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OFFICIAL EVERTON VS MANCHESTER CITY LEAGUE CUP SEMI FINAL MATCH

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Caballero, Sagna, Mangala, Otamendi, Clichy, Delph, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Toure (C), Silva, Aguero

Hart, Demichelis, Kolarov, Fernando, Sterling, Navas, Iheanacho

Starts in 1 bong
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>still no rest for de bruyne
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everton win
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>>64721410
>cabellero
that literacy
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>Mirallas won't leave.
>So lets make him stay by starting Tom Cleverly outwide ahead of him!

Martinez sacked when?
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why isn't "runs like a fag" not in first line-up? isn't he 50 million wonderchild?
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>>64721393
Everton win 3-2
Screencap this.
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64721492
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Post your game snacks
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>>64721488
or it's a 4-3-3
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>>64721568
good bulking food
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>>64721568
I'd post a pic of a glass of water but my phone is out atm.
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Is this for the capital one cup?
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What is the purpose of supporting Everton?
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>>64721601
being a liverpool resident but not wanting to die
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>>64721568
>diabetes: the food
>40 bings earlier
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>>64721568
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>>64721574
Its Berty m8, hes too retarded to play normal tactics, he literally thinks playing CMs on the wings gives you width and a more solid team.
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>in 4 years, 30 years ago will be the 90s
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>>64721676
>in 30 years, 2016 will have been 30 years ago
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>>64721507
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY LELPHONE

also what's up with Caballero, why no Hart?
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>>64721688
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>>64721697
it's only everton
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>>64721714
so based lukaku is scoring twice tonight, alright I'm looking forward
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>>64721568
>opening the cookies 45 bings before the game starts
m8, do you want soggy biscuits?
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>>64721628
>eating at the pc table
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Everton's lineup: WHOCARESLOL
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>>64721698
Is lemon peel a Meme ingredient?
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>>64721735
sure but aguero and yaya are scoring 5
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>>64721762
what does "is X meme" anymore?
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>city put out weak team
>poverton put out their strongest team

small club behaviour

20 (twenty) years without a trophy
0 (zero) league cup trophies
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>>64721751
LOL EPIK WON BRO UR SO COOL LOL DO U DO MOLLY?
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>>64721698
>dipping bread in olive oil

gross as fuck

it tastes like shit
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Can anyone figure out what is wrong with DiveLeFail's mouth?
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>>64721485
cablelro
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>>64721789
Probably because you ate the poopoo out of my ass
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>>64721786
wew lad
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>>64721698
Fucking M&S ads
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>>64721789
>brit commenting on food
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>>64721568
>tfw wanna make hummus but the blender too loud for 3:30 am
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>>64721410
>more Argies than Brits
>more Frenchmen than Brits
nice "club"
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>>64721771
each?

>>64721789
don't use cheap olive oil

>>64721762
the peel in that webm is orange peel, neither are meme ingredients
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>>64721822
I can't even think of a dutch food unless you fuckers eat clogs, poppies or cannabis.
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>>64721852
combined
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>moyes
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>>64720834
>>64720834
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just found out Pierre Boulez died, hold me lads.
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>>64721866

kapsalon m8, traditional dutch meal, also kroket out of a wall
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>>64721890
who dat
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>>64721901
>>64721866
we literally invented cheese you cunts
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>>64721628
>actually still having the cortana bar

do you like your porn to be displayed for ms employees to laugh at

>samsung monitor

Enjoy your shitty colours

>old ass desk not even in good condition

It's like you want to look poor
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B E S I C
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>>64721910
One of the greatest maestros of the last 100 years and troll master.
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>>64721866
we invented the GOAT football snack, m8.
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>>64721914
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>Stoke vs Liverpool

Both teams sell out their stadiums weeks in advance

>Everton vs Man City

Neither able to sell out for a semi final in the cup, despite reduced ticket prices and lots of away fans.

How weak
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>>64721835
Settling for mum-tier snack instead
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Should I read or watch this match? I would derive pleasure from watching City lose.
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>>64721852
>orange peel
Than confirmed meme
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>>64721942
>aussie is a fat neckbeard living with his mom

utterly shocked
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>>64721839
>brits

why would we intentionally cripple ourselves?
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>>64721901
That looks horrendous
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>>64721940
Some teams have more dedicated fans than others, news at eleven.
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>>64721568
>not having fish, chips and gravy while watching the footy

How do other countries even function?
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>>64721942
>yoplait has the same name in straya it does here
can I have a vocaroo of you pronouncing it?
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>>64721839
>I'd rather have shit players in my team just for muh nationalism
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>>64721961
read what
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>>64721942
why are you awake at that time
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>>64722004
You are only fielding one (one) English player and it's fucking Delph
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>>64721937
>wikipedia
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>>64722011
I like sports
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>>64721942
>those feminine hands
I bet you give a mean handjob m8
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WE LIKE SPORTS
AND WE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS
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>watching this shit instead of barca

my sides, get in a real thread nerds

>>64720834
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>>64722037
>You

I'm not even a City fan, just laughing at the retards who get wound up over player nationality
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>>64722041
come up with a source to prove your point then bitch

if not, 2 mangala own goals tonight, I know him from back in the day at standard
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>>64721942
>Those soft un-calloused hands
What kind of work do you do mate?
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>>64722050
I'm the favourite pat giver of my cat, yes
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>>64721998
this is chips
those are fries
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>>64721940
cringe isnt it

and everton have £5 tickets for under 18s, still dont sell out
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>>64722037
>british players are fucking shit

what a surprise
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>>64721917
>do you like your porn to be displayed for ms employees to laugh at
i don't care what samir and kumar think of me

>Enjoy your shitty colours
seem fine to me

>old ass desk not even in good condition
i'm not a materialistic consumer cuck like you are
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>>64721973
It's good health food, might be best to go back to your poutine, canada

ps no mum's here
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Everton never sell out during midweek games because their Welsh fans aren't willing to travel during the week
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>>64721940
Its not like Everton fans have work tomorrow
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>>64722113
>>64722070
Tradition and history is a big part of football
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>>64722082
rocket league, studying and patting my cat mostly
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>>64722126
Everton never sell out full stop
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>>64722146
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>>64722146
>tradition

My team has had good foreign players for 30+ years.

Having British players means nothing to me
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>>64722153
>rocket league
meme game
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>Your club's song is literally about your more famous rivals

small club behaviour
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>>64722180
It's ok to have a couple foreign players but having 90% foreign is not
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>>64722195
whorureferringto
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>>64722069
>barçawinslol
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>>64722197
lol says who? Nobody cares man, most British players are worthless shit
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>>64722211
WE DONT CARE WHAT THE RED SHITES SAY, AND WHAT THE HECK DO WE CARE

'CAUSE WE ONLY KNOW THAT THERE'S GUNNA BE A SHOW WHEN THE EVERTON BOYS ARE THERE
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>>64722069
Spoiler alert: Barcelona wins
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Thank fuck howard's not playing
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>>64722234
>>64722212
Worst meme in decades
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>Mangala starts for City

I thought City were a big club? Why are they fielding shit players?
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>>64722197
just fuck off blackie
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remember the everton vs spurs thread where nobody cared about the game but the banter was 10/10?

we could do it again lads if we try
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>>64722253
It's not a meme, it's what happens
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so de bruyne and silva really on the flanks? wouldn't be a bad idea to pull them apart for a bit as they seem to hate each other
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>>64722266
What the fuck, those nipples are huge, and not in the traditional way
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>>64722266
He'd be so fucking hot if it wasn't for the tits

>>64722269
>as they seem to hate each other

Tell me more
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>Kolo/Yaya toure chants
>2016

It got murdered by #LADs in Magaluf, and students. Let it die
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>20 seconds in
>already being outsung at home
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rather have this guy than vardy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0P6coCFM6o
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http://www.capitalonecup.com/

Stanford is already top of the table with a full head of steam lads, this game means nothing
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BERTIE MEE SAID TO MATT BUSBY

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE NORTHBANK HIGHBURY

NO SAID MATT YOU COCKNEY TWAT

BUT IVE HEARD OF THE STRETFORD ENDERS!

YANITED
YANITED
YANITED

CRUSH THESE CITY CUNTS EVERTON
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>>64722266
You can't do good banter with a plastic club like manchester city?
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>Singing about steven gerrard

cringed hard
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>Steve Gerrard chant

I love it, but why?
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STE GERRARD GERRARDD

HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING AAAARSE
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>>64722266
what's wrong with his chin
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>ganso is 27 this year
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SO HERE'S TO YOU VINCENT KOMPANY YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE TREBLE AND YOU KNOW WOOOO-OO-OOOOAHH
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>3 minutes into cup semi final
>Start singing about ex Liverpool players

OBSESSION
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>>64722325
my balls aren't on it
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>>64722300
could you be any more plastic?
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WE'VE GOT NICOLAS OTAMENDI

amazing away support
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Will Everton survive the Man City TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAMI, lads?
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CAN YOU HEAR THE CITY SING?

I CAN'T HEAR A F*CKING THING

WOAH WOAH SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Watching football for the first time. Is the man on the green team really called 'clean sheet'? Is that not where a team scores no goals? Did I hear wrong?
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>>64722341
n-not his fault
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>>64722326
What range is that, in normal people measurements?
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>Singing about steven gerrard

cringed hard
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Why are City risking Aguero in a league cup match? Yeah it is the semi-final but it's just the league cup, not worth it when he's made of glass
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Are they singing about the season were gerrard slipped? wasnt that the season liverpool beat everton 4-0?
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>>64722363
They're the only fans you can hear..
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>>64722363
>>64722341
>>64722300
PLEASE have sex
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Already a better match than Stoke - Pool

God that was boring shit
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>>64722391

>le virgin meme

epic my man you sure showed him
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>>64722367
1
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>>64722285
>>64722288
there is literally nothing wrong with her nipples
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>tfw liverpool fan having to root for neverton to get a free win in the final rather than getting shit on by city

weird feel

>>64722367
anything below 1.80
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>>64722367
below 1,83m in height

>when her weight starts with 2
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>>64722407
>her
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>>64722411

You're gonna get dicked by stoke either way
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Did Nike really just recycled Barça's last season away kit to City?
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>>64722411
>Supporting Everton

Nope.jpg
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>>64722425
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Still don't know why the city fans were singing about steven gerard?

So new to the game they don't know the difference between everton and liverpool?
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>>64722426
citys kit has some black shit on it
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Back from the snack run
Got some maltesers in honour of kun
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>>64722406
>>64722411
>>64722413
Thanks lads.

>tfw 180

I feel hurt. I always assumed that 5,9 would still be below me.
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>>64722432
everton winning two meaningless games is worth the free trophy for us m8
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THE CITY IS YOURS

THE CITY IS YOOOOURS

20000 EMPTY SEATS ARE YOU FUCKING SURE?
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are everton fans even in the stadium? all i hear is our support
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>money cant buy stones

money literally will buy stones

and lukaku
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>>64722440
not sure if memeing or just amerilard
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>>64722440
gerrard is a well known everton fan
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Money on Delph for first goal at 15/1. Doesn't mind a dig and he is due one...
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>>64722425
>dicked by Stoke

I'm as disgustingly ABL as they come but come on, Stoke are out
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>>64722464
Don't believe the memes, Everton's atmosphere is fucking shit
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>>64722464
>our
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barkleys fucked
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>>64722456
being 180 in norway is being 140 anywhere else, i thought norway was full of giants?

>>64722440
because obsession
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>>64722467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
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I
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>>64722456
it goes 5'9" 5'10" 5'11" 6'0"

so 5'9" is still below you
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>>64722469
No he's not, Gerrard had a season ticket growing up.

Fowler, Carragher, Owen, Lallana were Everton fans, but Gerrard was actually a red.

inb4 le epic uncle put him in everton kit picture
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>>64722488
I BELIEVE
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>>64722450
>chocolate chunk
>no brand crisps
>BISCINO

the city of irish food companies
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Oh no, Barklay is injured. Now they have to bring someone good in.
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>>64722426
Pep incoming
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>>64722475
Not really, I'd say I'm average or slightly above average.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PABLO ZABALETA HE IS THE FUCKING MAN
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>>64722456
you're gonna be okay breh it's just internet memes
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>>64721568
Dont have any pics of your mums pussy
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I BELIEVE
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>School of Silence
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I'm 5'7 I can heem anyone ITT.... just sayin,,,,,,,
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>>64722518
everyone else does though
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I BELIEVE THAT
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>>64722489
That makes absolutely no sense.
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I BELIEVE THAT
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YAYAAAAAAAAA TOURE
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>>64722515
Nah dude let's be honest for a moment, if you have two identicle guys but one's 5'6" and one's 6'1" it's an easy choice for the girl every time

Even like 5'10" is straddling the line
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>>64722553
welcome to america
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>>64722539
sure you can Hames
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All Lidl
Don't know about the crisps but their biscuits are great
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>>64722539
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>watching divegrass
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I BELIEVE THAT >WE
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>>64722572
James would say

>I-I-I-I-I'm 5'7 I can heem a-a-a-a-anyone ITT.... just sa-sa-sa-sayin
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>Goodison is falling apart so much that they have to put buckets down under the roof leaks
>People getting moved from their season ticket spots due to it

KEK
E
K
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>city fans getting this into the meme cup

embarrassing
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>>64722588
WILL WIN

now piss off
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Anyone remember the everton fan saying they have the third best squad in the league
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>>64722605
>in all 4 competitions

how your club doing m8
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I BELIEVE THAT >WE WILL WIN
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Oops,

>>64722573 was for >>64722500
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>>64722605
>omg why are they singing and having fun at a football match. NO. FUN. ALLOWED.

>>>//USA//
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>>64722599
why is there sewage in this bucket?
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JAJAJAJAJAAAAJJJA >>64722597
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>>64722599

rather that than this
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All this 'snack' posting , im starting to think that this board is full of weed smokers
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Holy shit
>>64722609
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>200 replies
>0 (zero) British flags ITT
what part of city are you from lads?
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Turns out both of these teams are shit.

We (us, Liverpool) have already won the cup it seems...
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>>64722623
they allow 'fun' m8, webm related, amerifans
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>>64722642
>espanyol
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>>64722599
>why dont they get a new stadium?
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>>64722573
I work at Lidl, can confirm there snacks are tip top tier.

I used to think only gippos shopped there but it's a lot better now.
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>>64722642
Thanks Hans, my cable doesn't show Copa del Rey
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>>64722608
kys my friend
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>>64722616

where in manchester are you from friend?

>>64722623

taking the meme cup this seriously is for midtable teams. youth teams should be out.

>>64722646

I live near Openshaw but I'm a united fan, like most people in the city.
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>>64722640
Goodison is empty too and they have an even smaller stadium
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>>64722197
>trying to argue with muslims
They will never understand importance of culturism and traditions
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>>64722567

Maybe because you are a bitch nigga.

I'm 5'10 and never had a problem beating out taller guys to women. Confidence and a good job/money is all bitches care about.
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>you now remember when Baines was the best left back in England
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ZZZ
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GOODISON PARK IS FALLING DOWN

FALLING DOWN

FALLING DOWN
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>>64722660
It's a fucking freekick, the opponent is irrelevant
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>>64722698

>americuck banter
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>>64722659
Holy shit that is cringe inducing as fuck. If they had neutral fans like that here there'd just be fights every week
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>>64722642
uh, that's just a freekick
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>>64722642
Keepers gotta have that, it's struck so slowly. He easily makes it, just fucks up the save
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>>64722642
someone pls repost my browser is going apeshit I want to watch it and can't save it either
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>>64722690
>beating off taller guys

Fixed
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>>64722597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24
>>
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>>64722704
good one mate
>>
>>64722659
>chanting USA

i really wish he's just being ironic,.
>>
>>64722668
You get good pay? Heard they are good to work for

Got served by a wholesome qt tonight
>>
>>64722684
kek

>>64722690
KEK
>>
>>64722728
LOL NICE BRO U THINK OF THAT URSELF? EBIN HAVE AN UPBOAT NARWHAL BACON LOL RITE? MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI
>>
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>>64722690
>I'm 5'10

I'm so sorry
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
>>64722715
notice the
>USA USA USA
chant at the end
>>
Weird how insecure people are on here , well it isn't really but i digress.At 5'7 i have no problem attracting hot girls
>>
im cumming lads
>>
>>64722730
>journalists can't contain the laugh
poor james

>>64722731
what are you suggesting??
>>
Willy Cabbage will cost city at least one goal by not claiming a cross. Hopefully he does though so he get's dropped for the next leg.
>>
>>64722690
haha little, fat american manlet
>>
>>64722734
I went from £6.70 at Wilkos to £8.25 starting doing basically the same job at Lidl. Two promotions and you're store assistant manager making £24k/year+ and then store manager makes between £37k and £50k/year with company car.

I have a degree in web design but prospects are better at Lidl.
>>
>>64722771
why are you being such a little faggot toward us? did a black american fuck the girl you were too beta to talk to?
>>
Why is the ground so empty?
>>
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>>64722785
ok too far, posting about 5'9 was pushing it but this is too obvious
>>
>>64722785
You must have a really pretty face then
>>
>>64722808
Everton has no fans
>>
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>>64722805
>>64722761
you mad bro?
>>
>>64722668
Fuck off Jack lad you marriage cunt
>>
>>64722805
hes belgian m8 theyre all black as it is
>>
I'm 6'4 and never had sex, what's everyone talking about?
>>
>>64722820
Everton has no pennies.
>>
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>>64722830
God bless
>>
>>64722785
>5'7

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>
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get in
>>
I am 5'3 and have sex every night
>>
>>64722761
Calm down, Tyrone. Have a cheeseburger or something.
>>
What the fuck is your problem? I'm 5'1 and never have trouble attracting women.
>>
>>64722830
Most of these guys would kick your ass

face it you're a neckbeard loser making fun of americans because their nationality is the only one fatter than you
>>
>>64722835
6'4 Is literally manlet in holland

>>64722843
everton has no trophies


>>64722860
FLOP
L
O
P
>>
>>64722113
>This "dutch" shit skin calling argentina blackie
>>
>>64722860
who?
>>
>>64722860
nice
>>
>>64722831
>marriage cunt
I have no idea what that even means
>>
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>>64722881
>>64722830
http://strawpoll.me/6467801
>>
>dealoufaou
>>
>>64722860
Thank fook for that. Now if we could only recall Chicharito from selling him :'(
>>
>HART VS HOWARD
>ENGLAND VS USA

This is gonna be the e!spn story tonight lads
>>
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>>64722907
>>
I heard Messi is a kissless virgin on acount of his manlet status
>>
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>>64722882

>implying

>>64722887

this guy

>>64722890

hope you don't miss him too much :(

>>64722909

;_; m-maybe welbz too?
>>
>>64722914
hart not playing

lame story
>>
>>64722914
hart ain't playing
>>
>>64722904
Does guy from finland have autism ?
>>
>>64722860
lel nice flop you have there
>>
>>64722929
>More yellow cards for diving than Prem goals

kek
>>
>>64722942
yes but i also have a knife
>>
>>64722942
doesnt that go without saying
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>>64721410
>mfw this team could've been all-black if de bruyne didn't decide to be a west bromwich albino ass nigga
>>
>>64722870
there's nothing wrong with eating cheeseburgers, mohammad. not all of us worship the pig
>>
>>64722955
That's a given.
>>
>>64722830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWARSBlu5u8
finland btfo
>>
>>64722929
as he never did anything close to that at dortmund, no
also means the serbian messi is in the bag
>>
>>64722963
>dutchman wanting an all black team

you're watching the wrong football
>>
>tfw the cuck meme and calling people cucks has given you a black male/white woman porn fetish
>>
That's the worst match i've seen this season, are they all so tired that they can't do their job and anymore ?
>>
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>>64722955
I'd just burn down your sauna with you in it m8
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>>64722999
TOP NUMBERS LAD
>>
the GOAT finn
>>
>>64722860
>le wear cappy backwards man
Glad he's gone.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmnL4x2jwm8
>>
>stones
>everton fans

kek
>>
>>64722984
dont @ me mattie
>>
>Neverton
>>
>>64722999
I can't watch porn where the guy is from a different race than me, I just can't feel empathy
>>
>>64722662
because they're broke as fuck
>>
>>64722999
>getting aroused from being called a cuck
>>
OFFSIDE NIGGAS
>>
>>64723028
Who are United playing in the next round of CL mate?
>>
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>>64722326
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>>64723028
>>
>>64723049
i have a humiliation and bdsm fetish too, so i guess it's only nature
>>
Johnny Stonnie got fucked by barry
>>
>Barkley

what the fuck was that
>>
>>64722684
I live in Liverpool and see all these stickers on cars that say "I go the game"

I don't believe them desu if they actually went maybe there'd actually be people at the game

they don't even have a waiting list for season tickets
>>
REFBALL THAT WAS ONSIDE
>>
>>64723068
They were all off
>>
>>64723028
lmaoooooooooooooo
>>
this game is gash lads

i wouldn't turn up either if i had to watch this
>>
Was that a boo or a TSUUUUU?
>>
do everton not understand the offside rule
>>
why are those cunts booing #15
>>
>>64723109
City are just holding off until the last 15 minutes.
>>
>evercucks
>>
Everton are fucking shite
>>
Imagine supporting a team as cuckolded as Everton
>>
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Everton are fucking shite
>>
>>64723139

cleverley is a former united player + youth product
>>
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>>64723119
I was saying booo-urns
>>
>>64723149
Everton literally are a cuck club
>>
offside goals should count as a third tiebreaker after aggregate score and away goals before penalties
>>
>>64723163
top bants desu
>>
>>64723139
Evertonians love a good boo
>>
>It's a Yaya Toure can't be arsed episode
>>
Everton are fucking shite
>>
>>64723169
Not so loud or they'll actually make that a rule.
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>tfw you have to take your hand off your dick to scroll the thread
>>
>Inter Milan Defender Andrea Ranocchia Agrees Liverpool Move

WHO
>>
>>64723169
then everyone would have one guy stand offside in last 10 minutes every game, force a cheap goal and park bus
>>
>>64723163
wow this is awesome, probably would join the club just for the bants even tho im straight i couldn't care less for everton
>>
>>64723169
thats an awful idea
>>
Referee making it up as he goes along
>>
>>64723200
>Listening to Tancredi Palmeri
>2016
>>
>that spastic Everton fan who was saying deulofeu is the best winger in the league

my sides tbhfam
>>
>offside
>linesman doesnt give it

disgusting refball
>>
YES EVERTON
>>
>>64723198
Put on auto update and press middle button on mouse then make it roll down slowly
>>
MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI MORI
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>>64723200
some shitty defender that i've heard the fans have wanted rid of for a while but Liverpool just need a defender who has 2 working legs at this point
>>
FUNES MORI AH SAHBI
>>
FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI FUNES MORI
>>
literally who
>>
FUN IS MORE Y
>>
>>64723229
solid tekkers latvia
>>
FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY FUNNY MURRAY
>>
>>64723169
Nice try brussel sprout, Lukaku and Benteke live offside.
>>
JUST AS THE FUCKING STREAM GOES DOWN

r-requesting webm
>>
>lukaku offside
>gives onside

>aguero onside
>gives offside

weird
>>
A mile offside
Nice refball this
>>
>>64723175
hey bro, which cocktails can be made with guarana soda? antarctica is starting to be sold here and I'd like to drink it with some alcohol
>>
NETHERLANDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>64723247
I know , i have IQ of 140
>>
How the fuck did the linesman know he was onside in real time?
>>
LUKAKWHO offside?
>>
>funes mori

literally who
>>
WOOOOOO EVERTON BOYS
>>
LIVERPOOL EVERTON FINAL

GET HYPE
>>
>>64723251
probably Inzaghis distant relatives
>>
> argie scores against an argie

might as well call it Argentine Premier League
>>
>>64723263
No idea. Would love to help you but I'm really clueless about the subject.
>>
15 mins to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer and have a wank
>>
>>64723265
Nah I'm okay
>>
>>64723263
wray&nephews rum goes good with it
>>
>>64723223
yeah he's a bit shite really, tricks people into thinking he's good because he does a lot of stepovers
>>
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>>64723047
How can you be broke in a league that throws money at you?
>>
>>64723271
Why not just refball Everton by default without evenlooking at the play?
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
Everton v Stoke should be good anyways
Another 4_3
>>
>>64723293
challenge accepted
>>
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>>64723293
I'll start the halftime posting then
>>
>>64723271
it much easier to see when, you know you're standing at the touch line and are paid to actively watch for offside players

>>64723307
because their owners pocket the money for themselves and the club hardly ever sees any of it

i still cant believe he gave them money for lukaku
>>
>>64723275
If he touches it yes
>>
>>64723290
you argies sure do know how to kick a ball, it has to be said
>>
>>64723307
daww
>>
>>64723290
this isn't a premier league fixture though
>>
>>64723307
Kenwright is a retard who took loans borrowed against TV deals. So now the interest just fucks them up
>>
>>64723293
at the same time
>>
>>64723309
>2 disallowed goals
>1 allowed and was clearly onside
>refball
>>
>>64723342
>if he touches it yes

wrong actually, they changed the rule this season so that the offside player merely has to be distracting the keeper or defence when the ball is played, and he quite clearly did make an impact on the goal
>>
>>64723369
Lukaku was offside blocking keeper's view
>>
>>64723356
>>64723356
>>64723356
NEW
>>
>>64723293
At once?

>>64723342
That's the old rule, new one he only has to be in the way/influencing play, which I thought he may have been
>>
>>64723369
lukaku was off an interfering

that means he was offside

dont expect everton fans to understand the rules
>>
>>64723391
>no thread title
>Not stating it's a game thread anywhere
>Not saying who is playing
>Pseudo tripfag shit OP picture

Fuck off
>>
>MOYES
>>
>>64723390
Not really
>>
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>>64723325
> you'll never stick a cheeky finger up her fanny
>>
the only reason russ barclay starts is because his dad owns the premier league
>>
>>64723418

What is he doing now?
>>
lmao moyes and whoever that other muppet is both said funes mori completely wrong, and completely differently
>>
Lukaku dindu nuffin he a good boy
>all these city oil slurping nut huggers crying refball
>>
Is it gay to masturbate while watching a football game?

I did it often during women's world cup in the summer and it felt good but I'm not sure if I should do it while watching men play.
>>
>>64723433
He doesn't own it this season though
>>
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>>64723391
>>
as a Liverpool fan it would be pretty funny for me if Everton beat city and Liverpool cucked them in the final, if they go on to win the trophy though i wouldn't be able to speak to my grandad ever again
>>
Didn't know my club had so many supporters on /sp/! Which part of everton are you all from?
>>
>delafoy
>>
why aren't you posting girls?
>>
>>64723462
yes he does

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premier_League#Sponsorship
>>
>>64723478
L4 wbu?
>>
anyone watched making a muderer
>>
>>64723478
My dear old nan is friends with the Rooneys.
>>
>>64723476
Ah don't fall out with your uncle over football
>>
>>64723478
Californiapool
>>
>>64723478
wavertree
>>
I'm a City fan, not offside, Willy Cabbage is just a shit cunt. Hart would have handled that better.
>>
>>64723452
it depends about the squad bruv
>>
>>64723499
>The FA announced on 4 June 2015 that it would not pursue any further title sponsorship deals for the Premier League, arguing that they wanted to build a "clean" brand for the competition more in line with those of major U.S. sports leagues


So it will be 'National Premier League' now?
>>
>>64723499
Where will rust go then
>>
>>64723478
everton and anfield are genuinely the two worst parts of the city
>>
>>64723410
Keeper had a clear sight line on the original shot and Lukaku was well out of the way on the rebound. Get mad and stay mad
>>
>>64723494
got banned for slagposting last time la
>>
>>64723519
>literally looks like a boy in every way
>>
>>64723550
Why is that, my algerian city bandwagoner friend? Because she's not wearing a niqab?
>>
>>64723433
9/10

pretty damn good
>>
>>64723533
would be nice if they went back to the Division system, looks like the 1st division the way this table is at the moment, only city are a bit too high up
>>
>>64723568
She doesn't look that good, really.
>>
>>64723519

still think she's a post-op tranny m9 im not being fooled by the j00s
>>
>>64723533
nope, TPL

>Having been sponsored by Barclays since 2004, in 2016 the competition will be known simply as "The Premier League."
>>
>>64723568
You still think that Algerian bandwagoner is here now that is city is losing? He probably has important stuff to do
>>
>>64723541
>Keeper had a clear sight line on the original shot

irrelevant
>>
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>>64723494
Taylor Swift is a girl m8
>>
>>64723606
this

he was in the way of the defence in the box
>>
>replacing cleverley with leon osman
>third best squad

top chuckle
>>
>>64723606
No it isn't, Lukaku didn't interfere with play.
>>
city btfo

pakiboo are you here? get fucked you autist
>>
> Everton are so poor they can't afford to print non premier league branded shirts
>>
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>>64723604
Right, excuse me, probably another important phone call like the watford game.

still though
>implying you wouldn't
>>
>Barclays paid £57m for a three-year sponsorship deal in 2004 and subsequent extensions saw the value rise to the £120m paid for the existing three-year sponsorship in 2012.

jesus, the league is just throwing away £40m a year to present a "clean image"? surprised at this
>>
>>64723604
top yey
>>
>>64723647
you can effect play without blocking line of vision you dope
>>
>>64723662
£40m is loose change for the prem nowadays
>>
>>64723606

He literally doesn't interfere, keepers saves it just fine. Would've rebounded to funny murray and gone in regardless of lukaku being stood there or not
>>
>>64723662
TV rights money make sponsorships irrelevant.
>>
>>64723519
Strong eyebrows is my fetish
>>
>>64723675
Maybe so but he clearly didn't. Cabbage saw the shot and made the save. Lukaku had nothing to do with it.
>>
>>64723702
ever heard of the butterfly effect? would have played out completely differently if lukaku wasnt in that position
>>
>>64723662

>Accept the £40m
>Use it to fund reduced ticket prices for fans

Literally why don't they do that, much better PR than just throwing it away
>>
>>64723714
Why, do you want to get your jizz in there or something

>offsiderton
>>
deulofeu is so so shite
>>
How do illegal streams get the sky sports audio? I get that they can get footage by secretly having cameras at the ground but how do they pick up the commentators' voices?
>>
>offside
>again

chuckle
>>
>>64723714
It's not as much the eyebrows or a fetish for me as just an interesting look, I get why people don't think she's attractive but she gets me rock hard for some inexplicable reason m8
>>
>lukaku
>>
Do Everton understand how being offside is a bad thing?
>>
>>64723723

>refs now have to start giving cards for chaos theory

Fuck off you blue cunt, the rule is offside is given if he is interfering in play. He isn't interfering

City BTFO
>>
>lukaku 2 miles offside for about half an hour during that move

wow
>>
>>64723764
worst bait I've ever seen
>>
>>64723764
what the fuck are you talking about lad?
>>
>>64723764
Have a (You) lad, decent effort.
>>
How can one man be so offside
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THAT STUPID NIGRO WILL NEVER NOT BE OFFSIDE
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>>64723792
>He isn't interfering

debatable
>>
>>64723764
little recorders in their clothing, their wives are usually in on it
>>
>>64723764
The streamers place hidden mics in front of the commentators
>>
No one man should have all that offside
>>
>>64723816

see

>>64723702
>>
>>64721396
what a squad, what a great bunch of lads <3

>>64721410
what a load of cunts
>>
>>64723764
Have a (you) for making me laugh
>>
dubs and city wins
>>
>>64723764
Your Dad's wife's sons get a feed from the sky vans, obviously
>>
>he didn't watch Rwanda - Cameroon
>>
>>64723773
it's just 4chan lad. IRL, she would be the one discarding 99% of the website, not the other way around
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>>64723764
>>64723824
>>64723819

This, notice the 2nd microphone just at the side of his head so he can't see it
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>>64723764
They point this at commentators
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>beshit
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>>64723863
so we're the 1% she'd fug?
>>
>>64723816
That's why we have refs to make that call. You are the worst kind of supporter, make the rest of us look bad, when you team fucks up you blame the ref. It was the keepers error.
>>
>>64723764
They find out what colour football they plan on using. Then they cut a hole in one of the same colour, place a microphone in it, and kick it over the stands and into the stadium before kick off.
>>
>>64723843
you know for certain lukakus positioning didnt effect the goalkeepers decision?
>>
>>64723898
>>>/fit/
>>
>de michelis

how is he still playing?
>>
Why is there a fucking banshee in the crowd?
>>
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Is mancity supposed to be good?
>>
> demichelels
>>
>>64723900
>That's why we have refs to make that call.

..and they got it wrong
>>
>>64723915

his decision to save it?
>>
>>64723920
I'm glad I'm not imagining that shit, literal screeches every so often
>>
>>64723917
>>>/r9k/
>>
>>64723920
obviously somone picked terran
>>
>nervous Cabby

lmao
>>
>>64723917
germans
>>
>>64723935
That's a different argument, turbo-melt
>>
>>64723938
whether to try and catch or what direction to punch it out
>>
>>64723920
Thought the first time it was outside my window, was spooked
>>
>>64723924
they're a good team who have the ability to play an unbelievably shit game at least once a month
>>
>>64723898
>we
Don't know about you but I'm beta as fuck so I guess I can just go fuck meself
>>
Bournemouth get mentioned EVERY game :^)
>>
>offsideserton
>>
>>64723972
not its not you scouse autist

the ref got it wrong, lukaku was interfering

how is that a different argument, please hang yourself
>>
>>64723996
>>96
>>
>>64723996
That's what happens when you're a modern football fairytale
>>
>>64723986
maybe that's her fetish, anyway if I ever do I'll hook you lads up with some pictures
>>
>>64724027
women don't have fetishes
>>
>>64724004

why are you even discussing this?
>>
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r8 my mum
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>>64724032
>women don't have fetishes
Your mom's fetish is this dick
>>
REFBALL

SHOULD BE CITY PENALTY
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>>64724032
uwotm8? they most certainly do, all of them have basic rape fetishes but many aren't even that vanilla
>>
>>64724032
No they have , you are just a manlet
>>
city plastics are actually louder than the home side? what the fuck is going on
>>
How the fuck did he miss that?
>>
>>64724032
except getting raped by gorilla that is
>>
>>64724012
> Do nothing but cheat and refball to get promoted
> Fairytale

k den
>>
Fuck my arse thought that was in
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>>64724044
her arms are too short
>>
>>64724044
fat slut with a pie face

6/10
>>
>>64724044
Who is that sexy in the background ?
>>
IAN When?
A
C
H
O
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>>64724056
not a fetish
>>
Leighton Baines went to my old school last year desu lads

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/everton-star-leighton-baines-passes-8586598
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>>64723764
They just load up a copy of FIFA with the relevant teams and the commentary is all prerecorded for them.
>>
>barklel
>>
>>64723974
He has two choices -1. Try to hold it, in which case doesn't matter where anyone is standing, or 2. Punch/palm it away in the direction he is diving, preferably around the post. He cannot punch it to where Lukaku was even if he wanted to. He went for the second option and executed it poorly.
>>
>>64724096
congratulations it's the most boring post of the thread
>>
holy shit what was that inhuman screaming
>>
Should have stuck to Star Trek
>>
>>64724096
no one, and i mean absolitly no one, gives a shit
>>
>>64724096
what kind of a fucking name is leighton lol
>>
>>64724115
was the only thing i could think of to match how boring this game is
>>
> Ross Barkley is going to the Euros
> Danny Drinkwater isn't

#RoyOut
>>
>>64724125
I do
>>
> caballero isnt argentina's keeper

baka tbf familia
>>
how do you spend 60 million on 2 CBs and still have one of the worst defences in the league
>>
>>64724153
He's been shit
>>
give daddy that new thread
>>
New thread?
>>
>>64724113
again, irrelevant

if it effected his thought process it effected the outcome
>>
>>64724096
Do you live close? I live right next to sfx lid
>>
>>64724159
>>64724162
> this flag
> this topic
>>
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>Shouting abuse at your player as he subbed because he didn't play well

Stay classy
>>
>memerallas
>>
>>64724159
they dont have anywhere near the worst defence in the prem, fuck off cancuck
>>
>deulofeu not screaming when substituted
>>
>>64724184
It's our sport lad
>>
oh look, more refball
>>
>>64724177
not really, I live in the childwall area, sorta close but more than a 20 minute walk away
>>
what did he mean by this? >>64724218
>>
>>64722698
>(You)
>>
>>64724177
>>64724231
>south end wools

Disgusting
>>
wow
>>
sagna the only defender putting a shift in
>again
>>
>Fucking hey
>>
How come Kevin de Bruyne isn't brown?
>>
>>64724248
south liverpool is far nicer than north liverpool

and my bins are purple, blue and green m8
>>
>>64724248
>not being from the south
>not getting on it on Ally Road before town
Are you sure you're a scouser lad?
>>
>>64724248
Lmao are you from Norris Green or something?
>>
>>64724278
>>64724293

South """Liverpool""".

Sorry lads, get your "house coats" on whilst I give ya ma a "takey" on me bike.

North Liverpool is only Liverpool
>>
>>64724272
hes albino
>>
If Chaucer were to write The Canterbury Tales today, what kind of people would get a tale?
>>
>liverpool-everton final in the meme cup

im ok with this
>>
Everton yes!
>>
>>64724293
Richmond tav. Now.
>>
poverton btfo
>>
JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
>>
Jesus really nailed it
>>
>NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON
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>>64724336
You jinxed it
>>
what a shit show
>>
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>NEVERTON
>>
>yfw navas scores a goal with ease
>>
>>64724339
hahaha nope
>>
i like the way aguero runs
>>
>letting Navas score
>Neverton
>>
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Oil mercenaries back level
>>
>that aguero touch
>>
That aguero touch was ridiculous
>>
15 minutes remaining

everton collapse imminent
>>
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TOP FUCKING KEK
NAVAS
OF ALL PEOPLE
NAVAS
>>
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>this game
>>
>Navas scoring
kek
>>
>>64724329
i'll put me coat on, whilst you stick your black north-end jacket on ya big meff
>>
>conceding a goal to jesus navas

ayyy lmao just relegate them already
>>
>>64724372
Finished with "work"?
>>
>>64724384

>posts after the goal has already been scored
>>
>>64724329
>actually living in North Liverpool
>living amongst the majority of the ketwig kids
>trying to justify your poverty ridden, drug filled shit hole
>>
ET or rematch lads?
>>
disgusting refball again

absolutely filthy
>>
>>64724388
>dubs
>rare flag

you're the whole package
>>
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GET FUCKED
>>
>>64724388
>that flag

Where are you kosovo?
>>
>>64724293
>not starting the night with bevvys round Old Swan
>not trying it on with 15yr old grls on the 10A into town
>>
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OIL MONEY PLASTICS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>64724388
>europe
>>
BLACKED
>>
clear offside tho
>>
>>64724384

>
>>
>>64724339
>>64724347
>>64724365
>>64724377
>>64724384
>>64724385
>>64724396

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
goalgoalgoalagoaagolaglalgoalgoagllogolaglogaolgaloag
>>
GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU GOATKAKU
>>
Rekt
>>
>>64724394
>>64724403
Well mint merts, i'll get me chinos on and see ya in the 2nd floor of the krazyhouse later
>>
GET FUCKED ABE
>>
>THE CITY OF MANCHESTER
>>
>>64724409
its a 2 leg semi lad
>>
HAHAHHAHAHA
>>
>Shitty
>>
> Lukaku doing an hero in the cup

RIP Everton's league prospects
>>
>lukaku not being offside

wait what
>>
>shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty
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I MISSED THE GOALS

JUST
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>>64724443
>ABE's
Don't think they exist on spee 2bh
>>
new
>>64724412
>>64724412
>>64724412
>>
>>64724447
Didn't realise it was the 2nd leg, sorry about that britfriend
>>
>>64724462
>flood warning
>in droughtfornia
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>Man shitty
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>>64724442
let's go the Cream grand finale and snort some lemo lad
>>
>>64724511
Not after 2 died on the Garys on boxing day there, kek
>>
>>64724533
whose buying garys? A bag of scatty flake is less than a butty at costa coffee these days
>>
>>64724096
I'm in the sixth form, son. Saw him when he came.
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