>Alexis not ready for Sunderland or Liverpool but chance for Stoke
>Mikel may play tomorrow
>Expected to field a strong team, may rest ozil
>Elneny deal expected to go through in the next 2-3 days
also crowlel when
nelson is gonna make it
huddart needs improvement
big ben is being forced in random positions (right back why?)
malen a goat
mavididi/hinds a lel
iwobi is a good lad but might not make it, needs a first team start in a strong team
Don't blame him desu. Villa are a shambles and he's much better than them.
He's good enough to play for a bigger club. Maybe City was a bit too big but beats having to play for Aston fucking Villa.
Goat was perfect, but you guys didn't watch Palermo to know it. Don't worry though I have a new favorite qt goat now
>Meanwhile, the Gunners are continuing talks to sign Egyptian midfielder Mohamed Elneny from Basel with a fee reported to be in the region of £5m.
>Wenger added: "It is a little bit complicated but we will work hard and get to the end of it in the next few days."
T H E
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We don't need another poor man's Sanchez senpai
Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola is in awe of Arsene Wenger's dedication to Arsenal and his role in changing the club's philosophies.
Arsene Wenger is "more than just a coach" at Arsenal, according to Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola.
The Bavarian giants face the north-London club in a Champions League clash at the Emirates Stadium on Tuesday, with the gap between the pair standing at six points.
And although Arsenal have lost both of their opening fixtures in the competition, Guardiola remains in awe of Wenger.
He admires the Frenchman for changing the philosophy of the club since taking the helm in 1996 and becoming an integral figure.
"Twenty years at one club is now impossible. Wenger is not only a coach, he is a sporting director," Guardiola said on Monday.
"He changed the club. They played defensively before he came.
"Wenger is more than just a coach for this club - he is almost everything."
A day managing Arsenal with Pep Guardiola:
>Alexis what the fuck was that dribble
>Alex I swear to god I will gut the whore you came out of if you lose possession one more time
>RAPIDO RAPIDO RAPIDO, THE PASSES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SLOW
>Why are you so far back Per? NOBODY SHOULD BE MORE THAN 25 METRES APART!
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS GO GET BACK POSSESSION?
>Set pieces from corners will no longer just be lumped in the box
>GET BACK IN POSITION AARON!!
>Danny, Theo, Chuba I want you to watch videos of Muller & Pedro's movement. If you don't come back with better finishing, Alexis will be the new #9
>Olivier tell your agent to find a new club
>Mark, it's Pep, we want Bojan for 35m euros, get it done or I call up barca & la masia and ban you from the grounds
>Basel admitted that he would leave the club "in the coming days" on Tuesday, while a team-mate of Elneny's wished him well at Arsenal on social media.
>But the French boss, speaking at a press conference on Friday morning, admitted that it could take a couple more days before the Egyptian is unveiled.
>"It's complicated a little bit," he said. "We work hard on it and I hope in the next two or three days we get to the end of it."
Welp, no signings this window lads
>Monreal 29 (30 in 1 month)
We literally need half of our squad replaced in the next 2-3 years, many of these are first team players. How do you feel that Wenger will leave us on the precipise in 2017 and AKBs will use the subsequent decline as evidence Wenger was a good coach?
its flamini rosicky and artetas last season. giroud kos and monreal still have 3 years at the top level. cech will play until 40. i agree merteshitter needs to be replaced asap though
>>Koscielny 30 - still got 3-4 years easy
>>Mertesacker 31 - might need to go soon
>>Flamini 42 - ok time to go
>>Monreal 29 (30 in 1 month) - 2-3 years before a dip maybe
>>Giroud 29 - 4-5 years
>>Cech 33 - 4-5 years
anyone else here /relieved/ that aubameyang said he's not joining arsenal?
yeah, i was saying that they could sign him over the summer, but not for 44-60mil or whatever >we're rumored to have offered and dortmund is rumored to have wanted.
if you pay that kind of price you're paying for his 24 goals in 23 apps season, and i've seen a bunch of people say that he isn't that good as much as he's having a purple patch.
if you're going to spend ~44-60mil you have to do it for england's brave harry kane, r-right? for queen and country?
koscielny will decline very quickly given his game relies a lot on his pace and ability to recover. Let's be honest he's not exactly the best positional defender, which is why Terry could last so long
he's a top bloke too... when i was ordering a shirt from him i asked if it was still possible to come across a hardcore esplanade 12" and he tossed a new copy with the order.
i have to admit that i always hold out a little hope that sometime he'll pop up in one of his videos wearing a JENKINSON/25 arsenal kit. might not be post-/hipster enough tho.
Chelsea Football Club's wage bill shot up £25m in the year to 30 June 2015, its latest Companies House filing shows.
It means Chelsea's wage bill was the highest of all the Premier League clubs at £215.6m, compared with £190m a year earlier.
Manchester United came second with a £203m wage bill, Manchester City third on £193.8m and Arsenal fourth on £192m
thank god chelsea runs that loan-to-sell racket with a bunch of championship/relegation tier players who have 0.0 chance of ever seeing the chelsea first team, eh?
seriously don't they have something like ~20-25 players out on loan every season?
>tfw massive Kanye fan, wob and anime watcher
That would be brilliant. I wanna see Benny in the Premier League before his inevitable return to the Gunners in a couple years where he will stay until retirement and become a legend.
>some guy mention kanye
>AKB's fly out the woodwork sprouting their racist views
being racist and supporting Arsenal is not possible
I sort of miss him lads
Surely we can't go out against sunderland reserves.. r-right?
>Bournemouth offer £10m for Wolves forward Benik Afobe
If Bournemouth are successful in their bid to sign Afobe, it will eclipse the club record £8m paid out to sign Tyrone Mings from Ipswich last summer.
The 22-year-old only joined Wolves from Arsenal last January for a nominal fee following a successful loan spell with Milton Keynes Dons and scored 13 goals in 21 appearances, bringing his total for both clubs for the season to 32.
His form attracted interest from Norwich City in the summer, but their "substantial offer" for Afobe was rejected by Wolves.
lads I'm getting a VPN tomorrow so I can shitpost in here under a British flag
how mad does it make you that u will be unknowingly fraternizing with an Amerifat? thanks in advance for making me feel welcome
Why are so many people getting upset at the thought of Ospina playing the FA Cup matches? He had one horrible match, but he's hardly a bad keeper. Hell, I remember people screaming for Ospina to start over Cech after that West Ham game.
>tfw Arsene will will retire and die in your lifetime
>people screaming for Ospina to start over Cech
I find sharing a planet with these "people" kinda degrading.
>tfw you were jealous of Chelsea having Cesc last season
just like his time at barca, cesc was great in the first half of the season and pretty much meh-to-invisiozil for the second half of the season, frequently dropped from the starting XI.
now he seems to be showing signs of having a bizarro-cesc season where he was worthless/dropped in the first half and starting to show some life as we enter the 2nd half.
honestly, he could be a solid upgrade of the rosicky role (i.e. "old man arsenal" with his 1 appearance per month) but i wouldn't be trying to go into double digit millions for him.... only if you can get him at scrap heap pricing.
This desu....just fuck off Wenga
We know better, don't we? Look at this shit.
We'd do so much better than Wenger, I always do well on FM and win more than Wenger does in 10 years than he does in 20. Only answer is he's doing it on purpose.
You make a lot of sense, tripfriend.
Ozil never stops growing on me. From his autistic shyness when he signed, to his meme phrase, to trying his best and finally becoming the GOAT I always knew he was, he seems to genuinely like players at Ozil.
When was the last bust up at Arsenal? Chelsea had one few days ago, so did Einhovern(?) or something.
>chill out balo, I said square pass not square up
also, reminder that jewmaican actually wanted this cancer at arsenal
yeah i can see that. i like to think cesc wanted to come back / >we had first dibs but arsene said no to not upset/displace ppl in cesc's positions like ozil, ramsey, wilshere, etc....
not to mention i don't think cesc's game has aged all that well.
Indeed he did. Anybody who sticks up for trips or replies to trips are shitposting faggots. Austria, despite being more emo than Jewmaican and being a shitposting fucknut, at least he doesn't wear a trip.
You won't, but this is my face just because I'm ABC and ABL (and that's still Liverpool). I'm Shitty fan.
I'd rather take a Consolation Cup than no cup, especially the FA Cup. Wenger is current joint record holder for most FA Cup wins, while he won't win it this year, it'll be difficult for anybody to equal or better it. Arsenal also have the most FA Cup wins in history.
not a bad name des
>people still complain about jewmaicon
he has unironically been doing this for 5 years now. he has transcended his trip and should be reagrded as an entity in the /arse/ folklore. jewmaicon is life jewmaicon is love
Remember this post. From an Ex-Man United player. About Arsenal.
This is literally why WOB's are fucking scum and should be ignored. Guess what? The very next year after this, when the debt was nearly paid off. He signed Ozil. He then won FA Cup. He then signed Sanchez. He then won FA Cup again. This year, he's 1st in EPL, still in CL and FA Cup.
Regardless if Wenger wins anything this year, WOB's are literally entitled, bandwagoning, glory hunting osmosis scum and should be immediately ignored.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''fans'''''''''''''''''''''''''' and ''''''''''''''''''''supporters'''''''''''''''''''''. You support the manager and the players, regardless of their performances. You don't shout "HUR DUR WENGER OUT!" or "HUR DUR X OUT" cause they didn't do what your highly qualified experience says. I mean Jewmaican literally gets his "expertise" from Football Manager, while Tet gets his from FIFA.
The fact nobody seems to call them out on this shit and constantly feeds them (You)'s is disgusting. Oh and the Austrian emo gimmickfag too. I've seen people complain about him before and they're right.
>Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity.
i think that pasta is mixing up football-proper with golf
i can honestly tell you that i was of the same line of thought as the pasta, but then i decided to force myself to consume / learn the game on saturday mornings with ian + macca on ESPN2.
once you get past the abstract of a bunch of euro/south-american manlets having a kickabout there truly is a wonderful game to be enjoyed @ the best time for sports ever.... and then when you're into the flow of the game (which isn't stopped and dropped to commercial every 2-5mins) that perpetual buildup of anticipation (read: dread) until you get that release = second to none in all the sports i've encountered in my day.
so yeah, take that copypasta! you ain't the only autist who can do paragraphs.... you're just the one actually worth repeating!
btw, this post is what happens when you only read the first line of a copypasta and are completely oblivious to the rest of it becoming some sort of an exercise in homoerotic humor.
c'est la vie, no?
>tfw i just seen espn are showing arsenal after thinking it wasn't going to be televised all week
still comfy & smug about the fact that you will never the Champions League trophy
Fuck off cunt, Telstra/Foxtel will never stop jewing us over no matter what happens, they have the monopoly on everything... I don't enjoy paying money to the cunts either, but either way, you're either paying foxtel to watch all the sport you want in HD or you pay Telstra to watch shitty streams on the shitty internet... Welcome to Australia mate...
>not using acestream
>not using reddit's high quality streams
>not having a cheeky wank before matchdays
I still think your country is beautiful and I wish i could visit Adelaide again
My point is, either way, you're paying the same people no matter which avenue you choose... And in most places in Aus we still have shitty internet so it's easier to watch it on tv if you use foxtel... Anyway, come to Brissy mate, we'll go and watch a game at one of the local titty bars...
Who would have known that Gary fucking Neville would turn out to be a top, top pundit.
You in Brissy mate? There's heaps, you can go to Grosvenor which is just a sports bar that has topless waitresses or you can go all round the city for other places... Picked up a French stripper at Love & Rockets in the valley, shit was cash...
>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce says he will start with only one youngster, with keeper Jordan Pickford favourite.
Fantastic mind games by Big Sam. Says he's going to play kids cause of schedule, make Arsenal feel sure of their ability, maybe we'll play some kids too, then boom, only play a kid GK and the rest senior team players. Arsenal go on the back-foot, Sunderland press constantly, get a corner, get a sloppy goal, Arsenal hit the post 5+ times and go out 1-0.
So, it's either a 1-0 to Sunderland or 2-1. Screencap this.
Yous is going out Arsecucks.
>senior team players
Work Permit laws got changed. Few years ago, you could get in if you played 75% of your nationalities national team in the last 2 years AND that team is ranked 75 or better.
They then changed this to the same, but 50 or better. Egypt are NOT in 50th or better. They're 58.
So, Arsenal have to prove that Elmemey will be "positive to the sport" by joining. In short, he has to be a wonderkid who will GOAT it up, this is usually for 10 year old literally whos that have lots of potential, not 21+ year olds.
So Arsenal are arguing that Egypt are close enough to 50th and probably trying to argue he has Swiss nationality due to playing in Basel for so long and therefore has EU membership.
That's why it's taking so long. It's complicated. Also an international player isn't a "literally who".
>implying I don't always sit out my bans
This was my last one, besides I've been on topic these past few months which is why I've probably not been banned since
I'm going to break my promise of never replying to you, shitposter, but I think it's just because mods don't give a shit any more. I've seen people's posts be deleted but them not being banned, including yours and Jewmaicans. But, I was talking more about Jewmaican ban evading than you.
What? Why not? That's literally going "We shouldn't sign PEA because he's from Gabon, fucking third worlder!" or "We shouldn't sign Toure, cause he's from Ivory Coast, fucking third worlder!".
Aight man fair enough. Yeah sometimes peoples posts get deleted but not banned thats happened a few times, I don't know if they still give out warnings or not I take it as a warning when they ban your post and not ban you i guess. It also wasn't so long ago people left /sp/ because the mods were full on Nazi's
Anyone in Wellingborough want to meet up for a kick about
cool, meet me next week outside the cemetery on castle road, also show me around the place since i'll be here two weeks m9
>No Ospina starting or benched
>chambers in midfield
>not resting kosc
Wonga is trying to convert Jeff to new Henry
If he is playing, then he must be subbing Giroud
5 of the first team aren't starting. We saw what happens if you start a fully bench team against Sheffield Wednesday.
The only thing I dislike is both Giroud and Theo starting. Should have rested Giroud and given Theo a game at striker.
>Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Calum Chambers are in Southamptons Youth Academy in League 1
>They are being trained as a RM and a RB respectively
>They are the starting CM pairing for Arsenal
>Giroud and Kos not rested
Kos was rested against Newcastle. Per needs the rest more. Agree about Giroud though. Should have put Theo up top for a game.
>Wenger not forcing Debuchy to play
Guy doesn't want to risk injury before his loan move.
Ramsey, Flamini and Ozil rested > FA Cup
sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/259509 is good english amerifat sop stream...I think.
it's on two stream sites saying arsenal game, but not arenavisions site.
wtf sort of formation is this
PLAYING YOUR A TEAM AT HOME AGAINST FUCKING SUNDERLAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
liverpool to smash arselel 3-0 midweek
confirmed for arsenal game. get on it now or it will not be connectible after kick off.
cazorla is good there because of his passing range and the fact that he can hold on to the ball well. do you see how often ox gives it away in a dangerous position? that would be a fucking disaster
Has the altitude affected your memory or your sight Peru?
good move but ox chose the wrong pass.
they just got annoyed that I was laying in to him so often.
I also heard the most emirates fan remark ever. guy stood up and shouted BE MORE PROACTIVE.
>It's an Arsenal makes a relegation side look amazing game