So how long until he's sacked? My guess: he leaves on May

He will become the greatest manager just like he was the greatest player.

>>64711910 (Tu)

>>64711910
Indeed, after all now he is head manager

My guess: He will never be sacked

what if he's actually good?

>>64709028
my guess: he's got a wicked sense of humour and loves posting on reddit.

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He's going to win the treble next year
cap this

at the end of the season

He reminds me of myself

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>64711910

So disappear against hard opponents and bully Getafe? Just like Tsunaldo then. They will be perfect together.

>>64709028
End of next season if I'm being positive.

>>64709028
Depends on how the team plays, if they play as lazy and unmotivated like under Benitez then he's gone by the dnd of the season. If Zidane somehow manages to motivate them (especially players like Kroos, Ronaldo and every defender except Marcelo and Carvajal) he could stay for longer. With Perez it's impossible to say for how long.

April after humiliated in el clasico

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>>64716953

I remember this one time I went to a club out in Madrid. It was about 4am and all the bitches were taken so I decided to take my chances with some dude (no homo). Then I saw the whole Real Madrid team (must have been around 2005). Zidane was there, his balding head glaring at me from a distance. So I went up to him and told him I wanted to "suckle his cockle". He nodded in an arrogant way while unzipping his pants. I lunged down at his behemothious like cock and started slurping it with much enthusiasm. Zidane was screaming in pleasure while I handled his monstrousity. Suddenly Roberto Carlos whispered "I'll finish him off" in my ear. Then I ran away.

And that's how I sucked my first cock.

>>64716732
Don't fool yourself

>>64711956
Underrated post, Marco.

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Madrid sucks so much cock these days that they may as well appoint Penaldo as the playing head coach and everyone would rejoice and Penaldo would win all Balloons and Coach of the year awards and every award possible and smash all the records and go down in history as the greatest ever.

>>64717311

Kallike Ronaldo ongi probleem.

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>>64711910
AUS, do you ever get tired of shitposting?

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>>64717256