FA:Jaguars fire DC Babich after three seasons
WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
CIN:Browns interviewing Bengals DC Paul Guenther
PIT:Big Ben says Martavis needs to 'toughen up'
KC:Jeremy Maclin (hip) not practicing Tuesday
BUF:Report: Bills nearing extension for GM Whaley
PIT:Tomlin calls Williams (foot) 'day to day'
CLE:Browns bring in former baseball GM DePodesta
BUF:Report: Ryan & Whaley have year to fix issues
NO:CEO Mara won't rule out trading for coach
NO:Report: Colts did not talk to Sean Payton
CIN:Dalton has cast removed, status still unclear
obviously they haven't lived up to their hype in the playoffs, going 15-1 and losing in the first round is like the definition of that
but what the original post implied, and what you continue to ignore, is that the packers winning in the playoffs is like the chiefs winning in the playoffs, that they're this eternally losing franchise
you can stop trying to explain to me that the packers have been disappointing, i've heard from>>64707097 this annoying shit enough
2 playoff wins in 4 years is below expectations, but they're not a cursed loser franchise like sneak really wants you to think they are
and please, find me something where people claim the packers are a dynasty, i'd love to read it
exactly, people like sneak are entitled pieces of shit
yes, losing like they did in 2011 and 2013 is disappointing
no, they haven't lost their window of success nor have they gone empty-handed
it's a sad attempt to look like you're really suffering when in actuality they've been one of the best teams of the 2010s and have had like 19 years of elite QB play in a row
i'm so fucking sick of green bay fans acting like they've had anything "tough"
oh, you didn't win the super bowl this year? you must be CRUSHED
given that the Raiders were tied for most drops for the season, the O-line falling apart, Coopers foot injury, and Derek Carr regressing over the 2nd half of the season.
I'd say he did a pretty good job, but I agree the screens on 3rd and long get annoying and he can be too conservative for my tastes.
I think a RB to compliment Murray and some new pieces on the O-Line will help a lot. Consistency in the offensive system and with the skill players will be key to another step forward next year
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
>unseen yet obvious emotion
>Here is why I'm fucking you and why you should be paying me
I feel sorry for actual charger fans
Sorry that you team has no expectations or standards. When you have a team thats constantly lauded as a Super Bowl favorite and fails on a consistent, heartbreaking basis you start to end up just a little bit jaded.
Shit we didn't even win the division this season. We lost every home division game, including the Lions where the last time that happened 95% of /sp/ wasn't even born yet. But no we're in the playoffs so we're supposed to be nothing but content over that.
ITT players that you hated having to go up against but loved em anyways
>Jay Glazer @JayGlazer 8s ago
>Saints and 49ers have now agreed on trade sending @SeanPayton to San Francisco. Swap 2016 1st RD picks, Saints get 2016 3rd plus 2017 1st.
Has the Browns level of ineptitude ever been matched by any organization in any sport?
>"Lets draft a QB in the first round, bench him for a mediocre at best journeyman, and then trade him after two years"
>"No arguments here!"
>"Let's hire a lawyer, to hire lawyers, to pick a coach, to pick a GM."
>"Now let's get a baseball guy to help pick football players"
>"I never would've thought of that!"
What a fuck fest. And I thought the Bengals were retarded.
holy shit do you think you're entitled to a fucking super bowl berth every goddamn season? do you actually see what you're typing and say "yeah that looks good, people will sympathize with this"
you have 4 fucking rings, second most of any team
you made the playoffs this season, despite your "heartbreaking" losses that ended up not mattering at all
do you think just because you've got a really good QB you're somehow supposed to be winning it all every season? do you not understand that not every season is meant to be a super duper packers victory
jesus christ literally 5 years have passed since your team did something more than half of all other franchises have done only once or not at all, and you're already complaining that you don't have another one
newsflash, the favorites don't always win the super bowl
not every great team is a dynasty, and just because your team didn't reach the pinnacle of the sport doesn't mean you're some sort of example of suffering
i couldn't give less of a shit about your "expectations or standards" because you're an entitled bandwagoning piece of shit, and just because of how much of a whiny trashy human being you are i hope the packers never win again
but they have aaron rodgers, and they'll be competitive next year, and THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
you have LITERALLY no right to be as annoyingly, pathetically depressing as you are
i know you won't take anything i wrote in this post into account, so don't even respond
this is just cathartic
>you have 4 fucking rings, second most of any team
>all that for a busted ass coach who could only win off Katrina sympathy and a defense out to kill the other team for money
$(ers are fucking dumb.
>falling for that
Brandon "the weedman" Weeden
>the NYT puts out an article digging into the HGH scandal
>it literally even questions DEREK JETER using HGH
>THE NYT is questioning DEREK JETER'S legitimacy
So now we have:
>New York Times
As media conglomerates reporting on this story
But ESPN says this is a non-story and these media sites shouldnt be trusted
a motley crew of browns rejects
shh no one else noticed that i fucked up there
didn't i tell you not to fucking respond to me you fucking bandwagoning piece of shit? i don't care about your self-deprecating shtick, i don't care about your eternal suffering from supporting an all-time great team while ignoring the actually terrible teams in your own fucking state, and i don't care about your heartbreaking losses that don't even compare to the stuff other franchises go through
you're an entitled baby who whines about his successful team like he's a fan of the lions, a team in HIS TEAM'S OWN DIVISION who is infinitely less successful than his own yet has no one as pathetic and whiny as him
you make me like the packers less, congratulations
After Russell Wins ANOTHER Super Bowl, do you think he should try and play baseball in the offseason?
For the past several years, the Bengals are consistently touted as having "one of the best rosters in the National Football League" and they've got shit to show for it. The Packers have won more playoff games in the past year than my team has won in the past 20+ years. You have no reason to complain.
>Sorry that you team has no expectations or standards. When you have a team thats constantly lauded as a Super Bowl favorite and fails on a consistent, heartbreaking basis you start to end up just a little bit jaded
Seriously don't bother. Sneak is the worst poster on 4chan. He just whines, when you rip on him he just rolls over, he's incredibly boring and generally has no idea what he's talking about.
What makes it worse is he's unaware he's all those things.
Sure why not
At this point nothing will surprise me
>MVP: Cam Newton
>OPOTY: Russell Wilson
Probably not, Palmer looked better over the entire season
>DPOTY: Khalil Mack
Maybe, prolly not I think Donald has a better claim
>OROTY: Todd Gurley
>DROTY: Marcus Peters
>CPOTY: Adrian Peterson
His beard looks alright, as long as he has a shaved head
The guy who said Payton did it
Said Payton didn't do it.
It's made up. Fugazzi, fake, not real. The source made some statements realized he was wrong then said his statements were wrong. Al jazeeri ran the story anyways and here we are
>Non QB winning MVP
What do you think this is? Logical?
MVP: Cam Newton
OPOTY: Carson Palmer
DPOTY: J.J. Watt
ROTY: Todd Gurley
OROTY: Todd Gurley
DROTY: Marcus Peters
CPOTY: Eric Berry
this will happen
brandon browner is a weird looking dude
Used HGH before it was banned
What is the problem?
They might as well be. Shit even the year the won the bowl it was a shitton of luck.
Wild card game: Williams intercepts the Eagles in the end zone to hold on by 5.
Divisional game: Neck and neck until Collins gets the return TD, which changes the momentum for the 2nd half completely
Champ game: Raji gets an INT return TD which is the deciding score despite Rodgers throwing 0 TDs and 2 INTs
SB: Collins INT return TD is once again the deciding factor
literally every single playoff win that miracle can be attested to a well timed interception, three of them for TDs. When's the last time a team got 3 INTs returned for TD in a single playoff?
Even without luck the quality of players and the effort and passion was higher. Collins was amazing. Williams was still good. Rodgers was GOATing it up, etc etc. Now it looks like the team is hardly even trying. WRs can't get open, OL can't block, defense can't cover or generate pressure in most games. Specials teams does special teams things.
I think if the Packers weren't hyped to hell and back every year I wouldn't be this cynical over them. But every year it's "CAN RODGERS AND THE PACKERS RETURN TO THE SUPER BOWL?" and then 80% of polls say yes or all the "experts" and casuals peg the Packers as a perennial NFC favorite. Like if the Packers didn't have these laudy expectations all the time there wouldn't be as much to get disappointed by.
if you don't care then filter me
if you hate me that much then filter me
it's really not that complicated, even for a mouthbreather like you
>guy gets caught on video talking about it
>drugs in this guys fridge at his home
>baseball player comes to his fucking house
>recants the story after the fact
Ya youre a fucking retard
>They might as well be.
YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT YOU JUST SAY THING AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SUCCESS YOUR TEAM HAS HAD
IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING A FAN OF THEM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE A FAN OF ONE OF THE TEAMS ACTUALLY IN YOUR STATE
NO ONE TOLD YOU TO BE A FUCKING GLORY HUNTER AND BE A FAN OF A TEAM WHO'S CONSTANTLY BREAKING YOUR LITTLE HEART WHILE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS EVERY YEAR
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE A DOLPHINS FAN AND BE OH SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME
>A good o-line is all that stands between the Lions and an owl now
>DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SUCCESS YOUR TEAM HAS HAD
Means so much on a board where anytime you bring up history it's "hurr gotta live in the past cause your team sucks now" like all the Cowboys fans have to deal with.
>WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE A DOLPHINS FAN AND BE OH SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME
Wow and I thought you couldn't be any dumber.
You must have proof
where is your proof sir?
>Means so much on a board where anytime you bring up history it's "hurr gotta live in the past cause your team sucks now" like all the Cowboys fans have to deal with.
different story, the packers have been consistently a playoff threat whereas the cowboys have a few winning seasons here and there
Can Tommy and the gang do the impossible? If it comes down to another Brady vs Manning in Denver (and it will because Jewdell wants them ratings), it's going to be tough as shit for them to win.
I kind of want the pats to win just to watch gooddell hand Brady the trophy
>WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
>johnny football wants to come back home too
>cowboys have 4th pick of the draft
4 deep qb rotation turn the 4th stringer into a running back.
idk it would be hilarious tho if osweiler starts and and they let peyton in if they get a 10+point lead with 2 minutes to go. espn will be creaming its pants at the thought of seeing peypey get one last shot at redemption against brady
loving that obsession
packers have a 25% chance to beat the skins with the way they've been playing since... you know, week 6
no way they get past the Cards or Panthers though, just no way
Fun fact: The Cowboys have more Super Bowl victories and appearances than the Green Bay Packers.
An article my a major global media conglomerate that has video evidence of a person working at the clinic at the time this occurred?
Video evidence of this person having drugs in his fridge, having a baseball player come to his house for?
Video evidence tying specific players (beyond just peyton manning) to very specific drugs?
The Guyer institute doctor lying about Charles Sly never working there in 2011?
Th Guyer institute doctor accused of giving HGH lied about never giving out HGH (Bob Kravitz wrote an article about getting HGH from that specific institute)?
The Guer institute doctor being part of a medical indictment for illegal Chinese HGH?
Numerous probes by HuffPo and now NYT that sheds light on what occurred in 2011?
Massive amounts of HGH being sent to Peyton's wife after Peyton just went through numerous Neck surgeries?
Quite a bit of fucking evidence if you ask me.
So who should be the new coach?
Rooney rule says that an africanized american must be interviewed for the HC job so they brought in Duce Staley but he never had a real chance.
>the NFL is "troubled" by how the Eagles interviewed running backs coach Duce Staley, and believe it was not a legitimate interview, but instead just a way to "manipulate" with the Rooney Rule.
>5 years is comparable to 20 years
>the packers aren't in the playoffs this year
>the packers haven't practically made the playoffs every year since brett favre came to their team
>my rationale for being sad about my team is that the other people on my messageboard tell me i can't be happy about having history
and i can't be any dumber? top fucking kek sneak you're stupider than i thought
seriously though, why not be a dolphins fan? or a jaguars fan? it seems like being a packers fan is pretty hard on lil' ol you :(
all those BIG expectations, and all those LONG droughts of playoffs wins, some even taking up to a year or two
why, i'm surprised you're even here with us right now
>Rooney rule says that an africanized american must be interviewed for the HC job
literally affirmative action lel
duce is an okay RB coach but he wouldn't be a good HC
my top 3 candidates for HC are gase, mcdermott, and payton
When someone calls you a moron, when a group of people call you a moron,
They aren't obsessed with you. They just think you are a moron.
I don't know if you are a all around moron but for football you are a moron. You have consistently been wrong all season. A coin flip is more accurate on predicting out comes of games and which players will play well
Get a new sport
>I don't know if you are a all around moron but for football you are a moron. You have consistently been wrong all season. A coin flip is more accurate on predicting out comes of games and which players will play well
He's actually been spot-on about a lot of things, but seeing as your some newfaggot namefag, you automatically have a gripe with Sneak. How hilariously predictable. Guarantee he could have predicted it, too.
he's cousins with jamarcus russell
you know, that jamarcus russell
i don't think coming back from being suspended for beating your toddler is what the CBOTY is intended to reward
When a majority of your posts go out of their way to insult me and not provide any sort of constructive feedback, yes. That's being obsessive.
>You have consistently been wrong all season.
But that's objectively wrong.
History is history. The packers being in the playoffs is a testament to how shit the league is talent wise, and a lucky 6-0 start.
And now you're being condescending, so I believe that's all I needed to hear from you. I wish you a good day.
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
Can you post some screen caps that have the Cardinals going 14-2, winning their division, and getting a top 2 seed?
That's all I ask from you.
Just one post from the summer predicting the Cardinals doing this well.
Who will be able to stop the new motivated Eli now that he has experienced the pain of loss?
>that Coughlin-Eli connection
Didn't think they were that close. Coughlin is a cool dude, and even though he >18-1'd us, he has my respect as a coach.
Also that cold shoulder to that fucking faggot Mara was awesome.
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again, it's pretty easy to use the archive
here you go <333
there, there, maybe sneak will let you be a fan of the jaguars, or bucs
it's not easy shouldering all those expectations, huh?
also they were pretty spot on about fitz and palmer, impressive
>a serious post
Ok there buddy, stay obsessed over a tripfag
And now you're being condescending, so I believe that's all I needed to hear from you. I wish you a good day.
Post elite safeties
>tfw you've had unrivaled success for the last 15 years and still manage to be an underdog in the playoffs
the best of both worlds tbqh
Ironically enough it's because Kirk Cousins is playing at a much higher level than Rodgers is right now.
Cousins is averaging like 300+ yards a game and 100+ QBR over the last few weeks
why do you care?
ever since that comeback game where the skins were wearing the throwbacks, cousins has put up elite numbers, they showed a graphic comparing the two splits on ESPN earlier
he's out brees-ing brees in comp.% right now too
Oh that's clever. You took the thing I said and then tried to use it against me. Haha that's droll. That's rich.
He's mad that I'm not 100% ecstatic over the Packers being in the playoffs and that I don't believe that they'll win the Super Bowl this year. That and the Packers have 4 Super Bowl victories while the Eagles have 0. Just general jealous and acting out on what he perceives to be an easy, common target. I do receive a lot of flak for doing the same thing most everyone else is doing, so it is rather bizarre. But those with differing opinions always receive the most criticism. I guess you could say I'm the Galileo of /nfl/, eh?
>He's mad that I'm not 100% ecstatic over the Packers being in the playoffs and that I don't believe that they'll win the Super Bowl this year.
So being realistic is what is upsetting him?
>That and the Packers have 4 Super Bowl victories while the Eagles have 0. Just general jealous and acting out on what he perceives to be an easy, common target.
OH heh that makes sense
What a frigging dumbass lmao
>the year is 2018
>the Los Angeles Rams play the Los Angeles Chargers
Oh that's clever. You took the thing I said and then tried to use it against me. Haha that's droll. That's rich.
i'm using this thread as an opportunity to vent my anger at his "personality"
don't worry, i'll go back to ignoring him soon, i just lost my temper for a lil bit
they have the most dedication to creating memes, which is impressive
>Volunteer to pick up garbage in the parking lot of my local Church
>Figure this will please God because Earth is one of his creations (Thank you Based Carr)
>Some of the other volunteers working with me are singing "God is Good", I join in as I wipe the sweat from my head and remove my Raiders ballcap to look into the sky and smile, realizing how perfect the world is
>As I put my cap back on and prepare to continue the work of God, I spot something that makes my Christian skin crawl
>4 troubled youths across the street smoking the Devil's plant
>I run s fast as I can inside to the Church and grab my Bible, then chuckle to myself as I just then remembered I always have my pocket Bible on me
>Sprint back outside and across the street, suddenly realize I was in such a hurry I didn't even look both ways before I crossed
>Stop for a moment to thank God for his good grace in keeping me safe (Thank you Based Carr)
>Focus in on the youths, before they even notice me I am already reading verses from my Bible
>One of the children notices my cap and laughs, "The Raiders SUCK!" he says
>As I prepare to backhand the child, a sudden calmness brushes over me and I realize this is not what God or Based Carr would want (Thank you Based Carr)
>It is only at that moment that I realize the child is wearing a Chiefs T-shirt
>I explain to the children that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ loves them and wants them to reach salvation, but only they can assure that this happens (Thank you Based Carr)
>All of the children break into tears and explain they don't know what came over them
>The child in the Chiefs shirt apologizes, "I don't know what came over me. I guess I just fell into the wrong crowd, I was a Raiders fan until I started hanging out with these guys. I used to be a Christian!"
>I lower myself to one knee and meet the child eye to eye
>"There is still salvation at hand." I tell him, holding out my Raiders cap to his reach
>Carr be praised, he takes the cap
Ya but why vent your anger at his "personality" when it's kind of pointless? It's not like he's going to change his "personality".
Why get so angry over something so meaningless?
>eaglesfag immensely triggered by teams with success
I like this meme, and so does the fine gentleman in my image.
i think it's a bit early to crown cousins elite, as he's only done this for one season and like>>64709551 says not exactly against a crowd of world beaters either
he's certainly progressed beyond anyone's expectations for him before this year though,
and he looks like a legitimate starter in the league
at least i don't talk to myself
why get angry over anything ever? it's not like anything has meaning in the long run
you can't really explain why you get angry at something, or why you choose to express that anger
i just got fed up with sneak's brand of retardness today and snapped
he's leading the league in sacks and TFL, and has more defensive hurries than donald
Most lelworthy story of the year?
>Johnny Manziel update:
>We all know Vegas stories can get extremely crazy involving celebrities. This is going to sound wild, and maybe hard to believe, but this is what we’re hearing regarding Johnny Manziel.
>Our sources tell us Manziel was at a popular night club on the strip Saturday night. The QB entered wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache, glasses, and a hoodie.
>Manziel introduced himself as “Billy.” He was there into the 3am hour and when it came time to pay the bill, he asked to have it comped because he didn’t bring cash and also didn’t want to put it on his card.
>However, the sources tell us he ended up paying with his card and signing the check.
>By 3am he appeared to be enjoying the party scene that Vegas is known to offer.
>The club had Manziel and his crew placed at a VIP table close to the DJ booth. The table is located in one of the darkest areas of the club.
>Manziel dined at the club’s restaurant before going to the nightclub. He was seated at the most private area in the restaurant, which is still out in the open. And yes, he ate with his wig and glasses on.
>it's not like anything has meaning in the long run
Well that simply isn't true. There is plenty of meaning in everything we do so long as it contributes to the continuum set forth by the Father. However, lashing out angrily over something that's false in its design has no "true" meaning.
Why? Because it contributes nothing. There is no person you are serving. There is no benefit granted. You are not serving the Father as you should.
So why wallow in the nothing and despair of yourself, when you can contribute something beyond yourself?
I love Manziel. He's fucking hilarious.
Idk why people want to run him out of the league.
not well prob
it would have been a great way to tank for a pick though, too bad we didn't think of that
watt has more sacks, more defensive hurries, more TFL, more passes defended, more FF, and more total tackles
>not even close
this actually motivated me, thanks man
although your digits and your image seem a little contradictory
>How hot is your QB's wife/girlfriend
the fuck happened in this thread? this is pretty dumb, even for me. I mean Sneak is still Sneak, but you all know he's going to respond regardless of what you say about him, so if you're pissed off by him then just don't give him a reason to respond. it's not like either of you can "win" by making the other person become someone different.
in any case, let's change the topic and post stadium concept art. starting with the carson city proposal. the layout seems very similar to levi's stadium, except a lot rounder.
you didn't know i was mad at you when i was calling you a bandwagoning entitled retard? idiot
not everyone is a rational robot like you bud
the stadium looks a bit too futuristic for my tastes, and those windows look odd
how many people would it seat?
I think Ford Field spoiled me. Got so used to the comfy dome with plastic seats. Went to an MSU game in late November on cold bleachers and that shit almost killed me. I feel like domes can pussify teams sometimes, Lions usually look terrible in really bad whether.
>implying I desire my QB's woman
I'll respond anyway. It's not like it takes much effort to click and type for a few seconds.
Most people are mad at me simply for existing. Just cause I don't always acknowledge it doesn't mean I'm not constantly aware of it. Like I said before, haters keep me going.
Or what's left of it lol :P
She's way better looking than he is.
Athletes are lucky 2bh
I was only asking for evidence, you've just been here so long reading and writing shitposts that they all turn into shitposts.
65k apparently, 75k for big events. I'm having a bit of trouble figuring out what's going on at the bottom there, though. in Levi's stadium the lower bowl is "below ground", and on the outside beneath the stadium proper you have a shopping mall sort of deal. not sure if the carson proposal is trying to copypasta that or not from that image.
They're a beautiful family t.b.h.
God bless them
I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a jab. I took it as something like "autistic and doesn't understand emotions" or something.
probably the default way to get to their seats in the upper bowl after riding elevators or some shit like that. with the way they've laid it out, that's probably the only place they can cater to people who have upper bowl seats with concession stands and shit, so it has to be extra wide. this image gives a bit more insight into that, but not much.
Money doesn't hurt either
Especially single mom sluts since they are looking for someone to pay for their mistake
"Pagano is 20-4 in divisional games, 2nd best in the NFL!!" - Woody Paige
holy shit if the St. Louis Rams had that division they'd post the exact same record. Fuck I hate these Colts and their guaranteed divisional wins
I've heard of sideboob but that is ridiculous
like a memory foam pillow
still gotta put words on this comic but I don't remembr what police12 said last time
Guess they weren't selling enough gear and tickets in Oakland, what did they expect?
reportedly 1.7bil, but it's not quite clear where the money is coming from. carson city has made repeated moves to keep any approvals from going to a public vote though, and had this strange deal that I don't quite understand yet about how the city does or does not own the stadium. supposedly, the stadium pays rent, but the city isn't mandated to pay for stadium maintenance as a result. it's fucking weird.
the CEO of Disney was put as the head of the stadium committee though, so that explains a lot.
it's also pretty funny that the site was formerly a landfill, which will lead to a lot of pun material in the future if a team really does move there.
From the NYT Article:
>I listened, and I read the transcripts of the Al Jazeera video recordings as Sly spoke with great detail and expertise of doping and tossed out several athletes’ names: the baseball players Howard and Ryan Zimmerman and the football players Manning, Mike Neal and Dustin Keller.
>As I turned over the possibility that Sly had lied to the undercover reporter, I kept coming back to the names. Why these specific athletes?
>With the help of my New York Times colleagues Ken Belson and Doris Burke, I scrutinized the list of names, and it soon appeared less random than at first blush. Nearly all of the athletes he named are clients of Jason Riley, a fitness trainer based in Sarasota, Fla.
>Here is where the story of Charles Sly becomes more intriguing.
>Sly is a business partner of Riley’s. When Sly applied for a pharmacist license in Florida, he used Riley’s home address.
>Riley and Sly founded Elementz Nutrition, a nutritional supplements company whose website and Facebook page feature many athletes Sly mentioned on camera. Zimmerman is featured on the website; Howard, Neal and Keller on the Facebook page. In one photograph on Facebook, Riley poses at his gym, the Compound, between the mountainous Howard and the no less imposing Neal.
>His most famous client, the man whose career he was credited with reshaping and saving from mortality’s shadow, was Derek Jeter. In 2010, a few years into Riley’s makeover, The Daily News proclaimed: “Derek is turning back the clock at short.” ESPN declared Riley “dumped the Captain into a hot tub time machine” and turned him into a 25-year-old.
>Significant caveats are in order here: No evidence has emerged linking Jeter to performance-enhancing drugs, and Sly did not connect him to banned substances, although he boasted of helping other athletes obtain them. And a connection to Sly, Riley or anyone else is hardly proof of any wrongdoing.
>Sly and Riley did not respond to several interview requests. An email sent to Elementz’s angel investor, Janis Krums, went unanswered. Jeter’s agent, Casey Close, did not respond.
>Mum’s the word on the west coast of Florida.
>Howard and Zimmerman let their lawyer, William Burck, address the Al Jazeera documentary: He called it reckless, wholly false and unsubstantiated.
>We will, Burck promised, go to court.
>Manning, too, has rumbled about filing a lawsuit. As of now, no one has filed court papers. Zimmerman’s photo, however, disappeared from the Elementz website last week.
>As for Neal, the Green Bay Packers linebacker, Sly described him as a close friend. Neal went to Merrillville High School in Indiana, about a 90-minute drive from where Sly went to high school. In the documentary, Sly said that he spent about six weeks in Green Bay and that Neal, who served a four-game suspension for doping in 2012, introduced him to about half the team.
>None of this amused Neal. “I’m sure you saw how pissed off Peyton Manning was about somebody coming out with false accusations,” he told reporters last week. “So if you want to piss me off, that’s one thing. But please don’t.”
>But what to make of Sly? In the end, this story hinges on his credibility. A man who operates in the athletic shadows, he was confronted with his hours of undercover interviews, and recanted. He proclaimed himself an idle boaster.
>What was he supposed to do, if what he had said was true? Acknowledge it and allow his words to become his manacles?
>Mitosomal growth factors, stem cells and pig brain peptide: He talked of all with a chemist’s ease. His network, as he described it, extends from Germany and Switzerland to Vancouver, where Chad Robertson, a pharmacist, said Sly was a savant of doping.
Here's the link btw:
The reason I am posting this?
>Reuters Top News @Reuters 16m16 minutes ago
>BREAKING: Baseball player Ryan Zimmerman sues Al Jazeera America over alleged defamation: court filing
yeah he should wear some other team's hat to change it up
I'm a white guy with dirty blonde hair and I wear Raiders gear all the time, family.
Damn it I just want to be in LA again, fuck the Oakland niggers that rock the colors just because "bix nood muthafucka".
That's a big part of the appeal of the chiefs. So many teams that only recently became good are derided as "meme teams" but KC is the only one to own that label. They're like "hell yeah we're a meme team, we'll meme you so hard you'll regret calling us a meme team in the first place"
I'm not an engineer so I dunno how that works, but apparently they had to spend an additional $50mil (again, approved without a public vote) just to prepare the site so that it COULD be done. I guess that means you can't always build on a landfill, but if you alter the terrain or property somehow then it becomes stable?
It's concept art, so yeah. I'm leaning towards there not being extra space there though, because even in the Levi's concept art they had additional art to show what was going on there even though you couldn't really see it in the other artwork. I can't find anything like that in this case though.
If the Chargers move to LA, do they need to change their name? From what I can tell nobody wants the Chargers.
not sure how it happened
Jim Tomsula was a family friend of the Yorks and they really thought he'd be the next coach to win the Super Bowl for them.
Not based on anything having to do with coaching but just because they liked the guy.
It would suck, because it means the end of those GOAT tier uniforms, but they probably should rename the team because 99.5% of the Chargers history happened in San Diego, save for that one year in LA.
Did I ever tell you that you can tell no one is ever trying to hit each other in the prequels?
Lucas was a good friend.
I look forward to seeing these for the next 10 years
Of the four games this weekend, pick one for each.
Reminder of the matchups:
Pick one for each category.
>biggest upset alert
>biggest blowout alert
>biggest question mark
>Steelers over Bengals
Fuck man, Matty Ice isn't ugly at all and is a fucking rich and famous athlete. He could have any girl he wants, why would he marry that? Women always punch way above their own weight, so I obviously see why she would take Matt Ryan and run, but why on God's green Earth would he take her?
>Reminder of the matchups:
>Pick one for each category.
Seahawks beating the vikings
>biggest upset alert
Redskins beating packers , it is considered a upset apparently
>biggest blowout alert
Seahawks v Vikings
>biggest question mark
Will the bengals handle that steeler's offense?
How come the playoffs don't want me man?
Vikings beat the Sqwaks
>biggest upset alert
Bengals beat the Stoolers
>biggest blowout alert
Redskins are going to rape the Puckers, especially with how Kirk Cousins has come out of fucking nowhere.
>biggest question mark
Chiefs and Texans. I hope to god the Texans fuck up the Chiefs so bad their shitposters go MIA for at least a few weeks.
There is something about Steve Biscotti that makes him look like a representation of the devil
he just genuinely looks a slimy person who does shady things
one of the yuri yuri chicks I think
>Steve Bisciotti came from a working-class Italian-American family in a Baltimore suburb. His parents, Bernard and Patricia Bisciotti, moved to Severna Park, Maryland, in March 1961.
>Growing up, Bisciotti loved sports. His father took the children to Baltimore Orioles and Colts games. In his senior year at Severna Park High School, he played on the football team, though he has said he "hated niggers and would rather watch them kill each other than participate"
Name one young QB with more potential than Carr. You literally can't do it.
>mfw Scott Norwood recalls Wide Right on that 30 for 30
That was heartbreaking
Blake is a AFC South Stat Babby he's gonna be the new Peyton.
oh hell yes, been waiting for that one to come out a while now. r8?
"literally" is an "epic"-tier word. overused, over-incorrectly-used, exaggerated, and indicative of being a 15-year-old-girl.
Fuck that, it's not even "epic"-tier, it's "moist"-tier. And another 10 points off for trying to justify using it
Yeah not only did the AFCE/NFCS get the awesome schedule that was 50% AFCS/NFCS... but those first two divisions aren't exactly great in the first place. The Panthers and Patriots are the only notably above average teams out of all four of those divisions. Jets and Falcons had decent records but those were a product of the schedules.
Seriously half of the NFL got to play eachother for 14/16ths of their schedule while the North/West divisions had to duke it out. Pretty weird separation in SoS that happened this year
no, it's Bridgewater.
>mfw Garoppolo just wasting away on the bench
AFC East: AFCN, NFCW
AFC North: AFCE, NFCE
AFC South: AFCW, NFCN
AFC West: AFCS, NFCS
NFC East: NFCN, AFCN
NFC North: NFCE, AFCS
NFC South: NFCW, AFCW
NFC West: NFCS, AFCE
>Pretending to be a vikes fan this hard.
Teddy's been picking it up and he's still young, relax.
3.I really really like women
5.Muh ACL Man
9..Le Bald Concussion Man
13.5head HGH Babby
he fucking sucks m8, I deleted all his pics
This guy gets it. It's really funny how truly pissed off you guys get when we meme the fuck out. I've been a Chiefs fan for years and our pure unabashed dedication to shitposting couldn't make me any prouder
WHATS THE BEST SPAGHETTI SAUCE?
GETTING REAL TIRED OF DISAPPOINTMENT HERE.
sneak is no one's friend
assuming #9 is hoyer, he's worse than bridgewater and brock imo
johnny manziel is done, but the career of billy manziel is just beginning
If you were starting a team today, who would be your starter and why?
Wilson, Newton or Luck?
Sneak has great, insightful posts that I love
again, there's only one "true" kicker in the Hall. It'll be a long time before more than only the absolutely most elite guys get in.
The Gost/Tucker/Bailey generation have been pretty elite, but there was a period of about 5 years where the kicking records were being broken left and right.
The longer XP might make a small difference for Hall voting purposes later on, but until the voters loosen up their standards and/or change the voting process, I wouldn't bet on Gost making the Hall.
He's so freaking cute, he won't even swear.
how can you not love based Carr?
It's getting hard to watch man
>missing every deep ball
>left handed passes
>taking the checkdown crown
>6 of the first 7 Lion losses were to playoff teams
Looks like Walmart carries it. >>64711079
two cans of this.And your regular spaghetti sauce you are good to go.
it would give more of an edge cause he can also play as a receiver, where as DWill is mostly for check downs, I love the fact that >we will have both for next year, no matter how this year turns out, assuming bell gets healthy by preseason
>getting swept by the viqueens for any reason whatsoever
so ratbirds, what's it like to have a losing season?
Wilson has never missed a game or practice and he has ascended beyond Super Sayain this season
Show some patience. It is it's own reward. Teddy will become what he needs to be. Remember he hasn't even played two whole seasons yet and not everybody is gonna be Russell Wilson in year 2.
damn he is a dwarf, is Wilson like 5'5?
QUINTS CONFIRM. Teddy's based
I don't disagree that he's worthy, just that unless he has a few transcending, clutch moments like playoff Vinatieri then I doubt he'll get in given the Hall's incredibly high standards. Plus he's only, what, 30? He's easily got 10 more years left in him at this rate.
He is A reason. He is moving at an acceptable pace. His contemporaries will flame out and hit a ceiling because they improved too quickly and gained and refined bad habits because of it. Teddy, meanwhile, will methodically improve. One should not be like fire, one should be like water.
prolly because most kickers have indeed been around forever
vinny is 1996, seabass is 2000
matt bryant is 2002
i agree completely
people like to hate on watt because he's a meme or whatever and he has commercials, but he is the best defensive player in the NFL
they could give him the award every year and it'd be deserved
you've got some nice metaphors, but the vikings are winning and teddy happens to be there, they're not winning because he's the one there
>michael oher is the best LT in the nfl he won 15 games
AHAHAHAHAHA The shitty city of Houston WILL NEVER HAVE A DYNASTY!!
>Irishman talking out of their ass
>tfw fletcher cox will always be the second best or worse at his position unless watt dies
feels bad mang
>pete carroll is the oldest coach in the NFL now that coughlin is gone
They are cool. Just not the coolest.
>Hayley Atwell is from Kansas City
Welp, it's over guys.
The Chefs have the power of the Tit Queen behind them
that's an obvious draw play retard
Yeah, I think he may have one or 2 more years left but he's never going to be a double digit sack guy again. He should still be able to play the run though, he just won't have that burst to be a pass rusher like he used to be.
who are you rooting for in the postseason? obv not the r*******
then filter me i guess, idc
like i said earlier, it was just venting
i don't expect to get anything from the /nfl/ equivalent of trying to get blood from a stone
I've never seen anyone actually do it, but I remember people joking about creating a database to archive a working list of everything revealed about tripfags. like where they live, what's known about their family, what kind of jobs they have, etc.
to my knowledge it was never actually done though because that would be pretty autistic and cringey.