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Cricket today:
>Womens BBL, 3 games on from 10am local time.
Can't be fucked posting deets. Won't be watching any of it.

>Melbourne Renegades vs Melbourne Stars
Etihad Stadium, Melbourne
7:10 PM Local Time
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1st for McDonald's is better than KFC
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>>64753605
>>64753605
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>>64755726
A gf
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Get a life threadcounter

I can imagine you unironically setting your alarm to get up early and make a new thread
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Non-threadcunt thread
>>64755450
>>64755450
>>64755450
He even went so far as to copypaste my OP. Fucking tosser.
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Reminder to report all poo peeland poofter "threads" and "posts".
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What's the plan for today, lads?
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>>64756044
Trying to reset my body clock for work next week.

Gonna have to stay up all day now. Haven't been to sleep yet
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Why does PP even try?
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>>64756119
Inferiority complex
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guud morneng, brothers
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>>64756234
Tobi?
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>>64756234
guten tag
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>PP unironically talking to himself in his dead thread
you cannot make this shit up
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:-)
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Why are you losers awake at fucking 4.30am?
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cricket is gay desu
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Who /Big strong Syrian/ here?
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>>64756468
-1 anoncred for being mean
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Can someone post that all the watwrmelon boy pics and webms they have
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>>64757317
t. Andy Maher
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>>64757410
>>64757317
What is this?
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>>64757437
Hero that womens bbl need. Seriously womens bbl sucks arse
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>>64757317
t. Craig Foster
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>>64757461
Link? Why is he a sensation?
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OP must be devastated how that slut is looking these days...

seen a photo on twitter the other day and she is going all bruce jenner :/

such a shame after all your hard work
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Good Morning /cric/, Garold here. So happy to be apart of this community.
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>>64757780
morneng
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>Garold
le try not to act like faggots and force pseudo-trips Aussie guy was right all along. If you're here, I apologize.
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hello I found this clip on youtube and I think it's funny but I don't understand the context of the clip, can any aussie help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCGMo-fI_E
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>>64758385
hey
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Is Daniel really gone lads?
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>>64758486
Danielle m8
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>>64758486
; [
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>>64758537
>DELEYED
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>>64758537

>Ausjws literally can't spell

You can't make this shit up.
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It's funny how most of you cunts actually have nothing to say, accept, of course, for monotonous shitposting and weakly replying to other people's comments. Anyone here actually watching the cricket later today?
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Case in point.
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Is anyone going to actually watch the T20 WC
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>>64759130
Fuck yeah it'll be fun. Imagine all the exotic flags you'll see in /cric/ too! All those new friends to fill the void in your life, left by you know who.
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>>64759195
Daniel is still posting here. You can't just leave 4chan.
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>>64759215
Seriously though, as memey as T20 cricket is, it's fun to watch. And world cup events are fkn good times.
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>>64759274

>deleyed

Is this a new maymay?
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>>64759288
Yes
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>>64759288
No. Well if you're a total fucktard it could be.
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>>64759288
sure
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>>64759324
Deleye this post
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>>64755623
You know who i am. Your doing Gods work
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>>64759611
:^)
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>gatefaggot, turknjaydee and poodam will die in a bushfire in your lifetime

kek

KEK
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Just smashed a bouncer over the boundary lads.
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>>64755623
>Women's BBL
>Women's anything
>Women ever
>Women
Way to start your thread off on a shit note, faggot
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>>64759713
>LE ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL LMAO XD
>/POL/ ARMY XD XD
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>>64757410
>>64757650
Has he been carying around that smelly watermelon this whole time?

Holy shit, what a mad man
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>>64758385
That guy in hollywood is a homosexual man.

Bugger is term used to describe anal sex.

Buggery is apparently the name of a place there (I'm not sure), the gay man made a joke that he has been there a number of times, indicating that he has had anal sex a number of times, probably with men.
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>same holly pic
>same /cric/posting fare

never change /cric/... you lot truly put the "jerk"s in "circlejerk"

btw i gotta be honest and say that whenever i see "BBL" i can't help but think it stands for "Big Black Lesbian"
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>>64760118
Agreed. Fuck threadcunt.
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>>64760214
DELAYED
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>64760408
Gotta watch your calorie intake m8
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RC karaoke compilation album when?
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>>64760408
Why don't you just have an actual banana you lardarse
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Just woke up lads
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Lads, I was driving down Ponsonby Rd an hour ago and I saw Daniel irl. He was with a girl. He looked .... happy.
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This 'Daniel' obsession is the most autistic thing on /sp/ for a while tbhonest. You should all probably kys.
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>seeing someone ramndomly is obssession
Whatever dickhead.
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>>64758310
What do you mean?
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>>64760621
Wanted something to go with my coffee desu
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>>64761220
>ponsonby
Rich cunt
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:)
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>>64761429
>heading back to Avondale from city
cock sucker
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>>64761448
>actually living in AUCKLAND
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>>64761356
You triggered me to make a coffee, thanks
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When's the cric on lads?
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What's your fav /cric/ meme?
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>>64761578

Australia.
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>>64761578
>>64761578
>>:-)
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>>64761578
/cric/ banter trip XI
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>>64761578
White Australians posting behind proxies.
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thought i needed a poo but it turned out i didn't
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Whos watching the WBBL on tv this arvo?
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Love me some /cric/
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>>64761984
Might chuck on the men's game this evening but i can't really handle watching women's cricket. Depite it being 2016 and all.
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If they had catchier names like
>the Victoria Vixens or
>the Sydney Psychos
I'd be more into it.
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kek who /afl/?
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>>64762086
will Hawthorn's reign of terror finally end or are they gonna 4peat?
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i just realised that memeswells name is Glenn, like i always knew but how many fucking Glenn's do you know? so meme
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>>64762086
Reminder that James Hird literally did nothing wrong
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fuck yes its happening
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>LE GAZZ XD XD LMAO
>LE /AFL/ ASSEMBLE SO COOL XD XD
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>>64762218
this
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>>64762218
nrlel on empty stadiums watch
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Daily reminder that if you don't support the Eagles then you are a fucking faggot
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>you now realise based WABA is here
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>>64762260
yfwdiwdph
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>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-09/man-dies-after-stabbing-in-the-back-in-wollongong/7078214

That is the latest news folks
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>>64762309
Threadcunt did it
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Any WBBL on lads?
Any stream la?
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thank you based GAJposter
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do any of you Aussies remember the Miscer who threw his Tinder date (a Poo Peelander) from his balcony in Gold Coast and she died lmao
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>>64762389
yeah, why?
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>>64762406
oh the stabbing in gong reminded me

funny shit, iirc he ordered a pizza or something after throwing her
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>>64762309

Wollongong is a shithole, not suprised in the least

>>64762389

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/gable-tostee-balcony-murder-accused-to-face-committal-hearing-20150929-gjxkoq.html

Its still working through the courts, he previously posted on the bodybuilding.com forums.

In it he made a previous post about another woman who he basically tried to force her to grab his dick but rejected him.

Later he protested his innocence on the forum.

He's doing jail time now for an unrelated case where he ran from the cops

You can find copies of his posts on the net, I'd post it but I don't want to get v&
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>>64762260
>>64762281

HAHAHAHAHA

Remeber how you cunts shitposted constantly about "cucktorains" only to get fucking demolished in the grand final where you magically stayed quiet?

Worst Australia to lose once again to Greatoria
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>>64762499
yeah i used to go on misc before 4chan and remember the guy was on there, p funny
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>>64762671

Yeah the posts are funny as fuck, typical autistic /fit/izen who has the good body but lacks the social skills to get women
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>chappelli says gayle should be banned worldwide

SEEETHING
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCpPWEvZJ0

>ywn live in the Gong and skate, smoke and eat all day
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>>64762719
you mean Chappell?
What a wankstain.
Chris Gayle dindu nuffin.
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>>64762620
we were all pissed up like sick cunts m8

cucktoria confirmed autistic soft cunts who post on a mongolian cartoon imageboard during GF day baka

>pic related tho how we actually feel
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Should I move to Melbz lads?
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>>64762086
Saints desu
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>>64762850
I'm assuming you are of middle eastern heritage

So yes
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>>64762833
>le it doesn't matter xd
>le we were only pretending xd

After near constant shitposting it was good to see you cunts be put in your place
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>worst cuckstralians
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>>64762850
I'm looking for a housemate lad, hit me up
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>>64762850

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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>>64762881
>cucktorians
>handling their banter

wow the butthurt is real desu senpai
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Spending another Saturday on 4chan
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>>64762927

>LE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER

Damage control as you are literally furious.

Every /AFL/ thread had constant shitposting about "cucktorians" beyond the point of banter
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>>64762950
>cucktorians
>handling their shitposting

wow the autism is real desu senpai
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I can hear the ice cream man lads what should I get?
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http://www.truebuy.com.au/for-sale/health-beauty/3-mmc-crystal-a-pvp-mephedrone-mdpvbutylone-methadrone-for-sale_i15936

legit?
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>>64763005
>interacting with other human beings to buy goods
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>>64763106
kys threadcunter
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currently wearing jandals
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>>64761578
*unzips dick*
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>worst cuckstralians claiming others can't handle banter
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>>64763527
translation
*currently taking a break from slurping down my boyfriends cock before I go paint my toenails*
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how many bongs until first ball?
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>>64763754
nice poojection
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>>64761984
>waifu big bash league
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>>64761984
>>64763924
stream please
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>>64763943
it's on ONE lad
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>>64763943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2sJMhB0hiI&index=9&list=PL8fVUTBmJhHKq0MhIplzljtGhHN2E_jk0

there's some great Aussie indoor...tennis or something like that
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>>64758817
Yeah, I'll try to stream the BBL Melbourne derby today.

>>64759130
Yes, t20 gets more shit than it deserves.
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Where are the tennis threads?

I'm assuming Ivan isn't here then...
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hello boyos
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>female cricketers
>female commentators

Does this mean there will be an a male ex-model as a sideline reporter?
>inb4 he gets sexually harassed by a player and feminists don't care
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>>64764291
Hello lad
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Who dat 17 year old?
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Thread counter (Aus) vs Stats autist (NZ). Who will win this epic battle. For me this is more interesting than todays game in which the stars will win in a "blowout".
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guys seriously is the WBBL game streaming or not?
How can I watch?
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>that boundary rope
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hi
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>>64764415
stupid, sexy smoth
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This bowl grill is a qt
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>>64764415
i just want to suck his dick so fucking badly
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>>64764440

Maybe if you practice you could do a good job instead.
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>>64764406
yeah, its literally on one right now m8
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>sheetle
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Who here team /Cheatle/ ?

>tfw cheatling on Holly with a younger model
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>>64755623
>stadium seats are 2 miles away from the action
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top tier waifu is on lads
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>>64764462
wanna let me try?
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>>64764554

As long as you wear a blonde wig, and Heat jersey.
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Can't wait for the ratings :^)
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>slow left arm bowler
>clearly bowling with her right arm
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>>64764611

She's obviously switch bowling, anon
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>tfw can't find a stream anywhere of WBBL
>tfw all everyone tells me when I ask them is "IT'S ON ONE LAD"
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>>64764662

That doesn't look very appetizing, anon.
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>>64764681
http://www.willow.tv/EventMgmt/Default.asp

subscribe to this channel, I did it early 2015 and it's been a great decision, tons of live cric and archived cric you can watch online
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>>64764703
fuck off shill
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>>64764703
Willow isn't playing WBBL lad so no
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What could you possibly learn from WBBL to bring back to South Africa?

>1. Fucking smash it
>2. Don't let the other team smash it
>3. Win
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>>64764767

Kind of want
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kek@ this meme runup
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HAHAHA, Wyatt BTFO
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They should do a 10-20 game, where the men beat the women with half the overs :^)
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au/sp/ on Ugly and UnBased Pooicide Watch
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what are the bowling speeds?
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Thats a big bitch
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>>64764828
9/10 current /cric/ posters won't recognise who this is
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r8 me lads
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>>64764834

>70km/h
>"I meant pace, not spin"
>that is pace
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>>64764834
110 kph from the quicks
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>>64764842
I get the feeling you and I and the only OG niggas left
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>>64764882

>tfw everyone else has moved on and made something of their life, and you're still shitposting on 4chan
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>Dat shimmy

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
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what's the updated faces of /cric/ looking like?
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>Essential X Files at 8.30 tonight

fuck the bbl Tbh
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>>64764898
Even Ivan, the most mentally ill of all, is gone...
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>>64764906
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>>64764898
Connie would be here still if, you know, he wasn't in jail and all.
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>>64764932

What's he in for? Having a girls name?
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>womens sport

What happens when their vagina starts to bleed for days and they have a game?
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>>64764964
bashing his missus
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POST A FUCKING STREAM FOR THE WOMEN'S MEME20 YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS I NEED TO SHITPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>64764926
nice
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>>64765001
just flick your telly over to ONE m8
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>>64764989

Wait, that's illegal now?
How are you meant to discipline them when dinner isn't tasty enough?
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>>64765011
Psychologically m8, it'll leave bigger scars than your fists ever could
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Alf's got some nice tits
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>>64765023
>he's watched Life Support

my nigga
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>>64765011

>being this much of an edgelord
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>>64765001
>he needs to be watching the game to shitpost about it

kek

KEK

Just look at this Fredhhgunt
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>>64765045
>no fun allowed

Sorry for violating your safe space, anon.
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>>64765042
Dr Rudi was the GOAT


>that qt renegade behind the coach
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>>64764828
AZNGOOSE
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You Just Know
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>>64765064
>>that qt renegade behind the coach

Other one looks more promising, but his fat head is in the way.
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>>64765078

FTFY
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had 4 xanax ladshah
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Gibson moving up the waifu rankings Tbh
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My literal face when posting in /cric/
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KEK at the ramp
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>>64765195
where'd you get it
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>>64765195
get a good deal lad?
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>>64765251
>>64765264
yea from my neighbour. the 4 for half a box of goon.
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>>64764301
It must be an eternal struggle for you to not kill yourself, you pathetic faggot
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>out of the back of the hand
>actually just a legcutter from the front of her hand
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>>64765301
God bless Australia
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>"Hey, Anon, the TV seems to be broken and we can't watch the Cricket. What shall we do to pass the time?"
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Anyone up for some karaoke later? We can do a duet of you like, just upload your vocaroo and I will edit it in to mine.
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all I can think about is killing myself lads
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>Perry scored a half-century and took two wickets when the game was still up for grabs as the Sixers pulled themselves off the bottom of the table with a 23-run win.

BASED
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>>64765195

>tfw I have heaps of valium, xanax, and cialis
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>>64765364
faces?
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>>64765364
you're too pussy mate
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halp
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>>64765385
This needs to be used as the OP pic for every /cric/ thread from now on
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>>64765385
what city lad?
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>>64765363
Never done Vocaroo before but those were some pretty good keks earlier. Requesting some Johnny Cash
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>>64765364
Why
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>>64765363
Sure. Where you at?
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>>64765391
eh?
>>64765394
probably

>>64765425
muh depresshun
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>>64765359

I'll just watch a stream on the net
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>>64765418

Brisbane, but I don't sell, just personal use.
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>>64765385
kek noice one. unfortunately im on zoloft
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>>64765359
chicano
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>>64765457
you're prescribed i assume? How hard was it to get
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>>64765472

I quit SSRI's, I couldn't deal with my dick not working.
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>>64765359
you wanna put some pants on mate?
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>>64765491
Whites only ITT mate
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>>64765437
Been there. Failed at suicide (wew) and now I'm med-free and numb as can be. It's pretty great. I think.
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>>64765419
what song mate
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>>64765045
t. Jarryd
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Alright lads, i'm going to a girls house soon to 'hang out' whats a good way to initiate the sex?
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>>64765521
Did you fail at an actual suicide attempt or was it one of those ones where you wanted it to fail?
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>>64765534
flop the cock mate
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>>64765534

>tell her you were watching WBBL
>say you didn't know that women could bat that well
>ask her if she would like to try having a bat with you
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>>64765397
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>>64765534

Just start kissing her and move your hands up her thigh, near her breasts, etc.

tease her mate, women love being teased.

Be alpha, nothing turns off a woman more than a man who isn't in control and doesn't lead.
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>>64765397
>>64765572

30 degrees isn't hot you pussies
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>>64765534
>turn on zooper dooper song
>do this
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>>64765549
>>64765561
>>64765582

Thanks for the advice lads
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>>64765582
>Be alpha, nothing turns off a woman more than a man who isn't in control and doesn't lead.

Unless she wants to seduce you
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>>64765539
It was a genuine, but very boneheaded, attempt. In all honesty it still feels like I died on that day. Everything about me was different when I woke up.
>>
Hello
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>>64765602
>that WebM
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>>64765625
Post more pics of your cat m8
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>>64765595
i know. the humidity makes it pretty shit though. im living in a metal cabin so its extra shitty.
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>>64765609

Women expect to be seduced retard
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>>64765625
porn on youtube?
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>>64765644

>he's so ugly that a women has never tried to seduce him
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>>64765625

that's one weird shaped penis m7.9
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>>64765636
this pls
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>>64765636
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>>64765625

>lace curtains
>old decor
>anon confirmed for living at home
>"hurr hurr mum's not home and I'm watching porn in the living room"

2edgy4me
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>>64765363
Can we do Under Pressure? Dibs on Bowie
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>>64765595
This

I only take my jumper off at 35.
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>>64765676

>holiday
>india

been raped yet?
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>>64765693
She's in the other room m8.
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>>64765595
>>64765700
>"hurr hurr it's not even hot"

>having an ego that fragile

I once had a housemate who would sit there shivering with the windows open when it was 5 degrees, because his ego was so fragile that he couldn't admit he was now cold.
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>>64765701
>LE RAPE HAPPENS 24/7 IN INDIA XDXD
>/POL/ ARMY XD
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>>64765702

>not watching mum/son porn with the volume right up
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>>64765734

With over a billion people, statistically it probably does.

Also:
>not throwing India under the train to wreck feminists who think that western countries have muh rape culture
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>>64765734
t. Jarryd
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>>64765686
OH MY GOD THATS SUCK A CUTE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>64765769

Its fucking retarded because feminists constantly go on about rape culture yet deny such an idea when the perpetrators aren't white.

Look at what happened in Cologne, feminists haven't said a word because it actually confirms their idea of rape culture in arab cultures.
>>
Why does it seem the stars play the renegades every week?
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>>64765806
>>64765769
t. Saxon
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>>64765783
t. Saxon
>>
Their panties must smell amazing after a match
>>
Would you participate in a gang rape if you walked into a room and saw all your friends doing it?
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>>64765836
>>64765851

t. Samefag
>>
>>64765525
Ring of fire or Folsom prison blues
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>>64765959

Doing what?
And why would I gang rape my friends?
>>
>>64765746
What would having the volume up do?

Does mom/son porn sound different to regular porn?
>>
>>64766020

Pretty sure normal porn isn't likely to contain dialog along the lines of:
>fuck me harder son
>oh son, your cock is so big
>fuck me mum, fuck me mum
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>>64766020

And the volume up, so his mum hears.
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>>64766040
If you were having sex with your mom, she wouldn't refer to you as 'son' though. Porn is stupid.
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>>64765835
murdoch owns channel ten
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>>64766066
speaking from experience m8?
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>>64766066

They're trying to sell the story, you fucking idiot.
What do you want her to call him, "co-worker"?
>>
>>64766083
I got pretty close to having sex with my mom. We cuddled and dry humped one night when she crawled into my bed drunk and she never said "oh son, fuck me" or "oh son, you're cock is so hard right now, fuck mommy".
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>>64766129
what the fuck

>Australian """""people"""""
>>
Execute all muslims.
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>>64766145

Better than fucking a sheep like you kiwis
>>
>>64766145


>New Zealand """""people"""""
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>>64766163

Reported to ASIO cunt
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>>64766145

>new zealand ""people""
>>
>LE FUG LE ZHEEBS XDXD
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>>64766145
uggo with uggo mom detected
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>>64766163
Agreed.

muslims are disgusting subhuman scum and have no right to live.
>>
>One implying Dani isn't used to being "smashed"
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>>64766191
Zheebs?
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>>64766163
I think you mean execute Muslims before they execute you
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>>64766163
>>64766206
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>>64766206
They literally aren't human.

They are animals.
>>
Kylie or Dani?
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I wasted my 3 week holiday on 4chan, playing video games and watching movies/shows.
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>>64765978
Went and had a wank, came back to find this assblasted /pol/tist
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>>64766245

Minogue?

Dannii is best
Even Google agrees
>>
Execute all women.
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>>64766304
>>
>bloke is loading up a trailer outside
>is unironically blasting Tina Turner - Turn back time
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>>64766338
Patrician taste 2bh
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>>64766338
>LE PEOPLE MUST HAVE MY SUPERIOR MUSIC TASTE XD XD
>>
>using clover
>>
>cuckiel UNIRONICALLY reported every post at the start of the had because it was getting more replies than his
KEK, you can't MAKE this shit up.
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>>64766378
A lot of them didn't even get deleted.

Also his thread and his posts shilling his thread were reported by at least 4 different IPs
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>>64766304
>>64766336
>/pol/ faggots are UNIRONICALLY kiddies who post from cheap android phones
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>
are the people in the outback the only ones with guns in Australia?
>>
I'll be honest, I reported the kiwi thread yesterday where they autistically started it 20 posts early to piss off threadcounter. Mods deleted it too
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>>64766370

>getting your jimmies rustled this easily
>>
>>64766416
I have a gun and live in the suburbs.

I do go to the bush to shoot pigs and kangaroos though.
>>
>>64766405
>call out dumb /pol/fags
>hurr u are pol

Are you retarded?
>>
>>>/vg/127968526
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>>64766438
>slaughtering native animals for fun

2edgy4me
Do you own a Tapout shirt too?
>>
Literally in brisbane right now lads. Seems a lot different from melb.
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>>64762833

What if I was lurking from the mcg?
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>>64766423
>I reported
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>>64766443
>this damage control from an assblasted, cheap android owning /pol/fag
KEK
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>>64766467
Nah m8, both are shitholes tbqh
>>
>>64766467

Maybe you come over my house and zuckmydick?
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>>64766456
Pigs aren't native and are a pest that needs to be controlled.

The kangaroo population is overpopulated as fuck and can only be controlled with culls.

But I guess you just hate the environment.

Back to /pol/, kid.
>>
>/pol/tists this buttflustered
>>
>>64766486

>drunk on the back of the ute hooting and hollering because it's head exploded
>"hurr hurr I'm doing a controlled cull"
>>
>>64766490
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>
>>64766503
You are literally a retarded child.

Back to /pol/.
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>>64766507
Calm down, you are literally seething and clearly can't handle more than one person replying to you
>>
playing with myself lads
>>
Poltards don't even realize they're just as cancerous as SJWs

>try to have a game of cricket
>SJWs randomly throw a fit over an interview
>/comfy/ cricket fun ruined

>try to have a discussion about cricket
>Poltards randomly throw a fit over fucking anything
>/comfy/ cricket fun ruined
>>
fuck /pol/
>>
>LE COMFYYY XDXDDD :DDDDDDD
back to /pol/
>>
>>64766529
What are you playing, m8?
>>
>>64766532
>LE 2 SIDES OF THE SAME COIN XDXD
>/LEBBIT/ ARMY XD
>>
>>64766551
Fallout 4.

Named my character Holly and tried to make her look like Holly.

Didn't work out.

Also, >>>/pol/
>>
>M-muh /pol/ boogeyman.

I just got here early for some comfy cricket, what is wrong with you autists?
>>
neo au/sp/ a shit
>>
I think I might have the autism
>>
>>64766573
back to /pol/
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>>64766535
>LE FUG BOL
/pol/ is /cric/
>>
>>64766587
back to /pol/
>>
>not owning an android
Kek, do you hate customisation?
>>
>le epic /pol/ meme
>>
Fuck /pol/
>>
>>64766587
>>64766561
Cheapo android phone posting /pol/ kid spotted.
>>
>>64766532
>SJWs literally complained about Gayle for a day, when it happened, on Twitter
>/pol/tists are still shitting on about it, making pathetic hypotheticals and complaining about random other journalist-sportsperson interactions

When will these faggots learn that real people don't care and that they look worse?
>>
>>64766587
I post red pills on facebook to rustle jimmies
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>>64766532
>LE COMFY XDXD
kys
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>>64766592
Spotted the /pol/ virgin kid.

Patrician /cric/ AusGODS use based elite iPhone.

Back to /pol/.
>>
/pol/ Ltd.
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>>64766553

hurr hurr if anyone thinks I'm a fucktard they must be a redditor because 4 chan thinks I'm cool
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You Just Know
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so many freshies itt
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>>64766633
Back to /pol/, kid.
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>tfw have an android but don't go on /pol/

what do?
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>>64766633
>LE I HATE BOTH SIDES XDXD THIS MAKES ME SUPERIOR XDXD PLS UPVOTE
>>
>>64766628

Oooh yummie
>>
>>64766651
Go back to /pol/
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>>64766628
>paying an extra $600 for worse specs, worse ui, no customisation

Kek

KEK

K E K

Dumb /pol/poster
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>>64766665
>you have to pick a side even if both are retarded
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>>64766671
Back to /pol/, misogynist.
>>
iPhone = /cric/
lagdroid = /pol/
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>>64766671
No surprise that a cheap android phone posting /pol/ kid is objectifying women and sees them as nothing more than a piece of meat.

Back to /pol/.
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>>64766689
but steel is heavier
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Think we broke the dumb /pol/poster lads
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>tfw Daniel's been gone only two days and /cric/ has already gone to utter shit
>>
Official best players of the BBL so far
1.Dre Russ
2.Lynn
3.Head
4.Finch
5.Ratshit
6.Failey
7.Behrendorff
8.McKay
9.Tye
10.Hussey


1001.Carbattery
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>>64766692
>posting on 4chan on a phone

good joke. nobody does this
>>
>>64766689
welcome to the mental gymnastics of 4chan
>>
>>64766724
I would be friends with reviewbrah. He is everything that I want in a buddy.

>tfw no friends
>>
I wish I had some drugs
>>
>>64766689
>LE I AM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO HAVE AN OPINION XDXD
>SO I WILL JUST LE SAY BOTH SIDES ARE RETARDED XDXD
>THIS WILL GET ME MANY UPVOTES FROM MY LE FELLOW ENLIGHTENED REDDITBROS XDXD
>>
>>64766704

I got a bit of Jason Gillespie in the shot and he's part indigenous so I'm not really pol am i
>>
JIT GOIN HAM IN THE DOLLA STO
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Laura>Mel
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>73 posts, 370 posters

nice /pol/munnity you got there
>>
/pol/ getting utterly destroyed itt lads
>>
>>64766778
>>
>>64766778
>>64766785
/pol/ is good la
>>
gonna make a chicken schnitty
>>
>>64766785
>he doesn't lurk on /pol/
>>
>>64766768

I think you'll find that's Nicole Ritchie
>>
>>64766805
Just had one lad
>>
>>64766818
this is Nicole Richie la
>>
I know I'm going to get downvoted for this, but DAE hate /pol/, but also hate the people who complain about /pol/? To me they are both equally bad.
>>
>>64764842
fake tony iirc
>>
>>64766869
Autism continues
>>
>>64766869
People who complain about /pol/ are much more insufferable.

They literally could just ignore it, but they make it worse by paying attention to it.
>>
>LE I HATE SAXON BECAUSE HE DROPS TOO MANY MUSCULAR TRUTH BOMBS FOR MY BLUEPILLED GOY BRAIN TO HANDLE XDXD
>>
>>64766884
Yeah maybe you're ri-
>>64766898
...
>>
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-05/china's-chairman-mao-honoured-with-37m-gold-painted-statue/7069576

fucking sick of this shit. When is my favourite country going to stop worshipping this prick.
>>
>>64766919
Saxon literally RUNS /cric/.

The sooner you accept this, the better.
>>
>>64766737
me too
>>
This is the official /cric/ haircut.
>>
>>64766936
running out of ideas for your narrative there, little guy?
>>
>>64766936
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-09/mao-zedong-gone-as-giant-statue-of-communist-leader-demolished/7077842

That is the latest news folks
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Is India vs WA being televised?
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>>64765397
kys fatt you ugly obese pussy
>>
>>64767018
fuck I was way behind on this development. Appreciate the update newsman. Seriously though what the actual fuck? They spent all that money on it just to knock it down? Fuckin communist clowns.

Anyway it's not like they don't have enough monuments of the fat fuck already.
>>
>>64766778
>LE FUGGING LE ORDIZIM XDXD
>>
>>64767046
streamed on facebook apparently
>>
*farts*
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>>64767144
great clay brick there
>>
>Maxwell not in
fuck he was my captain
>>
anyone else really like the smell of the gas the sydney trains emit?
>>
>>64767249
No sorry mate I've got no change
>>
>Poopeelian /cric/
Absolute garbage
>>
>>64767272
I think it's brake steam
>>
Poopeelia Ltd.
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>mfw just saw the craig foster controversy

holy shit lmao
>>
>>64767315
Yeah lmao the craig foster controversy
Haha!
>>
>>64767315
Hello newcunt
>>
>chris gayle the danger man

MEL GOING ALL IN
>>
>>64766736
The other night after I finished reading the 141 page Elliot Rodger manifesto, I started realizing how similar he was to Reviewbrah.
Both around the same age, both strange looking but convinced themselves they look good, both clearly had a lot of trouble with girls, both had relatively wealthy parents that supported them.
But whereas Elliot became a little emo shit who decided to kill as many people as possible out of jealousy, Reviewbrah put himself out there and did SOMETHING to try and help his self-esteem and confidence, and has become a better person for it.
>>
Tipping Melbourne to win tbqh
>>
tipping melbourne to win in a "close" one
>>
Tipping peeality cuck to make another wrong poodiction
>>
why do people get so worked up over someone sharing their predictions
>>
Here is my tribute to Chris Gayle:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X0MRQF07wr
>>
>>64759195
for fun
>>
Why do Fleming and Ponting always wear the same style of clothes?
>>
>all these curries seething over Dre Rus' getting dropped from the WI contracts

perfectly justified tbqh

Clive Lloyd LITERALLY told Russel that he could walk into the test team if he wanted to, and the guy made up some excuse about his knee, despite having only played a SINGLE test match in his whole fucking life and never showing any fitness problems in limited over games
>>
>>64767460
Probably the same stylist at channel 10
>>
>black man
>no ass

gayle on hank hill watch
>>
>It's an Andy Maher starts interrogating people episode
>>
Based RC providing entertainment and good cheer in an otherwise toxic poomunity
>>
>>64767468
Chanderpaul and maybe Bravo are the only ones with any right to complain about the WICB
>>
>>64767468
So him and Sammy won't be available for the T20 WC?
>>
Whitey will make 50
>>
Poopeelia Ltd.
>>
when will bbl take precedence over ODI. whats more prestigious a bbl championship or some meaningless tri series that no one remembers in a month.

Other than the world cup i literally could not name the ODI's "we've" played in the last 5 years
>>
>>64767487
they'll probably play just for exposure in IPL selection or whatever, they just won't be getting paid for being shit cunts that are killing cricket
>>
"is this what you're looking for, little girl?"
>>
1. /rug/
2. /cric/
3. /afl/
.
.
300. /ayy/
2500. /nrl/
>>
>>64767503
Does the champions trophy still exist?
>>
>>64767510
>/net/ not Eternal GOAT

Just fuck right off faggot
>>
>>64767510
Highly accurate and muscular rankings.
>>
i predict most au/sp/ subreddits on 4chan will be completely dead by the end of 2016
>>
>>64767440
that tropical humidity has done wonders for your voice chords. silk.
>>
Stars doing well here
>>
>>64767503
>>64767511
they're changing the Asia Cup to a T20 competition
>>
>dont blush baby
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>>64767522
>hes actually watching the cricket
>>
are indians banned from playing bbl or something?

>that bcci damage control
>>
>>64767503
Fuck off idiot, the tri-series are GOAT.

You only like the idea of BBL championships because they have colourful teams with 'cool' names like 'Renegades;.

The Big pleb league trophy is "literally" worthless. Their trophies are worth nothing compared to something like a Sheffield Shield.

In fact soon the name BBL won't even exist. It will be something like the Bunnings Warehouse T20 League.
>>
>>64767532
> le we don't watch the cricket in /cric/ XXDDDD

I wish this meme would die
>>
could KP play T20 international for England or SA if he wanted to?
>>
>>64767560
England, no
South Africa, probably
>>
>>64767542
atleast the bbl is competitive.

yay another year of stomping india again im glad we only had to wait 12months from the last ODI series we played them.
>>
>>64767560
Nah. Both of those teams have quotas now. They can't bring in any more whites.
>>
>>64767559
nice projection faggot
>>
>>64767440
>you will never have a voice as nice as RC's
Just kill me already.
>>
>>64767574
>LE PROJECTION XD
>LE IM A PSYCOLIGIST LMAO
>>
is gayles power gone lads?
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>Gayle just taking singles
>>
Gayle is phoning it in
>>
>>64767590
>>64767593
>>64767599

Fuck you guys, I'm rooting for the stars
>>
>>64767542
RC what happened to you doing Folsom Prison Blues lad?
>>
>>64767569
>Australia is GOAT at ODI
>therefore it's shit

This kind of attitude is going to see us have 2011 WC tier results in the future.
>>
contemplating making a thread before threadcunt does
>>
>>64767599
>you
>>
>>64767601
me too m8, I just enjoy some gayle walloping
>>
Melbourne @ Adelaide?
or
Sydney @ Brisbane?

lads
>>
Whats for dinner lads?
>>
>>64767627
dw m8, renegades have a shit bowling attack
>>
>>64767622
jokes on you, i'm making it right now
>>
>>64767630
tuna pie
>>
>>64767630
baked beans tbqh
>>
>>64767630
meat pie now, maybe scrambled eggs later
>>
>>64767630

had 2 cheese toasties

probably going to kill myself i think later tunite
>>
Who's been the most impressive player in BBL so far?
I'd have to say Dre Russ here
>>
NEW THREAD

>>64767649
>>64767649
>>64767649
>>64767649
>>
>>64767639
>17 posts early
LITERAL and UNIRONIC suicidal thought going through your head
>>
>>64767656
Shaun Marsh, Dre Rus or Michael Hussey

Disappointing would be Sanga and Kallis
>>
>>64767658
>10 posts early

Autism
>>
>>64767663
kek, i'm not even him, I just wanted to bait one of you 2 into making the new thread
>>
>>64767677
It worked tbqh
>>
>>64767656
>>64767669
All wrong
>>
STOINIS IS ON A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>
>red team
>>
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