PLAYOFFS IMMINENT EDITION
SEA: pic related
DEN: Kubiak - "Peyton was the right choice. He's our quarterback"
GB: Rodgers looks to "let it fly" against Redskins
WAS: Redskins to pass out "YOU LIKE THAT" towels at game against Packers
NE: Brady's underwear from "Ted 2" being auctioned off
CAR: Newton - "We will win because overall, we are the best team, we are the Jack of all trades"
PIT: Steelers rule out DeAngelo Williams (foot)
MIN: Zimmer states he has studied Seattle's game pl
CIN: Dalton (thumb) officially ruled out
HOU: Clowney questionable
ARI: Fitzgerald considers himself in the best shape of his life
NFL: Rodger Goodell to make statement on "the future integrity of the league"
based off this past regular season alone. No past accomplishments.
1. Tom Brady
2. Cam Newton
3. Carson Palmer
4. Russel Wilson
5. Blake Bortles
6. Drew Brees
7. Aaron Rodgers
8. Derek Carr
9. Philip Rivers
10. Ben Roethlisburger
11. Andy Dalton
12. Kirk Cousins
13. Ryan Fitzpatrick
14. Eli Manning
15. Mathew Stafford
16. Tyrod Taylor
17. Jamies Winston
18. Matt Ryan
19. Alex Smith
20. Ryan Tannehill
21. Jay Cutler
22. Brian Hoyer
23. Sam Bradford
24. Teddy Bridgewater
25. Marcus Mariota
26. Brian Hoyer
27-32. No one even worth listing
holy shit this fucking draft
i would literally orgasm if this were to happen
first for don't discuss football on reddit
[from other thread]
Matt Ryan has been in the top 5 in passing yards in the following seasons:
And was in the top 10 the following seasons
But people pretend like he's shit. Why?
He's not 'elite' but he's objectively one of the most consistently good QBs in the NFL, no matter the players, schedule, or coordinator.
>what about stafford
>what about tannehill
>they have over 4k yards this season
both solid QBs, but Stafford comes and goes with Megatron. Tannehill was in severe garbage time this year.
>there are people who think khalil mack is elite
>based off this past regular season alone. No past accomplishments.
>1. Tom Brady
again, this doesn't make you an elite QB
i find it hilarious how you can justify tannehill's yards as "well it was garbage time" while ryan's make him elite
falcons haven't been above 8 wins in 3 years, how much of ryan's yards from those years are garbage time i wonder
i know :(
i have to dream big because we don't have a second rounder this year
>tfw no scooby bf
The past two seasons the Falcons were in the playoff hunt until the very last game. The Falcons never got blown out but twice over the past two years, by the Panthers.
The Dolphins have been out of playoff contention for a long while, and they've gotten blown out a few times.
Top 3 in passing yards
most passing TDs
top 5 rushing TDs
fewest interceptions out of those with 30 or more TD passes
No one who threw for 4100+ yards this season had less than 11 TDs. Brady had 7.
Second and third that.
Just a friendly reminder that this man was a sixth (6th) round draft pick.
49ers top coaching choice is Hugh Jackson, as a 49ers fan that is fucking garbage. Hugh Jackson is not a good head coach. Fucking mediocre as shit.
Hire Chip Kelly or Shanahan or you may as well just be rehiring Tomsula.
Steelers - 24
Bengals - 10
Chiefs - 35
Texans - 6
Seahawks - 28
Vikings - 24
Packers - 28
Redskins - 31
Steelers - 21
Patriots - 14
Chiefs - 21
Broncos - 14
Seahawks - 14
Panthers - 10
Redskins - 28
Cardinals - 38
Steelers - 24
Chiefs - 28
Seahawks - 24
Cardinals - 21
Seahawks - 35
Chiefs - 21
Calling it now
post elite 6th rounders
he'll be back in form next year i promise
>this stupid goy
Hue Jackson is probably the 2nd best HC candidate out there atm and best if McDaniels decides to stay with NE
I would feel bad for him trying to make the 49ers a contender though especially with how strong the Seahawks and Cardinals rosters are right now. For purely personal reasons I just want him out of Cinci
>he thinks McDaniels and Hugh Jackson are the two best coaching options out there
>both failed as head coaches already and haven't shown anything outside of being decent OCs
Trip fag, basically Australian, yeah you don't know shit.
>taking the hue meme
>people are forgetting he took a 8-8 team in the raiders , won 7 games in a row and proceeded to lose the next 7 in a row then blames it on the QB's exploding knees after the first loss
>people forgot he also makes the worst decisions in drafting and trading
Here we go another decade of niners football in the dumpsters live from santa clara
lel nah it's just a fun draft , big board isn't perfect yet
you think people want boykin?
>2nd best HC candidate out there atm and best if McDaniels decides to stay with NE
mcdaniels is not the top HC candidate m8
>Steelers - 24
>Bengals - 10
>Chiefs - 35
>Texans - 6
>Seahawks - 28
>Vikings - 24
>Packers - 28
>Redskins - 31
>Steelers - 21
>Patriots - 14
>Chiefs - 21
>Broncos - 14
>Seahawks - 14
>Panthers - 10
>Redskins - 48
>Cardinals - 38
>Steelers - 24
>Chiefs - 28
>Seahawks - 24
>Redskins - 31
>Redskins - 35
>Chiefs - 21
>Calling it now
just gonna fix that for you
first nations bowl is go!
Fuck yeah. He'll bounce back with even 1 competent guard.
Hue is fine.
And the year that Al Davis died too, which I can imagine had an effect on the team.
What's the real meme-bowl this year guys?
Chip Kelly has had success as a head coach in the NFL, Hugh and McDaniels have failed. Kelly is a shit GM but the 49ers have a GM so Kelly wouldn't have any personnel powers. If it's a choice between those three, Kelly is the obvious choice. He also is the one who could get the most out of Kap.
This. Although Hugh will stick around for 2-3 years, going 8-8 at best and missing the playoffs each year, until he and Baalke get fired and it goes back to the real dark ages. The 2-14 dark ages.
They were 8-8 the season before he was head coach in 2010, and they were 8-8 when he coached in 2011.
McDaniels is easily the best HC candidate out there. If anyone wouldn't take his experience and ability to run such a diverse offence every year over scrubs like Doug Marrone or Ken Whisenhunt they are fucked in the head
If McDaniels really wanted another shot as a head coach he would have first shot at the Giants job and the Titans would offer him anything he wanted
You guys will see in a few weeks
m8s I've been here all year just not in generals cos life shit
What does a meme coordinator do exactly? My laptop also blew up a couple months back so I need time to build my 4chan folder back up
/sp/, let's assume the Loins fire Cadwell. That leaves 9 open coaching spots.
Which job do you want and why? How do you fix that team?
nah its basically dreads
lel fuck off florida scum
literally sneak the tripfag
Kelly got figured out in 2014. It'll take a little bit to the new personnel but they'll be exposed. Any team with a good LB corps should enjoy playing them.
I think Caldwell goes back to being a coordinator.
>tfw skip Caldwell and get Teryl Austin.
Are you kidding me? Go back and look at the Bronocs 2010 draft he got a fuck ton of talent for the team to build around
Tebow was obviously a miss but he did a great jon with Kyle Orton that first year and could certainly turn the Giants or Titans into playoff teams with the talent they have
who here /conflicted/?
its a rough patch in 2016 already
zane beadles is kind of a stretch there m8, he was never that great and they only had him for a couple of years
he's horrendous now in jacksonville
>eagles below naners
switch those and put the lions first and it's fine
>Bowles wants Fitz, says he will be the starter
>Fitz wants to be on the Jets
>Pennington says they're in a good spot with Fitz and Geno as QBs
So what's the issue. Why wouldn't the Jets get Fitz?
Yeah I did, my bad. I heard they were keeping him.
>eagles above 49ers
>eagles have half the cap space the 49ers have, and just as much talent on the roster
>eagles do play in a weaker division
Eh, it's a toss up. It's definately not an "lol".
>lions above the giants and bucs
>both of who have franchise QBs and WRs already in place
>just as much talent on the roster
you literally cannot be serious right now holy crap
please, outline for me all the "talent" on the 49ers right now
>>lions above the giants and the bucs
lions have a better defense than both, a better QB than the bucs and megatron is still better than mike "more drops than a rain-covered window"
if the seahawks game doesn't get refballed and they fire lombardi sooner the lions could have won 10 games this year
I could list all the talent on the 49ers, but I'm thinking it would be lost on someone who seriously thinks that Stafford is a good quarterback and that Megatron will be on the Lions next year. You clearly don't know wtf you're talking about.
What's the best case scenario in terms of head coach for my Tits?
avoiding the question, nice
the eagles have fletcher cox, bennie logan, vinny curry, brandon graham, connor barwin, malcolm jenkins, walter thurmond, ryan mathews, jordan matthews, darren sproles, jason kelce, and lane johnson
but hey, i'm sure the 49ers have a lot of really good players right now too, they went to the super bowl a couple years ago, right?
4262 yards, 7.2 ypa
32 touchdowns, 13 interceptions
97.0 passer rating
can you name the quarterback?
also golden tate is still better than mike evans
Eagles have a lot of untapped talent and some many good players last year that were sent to or and playing with injuries that they didn't tell coaching staff
Not to mention how well they did despite meme offensive and defensive playcalling
>rookie on Megatron all game
>mad at the vikes for doing literally nothing noteworthy in the entire existence of the NFL
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The Yorks are fucking awful, but if you watch Jed Yorks end of the year press conference he took full responsibility for the fuckup that was Tomsula. That's pretty impressive. Usually owners blame the coaches/GM. He blamed himself for letting that shit happen.
He still fired Harbaugh so FUCK HIM but he isn't the worst owner in the NFL. Probably top 5 worst tho.
>avoiding the question, nice
Considering the question wasn't asked of me, I don't think my responding to it at all could be considered avoiding it.
>bunch of nobodies
I could list off who the 49ers have on their roster but I know they're also a bunch of nobodies.
I guess you have Sproles but it's not 5 years ago so again, nobody.
>people ITT actually think Brady wasn't the best QB this season
>top 3 passing yards
>most passing TDs
>top 5 rushing TDs
>every QB who threw for 4100 yards or more had at LEAST 11 TDs
>Brady had 7 passing for 4700+ yards
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? Why are you so damn salty?
>I want my job security to be decided by performance, not the Yorks.
But Chip Kelly's performance was never a factor. He only got fired because he wanted to move the Christmas party.
That's pretty York-tier if you ask me.
The 49ers have a ton of depth and a lot of talent, especially on the defensive side of the ball, but it's hard to tell when you have Tomsula/Mangini/Geep running the show. I liken it to when Singletary had basically the same group of players that Harbaugh did, but Harbaugh took the team to the NFC Championship Game his first year. Coaching helps a fuckload.
>your actual face when this is EXACTLY how the jags draft goes and we return to our rightful place atop the AFC South
>record prediction for next season
>possible offseason moves
11-5, 9-7 at worst
Dean Pees gets fired, cut that fake torrey smith Marlon Brown nigga
How brutally autistic of you to type all of that phoned in laughter. We're better than you this season. The years before toys one have no bearing on this season. Our let me guess, you're going to say the better team didn't win the division?
The fact that Lurie has Howie anywhere near the football side of things again proves he's a fucking idiot who got lucky with Andy.
The eagles are in for dark times with Roseman picking the coach and the players going forward.
Considering this is only your second response to me, this pretty much is the get go.
I'm not the guy you originally asked to name the talent on the 49ers.
Every team in the NFL has marginal and mismanaged talents that could benefit from the right coaching. Every team.
What big names are there on the Eagles roster? Fucking nobody.
Na m8 probably gonna be another rough season for us unless we absolutely kill it in the draft
I'd say 7-9 at worst if Flacco stays healthy and 11-5 if everything goes right + we pick up Eric Weddle
>only because the Christmas party,
>performance was never a factor
First 1.5 years: 16-8
Last 1.5 years: 11-13
He got saved by special teams in a handful of games and had been awful against good teams. His players weren't prepared for season openers, home openers, or big games. He didn't contribute enough leadership, forcing ownership to do so instead. He never adapted his coaching style, leaving his defense to play the equivalent of an extra 3 games each year (based on snap per game compared to league average). His offenses also stalled early and were becoming very predictable to opposing teams.
>drafting derrick henry
you already have an alabama running back and he's doing fine
draft some coverage linebackers
>What big names are there on the Eagles roster? Fucking nobody.
protip: just because you're pretending that they don't exist doesn't make them not exist
fletcher cox was second team all-pro this year
malcolm jenkins and walter thurmond were a top safety duo in the league
jordan matthews outperfomed every receiver on the 49ers by a wide margin
ryan mathews hit 1000 yards
if you're seriously telling me that the 49ers would do better than the eagles given the exact same level of coaching, i can only assume that you're baiting me, sorry
neither team had "good" coaching last year, yet the eagles outperfomed the 49ers
can you explain that?
Not sure how I feel about an Eric Weddle signing, doesnt sound too bad to be honest family
100% of my being knows the ravens are going to have a winning season next year
I'm not saying the team's performance didn't slip, just that it had nothing to do with Chip getting fired and it's a convenience mask for Lurie who actually fired him because of the Christmas party bullshit.
Chip Kelly fucked that team up and deserved to get fired. But if that's all he did he'd still have his job.
He lost his job solely because he upset Lurie with that Christmas party bullshit.
And that's why it's York-tier.
>We're better than you this season
what position do you play?
anyways if the mark of better is who has a better shot at the owl than the packers are still better because the vikings will NEVER WIN THE SUPER BOWL
packers may be chokers but they will never be as big of a fraud contender as you pansy ass faggots
>The years before toys one have no bearing on this season
>implying choking isnt woven into the very fabric of viking DNA
enjoy never experiencing the thrill of your local team winning the super bowl
Cam Newton's teammate nicknames!
C Ryan Kalil -- “The Dictator"
LG Andrew Norwell -- “The Yeller"
RG Trai Turner -- “The Finisher"
RT Mike Remmers -- “The Panicker"
LT Michael Oher -- “The Grandfather ... He’s the Scrooge. He doesn’t want nobody to play around, no matter what the score is."
FB Mike Tolbert -- “The Jolly One ... He’s the one that may say a corny joke every now and then. He has like a 20 to 30 percent chance of making people laugh. It’s just the thought that counts."
TE Greg Olsen -- “The Overseer ... He listens to the play, like, ‘No, no, no, no, that’s not right. It can’t be even. It has to be odd. I can’t zoom. I can’t motion that way because if I ... no, no, no Cam, that’s not right.'"
QB Newton -- “I’m Wrong ... half the time when I’m saying a play, I’m wrong and those guys, they fix it. It’s like my auto correct. You know when you’re on word document. They’re the red lining."
WR Devin Funchess -- “No Clue ... Fun has no clue what’s going on half the time."
WR Philly Brown -- “He’s Cool."
WR Ted Ginn Jr. -- “Always exhausted"
WR Jerricho Cotchery -- “The Meditator ... The Jerricho you see scoring a touchdown is going to be the same Jerricho you see pregame."
Don't bring previous year's records into this season ho. And about not winning the owl? We'll see. I'm done with you and your faggy weeaboo ditchpig ass, you're dismissed.
meant to say that mathews and murray combined hit 1000, my bad
coaching isn't the biggest factor in team perfomance, talent is
mike mccarthy is fucking awful yet the packers made the playoffs again this year and have been doing so for a while now, because they're a very talented team
since neither chip kelly or jim tomsula are belichick-level, you have to assume there's a deficiency in talent on a team that goes 5-11
yes, there is talent on the 49ers, and poor coaching made them look worse
no, they're not more talented than the eagles
i just don't think RB should be your priority in the second round considering how terrible your secondary and pass defense was
>neither team had "good" coaching last year, yet the eagles outperfomed the 49ers
You are comparing Jim Tomsula, who will only ever work in the NFL as a DLine coach, ever again with Chip Kelly, who had two winning seasons and will be hired as a HC again this year.
You could have just told me you were a fucking retard the whole time and I could have saved myself some time talking to you
when the draft is this deep with secondary players, why not go for the heisman winning, soon to be national championship winning, workhorse RB? we need to complete our offense otherwise teams will just cover 6 us the whole damn time
>coaching isn't the biggest factor in team perfomance, talent is
Okay, Al Davis. You know that belief is what made him run the Raiders into the ground in his twilight years, right? Chasing talent and not valuing coaches.
And as a 49ers fan, I have to point to Singletary-Harbaugh-Tomsula.
Yeah, coaching doesn't matter.
Pretty weird how your fanbase immediately flips to "coaches don't matter" after predicting success based solely on having Chip Kelly as your coach even when he was dismantling the team.
>average of 6 games won the last 3 years
Lol Ryan literally choked the season away with his play in the second half of the season. Its sad that the falcons are stuck with him and another few years of mediocrity
>THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO INGLEWOOD WITH THE RAIDERS
That was never an option.
3 teams aren't going to use the Inglewood stadium and the Rams aren't going to build it to not play in it.
great, are we done here? the 49ers are magically more talented than the eagles, and with chip kelly next year they'll go 10-6 w/ all that talent
i don't really have time for arguments like this
>my point of "coaching is less important than talent" becomes "COACHING DOESN'T MATTER LOL"
harbaugh was a much better coach than tomsula, obviously, and better than singletary too
but do you really think the only reason the 49ers were bad last year was tomsula? you think that currently the talent is there for them to go 8-8, or above .500? do you think the current 49ers team has more talent than the current eagles team, and with the same level of coaching on both teams they would have a better record?
i'm honestly asking here, because i don't think you can seriously believe this, i think you're just arguing with me because i compared tomsula and kelly at some point and you have to let me know how much you suffered
Lurie determined he'd fire Chip for his weak leadership abilities weeks before Christmas.
>Lurie gives the motivational speech before the Pats game, which was a must win.
>Lurie makes the 53 Angry Men shirts the next week for the Bills game
He let Chip take over as a final test for the Redskins game. Team was flat and failed.
>3rd down back
Uhh Yeldon has probably the greatest vision of any running back I've seen in awhile, and this is a huge reason why PFF keeps sucking his cock despite his stats (naming him an "alternate" to their Pro Bowl roster), because they see the same thing everyone else watching him sees: a guy who is almost machine-like at finding the hole if there is one
He's a less powerful, shiftier Leveon Bell so he's not going to move piles. He needs a better line to run behind. He's not going to do it all himself but he's definitely a capable.
He's the Carmelo Anthony of football. Had some early success and everyone knows he's good but you also know you can't count on him in the clutch and that he'll never win anything. Not an award, not a championship, nothing.
You keep moving the goalposts, but yes, in your fantasy scenario, I believe that if the 49ers and the Eagles had the exact same coach, and played in alternate timelines where they played the exact same teams at the exact same times for a full season, the teams would preform basically the same.
For a team with only 3 pro bowlers and 1 2nd team all pro member you sure are fighting super fucking hard about how "talented" they are.
Tomsula makes the 9ers perform below their talent level
Kelly makes the Eagles perform above their talent level
Theyre about equal in my eyes, I mean the 9ers were only what, 2 wins worse off despite starting Blaine Gabbert half the season?
>tfw you will never get kicked out of a hotel because you were making too much noise since the hooker shoved the toy bigger than you expected up your ass
>you will never be a bitch about a $5 difference in price 20 minutes before that either.
Well...that's the most interesting thing to happen on one of my shifts in a long time.
>Don't bring up the fact that 5 years ago a 10-5 wild card packer team led by Rodgers on an otherwise down year made a strong rebound won the superbowl
its a long shot but still more likely than 0(Z E R O*)
*like the number of rings the vikings own :^)
That's some pretty hard revisionist history if you are who I think you are.
I mean, that sounds likely enough and is probably factual but I wasn't hearing you saying that at the time.
And if you are who I think you are, I demand an apology for all that shit you spewed last offseason.
the head coach isn't nearly as important as people think when it comes to calling plays. Coaching in terms of teaching is extremely important but not in terms of play calling. Any QB worth a damn calls their own plays and audibles. The Head Coach gives a suggestion but if the QB is any good he'll change up the play and do what he wants. The elite QBs in the league call their own plays. You aren't that good if you rely on your coach calling the plays every play.
Nobody was talking about calling plays.
We were talking about coaches in the totality of what their responsibilities are.
Tomsula never called plays and neither did Harbaugh.
Singletary called plays for the offense and that's one of the things that made him a bad coach.
Watch your tone when speaking about the 2015 NFC North Champions.
Packers are done, Vikings are on the rise.
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. As a fan, I'm only privy to the information provided since I'm not in the locker room and meetings to confirm. I'm not apologizing for any alternating accounts because I'm not the one making contradictory information. If there's a year difference...well people, things, and information changes. If I was having a conversation last offseason an now we've all learned new information on the topic, it's not my responsibility to see the read minds and see the future.
I don't even recall anything that I've specifically contradicting anyway.
Plus, how can someone even be revisionist about the history of 3 or 4 weeks ago?
Nigga got like 3 carries in his entire life on the goal line bro. That wasn't even his fault
Nigga averaged 4.1 YPC and had over 1,000 yards from scrimmage behind an offensive line that gave up the most sacks in the entire league for the second year in a row.
Like I said, there's a reason why even though his stats aren't fantastic that PFF is still sucking his cock and it's because he went as far as his line could take him. He's not AP or Gurley or any other freak backs but he's a good running back, and will top 1,000 yards multiple times before his career is up if the Jags just give him a line
>it's not my responsibility to see the read minds and see the future.
About as eloquent as could be expected.
You could not act like a deluded jackass about how successful the Eagles are going to be when all the warning signs are around you.
But that's not what you did.
And you flipped your story pretty far once your man got fired.
That's what I'm asking for an apology for. You behaving like a jackass about how good the Eagles were going to be and how we were stupid not to see the genius of Chip Kelly.
But now your stance is that he's shit and was always shit.
alright, let's do a little comparison
QB: Eagles, it's Blaine Gabbert
RB: Eagles, but if you want to argue that Hyde is more talented than Murray/Mathews/Sproles it's whatever i guess
WR: Both bad, but still Eagles with the 49ers shit corps
OL: There's more talent on the Eagles line
LB: Don't want to argue about this for 10 posts, so i'll say 49ers
CB: they're really both not good
feel free to debate all of these without actuallt saying anything other than "really? you believe those nobodies are better?"
also uh, how many pro bowlers and all-pros did san fran have this year? is it....less, by any chance? not that the pro bowl actually matters, of course
>falcons used that pick to draft tony smith
>vikings on the rise
>he says this while teddy bridgewater is their starting QB
>Obviously he didn't have success in that situation so why would they let him try?
That's not true though. He had one goal line carry in the preseason that I can remember and he fucking scored.
The Jaguars desperately wanted to get Toby Gerhart involved for some reason and he was eating Yeldon's carries on the goal line
It was a text book example of a GM meddling with the game plan in order to squeeze production out of a failed free agent signing.
Stop throwing shit at the wall hoping it sticks, please.
Just one piece of the puzzle, I have a lot of confidence in Zimmer.
Meanwhile the Packers lost every single home division game this season.
>You can even see Joeckel in that gif completely missing his assignment and going off in the opposite direction to block air while Yeldon gets gang tackled
So every team they played this year got worse from last season? Okay.
Nothing he was 3rd string when he was traded. Glanvile hated him and Brett was pretty much Manziel while in Atlanta, so if he stayed he would have got a shot eventually because of shit QB play and injury, but it would have been too late and he would be OOF after his rookie contract ended.
That's fucking bullshit because Toby Gerhart didn't do shit on the goal line either. He doesn't have a single TD this season so he wasn't a better choice. If Yeldon was efficient in the red zone he would have been used in the red zone. He benefited from being the only decent RB on that team. That's why he got so many carries.
>anquan boldin and torrey smith are better than jordan matthews
shit dude, if you actually haven't watched the eagles play ever why would you get into an argument about them?
both those washed up guys combined had the same number of TDs as matthews, and no one on the naners came close to his yardage
i also forgot to mention TE, but hey i'm sure vance mcdonald would have definitely swung the balance towards you guys :)
>That's fucking bullshit because Toby Gerhart didn't do shit on the goal line either. He doesn't have a single TD this season so he wasn't a better choice.
No fucking shit, why do you think Jags fans fucking hate Gerhart you retard? NO ONE wanted to see him in the game AT ALL, even at the beginning of the season.
Gerhart got 4 straight carries on the one yard line against Buffalo and still couldn't punch it in and it almost lost us the game, while Yeldon sat on the bench
Why are you trying to argue about something you don't have a clue about? You're trying to use the coaching staff's logic as the reason for why Yeldon didn't get carries on the goal line when everyone agrees they were fucking wrong for not giving them to him.
It's not because he can't punch it in, it's because the Jaguars didn't give him carries on the goal line. That's fucking it.
>They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they?
1502 recieving yards
1027 receiving yards
1400 receiving yards
1031 receiving yards
what do you guys think? Which team had the better WR duo?
what's the argument for the allen brothers here? they're losing in yards, TDs, and receptions
they may end up being more talented, but this year the jets were better
gonna go with>>64763259 and say fitz then
>26 of those 31 TDs were to marshall/decker
>mfw Seacucks freeze to death and still beat the Vikings
>Youngest player to ever break 1400 yards and 14 TDs
>Most yards and TDs of any undrafted receiver in NFL history in their first 2 years
Who /excitedforthefuture/ here? Houston really turned it on at the end of the year but I think if we actually had a competent defense we would've given them a run for their money, or it may not have even mattered because we would've won all those games where the other team converted 3rd and 100 every single time
Now we're getting Fowler back and a top 5 defensive back draft pick and whatever defensive back wants to be the highest paid DB in NFL history. Things are looking up, I'm just sad I'll be in Kuwait for the duration of it
Yeldon also missed playtime and was gimpy a few times. If he stays healthy next year, and they fix the line he'll go for 1,000 easily. Everyone is forgetting that he's only a rookie.
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE
>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
Yeah, fuck no. I haven't jumped back and forth. I've been pretty consistent as best I can. Almost all of his moves were positive (relatively), but all year long I've said two have hurt the most. Maclin and Mathis.
If we don't lose either of them, we're winning the division. Maclin keeps the offense from having limited range. Mathis helps sure up the interior of the line, keeps Jason Kelce from getting manhandled since he's surrounded by stiffs, and even eases a bit of the burden on Jason Peters at times too, which helps keep Bradford upright more. You can't go in a season with career back ups as your guards. If that doesn't happen, Chip is probably still here because wins matter more than anything.
Last offseason's defensive woes were seen as incompetent secondary who don't even look for the ball. This season, the sample size continued to increase and the trend showed despite technique and talent improvement, the same troubles were still there. The defense even had a month or so of being elite, yet ended worse than before, two seasons in a row of collapsing late in the season. That's clearly the team breaking down because of scheme induced exhaustion.
I've been consistent with the information provided and I haven't turned inexplicably. I figured even last offseason Chip would be fired if shit didn't work out, I just thought it would be midway through next season.
Well, it's nice to know you're an inconsistent piece of shit who'll spout the party line.
Now the rest of us can safely ignore you since nothing you say will ever be your own opinion or thought.
that's too god damn cold. That game is going to be terrible. The level of play is going to be so much lower than it should. Players play better in better weather it's a fact. I want to watch the best in the world play at their absolute bests.
>robinson will never catch bombs from hack ever again
feels bad man
i watched pic related live, it was amazing
>tfw the generation that grew up with and named their kids after Shaq and Kobe are here.
>tfw the generation that grew up with and named their kids after LeBron is right around the corner
>LeBron Williams is very likely going to be the name of an NFL player someday
and have taxpayers pay for them? no. no thanks.
not even a right-winger or conservative, but these billionaires all but forcing their fanbases to pony up for such an expense would be fucking bullshit. See Loria, Jeffrey (not /nfl/, but you'll see what I mean).
I've been saying that shit for years but everyone shits on me for it. I came up with a compromise. Retractable roofs. If the weather is good open that shit up. If it's shitty weather close it. Best of both worlds.
Party line last off-season: Culture > Scheme, no locker room issues, "we love playing for Chip".
My line: They'll be anywhere from 5-11 to 11-5 depending on QB, it'll probably take 2 seasons to reach full effect since it's a lot of change. If it doesn't work out this season, they'll fire him next season if it doesn't improve.
Think what you will, you're the only one bitching. I'm not gonna try to please everyone, it's disingenuous and cheap. You still haven't even said directly what I've "contradicted" or confirmed if it even was me.
You lucky son of a bitch! I nearly got tickets for that game and my buddy Jon went and told me all about it. The guy behind him spilled two beers on him by accident when celebrating and Jon didn't even care.
>no based snow games
>no legendary freezing games
>no mudders going ham in rain games
Ehhh, I'll take what we have. I've got a lot of fun memories going to December games and splitting hot chocolates with my dad.
Based? I hate snow bowls. They fuck with every aspect of the game. Everyone is slipping and sliding, QBs cant throw as well, WRs can't catch as well, defenses can't cover as well. Same with freezing games. Fuck playing with a rock hard frozen ball. I want to watch football, not 60 minutes of grown ass men mud wrestling.
Because he's a dumb fucking faggot and every Jaguars fan fucking hates him and wanted him fired
As soon as Parnell was announced as out for the game Bortles should've been benched. Instead we put our backup RT against JJ Watt who proceeeded to do what he always does, which is inflate his fucking numbers against us.
Outside of earlier this year I can't remember the last time JJ Watt didn't finish the game with less than 2 sacks
yeah i was lucky enough to go with one of my friends who attends PSU
very easily the best college game i've ever attended
>that 4th and 1
>belton running it in
the place exploded, it was unreal
it was so damn long though
>not liking snow bowls
s m h
>Ball PSI is expected to drop from 12.5 to 8 or 9 PSI in Minneapolis when factoring in the freezing temperatures
Are the Vikings ready to be deflategated?
mfw this is possible for the 2016 packers offense
>First Round Draft Pick
>Weak spot, get guys that can stay healthy
Bosa(DE) or Treadwell (WR) or Ramsey (CB)
Darian Thompson (FS)
Adolphus Washington (DT/DE)
Alex Collins (RB)
Kevin Hogan (QB)
Cowboys Record in 2016-2017 = 19-0
For reals though, Mack is gonna be top tier for a while.
A Pats blog tweeted that they'd have to be inflated to something like 16psi several hoursbefore the game for it to be game ready at kickoff. I'm sure refs will do something for them at halftime.
The best team should win, not the team that gets a lucky gust of wind. Also I guarantee you more fans will go to games if they weren't freezing their asses off in the stands. Make going to games comfortable and more people will want to go.
You have no idea how much tears of joy I will cry if Seattle loses tommorow. I almost enjoy watching Seattle lose more than I like watching Carolina win.Seriously. When they do inevitably lose this postseason, I will be screen capping every tweet that fugly tranny posts for future enjoyment. Seriously, fuck seattle
yeah fuck the seahawks. But i'm admittedly salty because I wanted the Broncos to win that superbowl because I live in NJ and fucking hate people who say Eli is better than Peyton because MUH RINGS!
im pretty bad at this but my point stands
this rr is pretty based and is gonna come in lighter and faster next year
if not hes still a decent blocker and a good first down or red zone target
> mfw shitsburgh is BTFO. Niggers will learn their place tomorrow
my new years resolution is to not masturbate any more. Like quit cold turkey. It's only the 8th but so far i'm doing it. From the time I discovered masturbation in 6th grade to me now a 22 year old male I have never gone a full week without doing it at least once. This is the first time. Your picture hurts. Please stop.
no I have an addiction I need to stop. It hasn't felt good for years and it scares me. I became numb to masturbating. Well not numb, more like it just doesn't feel nearly as good as it used to.
imo 7 years is short, too short for a position like LT where greatness comes from sustained eliteness and consistency at the position
i wouldn't be outraged if he was elected because the jags have no one else but i don't think he needs to be there
tiki kevin hogan is trash
get dak prescott or carson wentz or something
>there are multiple tight ends in the NFL right now named zach miller
what are the odds of that
idk but i have like 4 different angles of this pic and i'll be damned if i don't post them all
I played all these on Madden with realistic sliders so this will happen. Cap it.
welp, scratch that
guess there could only be one
I didn't always use porn. I used to get off to pictures but then needed porn. Moving video with sound. Then I tried pictures again and it still didn't help. The pleasure is gone. For now.
which means boring as fuck. Fucking poor ass teams refusing to just build domes. It's too damn cold for a good game of football.
all the more reason that these dumbass MUH TRADITION assholes are a bunch of idiots.
i don't want lovie though
have we interviewed him or is it just rumors
The vikings are building a dome it will be ready in time for next season.
This isn't going to happen. It isn't an issue of him "getting his shit together" anymore. Every single thing that has happened since he was originally suspended has screamed "Done with the NFL". He didn't get reinstated when he was last eligible because he didn't even apply, nothing to do with dirty piss or anything else.
I know you're memeing but they are so dumb about getting gameplay right
Fucking literal who qbs on all pro can go 18/20 200 3td 1int
And the int is one of those incompletions in which your cornwver magically goes lightspeed and picks it off
good. Now all the other teams need to get with the times and build one. I promise you more fans will go to games if they're not freezing their dicks off which means more revenue for the team. They'll pay off the stadium.
>24 hours from now I'll know if the Bengals bungled again
who else /nervous/ here?
They never just miss passes or drop balls. The guy is wide open, and the only incompletions are the occasional pick or if you manage to hit stick the guy as soon as he catches it.
we are quite out here
shit it's real
i didn't think he was gonna have a big impact but the run game is gonna be important when it's that cold
exactly. think the Pats would be as unbeatable at Foxboro if Gillette was a dome? playing outdoors makes you mentally and physically tougher. It forces you to push yourself beyond what you could normally do on nice soft grass, or on completely clear days all year long.
Who's ready for this shit, I'm gonna need some hot cocoa just to watch it on tv.
Because that's how he lures you in. You see those chubby cheeks and think, "this Guy isn't so tough, I can block him" and then he bowls you over and sacks your QB.
What a fucking nigger he missed the flight playing basketball.
I hope they sue him and take all their money back. If he wants to be in oakland so bad he should have played in oakland. Fucking niggers.
idk, he's kinda young so maybe he'll grow into his face
couldn't find any pictures of him smiling in uniform, maybe he'll grow into that too
>tfw it might snow here soon
i'm so ready for max comfiness
Because hes been pulling this shit all year. He pulled this shit when Cam was doing his holdout too. The teams not about one player its about the entire team the last few weeks have proven we don't fucking need him.
Even if he is sick or injured he should have been with the team regardless. He doesn't go to any of the games when he isn't playing, he doesn't give a shit about the seahawks, its fucking embarassing.
>not showing respect for the player that put the seahawks back on the map
Is this you?
>Vikings playing in the cold AND no Lynch
I'm starting to think they can win this.
be a sarcastic fuck all you want but you're going to miss beast mode when your god babby tries to go on the road and win a wild card game in sub zero temps. AP is going to run straight through the legion of boom.
I obviously stop programming and pause my show to shitpost.
Do you think that maybe marshawn is actually like, autistic? That would explain everything, his lack of talking in interviews, his retard strength, his love of skittles, the gold sneakers, why gangs protected him when he was young. Maybe he was just retarded so they didn't want anyone to mess with him?
maybe marshawn is actually an Rl version of Forrest Gump?
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
2013 may have actually been Jordy Nelsons peak year with Aaron Rodgers
if the 8 games Jordy played with Aaron Rodgers were extrapolated in to a 16 game season than Jordy's stat line would be the fallowing
1620 yards (career and league high)
14 touchdowns (2nd in league and career)
98 rec (3rd in league and tied for career high)
16.5 AVG (career 2nd and 2nd in league for players with 1000+ yards)
truly has been one of the leagues underrated players
Are Pats the dark horse of this postseason?
I say yes.
Chefs may finally win a playoff game this decade, Toxins are probably the worse team in the playoffs.