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>Wednesday Night "Rivalry"
Fug. Means the game's on NBCSN. Have fun with Pierre. I sure as hell won't.

Scuderi's scratched, so he's not gonna fuck things up for anyone tonight. Toews is okay from last night after leaving during OT.

Coverage starts at 7:00PM CST. Let the shitflinging commence.
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>>64727333
Ayyyyyyyy
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scuds didn't fuck up anything last night and you guys won. maybe it'll be different tonight?
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>pierre and doc
Well Suicide looks good tonight.
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>Be me
>Huge Chicago Bulls fan
>Not knowing shit about ice hockey
>Watched last season's finals tho
>Chicago won
I really, really want to support Chicago's teams, but I don't want to jump on the bandwagon in case it looks I do it because they won tbqh
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>>64727476
Meh.

Watch and ask questions if you have any. It's all good.
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>if NBCSN picked the SCF edition
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>>64727333
>Have fun with Pierre. I sure as hell won't.

He's a goddamned national treasure you salty yankee.
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>>64727476

Come along anyways. You aren't really a bandwagoner if you like the sport and then switch teams. You're getting hockey and its the other team in the UC. It makes total sense.

Besides we have the best gamethreads on /sp/ so you're in good company friend
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G'day
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>>64727529
You're back in straya?
Just visiting or what?
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>>64727538

Just visiting. I wish I could stay for longer.
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>>64727529

Hey you're home! How was the vacation?
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>>64727509
>>64727528
Thanks bros :')
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what is that thing on toews' lip
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>>64727476
fuck off you bandwagon faggot
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>>64727476

if you were an american from the east/west coast maybe i would give you some shit but you're a euro getting into a new sport. it's great you're even remotely interested. have fun and ask anything.
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>>64727555

If you are ever in the Philippines. Drink a beer called 'Red Horse'. It costs barely over 70pesos (about $1.10 american) and has a weight of 7%.

Be prepared for the locals to try and trick you into eating weird delicacies like chicken foot in the arroz caldo and BBQ'd pig intestines.

Also the girls love BSAs or at least pretend to so you tip them more or buy more.
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fucking stupid non-autorefreshing minified javascript files
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>>64727622
The hell is a BSA.
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>>64727333
Penguins suck, and so does Sidney in glory holes.
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>>64727686

Haha Epic! Same! Came Here To Post This^
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>Kenny and Pierre
kill me
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>>64727681
Thanks for asking, I was too embarrassed to, but I'll support you.
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>>64727681
Big Strong American

My only regret is my cunt wife wouldn't have a threeway with me and a whore.

>also wednesday night rivalry
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>>64727571
Hey bro just make sure you're watching a Chicago stream and not a Shittsburg stream. Their shit is BORING. They turn the crowd volume down. I swear all of our goals last night was them saying: "Yep, that's a goal." in monotone. Fucking pitiful.
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>>64727735

haha wow top tier bants 10/11 skelly man
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>>64727735
Game's nationally televised tonight. No Pat.
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>>64727571

As >>64727735 said try to get CSN Chicago streams/feeds when you watch Hawk games, have plenty of booze handy and get ready for the liver failure/underachieving power play/rampant car commercials/yelling at Tracy Meyers.
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>>64727716
>Calling your wife a cunt because she wouldn't have a threesome with you and a Thai hooker.

LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>>64727758
Oh it's not even bantz at that point. That's just straight up shameless bullshit. No crowd noise or shouting SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR for Chicago goals, but they will play those fucking retarded Pong honks over and over and fucking over again. Shittsburg is a large puddle of a homeless man's urine.
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>>64727784

>yelling at myers

Why would you tempt to wake the Harpy Queen?
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Anybody have a damn stream?
Comcast decided today would be a good day to completely shit the fucking bed.
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>>64727791

you sound like you know a lot about pittsburgh. tell me more.
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>>64727827
Google Vipbox
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>Darling

Oh boy here we go
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>>64727836
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Shittsburg
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>>64727735
>>64727784
Damn, thanks f.ams. Chicago streams are always the best it seems
>Underachieving power plays
Why do Chicago teams push hearts to the limit?
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>>64727847
Over/Under he leaves the crease twice

I say over.
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>>64727791

I'm just a bitter person full of venom because the bitch told me when she was drunk she had a drunken threesome with her bestfriend and her friend's boyfriend in university.

I'd drink but that only amplifies the RAGE.
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>>64727855

hmmm you can't even spell pittsburgh right so i'm guessing you don't actually know what you're talking about.
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>>64727856
>underachieving
>3rd in the league

This isn't the last few years
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>>64727867
Over
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>>64727879
It was college man. Can't hold on to stuff like that.

People change so much they'd be unrecognizable if not for their looks, take it from me.
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is NHL > NBA?

all I literally watch is football and some soccer. I need another sport. which one do you think is better?
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The clock said there was only 5 minutes left for a while.
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>>64727856

Oh just wait until the playoffs and you'll know the truth friend.

>Defib pictures on standby
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>>64727977

haha i saw that. i thought i was going crazy.
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>>64727975

Yes, yes it is especially come playoff time
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>>64727975
NHL passed football for me just for the amount of the sport I get to watch without commercials.
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>>64727975
NHL imo. I hate monkeydunk.

>>64727988
pic related for anyone that needs to save it
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>>64727975
>asking that in a hockey thread
Gee, what do you think the responses will be.

Watch both and form your own opinion.
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>>64728005
Agreed. And penalties.

Also, the amount of games per week. I hate being on suicide watch every week and having to wait an entire week just to get disappointed again.
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Rough music selection so far. It's not usually this bad.
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>Not having Toews and Kaner on the same line to see based ridiculous plays.

Feels bad tbqh
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>>64728111
Wait for the blender.
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>>64728111
Q only does that when no one is scoring its his trade mark nuclear option.
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>>64728111
>breaking up the Russo-Kane line

Feels retarded tbqh
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>>64728111

Well if you ever hear 'Nuclear Launch Detected' in the UC we'll know what's up
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>>64728066
hadnt heard ghostland observatory in a while
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>>64728126
I suppose NHL is a marathon, not a sprint.
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>>64728126
>nuclear option
>trademark
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>le fleur
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>>64728139
>implying it wouldn't be Carrier has arrived
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>>64727975
baseball
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>>64728174
Protossfag pls
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Duncan Keith is legit goat

has there ever been a dman that can skate as well as he can?
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>>64728183
Exposed scrub lord.>>64728174
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I've seen a player stopping the puck in the air with his hand. Is that a thing? Can a player just catch the puck in the air? (I feel like a woman asking what offside means, but that was strange)
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>>64728197
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>pierre straight in with the crosby fellatio

Do you think he realizes he is doing it?
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>>64728207
Yes, as long as they dont close their hand over the puck or pass it to someone else.

I'd rather answer actual hockey questions than argue about food and tripfags for the millionth time.
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>>64728207
you can but you have to immediately put it down. you can't really close your glove over it and you can only play it to yourself
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CSN was pretty salty about Crawford not going to the all star game
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>>64728207
You can stop it from flight but you can't grab it and hold onto it. Have to let it drop to the ground.
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>>6472820
cannot close hand
can hand pass to self
can only hand pass to teammates in defensive zone
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>>64728207
Only if he drops is down immediately. No hand passes allowed.

Nor is webm related allowed.
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>>64728254

No but it was goddamn amazing when Shaw did that last year
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>>64727840
All these streams have massive amounts of bullshit attached to them.
You know what, fuck this shit, i'm fucking done.
I'm going to bed.
Good luck, hawks.
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PING
PING PING
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>>64728254
>>64728236
False

You can hand pass in defensive zone

>Kane kept his point streak alive with a def zone hand pass to breadman for empty net goal assist
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Darling at almost to the fuckin Chicago line.

That's one, Rbo.
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>>64728277

>he doesn't use puckstreamer

get fucked idiot
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name one good thing about Pittsburgh...wait for it, wait for it, lousy weather, nasty food, dirty streets, fugly people, terrible place to live or raise children.
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BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you can hand pass it to someone else in the defensive zone faggots
>>64728207
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BREDMIN
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PANARIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!

MAKE THAT MIXTAPE MOTHERFUCKER!
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SCARRRRRRRRRR
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PANARIN SCARRRRRRRRR
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Perfect screen for that. Breadman has Fleury's number.
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panarin is going to incredible
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>>64728298

haha nice memes d00d you must be talking about murder capital of #1 usa country chicago
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[Bread bowl intensifies]
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>>64728298
nice baseball stadium?
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BREADSNIPER SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>64728234
>>64728236
>>64728242
>>64728247
>>64728254
>>64728284
>>64728303
Wow, thanks for the replies bros, I get it now
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That handstand though
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What the fuck was that piggyback
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>>64728303
I had offensive in mind. Derp.
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>>64728319
>That one faggot from Pittsburg that gets anally butt-ravaged every time someone says what his city is---a fucking shit hole full or arrogant cunts.
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>>64728318
Panarin~ IS incredible.
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>>64728335

We're happy to actually answer questions as >>64728234 said. Some threads we have some really strange divergent topics like the Arizona game last week. That was a really strange night
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>>64728298
Pittsburgh is beautiful

fuck off amerifat
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>>64728207
offside if any offensive player has both skates in the offensive zone before the puck enters
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>tfw you have to tell the boy to churn his god damn butter
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>>64728357
Hey big guy. Even big tough /hoc/ aficionados need to air out their feels every now and then.
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>>64728357
What happened that night? I'm curious now
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Overtime smeller here.

This game does not smell like overtime.
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>>64728345

>he drops the 'h' in every post
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>tfw hockey season will end
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>>64728375
>2015+1
>not having your son "churn your butter"
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>>64728394

Majority of the 2nd period was everyone talking about themselves and their fears/regrets.

Weirdest part was Crawford didn't allow a goal that period. We stopped in period 3 and Crawford almost shit the bed
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>Kane is taking runs at people now
kek
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>the breadman likes the biscuit
lmfao
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>>64728394
we established that 2d > 3d once and for all

>>64728414
>tfw the kongs will win the cup and have a better dynasty than >us
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>>64728329
>>64728319
this is why Pissburger sucks ball...
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>>64728403
How does OT smell like.
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>>64728421

Kane /enforcer/ now?
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>horncuntz can't handle the bantz

Kane is literally 125 lbs and he's that bootyblasted
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>>64728437
Smells good. I like the excitement.
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>shenanigans
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>>64728437
Cocaine and blood.
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>>64728366
its a trash can, you should be canadian. pissburger beautiful yeah right
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>>64728434

if this was 5 years ago i would agree but the buccos have 100% become a good team.
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PLEASE, TELL ME WHY
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>>64728468
shut up
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How does Anisimov only have 8 assists playing all year with PanKane?
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>taking out your own guy to get to Shaw
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>>64727856
The Chicago streams are good because Pat Foley and Eddie Olczyk are GOAT announcers. They are not Boring and seem at most, unprofessional but it makes they game even better to watch.

Sometimes I think they are buzzed or even drunk during the games.

Also, this thread has good pat Foley drinking games
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>>64728483
>Kane scoring even strength
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>>64728479
good come back Canda little brother
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>>64728468

>being this edgy
>constantly

w3w 1ad
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>>64728483

Because the d man usually gets the 2nd assist with those 2
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>>64728513
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>>64728420
>Hockey thread becomes feels thread
Interedasting
>Weirdest part was Crawford didn't allow a goal that period
Is he that bad?
>>64728433
2d > 3d, I agree
>>64728502
Taking notes, I look forward to watching a Chicago stream
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Who else /venturebros/ during intermission?
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>>64728483
Too busy screening
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>>64728513
New wallpaper, btw.
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>>64728483

They're going to Panarin and the defensemen I would imagine and not Anisimov.
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>>64728542
>not bad skelly
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on break for another week

should I buy fallout 4 or Witcher 3?
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>>64728530
Crawford is fine.
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>>64728530

He's not bad he's just maddening at times. He'll make ridiculous saves and then let a bouncing puck in the goal, like he did against Arizona.

It was a perfect encapsulation of why Crawford makes us scream
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>>64728565

Witcher

Fallout 4 is sims with guns
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>>64728530
good man

>>64728573
that is literally every goalie
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>>64728573
Maybe he has PTSD from stairs and turns autistic when he sees people falling
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Why was Mike Dicks out of the league again?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy4MThJHJsE

I wish our Aussie Hawksbro would help Pat and Eddie commentate tbqh
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Breadman straight up mounting dudes
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>Blackhawks have "iced"(?) the puck
I didn't see anything happening, what does that mean?
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This fucking line.
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>>64728879
When you shoot the puck across the center line and over the opposite team's goal line (not INTO the goal, but across the line the goal is on) and no one touches it.
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Ha ha time for Hawks PP!
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>trapping an opponent in your own goal
Ayy lmao
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>>64728906
Thanks man. Sorry if it's something very basic
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>pens great yesterday
>terrible today

Story of the season.
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>>64728929
There is hybrid icing as well which was put in to stop dangerous races for the puck resulting in injuries [spoiler]The hybrid-icing system allows the linesman to blow the play dead and call an automatic icing if he determines that the puck will cross the goal line and the defending player is not behind in the race to the end-zone faceoff dots in his defensive zone[/spoiler]
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>>64728929
No problem dude, keep asking.

PP = Power play. When the opponents' team get a minor menalty they sit in the box for 2 minutes. That 2 minutes is referred to as a power play, because there are only 4 of their team on the ice and you have 5 or "Full-strength". Alternatively PK is Power play kill, which you are the 4-man team and you're attempting to hold them from getting a goal when they have a PP. If they score a point, the PP is ended no matter how long they have left in the penalty box.
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>>64728906
Unless there's a close race to the puck.

Hybrid icing is meh.
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>>64728879
>>64728906
Basically this, but the shorthanded team during a penalty can clear the puck without getting called for it.

Refs can also call it early if a defender appears to be beating the chasing offensive player to the puck.
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what happened to Crawford?
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>>64728998
b2b games - he rests
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>>64728998
Nothing.
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>>64728998
I think they like to give Darling some reps every now and again. Crawford did fine.
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>>64728998
resting him he was played a fucking ton recently.
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This game's missing something from Kane.
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GENO AM SCARRRRRR
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>>64728998
Its a home and home. Fleury is only out there because he just got off injury so hes probably good to go.
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Pierre and Doc are great you fags
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dammit
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>>64729025
gr8b8m8
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>>64729025
0/10
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>>64728951
>>64728977
Thanks for explaining the hybrid icing and the thing about the shorthanded team as well
>>64728965
>If they score a point, the PP is ended no matter how long they have left in the penalty box.
What just happened, I guess

Thanks to everyone, this thread is really fucking comfy
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>PP finally shooting
>actually scoring

man fuck mikey j. he fucked this team up so bad.
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>>64729025
Maybe if you are really interested in where players came from and went to college
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>>64729068
[/spoiler] No one is. [spoiler]
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>>64729053

most of the /hoc/ threads usually are. even the namefags flinging their bait and shit posts adds to the overall comfy feeling.
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>>64729054
Just shooting more seems to have fixed the Hawks PP, might work for them too.
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>>64727476
Just go full Chicago: Capone, Geno's East pizza, bottles of wind.
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>>64729084
I feel like we're quite well-mannered.
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>>64729091
Overrated pizza
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>>64729091
Is it food time already?
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>>64729103
You know what's overrated? Chicago deep dish pizza from Lou Malnati's and no ketchup on hot dogs.
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chicago has the worst most diarrhea inducing pizza in america.
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Ha ha time for powerplay
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>>64729025
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Hello, men, looks like I arrived on time tonight
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Drink!
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>>64729146
Aren't you Skeleton Man though?
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>>64729139
How can you possibly have diarrhea after all that cheese
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Why do people get so triggered by deep dish pizza?
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Pequods is the best chicago pizza you fags
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>>64729169
No I'm Skeleton Man.
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>We have to raise our compete level

Uhhhhhhhh, what?
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>>64729173

because all the grease it soaked up acts as a lubricant
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>>64729169
There's a Skeleton Man is inside each and every one of us
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>>64729137
>no ketchup on hit dogs

Have to agree. You can just put ketchup on whatever other hotdog shit you use except chilli. Still works, every time.
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>>64729146
>nice basketball team
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>>64729192
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>>64729174
You should see the toothpaste hot dog.
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>that skeleton hawks jersey
Did y'all see that?
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>>64729195
I don't really understand your sentence here
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>>64729219
I see it in all my night terrors
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>>64729222
Its okay,it wasnt really important anyway.
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>>64729219
>TFW I forgot to buy hot dogs so I could post bantz with only ketchup on them.
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>>64729244
iktfb
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Damn
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How the fuck did he save that
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well shit
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Fuck. God damn it Kane has been this fucking close to getting a goal tonight
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>MFW LE FLOWER
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>>64729198
'no'
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>>64729271
5th hole 3rd period
Calling it
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>>64729285
I think you're just excited to finally be in a hockey board relevant to your team with more than one person in it.
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haha wtf was that
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>>64729295

>5th

you mean the five hole?
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F U C K

T H E

S T E E L E R S
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>>64729323
You mean the 5rd hole?
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>>64729320
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>>64729323
Yea same shit my bad breh
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>>64729341

it's whatever hole kane wants it to be
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>>64729347
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>>64729332

Fuck everythang man.
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>>64729332
You mad now, huh? You gonna be real mad this weekend. Better get your mom to whip you up some of your favorite spaghetti with chilli
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>>64729375
>Screenshotted and saved to most epic bantz in history folder
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How much would you pay for a Toews Crosby fight?
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oh fuck kanes high stick last night fucking ruined toews face that is one hell of a cut below his lip
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>>64729375

>spaghetti with chili

what? is this a hot new meme i don't know about? fill me in, kid.
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>>64729400
3.50
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>>64729375
wat
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>>64729408
it's something poor people do to stretch the chili and adds nothing to the experience of chili. it is a very popular thing to do in cincinatti
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>>64729375
mmmmm.. I will lad
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>>64729375
We're you the same guy who said something about chilli on not dogs too?
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>>64729432

Hey Cincinnati Chili is good shit. I eat that on a regular basis
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>>64729408
>>64729422

Cincinnati does 5 way chili, its served on spaghetti
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>>64729445
it's a waste. chili is great without pasta ruining it
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>>64729432
Got news for you. It isn't just Cincinnati that wants you too lose
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>>64729446
>>64729445
>>64729432

holy fuck that sounds disgusting. just another reason we need to nuke ohio and everything west of it.
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>>64729432
you're missing out if you have never had skyline chili

best thing ever
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>>64729396

That man with the skull on his blackhawks jersey.. is that you?
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Who /intermission emission/ here
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>>64729461
what?

>>64729469
i say what i said with the experience of eating it. just makes no sense. also skyline chili is too sweet, just fucking weird.
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>>64729422
>>64729408
Sorry lads I shoulda figured chicago bros wouldnt know about cincy and their "cuisine"
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>>64729483
Are you talking about /intermission shitting mission/ m8?
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>>64729480

No, my friend. I am a silent guardian. I am a mediator, keeping the peace between humanity and the skeleton army. I keep the balance, so that you may live free.

I am Skeleton Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
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>>64729483
can't la, i already did once today, trying to save up for one tonight, it's about all i can muster anymore. might as well kill myself i guess
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>>64729491
>chicago bros

reddit is leaking again
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>>64729491
What else is good in Cincinnati.
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>>64729517
That video never gets old.
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>>64729526
The interstate leading away from it
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>>64729526
the local breweries are incredible.
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>>64729555
I know, and I'm so, so happy that you showed it to me. And every time I post it, I watch it the entire way through.
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>>64729522
I guess I shoulda put chicongofags or something but Im not that butthurt about a team we play twice a year, no matter how tripfag circle-jerky their /sp/ fanbase is
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>>64729558
you can say that about pretty much anywhere except the majority of the south these days
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>>64729569
Cincy is full of Germans. They do it better though
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>>64729567
You're just peanut butter and jealous, bitch.
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oh hey shitsburgh

fat Ben's career literally ends Saturday night
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>>64729626

>posting about football in a hockey thread

fuck off
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>>64729638
its intermission cuckboy, relax
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>>64729626

save it for sunday butt boi
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>>64729626
Dont worry, he'll just go to arizona later and play way better than whoever the bungles are trying to put at qb after the finally give up on Andy "Big Game" Dalton
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>>64729103
Look man, my opinion on the pizza is irrelevant to the situation.
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>>64729593
are there a lot of qt German grills?
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>>64729704
Not in cincy
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>>64729704
Lawd
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>>64729710
they're Americanized aren't they?
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>>64729738
Well ImageBro, your initial had me more hot and bothered than when I first met my ex-skeletal wife. And then I read this and now I want to go walk out into the highway.
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>>64729517
You could be a lot more silent.
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>>64729777
Highway to see some sexy women and cars?
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>>64729704
Can't tell, they're all under burqas now
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>>64729738
Thats not a good thin privledge image because the guy actually did say something kinda shitty to be honest
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>>64729798
Who gets frothy over an accord.
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>>64729777
or to leave this shitty as planet?
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>>64729816
Asians
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>>64729825
That one.
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>>64729816
Accords have good guts breh, little shit will happen but the good stuff will keep on keeping on
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>>64729816
What about a qt Grom m8?
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>>64729825
but they do smell
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I am oppressed every time I am seated at a booth in a restaurant. #thinprivilege
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>>64729846
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>>64729889
How did this bullfrog learn to write?
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>this fucking fat brainwashing bullshit
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>>64729889
>tfw all the fatties are going to the gym and crowding it up because it's their new years resolution
Oh well, should only be another 6 or 7 days before they give up. Props for trying, but 99% of them quit. It happens every year.
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>>64729846
>tfw not enough leg room in the nooth and you keep bumpin knees with your dad

#manletpriveledge
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>>64729919

>>64729926
I haven't gone to the gym this week because of that. Last saturday wasn't bad though.
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lol this pens "power" play
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>>64729937
>have to duck my head or else the ceiling fan will hit me

#manletprivilege
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Leave it to Pierre to praise Fleury for curling into a ball
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>>64729945
It's been better this year than usual in terms of traffic - maybe there's something positive to fat acceptance after all (besides their diabetes test results)
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>>64729926
>TFW you see the fat dude standing in front of the mirror throwing punches with dumbbells.
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>>64729926
>free weights never racked
>clip thieves
>more selfies then reps
>sweat patches never attended too
>machines seldom used correctly
>waiting what feels like years for the bench to be free

Fuck every January just fuck it right off.
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>>64729937
>You will never dunk effortlessly
#lankletprivilege

>>64729962
more like powerless play amirite?
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>>64729983
I don't get it anon

Urban dictionary was no help either
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>>64729983
>cant even dunk

Smdh more like mancago lethawks
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>>64730004
Normally when there's a penalty and a team has a man advantage, they call it a power play because they are in a powerful position (having an extra man on the ice). However, when the pongs have the extra man, they don't actually seem to have any advantage, rendering their power play "powerless", therefore powerless play.
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>>64730028
>>
how many scoops of ice cream should i have tonight?

#fatprivilege
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>>64730028
At least you tried.
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P A N A R I N
A
N
A
R
I
N

RUSSIAAAA
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRR BREADMAN
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>>64730028
You better get your mom to make you some chili and spaghetti, asshole.
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Panarin is just too sweet
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>>64730042
>>64730058
The joke was I ironically didnt really try.

Just like fleury right now fuck me.
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BREDMIN ON FIRE
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>64730052
>he doesnt just shovel it out of the tub
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Breadman's got McFlurry's number.
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>>64729980
>all treadmills taken up
>they're going 2mph to get their "beach body"

BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>64730101
desu i usually just fill up a cereal bowl

then I have slimy poops at 2 am
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Shot 2strong,couldn't even follow the puck on replay.
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such hands
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I feel so bad for Fleury. He is pretty good but has no defense in front of him :/
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>>64730052
10 SCOOPS C'MON
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>>64730101
>he doesn't get his ice cream in bucket sized servings
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HEEEEYYYYY BREADMAAAAAAAN NIIIIIICE ONE.

NICE SHOT MAN
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>>64730078
i hope you dont mind but i downloaded this one
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>>64730137
FUCKIN EAT BRO! EAT!

FUCKIN TUB OF GREEK YOGURT FOR A SNACK BRO

YOU GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY BRO CAUSE I'LL FIGHT YOU BRO COME SEE ME AT MY BOOTH AT AN EXPO BRO
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>>64730107
>That one guy who wants to chat with you between sets
>ignore him he doesn't leave
>PTs spend their entire shits chatting to girls on treadmills and bikes
>the city of Neptune formally known as the bathroom
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>>64730137
Those look like the inflatable arms Spongebob was using.

>>64730143
>artifically flavored
Enhjoy your shit.
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>>64730171
Headphones are your friend
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>>64730166
EAT BIG
GET BIG
20 SCOOPS TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
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>>64730171
>the city of Neptune formally known as the bathroom

Neptune is a planet where I come from
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Last sentence in the .jpg tbqh
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>>64730214
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>>64730207
fucking great, now we have aliens in here too

there goes the last hours of sleep I might have gotten
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>>64730207
>role playing faggot
back to >>>/x/
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>>64730166
Listen here, you little shit. I ain't gonna eat any dairy to make skeleton stronger. Tired of your skeleton propaganda.
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>>64730201

Have you seen his video where he's saying he's starting a program and everyone that watches can follow along?

Literally the first thing he says is: "Okay wake up, pound some BCAA's, and inject your steroids."

Okay mother fucker.
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Why is the PA announcer telling the crowd how much time is left on penalties? Is the chicago school system so broken they can't tell time on a digital clock?
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>>64730214

jej
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>>64730189
I use headphones they just keep talking its like my own personal hell.
One year I had the guy follow me to car when I tried to leave i spent half an hour driving around aimlessly until I was sure I wasn't being followed.
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>>64730237
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>>64730247
That's fucking weird
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>>64730245

He's announcing it because everyone wants to hear Gene Honda talk
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>get close to chicago's goalie
>try to make a cute pass that a defenseman will break up

Every single time.
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>>64730247
>Australia
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>>64730245
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>>64730247
And I thought Americans were the worst about bothering strangers
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Question: do I watch the repeat of always sunny tonight, or do I wait until Friday when i'll be drunk after the Hawks game
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>>64730258
I was home alone that night and I was taking a mean post workout shit and I swear to god I thought I heard "mind if i work in" from the other side of the bathroom door. Boy was I glad I was already shitting.
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>>64730303
make your own life decisions bruh. its 2016 come on
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>>64730303
Do it tonight and find something better to do on Friday night
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>>64730303
YOLO. Watch it both nights.
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>>64730303
get drunk tonight
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boring game is very fukken boring...
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>>64730340
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Dubs and panarin hatty incoming
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>>64730362
I liked the high scoring yotes game.
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>>64730367
So close. But instead it's

TUEVO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teuvo literally raped him holy shit how embarrassing
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TEUVO TIME!
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gg Penguins
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>>64728403
:^)
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ho dee doo
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>gg shitsburgh

BRED OWNS JOO
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Pano >Teevo> Kane imo
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>>64730373
8-10 or 12-15 games are the best
>>
TURBO TIME
shame it wasn't a hatty for breadman this is what the second time this season he has had 2 and missed out on the third.
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ENFORCER TOEWS TIME
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GETEM TOEWS FUCK THOSE SALTY FAGGOTS
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pissburger is awful at hockey
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>Lelguins
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HAHAHA Lovejoy

It's almost like I'm actually watching the 2014 Flyers.
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That's two nights in a row lone Shittsburgh fan.

Just two questions there faglord: How does it feel to get fucking butt pounded by multiple Hawks?

Next question: Are you excited to get booty blasted by the Bungles this weekend?
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>the polluted slum of Shittsburgh
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>>64730383

Kane's taught him well
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Shitsburgh being this assblasted at the Breadman making them his own personal bitch
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Was that the Amstel Light beer song?

How douchey.
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if you cant win the game win the fight
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>they don't allow bench clearing brawls anymore
sad desu
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>>64729980
>more selfies then reps
That sums up my dumbass female cousin who thinks she's hot shit now that she hits the gym. (She has no choice anyway because she has no skills in life)

>Watching Klitschko-Fury with her
>Both boxers make their entrance
>"Lool anon that bald guy has no muscles, look at that ripped boxer he's gonna win!"
>speechless the rest of the fight
>>
>Fights
I love ice hockey
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>left his skates to hit breadman

k
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>toews just lifts his stick
>little bitch boy attempts a choke hold

lmao shittsburg
>>
Pens are almost as dirty as the Stoolshits

shitsburgh everyone

just nuke it and get it over with
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DAMMIT SO CLOSE BREADMAN
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>>64730470
hugs and kisses are what hockey fight are like
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PANARIN YOU FUCK
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>>64730458
I'm fairly sure if both teams just jumped on the ice for a bit of biff the linesmen and refs would not be able to do shit.
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>>64730470
Hope to see you on Friday bro!
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FUCK!
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>>64730467
you fucked her though, right?
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>>64730497
NHL fines the fuck out of you if you do it and you're suspended if you're the first over the boards
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>>64730455
Fine with me. Got no favors from the refs either game, especially that too many men no-call last night. Blackhawks are the NHL darlings.
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>>64730527
HE IS THIS MAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64730527
It sucks to suck dude.
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>>64730493
I hope not :(
>>64730499
You definitely will, Skeleton Man!
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>>64730515
Even then if something bad enough happens such as a pretty huge injury or a really shit non call It could happen still.

GG pens
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>>64730527

And Pittsburgh did the same fucking thing tonight and gooned it up and they had more PP's so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Panarin single handedly owned your shitty team and all you could do is goon it up. Real fucking tough guys you have in Shitsburgh.

GG Pens but get used to this fuckers
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fuck the hawks, the shitty refsand bettman...they all killed hockey
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>>64730589
>here's your chilly reply
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gg Pens
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>>64730589
YOU MUST BE ALL OUTTA CHILI AND SPAGHETTI SALTY ASS NIGRO!
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>>64730605
i will fukken slice you open
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>54 pts

look out dallas
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>>64730573
Gooned it up? We don't even have anymore goons on this team. Pens aren't what they used to be, but getting rid of Johnston has made a world of difference.
>>
Trade Perron
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I got home late from work tonight what did I miss?
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>>64730810
A thread blissfully free of your shitposting.
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>>64730810
>2016
> going to "work"
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>>64730810
Stuff.

Also Lovie got canned.
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>>64730867
Thread seems comfy tonight noice trips rbo
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>>64730810
Pens fan here. I avoided the thread because I had something to better to do while watching, but the game was still pretty lopsided despite the Pens being in it up until Lovejoy slipped on spaghetti at the end there. Not much good to takeaway from this one other than Fleury (and to a lesser degree Crosby) playing solid.
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>>64730925
Really? Cuz
>>64730214
This happened


>tfw no one checked rbo's nice ass trips in the OP but me 405 posts late
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>>64731006
Nah, Fleury was doing backflips just to keep the Pens in the game.
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