/180/: LAKESIDE WORLD PROFESSIONAL DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 6

The least exciting fixture of the day seems to be Ann-Louise Peter playing Zoe Jones. They both averaged 70 in the first round. I'll just keep it at that.

Over at the mens department, Scott Waites will play Geert de Vos. Both had an pretty easy time in the first round, with Waites having the highest average of the whole tourney (96). If he keeps this up he will surely be a contender but the road to the final isn't easy, with Durrant waiting in the next round IF he wins this one.

In the other half of the bracket we've got Scott Mitchell and Mark McGeeney playing for a spot in the quarters, as well as Richard Veenstra against Martin Atkins. The first match could give us some fireworks if McGeeney decides to show up. He had an easy first round fixture but didn't play his best game, while Scott had a cracking match against Craig Caldwell, which went to a deciding set.

Veenstra - Atkins could be pretty close as well, looking at the averages. Fun fact: Veenstra defeated the no. 3 seed Jeffrey de Graaf in the first round. The authorities are still trying to find out where de Graaf stole his seed from though, since he never came any further than a 1st round in the world championship.

Matches Today (Men - first to 4 sets / Women - first to 2 sets):

>Afternoon Session (1:00pm - 5:00pm)
Joshua Richardson v Jordan Boyce (World Youth Final - first to 3 sets)
Ann-Louise Peters v Zoe Jones
Mark McGeeney v Scott Mitchell
Trina Gulliver v Lisa Ashton

>Evening Session (6:00pm - 10:00pm)
Aileen De Graaf v Anca Zijlstra
Martin Atkins v Richard Veenstra
Lorraine Winstanley v Deta Headman
Scott Waites v Geert De Vos

Let's have a good one!

reminder that darts takes NO SKILL whatsoever and is NOT a sport

tl;dr: couldn't sleep yesterday and typed a whole lot of shit. Let's have some good matches today, shall we?

>>64735908
No skill? Pls.

>25 dart leg
>45
>43
>29

Noice

>>64736228
That Boyce is way to wild with his throw. I'd put my money on Richardson if I had to.

>>64736242
Yea. Are they both going to q school?

>>64736247
Not 100% sure, I've read something about it but don't know where and exactly what it said..

OH its the son of the barney destroyer

Who the hell is this 12 year old?

>treble 19 the shot

I love it btw how the ladies after this are going for a best of 3 sets and two boys of 16/17 can have a full b/o 5 sets match.

>>64736273
Lol #REKT

They get like that them wimmins they get all emotional dun they lovely jubbly

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>>64736285
>lovely jubbly

96 and 68 taken in 2 darts not bad

Jordan's daddy is getting agressive over in the crowd. Gonna come black-eyed out of the break if he loses this set.

>>64736327
So no breaks at all. Oops.

What's up?

Richardson, the bounce out king.

Based vindaloo junior

Vassos in charge of counting

>>64736432
It's just a matter of time when he miscounts. Today it's already in the first match.

The fast pace really hid the averages this match.

WE ARE THE CHAAAAMPIONS

Le david brent walk on lady

Who let grandma on stage again? I thought this wasn't a joke competition like the PDC?

Zoe Jones is my dart-fu

Dat 140

>>64736542
id have sex with her tbf

Dat 160

wow nice checkout

The Danish Diamond aka: Waifu Beater

did she just try kissing the ref on the lips?

>>64736755
Yea happened when she came on too. Based hugh

>>64736761
zoe should suck his cock and then she can go through instead

>this montage

Lel

Has this guy been stealing Edge's entrance music from WWE?

Well, or was at one time.

BOOM

Reporting in
Based darts bishop in the crowd

Scott break

Clutch D4

Anyone here going to attend the dutch open in 3 weeks? I'm thinking about it.

McGeeney

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>this match

>>64737511
Wew

DAT SHANGHAI

Epic bull tbqh

DAT FUCKING BULL

>this fucking match

We sudden death now

>McGeeny
>missing all these match darts

>mcchokeney

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>scotty dog

Not even the best terrier breed.

Tidy 33 dart leg

32 darts to win the leg

>9 darts thrown
>not even 200 scored

>the afternoon session is STILL going on
They're going to have to delay the evening session at this rate.

>Lelsa Asston

Who /danielle/ here?

Everyone at the BDO looks like a lesbian

Even the announcer does

THE LANCASHIRE ROSE HAS BEEN PRUNED

>and there is trinas wife

Wat

BASED TRINA

Fuck me that was rough to watch. Two of the best females as well apparently.

>>64738173
>not knowing the golden girl loves the taste of cunt

>>64738179
Amazed at how poor Ashton was. I guess playing the best female darts player there's ever been completely got to her.

We're back on now.

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>BDO and JDC champ in the same year: http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1it96k7wrbrc9z2pwbgikmhwq/title/2016-jdc-calendar-confirmed

Is Vindaloo Jr. the new future GOAT?

>De Graaf is no longer down with the thickness

Why live?

>zijlstra's prime eurojobber walk-on
christ

De Graaf far too good for Zijlstra.

free anastasia

>tfw you will never motorboat Zijlstra

12 left

what did she hit

>>64738927
13 lel

>7

dat 7
dat 180

DAT BULL 82

DE GRAAF ON SUICIDE WATCH

DAT BULL

choke

ogre

>76 left
>5
>6
Jesus Christ.

>busting 76

>aileen de choke

how is this not over

>de Graaf
lamo

>all this no scoring

It's like my clubbing days.

>>64739125
It is now.

That was farcical from De Graaf at the end.

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>>64739131

Anca survived 18+10 match darts

Rarely seen anyone struggle so hard to close out a match

>>64739184
It wasn't even choking on doubles like you would usually expect.

Her entire game collapsed.

In other BDO-related news, the entry list for the Romanian Open makes for interesting reading: http://rcdo.federatiedarts.ro/

>Brian Conley
>Kid E Fidla
>Coon Greebe
>Terry Wogan

Best quality stream?

>>64739276
Some of those names

My fucking sides

>>64739324
It gets even better in the women's draw:

>Les B Anne
>Min Jeeta
>Muph Diver
>Bruce Jenner

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>>64739276
>>64739354

It sucks how the BBC sessions are the ones whilst I'm at work.

Anyway, skibro here. How was this place on the PDC final night?

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>50 years old
>have this hairstyle
What a fucking joke.

>>64739366
Apparently anyone can add a name to the list.

>gypsies in charge of sensible ways to register.

>>64739379
The thread's still up thanks to the archive: >>64647483

Tony Green is very old fashioned now

>The ArseAssIn
This guy has been at Lakeside 11 times and only reached the last 8 once.

Pathetic.

I reckon I could win lakeside lads.

>>64739511
That's nice Phil.

>>64739521
>you are now imagining 60 year old Philth being knocked out of the first round at Lakeside by Sam Hewson

>>64739521
my sides

Veenstra playing some fucking MLG darts

Just found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydnC9bFUEbA

>that Bunting sequence
my sides

>Veen in charge of not looking like the dutchest person on earth

>shatkins

Atkins looks like he's going to cry.

No "MUH ELBOW" for the Atkins diet this year.

Lol dat 180 to leave 2

>33 left
>opponent throws 180 to leave D1
>shit yourself and pull a dart into 18
>lose the leg

What a fucking jobber.

I literally have no idea who these people are
Are they making their Lakeside debut?

>Playing county darts

What must this be like

>>64739873
Veenstra is.

Martin Atkins has been at Lakeside eleven times.

>Martin Shitkins
>that dutch guy in the audience with no hands

Blown the fuck out

>Shatkins

yeah so yeah
yeah
yeah

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time for the dark destroyer

>>64740064
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>64739971

yeah?

Be serious lads

How far would you make it in the woman's world champs?

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>>64740085
Was getting caught part of your plan?

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>the world's oldest 34 year old harassing Duzza and Larry yesterday

>She's crying? Lorraine?
KEK

The end of that Winstanley interview was a bit odd.

>>64740166
Da fuck was that about

>>64740166
It at least confirmed why Deano is fucking terrible.

kek she's crying cos Dean is getting attention from the female reporter.

Typical woman mind trick.

Deano was right, she is better than him.

Lorraine throws the darts like she's scared of them.

>>64740250
I'm expecting him to drop out of the Top 32 at some point this year.

He was 21st on the Pro Tour in 2014. Last year, he was 59th.

DAT DOUBLE DOUBLE

Rawling woken up to talk about his random chums.

cant women actually play more than 2 sets or what

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>detas boyfriend
>some nerdy looknig white guy

the fuck

>>64740455
deta confirmed for the bull in that relationship

>>64740445
They take too long

>>64740455
Cuck?

Hedmoooon

>Deta's bizarre Jamaican-Brummie accent

What was the youth final like?

Decent averages?
Spaghetti on dubs?

>>64740566
Richardson averaged 75.

The Paddy averaged under 70.

>Waites without hair
He looks fucking tragic, grow it back you spanner

>>64740601
>Stone Cold Scott Waites

>geert de vos

why do dutch speakers have such absurd names

>These Syria adverts

plz fuck off BT

>>64740632

Drink beer
Beat Silverback
Oh hell yeah

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>>64740670
reposting

Go ahead and JUMP faggots

Who is your fave?
Scott?
Duzza?
Jeff Smith?
Scotty Dog?

>>64740749
deta hedman she reminds me of ur mum cuz she's a black and that

>>64740749
le silencing man

De Vos on it tonight.

Was that Scott's gf?

Pretty qt

>>64740749
John Part's friend

>>64740699
errytime

* * * WAYNE MARDLE KLAXON * * *

>de toss
>gaytes
And here comes that CLASSIC BDO FINISHING

DAT 129 ON THE BULL

back to back bull finishes for le 114 average man

what the fuck

3 bulls in a row

>>64741039
Never seen that happen.

Waites looking more like the guy who got destroyed by Chuck in 2014 than the one who dominated the first round against Mandigers.

>>64741061
Well hopefully for Scotty the break will stop Geert's bull fetish

>>64741086
He's been poor all match in fairness.

De Vos hasn't been much better despite that triple bull set.

Waites putting way too much shoulder into his throw.

This is going to be over very quickly if he keeps doing it.

>Geert De Miss

Mon Scotty

De Vos now throwing absolute shit.

>this guy hit 3 bull finishes in a row earlier in this match

De Vos went into MVG autism mode for sets 2 and 3 and hit everything. He's shit his pants ever since

>>64741417
He did that against Jonny Clayton in the Grand Slam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXgi_gWaY3U

>114 average

>>64741362
https://youtu.be/cL63nGhUZzg?t=72


Scotty is in his head

>102 average for set 3
>65 average for set 4
Holy fucking shit.

He literally turned from MVG to Thanawat in a set.

That's completely nonsensical.

Scotty is getting Hotty now

Scotty 2 Hotty spitting fire now niggaz

Turned it off at 3-0. Am i missing an epic comeback?

>>64741581
De Vos has completely imploded.

His set average between sets three and four dropped by 37 points.

>lelgians

Lmao

Feel for his old man if that was him in the crowd lol

>collapsing this hard after 3-0
>Geert de Vos

Darts is a brutal game to play well

>Vassos not recognising a finish again

AWW SHIT NIGGA THAT 158
BELGIUM ON SUICIDE WATCH

158

RIP PDC

REMEMBER WHEN PDC GOT BTFO BY A SEMI PRO

>dat finish


NIGGA PLEASE.

IN A REGULATION BOARD AS WELL

Really want Waites to win the whole thing but I'm feeling sorry for Geert and his dad :(

This is the last time you will see de vos on tv

>>64741679
Waites = Smug Pepe
de Vos = Wojak

>>64741625
>>64741672
That's not his dad.

I don't think I've seen a player lose his head so quickly in a very long time.

Blown the fuck out

Fuck me, if I was De Vos I'd literally kill myself. That is jobbing of the highest tier.

I would honestly put de vos on suicide watch for tonight.
damn.

My sources are hearing rumours that de Vos took a dive after being 3-0 to repay a loan to the Wallonian Mafia

>>64741742
I'm surprised no-one's attempted to fix BDO games.

No fucker would notice.

>>64741777
>implying wolfie didnt throw his match

>Durrant vs Waites is an afternoon game
Fuck that.

>>64741882
It'll be the Beeb shitting themselves over
>muh big name number 1 seed

Been absolutely pathetic for that.

And so that D8 closes the last 16 and our final game was absolutely remarkable. Taking a scrappy first set, Geert De Vos then took out three consecutive bull finishes, including a huge 129, and then the first set after the break - starting off with an 11 darter - to go 3-0 up on 2013's champion Scott Waites, who was averaging in the mid-80s.

What followed was a choking implosion of unprecedented proportions. Averaging 94 after that third set, the Belgian then lost all composure to average just 68 and win 1 leg from 13 played as Scotty kept at it to end up averaging 91 and pulling off a monster finish of his own with a sensational 158. The manner of De Vos's collapse - so sudden and abrupt - is bewildering. This could be a major turning point in the number 8 seed's career.

Earlier tonight, Lakeside über-jobber Martin Atkins crashed out 0-4 against Richard Veenstra, the Dutchman looking impressive on his Frimley Green debut with another solid performance. Could he repeat the heroics of Jelle Klaasen or Christian Kist and win the BDO Worlds in his very first appearance?

In the women's draw, Deta Hedman comfortably defeated Lorraine Winstanley 2-0 while Netherlands' Aileen De Graaf struggled to get past compatriot Anca Zijlstra as she suffered a similar-but-not-as-fatal implosion to Geert De Vos, with the number 4 seed edging through 2-1.

The tournament now expands for the men to best of 9 sets (first to 5 sets) in the quarters with these matches tomorrow:

>Afternoon session (1:00pm - 5:00pm)
Wesley Harms v Jamie Hughes
Glen Durrant v Scott Waites

>Evening session (6:00pm - 10:00pm)
Deta Hedman v Ann-Louise Peters
Jeff Smith v Dennis Harbour
Trina Gulliver v Aileen De Graaf
Scott Mitchell v Richard Veenstra

See you then. Really pissed off I'll miss Duzza v Waites. Thanks, Beeb.