Brisbane Heat vs Adelaide Strikers
>daniel isn't the OP
sage and forget this terrible thread, we need to mourn our lost friend
Get a fucking job threadcounter
>>64749881
Don't expect threadcunt to do anything right. He's a fuckwit.
>>64749898
>>64749898
>>64749898
real new thread
>>64749897
>enlightened
rc post your poodiction quick
I like this thread. Trip drama is lame tbqh
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64749918
I agree
>>64749916
Already tipped the Strikers in the previous thread.
>>64749916
>the losing team in a "close" one
>other thread BTFO
kek
>>64749932
when are you singing
>>64749932
in a close one lad?
daniel's memory on suicide watch
>>64749907
MODS = GODS
WELL /cric/ WHAT WOULD IT BE?
>>64749907
how much do they make per thread deleted?
OI
>>64749958
shit OC
the wicket of truth lads
When does Gayle play next?
>>64749965
i didn't make that... i just found it while searching to see if someone made an image about bonnie bernstein's famous line during a sideline report "two dicks... wow!"
this came up too
>LE FUG LE FREDGUND XDXD
>>64749996
>LE SHITPOST XD
last 3 digits is how many memes we'll see tonight
loving all the freshies ITT
>>64750001
>LE FUGG LE FUGG XDXD
>>64750008
nice high number there family
>>64750009
Fuck off freshcunt
who /socceroo/ here?
>>64750021
spotted the freshie
>>64750022
Greek or Italian?
Seeing as the other one got deleted, if double digits this is now a Daniel memorial thread
>>64750025
Check out this freshcunt
kohli will score the first ODI 300 on this tour tbqh
>>64750041
>>64750025
>>64750021
>>64750009
Only newcunts call others freshcunts
Fish and chips lads
>>64750041
freshie detected
>>64750019
you don't want to overmeme it m8
A lot of oldcunts in this thread
This is my first /cric/ thread
>>64750032
whatch00 think?
also lol @ melbourne victory starting to totally rip off arsenal's crest but kind of stopping halfway thrugh
>>64750054
Found the freshcunt
>>64750052
>newcunt
2015 WC tourist freshcunt identified
>>64750053
>LE VISH AND JIBBS XDXD
Just got an email from NZcricket
cricket
>>64750061
look and laugh at this freshie
>>64750064
>>64750052
Only newfags call others newcunts
bullshit decision, but carn Strokers.
bad decision lmao
>>64750073
Get a load of this unaboriginal cunt
>>64750070
>LE FUG LE IRONIG ZHIDBOAZDIG XDXD
>>64750085
How's that autism going lad?
>>64750079
Based WalkBro
>>64750092
>LE U R LE ORDIZDIG XDXD
>>64750092
>falling back on the >you are autistic crutch
lmaoing at the freshie
>>64750069
Get a load of this freshcunt
please discuss the game lads
Great thread lads
>>64750099
>>64750102
>>64750104
top freshies
>>64750079
watch out for minivans and stationwagons m8
>not one mention of the wicket
Freshest thread i've ever seen
>he just creamed it
Disgusting
who toking some freshies here lads
>>64750102
>>64750104
>>64750107
Freshcunts ruining /cric/ tbqh
just got trolled lads
>>64750118
You must be toking yourself, freshcunt
Collapse incoming.
>>64750119
>ruining /cric/
good one freshcunt
>>64750125
failed poodiction incoming
>>64750123
Who by, lad?
nice colour scheme game to be honest
>>64749876
Who is this semen demon?
>>64750133
Thought i saw a cat but my brain trolled me
/cric/ is literally /brit/ desu lad mates
>>64750149
Should troll him back and kill the cunt with drugs and alcohol m8
the project is vile toxic shit. bring back the panel
>>64750153
that is profound
why you you cunts hate freshcunts?
do you really want the same 3 cunts every night rehashing the same old shit shtick
>>64750127
>LE FUGG LE GRIG
Please teach me how to be so fresh
>>64750164
I envy freshies because being a fresh cunt in all aspects of life is a beautiful and naive journey. Its gone now
Do yourselfs a favour m8's, download MIDE-295
Wow, Ian Chappell is going all out trying to keep darkie down. Wonder who's been cutting his lunch?
>>64750180
Saved to my krazykrejza folder lads
>>64750180
He's insecure and mentality young. He thinks its cool and will result in girls. He has a complex where he doesn't learn from his experiences which may be brain related. Hence why he repeats the same action over and over
>>64750151
>LE DID A POO LADS XDDDDDDD BECAUSE ITS /BRID/ XDD
>>64750180
what exactly does this have to do with the strikers or the heat
>>64750180
Did the loud car noise disturb you while you were doing a poo in the restaurant?
>>64750197
i get the sense that this fellow was trying to strike some heat into the local female population
>>64750186
statscunt
>>64750203
Hi A. M. Spouter
>>64750206
Saved to my krazykrejza folder lads
Once again, the left-wing Guardian is promoting homosexuality
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/08/mens-recommended-maximum-weekly-alcohol-units-cut-14
Its fucking hot lads
>>64750206
I'm not AMS despite all the freshies calling me that for the last 6 months.
>>64750219
alcohol should be banned altogether family
>>64750225
t.Amla
Tell me a story about Daniel
>>64750225
t. SBW
>letting ratshit play T20 for you
>paying him for it
>"batsmen" not just smacking him everywhere
lel
>>64750180
Was probably on Chapel St.
>>64750219
I'm an alcoholic but these guidelines will really help me overcome it
14 instead of 21 units a week, I feel silly for drinking so much now, I never knew
>>64750234
The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.
Within minutes, the earthquake had destroyed not only their home but also their restaurant, and the NZQA-registered food and wine school which began in 1995.
Five minutes' walk away, the historic stone building, Cranmer Court, built at the same time as Christchurch Cathedral in which she and her two teenagers and younger daughter lived, was destroyed. In a matter of minutes her income was cut off, her children's schools closed, her elderly mother's rest home ruined and, along with thousands of other Cantabrians, She had no idea of what the future held.
Ten months later, she is living in a rented apartment in Auckland with the 12 banana boxes of possessions she and her sons rescued from their home.
>>64750234
he watched ivana get fucked by hugh and ajay at the same time while listening to Durham lose on the radio
>>64750234
Once he made a five post long ""farewell"" to a bunch of people who only ever made fun of him online
Thank God pseudotripping died for good.
Based Daniel doing the right thing.
>>64750247
1 pint = 2 units. If you're drinking no more than 11 beers a week, you are in no way an alco.
>>64750185
He was just asking people for their hottest 100 picks
>>64750249
still funny
>"It's not fine. It is belittling bullshit, and women have had to put up with it for way too long. But in 2016, it is time for all of us, including you, to do our bit to stop it. Talk to your wife or daughter on it. Ask them. They get it... Those who defend him, are enabling both him, and that culture to go on. Be better than that, bloke." - Peter FitzSimons
Peter "my last name is one word with two capital letters" FitzSimons on the Chris Gayle incident.
>>64750249
The best part is knowing that my part of town was absolutely fine and I got a comfy 2 weeks off school (which I spent wanking). FUCK you Daniel, that's what you get for being a syrup cunt living in the centre city.
>>64750281
IT'S 2016 PEOPLE COME ON
>>64750219
kys saxon
requesting now watch me maymay pepe
>>64750270
I was making a joke about the pointlessness of the change
I drink like 60-90 units in wine a week tbqh
>I know absolutely nothing about cricket. I loved it when I was a kid, to near autistic levels, but from the years of 2006 through to 2014 I did not watch a single game. I decided last year that I should start watching cricket again because my life had become too music-centric, in that everything about my personality had something to do with music. It was originally supposed to be just a side thing, that I just started following it again like normies do with most sports, but after the doxxing I got sucked in. My entire life became cricket because I was lonely and needed conversation and that was all I could get. The Durham meme? The “Daniel knows everything about cricket” shit? Absolute tosh. Even in my exile from the game, I played Cricket Captain for a bit, and Durham was my team, but nothing more than that. I am a true filthy fucking casual, and that’s totally okay. Because having more cricket knowledge is not something you should be proud of. I’m not really proud of the mass of knowledge I’ve gained this year whilst pretending to not be a casual.
what did he mean by this?
>>64750306
Yeah, humour was a bit too dry for me
>>64750304
>>64750319
SAVAGE
>>64750313
It means that his Dad forced him to play as a kid and then he had an edgy "sports is for fascists!!" stage as a a teen, only to be lured backed by shitposting.
>>64750321
Lmao look at this fuckin monkey
>>64750281
Nobody is really defending him
It's the ridiculous amount of punishment he's received that is the problem
>banned from bbl
Australians why is your country becoming America 2.0?
>>64750321
LOL
>>64750321
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/1438827610523/page/2/
>>64750293
Based muscular AMS
Melbin BTFO
>>64750335
>becoming
>>64750335
most people agreed that it was overblown
talked to my dad about it and he said it was the TOP story on our fucking news
>>64750328
and now he's "literally" not going to give a fuck about it again while he wage slaves 8 hours a day designing cup holders for Holden.
>>64750341
I actually know a /hoc/ poster irl who hates finland
Fuck
>>64750281
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>In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.
HAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>64750313
Tbf I stopped watching international cricket from 2008-early 2015
WI cricket was boring, didn't have fast net until 2013 and t20 on TV sufficed until I decided to watch Ingurland v WI last year and got hype. Too bad that hype was in vain because WI is kill again and I might stop caring about then again in about a year or two if this bullshit persists.
>>64750359
He went to Christs College, he'll end up in jail for CP or a millionaire
>>64750364
>yfw he took the "daniel should have died in the earthquake" poster seriously
>>64750359
Does Daniel work for Holden?
>>64750344
not AMS la, just a muscular and superior Burnside resident
Once again some excellent cricket related discussion going on ITT
What a shithole
>>64750364
Someone buy this man a fish tank.
>>64750344
Original AMS is from there I think.
I believe you're thinking of GES
>>64750321
mean desu
>>64750381
Of course not, Holden is kill much like RC's narrative
is it just me or is this thread shittier than usual
top quality Boycott impression
>>64750406
days of our lives: tripfag edition
So why did people make fun of Daniel?
Was he shit posting too much?
Or was it typical chan culture to shit on doxxed people?
How'd he even get doxxed in the first place?
I'm getting pretty bored of MemeSlog tbqh. I think I'll only watch the Strikers games from now on.
>>64750409
>beta that blogged about his life
>literally the only one whose life we know about so we mock him to feel good about ourselves
>yes, freshie
>guy he knew from HS spotted him and gave clues to reveal his identity, we cracked the code and found him
>>64750418
poofter
>>64750418
>we
>I am resigning from posting on /cric/.
This flirting is disgusting.
#impeachflemo
>>64750409
>So why did people make fun of Daniel?
He was an autistic beta who would constantly bitch about his ""life"" on /cric/ and how he had no gf
>Was he shit posting too much?
Yes, and he clearly didn't know shit about cricket. Most of the recent mockery was over his "opinions" about Poo Peeland's """"fast"""" bowling
>Or was it typical chan culture to shit on doxxed people?
There's been other people who have been doxxed and only ever get mentioned in the faces of /cric/
>How'd he even get doxxed in the first place?
Memespouter went to high school with him
War of the Worlds is better than this shit
>>64750409
tbqh I never said anything to him really but he did whine and go on about his life so much, literally asked for it
when will he lose his virginity
>this music discussion
Absolutely plebeian
this type of crickets is actually entertaining
>>64750431
>memespouter and Daniel probably licked syrup off each others penises according to Christs College tradition
>>64750418
>blog about his life
Yeah I saw that too many times which was p faggy sempai
I don't see why he had any reason to stop posting though, not like it changes anything, and I'm sure he's lurking.
If he's really depressed then well that sucks. Hope he gets through it tbqhwyf.
What should I say to Daniel if I see him at the game, lads?
>It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.
>>64750451
Buy him a drink and talk to him
Or just ignore him
>>64750451
fuck him up
>>64750451
he should have died in the earthquake
Has anyone actually seen Daniel?
lel channel 10 pulled Mel from the boundary for the renegades game on saturday
better keep her safe from that big scary black man who knows what he could do
>>64750451
Throw piss all over him, just like based Matt would
Well, you useless fucks have been banging on about Daniel for 24 hours now. I think his leaving was as beneficial to him as it was painful for you.
>To anyone else from here who wants to keep in contact, you know how to reach me. I will not dox you, no matter who you are. I have the identities of four /cric/ posters who have not been doxxed and they have been completely safe, because I’m not a cunt. Even statscunt and krazykrezja, as much as their revealing would be glorious. I’ll be at most of the Auckland games this year, and am always keen for a pint down at /The Fox/ and a bit of banter.
>>64750467
How tall was he?
>>64750468
That's pretty racist tbphwy, ch10 should know better. It's 2016, I mean seriously, come on.
>>64750478
this desu its fucking disturbing and boring im going to /r/cricket
>>64750478
t. cuckiel
>>64750500
He's gone man. Get over it ffs.
this happens every Heat game faggots because literally nobody cares
I live in brisbane and I don't care
the M3 was clogged as fuck this arvo though
>>64750506
you're not fooling anybody cuckiel
>>64750512
literally no one gives a fuck shut up
>called Heat
>green jersey
fuck Australia tßh
>>64750485
7'5" 200kg Samoan
>all these freshies trying to meme over a pseudo trip, while actually replying to the truly mentally ill trip
Hurry up and get those Triple J Hottest 100 lists in, lads
>>64750534
nothing but chvrches
Reality Cuck has not sung yet. Proxy must not be working.
>>64750534
Can't wait to see how much ozhop the tradies get in there!
1. Burger Fuel
2. Hell Pizza
3. Burger Wisconsin
4. Carls Jr.
5. Wendy's
6. KFC
7. Subway
8. Pita Pit
9. Burger King
10. Dominoes
11. Mcdonalds
12. Pizza Hutt
Real talk, now that I'm thinking about it I genuinely feel really bad about the way we treated Daniel.
He poured his heart out to us because he needed some support and we just used our wall of anonymity to make fun of him and shit all over his life. Even when he was depressed (and yes, I do believe he seriously needed help), we were just telling him to off himself or Ajayposting.
Dan, if you're reading this, I am genuinely sorry and I hope you get better. If I see you around I'll buy you a drink and try make it up to you.
Love,
statsman.
based junior
>>64750534
major lazer wins lol
>>64750547
t. trannyiel
>>64750544
fairly sound list actually
Reminder that peeality cuck poodicted a collapse in this innings
>>64750547
Check your reddit inbox
the bunnings warehouse replay!
>>64750547
This kind of cringe-worthy flirting is unacceptable in this professional situation
>Kicking a moth
BAN THE CUNT
#mothlivesmatter
>>64750586
no moths should be subjected to this treatment in their work place
any of you autists got any plans for tonight
>>64750547
>we just used our wall of anonymity to make fun of him and shit all over his life
Speak for yourself dickhead.
>>64750596
not leaving room because house mates have people round
>>64750608
threadcunt pls
>>64750596
Gonna defrag my computer, might organise my Winamp library too.
>Head
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Has that nipple-tweaking Aussie soccer paedo been arrested yet?
>>64750620
nah it was his daughter so that makes it ok in the media's eyes as he is not black
>>64750620
He's booking tickets to indonesia as we speak, as all pedos do.
>>64750586
I agree
>>64750596
lol no, might unironically watch the agdq Banjo-Kazooie run in an hour
>>64750619
>Don't blush baby sign in the background
Gotta ban that insensitive nonsense.
>>64750608
>calling your mum and dad your housemates
>>64750624
Pulling the old RC run from your heinous crimes trick ay? Typical degenerate Australians.
>>64750638
>degenerate
Based light up wickets saving the day.
Need to bring them in for tests desu
>>64750596
cones
DUDE etc
>>64750651
trip and proxy on you degenerate scum
Based RATM playing
>>64750608
piss bottle ready
>>64750596
keen for a pint and a bit of banter desu
>>64750665
bom bom bom BOM BOM BOM
>>64750540
No. Someone mentioned a funeral song in the other thread, so I thought now would be the time to get off my ass and finish making my song that I promised you guys last year.
>>64750668
knit your socks threadcunter
Daniel has a more active social life than me
I'm a freshcunt, did this memespouter ever get caught?
>what if Daniel feigned leaving to allow him to expand and solidify his statsautist, AMS and other kiwi alter egos?
faaa-
>>64750694
Don't say freshcunt. It's stupid unless you are actually a teenager.
No one gives a fuck about AMS. If he stopped posting, no one would notice.
>>64750719
>this is somehow considered a bad thing
who /misc/ here?
the heat is on
the heat is oh-hon
its on the street
>>64750740
>LE BRAH XD
>LE GAINZ XD
>LE BERTSTARE XD XD
kys
>>64750753
negged
>>64750596
No. Might smoke some weed and play battlefield 4 when the cricket is over. Got no plans til sunday night.
Fuck buddy one is in europe
Fuck buddy two is in NSW
Fuck buddy three hasnt talked to me for ages
Who alt.* here?
>>64750758
>calling your brothers fuck buddies
No one's mentioned Daniel for several posts. fuck I'd better say something. RIP in peace Daniel.
Never seen a congregation of more people with sever mental illness in my life
All of you collectively kill yourselves
>>64750767
t. cuckiel
>>64750758
>LOOK HOW ALOOF AND ALPHA I AM XD
>>64750769
t. threadcunt
>>64750773
>stage one: denial
He's gone mate.
Berisha!
Huge
>Melbourne Renegades chief executive Stuart Coventry’s position is also under scrutiny after he described the timing of the woman’s allegations as “opportunistic”.
>Coventry’s employer, Cricket Victoria, indicated they would confront him about the comments.
>“Cricket Victoria are committed to demonstrating that our sport respects girls and women and were working incredibly hard to ensure that is the case,” said Cricket Victoria boss Tony Dodemaide.
I know the UK is supposed to be SJW ultimate but I like to think we also have a common sense-o-meter in situations like this
>>64750773
how often do teams get bowled out in T20?
>>64750779
no one misses you cuckiel
>>64750782
Sometimes you need to burn a few niggers to market your product to women.
saxon on king of /cric/ watch
/cric/ has to be one of the worst things about 4chan
99% of this thread has no relation to cricket. Why even come here? Go make an aussie general on r9k if you want to feel like you're part of a little clubhouse
>>64750804
t. LSCM
>>64750782
>“Cricket Victoria
kek
KEK
>>64750804
>Why even come here?
Exactly. Why do you keep coming here if you hate it so much?
>>64750804
why is the MCG filled for T20 but empty for non-ashes tests?
Just woke up lads.
>>64750814
Because "test" "cricket" is dead
>>64750814
Because tests are boring, autismal affairs
>>64750814
Because Melbourne is full of T20-loving curries and filthy casuals.
>>64750804
/cric/ is pretty comfy outside of the bogan summer casuals
imagine my face when I came to this thread during australian winter and then saw how it changed during its summer
>>64750784
Not often, only 20 overs to bat and the pitches favor the batters.
>>64750804
You might enjoy this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yPzMXLenzw
poo peeland bbl team when
Lads, we should make a list of things you should take to a BBL/T20 match
Beach ball
KFC bucket (for wearing on your head)
Watermelon
Your children (or your wifes children)
>>64750840
dont blush baby banner
Rate my bet lads
>>64750835
Just listen to the faggot.
What should I have for dinner fellas? HJ's, KFC or Maccas?
>>64750840
Piss bottle.
>>64750840
Rape whistle
>>64750840
A good book
>>64750847
As good as done m8
>>64750840
Ajay cutout face mask
>>64750887
t. cuckiel
>don blash bebe
>>64750840
condom
just kidding, you'll never need that.
>>64750840
Taser.
>>64750897
Its OK mate shushhh he's gone mate
>>64750840
Craig Fosters daughter
>>64750840
Sneaky drink bottle filled with goon.
>>64750901
A toilet
just kidding, you'll never use that.
>>64750840
Air freshener.
>>64750840
CG DINDU NUFFIN sign
>>64750933
That's not on man.
Heat @ 4.40 is great value lads
>>64750933
>>64750947
Remember to report anti-social behaviour.
Daniel reference.
>>64750965
t. cuckiel
Did they mention the official attendance yet?
>>64750963
goy detected
pissbane peet Ltd.
>>64750972
33,000 mate
>>64750973
>LE GOY XD
>LE /POL/ ARMY XD XD
>>64750970
Shh don't drag it out mate. He's gone. He hurt you I know. Shhh
>>64750989
>>64750990
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
Thinly veiled Daniel post
>>64750996
I love spag bol m8, u shut your mouth
ricing my android phone atm
>>64751009
Neat.
>>64750990
>>>/reddit/
>>64751019
He doesn't actually have anything to do with rice the food, statschink
>literally anyone in charge of taking a catch
>>64750990
>>64750989
Holy shit. Just because I say the word 'goy' doesn't mean I am anti-semitic (although I am).
>>64751050
This is basically an admission of ignorance.
Lads the love of my life just left me and is aborting our child ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPOMHM6waxk
FUCK
Got a new bike today lads. What do you think?
>>64751077
Doing any illegal street racing tonight?
anyone else blazed?
Why is au/sp/ so ded now
>>64751077
your fat and i hope you crahs
>>64751077
Based goosey
>>64751088
I've got a flight at 7am to brisbane.
>>64751085
WA tbqh
HEAD FUCKING GOAT
>>64751082
Nah, but heading to the track tomorrow.
>>64751093
I'm not fat, I've got a lot of muscle bulk. Noobs like you who don't go to the gym can't recognise.
>>64751094
Not him m8.
>>64751077
Why don't these "men" wax their eyebrows.
>kekete
>>64751088
Most people are in the tennis thread.
So this silly cunt reckons he's gonna dress up as ISIS and go to Hungry Jacks in Queen street Mall tomorrow as some form of protest, what an absolute madman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjm0_-vDLYU
>>64751117
???????????
>>64751095
>>64751117
Hope he gets the Bacon Deluxe
>>64751124
He better not get any whoppers tomorrow then, unless he wants to get caught in the AFP crossfire.
>>64751060
No it isn't, goy.
>>64751117
cooked
>all that shit thrown on the field
>>64751117
>220 views
This is literally you.
>>64751134
Dr I need advice PLEASE
>>64751067
>>64751050
Hey RC post some more karaoke. I liked your voice, bud.
>>64751153
>implying I live on the shitty east coast
>>64751117
fucking hell, daniel's gone for one day and this is what you guys resort to
>>64751167
Nice. West coast best coast.
>>64751177
I'm just came to say I'm very upset my team is losing.
We're out of the comp now right?
>>64751182
what comp?
>>64751185
BBL, by out I mean no chance of finals
>>64751191
i know, i was jokingly implying that no one here actually talks about cricket. strikers are too good though hey
>>64751191
if you beat darwin you can still make playoffs
>>64751154
Peeality poo is an expert on abortions.
>>64751203
?
>>64751203
;_;
>>64751204
giving 'em dicks and RU486
lads
>>64751203
>sydney and lelbourne both get 2 teams
>NT doesn't get any
Do they even play much cricket up there to warrant it?
>>64751219
every game would be rained out lel
>>64751221
Good point.
>>64751219
I'd support the formation of the Darwin Blacks
>>64751221
do it indoors
>>64751221
play indoors
>>64751234
It's 2016 anon.
why cant all brown people be respectful to interviewers like jayawardena
>>64751270
literally who?
>>64751270
Because he's a pussy ass faggot.
Mahela literally means female, not even memeing.
>>64751270
>dat casual racism
>>64751285
Fuck off reality cuck
just saw War of the Worlds for the first time on channel 7 lads
>>64751285
>LE EVERYTHING IS RACISM LMAO XD XD
>>64751285
Hello peeality poo.
Have you got any more lies to tell today?
>>64751302
croooz
>>64751291
>>64751308
He's joking you dumb cunts, that's a MWNN reference
>>64751319
>LE INSIDE FORUM JOKES XD XD
>>64751325
>LE I DONT GED ID xD xD
>>64751328
>LE IM SO WITTY AND HAVE GREAT COMEBACKS LMAO.
>LE SEKRET CLUB JOKES. MWNN LMAO
>>64751328
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_about_abortion
Heres a list to choose from for your next karaoke
>>64751337
>>64751340
Nothing worse than MWNN apologists in a thread.
>>64751337
You'll never best based Reality "Don't need a franger, she's owns a coathanger" Christ
Guys, these threads are really bad now.
>>64751343
>>64751347
this place went to shit without goosey keeping things on track
>>64751388
Agreed.
>>64751399
>LE IM A PSYKIC LMAO XD XD
>tfw you really just want to hear RC's nice voice again but he won't post another karaoke
Did anyone save his vocaroo?
Related, did anyone ever save the vocaroo of Convict singing the I know everything about cricket pasta? Or perhaps the Britbong reading the remove peshwari nan pasta with an Indian accent?
kylie still got it lads
>>64751428
This. Honestly, there is no point watching women sports. They are simply inferior athletes - the level of competition is just really low in comparison to men's sports. Even amateur sports are more worth while to watch. At least you get to see up-and-coming players.
>>64751428
>>64751435
>>64751439
>LE WOMEN ARE EVIL, KILL THEM ALL XD XD
>/POL/ ARMY ASSEMBLE LMAO
>>64751439
ITS 2016
>>64751446
Projecting.
Kill yourself, you fucking autistic sexist freak.
>>64751345
Yes there is
Its you
>>64751451
>2006 was 10 years ago
so sick of seeing this Uggo in the OP
>Australia
Nuke when?
Does this Mel bint actually know anything about cricket or is she just there for men to look at?
Surely their decision to hire her would be just as degrading to women if that were the case
>>64751460
Please I am "literally" everything that manchild is not.
>>64751464
Racism and sexism should not be tolerated in the year 2016!
>>64751468
POST A FUCKING KARAOKE FOR FUCK SAKE GOD DAMN IT
>>64751424
this
pull your finger out, rc
Only oldfags remember Danielle.
>>64751468
But he can actually set foot in Australia unlike your fraudulent arse
>>64751473
Honestly, RC has a great voice. He should do covers for songs.
>>64751485
>Straffo
W-What?
>>64751460
Stop replying
Can anyone else sing here?
>>64751500
Sorry I'm not fresh with the latest /cric/ memes.
*farts*
>>64751512
RC can't I'm pretty sure. Would be open to him posting some karaoke as proof though.
>>64750531
>>64750531
>>64750531
>>64751522
>>64751532
Post some karaoke then
>>64751541
The lies and crumbling narrative are, yes
Hello peeality poo.
Have you got any more lies to tell today?
mfw channel 10's cricket ads always put special effects like explosions and lightning bolts and video game sounds on cricket footage in commercials because even they know it's a boring sport that nobody would willingly watch without being tricked into it
Who /bet/ here?
Put $50 on Sadeleide before the toss @$1.65, $50 after the toss @ $1.80 and another $50 after the heat inning @$2.10.
Feels pretty good lads. Was thinking about a cool $100 at the innings break but I needed beer money and didn't wanna give the bank faggots $1.50 just to withdraw money
>>64751603
yep you got it m8, 80k attended expecting to see lightning bolts and shit
>>64751625
Melbourne casual fans will literally fill up the """""g""""" if the big strong ads tell them to
apologies for not getting to your requests tonight. I'm in a somber mood so decided to upload this instead: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zLApLVMAt4
>>64751625
>LITERALLY unironically thinking that 80 thousand people watching a game means anything
800K would be impressive for australia standards but even then it's less than one percent of people who watch the superbowl
Just face the fact that cricket is so boring that they can't even make a commercial for it without trying to make it look more exciting than it really is
>>64751653
>800K inside a stadium
>>64751665
>inside a stadium
At real sporting events majority of the money is made from advertisements on TV channels from people watching at home, which outnumbers the people who physically go to the stadium
Of course you wouldn't understand that, being a cricket fan
>>64751643
Your deep singing voice works well here. I actually daydreamed a bit during it and forgot i was listening to you
>>64751643
I'm not listening to that until you bring back the bali 9 lads from the dead
>>64751680
Point was 80K was simply those who were inside the stadium, not the viewing figures
>>64751692
My point is stadium numbers don't count for shit
>>64751680
How does the A-League survive when womens cricket gets 4 times as many viewers?
>>64751653
>800K would be impressive for australia standards
Can't tell if you're baiting or just a genuine retard. BBL gets tv audiences in the millions.
>>64751705
So the explosion and lightning bolt ads are actually working on bogans?
>>64751611
>>64751711
You are literally a wogball fan who is seething with anger that a fun meme cricket league literally obliterates your failure sport in terms of popularity and viewership.
>>64751721
>anime reaction image
>>64751703
It does in the context that we were talking about.
80k people shelled out money to go see a game because they enjoy it, not because there's lightning bolts coming out of the TV ad
>weebs without a paki or T&T flag ITT
Disgusting
>>64751721
>a-league
K E K
>>64751721
>your failure sport
And what sport would that be, dumb animeposter?
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>>64751750
Your favourite sport.
>>64751643
Do a Johnny Cash song pls.
>>64751755
What if I think all sport is shit and only came to /sp/ to shitpost about the silly cartoon special effects cricket ads I see on TV
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY
>>64751774
>le i hate sport
Loser effeminate social outcast freak detected.
Rate my filters lads
>>64751781
gee I wonder who the insecure one in this conversation is
>>64751784
>filtering literally anything
wanking to facebook pics atm
>>64751793
tempted to go outside and wank on the grass, is that going to do any damage to the grass?
>>64751787
You. You are also the furious one lmao.
But really, I've never met an Australian male who hates sports that isn't a massive loser. Most of they time they're gay SJWs.
>>64751690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1039jwkbmXX
>>64751784
>LI FUGG LI STADSGUND AND REEALIDEE CHEGG :DDD
This freshgunt on peeicide watch
>>64751643
This is great, mate. I like your voice a lot.
>>64751801
Pretty good. You should consider trying out for Indonesian Idol
stop indulging tripfags
>>64751799
it'll damage your dignity
>>64751801
Sing Johnny Cash - Hurt next. You got the voice for it
>>64751843
if nobody finds out it'll damage nothing
all I care about is if it'd kill that patch of grass or smell for a week or something
>>64751719
It's not really gambling if you're betting against pissbaine
>>64751856
Just do it on your neighbours lawn if you're going to be such a bitch about it
>>64751856
The grass will be fine but I don't think it'll appreciate it though.
>>64751799
That's how you get ents.
>>64751856
/fit/ here. You can expect your lawn to show massive gains from that much protein
>>64751830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uUDfC5vTCN
>>64751902
God this is impressive.
Is Dr Reality Check related to RC cola?
>>64751959
World Waughner II is their sister
>>64751959
RC stands for Royal Crown.
The Royal Crown belongs to the one and only WalkGod.
>>64751399
>Aussie flag defending RC by using the trifecta of the only put downs RC can come up with
kek
KEK
K E K
ABORTED NARRATIVE
>>64752029
That guy was defending me?
Just out of curiosity, how badly do you want everything I say is a lie? Is your life so worthless that what I write must seem godlike to you?
>>64751876
kek
Morning lads
>>64752687
get any emails?
>>64752322
oh, trust me, I'm one of your silent majority... I certainly have no doubt that you have:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
I don't doubt you for a second.
>>64752322
>Just out of curiosity, how badly do you want everything I say is a lie?
My minimal expectations for someone to be Godlike is to be able to form coherent sentences.
>>64752931
When you type at 200 WPM you're bound to make the odd mistake
>>64752850
you're the flava flav to his chuck D
>>64754170
No one is replying to your post.
Time to samefag it up a bit imo
>>64754201
just got one lad
>>64754211
Yeah I gave you another one
>>64754170
Everyone in that thread has really bad skin.
>>64754236
appreciate it
>>64754332
worse than warnie?
>>64754354
when you're looking for slags always check for the Shane Warne Seal of Approva(TM)l to ensure the highest quality slags with the lowest standards possible!
>liz from england says "i'll take the smell of morning alcohol breath over the smell of curry any day of the week"
>>64754480
why is that dude to his left trying to check out his package? doesn't he know that the hayne train doesn't make any stops in new south poofington?
What a champion.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35240143
Well
I think
I'll wrap
this thread
up
so that
what's going on here
Daniel
can have
a thread
instead of
another fucking
Holly thread
threadcounter
you horrid cunt
New thread.
>>64755450
>>64755450
>>64755450
>>64755450
>>64755450
NEW THREAD
>>64755623
>>64755623
>>64755623
NEW THREAD
>>64755639
jesus christ almighty can you mongs pick a different picture other than the same 2/3 to start a holly thread with?
idk this chick (short of the "a day in the life" video) but i'm already getting sick of her laying on the ground compelling ~5 portly australians to whack it to the fantasy of doing her right there on the pitch.
actually that's a pretty hilariious mental image desu