/heem/ - Eternal PVZ Edition

1st for /a/

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>>64748058
First for husbandos

>>64748058
Look at me, I am the new thread now

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RDA vs McGregor should be pretty fun to watch

>>64748033
If you don't think Conor will fight Frankie in UFC 200 then you might as well kill yourself RIGHT NOW

>>64748101
I will most certainly bet on that one

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HEY MEESA MAGREGGO

IF JEW WANNA COME TO LIGHT DIVISION THIS MY DIVISION MAN
IS BEDDA TO STAY ON FODDAWEIGHT DIVISION

>>64748073
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>>64748073
>>64748073
>>64748073
Real thread

>Two blockbuster title fights will headline a UFC 197 pay-per-view event March 5 in Las Vegas, according to sources.

>Newly crowned featherweight champion Conor McGregor (19-2) will move up in weight and challenge lightweight champion Rafael dos Anjos for the 155-pound championship. In the co-main event, female bantamweight champion Holly Holm will seek her first title defense against Miesha Tate (17-5).

>Bleacher Report first reported the matchups Thursday. Multiple sources have confirmed the bouts to ESPN.

>The UFC has not announced either title fight, and sources say bout agreements have not yet been signed.

>UFC 197 will take place at either Las Vegas' MGM Grand Garden Arena or Mandalay Bay Events Center, sources said.

>>64748134

HEY MAN THIS MY DIVISION

>>64748134
He is scared nao, but at least it will be the red panty night

>>64748134
He is a nice guy.

>>64748140
Double agent faggot

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>>64748140

>>64748134
At least Conor can shit-talk with a dude that speaks english (sort of) now.

>>64748140
>>64748155

Based Peru working the marks

>>64748134

>is normal

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>>64748140
Thread wars are cancer

>>64748178
He doesn't speak that bad, don't be a faggot

>>64748222

t. Alberto Messisosa

>>64748228
t. Alberto GetShotsa

>>64748255

t. Albero Messisosa

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You now remember Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone

>>64748228
>>64748255
>>64748260
Autism.

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>>64748140
Just stay here, it was first and /heem/ doesn't care about quality threads anymore.

>>64748263
t. Alberto Salchipaposa

>>64748260
Give it up son. Your joke was shit the first time and he blew you out.

t. Mucho Trabajo

>>64748263

t. Alberto Pizzarososa

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>>64748228
>>64748255
>>64748260
Samfags

>>64748280
>>64748298
And now I'm hungry.

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How bad is Cruz going to get btfo?

An argentinian walks into a spanish bar.
A Spaniard is smoking a cigarette, blowing smoke rings.
The Argentinian walks up to him and says "What did you just say about my mother?"

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>>64748289
>>64748314
(you)

>C-Conor's scares of Dos Anjos!!!!

Literally gonna be another 1st round KO. Replay of the Aldo fight

RDA will last a little longer though, but he'll overextend, get tagged then beaten down for a good 10 seconds before Big John comes in with the illegal knee to a downed opponent to save the day

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>>64748328
>spic ""humor""

>>64748341
Conor is dungoofed if RDA can take him down, but yeah probably a 1st round KO

>He doesn't think oblique kicks should be banned

Lose my number

if he wins, what is mc meme's next move?

>>64748316

t. Alberto Pizzasosa

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>>64748330
>look how good I can proxy

>two titles fights announced only 2 months away

nice having some fighting champions instead of ones that take 8 months between fights

>>64748317
Do fighters get to keep the belt even once they've lost it?

So there is a warehouse with dozens of UFC belts somewhere?

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>>64748400
moving to the Mohawk Territory of Kahnawake in Quebec, Canada to join the team

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>>64748418
Soy Argentino gringo pelotudazo.
Dedicate a recibir disparos una vez por mes.

In other news, is Dana a /heem/ poster?

>>64748228
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>>64748260
>>64748314
>>64748330

Me all of those desu

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Always wanted to ask what does heem stand for

Is it from heem sleepy or what

dos anjos will destroy conor.

>>64748435

t. Mandrama barbofaggot

>>64748472

W H A L E
H
A
L
E

>>64748472
homosexuals
exiles
executing
memes

GUYS FRIENDS TRICKED ME INTO TACKING A LOT OF ACID ITS STARTING TO KICK IN WHAT SHOULD I DO

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>>64748435
They keep it. Frank Mur gave each of his kids a belt

>>64748472
Hitting Each & Every Man

>>64748533
Watch Lawler vs Macdonald 2 on fight pass

>>64748533
>tacking

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>>64748533
BARREL ROLLS BREH, JUST DO BARREL ROLLS YOU'LL BE FINE. TRUST ME, HAVE I EVER STEERED YOU WRONG?

>>64748533

Watch Gian Villante get heemed by based Filthy

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>>64748465
Puedo usar traductor Google demasiado amigo

>>64748599
>that grammar
Jamas vas a poder hablar un idioma goat tier, por mas que mucho lo intentes.
Solo tus descendientes con mezcla mexicana lo van a poder hacer.

>>64748533
go somewhere quiet, don't panic. Just allow whatever you feel to come and go as it pleases. Listen to some of your favourite music or go be in nature if possible.

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>>64748533
If this is your first, welcome. It is a visceral experience that first time. When the veil recedes and you finally see how fragile the beauty really is. The ocean of shit, waves of bile we surf searching roses. Roses stemming deep in the viscous that is 4chan. Always temporary, as is the nature of the board, but to realize we sat plucking petals and bending stalks when we could be spreading seeds is a brutal reality check.

You've pupated anon, but it isn't your final form. You will continue to regress, hence evolve, along the path of pure lucidity to the meta-form: The Crystal Child. A state of pure autism. Embrace it. You're here forever.

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>>64748632
>>>/int/

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>>64748639
>an aussie being a good lad
WAT HAPEN WIT YU STRAYA?
WAT HAPEN?

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>>64748484

YEA FUCK RONDA

>>64748484
keep dreamin

typical aussie late to the party has no idea whats goin on. this da mcgregor show.

Admit it /heem/, you're scared of my overhand left.

is the weight cut that bad for mcgregor? imagine the shitposting if he fucks up rda?

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>>64748484
>________ will destroy conor.
can't wait to update this image.

>>64748701
can you please get a trip so I can filter you? thanks

>>64748484
RDA is Aldo without the talent, he'll get smoked

HAFAEL IM COMIN

Not sure what to tell you guys, but all I can say is that this is NOT confirmed. Merely rumors.

>>64748778
>overhand
>left

>>64748790
>he can't handle the bantz
Common spain, get it together

>>64748840
what bantz? Everything you post is cringe.

>>64748813
>spics in charge of knowing anything about fighting
heem yourself

>>64748857
I would literally heem you in under 20 seconds
From the shit you post I can tell you're either 13 years old or a shut in beta looking for validation

>>64748779
Conor is a Featherweight (135-145)
RDA is a Lightweight (145-155)

Conor is moving up to fight for the Lightweight belt

If he wins, he will be the only multiple belt holder in UFC history
If he loses, nothing happens

RDA has everything to lose and nothing to gain
Conor has nothing to lose

RDA = fucked

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>>64748856
>he doesn't appreciate argie autism
>>64748873
>no fun allowed
I will literally tap you in under 1 minute

Dos Anjos will finally end the meme

>>64748863
Jesus what a tasteless trash, he is literally a clown

>>64748863
>FRONT DOOR INTO THE LIVING ROOM
POOR AF

>>64748935
Dos Anjos is slower and stiffer than Aldo, he'll pressure and get countered, won't even last a round, easy one for Conor

>>64748863
Why does he act like such a pikey?

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how much better will Conor be without such a harsh weight cut?

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http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gardai-investigating-picture-of-ufc-champion-conor-mcgregor-appearing-to-hold-gun-34345395.html

GARDAI have confirmed they are investigating a photo posted by UFC champion Conor McGregor to social media.

The photo appears to show the athlete posing with what is believed to be an airsoft pellet gun.

>>64748863
G O A T

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>>64748966
>This level of influx of casual Conor Nuthuggers
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449670970568.webm

>>64748991
kek the fuckin pikey

>>64749002
I've been on heem longer than you you fucking italian nigger

>>64748991
Why is he posing with guns?

>>64748966
but rda don't have 30 fights on him, he is in his prime

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I would heem myself if I was forced to wear this shit

>>64749013
how do you know that?

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>>64748140

>>64749026
Why do effaggots care about impressing strangers so much?

>>64749051

Reebok's are bottom tier sneakers family. Just an order above Sketchers.

>>64749019
oh really schlomo?

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>>64749013
>>64749036
This spic is mad as fuck, don't worry, he will not be here next week, watch.
In other news where is the rican and the kenyafag?
Were they proxies?

>>64749082
yeah i want to see mcshit getting btfo

>>64749093
RDA has 32 pro fights on him

>>64749090
>In other news where is the rican and the kenyafag?
see, everything you post is cringe
I would literally kill you

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>>64749114
>asking about top quality posters is cringe
how?
>unironically makings threats on the internet
how insecure are you?

>>64748778
I'm not afraid of anyone's overhand left.

>>64748966
>Dos Anjos is slower and stiffer than Aldo

Casuals leave

>>64748779
He's cutting less weight than usual, from 30 to 20 pounds, which can be much more optimal than say 20 to 10

>>64749100
lets just say i changed my vote to mcgregor before the aldo fight
lets see it this way, it won't be easy as aldo unless he can score a knockout and even if he will scoring a knockout aginst someone that have the same height as you is slightly harder

>>64749140
>asking about top quality posters is cringe
>how?
Because you unironically miss anonymous people from the internet
>unironically makings threats on the internet
>not getting the reference
Just kill yourself you fucking casual

>>64749154
I'm barely ever wrong on heem, we'll see on ufc 197. RDA is nothing more than a brute, he'll get flattened in the first round

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>>64749007
im curious, are you irish or a foreigner? cuz ur acting pretty treacherous on here

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To root for RDA over McGoobs on this one basically means hating the sport or being a brazilian, which is pretty much the same.

>>64749191
Whatever his height Dos Anjos is a decision brawler, up against probably the best counter striker in the UFC right now. It's a mismatch IMO

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>>64749018
Why wouldn't you pose with guns? Are you gay or something?

>>64749196
>he doesn't enjoy memeing with specific flags on /heem/
lad...
>I'm barely ever wrong on heem
Heem yourself you filthy spic, all you are good for is to get pounded at literally every combat sport ever created.
Name one relevant champion Spain had at any combat sport.

>>64749223
>trigger discipline

Proud of the lads.

>>64749227
If you get any more butthurt you'll have a heart attack lol

>>64749212
pettis,nate diaz and benson are good strikers too

>>64749209
>To root for RDA over McGoobs on this one basically means hating the sport

Nah I just don't like conor m8

>>64749258
They are not really counter strikers though

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>>64749246
top kek, you actually can't name a champion, i tought you were gonna look for one obscure boxing champion you once had, not even that.
Spaniards literally can't talk about fighting

>>64749269
If you're dragging personal emotions into a sporting contest, then your perspective is that of a casual.

>>64749271
Pettis and Benson have pretty decent counters.
But let's be honest, they are not even close to the level of technique and boxing Mcgregor.

>>64749275
we're not talking about fighting, we're talking about MMA
Name one relevant MMA Argentinian. You can't.

We have the living legend Abner Lloveras, you might remember him fron TUF which is farther than any italian indian from your joke country has ever gone.

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>>64749302
>you might remember him from TUF
>He doesn't know Ponzinibbio, who literally destroyed every opponent at TUF Brazil and is now 3-2 in the UFC with two KO's
Way better than anything a spaniard ever achieved

>>64749324
Ponzi-who? LOL

>>64749302
>Name one relevant MMA Argentinian
Maximo Blanco

Checkmate

>>64749331
Filthy casual.

>tfw i could heem every here

>>64749352
He's still in the ufc? Didn't he threaten to stab his opponent or something?

>>64749355
>>64749352
I don't give a shit about no name italian indians, if you do then you need to get a life

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>>64749331
Still better than anything Spain has to offer.
He even unironically Ko'd a black man.
Also
>LOL
Reddit out
>>64749352
This is a spic fight, don't get involved floody

>>64749363
No no no he offered him to 'cleanse' him as in to make him white maximally

>>64749288
You've said multiple times that you like McGregor and it's obvious that you hope that he wins against RDA

By your logic you're a casual

>>64749369
liking mcgregor is not casual unless you're irish

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>>64749364
>being THIS casual
How new are you though?
You don't even get the Blanco joke, god damn, you are autistic as fuck

>>64748387

>he thinks oblique kicks should be banned
>he thinks headbutt and knees/kicks to the head of a downed opponent should be banned
>he doesn't think there should be ufc 1, single round no time limit no eye gouging, fish hooking, and added no nut shots (except to Joe Son)

Filthy

Casual

>>64749369
I do like him, but that doesn't guarantee I'll be rooting for him.

When it comes down to it you have feelings toward any fighter, but that cannot sway your objective opinion.

UFC 200
> McGregor vs Pettis

>>64749389
People root for people they like, what do you mean with "sway"?
Rooting for someone has little to do with opinion, you just like him or you don't.
And if you don't like him you'll root for the other guy because you wanna see guy 1 get heemed to fuck.

>>64749377
>liking mcgregor is not casual unless you're irish
Now that Ronda is kill he's literally the biggest draw for casuals in the entire sport m8

>>64749389
>I do like him, but that doesn't guarantee I'll be rooting for him
You literally just said that to root again McGregor means you hate the sport, which means you either hate the sport or are rooting for McGregor. Which is it?

>>64749415
conor will heem rda m8

stop doubting and join the team

>>64749432
I'm not doubting him, i think he has a pretty good chance of heeming RDA, but i can also see RDA winning.
Now if you ask me who i want to win obviously is RDA.

>>64749426
In this instance, yes. Undoubtedly, you have to root for McGoobs.

Had McGoobs fought Nate, you'd have to be an imbecile or irish to root for McGregor.

>>64749408
200 will be mcmeme vs frankie after he ko's dos anjos in the 1st round

>>64749408
McGregor vs Lawler*

WE OUT HERE

>>64749448
whoever thinks RDA will last more than 1 rd against McGregor hasn't seen them fight

>>64749473
>fight announced
>everyone jumping on the wagon

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>>64749453
That might sound crazy, but Mcgregor walks around 170ish, if someone were to give him some of that Overeem horse meat that might actually be possible.

>>64749485
overeem clearly let himself drop on the floor there

>>64749483
go back to planning world war 3, RDA will be put to sleep inside 1 round

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>>64749502
He seems to do that sometimes, doesn't he?

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>>64749485
YOU KNOW MIKE, SOMEONE'S GOING TO BE A THREE-DIVISION CHAMP EVENTUALLY, AND PERSONALLY, I THINK CONNOR MCGREGOR CAN DO IT.

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>>64749485
>tfw that was over 10 years ago

>>64749515
After watching what Bendo, who is very similary built to Mcgregor, did to Thatch, it becomes an actual possibility. (very small)

>>64749443
>Undoubtedly, you have to root for McGoobs
Well it's certainly objectively better for the UFC if McGregor wins, but I don't really know why that forces my hand into rooting for him. McGregor's shit talk is great for the company, and he's one hell of an entertaining fighter, I just don't care for him very much as a person. Don't get me wrong though: I think the chances that McGregor ultimately wins are higher than RDA's.

Realistically though no matter who wins they're just going to get ragdolled by Khabib if his knees stop exploding

>>64749546
I'm yet to read the name khabib without the word ragdoll in the same sentence

>>64749546
Thats basically it. You said everything that needed to be said, the only thing to add is to devalue personal feelings and boil it down to facts which you did.

And I would agree with you on Khabib vs McGoobs. I seriously doubt that Khabib and McGregor will ever fight tho.

>>64749515
Conor's going to go to LW, destroy RDA, then move to welterweight, heem Robbie in under a round, then bulk up to LHW and show Jones the power of the left hand.

This is fact.

>>64749578
>lhw

He would be ultra manlet in that division

>>64749589
They don't mewv like he mewvs, though.

>>64749546
Who gives a fuck about what's good to the UFC?
Who are we? Schaub?

WHEN JONNY BONES COKE RIDDEN HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

>>64749565
It's like "Sea level" with Cain nowadays, it gets burned into your brain and used as part of your vocabulary when you describe them.

>>64749566
>I seriously doubt that Khabib and McGregor will ever fight tho.
Very true, I don't see the UFC making it very easy for Khabib to get a title shot in the near future unless Conor loses to RDA. If he loses then the UFC doesn't really have any reason to protect him at lightweight anymore and they'll go ahead and schedule RDA vs Khabib 2 (provided he wins his return fight). If Conor wins then the UFC will hold a death grip on their cash cow and try and justify giving someone less deserving the shot. I understand that the UFC is a business and money talks, but as a fan of mma I think the champions need to fight the best opponents available to really be called champs.

>>64749602
Well as a fight fan considering the UFC is the world's premiere MMA organization it would make sense for MMA fans to want the company to succeed

>>64749320
Why does he have two belts?

>>64749682
One is the interim one he won off Mendes and the other is the "real" belt he got from Jose

Just kidding, the UFC has already negotiated for RDA to take a flop when they fight so they went ahead and gave him his belt

WHEN CONNY MCGOOBS COKE RIDDEN HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

>>64749678
I don't really care, all i care about it's fighting, doesn't matter if it happens in Japan or in Guatemala, i'll watch.
Even if the UFC doesn't succeeds, MMA will go on without them.

>>64749682

When you win/defend a belt you get to keep it.

>>64749695
>interim

Why is this still a meme in 2016?

>>64749719
Easy on the fumes.

>>64749703
Careful fronkie

Why is Conor ducking Frankie? What is he so afraid of?

>>64749749
>What is he so afraid of?
the shit tier pay day

>>64749749

Frankie is about 100x more Irish than Conor and this makes him feel inferior.

>>64749770
>>the shit tier pay day
Wouldn't it be better than the RDA pay day?

>>64749776

RDA can bring the bants

>>64749776
not really when he can market himself as 2 weight champ after rda

>>64749749
Hes keeping it for UFC 200 senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z77o6ks8jiw

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>>64749749
>ducking Frankie
by taking a tougher fight in a higher weight class? The real question is

why is Floyd ducking Conor?

>>64749825
money v notorious may 2017 senpai

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How do I pass drug tests /heem/

dog piss?

how many buys does 197 do?

i'm thinking 1million+

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You now remember BJ Penn called GSP a quitter and then quit on his stool in between rounds when they actually fought.

>>64749846
FOR SURE it makes +1m

>>64749845
Expensive drugs that mask or evade them

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>>64749860

Thanks faM. Have another Rock Cock

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do you miss him /heem/

>>64749874
Luke Rockhard

>>64749845

>Accuses Vitor of roiding
>Is also roiding

>>64749854
>you will never have Hendo-tier power

:(

>>64749858

194 did 1.2 - is there enough time for Conor to hype the fight? Not sure casual fans care about seeing RDA fight desu

Holly on the card is smart, but do people really want to see her fight Tate? Seemed like people like her so much because she beat Ronda

>>64749926
"Conor's next fight" is all the UFC needs to promote it.
A couple soundbites of Conor verbally abusing RDA, cut to Aldo going stiff, and the card will do better than 194.

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>>64749926
Conor himself brings 1m FOR SURE.
>>64749945
Where were you spic?
Cooking some paella?

>>64749945
i can't wait for connor to heem weidman in 20 seconds
he will hold 4 belts by 2017

>>64749968

>Stockton Slap someone as they try to get full guard

Trolling or just retarded?

>>64749968
unlike you, I don't live in heem

>>64749980
He's quite retarded, but i like the guy.

>>64749979
get with the times pal, rockhold has the belt and won't let go of it

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>>64749984
>not being a true fight fan
do i have to say it, casual?
OUT
U
T

>>64748317
what kind of faggot would have a belt in a wedding photo, nothing says woman you come second more than that

americans are fucked

>>64749995
>putting women first in your life
>2016
you're making a horrible mistake.
JUST

>>64749994
>telegraphs
>loops
>looks at the floor
lol he's going to get emasculated by conor in within 5 exchanges

>>64749995
>putting a woman above anything else
beta cuck detected

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I still can't believe he did it heem.

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Judge on phone during tuf fights

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>>64749879
I listen to his podcast to make it bearable. Truly the peoples champ.

>>64750024
It's not gonna be a 1st round KO by neither. Watch Conor vs Mendez again.
That's how i see the fight going the first 2 RDs then i can see Mcgregor getting the better of RDA.

>>64749879
yes i miss pride nogs

if i ever see conor inside of The Sub im going to knock seven shades of shite out of the cunt

>>64750045
If it lasts more than 5 exchanges or 1 round I will say Argentina is a respectable country

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>watching jre
>pic related starts talking
>I wish they would show highlights of previous fights between rounds

Why is he the literal worst.

>>64750132
>ADD americans

>>64750037

>tfw all his interviews are by phone and have bad sound quality

at least joe gets people in his studio

>said i'd never pick against conor after aldo fight
>picking RDA to beat him

who else like this

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>>64750132
Did he said that though?

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>mfw Tate beats Holly and Ronda then beats Tate and in the end Holly kills Ronda

fuck you bitches

>>64750184
What do people make promises with themselves about things they can't control?

>>64750188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urC9jtBhKkE
first 10 seconds

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>>64750205
He is a fucking idiot, confirmed

I want Mcgregor to fight RDA in Dublin, in the foggy dew

>>64750196

just a bit of internal fun lad

So if McGregor loses, then the Madden curse is pretty much confirmed, right?

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Will he put a clinic on Mighty Mouse again after cucking Dilladork?

>>64749845
I'm as straight as they come, but I'd let Luke Rockhold pound my bubble butt and finish on my tongue. No homo of course.

>>64750269
no he will split decision tj and his knees will blow up as he walks out of the cage,
then tj and faber fight for vacated strap

>>64750196
>what
>>64750257
Yeah i know lad, just wondering.

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AHHHHHH SAVE ME HERB!
HE'S KILLING MEEEEEEE!

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How do i achieve LHW WerDOOM mode lads?

>>64750334
fuck yoel

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Why did Cain put the division on hold for 3 years again?

Fuck that nigga

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>>64750340
Joo Jeetso in gi 3x/weekly
Legal steroids x F

>>64750378
Werdum will end his carrer.

>>64750269
He's going to lose to Dillaorm.

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>Jones with a shirt on

CONFIRMED FOR NOT PLAYABLE

>>64748991
He spent Christmas running around his house with automatic air soft guns, pretending he was special forces, he's a child with big toys

>>64748341
Most likely a play-by-play replay of the Cerrone Vs RDA bout.

>>64750457
Dummy

>>64750477
why are his teeth black?

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>>64750557
Pride Wandy is violence incarnate.

All of my envy.

>>64748990

She looks so hot there

>>64750557
>mfw I now remember guy mezger
the golden age

>>64750591
Why didn't Siver just touch gloves?

Is that american with the manlet fetish here? his journeyman bf got a fight

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10734010/top-flyweight-prospects-justin-scoggins-ray-borg-meet-at-ufc-196

>>64750045
> watch the fight where Conor fought on one knee employing a nick diaz style

It's not going to look like that.

Is RDA the hero /heem/ needs?

>>64748058

Is it true Connor will be fighting Dos Anjos at UFC 197?
That seems like a retarded business decision to me, should have dragged it out more, let him fight some bum opponents, bring in those 500m gates, keep people questioning
Now he will probably get knocked out and lose all his star quality
I mean moving up to a new weight division and fighting the best right off the bat doesn't seem smart

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How would Mc Ride hold up in the bantamweight division? potential GOAT material....

>>64750700
I think he should have fought Frankie at 197 then RDA at 200 with the claim that he cleared out his division. Now he needs to get a dog

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>>64750700
>Now he will probably get knocked out

nope

>>64750692
No, Nate is.

>>64750609
because he had been calling him a midget steroid head at all the press confrences, he was a lil bit salty

>>64750707
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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Where is the free money?

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>>64750707
He'd rack up a 50/50 score with some crazy af KO's but would lose a shit ton to subs because he doesn't give enough fucks to learn how to defend himself.

>>64750700
thats how Dana is, he fucks em and chucks em. wouldnt want anybody getting too big for him to handle

>>64750700
Decent enough gamble Tbh, if Conor loses it'll be because he'll get pressured and wrestle fucked and man handled for 5 rounds. If he can get beat down for 5 rounds and be beat up on the ground his rep will be fine because he was facing a "larger" fighter out of his "natural weight division". If he gets heem'd then his rep dips, unless it's a sub.

>>64750700
1. Conor has fought more in the LW division than in the FW prior to his UFC career.

2. RDA isn't the best fighter in the LW division

>people forgetting that RDA has now titanium in his jaw since it was broken

It's a big factor I believe.

>>64750837
>2. RDA isn't the best fighter in the LW division

i see the excuses are out early

>>64750846
He did walk through Petti's head kicks and straights that wobbled Gilbert but at the same time he's got underrated defense. He never was really getting cleanly hit by Pettis. He's got a fantastic ear muff guard especially for MMA.

>>64750700
ufc are jews, they want the biggest numbers
i bet connor didn't have a saying in this, but im sure he will work his shittalk magic in this fight for extra advantage.
will it work? maybe

>>64750848
Hard to argue when Khabib already beat him

>>64750848
>excuse

nigga what? It's a fact, healthy Khabib is the best in the division.

>>64750848
Its not an excuse, Khabib is the best fighter in the LW division.

But I suppose you'd actually have to follow the sport to know that.

>>64750892
>>64750892
true belfort is best at MW too

>>64750902
The only reason Belfort won against Rockhold was thanks to TRT

We've seen what a shell of himself he is without it

>>64750911
>TRT gives you the ability to execute a perfect spinning back kick to the face

>>64750921
Belfort wouldn't have even been in the cage to fight had he not revitalized his career after the Silva loss with TRT. Belfort has good technique, but we would have seen him get retired years ago had it not been for TRT

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>>64748472
Is that from the bodypaint shooting?

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Mr Maahgregor is going 0-3 in 2016 boys, the hype train is coming off the tracks.

>>64750896
>Healthy Khabib
>Motivated Penn
>GSP with that look in the eye

>>64750936
That doesn't mean anything, it still shows Rockhold was unable to do anything against that move, whether it was Belfort doing it or the fucking Mighty Mouse, he still got rekt. If it was some ground and pound type of fight for 5 rounds then you could nullify that loss but not this.

>>64750956
>GSP with that look in the eye

What?

>>64750967
> implying roids don't increase speed and strength

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I hespec The Conor for taking the fight. The Frankie fight was way easier on paper despite the exhausting weight cut. I'm really hyped for this card and it's also great seeing Holly fight before defending her title against Hogda.

>>64750956

>round 5 robbie
>full camp chad

>>64750974
That kick would knock him out even if it landed at 50% of its strength, it landed right to the face. It was just great technique, Rockhold got caught, stop lying to yourself Aussiebro.

>>64751035
robbie got btfo

Can you imagine how insane it would be if McGregor did claim both titles.

>>64751047
You can't just look at that kick in isolation. If Vitor is weaker and slower in general, he doesn't get Rockhold going back or have Rockhold as tentative. Vitor doesn't land that kick if he's on the back foot getting pushed around. There's a lot that goes into landing that kick. That's why fighters take roids, because they make you better.

>>64751079
My heart roots for RDA but I'd definitely want to see all the shit go down if Conor wins it.

>>64750967
>If it was some ground and pound type of fight for 5 rounds then you could nullify that loss but not this
Why on earth would you need a reason to 'nullify' his loss? Rockhold fucking dismantled Weidman after Weidman just got done wrecking Beflort. If Belfort's technique is still so great, why wasn't he able to perform and wipe the floor with Weidman? Oh right, because he wasn't roided to the gills this time

>>64751047
>That kick would knock him out even if it landed at 50% of its strength
The kick TRTor landed on Rockhold didn't even knock him out though, he had to finish him off with ground strikes. Obviously therefor the same kick at 50% power wouldn't have knocked him out either you idiot

>>64751138
Nice MMA math there you dumb retard.

And yeah I meant he'd still be able to finish the fight on the ground easily if the kick landed at 50%. Shut your fucking face.

>>64751144
Holy shit.

>>64751199

>implying ido wouldn't heem conor

>>64750956
>>GSP with that look in the eye
its 'Chuck Liddel with that look in his eye' not GSP you goof

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@SandhuMMA
BREAKING: UFC will hold events in Zagreb, Croatia on Sunday, April 10th & Rotterdam, the Netherlands on Sunday, May 8th per a press release.

Who /Promotional Malpractice/ here?

>>64751263
enjoy your struve vs bigfoot main event, i was hype for dutch ufc even but they can fuckoff

is the MW division the worst in the UFC?

outside of the chris, yoel is the top contender and he literally can't even go 3 rounds without gassing

>>64751275
>not being hyped for Struve vs Bigfoot
fake fitefan detected

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>Schaub received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[28] During the match, Schaub refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, moving away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[29] During the post-fight interview Brendan Schaub, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "They don't understand what they were seeing." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him".