/bundes/

>>64750683
>B04 gets 3.2m from the Renato Augusto transfer
That's a pretty good deal for them. Isn't that like 40% of the fee?

>>64750696
correct

>Die „Bild“ hatte berichtet, dass Bayer Leverkusen, wo Augusto fünf Jahre lang unter Vertrag stand, noch 40 Prozent der Transferrechte an dem Mittelfeldspieler besitzt. Stimmt diese Information, würde der Werks-Klub die stattliche Summe von 3,2 Mio. Euro erhalten. Sport-Chef Rudi Völler bestätigte nun gegenüber der Zeitung: „Wir erhalten einen nicht unerheblichen Betrag.“

>>64750683
Good morning, /bundesliga/.

gotze to chelsea when

>>64750716
And a good morning to you too.

>>64750717
I'm guessing not many players will be going there, until they know who their next manager is.

>>64750716
hello

>>64750683
why would götze go to liverflop when they already have coutinho

>>64750787
To strengthen the squad. Can't have enough technically gited midfielders who can also play on the wing.

>>64750800
*gifted

Biathlon from Ruhpolding starting now.

>>64750826
>watching memeathlon
....

>>64750832
Yes, I am watching the biathlon.

>>64750842
k

>>64750851
Don't give me that attitude, young lady!

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cute

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>>64750870
whatever

>>64750894
:3

>>64750894
Wew, he's wearing a blue leather bomber - and I thought Aubameyang had the worst taste in the Dortmund squad.

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>>64750991

>>64751002
I want that jacket

>>64751007
based poldi

>MARIO GOTZE has fuelled interest in a possible reunion with Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp by saying: "We will see what happens."

LITERALLY HAPPENING

>>64751007
Podolski and Öseal

>>64751025
Good one :)

>tfw the only good sports on tv this week are biathlon and volleyball

>>64751022
'no'

>>64751041
'yes'

>>64751036
Right, but listening to FA Cup football on the radio is hella comfy

>>64750800
götzes talent has already been wasted by playing him on the wing

>Verlässt Verteidiger Dante (Foto) den VfL Wolfsburg nach nur einer Saison schon wieder? Laut der „Bild“ haben Berater des 32-jährigen Brasilianers Kontakte zu Klubs aus der amerikanischen Major League Soccer aufgenommen. Im Gespräch sein ein Wechsel im Sommer.

Holy sh*t. Allan Kuhn new head coach in Malmö. I don't think anyone saw that coming.

>>64751273
Who's is Allan Kuhn?

>>64751339
AaB's assman

>>64751007
that seal looks retarded af

>>64751389
It looks cute af

>>64751242
>Schürrle
>Draxler
>Dante

what kind of management do you want fäm?

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Tabea Kemme to me when?

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Otto Addo has been appointed assistant manager of FC Nordsjælland.
Carsten V on the right looks pretty JUST here

>>64751401
Draxler still looks good. Not sure what has happened to Schurrle though.

>>64751559
>that trikot

More like Oh Diadora

>>64751567
podolski syndrome

goalscorer who cant play as a striker and cant pass or dribble well enough to be a winger

>>64751594
I like that explanation. He should bulk up a bit then as he can put the ball in the net quite well.

>>64751599
wonder what kind of african tribal language is that

>>64750683

>Liverpool
>ever being able to sign Gotze

What possible reason would he have to sign for that pile of shite? If he ever actually did want to live Bayern he would literally have his pick of clubs.

>>64751652
ABLs are not aloud here

>>64751633
I've seen it a lot on twitter and other places. It seems to be a west African thing.

>>64751660

m8 get real, he could sign for any club he wanted

>>64751660
they are very welcome here

>>64751691
Thank you

>>64751660
>implying some Britshit has a say of what is allowed in Bundes
Bugger of you pale limp-wristed shit

>fatze
>could sign for any club he wanted
lamo

>deluded customers think he'll shine under Ancelotti

Literally laughing out loud.

>>64751749
>reading foreign posts in bundes

why?

Hinteregger signs for Borussia Mönchengladbach

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Forgot this

>>64751875
the other guy looks like an overly attacher car salesman

>>64751946
I believe it's his agent so you're not far off

RFI | Yaya Touré hat die Wahl Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang zu Afrikas Fußballer des Jahres als eine "Schande für Afrika" bezeichnet.
"Wir favorisieren mehr, was außerhalb unseres Kontinents passiert ist. Das ist erbärmlich", so der ivorische Afrika-Meister 2015.

>>64752231
>Wir favorisieren mehr, was außerhalb unseres Kontinents passiert ist
Well yeah, because what's happening on your continent is absolute shit. Besides there's an award for best African playing for an African team too.

why do bundesliga players have the hottest gold digger WAGS?!?!

like fuck me man wtf i would never practice and just spend all my time fucking those girls

>>64752231
lol. how salty is that faggot? i bet he wouldnt say that if he won the award.

>>64752301
He won it the past four years. Would be interesting to see his comments following those awards.

>>64752276
German women in general look better

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>>64752231

>>64752255
Looks like he is made that >>64751875 has eaten his cake

>>64752310
"I've been very blessed all these years," Toure said at the ceremony. "I want to thank all the football fans and say 'Thank you Africa'."

I will make two beefburgers from 5% fat minced beef with 1/3 of a finely diced onion

>>64752475
good for you, fatty

>>64752310
I'm sure Said and Done will have something about it

>>64752061
Some more Zinedine Zidane

Haha imagine a woman throwing a nine darter live. The other woman will have to act like she's happy for her when in fact she's just jealous and doesn't want her to have that nine darter.
It's the complete opposite with the men: They genuinely look like they are happy to see one of their "buddies" throw the perfect game

>>64752696
Why were there no women in the darts that was on telly recently?

>>64752720
Lack of interest among women as it's considered a bar game, like pool.

Eintracht Braunschweig's Mads Hvilsom is going on loan at Brann for the rest of the season.

>Hoffenheim
>2 victories after 17 games

what went wrong, freunde?

Otto Addo to Nordsjaelland lol

>>64750787
I sometimes wander through the day thinking about your guud morneng, and another poster replying with morneng. It always makes me smile, sometimes even laugh

>>64751559
What is Hjulmands haircut called?

>>64752790
Nothing. This is the seaon everything goes right with Shittenheim.

>>64751559
They should swap hairstyles

>>64752886
Windy North

>>64752903
Yes

>>64750683

If neuer is the best goal keeper why does he always get cucked by messi?

>>64752475
5% fat minced beef
What's the ususal fat percentage for minced beef? You're just going to mix beef with onion and call it a beefburger?
What about spices and haulms?

oh, the one guy that is IFFHS did vote for Neuer?

>>64752920
Cause he constantly underestimates Messi. He can't take brown manlets seriusly.

>>64752905
Yes

>>64752925
he retired, it's a bunch of arabs now

>>64752920
>once
>always

>American education

Remember when people thought Götze was good?

>>64752984
le german messi

>>64752984
he had saved up all his life energy for the WC goal since 2013

he'll never be Dortmund level again

I'd be just as good as Neuer if I played for Bayern München.

>>64753046
he also has to play for the NT with Hummels in front of him

>>64752984

He needs to leave Buyern and start in another club.

He's the German 2014 chicharito

>>64750683

We'll be sending more US Soccer Nationals to your league , please take good care of them ok?

Love jurgen

>>64752923
Maybe a little mustard

>>64753055
hut ab.

>>64753089
Nice

>>64753089
great job Johannes

good afternoon, bundesu

>>64752231
>muh Africa Cup

>>64753082
I still don't get it. Can you post pictures?

>tfw you didn't even notice her the first time looking at the picture

>>64753109
kys

>>64753114
I might and I might not

>>64753089
And everything is right in the world. Except for Hakase, she's still sad.

>>64753089
hehe

>>64753119
Same haha

>>64753109
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>64753119
me too

>>64753142
h-hello

>>64753125
Okay

>>64753155
Yeheheees, hello

>>64753174
ehehe~

whats good???

>omg why do we get autosaged!!!:(((((

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>>64752984
>Bayern paid Götze 12 million last year and he scored 3 (three) goals

>>64753222
bump

80% of /bundes/ posts is literary people using my memes and gimmicks

>>64753238
my gimmicks make up at least 60% of total gimmicks used on here.

>>64753202
weightlifting

>>64753252
Who's that

>>64753266
Neuer with glasses

>>64753231
hold on
my autism must speak

he has been injured since October so Bayern only paid until October--->9-10mil
since then his insurance took care of the salary

>>64753282
No

>>64753284
only after he was injured for 6 weeks

Why did they bench gotze???

Hopefully he goes to a BPL team that can challenge for a champions league, buyers must be stupid

>>64753298
where do you get these 6 weeks from? and even then, his injury had been announced really quick, it was clear he's going to be out for more than 6 weeks from the beginning

>>64753304
because fotze sucks and Buyern got tricked

he never wanted to go to buyern

Was Götze really as good as people make him out to be? I don't think I ever watched him for Dortmund.

>>64753324
His dream was to work with Pep.

Be careful what you wish for, /bundes/!

>>64753327
He was really young and as good as he is now.

>>64753266
Wilko Reinholz

>>64753357
he used to be better tbph

gotze could go to newcastle

http://strawpoll.me/6481586

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Who is watching Energie Cottubs vs Wolfsburg?

https://twitter.com/VfL_Wolfsburg/status/685497035311693825/photo/1

Wolfsburg isn't playing with their full reserve.
>Schürrle
>Draxler
>Dost
>Arnold
>Knoche

Also
>Shittenheim

>>64753725
voted ligue 1 :^)

>>64753739
probably nobody

Friday night, bitches

>exeter-liverpool is today
huh?

>>64754110
hello

nozzle and butt plug arrived in the mail today. going to give me an enema later and shove that plug up my bubble butt

watching hockey in half an hour, who's with me?
I'ts Germanys second popular sport, but still less popular than the Dritte Liga lol

>>64754245
I'm lucky if I finish my workout in half an hour. Furious masturbating is next. Also no thanks

*Furiously masturbating
*Furious masturbation

Baby Ha Ha Ha Baby Ha Ha Ha Baby Ha Ha Ha Baby Ha Ha Ha Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Ha Ha Ha Baby Ha Ha Ha Baby Ha

drinking glögg~

eating pruts~

smelling bovs

>>64754382
>>64754568
>>64754607
Good posts

>>64754382
give

>>64754668
how do i make the crossed o? alt + x does _NOT_ work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>not listening to the evangelion intro while dipping

>>64754668
hello???????????? >>64754695 >>64754695

how do you fit all the fixtures in with the winter break being so long

>>64754866
by having fewer of them

>>64754695
F11

Augsburg have signed Albian Ajeti, with a contract until 2020. That one sort of came out of nowhere.

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>>64755182

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I hear grosskreutz is back.
will he use his underated powers to actually help the young talent at stuttgart reach some sort of potential?

Or will stuttgart get relegated because they don't know how to do anything but use pacebabbys and Mr underated goes on a drunken tirade through the porsche museum as for a refund

it's a nice feeling to know that BPL teams can buy the best bundes players whenever the fuck they want

>>64755291
which ones?

watching ice hockey for the first time right now
Strasbourg vs Epinal

>>64755428
literally why

>>64755511
theres nothing good on tv and i don't want to watch a movie
its mostly background noise while i browse the internet

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>>64755600
oh ok

Here we go. I'm going to hate that hat before the night is out.

>>64756034
I already hate it.

>>64755271
he will be just another serey die

>>64756034
drink more alcohol

>>64756213
Good idea

>FA Cup
>Only Liverpool playing
I don't get that

>>64756182
Would that be such a bad thing?

>>64756284
no

So what kinda football is awaiting us this weekend

Please post in /cric/. We need more big strong Germans itt.

>>64756483
no

>>64756483
cricket is boring af m80

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is auba gonna leave?

>>64756514
You can post about football and anime there.

>>64756540
Only if Real buy Lewandowski

>>64756563
anime is not aloud here
so is Australia btw

>>64756633
Is football allowed here?

>>64756657
no

Exeter? More like Exithuh, right?

>>64754695
Sorry, I was watching a movie. I don't know. I just use ǿ or ⌀

>>64756886
-_____________________-

>>64756906
It's strange since we can write æ and å

>>64756832
no that isnt how its pronounced in english i am sorry mayte

>P-PLEASE POST IN MY THREAD, BIG STRONG GERMANS

pathetic

What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?

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>>64757251
He didn't fly so well

>>64757233
I read your question

>>64757342
"Captain, we are being hailed."

I would watch the penalty shootout if Liverpool draw the match

>those guys in the window
Good stuff

>>64757669
hehe yeah

>>64757669
>>64757699

>>64757680

Anyone have that gif from the Manchester City game a couple of years back?

>>64757812
of the builders?

>>64757834
probably the moon

>>64757727
fw no gifs of the goals

JA!

ugh

>>64757876
>>64757887
penalty shootout

>>64757864
I wish I could help. Watching it on tv

>>64757834
See >>64757864

>>64757907
Liverpool have so much time to score a third now :(

Time for a foot bath

>>64757907
*replay

>>64757958
Did you enjoy it yesterday?

>>64757998
Please no

>>64758020
Yes

>replay
That's right, isn't it. What a stupid idea.

>>64758055
your a stupid idea

>>64758082
Rude

>>64758055
>called knockout stage
>isn't a knockout for either team if match ends in a draw
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhh

>>64758055
It is correct. It wasn't so long ago that there were unlimited replays. A match in the 70s had five replays. Thankfully there is only 1 replay now.

>>64758193

Staying up extra long tonight because it's the weekend hehe

>>64758241
Jesus christ

Well I guess Exeter City will be happy with the money a replay at Anfield brings.

>>64758300
Yeah

So basically there's a million FA Cup matches tomorrow plus Barcelona and Real Shitdrid. I'm soooo going to watch Real Madrid. They are on at 19:30 british time

>watching leliga

Theres' the olympic summer games in Rio and the Euro Cup in France this summer? Woow, a bit surprised Brazil get two big events in such a short span of time. First the world cup, now the olympics

>>64758475
russia will host world cup in 2018 and olympics in 2020 too, sounds comfy to go watch the world cup in st. petersburg while staying at my parents for a month or so

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>>64758534
no wait tokyo will host olympics in 2020, i must have confused that with sochi

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i just realized that one of the world cup venues is in kaliningrad/königsberg

would be kinda ironic if germany would end up playing there

>>64759376
Is the north coast of Germany at all hospitable? I always pictured it as like a frozen wasteland but this is obviously not true. That pic looks close though

And those tenements look comfy as fuck right on the water

>>64759413
I really doubt that picture is from Germany.
You should visit the west coast of Jylland along with half the German population some time

>>64759457
I always liked kraut tourists in Croatia, least obnoxious people I've ever met

>west cost of jylland

In Denmark? Isn't it even colder there?

>>64759510
July/August you sometimes get over 30C
Generally pretty mild summers in the mid 20s with some rain now and again.

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>>64759413
r u srs canada, southern baltic sea is a very nice place

even helsinki which is 700km north from germany is a very nice place at summer and the water temperature is commonly over 25

>>64759413
the gulf stream makes it a lot warmer than canada m8

Night

Knight

>>64758393
good for you

>>64757209
What are you trying to say?

>>64753222
This is some next level mobbing. Or should I say modding? ;^)

>>64751002
>wearing blue
lüdenscheider on suicide watch

>>64761058
It's baby blue not royal Blue.

btw I cut myself on a beer bottle cap an bleed much more than I should do. What should I do now?

>>64761136
did you take aspirin or something like that? try to put something clean on the wound and apply pressure, if it doesnt stop bleeding after 10 minutes or so, you might want to see a doctor

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bandage the wound and apply pressure

>>64761221
>>64761222
thanks

>>64761222
>playing chess without dice

>>64761295
he is not bayern material

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>>64761295
>not playing Da Mystery Of Chessboxin in the backround

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsiAsTa0oEI

>>64761358
not true

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>>64761431
would be laff if he went there in the summer desu

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>17 years of age

Are HSV about to get cucked or what?

>>64761772
what part of syria is he from

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>>64761566
Well, you knever know with those pesky bavarians.

>>64761902
*never