congrats!/sorry, you're now the new owner of the Cleveland Browns. How do you bring them back from 8 year losing streak?
Pick a coach and a GM that have cred in the NFL. Express that you don't expect anything from them for at least 4 years and leave them the fuck alone.
Congratulations, you've just outsmarted 17 years of Browns ownership in two easy steps.
Shut the doors.
Seriously, Ohio is a dumpster fire state. Why the fuck are there two NFL teams in it? I hear California has room for more teams. Killing the browns would open some more room for them. Go head and put Cincy out of its misery as well.
>Hang Manziel from the neck until dead in the streets of cleveland
>tell all the nigs they better get their shit together or they will get the same thing
>probably hang one just so they know we're legit
>start drafting super nigs on defense
>wait for a decent non meme qb to come around until then just use McCown
>stack the O line when no defensive players are there
>pay a good coach a stupid huge amount of money to come to the factory of sadness
>try and get a good WR in free agency to pair with Benjamin and Barnidge
>pray it works
1. hire chip kelly to run meme offense
2. let johnny football go full meme at qb
3. hire rob ryan to run meme defense
4. sign TO
wew lad this would be a fun team to watch
Stop drafting a trading for qbs every year. FUCK it makes me physically sick. STOP getting anew qb, acting like a single rookie is going to fix an entire team, then falling apart year after year, blaming everyone, and restarting. FUCKING STOP.
Draft linemen. Draft wrs, rbs, and dbs. Then find a stable game manager qb. Do that for a couple years. Then take a superstar qb. It's not fucking hard.
>rebuilding for 20 years
not really, pic related
Would take 3 years tops to get a solid team, 4 for a playoff contender. Essentially hire respectable coaches, not faggots like Pettine. Draft a defense 2 years, o line 1 year, and all around offense the last year. Work some decent trades and then done. Not hard honestly. But the adminisration hates to win for some reason.
kek stay mad shitland faggot
try overhauling an entire roster and winning an owl 3 years later
It must be easy being a browns fan. Getting to sit back, relax through january, and watch other teams play without worrying about yours. I haven't felt that relief in years.
Bring in a GM/HC dynamic duo that look at real athletic talent and not collegiate division stats. Trade away Memeziel for an extra draft pick to use. Draft down to earn more draft picks since a top-5 pick can yield many more picks. West Coast offense desu
>Chip Kelly as HC with extremely limited powers outside of coaching
>Tim Tebow at QB to win games and put asses in seats until you find a better one
boom, 9-7 and slipping your way into the AFC divisional game
Hire a college DC as my head scout
trade Gordon for a 1st and 4th
first 2 rounds oline
next 3 DL and LB (possible qb if its someone you think you can groom)
Repeat next year
you know have 5 blocker who will open up holes for Crowell and johnson, a somewhat relevant defense, and possible paydirt with a allen hurns or diggs type
Fire Johnny Bustball and let a natural born leader QB with nothing to lose and everything to prove who wants to play for the Browns start.
>trade Manziel to Cowboys for an overvalued future draft pick
>draft Joey Bosa first round this year
>draft Cardale Jones like 4th or 5th round
>hire quarterback-minded OC and a good quartersback coach to be sure
>prevent coach from playing Cardale for 2-3 years
>convince LeBron James to join after he fails to win a championship with the Cavs 3 years in a row
>LeBron sets the single season record for receiving TDs by a TE at the hands of 12 Gauge, who throws dragons for days the rest of the time
>Bosa becomes the next JJ Watt and anchors a solid passrush, bring us up to at least Wild Card winners-tier
>move to London
>claim discrimination when asked to play away games
>execute manziel and Haslam on the 50 yard line
>hire fish n chip kelly
>every team jet lagged and plays like shit
>other team spooked by cheerleaders in burkas
>giant golden booth for the queen, just tell her it's a footie match, she can't tell anymore
>sold out every game because muh crown