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>first for Pulju

Not even angry at sandwiches, Florida has no bean suppah

Third for third

I never tried a Publix sandwich before, because when I saw them in the stores they looked pretty shit desu and usually went to Subway or Quiznos or chipotle.

Are they actually good or not? due to how big of a meme it is I will try it next time when in Florida.

>>64718912

That jaw's gonna be bigger than his forehead once he gets put on the freedom pills in the NHL.

http://strawpoll.me/6464910
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>>64718802
That's not Patrick Kane

2.4 million finns watched the WJC final when it reached its climax, 300 000 short of half the population.

>>64718903
>american cuisine

almost certainly overrated garbage desu

>>64719042
>canadian mocking the cuisine of another country

Sorry it's not kraft dinner covered in maple syrup m8.

>>64719030
How many committed suicide?

>>64719048
kraft dinner is fucking GOAT and you know it

the maple syrup thing is gross though

>>64719060
>literally mad at sandwiches

>>64719056
They won..

>>64719056
>>64719078
But I bet at least a few ended it all when Russia equalized with 6 seconds left. I'm sure they thought Finland would lose in OT after that.

They didn't count on the memes, though.

>>64719014
>92% Memes

top kek

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>>64719094

>>64719094
>finland
>losing in ot
never

PULJU IS BUST REAL PLAYER IS LAINE

gold fuckin celebration
http://www.katsomo.fi/#!/jakso/33002015001/urheilun-livestreamit/560202/suomen-u20-maajoukkueen-kultajuhlat
http://areena.yle.fi/1-3115368

>>64719072
you'd be mad too if someone was trying to pass off shit in a bun as a sandwich

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Non-Finns of /hoc/, how can our nations develop a strategy to counteract Finnish meme superiority?

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>>64719676
>find ways to get less sun/daytime. Darkness is key
>lower the prices on cheep beer and vodka
>liquorice or tar flavor on everything
>cold
>spread out the population, best is if you can have less than 1 person per square kilometer
>move country as close to Russia as possible

>>64719676
pray for sean to come back

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>>64719676
There is nothing we can do, my fellow American friend. We should just stop trying and admit Finns as the kings of hockey.

Ignore the flag btw, I'm just using Finnish proxy for fun. I am actually 100% American and like eating hamburgers.

t: Pekk... I mean John Smith :DDDD

pic related its me :DD

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"skill wins games, memes win championships"

>>64719744
jej

>>64719676

psst, you could elect trump

>>64719744
>like eating hamburgers

His story checks out.

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>mfw the pens traded one of the hottest new finnish memes for bill the thrill

>losing to the flylels

The Habs are the league's biggest joke.

Give us a top 5 pick please.

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Da Chief has now officially retired and is starting a hockey academy in Florida. The academy will include youth hockey teams that will be coached by him along with Tomas Vokoun, Radek Dvorak and Petr Sykora.

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>>64719885

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>>64719885

>>64719885
https://translate.google.ca/translate?hl=en&sl=fi&u=http://yle.fi/urheilu/olli_jokinen_yllattaa_-_jaakiekkoakatemia_floridaan_muutamme_juniorikiekon_floridassa/8574566&prev=search

>In addition, the Academy offers during the summer months, as well as young professionals and training packages. Juniors who are 15 years of age or older can obtain a comprehensive package of the Academy of summer training. The same applies to professionals.

Do you think adult amateurs could go? I could use a trip to Florida.
Little worried the ice might be shit. And it could cost a bunch.

should i sit schneider @montreal tonight, gallagher back makes me nervous

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> All-Star jerseys released
> Black and White with Nashville colors on em
Who's going to pre-order their John Scott jersey today?

>>64719954
Doubtful, looks like it's pros or youngsters only

who the fuck is John Scott

>le john scott

go back to reddit

>>64720093
the captain the legend the warrior

>>64719885
that face always fucking cracks me up

someone post edits they have of it

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Finland benefitted from major refpuck
Barkov is good
McDavid is superior

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>>64720134
Mcdavid is nothing compared to the meme line.

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here's your allstars faggots

>>64720151
Muckin fonkey etc.

>>64720152
>cory schneider
>john gibson

wew lad

>>64720152
The Central really is as good as everyone thinks, my god. What an unreal roster. It's not even worth playing this year.

>>64720142
>finnish players with an upside of 4:th line grinding in the NHL

kek you finns never stop being entertaining.

These players are nothing compared to good years for other nations. Was not even the best team in the tournament.

>>64720176
Except goaltending lel

>>64720152
>Komarov

though i suppose laffs dont got anyone better

>>64720176
>It's not even worth playing this year.
Technically it's never worth playing

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>McDavid will the be Gretzky to Puljujarvi's Kurri.
*displaces the center of gravity so that my hat leans forwards*

>>64720199
>mcdavid is a bust who needs a superior finn to boost his stats

sounds about right to me

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>>64720221
Future captain of the Oilers <3

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>>64720053
>have camp for youngsters
>this guy shows up

I could get a fake id.

>>64720152
Pekka definitely got that hometown cooking, if it was in any other city he wouldnt have got in.

>>64720152
>komarov is an all star

I just filled my pants with funny poo

>>64719880
Price will be back in time to save Therrien's job desu. Also Bergevein needs to stop being conservative and trade for a top six winger already.

>>64720187
They won't face any shots though.

>>64720152
>toews over koivu
sounds about right.

>>64720282
Well, they needed a player from every team, who else would they take from that shitty squad?

>>64720152
>Bäckström
Finally..

>>64720298
fanoof is the obvious choice m8

>>64720152
>Leo Komarov
>Allstar

wew lads

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>>64720237

>>64720152
>Rinne and Ekblad
Literally why, replace them with Allen and Ristolainen
>Scott means the sparkledogs don't get someone like Ekman-Larsson or Domi
Fucking reddit vote
>Backstrom in, Crybaby out
Now that's something I can respect

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>>64720152
>Suter BTFO

>>64720298
At defense take Riley and drop Ekblad , put Hoffman in the now vacant forward sport.

>>64720363
Ristolainen should make it before Rielly should.

>>64720360
>hometown favoritism BTFI

Cant wait to watch the meme allstars with john scott as captain, lol

>>64720375
I think that only factored in for Rinne. You had to have both Weber and Josi there on merit. Both top 5 in Norris voting last season and they're killing it this year too.

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wassup /hoc/sters??

>>64720373
Every team gets to send one player.
I'm not saying Rielly is better than Ristolainen. But the one player from Toronto I would take for 3 on 3 is Morgan Rielly.
It's kind of hard getting a spot with Karlsson and Subban in the division.

>>64720348
top kek

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>>64719676
We need to

>drink more energy drinks
>eat more reindeer stew
>erode our sense of humor with memes
>develop a language only we can understand that takes 30 years to master
>sauna 6 times per day
>roll in snow naked
>feel the menes flowing through our system

And then we will have begun our journey

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>>64720152
Hey guys why isn't Lundqvist on this list
I thought he was good

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>>64720035
they should have done blue instead of black, but probably the best ones in recent memory since they don't have a bunch of unnecessary piping and shit

>>64720447
>how he king with no ring

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>>64720451
Never forget the Neon Green CBJ all star unis
>mfw

>@jhiitela
>Jagr on Puljujärvi: "I like when you said he ALMOST tied with my point record. He may tie with Gretzky but Jags is still number one."
>On if 68 watched WJC? "F**k no. I don't watch kids games. We've had enough kids in our team."

J A G R
A
G
R

>>64720493
Jagr still mad over Czech loss

>>64720493
>tfw based pulju probably won't get another shot at Jagrs record due to being drafted by the Edmonton Spoilers

JUST

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helo is this where i
>crosby

>>64720252
>needing a fake ID

MODS MODS MODS

>>64720430
>le 10 million dollars canuck a year nigger
>all star

>>64720547
>John Scott
>Leo Komarov
>no Crosby

shit format to be honest, though the biggest snub is Toews over Wheeler

>>64720587
True, Toews has like 26 points or something.

Absolutely disgusting.

>Uncle Leo is an all star

I'm savoring every breath for this is truly a wondrous time to be alive

How mad will you be when the Oilers win the lottery and get to draft 1st overall again?

>>64720629
Meltdown levels

>>64720629
Probably break something tier only to laugh hysterically once they start gunning for the next one the following november

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>>64720629

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>>64720629
it would provide good memeing at least

>>64720629
>>64720643

honestly though, the outcry would probably lead to Oilers being banned from 1st draft picks for 15 years

>>64720629
I'll laugh my ass off.

The amount butthurt this would create would be monumental.

>>64720564
I wouldn't say he's one of the three best defenders in the Atlantic. But at 3 on 3 he might be.

If Price was healthy he would have taken the guaranteed spot for Montreal. Subban would still get to go because he's black.

>>64720629
nothing will top last year where any team in the realistic lottery winning range would have been better than edmonton

>>64720723
Toronto would have been just as bad and not nearly as funny

>>64720152
>crosby

>>64720729
Toronto would have been worse. Edmonton doesn't have that much of a media presence. McDavid in Toronto would have made a TSN 6 devoted entirely on him.

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Being selected to the ASG is a great honor. After all, the player's name gets a gold background on Wikipedia's draft pages, shiny and eternal. Witness him.

>>64720528
Jagr's record was for most points scored by a player under 18. Pulju will be 18 next WJC so this was his last chance.

>>64720629
Draisatl - McDavid - Puljujarvi

The Meme Line

>>64720818
norway why aren't you on your nordic bros' level of hockey

>>64720152
>komarov in an allstar game
never thought I'd see the day

>>64720795
That's assuming he will even get to play in wjc.

Which is a big assumption as we all know the Spoilers aim to mentally and physically ruin every single hockey prospect their cancerous organization touches.

>>64720830
don't know

>>64720830
Cross country skiing and about 25 hockey rinks in the country.

>>64720830
Too busy managing their doping program so they can win all the skiing events in the olympics.

>>64720830
don't care

>>64720836
Of course. I just meant that it was too late to break that specific record either way.

>>64720849
>>64720856
number one pick in 2018 will be a noggy though

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=274219

>>64720856
Pekka please.

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>>64720795
>mfw Edmonton wins the lottery, Pulju withdraws from the draft and gets 26 points in the next WJC, breaking Forsberg's single and all time records

>>64720830
Being jews about their oil money takes all of their effort

man it's so satisfying seeing scandinavian flags line up

>>64720885
>withdraws from the draft
cant, hes edmonton bound and a big part of their upcoming dynasty, deal with it fags

>>64720918
all for you canada

>>64720885
all the memes aside i'm sure he wouldn't mind playing with either mcmeme or reichsaitl.

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Is Norway the rich successful brother with a hot wife but is also a really nice guy so you come off as a dick when you try to make fun of him and everyone knows you're just really jealous?

>>64720176
>some select players means the teams as a whole are good
>my god
Central sucks, Chiraq is the only team in the central that isn't a guarantee first round loss

>>64720943
Norway is a country

>>64720924
He could always pull a Lindros

What do you think the top 3 of the draft will be?

>Laine
>Pulju
>Mathews

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>>64720932
Hall - Draisaitl - Purcell
Yakupov - McDavid - Eberle
Pouliot- RNH - Puljujarvi

>>64720924
>oilels
They can't keep getting away with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7-H3eJFCd4

>poopinajarvi somehow still ranked higher than LION-AYY

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>>64720943
nice analogy brah

>>64720960
Thanks funland

>>64720978
1.lie-ne
2.busthews
3.pool-you

>>64720978
1. pulju
2. buston bustthews
3. chychrun

hey finlan, what's a good highlight reel from the final with finnish commentary?

>>64720978
1. matthews because home meme advantage
2. laine
3. pulju

>>64720982
>purcell on the top line
i want this meme to end

>>64721031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4s2LNv-k4

>>64721031
>finnish commentary

Even Finns watch TSN instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7xqCXfOS-Q

>>64721056
only self hating cucks watch tsn desu

>>64721014
>>64721028
>>64720978
the world is ready for a Finnish first pick

it's 2016, for fuck's sake

What Finnish /hoc/ memes?

Sorry, I don't come to /sp/ often.

>>64721056
always liked Ferraro. shame he doesn't do NHL.

>>64721052
can someone do gif of the sliding helmet in front of the russian goalie`? There's some meme potential.

>>64721105
finnish hockey in itself is a meme

>>64721105
>/hoc/
>memes
not allowed m8

>>64721128
here's a webm https://gfycat com/ShowyDisfiguredAlbacoretuna

thank reddit

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>>64719828
>hottest [...] finnish memes

Here you go :DD

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>>64721079
>Chiarelli, why did you pick a finn as a first overall?
>because it's 2016

>>64721105
pulju.net

>>64721109
He does TSN games for Toronto and Ottawa.

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>>64720394
kaboom tank. best tank movie imho. its a russian tank running over an afghan. jason patric classic

How much were tickets in Finland?
I might be in Europe for the Czech one, hope it's a bit cheaper then.

>>64721109
He does do NHL but it's for regional blocked games in Ottawa & Toronto. He also did colour commentary in Edmonton. Remember his call on Patrik Stefan? https://youtu.be/uI0CFWPxdss

who /didn'tsleeplastnightcausenotenoughweedandnowsmokingcopiousamountsofcigarettesuntilpickup/ here

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>>64721227
Sorry, wrong filename

>>64721233
>2016
>doing illegal substances

dude get your life back on track, im worried

>>64721193
>>64721228
now that you say it i think i've heard him this season. Just watch very rarely Ottawas and Toronto's games. And yeah that Stefan is a legend.

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>>64721249
>weed
>illegal substances

Do you know what year it is?

>>64721241
you're getting jewed on pretty hard

>>64721227
>>64721241
Final game was something like 50 euros

>>64721261
DUDE

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>>64721261
Degenerate as fuck

>>64721203
I watched it again after the US team defeat, because of the inspiration I had for the gif.

>again

I actually watched it for the first time.

KABOOM TANK

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>>64721317
Ruining my (you) streak.

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>>64721249
>weed
>illegal substance
>2016

>mfw some data niggers try to tell me quality of life or human development or some shit is higher in scandinavia than in canadia

>>64720982
>tfw my OC is in this image

not even an Oilers fan

>>64719728
>tfw my OC in this image

>>64721362
oh shit, I 'm sorry

>>64721384
>>64721407
>tfw my OC in this image

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What NHL team does Finland get behind?

Is it the Panthers because of Jokinen and Bustk0v?
Is it Finnesota because of Koivu and Granlund?
Is it the Stars because of their >finnish goaltending tandem and Jokipakka?
Is it the Leafs because of Komarov and Kapanen?
Or is it the Oilers because that's who's going to draft Puljujarvi?

How do you pronounce Puljujarvi?

>>64721439
Lots of Finns are actually Panthers-fans I've noticed while reading hoc-threads

Because of Barkov and Jokinen together with Jagr I imagine, but probably some underdog vibe in there too

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Top 9 in 2018 for Pyongyang.

>>64721439
Finnesota is a old meme now because granlund turned out to be bust. At the moment Florida is the team.

>>64721455
like it's written

>>64721499
>hall
>mcbust
>mackinnon

dedmontoners are disgusting

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>>64721105

>>64721525
What's your top 9?

>>64721499

>toffoli

lord help us if this is our top 9

>>64721499
Gallagher will be the 2nd line RW, book it

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I want the Devils to win today tbqh family, and I feel ashamed for it.

>toews an allstar despite having a shit ass season

the toews is the 2nd best player in the nhl meme needs to end

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>leave Schneider to me

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>>64721455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NFU6a2jz9F

Laine is the hard one.
>Grapes when he has to say these names next year

>>64721525
>>64721540
No reply lel

Looks like I win :^)

>>64721590
At least Crosby didn't get picked.

>>64721608
you didnt even say it right and your voice made me feel very bad for you

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Use the voice on google translate to see how the names are pronounced in Finnish. Very accurate

>>64721590
>Muh Canadian boy
>Muh 200ft player
Absolutely disgusting
>>64721627
Even if he did get picked he wouldn't go, this skips that having to name a replacement bullshit

>>64721608
there's only one V in his name u little boy

>>64721455
Here's the real way don't listen to >>64721608

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo

>>64721651
>on pace for 52 points

I fucking hate toews

>>64721608
fucking terrible pronunciation you should be ashamed

you have to roll your tongue to say his name.

>>64721608
>>64721455
here you go family members http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IvaTIXj4Z

>>64719885
Vokoun likes taking his car to car shows at the Flea Market in Pompano Beach. I've seen him there a couple of times.

>>64721686
I'm so glad he signed that $10.5 M contract, people are already starting to question that deal and his ability.

>>64721673
I was in that thread

>@Aportzline
>Keep hearing that trade talks between #CBJ and #Preds have intensified

Johansen when

>>64721745
is that your voice

>>64721814
yes i recorded it just for you why?

Did you remember to take your multivitamin today /hoc/?

>>64721455
Poo poo jar jar

why are finns so ugly

>>64721827
You should do radio with that voice

>>64721882

mongol genes

>>64721884
t-thanks senpai

>>64721882
maybe you're just not used to see white people, my black argentinian friend.

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>John Scott going to the All Star game as a Coyotes rep instead of the more deserving OEL or Domi

HAHA BUT WHAT IF WE LIKE, VOTE FOR JOHN SCOTT SO A REALLY BAD PLAYER IS IN THE ALL-STAR GAME LEL XD

>>64721941
I am, I watch American and European movies

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>>64720237
This picutre is actually pretty cool. Maybe i'll start to follow Oilers if i ever start waking up 6am to watch the games.

>>64721980
The sad part is that people who were memeing for Scott are probably crying about snubs right now, not realizing it's their own fault.

The Coyotes can send him down though and at least get Domi as a replacement if they want.

>>64721941
>finns
>white

nice meme

>>64722007
>american

>>64721808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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This guy is natural born memer

https://www.instagram.com/p/BALF1I3QVaV/

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>>64721882

>>64722179
>you will never look that much like a frog

1 hour left to get a sub before tonights game
why am i so lazy lads

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>>64722179
Did I read you writing about memers?

>all of /hoc/ invited to vote

http://strawpoll.me/6464910
http://strawpoll.me/6464910
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>>64722330
memes is the correct answer, but

>no refpuck

>>64721499
>couture
JFMSU

>>64720978
It'll be Matthews without question. Unless he suffers a massive injury it'll be him 100%.

>>64722179
translate it weeb

>>64722544
>jooojooooooo
>what are you? What are you?
>WORLD CHAMPION

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>>64722589
thanks

>>64722634
Why are Finnish men so weird looking?

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Al Montoya

I know im a bit late but did anyone WEBM those slowmos of the 3 Tyson Barrie shots that led to goals against the Kings a couple night ago?

They were a thing of beauty.

>>64722802
>17 year olds
>Men

Pick one my putain

>>64722802
>white
>blonde hair
i guess it looks weird to some.

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>>64722802
Thats racist!!!!

>>64722802
male blondes look stupid and childish when they don't have strong facial bones

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>>64722849
JUST

>>64722954
Poopa :D

>>64722954
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

are canada and finland the best at hockey? why do their best players play in the americlap league?

>>64723005
Money. USA is 10x larger in terms of population compared to Canada and Finland.

>>64723050
But a minority of Americans care about hockey while all Canadians and Scandis watch it

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>>64723005
>Finland
>best at hockey
LEL

>>64723005
Because they're irrelevant cucks

>>64723094
Who are the best at it?
>>64723100
That's a bit rude

>>64723147
Canada is the best.

On a lesser tier you have Sweden/Russia
On a lesser tier than that you have Ameriga/Binland

This is at the professional level, not minors. USA and Finland are actually pretty good in minor hockey because they care more about it. Though at this point USA stars are doing better than Finns in the NHL. Zach Parise and Patrick Kane are more valuable than any Finn I can think of desu.

>>64723088
You're looking at it wrong. 90% of 40 million is smaller than 30% of 340 million. Not to mention the nhl is the best league outside of the Olympics.

>>64723196
This post doesn't make any sense

>>64723196
>looks up Wild's stats
LEEEEL try again.

>>64723196
faggot

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>Jurco

What is John Scott even going to do in 3 v.s 3? Go to the net?

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>>64723383
>want to post pic related
>choose a reaction pic when I had already choosen pic related
>the city of me

>>64723412
The ultimate ruse post

are the all star games three on three?

>>64723280
Speaking of the Mild, Suter is a good NHL defensemen, also an American.

>>64723269
>finns being butthurt
nothing new

>>64723445
yes. gonna be fun for the first game then everyone will be too tired

>>64723409
He's a fucking retard for actually taking it serious. I guess he enjoys being laughed at.

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>tfw knew to ask for an off-menu deal and got cheap subs to eat with todays game

>>64723196
>sweden
>russia
>tier above us and finland
the 1990s called and want their power ranking back

>>64723409
same thing he does in real 3 on 3, stapled to the bench

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Why is it ALWAYS the blacks who start the brawls in the NHL?

>>64723482
Only three defensemen for each roster too.

>>64723585
What olympic golds have you won senpai?

>tfw the jackets have 4 players with 10 or more goals
>tfw only saad makes it
>mfw hartnell should've made it

>>64723672
WJC is only relevant tournament

>>64723609
white boys are easy pickings

>>64723585
Sweden is definitely above. Russia you might have a case for though.

>>64723196
>not rating The Thrill or Yoshi
Fuck outta here fag

>>64723848
I'm not saying sweden isn't better if I was forced to pick one but that it definitely isn't a "tier" above like it perhaps was 15 years ago. none of those 3 other teams would be considered underdogs going up against sweden

>>64723923
>Your top line would include Micke Korvu

>>64723790
Cuck posting has never been funny

>>64723945
better 2 way forward than any current swedish NHL player to be quite desu with you

>>64723998
>Better meat and potatoes than any swede

Im ok with this

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>saad is the blue jacket rep for the all star game

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>>64720152
>komarov
>no ristolainen

>tfw Flyers are ELITE

Who /glad their team wasn't dumb enough to trade for Vinny/ here?

>@TSNBobMcKenzie

>Lecavalier and L Schenn to L.A. Further details to come.

Who knew the Kings were this retarded?

>>64724575
i wouldnt mind having that memer on my time

>>64724340
>implying saad is bad

>>64724630
Give back to Tampa

>luke schenn has actually been traded

lmao hextall doing work

>>64724650
Oh shit, Vinny's one of my favorite players of all time! I would be more excited if he wasn't nearly a decade past his prime.. =\

>>64724650
my faggot roommate is a flyers fan somebody tell me how I can make fun of him for this PLEASE LET IT NOT BE THIS GOOD FOR THEM

Flyers are retaining half of both contracts

>>64724650
>Lecavalier and L Schenn to L.A.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE THANK YOU GOD YES YES YES YES YES FLYERS CAN FINALLY BECOME 100% ELITE, DARK MEAT, SUCK THOSE FEET THEY TASTE SO SWEET ELITE MAH NIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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somebody please tell me weal isn't good. his stats look pretty good

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>Kongs

This really makes no sense for the Kings. Why would you give up assets for two shitty players?

how do the kongs want to contend with that much dead weight in cap and roster space

they get nothing out of it

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MIKE RICHARDS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>64724912
N E W S
E
W
S

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HOLY SHIT HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS

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>>64724650
I am NOT ok with this

>>64724912
Beagle injured

he's the cheap temporary replacement

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general fanager has already updated damn

Johansen for Jones in the next 30 minutes at this rate

>>64724921
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>64724841

This is legitimately a godsend ... leave him be on this one. Flyers fans wanted Worst Schenn and Vinny gone last year ... PLUS the Flyers got a 3rd round pick. Hexie's dumping garbage

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hextall you magnificent bastard

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>>64724956
he knows nothing about the flyers though he just shit talks and says ghostbear is really good when he's only watched one game. I'll just make fun of the salary cap shit and pretend I'm right

vinny is going to retire at the end of the year too top kek tybhextall

so does this open up more cap space for the flyers and who the fuck is this Jordan Weal guy

>>64724987

Dig him about Scoracek having less goals than a rookie defenseman

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so what happens to his cap hit on the flyers then?

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>>64724854
I can't wait to spend $400,000,000 on a slice of bread. The only hope I have left is that this will somehow against all odds become a WWII redux, right down to the next-door neighbor immigrant that seizes power and makes the country great. But instead of again, it'll be for the first time.

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>people now talk about Lecavalier as a horrible player
this hurts me

>>64725018
Wait for a cba nerd to spell it out. I don't know what happens with a 35+ hit if there's retained salary.

Richards deal with the Caps is done

>>64725014
based on what i'm reading on wikipedia, he sounds like another Vandevelde. He's younger though.

But it's not what they got, it's what they got rid of.

And lost in all of this is one big bright side: Now Flyers fans don't have to differentiate between Best Schenn and Worst Schenn anymore. Now there's simply Schenn.

>Flyers will gain about $4M in cap space on Lecavalier and L. Schenn. They retain half the salary.

I physically do not understand why the kongs did this

>doubting lombardi

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>>64724981