So how long until he's sacked?
My guess: he leaves on May
Depends on how the team plays, if they play as lazy and unmotivated like under Benitez then he's gone by the dnd of the season. If Zidane somehow manages to motivate them (especially players like Kroos, Ronaldo and every defender except Marcelo and Carvajal) he could stay for longer. With Perez it's impossible to say for how long.
I remember this one time I went to a club out in Madrid. It was about 4am and all the bitches were taken so I decided to take my chances with some dude (no homo). Then I saw the whole Real Madrid team (must have been around 2005). Zidane was there, his balding head glaring at me from a distance. So I went up to him and told him I wanted to "suckle his cockle". He nodded in an arrogant way while unzipping his pants. I lunged down at his behemothious like cock and started slurping it with much enthusiasm. Zidane was screaming in pleasure while I handled his monstrousity. Suddenly Roberto Carlos whispered "I'll finish him off" in my ear. Then I ran away.
And that's how I sucked my first cock.
Madrid sucks so much cock these days that they may as well appoint Penaldo as the playing head coach and everyone would rejoice and Penaldo would win all Balloons and Coach of the year awards and every award possible and smash all the records and go down in history as the greatest ever.
AUS, do you ever get tired of shitposting?