Brisbane Heat vs Adelaide Strikers
Don't expect threadcunt to do anything right. He's a fuckwit.
i didn't make that... i just found it while searching to see if someone made an image about bonnie bernstein's famous line during a sideline report "two dicks... wow!"
this came up too
also lol @ melbourne victory starting to totally rip off arsenal's crest but kind of stopping halfway thrugh
watch out for minivans and stationwagons m8
He's insecure and mentality young. He thinks its cool and will result in girls. He has a complex where he doesn't learn from his experiences which may be brain related. Hence why he repeats the same action over and over
The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.
Within minutes, the earthquake had destroyed not only their home but also their restaurant, and the NZQA-registered food and wine school which began in 1995.
Five minutes' walk away, the historic stone building, Cranmer Court, built at the same time as Christchurch Cathedral in which she and her two teenagers and younger daughter lived, was destroyed. In a matter of minutes her income was cut off, her children's schools closed, her elderly mother's rest home ruined and, along with thousands of other Cantabrians, She had no idea of what the future held.
Ten months later, she is living in a rented apartment in Auckland with the 12 banana boxes of possessions she and her sons rescued from their home.
Thank God pseudotripping died for good.
Based Daniel doing the right thing.
>"It's not fine. It is belittling bullshit, and women have had to put up with it for way too long. But in 2016, it is time for all of us, including you, to do our bit to stop it. Talk to your wife or daughter on it. Ask them. They get it... Those who defend him, are enabling both him, and that culture to go on. Be better than that, bloke." - Peter FitzSimons
Peter "my last name is one word with two capital letters" FitzSimons on the Chris Gayle incident.
The best part is knowing that my part of town was absolutely fine and I got a comfy 2 weeks off school (which I spent wanking). FUCK you Daniel, that's what you get for being a syrup cunt living in the centre city.
>I know absolutely nothing about cricket. I loved it when I was a kid, to near autistic levels, but from the years of 2006 through to 2014 I did not watch a single game. I decided last year that I should start watching cricket again because my life had become too music-centric, in that everything about my personality had something to do with music. It was originally supposed to be just a side thing, that I just started following it again like normies do with most sports, but after the doxxing I got sucked in. My entire life became cricket because I was lonely and needed conversation and that was all I could get. The Durham meme? The “Daniel knows everything about cricket” shit? Absolute tosh. Even in my exile from the game, I played Cricket Captain for a bit, and Durham was my team, but nothing more than that. I am a true filthy fucking casual, and that’s totally okay. Because having more cricket knowledge is not something you should be proud of. I’m not really proud of the mass of knowledge I’ve gained this year whilst pretending to not be a casual.
what did he mean by this?
>In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.
HAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
Tbf I stopped watching international cricket from 2008-early 2015
WI cricket was boring, didn't have fast net until 2013 and t20 on TV sufficed until I decided to watch Ingurland v WI last year and got hype. Too bad that hype was in vain because WI is kill again and I might stop caring about then again in about a year or two if this bullshit persists.
>beta that blogged about his life
>literally the only one whose life we know about so we mock him to feel good about ourselves
>guy he knew from HS spotted him and gave clues to reveal his identity, we cracked the code and found him
>So why did people make fun of Daniel?
He was an autistic beta who would constantly bitch about his ""life"" on /cric/ and how he had no gf
>Was he shit posting too much?
Yes, and he clearly didn't know shit about cricket. Most of the recent mockery was over his "opinions" about Poo Peeland's """"fast"""" bowling
>Or was it typical chan culture to shit on doxxed people?
There's been other people who have been doxxed and only ever get mentioned in the faces of /cric/
>How'd he even get doxxed in the first place?
Memespouter went to high school with him
>memespouter and Daniel probably licked syrup off each others penises according to Christs College tradition
>blog about his life
Yeah I saw that too many times which was p faggy sempai
I don't see why he had any reason to stop posting though, not like it changes anything, and I'm sure he's lurking.
If he's really depressed then well that sucks. Hope he gets through it tbqhwyf.
>It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.
>To anyone else from here who wants to keep in contact, you know how to reach me. I will not dox you, no matter who you are. I have the identities of four /cric/ posters who have not been doxxed and they have been completely safe, because I’m not a cunt. Even statscunt and krazykrezja, as much as their revealing would be glorious. I’ll be at most of the Auckland games this year, and am always keen for a pint down at /The Fox/ and a bit of banter.
>all these freshies trying to meme over a pseudo trip, while actually replying to the truly mentally ill trip
Real talk, now that I'm thinking about it I genuinely feel really bad about the way we treated Daniel.
He poured his heart out to us because he needed some support and we just used our wall of anonymity to make fun of him and shit all over his life. Even when he was depressed (and yes, I do believe he seriously needed help), we were just telling him to off himself or Ajayposting.
Dan, if you're reading this, I am genuinely sorry and I hope you get better. If I see you around I'll buy you a drink and try make it up to you.
lol no, might unironically watch the agdq Banjo-Kazooie run in an hour
No. Someone mentioned a funeral song in the other thread, so I thought now would be the time to get off my ass and finish making my song that I promised you guys last year.
No. Might smoke some weed and play battlefield 4 when the cricket is over. Got no plans til sunday night.
Fuck buddy one is in europe
Fuck buddy two is in NSW
Fuck buddy three hasnt talked to me for ages
>Melbourne Renegades chief executive Stuart Coventry’s position is also under scrutiny after he described the timing of the woman’s allegations as “opportunistic”.
>Coventry’s employer, Cricket Victoria, indicated they would confront him about the comments.
>“Cricket Victoria are committed to demonstrating that our sport respects girls and women and were working incredibly hard to ensure that is the case,” said Cricket Victoria boss Tony Dodemaide.
I know the UK is supposed to be SJW ultimate but I like to think we also have a common sense-o-meter in situations like this
/cric/ has to be one of the worst things about 4chan
99% of this thread has no relation to cricket. Why even come here? Go make an aussie general on r9k if you want to feel like you're part of a little clubhouse
So this silly cunt reckons he's gonna dress up as ISIS and go to Hungry Jacks in Queen street Mall tomorrow as some form of protest, what an absolute madman.
This is literally you.
Hey RC post some more karaoke. I liked your voice, bud.
Guys, these threads are really bad now.
>tfw you really just want to hear RC's nice voice again but he won't post another karaoke
Did anyone save his vocaroo?
Related, did anyone ever save the vocaroo of Convict singing the I know everything about cricket pasta? Or perhaps the Britbong reading the remove peshwari nan pasta with an Indian accent?
This. Honestly, there is no point watching women sports. They are simply inferior athletes - the level of competition is just really low in comparison to men's sports. Even amateur sports are more worth while to watch. At least you get to see up-and-coming players.
Kill yourself, you fucking autistic sexist freak.
Sorry I'm not fresh with the latest /cric/ memes.
mfw channel 10's cricket ads always put special effects like explosions and lightning bolts and video game sounds on cricket footage in commercials because even they know it's a boring sport that nobody would willingly watch without being tricked into it
Who /bet/ here?
Put $50 on Sadeleide before the toss @$1.65, $50 after the toss @ $1.80 and another $50 after the heat inning @$2.10.
Feels pretty good lads. Was thinking about a cool $100 at the innings break but I needed beer money and didn't wanna give the bank faggots $1.50 just to withdraw money
>LITERALLY unironically thinking that 80 thousand people watching a game means anything
800K would be impressive for australia standards but even then it's less than one percent of people who watch the superbowl
Just face the fact that cricket is so boring that they can't even make a commercial for it without trying to make it look more exciting than it really is
>inside a stadium
At real sporting events majority of the money is made from advertisements on TV channels from people watching at home, which outnumbers the people who physically go to the stadium
Of course you wouldn't understand that, being a cricket fan
You are literally a wogball fan who is seething with anger that a fun meme cricket league literally obliterates your failure sport in terms of popularity and viewership.
It does in the context that we were talking about.
80k people shelled out money to go see a game because they enjoy it, not because there's lightning bolts coming out of the TV ad
This is great, mate. I like your voice a lot.
That guy was defending me?
Just out of curiosity, how badly do you want everything I say is a lie? Is your life so worthless that what I write must seem godlike to you?
oh, trust me, I'm one of your silent majority... I certainly have no doubt that you have:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
I don't doubt you for a second.
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>liz from england says "i'll take the smell of morning alcohol breath over the smell of curry any day of the week"
What a champion.
jesus christ almighty can you mongs pick a different picture other than the same 2/3 to start a holly thread with?
idk this chick (short of the "a day in the life" video) but i'm already getting sick of her laying on the ground compelling ~5 portly australians to whack it to the fantasy of doing her right there on the pitch.
actually that's a pretty hilariious mental image desu