This nigga is only 26 wtf

>le disappear for 5 straight matches then have 1 good match and think he's the GOAT rinse and repeat man

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le fuck berlusconi's daughter man

And he's going to Liverpool la

being held captive as a sex slave can age you a little

As a player I'd rate him 6/10, he's good technically and physically but he's not quite there. He'd fit into a team like Liverpool, Spurs, Southampton or Swansea quite comfortably.

Last year was literally the best year of his career.

Still weak defensively but he's the best he's ever been.

>>64760736
literally better than any active english winger, too

>>64760736
>implying pato > depay isn't a statement congruent to reality

>>64760923
>Last year was literally the best year of his career.
You're out of your mind.

season ending injury man

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ayy

>>64760939
He's not been injured in over 2 years, you proud ignoramus.

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lmao

if i see he on the street i will spit on his face tb h

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>20 years old

>>64760995
Says a lot about the heu league I guess :^)

How good could he have been if he didn't have injury problems? Could he have dethroned >Fred from the Brazilian team and actually made a difference?

>>64760933
It was. At milan he was way more inconsistent, physically weaker and injury prone.

Now he's fairly consistent, one of the top scorers of the league (3rd place, I think) playing as a WINGER no less, and hasn't been injured in 2 years.

I don't even like the guy, he never played or will play for my team, I think he's a bit of a soft cunt, but it's undeniable that he just had his best year EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDF8taAr3vc

Even the guy himself said so. In current form he'd improve almost every team in the EPLel i.e.

>>64760933
Depay is a smarter player and will run his socks off for you. Pato won't and doesn't have age on his side either. Depay is better without a shadow of a doubt.

>>64760635
He did nothing wrong.

>>64761012
says a lot about the quality of cOrinthians medics.

we hired Renato Augusto, perma crooked because germans can't treat their players and are filled with injuries, fixed him, and he was literally the best player on the league in 2015.

Not our fault that europeans don't care about injuries and just fuck the players over and over, specially teams like Milan and Bayern

>>64760998
his ratings since he came back to in brazil are fair.

>>64761012
>a player has not injured himself in two years
>SAYS A LOT BOUT YOUR LEAGUE *dutch noises*
it says a lot about milan's retard methods, if anything.
são paulo and corinthians have remarkable medical/fitness departments
corinthians in special (because of their biomechanical lab, besides that they're even)

>>64761012
Far better than yours, that's for sure. Almost every metric known to man ranks the hue league as the 6th best in the world.

Yours is 17th in UEFA alone, and your last 3 world-class footballers (Robben, Sneijder, Van Rapist) are all past 30 years old.

Dutch football is dead, senpai. Even Belgium surpassed you.

this guy is a shittier guiseppe rossi.
id even pick jovetic over him.

>>64761032

fucking idiot, he scored less than Vitinho

>>64761054
>hurr my boy can run
so can pato.

>Pato won't and doesn't have age on his side either.
It's not like the thread is about how young he still, right?

>>64761032
You are stupid.

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i will miss Love.

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>>64761070
>>64761066

>>64761088
I wasn't talking about he can run or not that's obvious, it's about running for the cause, for the team disregarding nagging injuries or opposition. It's about commitment rather than physical.

>>64761109
Nice "argument"

Pato is the 5th top scorer in the league and 3rd in all competitions.

>>64761145
Love is the second best on the league.
And Pratto was the third

Doesn't change the fact that they are shit

>>64760635
he could do a lot better desu

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>>64761145

>>64761141
Depay is a maymay, lad. Jozy Altidore can score goals in modern-day eredivisie.

Pato, for a brief period of time in 2009-2011, was perhaps world-class. Maybe now once again, but it's too soon to tell.

>>64761120
>I TROLL U
if you say so.

3 posts in and you're collecting your reward. surely you're a troll.

>>64761070
You'd be surprised, senpai.
We create GOATS. Suarez, Ibrahimovic, le cut inside man, Ronaldo (the br one). They've all had the dutch cock inside of them for a while :^)

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1922780-statistically-ranking-the-worlds-top-10-football-leagues/page/12

>>64761145
I won't argue long with stupid people.

>>64761173

there's no substitute for fucking your boss's daughter

>>64761182
>bleacherreport
not even opening

>10 years ago our league got raped by superior foreign GOATs
nice "achievement"

Reminder that the Eredivisie's 2 best players of the past years, ThePie and Wijnaldum, are flopping and getting relegated, respectively.

>>64761182
more like they used your shit league to trampoline to a bigger european competition.

>>64761204
your mafian boss's daughter*

>>64761182
>taking ownership of foreign players as if they were fruit of your own league
you surely will be raising that black bull kid very well, cuck boy. so lovingly towards the children of others.

>>64761214
>MUHH NERRMANN
literally no other brazilian player that made it

>>64761268
he is still better than any dutch player right now.

and i don't even like Neymar

>>64761215
No, players like Suarez knew they wouldn't have a future on that shit-tier continent so they moved to the civilized world.

>>64761249
I don't understand. They learned everything from Dutch coaches and trainers, why wouldn't we take ownership?

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>>64761174
>ALL COMPETITIONS

Your chimpanzee mother seems to have raised the placenta instead of the baby.

>>64761303
>play 16 games in a state league
>have an inflated goalcount

as it has been said several times, you're goddamn stupid.

>>64761286
yeah but you as an individual are a loser. no roleplaying as a country will change that.

>>64761268
Since the Neverlands' last batch of world class players (RVP, Robben, Sneijder), we have had the following players:

- Thiago Silva, Marquinhos, Maxwell, Dedé, Dani Alves, Marcelo, Fernandinho, Fabinho, Neymar, Marquinhos, Lucas Moura, Douglas Costa, Rafinha, Alexandre Pato, Phillipe Coutinho, Oscar, Ramíres, William, Lucas Leiva, Luiz Gustavo, Filipe Anderson, PH Ganso, Alex Texeira, Alex Sandro, Luiz Adriano, Renato Augusto, Lucas Lima, Rodrigo Caio, Lucas Silva, Casemiro, Gabriel Barbosa, Gabriel Jesus, Malcom, etc etc etc

Seriously, I used to love dutch football, you just don't produce top talents anymore, and even the young players that look really good there apparently can no longer become world-class anymore.

Belgium did it right desu.

>>64761396
age-wise could also include kaká desu

>>64761302
because they didn't learn anything for you, my friend.

if anything, they stepped into a lower european league and had time to mentally adapt.
the same way they didn't learn anything at shakhtar or porto.

they'll hardly be pointed as culprit of losses frantically and senseless as in spain or england.
the league is low risk.

but you can drink from your pond of lies. it might be worse otherwise.

>>64761177
>Depay is a maymay

Nice argument

>Jozy Altidore can score goals in modern-day eredivisie

Maybe for a lower table club, he's actually pretty good on the ball and has some presence but not cut out for the big leagues.

>>64761920
>Maybe for a lower table club
Nigga, it's not a conjecturem, it's something that already happened.

>ALTIDORE
actually scored over 40 goals in 2 seasons in that meme league

Liverpool's #9

>>64761966
>it's something that already happened
Well I'm not talking about the past. He wouldn't fit into the current AZ side that's for sure.

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>>64762022
Look at how many goals he scored everywhere else, then look at the Eredivisie.

That should tell you all you should know.

Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.

>>64761303
>Your chimpanzee mother seems to have raised the placenta instead of the baby.
This was a very good insult I actually laughed out loud

>>64762076
YOU

>>64762070
Have you actually seen him play? The Dutch league right now is on par with the Russian, Brazil, MLS and Turkish leagues. That being said right now he's only good enough for one of those lower tier teams in those leagues due to his age and flaws.

>>64762126
>The Dutch league right now is on par with the Russian, Brazil, MLS and Turkish leagues

You're clearly delusional and have never watched a game of any of those leagues.

But just a reminder:
http://iffhs.de/the-strongest-league-in-the-world-2015/
1 (1) España 1262,00
2 (2) Italia 1177,00
3 (5) Deutschland 1044,00
4 (4) Argentina 990,00
5 (7) France 914,00
6 (6) Brasil 899,00
7 (3) England 887,00
8 (8) Portugal 726,50
9 (11) Belgique 725,50
10 (12) Russia 715,00
11 (9) Colombia 711,00
12 (10) Paraguay 709,00
13 (19) Ukrayina 687,00
14 (26) Hrvatska 631,00
15 (23) Ceská Republika 627,00
16 (18) Schweiz 617,00
17 (27) Türkiye 613,00
18 (17) Nederland 606,50
19 (15) Ecuador 601,00
20 (13) México 595,50

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>>64762181
The dutch league went from top 3 in the late 80s to barely in the top 20 now.

>>64762181
you already posted it senpai, still shit

>>64762126
The dutch league is barely on par with portugal's you dummy.
The turkish league is better than the Portuguese at the moment.
MLS don't belong to the same bracket of Brazil or Russia, they are that bad.

To be on the same level of brazil is not a compliment or a statement of achievement atm either. Maybe 5 years ago, but not now.

Could you be more clueless?

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>>64762126
>MLS

le tricky hook

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>>64762181

>>64762181
>iffhs
could stop there
>italy 2nd best league
could hyperspace the fuck out to the opposite direction right there

>the rest of this ranking
guaranteed replies,
+ I'm afraid I'll have a stroke if I read the rest.

iffhs are such trolls

>>64762265
Looks like they'll be 13th or 14th next year once the 11/12 season stops counting.

Also
>1/6
And even that single 1 only happened because Manure is wet turd right now.

>>64762290
Italian Serie A is super fun this season, competitive and good football everywhere, and last season Juve made the CL final.

That's why it's so highly rated.

>>64762356
you had to advocate for the indefensible, didn't you.

>>64760477
hes 42 in duck years tb.h m8

>>64762391
>not rating Serie A
>being UNIRONICALLY this retarded

>>64762398
if one calculates duck years by summing the numbers of the age and multiply by six, it could be

I'm afraid ducks don't live that long. an 8yo duck would likely be centenary in duck years

>>64762405
tongue my asshole gently

you clearly can't reason so I might as well trick you into doing that.

>>64762461
>no argument
>no knowledge whatsoever
>shit english in every post
>ad hominem

Bad poster.

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>>64762181
>4 Argentina

well, all the teams are shit and poor af so yes, that's why is competitive

>>64762495
Algerian league is best league

>>64762495
Why is she cucking Mugi?

>>64762485
>waiting for an argument
>bad knowledge
>can barely write basic english and still dare to point the finger at others
>not obedient
I gotta say, I found your cry of ad hominem funny
you're so hopeful I'll reason with you and reward the gibberish you write

let's go, fuckboy. you know that tongue is missing good use.

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>>64762532
once you go black, you never come back ;^)
>>64760477
The eternal promise with Ganso and Robinho

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>>64762581

>>64762202
What does average salaries have to do with any of that, you monkey?

>>64761182
>Ronaldo

you niggers fucked his knees up in the first place

>>64762265
Do you even know how this is calculated?