Official Detroit Red Wings @ San Jose Sharks Thread

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LGRW.

Time for another comfy wings thread.

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>>64746224
go wongs

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Good morning everyone

>>64746331
Octopus looks like a bad ass mother fucker.

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>>64746331

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>that dumbass giveaway passing the puck right in front of the net

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Based Mrazek.

I've grown up in metro Detroit and I think I've just realized I have an Ontario accent. My gfs mom from Tennessee always makes fun of me

Not so fun fact: San Jose and Detroit both have 101 GF and 106 GA

>>64746432
>Tennessee accent talking shit
kek don't worry about it

>>64746432
What's an Ontario accent?

I'm bored already. Time to jurc off

>>64746455
Fuck I dunno man, a Canadian accent close to the US?

Listening to Ken Daniels I recognized that I say LAYG instead of leg, and eh after almost every sentence

>>64746490
I don't think that's a normal thing. I grew up in Southfield and Royal Oak I and don't talk like that.

>>64746432
I've lived in CA my entire life but I've played hockey with a lot of canadians/midwesterners so people give me a hard time about the way I pronounce some words

>hackey
>glove syave
>pyenalty

It's subtle but once you notice it you realize everybody else pronounces everything differently here

AA + Helm for Drouin. Would you do it?

i'm out

SCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRR.

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GOOOAAAALLL!!!!
DANNY DDD!

>braun

wtf r u doin m8

that was a thing of beauty

>>64746512
Eh, maybe I had a stroke as a kid

SCARRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

>that tap by larkin
>that pass by Z
>that SNIPE by danny

YES BOYS

>>64746561
>hackey

Do we really sound like that?

>>64746561
She gives me shit by throwing in words like 'rattled' N such. Also

>Eygg
>Park the Karr
>what's that about eh?

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>>64746625
I say hawkey

>>64746625
It's subtle but it's definitely different from how Californians pronounce it.

It's a lot of words. Mountain, brown, cow, etc.

Just picture a stereotypical Minnesotan and cut that in half. That's pretty much what it's like

>tfw I'm missing half the game for a concert
I-I'm not not missing much, right?

>>64746643
>>64746561
Do people really do this? Vocaroo please

>>64746666
This is 100% accurate

FUCK

God damn it. At least wait til the third to choke

>>64746671
If the concert is good, then nah.

>>64746686
Can't on my cell I guess

>>64746686
Yes, seriously. I have friends who went to school in the Midwest and say that I have a passable accent for someone who has lived their whole life in CA.

>WARD

nice

Riley's gotta bury an opportunity like that.

>>64746739
How did you get that accent?

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I want mickey

>>64746723
Some meme band from Sweden just played, Enforcer, they were breddy gud.

They were supposed to play last and I was gonna leave, but the band I wanna see switched with 'em so they have yet to come on. Fug.

>>64746773
Fargo was his favorite movie growing up

>>64746773
My best friend is from Milwaukee and got me into hockey when he moved here when we were 7. There were like 3 other midwesterners on our team and our coach was from Chicago so basically my whole hockey vocabulary has that accent. I'm on an adult league team now with a bunch of guys from Toronto area now. Over time the accent leaks into your regular vocabulary.

I don't notice it until someone brings it up. Or if someone says something hockey-related with a surfer/valley girl accent

>>64746801
Okay, cool. Know about them but never seen them.

Shit happens. Good thing there are plenty games left on the season.

can we stop blogging

*blogs*

>>64746877
Why? Thread is moving pretty slowly so I don't see the problem.

>>64746877
This >>64746904

>>64746686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pZ4SG6zyxT

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>authentic fanuary
>dedicated to our authentic fans
You can't make this shit up..

>>64746973
>watching the shorks broadcast

>>64747008
Never watched a sharks broadcast before, so why not give it a try and see how they do.

>>64746973
To be fair >we've been abused. Our worst season in over a decade, management gets shittier by the day, memes like ice girls, retro jerseys, goal songs, and poster giveaways, all while increasing ticket prices.

People are frustrated because the franchise used to be pretty down to earth and now that hockey is established and has a foothold, it's just a cash cow to the owners/gm.

I chose not to renew my season tickets for the first time in 6 years. I'm still a diehard fan, but I'm not giving them any more money.

>>64747044
Tbqh they're usually pretty unbiased. A bit memey but they give respect where respect is due and they'll call people out for dumb plays regardless of the team.

>>64746861
Like 8 years ago I was really into a band named Jeniferever From Upsalla. Pretty irrelevant but I feel like I should mention it

>>64747104
I remember when shorks and wings were in the playoffs, the announcers said, "I hope the Red Wings go to the east so I don't have to mention 'Pavel Datsyuk' as much...'

It was pretty cheeky

>>64747081
It just a little sad, as if they feel a need to separate authentic fans from the rest. But it's even worse if it's the way you describe it. I guess it's not really surprising that they act the way they do if hockey is established, but it's still a pretty shitty move. I hope they change their minds some day.

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post what you're drinking /sp/

>>64747141
I don't see how anybody could not like Pavel "pane of glass" Datsyuk

>>64747166
The "authentic" thing is just comcast or whatever cable company. The Warriors, Giants, A's, and Raiders (not sure about 49ers and Sacramento Kings) all have "authentic fan" nights with giveaways like posters or shitty sunglasses or something.

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>>64747170
I'm mad Italian tho

>reddit actually wants to trade nyquist, shehan, and marchenkno and 2 1st round picks for stamkos (after he signs for probably $9 mil a year)

>>64747166
If they say 'authentic fans' would own this newly made retro style jersey, then all the new fans buy it to fit in. They aren't separating them. Just making money off idiots.

>>64747104
Yeah, they been pretty decent thus far this game. I don't mind if commentators are a little bit biased, but it's a fine line and far to many cross it. Glad this guys don't seem to, not too much at least.

>>64747110
Never even heard of tbqh. Might look them up later. Music can really spread around the world quite well.

Uppsala*

>>64747166
You have to understand the economic climate of Detroit and Michigan. We love hockey, and the Red Wings are our only successful franchise.

Example: I know a chick who stayed up all night to make Swedish meatballs for Z and Nyquist because she was going to a signing the next day

>>64747234
I wish the subreddit wasn't so god damn retarded. If you say anything critical of the team you are literally hitler.

also people actively defend jurco. top kek

>>64747277
i wouldnt say that, you just have to hate ericsson, smith, or kindl

oh, and people actually think stamkos is good lol

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It's comcast, not really the teams.

Just a gimmick to fill seats.

Warriors are Friday, Sharks are thursday, etc.

>>64747277
>>64747234
Proof that reddit is the worst. I've never looked at their subreddit, might do that later for a laugh tho

>>64747263
https://youtu.be/yN_ejsHrzVU

I listen to them when I pass out drunk or I'm getting laid.

High five

>>64747221
>The "authentic" thing is just comcast or whatever cable company. etc.
Okay. Cool. Then they are the ones who are responsible for the Sharks coming off a little sad when that thing pops up.

>>64747256
I don't see how that wouldn't be separating them. If you claim that there are ***** fans, there must also be other fans. But I get your point.

>>64747275
It's from a Sharks broadcast, not a Red Wings one m8.

>Example: I know a chick who stayed up all night to make Swedish meatballs for Z and Nyquist because she was going to a signing the next day
That's pretty cute tbqh, I hope she got them to try them.

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>>64747310
I have comcast in michigan. I think it's a regional thing, pandering to California's hipster liberal population

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I work at a bar and this artsy chick whos in love with me painted me this.

I honestly give it a 9/10

>>64747371
did u fug her? Was she a 9/10?

>>64747331
I'll give it a listen after this period. Thanks.

I'd give you a high five back, but that would feel very reddit. And reddit seems very hated around here.

>>64747355
It is. CSN bay area is shit minus a few good people. Some try to come off as cool and quirky, the rest are geezers from decades ago where all of these sports were completely different yet they refuse to adapt.

It's frustrating.

>>64747371
Oh what the fuck

>That power play puck movement in the zone
9/10

>not scoring, barely shooting
1/10

>>64747393
Long ass story. I didn't because she was recovering from cancer, and I feel like the pussy wouldn't equate for the borderline stalker I'd aquire

>>64747453
dont let her give you shit, man

thats just mean

>>64747371
Not to shabby, looks good.

>>64747453
Glad you're doing better.

>>64747352
As a hockey fan digging a Zetterberg t, how well would I be received in a Swedish pub?

>>64747528
This. She wants the dick. Now you're indebted. Sorry anon, you have to fuck her now

>>64747547
You'd be received well just by being american and a nice person. But Zetterberg would get you a little further, no doubt. Not too many care much about NHL though, so don't expect people to know a whole lot about him.

>>64747548
I've got a mile long text message about how being fuck buddies would be 'no big deal'. Which makes me believe if I bang her instead of ignoring her I'll get stabbed in the neck.

This is a good hawkey game desu

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>>64747606
Aw man, thats unfortunate. But I get what you're saying, just knowing Swedish athletes would be appreciated eh?

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>>64747635
Take the bait. You could have your own yandere wings girl.

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>>64747647
Yeah. I guess people in general aren't too interested in NHL because of the games being on in the middle of the night.

Yes, sure. People who are interested in sports can be very proud over swedish athletes that are doing well. But you don't have to learn about that to be interesting to people here, just by being american you're interesting enough.

What are these people attempting to chant? Just sounds like AUGHH UUUHHHAH.

>>64747687
And vise versa. If you're a Swedish hockey fan here you're God pretty much

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whats up faggots I hate both your teams

>>64747697
Lol right

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>>64747697
Are they choking like their team has been doing this season

>>64747719
But I like your team? Madono and Seguin <3>>64747719

>>64747719
i dont think about you at all

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>>64747720
At least at the Joe they can chant in unison, how could the fans be this bad at cheering. I wasn't sure if they were booing or happy
>>64747719
We like you though. Sometimes.

>>64747635
picture?

>>64747705
>tfw have only transitioned between planes in america
Feels not too good.

Would really like to go on a road trip through USA/Canada. Not too interested in big cities like New York and Los Angeles that are pretty popular destinations though.

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>>64747763
You should plan that around a game at the Joe.

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>>64747808
I'll try to work that in (or the new arena) if I go one day, of course.

>tfw no not-so-itty-bitty-titties to squeeze

>>64747808
>that wedding ring

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Who else comfy in here? Wine and an all stone fireplace

>>64747922
Haven't noticed it before, lel.

>>64747938
Not as comfy as you, but I'm doing fine.

>early in the morning
>woke up just in time for the game
>breakfast and tea
>dark outside for a couple more hours

>>64747763
Detroit is old school man. You come in and the owner of joints will come out and appreciate your business.

>>64747938
>putting flammable shit that close to a fireplace

>>64747938
Your parents place looks cozy

>>64747967
Fuuuuck I'm an early bird too. I can appreciate that

>>64747990
That basket has been there for 20 years and nothing has happened.
>>64747994
Thanks, it's my dad's house who he inherited from.my gpa. He's in the hospital so I'm watching it

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>harbawwww deepthroating a hot dog then chewing with his mouth open

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>>64747938
Kinda cozy. I just have a small gas fire place, and a normal one that I never cleaned so I'm afraid to use.
>>64747985
This anon knows what's up. If you go to bars or restaurants that aren't chains you're immediately treated like family. In most of Michigan from my experience. Feels nice

This is gonna go to a shootout

Check em

>>64747938
I don't mean to hate, looks very comfy. But if you're build a fireplace in stone, why arrange the stones like if they were just "tipped" into place? Any building built like that would just crumble.

>>64747985
That's not too unusual in small places here either. Most people don't mind or even like it, only swedish 4chan turbo autists hate it.

>>64747997
I don't go up this early too often (4:30 am). But it can be really nice to do every now and then. Hope you're having a nice evening/night.

>>64748106
>But if you're build a fireplace in stone, why arrange the stones like if they were just "tipped" into place? Any building built like that would just crumble.
Probably to give it a rustic feel.

>>64748104
>both teams at 101 GF and 106 GA before the game started
>shootout
Like if it was written in stone.

>>64748093
Fuck I love Michigan

>>64748147
Nah m8. Nyquist stops being so tight soon

well the play leading up to dekeyser's goal was freaking good

damn

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>>64748149
Yea, I moved to Florida for about 10 years and just moved back over the summer. Michigan is ultimate comfy, didn't realize how much I missed it

>>64748137
This. It was built 40 years ago. They weren't in tune with aesthetics.
>>64748106
Old American houses like the one I'm in are built on point. Not only do we have central air but the fireplace draws heat throughout the entire house.

I love waking up at 5 and listening to the birds chirp and listening to the wind undisturbed. Heavenly.

>>64748223
I did contact work in the keys and I didn't realize how much shoveling snow made me a man.

>weather is 50 and rainy and I'm ina tank and shorts
>locals are wondering how I survive

Top lel

>>64748137
>>64748227
I understand that. But no old building was built like it. Buildings close to it have all cracks filled with mortar. That looks like it's ready to crumble any second.
With that said, if the people living there like it, that is all that matters.

>>64748173
One can only hope.

>>64748215
was goat

CANT

ZAZZ

THE

MRAZZ

epic

How unzazzed can one mraz be... SCCOOOOORRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>64748270
Like I said it was built old school. There are literally metric tons of concrete under the house, and the whole place is built in steel and plaster.
Hahahaahhahahahahab wooooooooweee that's a goal right there boys. Lovin it

SCARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L M A O
M
A
O

THAT WHOLE LAST MINUTE. OH GOD.

MRAZ. THE PROPHET. GOD DAMN

you cannot zazz, that which is mraz

ABDUL-KADAR SCAAAARRRRRR!!!

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REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING WARD AND VLASIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>64748393
I'm not saying that it won't hold up, I'm saying that it doesn't look very old because of the way it is built. It doesn't look very authentic/rustic.
And I'm not saying that it is wrong in any way, as long as you like it yourself.

if you dont give me all your (You)s, howard will finish the game for mrazek

>>64748414
AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

MAD MAN
A
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M
A
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>>64748476
FUCK YEAH WONGS

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>>64748476
Take them all. Don't curse us...please

>that fucking save

JESUS

>both michiganders scored tonight

Reminder that Mrazek will start his 5th straight game on sunday

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>>64748456
Ohh no, I completely understand. The thing is it was built by Italian migrants 40 years ago. And you're right, there's been tons of repair work done. That being said when the apocalypse happens the fuckin fireplace will be all that stands.

BTW if you ever feel like traveling here you've got a home. Lurk here and I'll be around if you need be. (eventually)>>64748456

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>>64748540
God bless

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>>64748476
:)

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>>64748557
Back off my swede anon

>That
>interference

Pick one

>>64748557
>That being said when the apocalypse happens the fuckin fireplace will be all that stands.
Don't doubt that a second.

>BTW if you ever feel like traveling here you've got a home. Lurk here and I'll be around if you need be.
Thanks. I'm sure I'll have a couple of questions if it happens, like what seats to try and get etc. But that's somewhere in a not to close future.

Mrazek is so fucking beautiful

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>>64748602
There is enough of me for everyone, my friend.

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>>64748609
Believe you me, I've got a minute pull at the Joe. I'm a local hockey native and I'm in with the illitches kinda.

Pic related, seats I've been relayed

too easy

Sharks can't come back, especially at home

GG red wings, mrazek was pretty qt, and this was a comfy thread

Have the sharks played in Detroit yet this season?

Larkin may not have scored this game but I hope he stays with the wings. I want to see him in his prime wearing red and white

>>64748700
>>64748609

Or this is better

https://youtu.be/6GAAkODC-kc

>>64748723
yeah

>>64748709
Hey, bees. How you doing?

>>64748723
I don't believe so. I miss shorks games :( it's 1:02 am and I love it

>>64748737
good senpai, been busy watching pistons and streaming video games

sup with u senpai

>the city of Joe Thornton

gg Sharks, your broadcast is a-ok

>>64748700
>>64748725
>I've got a minute pull at the Joe
No idea what this means. But I guess it means that you can get seats pretty quickly/easily?

Looks like pretty good seats!

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Sharks, go back to the ocean. You lost. You'll find the salt you need there

>showing heart, balls, and effort
>after the final whistle

I <3 my sharks

>>64748749
Playing Fire Emblem and just straight chilling, bruh

Didn't know you ran a stream. That's pretty cool

>>64748776
This

For the past 5 years the sharks favorite time to start caring is when it's already too late

>>64748793
yeah i used to stream a lot, got new webcam so gotta stream more yafeel

been watching agdq?

>>64748776
>leader on the team throwing punches at a 4th line grinder he has 5 inches on after the whistle

This is why your shitty team will never win anything.

Good comfy wings thread as always. See some of you back here against the ducks.

Good game though sharks

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>>64748774
kek

Sharks mad as fuck, especially Joe. They are fearful of the prophets justice, yet He still delivers it onto them, peace be upon Him.

Inshallah sharks

>>64748844
Mashallah Justice

>>64748821
Trust me I know this. There's a reason jumbo isn't the captain. He's good when they're winning but quick to blame when they aren't. He's a fake leader.

>>64748888
Pavelski/abdelkader quads confirm true American GOATs and Jumbo shittyness

>>64748904
>tfw no burns/Abby/pavelski quadruple 8 line

are the wings going to trade Howard soon? seems like Mrazek is the real deal every time i watch him