how many groin injuries and hip dislocations would you would fake so you could have more time together with her?
I would have my testicles plopped out on the pavement and slowly rolled over by a steam roller as my eyes are taped open and forced to watch as the blood and semen shoots out and then have my deflated nutless skin chewed on by rabid wolves and have my ass hole shaved with a rusty razor blade, just to finish a half eaten burger out of the bottom of a dumpster that somebody that went to elementary school with her had eaten.
Who said I live in Cali? and I doubt they're any worse than this broad, my neighbor's mom is better looking and I'm sure she's much older than Eva
Genuinely don't get the fascination