Who's hyped as fuck for this?
>Bengals leading by 13 points when half time begins
>Suddenly, Andy Dalton's water breaks and it's revealed Andria was a woman the whole time and that Marvin Lewis is the father
>Both forced to leave, the Steelers make a stunning and brave comeback and win by 7 points
>yfw only ~18 hours until based AJ McCarron BTFO's the Stoolers
>mfw McCarron wins this game, only to have Dalton come back and maintain his winless playoff record in the next
mathematical model predicts the Bengals vs Cardinals Superbowl 50
but deep down I know they'll just be one and done again and Steelers will win it all like they did in 2005
god hates fucking Cincinnati and the state of Ohio
If McCarron wins this week he'll be the starter for the foreseeable future. Dalton can't even throw a football yet so him coming back would be coming back less than 100% and very rusty.
Only way we'd see Dalton is 1. If the Bengals make it to the Owl or 2. If McCarron wins this week but struggles big time in their next game.
If McCarron wins one playoff game the fans will push for him to be the starter cause Andy's had his chance for 4 years now.
If McCarron chokes then QB conversations will die down and Andy will get his #1 spot back
It doesn't matter what the fans think. McCarron has been MUCH worse than Dalton.
The only way there'd be a controversy is if McCarron plays like a franchise QB, and he has yet to do so. It'd take a serious playoff run for the Bengals to even consider it.
Dalton was fucking great this year.
>MUCH worse than Dalton
well no shit, he only just began getting reps with the 1s. give him an entire offseason to practice as the starter and then it'd be fair to evaluate his progress. bottom line is, if aj wins tonight and performs reasonably well next week, there's going to be a LOT if rethinking going on in the bengals FO. nothing is a lock going forward.
Does anyone really think the Bungles will make it to the divisional round? They could be playing the Titans and the Bungles would find a way to lose.
I'm not a Steelers fan but they're going to win the super bowl. 24-13 Steelers
>people actually think the Bengals can win a playoff game
Today I realized that the Bengals are undefeated this year whenever I get Skyline before the game. I've broken the system. We're going to the Superb Owl lads
AYO HOL UP
MY BOY MIKE GONNA BE UP ON IT IN THE SIDELINES FINNA ME COINS IN THAT ULTIMATE TEAM. HE BE GETTIN ME THAT FREEZE BUNDLE.
WE BE IN IT.
if our boys get completely btfo tonight, do we fire Marvin immediately and promote Hue? or do we stall and lose him to San Fran or someone and end up stuck with Lewis and a gutted staff?
>mfw I win the Powerball and the bengals win a playoff game in one day
WLW radio in Cincinnati issues Big Ben warning
Thumbs up, Cincy!
0-6 in games that matter. BTFO in every single one them. Outscored 57-6 in the second half the past four playoff games. Only one second half touchdown in six playoff games. Consistently touted as one of the best rosters in football.
Yeah, he's such a good coach. If the Bengals lose, he sets an NFL record for worst postseason record. For which he is currently tied with Jim Mora.
Fire Marvin Lewis and hire Hue Jackson and the Bengals win two Super Bowls in five years.
Got a few more stats to add on.
Under Marvin Lewis, the Bengals have never scored more than 19 points in the postseason, and all but one of his six losses were by double digits.
Meanwhile, guys like Harbaugh get fired after a Super Bowl and two championship games in four years. Pagano and Sean Payton were both supposed to get fired this off-season and they've both had more success than Marvin Lewis.
But because the Bengals were shit for 10 years before Lewis, we're supposed to be content with perennial disappointment and ass rapings in the playoffs. Despite having a roster that should have got at least one playoff victory by now.
Easy slander lawsuit. Ben will be enjoying his 3rd SB win and taking a few million from these guys in court.
How I see it going down
>bengals come out strong and put up 7
>ben throws a pick to make it 14-0
>burfect gets ejected for fighting
>D holds the begals to 23. Ben wins it 30-23.
>AB does an insane TD celebration when he gives us the lead
>easy slander lawsuit
You have no idea what you're talking about.
it's a great town. the geography is really underrated. the city sits in a river valley and is surrounded by hills. southwestern ohio is actually really pretty.
it's really conservative and the beer/food is great due to the heavy german influence
>Black or African American 44.8%
nice cherry picked statistics
literally all the black people in cincy live in and around downtown. cincy suffered from urban sprawl more than just about anyone and the majority of the white population isn't counted in the city metro population.
incorporate the surrounding burbs and the city is just like any other
the good thing is that the city has made a real effort to rebuild downtown. more and more people are moving back into the city again
this is where i live
>51,067 (85.8%) White, 361 (0.6%) African American, 301 (0.5%) Native American, 2,323 (3.9%) Asian, 91 (0.2%) Pacific Islander, 3,339 (5.6%) from other races, and 2,036 (3.4%) from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 8,138 persons (13.7%).
when a drunk girl walks alone downtown in my city, most of the time some dude stuffs her into an uber. most of the time in your downtown, she is raped. enjoy your low-trust society.
>bungalos in the playoffs
>bungalos at primetime
>bungalos against the steelers
>bungalos without dalton
I'm going to the bar to watch televised rape and drink all the delicious tears. All this really comes down to is two byes for the broncos
i fucking hope not
>inb4 influx of shitposters
If it happens, expecting people to wear zero bengals gear tomorrow
That guy with the van wont be driving around, thats for damn sure
But will the bengals win? Im optimistic because the steelers if no one else know how to win when everything's not going their way, but right now they are on thie third string rb in a game that will be win on the ground. The tight end who smoked the bengals in both games will make a few plays though.
But most of all, andy ' red rocket' dalton wont be playing in this game. AJ, for the three and a half games hes played in, has been pretty good and it can be argued that he knows at least remotely what the big stage feels like, having been to three national championships. HE doesnt have the monkey on his back, i think that will be the difference
What channel is this fucking shit going to be on?
>they wasted based Gruden on that Toxins game
>backup QB in the playoffs
This is about to be the Toxins pt. 2.
You fucked up on the Vikes.
A. It gets cold in Seattle.
B. Russel Wilson played college ball in Wisconsin.
My body is ready for whatever type of soul crushing loss is at hand.
Patriots fan here
Should I be rooting for the Bengals to win so we can play them, or should I be rooting for the Steelers to win so we can play the Chiefs? I think I'm rooting for the Bengals. They seem like they'd be easier to beat.
Hopefully Ben doesn't throw too many picks and the secondary plays well.
brah Andy Dalton won't be ready for the Patriots not the Broncos in the AFC game.
he hasn't thrown a football in over a month.
if Aj McCarron wins this game we are rolling with him til the end.
nah son, that's for the view to look at our disgusting fucking river.
let's be real Pittsburgh and St.Louis have better Stadiums/scenery and I hate both of these fucking cities, but I just can't deny this opinion
What's your favorite Justin Bieber song /sp/?
I already realize the casual plebs are going to choose softball songs such as "baby" or "girlfriend" but us critically thinking hardcore fans who aren't indoctrinated by the billboards objectively know its "for ever", "eenie meanie" or "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Bengals are da bomb
KEYS TO THE GAME FOR THE BENGALS
1) Limit personal fouls
2) Don't let Roethlisberger go deep
3) Don't be afraid to air it out
when I say St.Louis I mean Busch Stadium
I could give two fucks about the Rams
Can we get a AJ McCarron JUST image?
We'll need it later on in the game.
I was saying the Broncos have a less chance against the chefs, not unlike the way the Bengals have a lesser chance against the stoolers than another AFC team
I hope you fucking stoolers you cocky fuckers
who 513 here
>yfw when AJ McCarron gets a playoff win and then Andy Dalton loses the next game and gets bounced out of the playoffs
I did sleep through most of the second half.
>tfw 4 beers deep and nervous as fuck
L..l.lets go s-steelers!
easier to beat than the steelers eventually so yeah
I can't wait to see what she does when she turns 18 :^)
Hi, whoever the fuck the Steeler's 3rd string running back is.....
>fitzgerald toussaint is the starting rb
we can still win...right?
>Have tickets to my first ever NFL game
>Show up to Paul Brown
>Cant wait to cheer on the Bengals with my feathery pal, Talons
>Get to the gate
>"I'm sorry sir, this is a falcon-free Stadium
>mfw my dream girl broke up with me and moved to Cincinnati
D-does it ever s-stop hurting bros?
>Have to go to work early in the morning
>Will have to go to sleep at like 11
If repeating integers Martavis Bryant will catch 2 TDs
It's time for the playoff experience. Pic related.
LMAO Cincinnati is a falcon free zone? How do they deal with singles?
>yfw its vontaze burfict making these dog webms
here. not sure why. Can't wait to see how the players react to the cold tomorrow.
Lebron is a Cowboys fan, Jay Z is a Cowboys fan, the Thor guy, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Jamie Foxx, Cowboys fans are all successful, intelligent, good looking people, like all of those celebrities and me
Is the Wendy's Gouda Burger good?
It should have been our year....
I'm an educated Japanese woman. I am quite literally a rocket scientist who happens to adore the Dallas Cowboys and not once have ever lived in Dallas, Texas nor visited the State more than two weeks.
Your point is invalid much like your existence.
Who here Patriots?
I'm rooting for the Bengals, they're an easier matchup than the Chiefs and the Chiefs are a tougher matchup for the Broncos
>Texans blown and shut the fuck out
>Chefs are going to get the easy option while we go play the Patriots
>Not wanting a Post Apocalyptic America where you traverse the country with an orphan loli you found
Absolutely not. Unless you're referencing the fact I'm Japanese and are somehow trying to claim our existence solely exists in some awkward cyber space for geeks like yourself to handily enjoy themselves?
In either case, as it's none of my business, I'll vote on the Bengals. Steelers squeaked by and will fail quite miserably here tonight.
Enjoy the game, Gentlemen and Ladies.
This is the internet, dear. You're as much a liar as the rest of anonymous text. The only proof you're alive at all is the white stains accompanying your large belly overlapping the desk you try to squeeze into.
Lets watch the game together and laugh at the Steelers.