>mfw americans trying to imitate european football culture

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>American "ultras"

>lads
It seems to me like you're trying to imitate British male bonding culture

>>64759871
2bh most Americans hate the fact that MLS is trying to imitate yuro football culture its only the special snowflakes that want MLS to imitate it. Most us to have our own culture.

Also aren't lad/lads a British thing """lad"""?

They don't give a crud what you think

>>64759871
ya really, european culture is fucking terrible why try to copy that shit?

>FC Santa Claus

>>64760039
>ya

>>64759871
>complains about plastics
>posts a picture of manure at peak bandwagon

Who /lafchooligan/ here?

Isn't Finland a hockey nation?

>>64759948
It's called homosexuality.

>>64761133
they are a meme nation.
Only number 1 in memes.

Canada is a hockey nation.

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>>64759871
>defending communist poverty ball.
Not so fast, hockey country.

>>64761189
>communist poverty ball
t. North American sports socialism

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>>64761189

>finnish hockey fans

>>64759871
we might be plastic, but we're better than the fucking finns

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>European ''''''''''culture''''''''''

Europe hasn't been culturally relevant since the end of WW2. Only culture Europe has nowadays is getting cucked by African and Arab migrants.

>>64761291
Did he steal Terrell Suggs' teeth?

>>64761308

oh god
just wow

Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.

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>>64761311

FOOTBALL culture

>>64761335

>muh pasta

>>64761311
... he says in her German Majesty's European off-shore language.

>>64761337
Okay, where's the Finnish FOOTBALL culture?

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>>64761335

>americans trying to be funny

>>64761337
Hooliganism isn't culture, it's criminal activity, and should be shameful to yuros, not boasted about. That's the only cultural aspect to soccer that is unique to the sport.

>>64761335
kek

>>64760004
>Not liking special things

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>>64761355

it isnt much to celebrate

>>64761335
this explains a lot

>>64761335
>Kanadischer Humor
>Amerikanische Originalität

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WE'RE FROM PHILLY, FUCKIN PHILLY, NO ONE LIKES US WE DON'T CARE

Euros will never understand the feel of being a philly union supporter

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>>64761360
>Anyone trying to be funny

>>64759871

>Finland
>football culture

>>64761241
>revenue sharing among franchises of a single, profit maximizing entity is socialism

you might need to start reading books nigga

Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.

>Having to sing and act like buffoons to entertain yourselves at a game because your sport is so boring.

>>64761411
You might need to stop being a socialist, tovarish.

>>64761411
>expecting a conservative to read

top kek

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>>64761383
Looks like amateur-tier here in the U.S.
>pic related: 4th division U.S. soccer

>>64761438
Thanks for the cringe, m9

>>64761424
>tfw american that wishes for socialism

Why is it so easy to trigger Americans lads?

>>64761438
you have to assume that not a single person in that pic uses gender pronouns.

>>64761398

>lets copy self-ironic chants

>>64760004
this pretty much. and I especially don't understand all the gay pride shit, as if soccer's reputation wasn't weak enough already

>>64761457
>tfw american soccer fan and this thread triggers me on so many levels

>>64761467
It fits us better than Millwall desu, and honestly it fits the Seattle Sounders better than anyone

>>64761476
Do NOT cross the line

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>>64761451
Remove yourself, rat of the red plague.

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>>64761493
Fascism is a fucking infestation and disgrace upon civilized humanity, its supporters deserve to be systematically corrected like they preach so much about

>>64761483

cringe

>>64761451
Socialism is antithetical to the core American values. If Bernie gets arrested, I'm literally moving to a heavily fortified compound somewhere in South or Central America where I don't have to give huge amounts of my income in taxes to support the degenerate lifestyles of lazy children who don't think they should have to work to survive.

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>americruds

Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.

>>64761504
>le stop copying euros
>le stop being american

>>64761519
>core american values
>good
>le brainwashed

>>64761516
Reds need to be systematically starved to death in their communist shitholes.

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>US citizens are worth more from insurance companies when a plane crashes i.e. they are worth more than any other country's people
>this triggers the Yuro
> the Yuros feel inferior
>the Yuro lashes out at Americas 7th favorite sport

Did you know America is the only country with 4 sports over a billion dollars? If I was a Yuro or South American I would leave this American site and start my own so I could talk about my irrelevant "sport" without impeding on my master's superior sports

>>64761457
Just because you say they're triggered doesn't make it so.

Why are they so obsessed with us, fellow Ameribros?

>>64761540
If the best alternative to copying Euro football culture is ringing a large bell every time the home side scores, just completely stop altogether

>>64761504
Those are Canadians(Montreal) dumbass.

>>64761546
>US citizens are worth more from insurance companies
Because they know they'd have to foot a large hospital bill plus tip

>>64761577
Don't bother, they can't tell the fucking difference.

The sad thing is, yuros are even more plastic when it comes to soccer in their countries than Americans.

Are yuros just insecure af that MLS is quickly growing and becoming relevant internationally? Why not be happy theres more people playing soccer?

>>64761567
they won't, neither will portland who cut a log, or the Union who have a goal horn, get over it we have our own culture, and it really is going to be better than yours

>>64761577
>people from Montreal
>Canadian

Pick one you anglo shitlord, they are Quebecois

>>64761550
>le totally not triggered but actually totally triggered ice hockey poster

Literalls more triggered than the gun in the hand of a Chicago cop surrounded by niggers.

>>64761546
the popularity list is as follows
1. NFL
2. Baseball
3. College Football
4. NASCAR (lol)
5. NBA
6. NHL
7. orange slices at halftime

>>64761609
>Being this mad.
It's time to get help anon.

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>>64761586
>mfw a third worlder tries to converse with me on my site

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>>64759871

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>>64761609
Québécois are Canadian. That's like saying Dixies aren't American.

>>64761665
>using someone elses language on a japanese site
Top cuck

>>64761586
I get you are making a joke but you don't even know how insurance payouts after a crash work Pajeet

>>64761625
I'd respond viciously if I didn't piss myself laughing at the image you put in my mind.

>>64761686
Nope. Southerners have always considered themselves Americans, even when they seceded. People from Quebec do not consider themselves Canadian, but a separate people.

>>64761721
I'm glad you liked it, copain.

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>>64761546
TOPKEK, it's true.

I guess we are superior

I don't watch mls but what is wrong with City - X FC

I never got the hate for it

I rather have something like

LA FC than Los Angeles premier airlines or Los Angeles Salty Lake

The names in euro soccer are just weird in most cases like in brit soccer there is a club called Wednesday or some shit like that

yet out of most of the leagues spanish soccer has the better names except "REAL" Madrid

Why not just call them FC or something in the likes , half of them are going to be rebranded as qatar clothing line anyway

>>64761727
M'lady

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>>64761727
>Knowing what you're talking about.

I'm not even going to entertain this.

>>64761727
>Southerners have always considered themselves Americans
HURR THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YOU STUPID NIGGER

FUCK OBAMER
FUCK THE GUBBERMINT
FUCK THE USA
THE CONFEDERRATE LIVES

you know those annoying tryhard fags in the soccer threads that you make fun of?

Those are our soccer fans, they are faggots. Chads and failed normies like me don't watch soccer

>>64761687
basically our language now. We are doing the best job at spreading it around the globe

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>>64761727
I really hate this place sometimes.

>>64761750

americans want fancy names for their clubs.
you know it sells better when it sounds flashy.

>>64761792
Southerners would never say "fuck the USA" dumbass
not the guy you responded to anyway,

>>64761750
Real is a title given by the Spanish crown. The club was named just Madrid before.

>>64760024
whoa there mate calm down with the swear words ye

>>64761546
>be american
>wake up
>spend all day researching facts about how awesome america is to brag about on the internet
>cry self to sleep
>repeat

Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.

>>64761524

Ok the Diskerud one is pretty funny but damn, the rest is cringeworthy. Do they pass these out at the games or something?

>>64762085
Don't be mad

>>64761627

>tfw college basketball really is dead except three weeks in March

>>64761727
>Nope. Southerners have always considered themselves Americans

Why wouldn't you? You'd still be in North America despite seceding from the United States

>>64761567
To be fair, it is better and more original than some shitty overused music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulo0kJgLQSI

>>64762353
>the city of Buyern customers

You picked the club whose fanbase's most elaborate chant is
SUPER BAYERN SUPER BAYERN
HEY HEY

On par with CHELSEA CHELSEA CHLSEA

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>>64762489
That's not even the worst of it.

I will never get over
>score goal
>seven nation army starts playing

>>64762582
It's the only somewhat football related song their stadium tourists know the text for.

They learned it when they were event fans during the 2008 Euro partying to a game they don't really care about with their fellow fairweather faggots.

>>64759871
>soccer

>>64759871
>The Finns aren't even good at football. Hell, us Americans got farther than you in the last World Cup.

>>64761355
All in a one Mr. Jaaskelainen

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>>64761750
Real means royal in Spanish so it makes sence to a Spanish club.

Now tell me what Dynamo means in English and why would you call a club Dynamo Houston.

>muh culture

Daily reminder that soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

>>64761546
Has 9/11 affected you people so much that you now have to compare yourselves to Europeans based on plane crashes?

m8...

>>64762056
Gosh darn you gar person.

>>64761335
weak desu senpai

>>64761398
the bridge behind the stadium was nice touch

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>>64761524

>Songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game