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/NFL/ GENERAL: CHIEFS EDITION

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FA:Jaguars fire DC Babich after three seasons
WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
CIN:Browns interviewing Bengals DC Paul Guenther
PIT:Big Ben says Martavis needs to 'toughen up'
KC:Jeremy Maclin (hip) not practicing Tuesday
BUF:Report: Bills nearing extension for GM Whaley
PIT:Tomlin calls Williams (foot) 'day to day'
CLE:Browns bring in former baseball GM DePodesta
BUF:Report: Ryan & Whaley have year to fix issues
NO:CEO Mara won't rule out trading for coach
NO:Report: Colts did not talk to Sean Payton
CIN:Dalton has cast removed, status still unclear
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>>64706929
obviously they haven't lived up to their hype in the playoffs, going 15-1 and losing in the first round is like the definition of that
but what the original post implied, and what you continue to ignore, is that the packers winning in the playoffs is like the chiefs winning in the playoffs, that they're this eternally losing franchise
you can stop trying to explain to me that the packers have been disappointing, i've heard from>>64707097 this annoying shit enough
2 playoff wins in 4 years is below expectations, but they're not a cursed loser franchise like sneak really wants you to think they are
and please, find me something where people claim the packers are a dynasty, i'd love to read it
>>64707191
>>64707343
exactly, people like sneak are entitled pieces of shit
yes, losing like they did in 2011 and 2013 is disappointing
no, they haven't lost their window of success nor have they gone empty-handed
it's a sad attempt to look like you're really suffering when in actuality they've been one of the best teams of the 2010s and have had like 19 years of elite QB play in a row
i'm so fucking sick of green bay fans acting like they've had anything "tough"
oh, you didn't win the super bowl this year? you must be CRUSHED
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Go Hawks
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>>64707431
given that the Raiders were tied for most drops for the season, the O-line falling apart, Coopers foot injury, and Derek Carr regressing over the 2nd half of the season.

I'd say he did a pretty good job, but I agree the screens on 3rd and long get annoying and he can be too conservative for my tastes.

I think a RB to compliment Murray and some new pieces on the O-Line will help a lot. Consistency in the offensive system and with the skill players will be key to another step forward next year


Go Raiders
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fuck the chiefs
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You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
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The Chiefs are a guaranteed one and done.
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Who will win offensive rookie of the year and why is it Amari Cooper?
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>>64707713
todd gurley will
mr. 18 drops is good, but not 1k yards in your rookie year on a dumpster fire offense good
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>Raiders
>unseen yet obvious emotion
>Rams
>clear emotion
>Chargers
>Here is why I'm fucking you and why you should be paying me

I feel sorry for actual charger fans
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>>64707703
that make me almost as happy as us winning the sb no lie
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>>64707713
too many drops and games where he disappeared, should be Girly and I say that as a Raiders fan
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Ryan to Eagles

You heard it here first
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Let's settle this once and for all

http://strawpoll.me/6460001
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>>64707825
No organization deserves him more.
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>>64707587
> entitled

Sorry that you team has no expectations or standards. When you have a team thats constantly lauded as a Super Bowl favorite and fails on a consistent, heartbreaking basis you start to end up just a little bit jaded.

Shit we didn't even win the division this season. We lost every home division game, including the Lions where the last time that happened 95% of /sp/ wasn't even born yet. But no we're in the playoffs so we're supposed to be nothing but content over that.

Eat shit.
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Whats the shitposting Owl this year?

Chiefs Skins or Chiefs Seahawks?
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>>64707842
>no one not an option

Worst coast deserves zero sports teams anymore.
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ITT players that you hated having to go up against but loved em anyways
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>>64707945
Chiefs-Seahawks nobody gives a fuck about the Redskins
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Who Future GOAT Dynasty here?
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>>64707945
Queefs/Seacucks.

Either the Chiefs shitposting breaks /sp/ or the us12's come back from under whatever slimy rock they're currently living under.
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>>64707543
>CLE:Browns bring in former baseball GM DePodesta

Analytics coming to ruin the NFL
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>>64708047
I wouldn't mind it, JJ Watt deserves an owl desu
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>Jay Glazer @JayGlazer 8s ago

>Saints and 49ers have now agreed on trade sending @SeanPayton to San Francisco. Swap 2016 1st RD picks, Saints get 2016 3rd plus 2017 1st.
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>>64707543
Has the Browns level of ineptitude ever been matched by any organization in any sport?

>"Lets draft a QB in the first round, bench him for a mediocre at best journeyman, and then trade him after two years"
>"No arguments here!"
>"Let's hire a lawyer, to hire lawyers, to pick a coach, to pick a GM."
>"Good idea!"
>"Now let's get a baseball guy to help pick football players"
>"I never would've thought of that!"

What a fuck fest. And I thought the Bengals were retarded.
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>>64707918
holy shit do you think you're entitled to a fucking super bowl berth every goddamn season? do you actually see what you're typing and say "yeah that looks good, people will sympathize with this"
you have 4 fucking rings, second most of any team
you made the playoffs this season, despite your "heartbreaking" losses that ended up not mattering at all
do you think just because you've got a really good QB you're somehow supposed to be winning it all every season? do you not understand that not every season is meant to be a super duper packers victory
jesus christ literally 5 years have passed since your team did something more than half of all other franchises have done only once or not at all, and you're already complaining that you don't have another one
newsflash, the favorites don't always win the super bowl
not every great team is a dynasty, and just because your team didn't reach the pinnacle of the sport doesn't mean you're some sort of example of suffering
i couldn't give less of a shit about your "expectations or standards" because you're an entitled bandwagoning piece of shit, and just because of how much of a whiny trashy human being you are i hope the packers never win again
but they have aaron rodgers, and they'll be competitive next year, and THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
you have LITERALLY no right to be as annoyingly, pathetically depressing as you are
i know you won't take anything i wrote in this post into account, so don't even respond
this is just cathartic
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>>64708110
at this point, I really just feel sorry, and I have to admire the Brown's fans for sticking with the team
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>>64708047
>No QB

>Future dynasty
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>>64707945
Chiefs Panthers desu

Shitposting master race vs bandwagon dabfags
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texans r fucking garbage and watt's a roided-up doucher tbf fampai

Who's their QB even?
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>>64708164
I shudder to think what levels of shitposting will be achieved should the chiefs win the super bowl. Moot 2.0 will literally think he's being doxxed
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>>64708047
here familia
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>>64708096
>naners giving up their chance at a potential franchise QB
>naners giving away next year's first rounder

fucking wew
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>>64708142
>you have 4 fucking rings, second most of any team
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>>64708096
>all that for a busted ass coach who could only win off Katrina sympathy and a defense out to kill the other team for money

$(ers are fucking dumb.
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>>64708142
Meh, you don't get it. Just like everyone else.
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>>64708226
>falling for that
>>64708190
Brandon "the weedman" Weeden
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>https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/684444174695968768

>the NYT puts out an article digging into the HGH scandal
>it literally even questions DEREK JETER using HGH
>THE NYT is questioning DEREK JETER'S legitimacy

So now we have:
>HuffPo
>New York Times
>Ally J

As media conglomerates reporting on this story

But ESPN says this is a non-story and these media sites shouldnt be trusted

Lol
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>>64708289
I understand having a standard of quality but he has a point. You complain like the packers are always a 9-7 mediocre team
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>>64708316

>huffington post
>jew york times
>Ali Baba

ESPN is more reliable than those clickbait shithole sites
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>>64708316
>HuffPo
>real news

wew
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>>64708190
a motley crew of browns rejects
>>64708273
shh no one else noticed that i fucked up there
>>64708289
didn't i tell you not to fucking respond to me you fucking bandwagoning piece of shit? i don't care about your self-deprecating shtick, i don't care about your eternal suffering from supporting an all-time great team while ignoring the actually terrible teams in your own fucking state, and i don't care about your heartbreaking losses that don't even compare to the stuff other franchises go through
you're an entitled baby who whines about his successful team like he's a fan of the lions, a team in HIS TEAM'S OWN DIVISION who is infinitely less successful than his own yet has no one as pathetic and whiny as him
you make me like the packers less, congratulations
>>64708331
don't bother
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MVP: Cam Newton
OPOTY: Russell Wilson
DPOTY: Khalil Mack
OROTY: Todd Gurley
DROTY: Marcus Peters
CPOTY: Adrian Peterson
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>>64708316
bro the guy recanted his statement Peyton didn't do anything
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After Russell Wins ANOTHER Super Bowl, do you think he should try and play baseball in the offseason?
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>>64708357
Ok sure buddy

Reminder that this is the same media corporation that employs Ray Lewis
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>>64708289
For the past several years, the Bengals are consistently touted as having "one of the best rosters in the National Football League" and they've got shit to show for it. The Packers have won more playoff games in the past year than my team has won in the past 20+ years. You have no reason to complain.
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>>64708410
He should try to find a quality beard.
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>>64707918
>Sorry that you team has no expectations or standards. When you have a team thats constantly lauded as a Super Bowl favorite and fails on a consistent, heartbreaking basis you start to end up just a little bit jaded
Can confirm
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>Cary Williams to Redskins

how bad will Aaron Rodgers melt this shit tier corner?
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>>64708406
Jesus christ and brady denied deflategate

You cant be this fucking gullible
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>>64708331
Seriously don't bother. Sneak is the worst poster on 4chan. He just whines, when you rip on him he just rolls over, he's incredibly boring and generally has no idea what he's talking about.
What makes it worse is he's unaware he's all those things.
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>>64708424

ESPN is terrible, just better than the others listed
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>>64707825
Sure why not

Whatever

At this point nothing will surprise me
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>>64708397
>MVP: Cam Newton
Probably
>OPOTY: Russell Wilson
Probably not, Palmer looked better over the entire season
>DPOTY: Khalil Mack
Maybe, prolly not I think Donald has a better claim
>OROTY: Todd Gurley
Yas
>DROTY: Marcus Peters
Sure
>CPOTY: Adrian Peterson
Sure
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>>64708397
Good list, though Carson Palmer deserves CPOTY more and Antonio Brown has an argument for MVP
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>>64708410
Sure. The Rangers could use some winning spirit in that dugout. And they'll have bragging rights over the Cowboys by having the best QB in Texas.
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>>64708410
>After Russell wins another owl

Nice meme
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>>64708439
His beard looks alright, as long as he has a shaved head
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>>64708461
The guy who said Payton did it

Said Payton didn't do it.
It's made up. Fugazzi, fake, not real. The source made some statements realized he was wrong then said his statements were wrong. Al jazeeri ran the story anyways and here we are
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>>64708494
>Non QB winning MVP

What do you think this is? Logical?
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MVP: Cam Newton
OPOTY: Carson Palmer
DPOTY: J.J. Watt
ROTY: Todd Gurley
OROTY: Todd Gurley
DROTY: Marcus Peters
CPOTY: Eric Berry
this will happen
>>64708533
brandon browner is a weird looking dude
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>>64708316
Used HGH before it was banned

What is the problem?
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>>64708331
They might as well be. Shit even the year the won the bowl it was a shitton of luck.

Wild card game: Williams intercepts the Eagles in the end zone to hold on by 5.
Divisional game: Neck and neck until Collins gets the return TD, which changes the momentum for the 2nd half completely
Champ game: Raji gets an INT return TD which is the deciding score despite Rodgers throwing 0 TDs and 2 INTs
SB: Collins INT return TD is once again the deciding factor

literally every single playoff win that miracle can be attested to a well timed interception, three of them for TDs. When's the last time a team got 3 INTs returned for TD in a single playoff?

Even without luck the quality of players and the effort and passion was higher. Collins was amazing. Williams was still good. Rodgers was GOATing it up, etc etc. Now it looks like the team is hardly even trying. WRs can't get open, OL can't block, defense can't cover or generate pressure in most games. Specials teams does special teams things.

I think if the Packers weren't hyped to hell and back every year I wouldn't be this cynical over them. But every year it's "CAN RODGERS AND THE PACKERS RETURN TO THE SUPER BOWL?" and then 80% of polls say yes or all the "experts" and casuals peg the Packers as a perennial NFC favorite. Like if the Packers didn't have these laudy expectations all the time there wouldn't be as much to get disappointed by.

>>64708382
if you don't care then filter me
if you hate me that much then filter me
it's really not that complicated, even for a mouthbreather like you
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>>64708535
>guy gets caught on video talking about it
>drugs in this guys fridge at his home
>baseball player comes to his fucking house

>recants the story after the fact

Ya youre a fucking retard
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>>64708578
No he ised it the year that it had just been banned, so he broke the rules
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>>64708397
OPOTY: Antonio Brown
DPOTY: JJ Watt

The rest is fine.
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>>64708581
>They might as well be.
YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT YOU JUST SAY THING AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SUCCESS YOUR TEAM HAS HAD
IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING A FAN OF THEM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE A FAN OF ONE OF THE TEAMS ACTUALLY IN YOUR STATE
NO ONE TOLD YOU TO BE A FUCKING GLORY HUNTER AND BE A FAN OF A TEAM WHO'S CONSTANTLY BREAKING YOUR LITTLE HEART WHILE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS EVERY YEAR
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE A DOLPHINS FAN AND BE OH SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME
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>>64708660
why do you keep giving him attention

im 99% sure he's just church
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>A good o-line is all that stands between the Lions and an owl now
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>>64708660
Twelve chill, you're better than that
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>>64708581
The ncfcg sure was on the defense
But you're cherry picking
In the owl Rodgers played like a fucking madman even with his wide receivers playing like Roberto Duran
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>Doug Kyed @DougKyed 1m1 minute ago
>Tom Brady Walks Through Patriots Locker Room Without Noticeable Limp

phew
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>>64708660
New pasta?
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>>64708695
It's just our Eagles, man... its getting to our heads
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>>64708660
>DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SUCCESS YOUR TEAM HAS HAD

Means so much on a board where anytime you bring up history it's "hurr gotta live in the past cause your team sucks now" like all the Cowboys fans have to deal with.

>WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE A DOLPHINS FAN AND BE OH SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME

Wow and I thought you couldn't be any dumber.
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>>64708714
It's sneak
>>64708660
It's sneak

Do you expect a coherent argument?
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>>64708716
What about the Bizkit?
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>>64708751
Your team is in the playoffs you dipshit.

If the packers get the owl you need to shut the fuck up with your current attitude. If they win a playoff game same deal.
Screen cap it
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>>64708616
You must have proof

where is your proof sir?
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>>64708751
>Means so much on a board where anytime you bring up history it's "hurr gotta live in the past cause your team sucks now" like all the Cowboys fans have to deal with.

different story, the packers have been consistently a playoff threat whereas the cowboys have a few winning seasons here and there
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Can Tommy and the gang do the impossible? If it comes down to another Brady vs Manning in Denver (and it will because Jewdell wants them ratings), it's going to be tough as shit for them to win.
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>>64708832
Its like watching that video where two old men fight about a championship game from a thousand years ago in college
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I kind of want the pats to win just to watch gooddell hand Brady the trophy
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>WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
>johnny football wants to come back home too
>cowboys have 4th pick of the draft
4 deep qb rotation turn the 4th stringer into a running back.
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>>64708832
idk it would be hilarious tho if osweiler starts and and they let peyton in if they get a 10+point lead with 2 minutes to go. espn will be creaming its pants at the thought of seeing peypey get one last shot at redemption against brady
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>>64708758
loving that obsession

>>64708814
packers have a 25% chance to beat the skins with the way they've been playing since... you know, week 6

no way they get past the Cards or Panthers though, just no way

>>64708821
Fun fact: The Cowboys have more Super Bowl victories and appearances than the Green Bay Packers.
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>>64708397
Antonio Brown Should be MVP t b h
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>>64708817
An article my a major global media conglomerate that has video evidence of a person working at the clinic at the time this occurred?

Video evidence of this person having drugs in his fridge, having a baseball player come to his house for?

Video evidence tying specific players (beyond just peyton manning) to very specific drugs?

The Guyer institute doctor lying about Charles Sly never working there in 2011?

Th Guyer institute doctor accused of giving HGH lied about never giving out HGH (Bob Kravitz wrote an article about getting HGH from that specific institute)?

The Guer institute doctor being part of a medical indictment for illegal Chinese HGH?

Numerous probes by HuffPo and now NYT that sheds light on what occurred in 2011?

Massive amounts of HGH being sent to Peyton's wife after Peyton just went through numerous Neck surgeries?

Quite a bit of fucking evidence if you ask me.
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>>64708660
So who should be the new coach?

Rooney rule says that an africanized american must be interviewed for the HC job so they brought in Duce Staley but he never had a real chance.

>the NFL is "troubled" by how the Eagles interviewed running backs coach Duce Staley, and believe it was not a legitimate interview, but instead just a way to "manipulate" with the Rooney Rule.

http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2016/01/nfl_troubled_by_eagles_trying_to_avoid_rooney_rule.html
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>>64708751
>5 years is comparable to 20 years
>the packers aren't in the playoffs this year
>the packers haven't practically made the playoffs every year since brett favre came to their team
>my rationale for being sad about my team is that the other people on my messageboard tell me i can't be happy about having history
and i can't be any dumber? top fucking kek sneak you're stupider than i thought
seriously though, why not be a dolphins fan? or a jaguars fan? it seems like being a packers fan is pretty hard on lil' ol you :(
all those BIG expectations, and all those LONG droughts of playoffs wins, some even taking up to a year or two
why, i'm surprised you're even here with us right now
>>64708908
>Rooney rule says that an africanized american must be interviewed for the HC job
literally affirmative action lel
duce is an okay RB coach but he wouldn't be a good HC
my top 3 candidates for HC are gase, mcdermott, and payton
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>>64708892
>Big Ben babby
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>>64708889
When someone calls you a moron, when a group of people call you a moron,

They aren't obsessed with you. They just think you are a moron.

I don't know if you are a all around moron but for football you are a moron. You have consistently been wrong all season. A coin flip is more accurate on predicting out comes of games and which players will play well

Get a new sport
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MVP: Cam Newton
OPOTY: Adrian Peterson
ROTY: Todd Gurley
OROTY: Todd Gurley
DROTY: Marcus Peters
CPOTY: Eric Berry (dude had cancer and then made the Pro Bowl, it's kind of a no-brainer)
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Did you know Marshawn Lynch is cousins with Marcus Peters?

How many people are Marshawn Lynch related to?
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>>64708492
>>64708397
In what way is Eric Berry losing CBPOTY to Adrian Peterson?
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>>64708985
i wish there was a STROTY
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>>64708972
>I don't know if you are a all around moron but for football you are a moron. You have consistently been wrong all season. A coin flip is more accurate on predicting out comes of games and which players will play well

He's actually been spot-on about a lot of things, but seeing as your some newfaggot namefag, you automatically have a gripe with Sneak. How hilariously predictable. Guarantee he could have predicted it, too.
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>>64708987
he's cousins with jamarcus russell
you know, that jamarcus russell
>>64709015
i don't think coming back from being suspended for beating your toddler is what the CBOTY is intended to reward
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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
>The #Colts have fired defensive coordinator Greg Manusky, source said.
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>>64708972
When a majority of your posts go out of their way to insult me and not provide any sort of constructive feedback, yes. That's being obsessive.

>You have consistently been wrong all season.
But that's objectively wrong.

>>64708955
History is history. The packers being in the playoffs is a testament to how shit the league is talent wise, and a lucky 6-0 start.

And now you're being condescending, so I believe that's all I needed to hear from you. I wish you a good day.
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>>64708397
>Adrian Peterson
>returning to football because he beat his child
>Eric Berry
>returning to football because he beat cancer
How the fuck does AP win the award over Berry
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>>64709088
This
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>>64709061
>
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>>64709118
Oh wow you cherry-picked posts, good for you. You sound kind of obsessive right now, friendo
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>>64708972
Ey nigga that's Uncle Sneak you're talking to. You best back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
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Sneak is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls retards and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>64709118
>keeping screen shots from last summer
obsession
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God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
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>mfw people tell me tripfags aren't a problem in /sp/
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>>64709118
>3 posts from Jun-Aug about 1 team that's not even yours

Obsession.

Also I'd like to see someone's screencapped post that had the Cardinals going 14-2. Just one post. Please, anyone?
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>>64709133
>>64709149
literally did this in about 5 seconds, but it's okay to project once in a while
>>64709144
a finely aged meme
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if bell was healthy do you think the steelers would be a sure thing?
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>>64708693
I said that
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>>64709178
Dude, i have no stake in this argument, dont get so defensive. You look obsessive searching for archived posts back into the summer.
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>>64709178
Can you post some screen caps that have the Cardinals going 14-2, winning their division, and getting a top 2 seed?

Please?

That's all I ask from you.

Just one post from the summer predicting the Cardinals doing this well.

That's it.
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>>64709213
Their run game would be a little bit more sound but I wouldnt say its a sure thing

DeAngelo fits the scheme well enough to win games
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Who will be able to stop the new motivated Eli now that he has experienced the pain of loss?
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>>64709246
Spags if he gets the HC job
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>>64709246
>that Coughlin-Eli connection

Didn't think they were that close. Coughlin is a cool dude, and even though he >18-1'd us, he has my respect as a coach.

Also that cold shoulder to that fucking faggot Mara was awesome.
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>>64708142
>tfw no superb owl in almost 7 years
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>>64709288
Nailed it, pats fan too, but I will say that watching the eaglea comeback to win it and desean Jackson returning that punt for a td made me cream myself a little
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YES THAT'S ONE DOWN

Manusky get the fuck out.
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>>64709322
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>>64709232
again, it's pretty easy to use the archive
>>64709241
here you go <333
>>64709304
there, there, maybe sneak will let you be a fan of the jaguars, or bucs
it's not easy shouldering all those expectations, huh?
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>>64708985
Brady, Palmer, and Wilson all deserve OPOTY over Peterson
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>>64709339
>that
>a serious post

Ok there buddy, stay obsessed over a tripfag
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wait people actually think the cardinals won't go one and done? am i being rused?
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>>64709339
Copypasta editing doesn't count, silly goober.

Either way this sudden obsession you and pb have with me is very unhealthy. I suggest therapy.
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>>64709246
Need a Punished Eli edit.
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>>64709339
also they were pretty spot on about fitz and palmer, impressive
>>64709360
>that
>a serious post

Ok there buddy, stay obsessed over a tripfag
>>64709383
And now you're being condescending, so I believe that's all I needed to hear from you. I wish you a good day.
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Post elite safeties
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Redskins are favourites over the Packers, really?
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>tfw you've had unrivaled success for the last 15 years and still manage to be an underdog in the playoffs

the best of both worlds tbqh
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>>64709404
Have you seen the Packers play lately?
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>>64709395
So uh, why are you so upset with Sneak again?
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>>64709404
Ironically enough it's because Kirk Cousins is playing at a much higher level than Rodgers is right now.

Cousins is averaging like 300+ yards a game and 100+ QBR over the last few weeks
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>>64709404
what do those numbers mean
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>>64708897
>Pics or it didn't happen
This is the level of shitposting you are arguing with.
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>>64709436

How much return you get for 1 money.
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>>64709423
why do you care?
>>64709429
ever since that comeback game where the skins were wearing the throwbacks, cousins has put up elite numbers, they showed a graphic comparing the two splits on ESPN earlier
he's out brees-ing brees in comp.% right now too
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Are the Chiefs the most based team in the league?
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>>64709464
of course
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>>64709395
Oh that's clever. You took the thing I said and then tried to use it against me. Haha that's droll. That's rich.

>>64709416
This.

>>64709423
He's mad that I'm not 100% ecstatic over the Packers being in the playoffs and that I don't believe that they'll win the Super Bowl this year. That and the Packers have 4 Super Bowl victories while the Eagles have 0. Just general jealous and acting out on what he perceives to be an easy, common target. I do receive a lot of flak for doing the same thing most everyone else is doing, so it is rather bizarre. But those with differing opinions always receive the most criticism. I guess you could say I'm the Galileo of /nfl/, eh?
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>>64709461
Why do you care about sneak?
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>>64709015
Because Berry didn't lead the league in rushing. The problem with not playing a sexy position.
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He without sin may cast the first meme
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>>64709464
If by based you mean autistic then yes.
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>>64709500
>He's mad that I'm not 100% ecstatic over the Packers being in the playoffs and that I don't believe that they'll win the Super Bowl this year.
So being realistic is what is upsetting him?

>That and the Packers have 4 Super Bowl victories while the Eagles have 0. Just general jealous and acting out on what he perceives to be an easy, common target.
OH heh that makes sense

What a frigging dumbass lmao
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>the year is 2018
>the Los Angeles Rams play the Los Angeles Chargers

Who wins?
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>>64709088
Because they said the reason they are making the comeback don't matter, just the performance jump from the year before.
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>>64709461
Could an MSU QB end up becoming elite? Will Cousins be our answer to Tom Brady?
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>>64709500
Oh that's clever. You took the thing I said and then tried to use it against me. Haha that's droll. That's rich.
>>64709505
i'm using this thread as an opportunity to vent my anger at his "personality"
don't worry, i'll go back to ignoring him soon, i just lost my temper for a lil bit
>>64709522
they have the most dedication to creating memes, which is impressive
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>Volunteer to pick up garbage in the parking lot of my local Church
>Figure this will please God because Earth is one of his creations (Thank you Based Carr)
>Some of the other volunteers working with me are singing "God is Good", I join in as I wipe the sweat from my head and remove my Raiders ballcap to look into the sky and smile, realizing how perfect the world is
>As I put my cap back on and prepare to continue the work of God, I spot something that makes my Christian skin crawl
>4 troubled youths across the street smoking the Devil's plant
>I run s fast as I can inside to the Church and grab my Bible, then chuckle to myself as I just then remembered I always have my pocket Bible on me
>Sprint back outside and across the street, suddenly realize I was in such a hurry I didn't even look both ways before I crossed
>Stop for a moment to thank God for his good grace in keeping me safe (Thank you Based Carr)
>Focus in on the youths, before they even notice me I am already reading verses from my Bible
>One of the children notices my cap and laughs, "The Raiders SUCK!" he says
>As I prepare to backhand the child, a sudden calmness brushes over me and I realize this is not what God or Based Carr would want (Thank you Based Carr)
>It is only at that moment that I realize the child is wearing a Chiefs T-shirt
>I explain to the children that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ loves them and wants them to reach salvation, but only they can assure that this happens (Thank you Based Carr)
>All of the children break into tears and explain they don't know what came over them
>The child in the Chiefs shirt apologizes, "I don't know what came over me. I guess I just fell into the wrong crowd, I was a Raiders fan until I started hanging out with these guys. I used to be a Christian!"
>I lower myself to one knee and meet the child eye to eye
>"There is still salvation at hand." I tell him, holding out my Raiders cap to his reach
>Carr be praised, he takes the cap
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>>64709536
nah the Reskins have just been beating up on shit competition all year their best win is over an 8-8 Bills
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>>64709538
thanks senpai
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>>64709525
That basically sums it up.

>>64709538
At least I have a personality. :P
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>>64709533
The Los Angelesantonio Chargers
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>>64709538
Ya but why vent your anger at his "personality" when it's kind of pointless? It's not like he's going to change his "personality".

Why get so angry over something so meaningless?
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The general consensus is

MVP: Cam Newton
OPOTY: Carson Palmer
DPOTY: JJ Watt
OROTY: Todd Gurley
DROTY: Marcus Peters
CPOTY: Eric Berry
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>>64709573
>JJ Watt
hasn't he had a down year?
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>>64708660
>eaglesfag immensely triggered by teams with success
I like this meme, and so does the fine gentleman in my image.
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>>64709586
I mean he had like 15 sacks. I guess thats not the 20 from last year but still elite as fuck. Glad to see Ziggy tie with Watt though, that was pretty cool.
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>>64709586
He has but that never stopped the hype train

the only way he wins DPOTY is if he becomes a meme, which he has
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>>64709536
i think it's a bit early to crown cousins elite, as he's only done this for one season and like>>64709551 says not exactly against a crowd of world beaters either
he's certainly progressed beyond anyone's expectations for him before this year though,
and he looks like a legitimate starter in the league
>>64709564
at least i don't talk to myself
>>64709569
why get angry over anything ever? it's not like anything has meaning in the long run
you can't really explain why you get angry at something, or why you choose to express that anger
i just got fed up with sneak's brand of retardness today and snapped
>>64709586
he's leading the league in sacks and TFL, and has more defensive hurries than donald
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Most lelworthy story of the year?

>Johnny Manziel update:

>We all know Vegas stories can get extremely crazy involving celebrities. This is going to sound wild, and maybe hard to believe, but this is what we’re hearing regarding Johnny Manziel.

>Our sources tell us Manziel was at a popular night club on the strip Saturday night. The QB entered wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache, glasses, and a hoodie.

>Manziel introduced himself as “Billy.” He was there into the 3am hour and when it came time to pay the bill, he asked to have it comped because he didn’t bring cash and also didn’t want to put it on his card.

>However, the sources tell us he ended up paying with his card and signing the check.

>By 3am he appeared to be enjoying the party scene that Vegas is known to offer.

>The club had Manziel and his crew placed at a VIP table close to the DJ booth. The table is located in one of the darkest areas of the club.

>Manziel dined at the club’s restaurant before going to the nightclub. He was seated at the most private area in the restaurant, which is still out in the open. And yes, he ate with his wig and glasses on.
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>>64709609
he had 17.5 sacks actually.
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>>64709621
How do you think Tebow would have done under the chip kelly offense?
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>>64709627
He must have gotten a lot in the last game then cause in week 16 I know him and Ziggy were tied at like 14.5.
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>>64709573
DPOTY is Aaron Donald and it's not even close
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>>64709621
>it's not like anything has meaning in the long run

Well that simply isn't true. There is plenty of meaning in everything we do so long as it contributes to the continuum set forth by the Father. However, lashing out angrily over something that's false in its design has no "true" meaning.

Why? Because it contributes nothing. There is no person you are serving. There is no benefit granted. You are not serving the Father as you should.

So why wallow in the nothing and despair of yourself, when you can contribute something beyond yourself?
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>>64709626
I love Manziel. He's fucking hilarious.
Idk why people want to run him out of the league.
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>>64709621
At least you admit that you're mad. Admittance is always the first step. Careful with that "why do anything ever" attitude, you don't wanna end up like me now do you? :P
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>>64709642
not well prob
it would have been a great way to tank for a pick though, too bad we didn't think of that
>>64709656
watt has more sacks, more defensive hurries, more TFL, more passes defended, more FF, and more total tackles
>not even close
>>64709666
this actually motivated me, thanks man
although your digits and your image seem a little contradictory
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>You're Team
>How hot is your QB's wife/girlfriend

>R*dskins
>9.5/10
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the fuck happened in this thread? this is pretty dumb, even for me. I mean Sneak is still Sneak, but you all know he's going to respond regardless of what you say about him, so if you're pissed off by him then just don't give him a reason to respond. it's not like either of you can "win" by making the other person become someone different.

in any case, let's change the topic and post stadium concept art. starting with the carson city proposal. the layout seems very similar to levi's stadium, except a lot rounder.
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>>64709656

Donald could get it because of his rise to dominance, but he still isn't on Watt's level. Really, Watt should have won every year he has played.
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>>64709707
>Chiefs
>8.5/10
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>>64709723
It's just Police12 upset that he doesn't get as much attention as Sneak, despite throwing away his dignity and posting pictures of his butt.

It's kind of pathetic.
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>>64709548
This and nig tomlin are the best memes desu
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And I'm back
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>>64709666
Begone, Satan!
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>>64709677
you didn't know i was mad at you when i was calling you a bandwagoning entitled retard? idiot
>>64709723
not everyone is a rational robot like you bud
the stadium looks a bit too futuristic for my tastes, and those windows look odd
how many people would it seat?
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>>64709707
>Seahawks
>6/10
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>>64709743
Lmao he actually posted pictures of his butt?

what a slut
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>>64709765
>Scarletism
>rational robot

r u fkn srs?
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>>64709723
I think Ford Field spoiled me. Got so used to the comfy dome with plastic seats. Went to an MSU game in late November on cold bleachers and that shit almost killed me. I feel like domes can pussify teams sometimes, Lions usually look terrible in really bad whether.
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>>64709707
>implying I desire my QB's woman
shiggydiggy
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>Police12 is losing her mind
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>>64709789
it was a joke
not a very good one i guess
>>64709798
that baby's head is huge
>>64709804
i never really had it all in one piece
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I'm so mad that the Giants are actually keeping Reese. Kill me now.
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>>64709723
I'll respond anyway. It's not like it takes much effort to click and type for a few seconds.

>>64709765
Most people are mad at me simply for existing. Just cause I don't always acknowledge it doesn't mean I'm not constantly aware of it. Like I said before, haters keep me going.

>>64709774
Chopstix Johnson

>>64709804
Or what's left of it lol :P
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>>64709798
She's way better looking than he is.

Athletes are lucky 2bh
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>>64709774
Sugar Broski
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>>64709457
Bullshit

I was only asking for evidence, you've just been here so long reading and writing shitposts that they all turn into shitposts.
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>>64709765
65k apparently, 75k for big events. I'm having a bit of trouble figuring out what's going on at the bottom there, though. in Levi's stadium the lower bowl is "below ground", and on the outside beneath the stadium proper you have a shopping mall sort of deal. not sure if the carson proposal is trying to copypasta that or not from that image.
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>>64709832
k
>>64709855
yeah is there space beneath the stadium or not? the perspective is kind of fucky
also is that a walkway really high up on the right side? why?
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>>64709774
Shades Mercury
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>>64709839
You dont have to be an athlete or all that great looking to pull in hot women.
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>>64709839
They're a beautiful family t.b.h.
God bless them
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>>64709789
I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a jab. I took it as something like "autistic and doesn't understand emotions" or something.

>>64709878
probably the default way to get to their seats in the upper bowl after riding elevators or some shit like that. with the way they've laid it out, that's probably the only place they can cater to people who have upper bowl seats with concession stands and shit, so it has to be extra wide. this image gives a bit more insight into that, but not much.
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>>64709774
Lola Lipshitz
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>>64709888
Money doesn't hurt either

Especially single mom sluts since they are looking for someone to pay for their mistake
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>>64709774
Flash Fishlips
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"Pagano is 20-4 in divisional games, 2nd best in the NFL!!" - Woody Paige

holy shit if the St. Louis Rams had that division they'd post the exact same record. Fuck I hate these Colts and their guaranteed divisional wins
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>>64709917
Tybc
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>>64709931
How do you think those tits feel?
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>>64709924
it just seems like they're trying to do too much, it looks a bit cluttered
how much money would this even cost?
>>64709967
bags of sand
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>>64709967
Plastic doesn't have feelings.
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>>64709774
Chopstix Broski
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>>64709917
I've heard of sideboob but that is ridiculous
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>>64709917
>White blonde people wearing Raiders gear

feels weird
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>>64709774
Chopstix McGee

sexy
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>>64709967
like a memory foam pillow

still gotta put words on this comic but I don't remembr what police12 said last time
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>>64709999
Guess they weren't selling enough gear and tickets in Oakland, what did they expect?
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>>64709972
reportedly 1.7bil, but it's not quite clear where the money is coming from. carson city has made repeated moves to keep any approvals from going to a public vote though, and had this strange deal that I don't quite understand yet about how the city does or does not own the stadium. supposedly, the stadium pays rent, but the city isn't mandated to pay for stadium maintenance as a result. it's fucking weird.

the CEO of Disney was put as the head of the stadium committee though, so that explains a lot.

it's also pretty funny that the site was formerly a landfill, which will lead to a lot of pun material in the future if a team really does move there.
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From the NYT Article:

>I listened, and I read the transcripts of the Al Jazeera video recordings as Sly spoke with great detail and expertise of doping and tossed out several athletes’ names: the baseball players Howard and Ryan Zimmerman and the football players Manning, Mike Neal and Dustin Keller.

>As I turned over the possibility that Sly had lied to the undercover reporter, I kept coming back to the names. Why these specific athletes?

>With the help of my New York Times colleagues Ken Belson and Doris Burke, I scrutinized the list of names, and it soon appeared less random than at first blush. Nearly all of the athletes he named are clients of Jason Riley, a fitness trainer based in Sarasota, Fla.

>Here is where the story of Charles Sly becomes more intriguing.

>Sly is a business partner of Riley’s. When Sly applied for a pharmacist license in Florida, he used Riley’s home address.

>Riley and Sly founded Elementz Nutrition, a nutritional supplements company whose website and Facebook page feature many athletes Sly mentioned on camera. Zimmerman is featured on the website; Howard, Neal and Keller on the Facebook page. In one photograph on Facebook, Riley poses at his gym, the Compound, between the mountainous Howard and the no less imposing Neal.

>His most famous client, the man whose career he was credited with reshaping and saving from mortality’s shadow, was Derek Jeter. In 2010, a few years into Riley’s makeover, The Daily News proclaimed: “Derek is turning back the clock at short.” ESPN declared Riley “dumped the Captain into a hot tub time machine” and turned him into a 25-year-old.

>Significant caveats are in order here: No evidence has emerged linking Jeter to performance-enhancing drugs, and Sly did not connect him to banned substances, although he boasted of helping other athletes obtain them. And a connection to Sly, Riley or anyone else is hardly proof of any wrongdoing.
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>>64709999
mirin

I wear Raiders gear senpai, not that weird
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>>64710025
>Sly and Riley did not respond to several interview requests. An email sent to Elementz’s angel investor, Janis Krums, went unanswered. Jeter’s agent, Casey Close, did not respond.

>Mum’s the word on the west coast of Florida.

>Howard and Zimmerman let their lawyer, William Burck, address the Al Jazeera documentary: He called it reckless, wholly false and unsubstantiated.

>We will, Burck promised, go to court.

>Manning, too, has rumbled about filing a lawsuit. As of now, no one has filed court papers. Zimmerman’s photo, however, disappeared from the Elementz website last week.

>As for Neal, the Green Bay Packers linebacker, Sly described him as a close friend. Neal went to Merrillville High School in Indiana, about a 90-minute drive from where Sly went to high school. In the documentary, Sly said that he spent about six weeks in Green Bay and that Neal, who served a four-game suspension for doping in 2012, introduced him to about half the team.

>None of this amused Neal. “I’m sure you saw how pissed off Peyton Manning was about somebody coming out with false accusations,” he told reporters last week. “So if you want to piss me off, that’s one thing. But please don’t.”

>But what to make of Sly? In the end, this story hinges on his credibility. A man who operates in the athletic shadows, he was confronted with his hours of undercover interviews, and recanted. He proclaimed himself an idle boaster.

>What was he supposed to do, if what he had said was true? Acknowledge it and allow his words to become his manacles?

>Mitosomal growth factors, stem cells and pig brain peptide: He talked of all with a chemist’s ease. His network, as he described it, extends from Germany and Switzerland to Vancouver, where Chad Robertson, a pharmacist, said Sly was a savant of doping.

Here's the link btw:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/06/sports/baseball/al-jazeera-peyton-manning-derek-jeter-charles-sly.html?_r=1
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>>64710055
>>64710025
The reason I am posting this?

>Reuters Top News @Reuters 16m16 minutes ago
>BREAKING: Baseball player Ryan Zimmerman sues Al Jazeera America over alleged defamation: court filing
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>>64709999
>Raiders Quarterback wears Raiders gear
STOP THE PRESS!
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>>64710052
of course it isn't weird for you you're Mexican
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>>64709774
Billy Lohan

>>64710077
yeah he should wear some other team's hat to change it up
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>>64709774
>beefy johnson

um
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>>64708533
>Wilson and Sherm are basically Obama and his "Anger Translator" from Key and Peele.
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>>64709999
I'm a white guy with dirty blonde hair and I wear Raiders gear all the time, family.
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>>64709723
how the can they build a stadium on an old dump/landfill?
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http://strawpoll.me/6461086

Damn it I just want to be in LA again, fuck the Oakland niggers that rock the colors just because "bix nood muthafucka".
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>>64710151
Try being a "not fat" redhead in Houston Texans gear.

It's all rednecks and Latinos
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>>64709855
>having a bit of trouble figuring out what's going on at the bottom there

it looks cheap as hell and unfinished.
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>>64709548
thank you based Carr
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>>64710180
or "not Mexican" and wearing 49ers gear
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Where's the thread for playoff teams? I don't want to slum it up with losers whining about their losing teams.
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>>64710022
all the poor people baking in the sun, and have to look across at that abomination of suites.
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>>64710208
Lol I lived out in Cali right. I moved when Garcia started to get hot
Lol

Holy shit Garcia was like a fucking God to Latinos.
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>>64710022
>skynet launched the nukes
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>>64709538

That's a big part of the appeal of the chiefs. So many teams that only recently became good are derided as "meme teams" but KC is the only one to own that label. They're like "hell yeah we're a meme team, we'll meme you so hard you'll regret calling us a meme team in the first place"
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>>64710157
I'm not an engineer so I dunno how that works, but apparently they had to spend an additional $50mil (again, approved without a public vote) just to prepare the site so that it COULD be done. I guess that means you can't always build on a landfill, but if you alter the terrain or property somehow then it becomes stable?

>>64710190
It's concept art, so yeah. I'm leaning towards there not being extra space there though, because even in the Levi's concept art they had additional art to show what was going on there even though you couldn't really see it in the other artwork. I can't find anything like that in this case though.
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>>64710251
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Tomsula made 14 million off the 9ers.
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>>64710278
Fucking good for him like god damn.
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>>64710267
>not an engineer
me either, but I will lmao if this thing gets built then years later has structural problems

>building your stadium on a dump site
where the hell is carson even?
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>>64709548
sweet
TYBC
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>>64710310
Yeah it's funny. Why sign an unknown to a 14 million dollar 4 year contract.
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ever since I saw The Force Unleashed ive been playing star wars vidya and watching the prequels

I need help

Does Dalton come back in the playoffs?
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>>64710320
in between compton and long beach. it's not that far from LAX, and a straight shot down the 110 from downtown LA.
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>>64710345
>watching the prequels
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>>64710345
>>64710365
>watching Dork Wars
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>>64709723

that stadium redering is some MC Escher shit
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>>64710365
The prequels got the light saber battles to perfection
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/05/report-stan-kroenke-to-build-inglewood-stadium-regardless/

Here we go.
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>>64709774
Bacon Mexico

Muy deliciouso
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>>64710345
you should check out TCW senpai
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>>64710361
>putting the raiders new stadium right next to compton
Parking lot fatalities about to get upgraded from stabbings to shootings.
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>>64710406
>just gonna build a stadium cuz i dont give a FUCK

being a billionaire must be awesome
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>>64710345
>the force unleashed?
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If the Chargers move to LA, do they need to change their name? From what I can tell nobody wants the Chargers.
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>>64709707
>Falcons
>4/10

not sure how it happened
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>>64710342
Jim Tomsula was a family friend of the Yorks and they really thought he'd be the next coach to win the Super Bowl for them.

Not based on anything having to do with coaching but just because they liked the guy.
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>>64709088
>beating your child
>a bad thing
Legitimatly the only black father trying to do his job and he gets memed on for it.
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>>64710428

Los Angelos Lombards sounds preddy good
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>>64710422
I dont know why I said that piece of shit game
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>>64710428
It would suck, because it means the end of those GOAT tier uniforms, but they probably should rename the team because 99.5% of the Chargers history happened in San Diego, save for that one year in LA.
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>>64710453
>2 of your illegitimate children get in an argument over a video game
>send one of them to the fuck hospital
>hurr everyone is too soft nowadays, parents need to discipline!
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>>64710345
Me 2 senpai

And I think if McCaron plays well he will stay in.
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>>64710401
lel what
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>>64710479
>not liking spins
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>>64710479
>not having the high ground
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>>64710488
Did I ever tell you that you can tell no one is ever trying to hit each other in the prequels?

Lucas was a good friend.
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>>64709548
I look forward to seeing these for the next 10 years
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Of the four games this weekend, pick one for each.

Reminder of the matchups:
>Chiefs@Texans
>Steelers@Bengals
>Seahawks@Vikings
>Packers@Redskins

Pick one for each category.
>virtual guarantee
>biggest upset alert
>biggest blowout alert
>biggest question mark

My predictions
>Steelers over Bengals
>Seahawks-Vikings
>Packers-Redskins
>Chiefs-Texans
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>>64710557
>Steelers over Bengals
>Texans over Chiefs
>Seahawks over Vikings
>Redskins over Packers
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>>64710432
Fuck man, Matty Ice isn't ugly at all and is a fucking rich and famous athlete. He could have any girl he wants, why would he marry that? Women always punch way above their own weight, so I obviously see why she would take Matt Ryan and run, but why on God's green Earth would he take her?
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>>64710557
>Reminder of the matchups:
>Chiefs@Texans
Texans
>Steelers@Bengals
Steelers
>Seahawks@Vikings
Seahawks
>Packers@Redskins
Redskins
>Pick one for each category.
>virtual guarantee
Seahawks beating the vikings
>biggest upset alert
Redskins beating packers , it is considered a upset apparently
>biggest blowout alert
Seahawks v Vikings
>biggest question mark
Will the bengals handle that steeler's offense?
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>>64710539
who is this weiner cleaner?
>>
How come the playoffs don't want me man?
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>>64710557
>virtual guarantee
Steelers over Bengals
>biggest upset alert
Redskins over Packers
>biggest blowout alert
Seahawks over Vikings
>biggest question mark
Chiefs-Texans
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>>64710557
>virtual guarantee
Vikings beat the Sqwaks
>biggest upset alert
Bengals beat the Stoolers
>biggest blowout alert
Redskins are going to rape the Puckers, especially with how Kirk Cousins has come out of fucking nowhere.
>biggest question mark
Chiefs and Texans. I hope to god the Texans fuck up the Chiefs so bad their shitposters go MIA for at least a few weeks.
>>
>literally 5 (five) days away from Chef/Bungles shitting the bed
Who else is ready for the kekoning?
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>>64710557
Packers - guarantee
Vikings - upset
Chiefs - blowout
Bengals - question
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There is something about Steve Biscotti that makes him look like a representation of the devil

he just genuinely looks a slimy person who does shady things
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>>64710557
>Chiefs@Texans
Virtual guarantee
>Steelers@Bengals
Biggest upset
>Seahawks@Vikings
Biggest blowout alert
>Packers@Redskins
Biggest question mark
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>>64710597
one of the yuri yuri chicks I think
>>64710665
>Steve Biscotti
>Steve Bisciotti came from a working-class Italian-American family in a Baltimore suburb.[5] His parents, Bernard and Patricia Bisciotti, moved to Severna Park, Maryland, in March 1961.

>Growing up, Bisciotti loved sports. His father took the children to Baltimore Orioles and Colts games. In his senior year at Severna Park High School, he played on the football team, though he has said he "hated niggers and would rather watch them kill each other than participate"
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Btw did you guys see 3 of the 4 road teams are favored? The one that isn't, believe it or not, is Green Bay. GB has looked like shit but it's still the fucking Redskins

You like that??????
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>>64710665
Rich Piana isn't looking good.
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>>64710629
>literally being wrong on all four

impressive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4zoTNaQDV0

Name one young QB with more potential than Carr. You literally can't do it.
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>>64710693
2 SCOOPS CMON!
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>mfw Scott Norwood recalls Wide Right on that 30 for 30

That was heartbreaking
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Warrior bench is fucking hard
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>>64710705
>someone is butthurt that someone else doesn't think their team will win

And minus 10 points for using the word "literally", see me after class.
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>>64710741
Which 30-4-30, and is there one with Gary Anderson?
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>>64710759
ah yes all four of my favorite teams :((((

also it's not an incorrect use if (when) all four predictions are wrong-o
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>>64710775
Four Falls of Buffalo, it just got out on Netflix
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>>64710724
blake
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>>64710808
Blake is a AFC South Stat Babby he's gonna be the new Peyton.
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>>64710799
oh hell yes, been waiting for that one to come out a while now. r8?


>>64710791
"literally" is an "epic"-tier word. overused, over-incorrectly-used, exaggerated, and indicative of being a 15-year-old-girl.
Fuck that, it's not even "epic"-tier, it's "moist"-tier. And another 10 points off for trying to justify using it
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someone post the tom brady diet screencap, i want to show it to my dad
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>>64710838
Yeah not only did the AFCE/NFCS get the awesome schedule that was 50% AFCS/NFCS... but those first two divisions aren't exactly great in the first place. The Panthers and Patriots are the only notably above average teams out of all four of those divisions. Jets and Falcons had decent records but those were a product of the schedules.

Seriously half of the NFL got to play eachother for 14/16ths of their schedule while the North/West divisions had to duke it out. Pretty weird separation in SoS that happened this year
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who is the worst qb in the playoffs?
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>>64710861
>tom brady's diet
sorry i don't have any pictures of gisele's dick
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>>64710880
Texans guy
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>>64710861
Why were you bullying sneak
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>>64710880
Brian Hoyer and its not even a fucking contest
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>>64710856
Strong 8/10
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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
>More coaches on the way out for #Colts: Source says TE coach Alfredo Roberts and both secondary coaches Mike Gillhamer & Roy Anderson out
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HOF?
I think so but I'm biased
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>>64710856
i'd give it an 0/4
>>64710881
nice
>>64710910
sneak doesn't have feelings just shitty opinions
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>>64710892
>>64710911
no, it's Bridgewater.
>mfw Garoppolo just wasting away on the bench
>bustwater
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>>64710934
not yet, and probably not except for the team HoF.
>one kicker who didn't play any other position in the league HOF
if anyone, Vinatieri is next
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>>64710864
2016 schedules:

AFC East: AFCN, NFCW
AFC North: AFCE, NFCE
AFC South: AFCW, NFCN
AFC West: AFCS, NFCS
NFC East: NFCN, AFCN
NFC North: NFCE, AFCS
NFC South: NFCW, AFCW
NFC West: NFCS, AFCE
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>>64710938
top jej
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>>64708142
>>64708331
>>64708382
>>64708467
>>64708581
You are all cancer. Tripfags are all equally shit.
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>>64710941
>Pretending to be a vikes fan this hard.
Teddy's been picking it up and he's still young, relax.
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>>64710972
hoo boy. fun year for the Pats
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>>64710972
AFC East on suicide watch
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>>64710972
>NFC North gets NFC East and AFC South

IT CONTINUES.

>NFC South gets NFCW and AFCW

Panthers not winning 15 games next year lol
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>>64710938
Sneak is my friend
>>64710961
Vinatieri is definitely in
I think with a couple more years he could maybe get in
Especially with winning two owls in a row ;)
>>64710996
Right?
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>>64710880
1.B****
2.Russlel
3.I really really like women
4.$cam DABFAG
5.Muh ACL Man
6.Big Rape
7.Captain checkdown
8.Reed Babby
9..Le Bald Concussion Man
10.Bustwater/Black Smeth
11.Assweiler
12.Jesus Tat
13.5head HGH Babby
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>>64711001
>pretending
he fucking sucks m8, I deleted all his pics
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>>64710972
>AFC West: AFCS, NFCS
Either the raiders or cheifs become the most dominate team in football or the panthers go undefeated
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>>64710251
This guy gets it. It's really funny how truly pissed off you guys get when we meme the fuck out. I've been a Chiefs fan for years and our pure unabashed dedication to shitposting couldn't make me any prouder
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>>64710934
>>64710961
He's broken like every record there is, and he's won a superbowl.
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so is Manziel done?
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WHATS THE BEST SPAGHETTI SAUCE?
GETTING REAL TIRED OF DISAPPOINTMENT HERE.
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>>64711010
sneak is no one's friend
>>64711023
assuming #9 is hoyer, he's worse than bridgewater and brock imo
>>64711061
johnny manziel is done, but the career of billy manziel is just beginning
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>>64711079
Hunts and add 2 cans of El Pato. Yellow can with a duck on it. Thank me later
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If you were starting a team today, who would be your starter and why?

Wilson, Newton or Luck?
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>>64711079

the kind spilled by the vikings
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>>64711061
Poor Billy
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>>64711079
Ketchup works best m8, but only if it's room temp
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>>64711039
That bastard. How dare he help the Vikings win their first division title in 7 years.
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>>64711023
>No AJ Green Ginger Babby
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>>64711098
Luck, the other two are team babbies
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>>64711060
Two superbowls*
>>64711081
Sneak has great, insightful posts that I love
>>64711098
ITALIAN STALLION
T
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>>64711096
I don't think they sell el pato nationwide, do they? at least, I couldn't find any when I went up to washington.
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>>64711098
Either Wilson or Newton. Just flip a coin

They don't turn the ball over as much, can use their legs, and are relatively low injury risks
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>>64711060
again, there's only one "true" kicker in the Hall. It'll be a long time before more than only the absolutely most elite guys get in.

The Gost/Tucker/Bailey generation have been pretty elite, but there was a period of about 5 years where the kicking records were being broken left and right.

The longer XP might make a small difference for Hall voting purposes later on, but until the voters loosen up their standards and/or change the voting process, I wouldn't bet on Gost making the Hall.
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>>64711079
>not buying Classico
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>>64711098
Wilson
He can throw the ball better and smarter than cam
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>>64710724
He's so freaking cute, he won't even swear.

how can you not love based Carr?
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>>64711111

the queens could have had any chucklefuck ranging from blaine gabbert to nick foles at QB and the result would have been the same

bustwater will be gone within two years
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>>64711133
And Gost has broken all of those records outside of "longest kick"
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>>64711111
nice digits

It's getting hard to watch man
>missing every deep ball
>left handed passes
>taking the checkdown crown
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>>64711098
Wilson, he's never been injured unlike those two clowns. Which is hilarious considering their both bigger than him.
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>>64711127
you have poor post taste then i guess
>>64711133
fun fact: only 3 active kickers have never missed an extra point
2 of them are tucker and bailey
can you guess the 3rd (it's not gost)
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>6 of the first 7 Lion losses were to playoff teams
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>>64711130
http://www.walmart.com/ip/El-Pato-Salsa-De-Chile-Fresco-Sauce-734-oz/10313668

Looks like Walmart carries it. >>64711079
two cans of this.And your regular spaghetti sauce you are good to go.
>>
>>64709213
it would give more of an edge cause he can also play as a receiver, where as DWill is mostly for check downs, I love the fact that >we will have both for next year, no matter how this year turns out, assuming bell gets healthy by preseason
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>>64711173

>getting swept by the viqueens for any reason whatsoever
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>>64711098
W I L S O N

I

L

S

O

N
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>>64707543

so ratbirds, what's it like to have a losing season?
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>>64711098
Wilson has never missed a game or practice and he has ascended beyond Super Sayain this season

so him.
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>>64711112
he's not playing
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>>64711161
Show some patience. It is it's own reward. Teddy will become what he needs to be. Remember he hasn't even played two whole seasons yet and not everybody is gonna be Russell Wilson in year 2.
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>>64709565
>not "Los Sangeltonio"
>>
Bengals are da bomb
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>>64708533

damn he is a dwarf, is Wilson like 5'5?
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>>64711242
he's 5'11"
>>
>letting a baseball guy run your team

how can one team be so incompetent
>>
>>64711111
QUINTS CONFIRM. Teddy's based

>>64711154
I don't disagree that he's worthy, just that unless he has a few transcending, clutch moments like playoff Vinatieri then I doubt he'll get in given the Hall's incredibly high standards. Plus he's only, what, 30? He's easily got 10 more years left in him at this rate.

>>64711166
billy cundiff
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>>64711270
Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qrW1mdRmQ
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>>64711242
He's 5'10 barefoot.
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>>64711224
>Show some patience
I have and will, but when you see Carr and Bortles tearing shit it feels bad.
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>>64711208
>getting swept by the Ravens
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>>64711288
close, he missed one in 2003
>>64711289
need to add the will hill block 6 to this
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>>64711289
Can't wait for them to update this video with the Billy saga.
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>>64711289
>we have no place to go but up
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjuWxy_VqzQ
>Vikings fan
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>>64711317
>close
are you shitting me? then idk, some sneaky-good guy on a mildly-relevant team
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>>64708012
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>>64711299
Ah, yes. And yet for all their stats, they are at home. The tortoise and the hare my friend, the tortoise and the hare.
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>>64711376
nick folk desu
which is funny because his fg% is actually pretty bad
>>64711407
except bridgewater isn't the reason you're in the playoffs friend
>>
>>64711355
Whoever this fan is, they have exquisite taste in waifu's. Miki is best idol.
>>
>>64711407
muh wins make me a good QB meme
>>
>>64711419
>Nick Folk joined the NFL in 2007

damn seems like he's been around way longer than that
>>
>>64709689

>muh donald

the DPOTY isn't chosen by PFF dicksuckers. JJ watt has outplayed him in every way
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>>64711419
ah yes, I was gonna guess him, couldn't remember the name though so I blanked.
also you triggered me for reminding me of the "pushing penalty" game in 2013.
>>
>>64711419
He is A reason. He is moving at an acceptable pace. His contemporaries will flame out and hit a ceiling because they improved too quickly and gained and refined bad habits because of it. Teddy, meanwhile, will methodically improve. One should not be like fire, one should be like water.
>>
>>64711471

meant to quote

>>64709656
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>>64711307
it's ok, there is always next year, hopefully we will split again and settle the tiebreaker in the playoffs like a couple of years ago, I love those games
>>
Let's settle this once and for all.

Who's going to win the Owl?
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>>64711437
Are they not there to win?
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>>64710972
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>>64710432
explains a lot really
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>>64711511
Chiefs
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>>64711512
Wins are a team stat you idiot
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>>64711511
the Patriots
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>>64709707

current QB: 9/10
starting QB: qt/10
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>>64711511
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>>64711512
>Ted Ginn is an elite WR he won 15 games
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>>64711079

just tried Barilla
>italy's #1 brand of pasta sauce

6/10
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>>64711466
prolly because most kickers have indeed been around forever
vinny is 1996, seabass is 2000
matt bryant is 2002
>>64711471
>>64711495
i agree completely
people like to hate on watt because he's a meme or whatever and he has commercials, but he is the best defensive player in the NFL
they could give him the award every year and it'd be deserved
>>64711492
you've got some nice metaphors, but the vikings are winning and teddy happens to be there, they're not winning because he's the one there
>>64711553
>michael oher is the best LT in the nfl he won 15 games
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>>64711565
>best defensive player in the NFL
>leaves gaping holes in run defense every play when he runs 8 yards downhill

nope
>>
>>64711565

I agree. I had to come to terms with this with Geno Atkins breakout season a couple years ago. If not for Watt Geno would have had it
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>>64711511
Seachickens
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>>64711544
Why do the Seahawks have to be so fucking cool? I want to hate them but they just have an undeniable swagger.
>>
>>64711574
This is what Jared Allen did for years, Sacks don't mean much when you get taken out of the most of the time.
>>
I don't think I've ever seen a black person eat yogurt until Cam Newton started doing those commercials
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>>64711605
he never was either
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>>64711136
The Italian Sausage one is dank
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>>64708047
AHAHAHAHAHA The shitty city of Houston WILL NEVER HAVE A DYNASTY!!
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>>64711574
>Irishman talking out of their ass
how ironic
>>64711575
>tfw fletcher cox will always be the second best or worse at his position unless watt dies
feels bad mang
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>>64711621
yeah, i was agreeing with you. Some of these sack numbers guys are a huge liability half of the time.
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>>64711597
>pete carroll is the oldest coach in the NFL now that coughlin is gone
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>>64711646
you should get a new trip after your meltdown.
>>
What team does each trip root for?
>>
>>64708047
Need an actual quarterback first
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>>64711646
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>>64711597
They are cool. Just not the coolest.
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>>64711657
That's why I love Terrell Suggs so much. Guy actually plays the run instead of going in for the QB every play.
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>>64711672
why?
>>64711699
>here's a screencap of one play i found
watt had a run stop percentage of 10.6% last year, 5th in the league
>>
>>64711709
Which is why I mentioned J.Allen. Put up big sack numbers with the Vikings but left huge holes on his side all the time.

Suggs is never gonna be the same. Sorry
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>>64711665
wow. never would have guessed that he is actually older than Belichick.
>Pete is 64
>Bill is 63
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>Hayley Atwell is from Kansas City

Welp, it's over guys.

The Chefs have the power of the Tit Queen behind them
>>
>>64711672
My nigga didn't meltdown, dawg
>>
>>64711692
I feel like this "Tripfag Team Index" idea has been done, but I haven't seen one.
>>
>>64711699
that's an obvious draw play retard

>>64711762
Yeah, I think he may have one or 2 more years left but he's never going to be a double digit sack guy again. He should still be able to play the run though, he just won't have that burst to be a pass rusher like he used to be.
>>
>>64711756
>why?
sneak is just sneak. I understand where you were coming from though.

I'd rather read a snek post than yours, shit gets annoying when you constantly quote 5 different posts.
>>
>>64711756
>arguing with sneak
You're pretty dumb. Might as well just shout at a ficas, you'd get the same result.
>>
Browns insiders hint that Tony LaRussa will be the next HC
>>
>>64711798
The hell is that? Never heard of it
>>
>>64711826
kek

>>64711833
wouldn't surprise me if that were true
>>
>>64711788
<3
who are you rooting for in the postseason? obv not the r*******
cards?
>>64711811
then filter me i guess, idc
>>64711826
like i said earlier, it was just venting
i don't expect to get anything from the /nfl/ equivalent of trying to get blood from a stone
>>
>>64711798
I've never seen anyone actually do it, but I remember people joking about creating a database to archive a working list of everything revealed about tripfags. like where they live, what's known about their family, what kind of jobs they have, etc.

to my knowledge it was never actually done though because that would be pretty autistic and cringey.
>>
So does the new Browns coach last one or two seasons before they blow it up and start it all over again? Those guys go faster than drummers in Spinal Tap
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>playing Madden on ps4 online
>opponent chooses Vikings
>goes 3 and out
>decides to go for it on 4th down
>gets sacked
>"your opponent has quit"
>send him message
>"I didn't know we were playing a Vikings playoff simulation"
>no response yet

rekt and kekt
>>
>>64711904
I think god just hates cleveland

he probably wont last the whole season
>>
>>64711692
>>64711868
yeah I'm kinda reminded of UTV's stalker if it's anything beyond team
>>
>>64711914
nice blog
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>>64711914
Reason Madden online blows donkey dicks, everyone just quits.
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>>64711914
you shreked and rekt his ass bro, ebin
>>
>>64711914
>>
>>64711931
My old lady is such a pain in the ass, starting to envy the neets.
>>
>>64711920
Lol fucking utv
Classic shit.

Anyone got pics of that journal?
>>
>>64711954
>envy the neets
don't believe their lies. Their lives will end in depression and desperation
>>
>>64711915
I'll give him 2
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>all these teams interviewing Marrone for a head coach position
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>>64711700
Meme Team

More Bandwagoners are coming outta the woodwork every minute
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>>64711983
I'm showing my age

Yeah I've been around since 2012 atleast
>>
>>64711915
Its bad enough they have to live in Ohio but they are stuck with shit teams like the browns and bengals. If they weren't such ass holes I'd probably feel bad for them
>>
If someone were to make a ravens wallpaper what players should be on it?

Flacco
Suggs
Jimmy Smith
SSS

is that it?
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>>64708316
>Significant caveats are in order here: No evidence has emerged linking Jeter to performance-enhancing drugs, and Sly did not connect him to banned substances, although he boasted of helping other athletes obtain them. And a connection to Sly, Riley or anyone else is hardly proof of any wrongdoing.
>>
>>64712009
they're not a meme team, but anyone who thinks this is cool pic or these are cool uniforms is under aged.
>>
>>64712012
I'd shove a football up my ass if that wasn't UTV himself. I refuse to believe someone can be that fucking crazy
>>
>>64712018
Ray I didn't kill anyone and wear more fedoras than bronies Lewis
>>
>>64711636
We'll have a dynasty when JJ's done sacking your mum.
>>
>>64712037
i think he means current players otherwise le ice up man wouldn't be there
>>
>>64712034
Still man. 97 pages. Have you read the thing?

It's fucking crazy. Even if it was utv, utv has problems
>>
>>64712018
>overrated overpaid man
>overrated oldfag
>always hurt can't cover cooper man
>oldfag who is ded
>>
>>64711636
Just think if JJ Watt was on a semi decent team he could actually win something someday
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>>64712051
I remember reading that shit like what the fuck
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>>64712018
based Landry's Balls made one already. It's supposed to be Ray Lewis' ghost looking down on them all
>>
>>64712012
is the URL still active?
>>
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>>64712076
honestly how mad does this make you
>>
>>64711904
they don't have a coach yet. They have an accountant and a baseball guy in the front office, and are looking for a coaching staff.

>not from theonion.com
>>
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14509701&ex_cid=SportsnationTW&sf18256273=1

damn dude...how can you hate tom after watching this
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>>64712104
>>
What is the eye test? What does it mean?
>>
>>64712092
I wanted to be the first to it damn famalam
>>
What better way to cap off the monumental Superbowl 50 than handing it off to the golden boy Peyton himself. This shit is rigged.
>>
>>64712089
good stuff
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>>64711914
>Finally got a PS4

>Only games are FIFA 16 and Unchartered Collection

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>64712126
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
>#Pats QB Tom Brady has been downgraded to out #Shocker
>>
>>64712093
http://pdfsr.com/pdf/the-philmarilion

Try this one

For those who came after 2012-2013

Utv was a poster on sp. he apparently had a stalker. 97 pages of pure insanity

If it was utv or not doesn't matter. When you read the thing it's very unsettling even for 4chan
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>>64712116
Who hates Tom besides Patsfags?

>that Eli tearing up
>>
>>64712093
http://per.vyrd.net/of/utv.pdf
>>
>>64710688
Maryland will do that to a person
>>
>>64712158
FUUUUUUCK
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>>64712126
Landry was doing requests in the offseason, think I have a few more but I'll have to check. He also made this one on my request and it always makes me smile

>>64712154
get Fallout nigga
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>>64712158
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>>64712158
-1/10 didn't even check
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>>64712194
>get Fallout
>not Bloodborne
>>
Is Austin leaving Detroit? Will cooter stay as OC?

The Lions will maul the NFC Least next season and ziggy ansah will tear romos shattered collarbone out of his body and ram the jagged bone shard up dez cryants ass
>>
>>64712158
So one and done for the pats?
>>
>>64712210
The hell is going on in that image?
>>
>>64712210
Bloodborne is a shitty, overrated game FaM
>>
>>64712229
>Austin
If they were smart head would be their next HC. A Caldwell led team will never do anything.
>>
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>>64712161
I've read it before but I'm losing my shit at the Big Iron song
>>
>>64711854
Hey, stop being a dick to sneak
>>
BRADY IS OUT

PATSFAGS BTFO
12-5 BEFORE THE GAME STARTED
>>
>>64712278
this
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>>64709171
>I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this

Why?

Nobody cares.
>>
>>64712269
Thats my dream, but people are claiming he will stay because he's too inexperienced as a coach. Considering he was supposedly a finalist for Atlantas job last year, he's probably gone this year which sucks. I don't want to break up Austin and Cooter, sounds like a kickass buddy cop show
>>
How many of you would be legit happy it Peyton rides of into the sunset?
>>
>>64712302
no idea, I haven't seen that trip in months. Some other trip got so rectal ravaged that he is posting as anon
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>>64712280
Proof? It would be fucking poetry if suh took out brady
>>
Oh god once the chefs and bungles both go one and done the memes will be so dank
>>
>>64712158
Fake tho
>>
>>64712332
I would, as long as it's not at the expense of >my team
>>
>>64712362
>chiefs
>one and done like the Indians at little bighorn
Kek
>>
>>64712347
>DHIS 2
>da Big Lebowski
>dankey kang
10/10
>>
>>64709171
Not accurate for at least one team any more. Probably more than that
>>
>>64712278
>>
>>64712012
I remember this. I wasn't a tripfag then it was so WTF
>>
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d80a95089/article/brady-to-have-seasonending-knee-surgery-will-be-placed-on-ir
>>
>>64712443
it's time to stop posting
>>
>>64712457
Yeah you weren't around for a lot of stuff, you've only been tripping for like a couple weeks, dumbshit.
>Look at me! Look how oldfag I am! That makes me cool, guys!
>>
>>64712475
thanks for the friendly advice
>>
Requesting new thread in honor of the jags
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>>64712494
then do something useful and make a new thread.
>>
anyone keeping track of the declared underclassmen?
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>>64712461
>>
NEW THREAD NOW
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>>64712534
here ya go
>>64712575
>>64712575
>>64712575
>>64712575
>>64712575
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>>64710557
cant believe people are picking vikings over seahawks

did you see them play each other...
>>
>>64711098
wilson is statistically better than both of them. he just has fewer total yards/touchdowns than luck because his team has had way less passing plays.

hes also won a superbowl and came within a few yards of winning it the next year

people call him a team babby but its his defense and running back that are awesome. the team has terrible receivers and piss poor pass protection, which would be the positions that would make him look good.

if he can put up those numbers throwing to doug baldwin and kearse, he can do it anywhere
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