yfw they go back to .500 next week
Buckle up, iggles fans
that's not what I'm saying, man. I'm a Pats fan, but the Texans have existed entirely and only within Brady's career. It's not really a fair comparison as they have been a perennial postseason doormat throughout that entire time.
>peypey just caught for using HGH
>nobody has an issue with him playing in the playoffs despite the broncos having a capable backup
Not that I really care, the point I'm making is how obvious it is the Patriots are treated differently from everybody else just for being the best.
>Al Jazeera, Huffington Post, and New York Times aren't considered legitimate sources, but Bob Kravitz at 1:30 AM was definitely a legit source
Except he had neck surgery during the season.
So let me get this straight...
Video testament by a guy who worked at the clinic, video of the drugs in the guys fridge, video of a player coming to his house. The Guyer institute then lied about him not working there in 2011 (it was proven he did). The Guyer institute lied about never supplying HGH (Bob Kravitz confirmed he received some from there, and the doctor in question was part of a medical indictment for illegal Chinese HGH)
There's more evidence, like big shipments of HGH to Peyton's house under his wife's name.
I hate it when people say there's no evidence, there's a shit ton of fucking evidence.
>but muh the guy recanted his story
Oh so he spoke about things like pig brain peptide and explicit illegal drugs in countries like Toradol and linked them to specific players, but because he recanted his story *AFTER THE FACT* that therein it was really just a big hoax?
I mean sheesh.
There's plenty of evidence about the HGH scandal being real, most people are just writing it off as a non-story because 1) Muh peypey 2) people turn a blinds-eye to steroids/hormones 3) muh arab terrorist news
Piss off, it seems you do no research in the fucking subject and wait for SportScenter to feed you all of your "info"
Jim Irsay and Roger Gooddell were never sources prior to the investigation and its revealed findings.
The problem most of us (by us I obviously mean fans that are upset Peyton isn't getting the attention he should get over this like Brady did over deflated fucking footballs) is that it's just not even getting the attention to garner an investigation.
I don't care if Peyton did it or not. Jewdell just fucking spent 5 MILLION DOLLARS ON A REPORT THAT SAID "WE THINK HE MIGHT HAVE HAD SOME AWARENESS OF WHAT WAS GOING ON"
How the hell does this issue not warrant the same kind of fucking hell-hath-no-fury response like that one did?
If you want to say it's because the media favors Peyton and hates Brady? Fine, I can fully accept that. I'll gripe over it a bit, but I'll accept it.
But don't fucking tell me there's no evidence or that the sources aren't fucking credible.
The two main sources that started the deflategate nonsense were:
1. A Colts beat reporter breaking a story at 1:30 AM in the most mysterious fashion ("a source is telling me the Patriots may have done something to the gameballs") after his team literally just got the ever loving shit kicked out of them 45 to fucking 7.
2. A Chris Mortensen fueled leak about deflated footballs provided by an "NFL course" (obviously Mike Kensil, the guy absolutely loathes Belichick and the Patriots) which in turn was an actual fucking lie and the numbers were overblown way more than they actually fucking were
And people want to fucking say the sources are unreliable for Peyton...
God I hate stupidity.
>it's another deflategate/HGHgate thread
isn't it time we move on to the next big "scandal"?
this is why idiot from other countries shouldnt be allowed on this board
Brady still gets Spygate spat in his fucking face at any mention of early 2000 Owls.
Fucking Marshall Faulk and Kurt Warner are still eternally assblasted at Brady and the Pats because they believe that published LIE by the Boston Herald (which they had to apologize for).
Manning is successful but not Brady successful
Brady has more controversy because his success is in question
Manning' success isn't even brought up because he is another Dan Marino but with a ring , if he used HGH in 2011 it's almost like a lost cause for him because he is still Peyton the choke artist
Something the Pats did, admitted to doing because they didn't think it was wrong and were punished for
Something that might have happened that key players might possibly have been aware of but were later exonerated for
these are not equivalent events Spygate is remembered because it happened, Faulk and Warner are wrong to be assblasted as you said the Herald lied. Deflategate will or at least should be forgotten
Holy fucking lmao are you delusional
Spygate didn't have SEVEN FUCKING MONTHS OF NON-STOP COVERAGE and it's STILL thrown into conversation at every turn (because it still had a lot of fucking coverage)
That will NOT be forgotten, although I agree, it fucking should be.
>Something the Pats did, admitted to doing because they didn't think it was wrong and were punished for
And Deflategate, they denied, the league barely had proof, and they got hammered with the strongest league penalty in NFL history.
>I am uninformed and unwillingly to become informed
On this subject, unless legitimate (>implying sports journalism) evidence is found that Peyton used HGH, correct. Peyton already has enough infamous failures in his career that he doesn't need more fake ones. At this point I really don't hate Peyton so much as pity him (ever so slightly).
After one scandal after another thrown in the face of my team's QB, I'm so sick of this shit-stirring that E!SPN and the related outlets do. The slightest bit of "evidence" from anonymous "sources" and/or notable ex-colleagues, rivals, and others who hold eternal grudges against the Patriots organization is just hearsay bullshit.
>key players might possibly have been aware of but were later exonerated for
literally no one was exonerated at all
Brady's appeal was heard by a court system because he was unfairly treated, and thus that got overturned
he wasnt exonerated
>unless legitimate (>implying sports journalism) evidence is found that Peyton used HGH,
are you fucking kidding me
>On this subject, unless legitimate (>implying sports journalism) evidence is found that Peyton used HGH, correct
>on this subject
>unless legitimate evidence is found
You literally contradicted yourself in that very statement, tremendous job.
>Yes, I am uninformed, therefore I know there is no credible evidence
Thought exercise for everyone here.
Let's think of one "scandal" that happened in the NFL before Spygate. No Googling, just the first thing that comes to mind.
>What was it?
>Was it legit?
>Was there punishment handed down?
>Do most people remember it?
>Is it still endlessly repeated today?
alright, I didn't read it because I just don't care. Is anyone going to care if it's real? No. Because like I said, Peyton's already known as a serial choker. That's his "label", and his legacy, just as Brady is the GOAT >b-b-but a cheater.
Bottom line: It's just not ever going to change his public perception as much as the Pats scandals esp. deflategate have with Brady.
There was one year where there was like no salary cap, so the Cowboys and I think R******ns both went wild spending, then the next year it came back and the other owners btfo of them so hard with penalties, even though they technically did nothing wrong
pretty hilarious shit
Definitely the media <3s Peyton more than Tom, sports media and otherwise.
But I'm thinking that Goodell just doesn't want yet another black eye of a scandal on one of his sport's most legendary players and is trying to get the media to play it down as much as possible.
fucking A... I've been awake for 40 hours straight, I'm not on my game right now
>But I'm thinking that Goodell just doesn't want yet another black eye of a scandal on one of his sport's most legendary players and is trying to get the media to play it down as much as possible.
1. Peyton family is the NFL's bread and butter
2. Roids and hormones are rampant in the league, they want to stay as far away from that kind of issue as possible (like concussions)
3. Owners probably arent happy Jewdell just spent 5M to get BTFO in court
>Eddie D getting caught with dirty riverboat money
>handed over the naners to the yorks
>not outside naners fans really
>no unless jim irsay gets caught at a meth lab
after mooch got fired the rest is pain
The court thing isn't even quite over yet, though. Roger's still hell-bent on finding Brady guilty of something even though the investigative team HE hired to do so couldn't do it for him.
>Is there a more shittily-run American sports league right now than the NFL?
>The court thing isn't even quite over yet, though
According to literally every Sports Law professor I've heard and article they've written that I've read, the NFL is fucked.
Except for ESPN's Lester Munson
That fucking embarrassment of an ex-lawyer (who got his license revoked for being a class A slimeball) believes the NFL has a better chance than Brady in the upper circuit.
Plus, that's not even the whole reason for the court issue. It's not whether Brady is guilty or not; as far as the court is aware, he is. It's that he was not given a fair, due-process, and thus was unfairly punished.
That's the whole point of the legal battle.
>be Brandon Marshall
>play on 4 different teams
>1000 yard season almost every year
>11000 career yards
>STILL have 0 (zero) playoff appearances
Is B Marsh cursed? He has more receptions, more TDs, and more yards than anyone in NFL history without ever appearing in the posteason
>Alex Marvez @alexmarvez 3m3 minutes ago
>Confirming other reports that are out there: @MiamiDolphins working toward deal to make Adam Gase their new head coach @NFLonFOX
IGGLES ABSOLUTELY KEKED
He got booty blasted by the Lions and made fun of them and STILL hasn't made the playoffs
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. who /saturdayovertime/ here? I'm talking off right at 2 PM just in time for the mutha fukkin' Texans execution.
GET HYPE NIGGAS, CHIEFS ABOUT TO SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW YOU WIN A SUPER BOWL.
>Ralph Vacchiano @RVacchianoNYDN 38m38 minutes ago
>The Giants have granted permission for Tom Coughlin to speak to the Eagles and that interview will take place on Monday, as reported ...
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 43m43 minutes ago
>For logistics on ex-#Giants coach Tom Coughlin: The #Eagles request has come in for an interview and it was granted. Set for Monday night
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 50m50 minutes ago
>The #Eagles are set to speak with #Giants coach Tom Coughlin on Monday night, source said. More of a feeling-out for both than an interview.
Cue the Orson Welles
>mcdermott - one of the best def coaches in the nfl
>jackson - one of the best off coaches in the nfl
>couglin - 128 year old with dementia. didn't even know obj was chimping out during a game he was literally inches from
GET HIM IN HERE FOR AN INTERVIEW
Should I go ahead and start the Vikings celebration thread now?
Seriously Bears rejects are now quality candidates? Fuck forbid that fossil Ross actually goes for a real coach search and lets someone clean house. also no fucking clue why you fire a gm, only to replace him with another literal who. Instead of letting a real coach pick his staff