Tennis - Straya Slam Preperation Tournaments

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when australia open starts i hope there will be many posters in the tennis threads

>>64753939
It's not like you can follow the threads unless you go full NEET mode.

But nothing of value is lost since it's gonna be shitposting general anyway

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>>64754121
ah you mean the time is gonna be horrible for us
i havent looked into that yet

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>Djokowinslol

KEK, nice fucking "thread", loser

My girlfriend just got BTFO the ASB Classic. :(

Is Tomic good now?

>>64762034
Yeah he's a top lad now. Especially compared to the rest of the shitters.

Think he's playing this afternoon

>>64754152
NOW WATCH ME WHIP

Djoko loses tomorrow. The sport needs Nadal at his best. But Djoko wins me lots of monies.

YOU FUCKING EUROS ARE CUNTS. I LOVE AUSTRALIA. ENJOY THE INRUSH OF MUSLIMS EURPOO

DO IT TIMMY

M I L O S
I
L
O
S

rip

waiting for fucking nole-nadal cunts.
should i?

>>64769441
It's a straight Djoko win m8 in 2 sets.

>>64769441
If you want to watch nadal getting rekt again

I'll watch

>tennis
>a sport
lmfao

>>64769753
>Thinks he's cool
>Antagonising people on a Chinese anime board.

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>mfw kyrgios wins the australian open

I wish my waifu, Ana Ivanovic, would win another major title.

She said that if she doesn't win another grand slam title her career is a failure.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/08/29/sports/tennis/at-us-open-former-no-1s-ana-ivanovic-and-jelena-jankovic-fight-to-end-droughts.html

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>Novak Djokovic – Rafael Nadal in 1 hour

Reminder that if you are from /bet/ you are not welcome here.

Reminder that Germans are not welcome in the upcoming Australian Open threads as well.

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>rafa is gonna get rekt
nice shitposting lads

>>64769865
the german guy is pretty much the only person to create non-slam threads in the last year tho

>>64769865
this tbqhwyfam

I know you are here lurking, Unibwin.

I can taste your fear.

I will murder you one day.

>>64769898
>non-slam threads
Exactly.

He has to leave creating the threads for the majors to the big boys.

Australian Open threads need to enforce a strict "no Germans allowed" policy if we want a shitpost free zone.

>>64769926
are the poortuguese allowed?

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leave my german friend alone

>>64769926
shut up faggot

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we want rafa to win here

>>64769936
All of Western Europe is allowed except Germany and Italy.

Threads should be made only by British, New Zealand or American posters though.

>>64769961
hopefully they both get serious injuries, that would be the ideal result

>>64769964
thoughts on allowing malaysia's attention whoring?

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>rest of the world still furious as fuck over based elite KyrGOAT

KEK

>>64769926
Try and top me

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>>64769988
>both
only djokobot you stupid kangaroo

>>64770003
She is absolutely fucking disgusting, but I still literally laugh when I think about that Brit but who poorly shopped his cock into that pic of her slit.

I would rather she not post, but I have all SE Asia filtered anyway so it doesn't matter to me.

The plebs enjoy her antics at least.

the sound hard court makes is literally a form of airborne ear cancer

>>64770070
what's the matter? the sound of constant sharp footwork leave you short of breath?

>>64770034
nope, I'm confident I still hate both of them

Is there any hope for this year?

Djoko looks invincible.

>>64770082
it's just the worst sound

>>64770086
who is your guy then?

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>>64770109
the GOAT of course

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>>64770162
excellent choice sir *tips*

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>>64770162
not loving tomas and wanting a threesome with ester.
very shit tbqh.

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>leave the robot to me

>>64770100
i dunno what the forecast is for during the ao, but we just had our hottest december ever and so far january has been 35+ every day, that kind of heat can mess shit up

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>it's an animal vs machine episode

>>64770224
yo m8 where the fuck do you live?
/syd/ has been ~20-25 but with 30+ days coming up

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>stream sites

>>64770237
Melbourne, obviously, since that's where it actually is held.

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The Djokovic–Nadal rivalry is between tennis players Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal, who are engaged in a modern-day tennis rivalry. The rivalry is the most prolific of the Open Era in terms of matches played (46), and each has won 23 times.

Between 2006–2010, this rivalry was often overshadowed by the historic Federer–Nadal rivalry, but it started to become widely recognized after they played their first Grand Slam final against each other at the 2010 US Open. It is widely considered to be one of the greatest rivalries in tennis history.

It is the only rivalry to involve meetings at all 4 Grand Slam finals (including four consecutive Grand Slam finals) and a record 23 Masters Series matches. Their 2012 Australian Open final is considered to be one of the greatest matches of all time, and Mary Carillo and John McEnroe both commented that that Australian Open match and the 2013 French Open semi-final match were the two best matches played on hard and clay courts respectively.

The Djokovic–Nadal rivalry is listed as the third greatest rivalry in the last decade by ATPworldtour.com despite it only starting in 2006.

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From March 2011 to April 2013, the pair contested eleven consecutive meetings in the championship match, the only duo to ever achieve such a feat in the open era.

Some of their matches are considered to be classics and among the greatest matches of all time including the 2009 Madrid Masters Semifinal and 2013 French Open semi-final. The 2012 Australian Open final has been lauded as the greatest match ever played by some long-time tennis pundits, analysts, and former players and legends of the sport.

Each one has openly stated the other to be their greatest rival and motivator to play better tennis as evidenced by the streakiness in this rivalry. This is considered to be one of the greatest rivalries ever by players, coaches, and pundits.

>>64770370
Dutch Eurosport ain't free?

>>64770224
Well whenever extreme conditions happened Djoko seemed to be affected the least.

intros lads.

my stream gone to shit

>Poop in the crowd
What's with football managers pretending to like tennis? I saw Mou a lot last year as well.

>>64770560
isn't all of buyern there? not in the crowd but in qatar somewhere?

>>64770623
Oh you are right. He probably still got payed to show up tho.

WHAT CHANNEL ARE YOU FAGS WATCHING IT ON? ACESTREAM IS FUCKING ME OVER RIGHT NOW

>>64770711
Pretty much all Eurosport 1 channels got it.

>>64770768
thanks lad. acestream isn't working anyway. guess i'll just look at regular online streams

>>64770711
next time be born in europe

>>64770855
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>64770010
those fucking teeth

Is Nadal, dare i say, finished?

>>64770952
'no'

>Djokovicwinslol


Nice sport your got there.

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not looking good

>>64770981
>tfw all you can hope for is him choking the FO again

>>64770711
same for me here had to watch a bit on tv

>>64771040
>choking
you mean hoping Stanimal is top form again

>>64770981
whatever it takes.
as long as fed doesn't win again

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64771092
So you'd rather see a dominant, invincible player who wins everything important on the tour over a has-been who literally can't handle 5 sets anymore?

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>tfw Nadal will never be 19 years old again

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Please save us Dr. Ivo

>>64771160
>dr. Ivo saving anyone
>literally winless in tiebreakers the last year

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>tfw tennis is dead

The only good thing to take out of this is that I won't have to trouble myself to stay up late/early to watch the Aussie Open, this sport is more fixed than the Bundesliga.

gah we all know how this match is going to end and yet here we are waiting for the inevitable to happen

>>64771248
I know but people unironically mentioned him as contender last year because he beat Djoko on a shit day.

Welp, at least no bagel

>>64770964
you were saying

djokovic is no fun: the player

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>>64771374

>you will never change balls after the first set

>ctrl+f: rape
>phrase not found

/sp/ is such a shithole tbhfam

I should be used to this from the Bundesliga.

Still feels shit though.

JUST

ROID

MY

>>64771386
Technically yeah and most of the time I feel that way, but on the other hand it's honestly inspiring and hair-raising to watch such a powerful and determined human being imposing his will onto the world. It's scary what he's achieving.

best of 3 or 5?

>>64771509
3

who will stop him?

>>64771493
whatever works to win is fine so i agree and will respect him
however none of that changes that every time he scores i feel dead inside

>>64771514
thanks

>>64771386
Everybody hates him, personally still like seeing novak play/win

>>64771552
says the person who doesn't know how many sets needed to win on a 250 tournament

Also keeping an eye on Coric in Chennai. Youngun's gonna make his first ATP final. Hope he be beats Cuckrinka too.

>>64771592
saying that, I am slowly getting bored of the winning at the same time happy to be alive to see it.

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>64771592
it is cool that he's able to be so dominant especially with most of it being from very clean play it's just not that exciting to watch. maybe that ties into what the serb says which is that i'm not that experienced so it's harder for me to appreciate djokovic

>>64771750
I think if your not a big tennis fan you would find him boring.

Ruthless. Absolutely savage.

6-1 6-1 inc?

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Can't wait for the Del Potro comeback in "march"

>Doha Chainsaw Massacre

what just happened? what was rafa on about?

>>64771881
this someone pls know

>5-1

Nadal needs a doctor, this is humiliating

>>64771935
it's not Nadal's fault. Djoko is just too good today

sounds like they are screaming allah ackbar sometimes desu

>people applauding at Djoko's unforced errors

well, it's better than a 6-1

>>64771961
It's DESHI BASARA

how do you want your finals senpai?

I want off this ride.

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>people saying Djokovic's form wouldn't carry over to 2016
>be 2016
>playing just as well if not better
can't even blame Rafa for not trying

Last two digits is how many games Djoko will lose at the aussie Open.

next time we meet it will be for the australia open?

>there are people IN THIS BOARD that don't think Djokovic is the GOAT tennis player

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¿PREGUNTA PAISANO, QUIERES MORIR?

>>64772227
think so. see ya
>>64772282
(You)

>>64771417
don't trigger the germans you filthy gipsy

Djokovic will lose to Kyrgios in the AO.

This fucking announcer
>ray fuh ale nod all
>no vack choke a bitch

>>64772337
You mean the KOKK

>>64772282
Ονλυ ιφ ηε ςινσ τηε γρανδ λσμα

>>64772408
Kokk's on the operating table m8. No AO for him this year.

>>64772459
Good, if Tomic & Nick leave early the threads might actually be about tennis.

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I've put my life savings on Djoko to win AO. I fucking hate his dominance. I hope he gets to the FO final again, goes up 2 sets and a break up and then chokes, Rafa reborn.

>>64772547
Cuck: the post

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>>64772584
Cuck : the picture

>>64772638
that's just incredibly sad and pathetic

>>64772547
nadal is done. he stopped roiding and became shit like all roid babbys do. should just retire and preserve his 'legacy' desu

>>64772638
Might as well post a picture of you holding a condom full of the cum of the guy who just fucked your gf.

>rafa
>final
pick one

>>64772684
Huh what

>>64772787
Nole in that pic obviously

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>>64772638
I wonder of Kokk is wearing those shorts

>mfw missed the match

did nole really rape him like the result implies?

>>64773095
Nadal swallowed his cum like a slut he is.

>>64773095
Nadal played good but Djoko went into Grand Slam mode.

>>64773197
>>64773359

Shiiiet, looks like another Nole year

Man i wish he wins RS, Sinsi and Olymipics this year, would have been perfect year for perfect carrier

ATP on suicide watch. 2016 is going to be worse than last year. Tennis literally needs Kyrgios in the top 10 to add some interest.

Current top 10 (outside Djokovic):

Murray - Still a good player but hasn't been the same since back surgery. Career priority at the moment is pandering to feminists.
Federer - Washed up. Still near the pointy end of most tournaments because no one else is stepping up.
Nadal - JUST: the tennis player. Just a corpse with a racquet at this point.
Wawrinka - Plays a couple of outstanding matches a year. One of the least consistent top 5 players ever.
Ferrer - Battler + playing the worst tennis of his life. Still in the top 10 somehow.
Nishikori - Talented but an injury prone lightweight. Won't ever win a slam.
Tsonga - Finished. missed half of 2015 and is still in the top 10.
Gasquet - A flashy Ferrer with worse athleticism, stamina and fight. Has always been overrated based on his backhand.

They're all old as fuck well.

NEW BLOOD when?

>>64776420
>a corpse with a racquet at this point


That's the absolute state of the whole ATP tour.

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>>64776420
>Nadal - JUST: the tennis player. Just a corpse with a racquet at this point.
lmao

>>64776420
I am just praying some of the young lads step up this year. I'm begging them pls, Djokowins never again. Dimitrov, Raonic, Kyrgios etc pls do something. If only Murray grew a set of balls and just went full aggressive against Djoko but he's too busy telling everyone to get a female coach the pansy.