>african americans How do you want your sons name?

should have named him fig.

>chosen

Is this for real?

Is he Jewish? if not then he is not the chosen one. I will not stand for this anti semitism.

We Jews have suffered enough in this world. The last thing we need is some goy making a mockery of our faith.

Ballin name desu

Based Cam.

wait til his son marries a Mexican and they have a son La'chosen Juan

To be fair, white people nowadays give their kids retarded names like Xander and Maeghynn

>>64742703
>not Isaac

Watch this kid be fat and gay like Magic Johnson's boy.

Chosen will sound like his stripper name then.

This isn't just a black thing, this country is full of people trying to come up with "unique" names for their kids

>>64743016
>says the tripfag

>>64742757
amazing

and kids will call him fag newton

>>64743124
>>>/b/

>>64742676
at least it means something, unlike shit d'brickashaw, and he has a decent second name he could use

>>64743126
You know that's fake and old as fuck right?

>>64743124
Kek

>snow niggers mock black names
>proceed to name their child Aidan or Brayden or Kayden or Apple or Jayden or some other name that ends in dan/den

this is actually something i wondered for quite a while now

why do blacks in the US give their children such ridiculous names?

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>>64743124

>>64743419
something about "affirming their african roots" by mangling white and african names

>>64743419
> why do blacks in the US give their children such ridiculous names?

Ridiculous namez?! Sheeit cracka we be jus sheddin our slave namez! Ain't no Paul or David niggas runnin 'round herr! Fo xzibit my namez be "SiQrymzes Quailegg Jefferson the III". I kno u white devils B jelly wen ur boo be screaming my name N ur bed hahaha bitch niggas square up

>>64743654
>white devil
thats what gooks say, pick one subhuman and stick with it ;)

>>64743337
It's one of those school urban myths.

Just like how it seems like every single grad prank involves numbered pigs

>>64743419
They wuz kingz n shiet

>>64742676

Same shit as
>Fucked up cousin who was molested as a kid
>Marries first stable guy with bf% below 20% that'll have her
>Adopts perfect military wife persona
>Starts pumping out kids like it was play-dough
>Gives them nicknames when they're born
>Very seriously has what football positions and clothing style they'll have when grown up picked out

It's annoying and sad, Hawks'll shake him up and he'll be the same sniveling, blame-the-world child he was the last couple years.

>>64743124
LEL

>>64743234
back to reddit loser

>>64743379
>d'brickashaw

>>64742757
funny enough I know a few teachers who have La-Las in their classes

>>64742874
Underrated post

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>>64742757
Why would you post such a fake story about such a fake name when there are so many real names out there in the sporting world?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkevious_Mingo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Tate
Pic related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metta_World_Peace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dickov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Seaman

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just wait till they start naming their kids tutenkahmen or Ramses or some shit

This meme is going to come to life

>>64746225
Metta World Peace was born Ron Artest. He's also mentally unstable

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAs4-Fa0CA

>>64746225
not to mention
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creedence_Clearwater_Couto

or the dozens of brazilian motherfuckers named some bastardized version of john lennon

this black guy at my university who died in a motorcycle accident in I think December was literally named "EzMoney"

>Ovinton J'Anthony "O. J." Mayo (born November 5, 1987) is an American professional basketball player for the Milwaukee Bucks of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

>>64746225
you forgot Ha Ha Clinton Dix

>>64742757
My grandparents even know this Facebook normie meme

>>64746492
Don't they give you a nickname in Brazil and that becomes your name for the rest of your life?

>>64746607
Yeah, creedence clearwater couto is distinguished by being his genuine birth name but most of it's just silly shit that sticks with them

>>64742755
muh 600 gorillion or whatever stormfags usually say

>>64746539
>Vonnie B'Vsean "Von" Miller[1] (born March 26, 1989) is an American football outside linebacker for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League (NFL).
How do you pronounce B'Vsean?

Scientific Mapp and his brother, Majestic

http://funnynamesblog.com/2012/03/31/majestic-mapp-and-scientific-mapp-a-march-madness-basketball-legacy/

Guenther

>>64742676
Holy shit, that's my wife's son's name too!

"Chosen" to pay for his other dozen kids. I feel sorry for his/her incoming sibling next year. Kid is doomed.

i understand when poor people do it

but hes not poor

>>64742676
based on family history, he should've called him Suspect

>>64742703
"...or Issac," he said, feeling bad that the cross-country skier spent his youth counting oil dollars instead of going to school.

>>64742738
Chosen is a Korean name. Unfortunately Cam is not.

>>64746225
i watched a movie about dick seaman. he drove the based nazi silver arrows.

>>64743337
>>64743699
No its not, that name actually exists, there are kids named :
>La'a (Ladasha)
>Shithead (Sha-Teed)
>Abcd (Absidy)
>Jk'mn (......Noel)
>MiJoi (My Joy)

Working in the public school system gets interesting

we should have a list of approved names

no more barkeviouses

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>>64742900
-yeesh -- not in civilized countries, m8.

>>64746845
rich or poor he's still a nigger. I don't mean that in a racist way either

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>>64742874

>>64746930
nigger isn't really a racial thing imo

there are white niggers

>>64742900
Oh god that shit is annoying
>Karsen
>Jaxon
>Maedelynn

>>64743124
GOT EEM

>>64746952
mfw this is the post he makes after he realizes he's just made a racist post that will be online forever and can be used against him for his entire life.

>>64742900
And Caitlyn

>>64746985
what? that was my first post in that reply chain

>>64746896
>Jk'mn (......Noel)
wat?

>>64743379
Funny how Jayden Smith is black

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>>64746718
>no spelling mistakes in Wonderful Terrific

impressed.jpg

>i know someone called Jacknixon

>>64746428
WE

>67 posts
>no mention of based Wave Ryder

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White people even do black names better than black people.

>>64742757
Ghetto names never cease to amaze

Also:
>Cleanthoy Early
Is it pronounced Clay-Anthony, Clean-Thunie, or Cleh-Anne-Tony like D'Antoni?

>>64742900
That's just dumb ways of spelling common names.

>>64747047
>Eeeee Eeeeeee
My fuckin sides

>>64747077
DUBS

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>>64747199

Nigga we was

>>64747035
His parents are basically white. Hence why he's a tranny

>>64747026
same shit as Jrue Holliday

>>64747026
Typical French education not knowing their alphabet

J K M N. Get it? there's no L!

>>64747047

>Dan Smith

perfect