Hobart on suicide watch
ENGLEL COLLAPSING 3/40
More corrupt than our cricket team desu(to be honest)
>/cric/ Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:11:39 No.64716888▶>>64716904 >>64716918
>Hobart on suicide watch
>ENGLEL COLLAPSING 3/40
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:13:02 No.64716904 ▶
>>hits a few meme shots
>>is a professor
>fuck me i just laugh at how stupid the media is now
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:13:34 No.64716912 ▶
>threadcunt on suicide watch
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:02 No.64716917 ▶
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:15 No.64716918 ▶
>Everyone gkna hate on root
>You can't boot the root
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:44 No.64716922 ▶
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:15:03 No.64716923 ▶
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>More corrupt than our cricket team desu(to be honest)File: Emma-Smith.png (205 KB, 350x509)
/cric/ Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:11:48 No.64716890▶>>64716911
Hobart Hurricanes 4/40
vs Melbourne Stars
England lead South Africa by 43 runs with 8 wickets remaining
Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:13:32 No.64716911 ▶
>female crickets aren't dykes
Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:21 No.64716919 ▶
My commentary isn't in English
What the fuck
Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:32 No.64716920 ▶
Yeah I was talking about ODI's
Our Test bowling is still alot better than >yours aslong as GOATinson stays fit. If he goes down again its ogre. Don't be surprised to see Joel Paris in the squad as a bolter as well. They've already intimated at doing that by putting him in the ODI squad.
Don't underestimate how much Mememann and Rod Marsh hate Shittle and without NCN there's no other options around. They unironically played SOK rather than resort to Shittle again.
>Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:18:03 No.64716946 ▶>>64716961
>#watermelonboy, the Chirs Gayle incident... what memes would you like to see the BBL produce next?
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:18:14 No.64716949 ▶
>Yeah I was talking about ODI's
>Our Test bowling is still alot better than >yours aslong as GOATinson stays fit. If he goes down again its ogre. Don't be surprised to see Joel Paris in the squad as a bolter as well. They've already intimated at doing that by putting him in the ODI squad.
>Don't underestimate how much Mememann and Rod Marsh hate Shittle and without NCN there's no other options around. They unironically played SOK rather than resort to Shittle again.
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:18:56 No.64716954 ▶
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:19:17 No.64716957 ▶
>threadcunt on suicide watch
>cucked again ayy lad? Is this the worst day in the last 12 months for you?
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:19:21 No.64716959 ▶
>Who is that stunning woman on the right?
> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:19:55 No.64716961 ▶
Absolutely. Bond had an excellent cricketing brain and constantly set plans for the bowlers to follow. The reason why the bowlers were bowling so well as a unit was because they were following his plans.
I get the feeling Mascarenhas doesn't do that at all and is just like McMillan in that he lets the players figure it out for themselves, which makes you wonder why he's even there. His credentials are being a meme cricket mercenary and yet >our death bowling is fucking shit.
Although Henry bowled damn well at the death in the last game so I guess you can credit him with that. But yeah, even against Sri Lanka, if it weren't for Wagner the bowlers sorely lacked penetration, which is embarassing because last year >we shredded them when they still had Sanga.
I'd keep Siddle in the squad, because it really depends on how the pitch plays. >Our best bet is on absolute greentops where the match is decided by the batting, and I feel like >we'd have the edge in that department. You'd want Siddle in that case because it's just a matter of time before he bores Guptill or McMeme into nicking off.
If it's like the Hamilton wicket though, leave him out and bring on a faster quick who can use the bounce far more effectively. Is NCN out for the tour?
captcha: select images with pies
It's not that hard lad
>Maxwell is dumb
>there is an equation named after a Maxwell
>it's therefore funny to put the two together and make him look like a calculating, intelligent player
They'll never do it, but I think Boult and Southee should be pulled from the meme cricket fullstop, like England did with Bread and Anderson. Henry is evidently capable of leading an attack, and Boult and Southee just seem a bit out of breath.
You have to square root the sum of all three hypotenuse to predict the ball trajectory in that webbum. You can only do that using the maxwell unified theory in the OP.
Posted in wrong thread
>Preferring LE GRUNT MAN over Milne
Sure, Milne isn't fully developed, but McGlenashit often bowls pies and gets frustrated for no reason. Apart from the odd wicket, he offers very little. Milne can at least provide a good injection of pace that complements the rest of the attack.
>>Our best bet is on absolute greentops where the match is decided by the batting, and I feel like >we'd have the edge in that department
That was LITERALLY Adelaide and >we LITERALLY beat >you with a bowler down
Boult looks genuinely fucked, they clearly rushed him out from injury too quickly because he bowled like shit against Sri Lanka as well, and I don't think he even bowled all that well in Adelaide.
I'd leave Southee of ODIs full stop, but keep him in squads. We have a far lighter schedule than England so it's possible for Southee and Boult to play all 3 formats, albeit rotation. Which is now possible because there's a decent stable of quicks that can be rotated.
Seriously though, I'd drop Boult from all pyjama cricket this summer and get Bond or Allan Donald to work with him on getting his pace and length back. Ditto Southee.
In the future I can see Southee becoming less relevant in pyjamas but he'll still keep Henry out of the team in tests.
I think the inexperience of playing with a pink ball under lights is a bigger factor, but you've got a point. Fucking Watling in particular was hugely disappointing given how stupidly he batted that whole tour.
daily reminder that one man beat the all blacks.
I suppose you could look at Boult that way. But in honesty he looked comfortable enough and fit. He took 3 wickets and had a reasonable economy. But you could also look at it that he's still getting back into his groove.
/nrl/ on most handsome community watch
Also Australia's batting won't be nearly half as bad as it was in England so >we have >our work cut out for >us.
The whole team since the WC has been such a letdown I'd be surprised if >we draw this Tbh.
I agree with this. Milne's stats don't make for nice reading but he's looked pretty good. In both of the christchurch ODIs Henry's wickets came off the back of the fact that they couldn't score of Milne either. The simple fact that he can actually bowl 150 without grunting or going for 7RPO is evidence enough
The problem with Boult and Southee is that because they've been moderately successful NZC will look to put them in absolutely everything, ever, regardless of form.
McGlenashit bowls decent if you give him a plan, and I thought Kane used him well against the Zimzams.
If Boult isn't playing, then I'd have Bitchwide but otherwise, dunno - the stronger teams won't have a problem facing Milne and Bitchwide has more tricks up his sleeve that could result in meme wickets.
>calling the 2009 tri-nations meaningless
what's wrong nzbro?
reminder that I tipped england to lose on day 2 when they were leading by 600
would be nice if he could get a win just for the confidence, muzza beat three times in slams last year
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
I don't see why he could have just done the IPL and flown back to England for the rest of the tour.
It's not like New Zealand has a packed schedule where he has to be on the road 24/7.
But then again he probably makes more in that 6 weeks than he does with NZC in a year. Whatever, still annoyed about it.
>But then again he probably makes more in that 6 weeks than he does with NZC in a year.
and thats all there is too it really
England really make life difficult for countries like Sri Lanka and New Zealand by constantly forcing them to conflict with the IPL.
if the ECB had a brain they'd sort out an international window with the BCCI for the IPL which didn't conflict with international cricket
yeah he is but Sammy is literally a one trick pony who has nothing but the heave to cow corner so Hastings doesnt have to change it up at all and just bowls the same delivery every ball
>Aussies speak the way they do because the early settlers were always drunk
What did he mean by this?
I didn't even realise there was a whole interview; I thought it was just him hitting on her. I'd say that's deliberate and malicious editing, to be honest; that that's all he wanted to say and was deliberately undermining her. I swear it even splices one of the responses to a different question to make him look bad. It's just disingenuous reporting; you can't trust anyone anymore.
>these ads for shit mobile games with movie stars
>I realise there was a whole interview; it was just him hitting on her. That's deliberate and malicious, to be honest; that's all he wanted to say and was deliberately undermining her. I swear it make him look bad.
fuck i had to get maccas for my m8 and his sister once. shed asked for a cheeseburger with a steamed bun, i felt like a huge faggot asking.
>mfw they actually do it
i wonder if she has an auscelebs following
>I dunno how someone that devoid of talent gets as far as she does.
>she LITERALLY earns $4M a YEAR
Who here wants to help /gangrape/ Holly?
Professional "knock knock, who's there"
just got back from the nets lads, it was pretty fucking dire. I used to be able to bowl a decently flighted leg break as a kid, but I was putting out nothing but wide full tosses today.
I'm unironically considering hiring a private coach or something for a few sessions to diagnose my bowling action and hopefully get me to a level where I can play for the lowest division in a club. Have any of you lads done that before? Is it worth the money? Does based reality check have some life coaching to help me out?
It is malicious editing and dodgy journalism, though.The second question in the thirty second clip he is shown to immediately start hitting on her again, when in reality he addressed her question first THEN started hitting on her again. Why else would they do that if not to back up their argument?
He is a total cunt, wish he would fuck off. I also wish piers morgan who takes to twitter like a keyboard warrior every time england have a batting collapse would just kill himself.
>piers morgan tweeting during an arsenal game
>the year is 6 days old
Even if that were true. It would take about two decades of that to even equalise what's happened over the past decade.
15%(FIFTEEN PERCENT) of your "country" lives in Australia.
YCMTSU. That's literally Syria-tier
>you're "annexing" us by sending over able bodied workers to build our infrastructure and pay our government taxes
Fucking brilliant strategy that. Are you, dare I say it, descended from Neville Chamberlain?
>p-p-please don't hit on my wife, sempai
It's actually comical
If England is winning, here will be half a dozen or more of them.
If England is losing, like now, you will go entire sessions without one single British flag.
It's beyond parody how frequently this happens
>that you need to worry about
none of them are elegible for Australian citizenship so they will literally never get gibs
And they can't bitch about muh treaties in this country
>NZ can dominate AFL
Objectively false. Australian football isn't just a sport where you can throw in your biggest and best coconuts to win the game. It requires athleticism, skill and a high degree of spatial awareness.
does the german guy make webm's? we have a german in /rug/ that makes webm's on demand. fucking legend.
If you've got a qualification and no criminal history it's pretty good.
Auckland living costs are getting high, but there are a few living options depending on what type of person you are.
No they wouldn't. Israel Folau and Karmichael Hunt were both stars in league, and got their shit pushed in playing AFL. I respect them both for trying, and I actually liked what Hunt brought to the Gold Coast side, but players like that would never become AFL stars.
Fiance is a Physiotherapist and I've got some Graphic Design degrees behind me. What are the odds? Where should I look at moving? I've got family in Christchurch.
We've half heartedly joked about moving there if the shit continues to hit the ceiling here in SA
tait keeps missing maxwell's head come on man
Plenty of saffers here. If you want to move to a more white area, go to Christchurch. If you don't want to be miserable and crushed by rubble move to Auckland.
If you're a hipster fuck move to Wellington. If you have AIDS, move to Hamilton
>League players with absolutely no experience in AFL are absolute dogshit at it but still good enough to actually get in the side.
That's just about the dumbest thing you've ever posted you fucking idiot.
Most places in NZ/Aus will be a lot more expensive.
Christchurch has a lot of construction work going on at the moment, with the rebuild so I guess there is some design work there. The lifestyle isn't very good which is really the only problem since so much of the city is under construction. I'd say there is always work for physios here if you look hard enough.
Cities to look at are Wellington which is big for design, Auckland which will be expensive but have the most work, Queenstown can be nice but it is something of a holiday place. A wildcard would be Tauranga/Mt Maunganui which can be limited in work but has the GOAT lifestyle and is growing fast, can be good if you find a connection.
Don't go to Hamilton or Dunedin.
You're the fucking idiot. They were both playing in start up teams and couldn't hold their spots. They were just there as a marketing gimmick for AFL expansion in rugby territory.
here's my prediction on the Saffer:
He tries to move to CollapseChurch because he watched Lord of the Rings and enjoys watching his Rugby team get dominated by Sitaleki and thinks NZ is a good place to live because of it.
Then he figures out that there are no jobs in PP and ends up in Sydney like the rest of them do.
Cap this post and ask for Saffers with Australian flags on /cric/ in 2 years time.
Thanks for all the feedback lads, just good to have a bit of insider information. Maybe in a year or two I'll be posting with a NZ flag.
Nothing fancy really, a few part time courses. But I've got about six years of working experience designing and laying out gyms and other buildings if that helps?
Hardly mate, too many aussies in Australia. Would rather move back to SA
Mate you used them as an example as to why Islanders would be shit at AFL when those particular players had next to no experience in the sport, so of course they'd be fucking shithouse. It's a disingenuous comparison and you know it, you baiting faggot.
I couldn't tell you about the gym market Tbh but if it's construction based you could find something similar in Christchurch.
Most of the gyms here are franchises- would that be a positive or a negative for you?
Cuckland and Sydney are actually about the same, but the median wage in Sydney is alot higher and there is a far higher diversification in skilled jobs here.
I don't think you PP's realise how immense Sydney and Melbourne are. Both are literally the entire population of your country compacted into one metropolis. It isn't quite Tokyo or New York, but both are in that category of super cities.
Even though Australia is a relatively small country, >we are literally the most urbanised cunt in the world. The size of the continent necessitates that.
No it isn't, because they were superstars of rugby so with a few years of professional training at hand we got a glimpse of how the average coconut would fare in Aussie rules: terrible.
Stove's commercials and appearances are just awkward. No matter what the context, he just isn't good on camera. Is this what we have to look forward to the next 10 years?
This man REPRESENTS our country.
either really, I currently work for a company that supplies gyms with new equipment and helps them set up, so I design the areas and set up a flow. But I've done plenty of freelance stuff too, like restaurants and office spaces. I've worked with construction companies in the past when they're working through proposal stages and need a more visual representation to convince customers. Maybe there's something for me there.
>making pointless "in play" predictions to balance out being wrong all the fucking time
>lie anyway and brag about being "right more often than not"
Definitely worth considering, I reckon. The government is looking to put in incentives for migrants to move to other cities because Auckland is too full, in which case I'd say you're looking good. National basically just want skilled experts ready to work in ChCh so if you're toying with the idea, it's worth looking at it more seriously.
I'm off for the night but don't just take my word for it because I could be wrong. Do some more digging online and see experts about it. Good luck m8
I'm sorry when was the last time I got a BBL prediction wrong?
Noticed how people have stopped capping my predictions lately?
Of course I do. Having said that I would prefer to be talking about it on reddit but that site is blocked for me unfortunately.
windies will declare and aus will have one session tomorrow to score 250
goat meme test coming through
So you're saying that the average coconut with the experience of an average AFL player would be just as shit as people with next to no experience, right? You do know who Nic Naitanui is, right? Fucking moron.
I knew this sort of reply was coming.
No, that image LITERALLY contains ALL of your predictions from the 2013-14 season. That is when you gained the reputation for being such a woeful predictor, because literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of your predictions that summer was WRONG.
This is why you've now resorted to making "in play" predictions such as tipping players to reach 50 runs when they are 45 not out.
to answer the question seriously though, I believe in equality but I see no point in "gay marriage".
As far as I'm concerned marriage is a traditional religious institution and I say that as an atheist. All having "gay marriage" does is change the definition of a word. In Australia gays already have complete equality.
In America "gay marriage" WAS necessary because gays DID NOT have equal recognition before the law, they do here.
My personal belief is that the state should have no role in "marriage" and should leave that shit up to the Church. For legal purposes the state should just recognise unions between any two consenting adults irrespective of gender.
The leaf is a meme and is basically just John Key's attempt to forge out his own personal legacy.
New Zealand is actually quite conservative when it comes to gays, despite their laws.
There's a lot of studies that have been made about it from legal sociologists. It's fairly interesting stuff tbqh
>As far as I'm concerned marriage is a traditional religious institution
Except that people (man/woman couples) can, and VERY frequently DO, get legally married completely outside of any Church system.
Legalizing gay marriage is not forcing religious institutions to marry gay couples in their places of worship, against their beliefs. It is allowing gay couples to legally marry OUTSIDE of the church system, something which opposite sex couples already do extremely often in Australia.
Fuck off back to /pol/.
That doesn't change the fact that it is a fundamentally religious process that's ingrained into society.
Gays ARE allowed to marry in everything but name in Australia, and that's what's appropriate. All gay marriage will do is change the name that's given to the procedure. They won't suddenly gain any legal rights associated with marriage that they're being deprived of.
>They won't suddenly gain any legal rights associated with marriage that they're being deprived of.
Which is why the entire "debate" is farcical and virtually a waste of energy.
I really could care less if a bill is passed legalising gay marriage but I will be fucking furious if our government wastes millions of dollars on a fucking referendum over an absolute non-issue.
That's the Coalition's plan. They want people to get frustrated and "over gay marriage" by the time the referendum happens, so if it fails they use that to deny fag marriage for a generation
Kyrgios has just beaten Andy Murray. Australia now has:
- Best cricket team
- Best future tennis champions
- Best rugby league team
- Best AFL team
- Best golfer in the world
- Best lawn bowls team in the world
- Best grass hockey team in the world
- Best NFL player in the world
- Best domestic soccer league in the world
>Cricket Australia signs off on the contracts of all international stars and it’s understood they would block any club that attempted to bring the disgraced West Indian back next season.
get fucked this country is absoutley cucked by SJW
I thought that the BBL may one day be THE T20 competition that others would be in the shadow of. Now I'm not sure. IPL will always continue to have the best players.
I'm going to bet that the WBBL will take money away from the Men to ensure that the team overall salary caps are equal.
The gulf between >us and the rest of the states was actually embarrassing. That was probably the first time, certainly in our lifetimes, that NSW has been at full-strength (because 90% of the players are normally with the national team) for a whole comp. Even all of the rest states combined wouldn't stand a chance (using real states, not NSW expats).
New South Wales:
Rest of Australia:
Not it fucking doesn't. It doesn't include my prediction for Scorchers to take out their inaugural BBL title, it doesn't have any of the tests apart from the Gabba where I successfully predicted the outcome. It doesn't have all my successful AFL tips, and it doesn't include all my ODI tips you fucking idiot.
This is just too stupid to even bother debating, I kind of agree with the flag statement, but that's "literally" what every politician does.
I gave a troll response because it was such a shitty retort. Quite clearly Nic Nat has been playing football for a long time, and clearly he is not rated as one of the all time greats despite "literally" being the best coconut to ever pull on an AFL Guernsey.
>PUT YUH TRIP ON
I never take off my trip without referring to it that it's me.
Making it a bit more even, who wins?
New South Wales:
Rest of Australia+Poo Peeland:
not enough overs for anything to happen lad
most that might will be eng all out for 200 then ab and faf try and meme it up for a while then lose wickets and get amla to stonewall
hopefully ab just walks out before the beard can say anything
>England 629/6d against South Africa in Capetown 2016
>Australia 586 against England in Sydney 1894
>Pakistan 574/8d against Australia in Melbourne 1972
>Australia 556 against India in Adelaide 2003
We do, it's just not a major sport here, it takes the backseat to cricket and rugby amongst the white population, and football for the darker skinned. Considered a girly sport really
fucking kek here's the other team from that curry's 10003*
>they're literally kids
Fuck me, Border used to pull that shit where he'd never declare in a dead rubber game and just mentally beat the opposition into the ground, but that's against international fucking cricketers.
The lad should have retired after making a century at most
Sorry lads I've been busy the past two nights. Tell me again what watch Reality Check is on again?
Yeah he looked out, but they don't like giving them if there is any doubt at all it could be 99% chance of it being out and still say nah
See:agar against Swann when he got 90 odd, should have been out stumped for single figures
It opens up a can of worms. Who is to say a result looks likely, how much of a session needs to be washed out to add on another day, what if heavy showers are forecast for day 6 etc