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Post your autistic ufc 200 cards with only slav fighters
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
Muh kicks hue
Cuck french faggot meme
Muh beats jobbers
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
When is Floyd going to man up and fight Conor?
Miopic V Werdum
V tony ferguson
Rick story V gunnar nelson
Whoever the fuck just beat larkin
>wanting Conor to be heem'd that bad
Don't worry la, Edgar will fuck his fucking shit up next fight. No need for you to want a black bull to literally assrape Conor with superior mewvment
Do you think based Filthy can heem Weidman and Rockcuck?
I definitely think so desu
Has anyone here ever tasted pickled herring?
Basically irish outside wessex and londonstan
>she should be focusing her entire game on initiating a standing clinch
She tried to box with Holly for the first 2 minutes of the fight and got lit up. She fell back on her judo and it got countered, and she even got taken down once. She was outclassed literally everywhere.
>on paper she should own the clinch.
You can be the best clincher in the world, but if someone out there knows how to counter it, there's nothing you can do. That's all Ronda ever had, clinching people then judo throwing them. The Bethe fight gave her over-confidence in her boxing, those 34 seconds were awful even though she won, but dick riders, casuals and Joe Rogan called her Mike Tyson.
That was only 3 minutes into the fight and she looked haggard and tired already cause her coach proudly admitted she never weight trains or does any running.
This literally had nothing to do with being a "rockstar" or her busy schedule. She was just exposed everywhere.
>/heem/ slav edition
Oh, I am laffin. Good job OP!
Cured and salted slab of pigs fat. Its surprisingly good despite its appearance.
When does she get another fight?
Yeah, "mlevena paprika", its like ground dried peppers. It's basically like bacon just, kinda "thicker". It's good. We eat it in the winter most often with garlic or onions, some eat it with apples or potatoes. Ukranians love the fuck out of that shit you know.
>Sakuraba, Bas Rutten, and mystery fighters
Who are the mystery fighters going to be? Hopefully they dont try to pull any more meme shit like the bruce lee shit. i want more legends.
>For the swede and britbro that talked about shifting in boxing
It seems someone was dropping in on the convo. Fightland just made a blogpost about shifting in MMA. I got gut checked hard trying it out in boxing practice, but it did throw everyones game off. People just aren't aware of it as much or at all.
>inb4 the entirety of /heem/ practices shifting and mewment and becomes 1337
Slanina is basically bacon. You have: slanina, sapunjara (bacon with a lot of fat) and salo (just fat).
I don't know. Maybe to get a healthy chub on in the winter? Its basically like a "winter food" but you can eat it whenever really. I like to eat it with boiled eggs, but not a lot of people do that tho I don't know why.
Same serb bro who would derail threads (in a good way) with philosophy in the pre-/heem/ days? shiiiet good to see you're still around. I remember talking about serb girls with you.
To stay on-topic, when sparring I always got teep'd when i tried shifting. It worked when stalking down less experienced fighters who instinctively retreated backwards at the first sign of aggression, but could never get it down with the more experienced lads. They always had hard counters ready.
How would these following strikes rank in terms of the pain of receiving them?
>outside leg kick
>inside leg kick
>shovel hook to the body
>punch to the thigh
>knee to the solar plexus
>do teeps hurt?
>front snap kick to the gut
>reverse hammer fist to the ribs
Now that Maywather is retired, think he's looking to invest some money into the sport of MMA?
Cause lets be honest if he's smart and if he can make money off of anything he'll probably invest in it
Holy shoyt, you were here for that? That was with Lithcuck and a poland. I still have the memery saved from that time somewhere.
>I remember talking about serb girls with you.
To stay on topic: Shifting leaves you exposed if the timing is bad. I have the same mindset about them as with low kicks. If you don't set it up, you just get figured out fast. But if you do set it up nice, you have an ace in your sleeve. I haven't tried shifting in a kickboxing sparring yet. Only boxing.
teeps and knees hurt the most senpai
Inside leg kick from a southpaw
Rest hurt as much as they normally do
One leg kick stings, a few in a row and it just gets worse and worse
>you will never have sledgehammers for fists
>you will never be ice cold without the assistance of cryotherapy
Yeah, I was posting from a UK ip (on holiday from med school atm). I had a serb gf who was a bit crazy but i picked up some serbian from her, ljubavi moja.
We also reminisced about where we were the night fedor lost.
And at every PPV where the person we were rooting for lost, you'd say "fuck this, time to get drunk"
Yes, poor timing and conditioning is a recipe for disaster, probably telegraphed my shift a mile off.
Speaking of Fedor, what did people here think of Rizin? I liked DREAM and Sengoku, is it worth investing time into this?
a 10/10 is a full wince, 1/10 is comfortable
>>outside leg kick
>>inside leg kick
>>shovel hook to the body
>>punch to the thigh
>>knee to the solar plexus
>>do teeps hurt?
>>front snap kick to the gut
>>reverse hammer fist to the ribs
Oh, shit! I remember. Yea, yea I remember the talk about the girl as well. Holy shit, how long ago was that? Fuck me ded time has passed quick.
As far as RIZIN goes, well, look if you liked PRIDE, you'll like RIZIN. Its a mix of good (juiced to the gills fights), some freakfights, some severe beatdowns etc. Its a mix of everything. Liking it is a guilty pleasure considering how shit Gabi/Bob/Akebono/Aerts fared.
That being said, I'm gonna tune in for the second card.
I think she got them fixed though? She talked about how swimming had to be done as main-conditioning because of this I think. I definitely saw her running in some pre-fight hypeshow.
>>outside meme kick
>>inside meme kick
>>shovel meme to the body
>>punch to the meme
>>knee to the solar memeus
>>do memes hurt?
>>front snap meme to the meme
>>reverse hammer meme to the ribs
literally condit tier striking
>livershot hurting less than a knee to the solarplexus
in what world
Must have been about 3 or 4 years now. Shitpost on sherdog all month and then tune in to /sp/ for fight night. Get disappointed by PPV and cry to old PRIDE tapes. Repeat. Time has indeed passed quickly, seems like yesterday.
Excellent, I'll make sure to download that as soon as I get some decent internet when I'm back in the UK. BUT tell me this, was Michael Schiavello commentating? He is the answer to Rogaine's spewing of nonsense.
I just hope it doesn't fold in a year like all the other PRIDE 2.0's, tbqhwufam
Oh, shit, no, no. No fucking way has it been that long. Has it? Please tell me it hasn't.
I don't know about Schiavello because it aired live on TV here but it had russian commentary. I never even realized to check who did the english color commentary for RIZIN. They got the Pride lady back tho. And a few we-probably-don't-have-the-right-to-use-this song that was used in Pride.
Skip to 9:35
>right in the jimmies
You are that sterotypical delusional Conor hating internet clown who doesnt know shit about skill or combat sports. You give Conor's opponents all the credit in the world, YET refuse to give Conor, the one out classing them, any kind of credit. How does your mind even work like that? Delusional. You are a joke with ZERO capacity to be reasonable or give Conor any credit. Conor was always on another level in skill and IQ. BTW, Frankie's IQ is nothing special. Look how a low level boxer like Maynard was able to anticpate Frankie's lateral movement, punch ahead of him to where he would circle toward and catch him multiple times with the same set ups. Conor is on another level of skill to not just them both but to everyone and will out class Edgar just like he has everyone else. Newsflash, All of Edgar's movement is unnecessary and is to simply disguise his basic rushes. His boxing isnt good enough on its own. Edgar gets predictable as he needs to stop and plant his feet to throw in between all that movement. Skilled opponents will pick up on that give away inbetween his movement & time him. Also when Frankie starts getting jammed with kicks he will just rush in with no set ups. Conor will tear Frankie up with kicks from long range, force Edgar's rushes and jam them with ruthless counters...or Conor will time Frankie's patterns - pick up on when Frankie starts to plant his feet to throw inbetween the movement and time him at those moments. Frankie's only shot is to try and win on Takedowns. Conor is on another level. Conor also has the skills to soundly beat RDA and I can breakdown the how and why in another post if you like. But funny how Edgar has "unmatched IQ" yet hes been beaten, dropped etc...yet Conor has never been out struck & yet hes the one with holes or inferior IQ? Like I said you internet Conor haters are delusional freaks who proclaim other fighters whove been out struck/beaten/dropped/KOd as better. Your Conor hate blinds you to reality.
plz link to the actual video, not le ironic /b/ 420 noscope montage
...wait a second....
>those drum grills
Well this is fun! Lets keep watching
>whats this weird feeling in my chest? Why are my eyes raining
Why are we still here Serb bro? Just to suffer? Every night I see those old fights. The memories that i've lost...the comrades that I've lost...it won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?
iktf bro, it just hit me now when talking about old times in this thread. Expected may mays, not existential feels. If you have a drink lying around, take a shot on my behalf brother.
It's cool that you saw it live, bet you were excited about Saku vs Aoki, even though it was inevitably be one-sided in favour of Aoki. I'm glad they're using big names for big draws.
>You know we always like to use the term "once in a lifetime"? Once in a lifetime does not apply to Rhonda Rousey. It's once ever. IN HUMAN HISTORY There has never been a woman like her. Her ability to not just beat mediocre fighters, but destroy them. She is like a superhero, I mean she really is a freak of existence. When Rhonda Rousey leaves this sport you may never see someone like her again. Not just in MMA, but in ANY sport.
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The uncanny valley is a hypothesis in the field of aesthetics which holds that when features look and move almost, but not exactly, like natural beings, it causes a response of revulsion among some observers.
Sakuraba said at The New Year Special Superfantastic Incredible! Wrestle Kingdom At the Tokyo Dome International Clash of Champions New Japan Pro Wrestling King of Sports X that he was paid 11 thousand bucks for the EA game. Something about how UFC owns his likeness. Hopefully Dana takes throws him some money.
>Rousey/Holm was supposed to be the great finale of the movie
>there were film crews present
>it obviously was supposed to end with Honda overcoming her greatest challenge ever
>she got embarassed
I can't wait for the movie tbch
>Well meme'd, rematches play out the exact same way except for extremely close fights.
Chupame la pija negro puto de mierda :^)
Will Robbie Lawler be the first fighte to go Benoit? All those punches to the head has made his brain jelly.
>5 minute 30 second mile in high school
will the UFC ever get REAL athletes?
You're probably just messing but it'll help those who seriously don't know too so what the heck. Benoit was a wrestler who took a few too many bumps to the head and ended up killing his family and then himself. His brain basically turned to mush
The worlds most famous cuck collaborated with Bjj scout to do the second part of their Dom Cruz breakdown.
Part 2: http://youtu.be/HNp3NmM9180
Here is the first part if you haven't seen it. Worth watching. https://youtu.be/_qPtYaBY1V8
>Chris Benoit, a 40-year old veteran professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), killed his wife Nancy Benoit and strangled their seven-year-old son Daniel before hanging himself.
>Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including brain damage, steroid abuse, and a failing marriage
He had inducosis
What makes Luke qualified to talk about things like this? Yes he covers MMA. And has watched MMA for years. But he's never even been in a fight. All he does is BJJ and was in the Navy. At least Rogan has practiced martial arts and fought once or twice.
He's all torso. He has a very strange upper body.
>thinking Rogan is qualified to to talk about MMA because of 'fights' he's been in
The guy was in a couple of kickboxing matches like 25 years ago. As far as I know he has never competed in BJJ despite holding 2 black belts.
Yes, I hate him and subscribe to Rogan Watch.
>thinking someone with zero (0) black belts can talk shit about someone with 2 in different disciplines
Rogan would crush you m8
He didn't get his BJJ black belt until he was 44, and he's usually busy being high recording a podcast or touring doing comedy. He's already well past his physical prime and it's obvious he doesn't have the time required to dedicate and train for a BJJ competition
Fighters get analyst/commentator jobs because it's the best way to make money once their fight career is done. NFL does the same thing for its athletes.
I think it's good they're given a chance. If they suck so what, shelf them. Tyron Woodley for example is terrible at it and should be shelved indefinitely.
Still, you would think someone holding the highest distinction of a martial arts discipline would have competed in that discipline, no? No matter how busy he is with his 'comedy'. I would think competition would be a way of regulating black belts and keeping it a noteworthy distinction. That way you don't disgrace the title like many universities do by giving idiots like Susan Boyle honorary doctorates
Yeah but the guy is nearly 50 now, how many people that old compete in the highest level of competition in any martial arts discipline?
>I would think competition would be a way of regulating black belts
The process of regulating black belts is the multi-year process it takes to get one
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>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
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>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
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>Not to look cool, I'm just trying to dye my hair - I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks
Whilst he brought up the subject of what people think
Is there a bigger loser than Schaub?
what is this /b/astard bullshit about rousey and hiv diagnosis
She doesn't have Andre PEDerneiras as her head coach.
>tfw you cover your stomach with a shirt now because self conscious because no more PED's
Dear Mr.May weather,
I read the other day that you think racism still exists because I talk shit and am loved but when you did it you were hated...would you like a pad or a tampon? The difference between you and me buddy is that I'm IRISH and you are not. When I fight men,women,children,cats and dogs stop for my fights. Forget using skin colour as an excuse!!
Also the reason why I am loved is because I have never stepped down to a fight...I am not a man who picks and chooses his fights out of fear. You ruined your legacy to a certain degree because you didn't have the balls to fight Manny for years...excuse after excuse is what the fans kept hearing from you and now your angry your not loved? Who was the man you fought after Manny?? I don't think a lot of people out there know because it was one of the worst pay per view ratings of all time. Just remember this...you can have all the money and power in the world and drive all the fastest cars but like I said before precision beats power and timing beats speed wink emoticon enjoy yourself buddy yeah..ya little bitch
Love the man you want to be,
Heeminder to train in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum.
Thinking about training MMA, I've done boxing/thaiboxing for a few years but never anything grappling based. Should I go for BJJ first and then MMA or?
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>decide to watch some fights from the 200 to 200 playlist
>start with "UFC 6 FOTN: Oleg Taktarov vs Tank Abbott" because I've seen the others already
>a gassed tank abbot has been literally lying on top of a gassed oleg taktarov for 10 minutes, with BJM making empty "fight or I'll stand you up" threats
>Lellenburger on prelims
I doubt it. They were prepping him for an analyst job. But word is he wanted to keep fighting.
Also I think Bader is gonna beat Rumble desu senpai. But he will not get the title shot ever.
roid gut or no, i'd still split little Claudia in half with my viking dick
seriously, look at this shit
>Cuckenberger relegated to prelims to make room for Northcutt
>Bader beats all the black guys
>Gus can FINALLY become champ
PLEASE BADER DO IT
>No worries, as Ryan is no longer hung up on getting a shot at the coveted belt.
Bader has accepted he'll never get the shot
>tfw Gus would have beat Rumble if he didnt have that fucking retarded coach in his corner telling him what to do in english
I heard BJJ is easiest on the body (depends on training partner tho) and is the most chess like martial arts. Also this: http://www.samharris.org/blog/item/the-pleasures-of-drowning.
>tfw Gus would have beat Rumble if....
Keep telling yourself that
Rumble has shit cardio despite being on every PED in the book like the rest of the blackzilians.
she got within 4 seconds of a 6'1 african american gentlemen that record is ridiculous
Why do they choose to bombard the fighters with all these questions after they've just been through hell and back? Robbie does not look pleased at all, and for good reason.
I'm not from /pol/ though, just having a laugh at you.
Literally every board has a laugh at your refugee "crisis".
I'm not denying anything you say, but in those days you had a lot more room to experiment with PEDs, that's why there are so many records that never got broken from that time.
I'm ok with it though, i don't give a fuck about the ethics of steroid use.
Rumble Johnson: Pay us like MLB stars and we won't have to use performance-enhancing drugs
Are you still saying Rumble doesnt use PEDS?¨
What do you guys define as a true P4P fight?
Because even if you happen to have two fighters at the same weight when they enter the cage they'll likely have different heights and reaches and likely cut from different weights to begin with
Dextromethorphan has also found numerous other uses in medicine, ranging from pain relief
At doses three to 10 times the recommended therapeutic dose:
Feelings of increased strength
I had the euphoria and very mild nausea.
A feeling of everything being ok and happiness and other things, but i couldn't even walk, i had to stay down because i would just fall to the ground.
I was great 8/10.
holy fuck that's funny. I had a feeling it wouldn't work out for him.
it wasn't a good idea in the first place, dropping weight class when you get older.
Give me one example of an enjoyable GSP title fight.
he dominated the competition so hard, I wouldn't even call them 'fights'
According to Super Calo Manziel has been spotted at UFC HQ. Any truth to that?
Sun was walkin2 octagan wit dad n they were walkin da rode.
Sum sed "dad am I yur boy"
he said "NO.."
da boy cryed N ran in cage da rode b4 da rockman came on the sine.
Dad was cryin and went to pic up son body.
Son was heem.
he whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey u r still my boy"
daniel "the cuck" cormier beat 4 guys on this list when they were steroids
dc is actually an amazing fighter believe it or not, i think he fits better in hw than he does in lhw,
and i said top contenders meaning werdum velasquez pre-rape jds and maaaaybe miocic, they would all murder jones
>and i said top contenders meaning werdum velasquez pre-rape jds and maaaaybe miocic, they would all murder jones
so just 39 year old werdum and cain would murder him
you're losing confidence in that statement fast
um yeah he s not going to fight roy fucking nelson for the title he's going to fight werdum or cain thats why i mentioned them
>mister eyepoke is the best eva i jus dont wanna explain why
Your guess could be right, but I don't see any reason to think Jones will get murdered by those guys
ffs they won't even have a height or reach advantage, he's more athletic than any of them, he's in his prime, he's never looked bad in a fight
>Has Jones lost a round to anyone ever? Maybe, maybe 1 to DC.
gus fucked his ass up and gus was also the first fighter jones didn't have a massive size advantage over, how the fuck do you think he's going to survive in the heavyweight division where size isn't an issue? his reach is still going to be better than anyone but he's going to lose his speed and he can be knocked out in 1
>heavyweight division where size isn't an issue
You need to fact check, Jones has an advantage on everyone outside of Struve.
> he's going to lose his speed and he can be knocked out in 1
Lose his speed? How do you figure? He's in his prime right now.
>You need to fact check, Jones has an advantage on everyone outside of Struve.
i said massive size advantage over he'll have a size advantage just not a hulking one like he's got now
>Lose his speed? How do you figure? He's in his prime right now.
jones said 240lbs would be ideal for him if he fought at heavyweight can he move faster at 240lbs than he is moving now? i dont get all the troll replies
Can any of the Jones dickriders here think of a possibility in which he could lose to a heavyweight fighter?
A lot of the hype around him seems to be blind fanboying
>MFW I'm going to start a tren dbol cycle this year
nah ur just not trying to see my point but rather trying to win a retarded argument on an anime imageboard, you know im trying to say he will move slower with more weight on him just get to the fucking point
Heavyweights are slower than light heavyweights
this is what im saying just couldnt get it across very well, its kinda similar to mcgregor where fighting at lightweight will be much more difficult for him because its his natural weight class, jones doesnt belong in light heavyweight he s fucking massive all im trying to say is if we took him out of lhw and put him in hw like right now he'd be in for a big shock like the gus fight
instead im getting a bunch of pointless replies