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Let's play soccer on this thread.
Post your performance.Let's take it easy!!
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>soccer
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Ill go in goal, lads.
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Hiro, stop shitposting.

>can you translate the commercial in 0:32 to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS02wHXWJjE
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>>64730147
Just scored. 1-nil
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Pass it to me m8 I'm wide open.
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>>64735791
I just scored 7 times. 7-1
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Forget OP. Tell me how to get a gf instead.
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>>64735813
B urself
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>>64735810
>even by scoring 7-1, can't even win a world cup
This is not niggerbash, a goal is worth a single point.
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goal!
it's a three pointer outside box by a quarter back
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>>64735800
so are your mums legs for me
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>>64735871
rekt
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I've just dribbled past 3 men and I'm poised to rocket one into the top corner but an Aussie shitposter bares his buttocks at me and I'm distracted and dispossessed
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Fuck I just slipped
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put me in coach come on man
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>>64735810
Im the ref. All were offside
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>>64735913
me too coach
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I go up the left side to receive the ball. The pass is from oezil so its shit, i have to drift inwards to handle it. Then i see it - a small gap between sakho and mangala. I start sweating, my brain goes into lockdown, i step one, two its getting closer. Sakho racing like a steam engine but i find the space on his left - a faint then a stepover, im past him. I cut inside
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i pass expecting a give and go

i am open, very open

the pass never comes

he dribbles until he loses it
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>>64735913
>asking the coach to put you on
>never showing him why you should be first name on the sheet
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MAN ON!
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>>64735964
(Head butts you in the chest)
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>>64730147
I just scored fifteen goals after doing a hat spur to each and one of you after snapping my fingers and none of you can stop me
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>>64735960
Sorry man I thought i was in the zone
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>>64735986
wakes you up after you slipped on the ball and went into a coma
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>put cunt in net
>purposely twat the ball at him
>he goes home with ball
good times
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HEY COACH! IM GOING IN
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While you fagsbare playing gayball I'm on the bench striking up cheeky banter with the 10/10 qt's in the stands. Going to give a few the ole lickaroo in the bathroom after the match. Have fun losing nil to nil
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>japan makes quite possibly the dumbest thread in the history of /sp/

In other news water is wet guys
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>>64736031
>tripfag comments
>comment is shit

yep, water is wet
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>>64736027
>the girls watching are not the players girlfriends blindly supporting them
>they willingly stop showing support to talk to you..
keep dreaming
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I've received the ball in the center of the pitch and am lowering the tempo of the play by playing short one twos with the defense.
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>>64736051
>defense
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>>64736051
I'm playing short one twos with this bloke, hoping that he'll turn the ball upfield sometime before the half.
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>>64736051
I recklessly attempt to tackle. I miss the ball and shatter his ankle.
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>coach puts in the guy flirting with the qt supporters instead of me
no fair
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I laugh to myself inside as i remember im getting paid 100k a week to pass 5 yards side to side with a team that retains 70 percent of possesion.
We go 2 nil down and i get an early warm bath.
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some cunt has brought his 10 year old son to join in
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>>64730147
HEY JAP PASS
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>>64736119
I ruthlessly tackle the kid and dispossess him leaving him crying on the ground.
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I'm going to attempt a dribble guys
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>>64736143
I bite this guy,
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>>64736140
this renford rejects?
Im convinced this is him in batman. it threw me off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk7R_6xqkKw
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lads, who's having a cheeky shower after the game?
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I can't even get off the bench in a thread where I can do almost anything.

Kill me now.
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>>64735910
So does my cock, inside your mums pussy
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>>64736102
Hey, I'm not happy about it either. What the fuck am I supposed to do out here, coach is blowing my cover. I'm going to just fake an injury after making a play on the ball. H-h-here I go!
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>>64736198
you just scored a fucking goal, why must you torture me
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"YOU'RE SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHH", I scream from the touchline when the opposition have the ball
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>>64736177
but you got dubs
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>>64736173
Me ;)
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DAVE? DAVE? DAVE? DAVE IM OPEN FUCK OFF DAVE YOURE A BOLLOCKSY
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I hit I long range effort from 35 yards if trips it goes in dubs the keeper saves and singles it goes wide
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>>64736478
Nice shot to the stands faggot.
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As the keeper I position myself between my two cbs in good ol sweeper keeper fashion.
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*cut inside*
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>>64736478
YOU'RE SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH
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>CONNOR

EVERYBODY MARK A GUY LADS!
>WHO'S COVERING HIM?!?!?!?!
>I'VE LOST MY GUY!!!
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Warming the bench here.

Does anyone needs water? I'd like to be useful, we're a team.
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>>64736666
check'd
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>>64730147

>let's play soccer
I'm sorry, I'm not a pre teen school girl, but thanks anyways
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I've found some space on the left. Big Robbo switches it to me. I leg it up the line, look up and spot Big Andy making a run into the 6 yard box. He's got his man on toast.

Singles I hit it too hard and the other team take possession
Dubs I land it on his head
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>>64736727
Fucks sake, sorry lads
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I'm gonna play like my hero Christian eriksen.

>pass comes to me
>take a wild heroic shot from 40 yds away
>keeper palms it away
>someone kicks the corner back to me while I'm outside the box
>shoot from we'll outside the box
>miss again
>rinse repeat for the entirety of the match
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anyone for Wembley doubles?
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>make first touch
>twist knee
>cruciates gone
>never play again
>life is suffering
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I slip a cheeky digit into the other teams striker's butt hole
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>>64736709
>chicano
>doesn't like football
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>Playing football with mates at the park
>Bunch of Pakis come and challenge us to a game
>We laugh because Pakis are pathetic
>They are all wearing Barcelona shirts
>Disgusting brown skin
>Manlets
>Ugly as fuck
>Dressed in a ridiculous way
>We laugh at the pakis
>accept the challenge
>start playing
>the brown skinned paki fucks turn out to be really good
>they annoyingly shout ''NEYMAR'', ''ALVES'' and such as they play but completely dominate
fast, strong, good passing
>we can't do anything to stop them it seems
>try to tackle one
>he falls to the ground clutching his knees
>look at them again
>brown, manlets, ugly, stupid clothes
>realise they aren't Pakis
>they are the Barcelona first team
>tfw we humiliated ourselves trying to beat the European Champions
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>ball out on the wing in the engine room
>i decide to venture out of my defense zone
>call for ball and fuck up controlling
>nervously blast it 60 yards out of bounds but only about 4 yards away from my goal
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>>64730147
>Let's take it easy!!


walk on, Jap
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