lakers VS warriors game thread!
heres to hoping the lakers can stay competitive for more than 2 quarters
is luke walton coach of the year already even though it's January?
>playing too hard in intra-broship scrimmages
RBL-SEE YOU FUCKBOY HATERS
See I live in alternate reality where steph currry, klay thompson, and draymond green are international terrorists who left the nba in 2014. Also in this alternate reality, the lakers are the most dominant force in the nba and kobe is scoring 85 a game. Unfortantely in this alternate world to yours I get the 4 chan of the old universe, so while you all think the warriors are dominant I watch cyborg kobe destroy the nba on a daily basis. Gotta admit this shit is a bit confusing.
>Mfw Warriors tickets used to be dirt cheap
>used to be able to see Monta and Curry on the court together
>they used to be more entertaining
They've turned into some serious 3 chuckers m8s
did Steve Nash retire? I don't remember if he publicly announced it or I just lost track of what team he was on.
I actually semi enjoy watching nights when Kobe isn't on the court. Ball movement is better, you get to see MWP, Huertas, Nance on the court more. There's no anticipation of Kobe shooting 25% on 20 shots.
Yeah, because for NBA/NHL the focus is on Lakers vs Clippers and Ducks vs. Kings
For baseball, the Dodgers and Angels don't play each other as often as they play the Giants and A's, so the rivalry is focused on the divisional matchup.
refs are encouraged to keep games close, not really a secret anon.
>Curry and Thompson sit the entire 4th quarter because the Warriors are up by 40 at the start
Not really surprising that their players are always healthy when they don't play 25% of most games.
It's the same with Giants games desu. Petco park becomes another home game for the Giants. Warriors have always had passionate fans, they were just shit for so long that nobody realized.
B-but >muh bandwagon.
>all these Carls' Jr. commercials with "I'm Broken" by Pantera
The next "Saved by Zero" if it keeps up
>His team doesn't have elite three point shooters
>His team doesn't have elite defenders
>His team doesn't have the elite point-forward of his era
>His team doesn't have beautiful ball movement
Can we just play tomorrow for the championship? Nobody else that can make the playoffs is stopping us anyway
>green stepping up to a guy who literally jumped into the stands to punch out a guy
Devil trips confirm, Draymond is elite
Warriors announcers are garbage
> mfw Thompson goes beast mode and ends with 60 points
> mfw every laker falling on curry but suddenly curry is heem and scores 50 and not injury prone anymore
> mfw green gets another triple-double
> mfw we win championship again
> that fg %
>that 3 point %
>Less free throws , higher accuracy
> refball aint workin
Snaggy D with 15 minutes and 1 point to show for it
Why do they even let him play?
>tfw when you drop so many chunky butt nuggets that you feel light as feather at your core and you feel like a new man to the point you want to change your name and clothing style
i wish toilet paper was warm and wet, like warm baby wipes, it would cap off a serving of butt dumplings with perfection
Interchange them every quarter. Bench would have another solid player with either of them in, starters would have someone who could sink a three/knows how/when to set up plays. Warriors literally have the deepest depth in the entire league. Imho speights and the black Thompson are our only weak links, speights lights up but not very frequently. Black Thompson seems like he can't read plays both offensively and defensively.
>he drops butt darts and not turds the size of yams
girly butt confirmed
whats it like have the turd cutter of a little girl anon? oh whats that? you play with ponys?
why am i not surprised...
>implying i dont damp some toilet paper and proceed to gently wipe the rim of my bungus to the point when i clinch my butthole it feels like silk on silk
>tfw you were born rich but now are poor but you still maintain your elite hygiene
do you ever fart after you dump and your bum is still burning like the barrel of an assault rifle after an emptied clip and get the feeling that you might have farted out some turd left overs?