/heem/ slav edition

All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme

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What went wrong?

>>64702285

Head kick

>>64702285
Dana whiteberg's jew friends inventing feminism then profiting off it

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Post heems

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>>64702313

Does Ronda really have aids?

>>64702285

Yes-men and media hype.

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When is Floyd going to man up and fight Conor?

Conrad McGillacutty.

Should all championship matches be Gi only?

>>64702319

That's the jabroni Weidman trains with

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Miopic V Werdum
Khabib Nurmagomedov
V tony ferguson
Rick story V gunnar nelson
Whoever the fuck just beat larkin

>>64702335

>wanting Conor to be heem'd that bad

Don't worry la, Edgar will fuck his fucking shit up next fight. No need for you to want a black bull to literally assrape Conor with superior mewvment

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>>64702342

Do you think based Filthy can heem Weidman and Rockcuck?

I definitely think so desu

>>64702363
Weidman would finish him in two minutes (again).

Rockhold would get heemd.

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>>64702265
Has anyone here ever tasted pickled herring?

Why are yanks so obsessed with cucKoldry?

>>64702382
>Be celt
>Refuse to call yourself celtic because cucking by danes and french
>Call yourself english instead

>>64702371

>weedbitch heeming lawler

Disappointed in you desu. This new Filthy is a superior fighter tbqhwy

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>>64702380
Yes?

Ufc 200

Mcgregor V Rafeal
Jones V Gustavus
Pettis V Nick diaz
Bader V Teixera
Kennedy V moussasi

@64702397

>be celt

stopped reading there.

FOY

>>64702382
Most of my countryman are mentally ill in one way or another. We have monetized mental illness and our society does everything it can to keep people fucked in the head.

>>64702285
bulking for Gabi Garcia super fight at the UFC 200

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>>64702418
Basically irish outside wessex and londonstan

>>64702382

Where do you get that idea lad?

>>64702382
Americans have an unhealthy obsession with aesthetics.

>>64702351
>implying anyone can take that left hand shot

Conor will cause him to overcommit on a hug and then it's nighty night for little Floyd

>>64702335

Conor wishes Floyd would change his bum life of rented cars and suits.

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>>64702443

>mfw

Dominick Cruz vs Silly Dilly conference call in a few days. I expect there to be a good deal of "banter".

>>64702413
Jones Vs DC*
Bader Vs Gustav****

There, fixed it.

>>64702285

Shit camp, plus trying to box when she should be focusing her entire game on initiating a standing clinch

>>64702285

No wrestling, if she could wrestle she would have beat Holly

But she just has meme Judo flips

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>>64702508
>she should be focusing her entire game on initiating a standing clinch

She tried to box with Holly for the first 2 minutes of the fight and got lit up. She fell back on her judo and it got countered, and she even got taken down once. She was outclassed literally everywhere.

>>64702521

This is true, but on paper she should own the clinch.

Hard to set up throws after you've eaten some leather

>>64702521

Ronda has no pretty nice upside down Bunda

>>64702538

>no

meant "some"

>>64702537
>on paper she should own the clinch.

You can be the best clincher in the world, but if someone out there knows how to counter it, there's nothing you can do. That's all Ronda ever had, clinching people then judo throwing them. The Bethe fight gave her over-confidence in her boxing, those 34 seconds were awful even though she won, but dick riders, casuals and Joe Rogan called her Mike Tyson.

That was only 3 minutes into the fight and she looked haggard and tired already cause her coach proudly admitted she never weight trains or does any running.

This literally had nothing to do with being a "rockstar" or her busy schedule. She was just exposed everywhere.

>>64702404
Is it good? They have it in jars but not fresh in the market here and I want to try some on some crisp toast.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ronda-rousey-to-host--saturday-night-live--on-jan--23-152746337.html

She is going to get fucking destroyed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97UWd2QuAI

>literally starts with Conor heeming Aldo

KEK

>>64702628
I always thought that show was garbage. Not funny at all

/heem/ is slow but it seems to be absolute shite at the moment

WHA HAPPEN TO YOU HEEM

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>>64702589
It's alright

I wish you could embed fightpass fights

>>64702644

>Holly punting Ronda looks even more brutal in the game.

Top lel. I'm sold.

>>64702265
What is that white stuff? Fish?

>>64702657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWuJHbVZBQg
some of it is alright

>>64702797

I refuse to believ thats current Ronda bunda

She must be like 200lbs at the moment

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>>64702265
>/heem/ slav edition

Oh, I am laffin. Good job OP!

>>64702779
>salo (lit:fat)

Cured and salted slab of pigs fat. Its surprisingly good despite its appearance.

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When does she get another fight?

https://www.face[REMOVE]book.com/aleksandraalburussia/videos/vb.337814913017566/638245516307836/?type=2&theater

>>64702797
thats ronda btw so its mma related

>>64702794
I pretty much only tune in for the guest celebs. Louis c.k. was great that time. The rest of the cast is just unfunny desu

>>64702862
It sounds good. Do you put anything on it?

>>64702865
Sage genetics

>>64702893
Yeah, "mlevena paprika", its like ground dried peppers. It's basically like bacon just, kinda "thicker". It's good. We eat it in the winter most often with garlic or onions, some eat it with apples or potatoes. Ukranians love the fuck out of that shit you know.

Holy Christ I'm going Rogan mode soon. Everyday my hair is noticeably thinner.

>>64702862
>>salo
the fuck? do you really call it that? it's called slanina, fampai

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Is Dana White actually white?

>>64702925
That sounds good. Idk if I'd eat it with onions or apples but with potatoes it sounds tasty af. Why mostly in winter though?

>>64702862
>eating animal fat
disgusting desu

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>>64702285
that bitch too rowdy

>>64702797

>Ronda use to just fuck random dudes before fights
>You will never be one of those random dudes

>>64702644
>Sakuraba, Bas Rutten, and mystery fighters

Who are the mystery fighters going to be? Hopefully they dont try to pull any more meme shit like the bruce lee shit. i want more legends.

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>For the swede and britbro that talked about shifting in boxing

It seems someone was dropping in on the convo. Fightland just made a blogpost about shifting in MMA. I got gut checked hard trying it out in boxing practice, but it did throw everyones game off. People just aren't aware of it as much or at all.

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-art-of-shifting-in-mixed-martial-arts

>inb4 the entirety of /heem/ practices shifting and mewment and becomes 1337

>>64702938
Slanina is basically bacon. You have: slanina, sapunjara (bacon with a lot of fat) and salo (just fat).

>>64702954
I don't know. Maybe to get a healthy chub on in the winter? Its basically like a "winter food" but you can eat it whenever really. I like to eat it with boiled eggs, but not a lot of people do that tho I don't know why.

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who /teamvovchanchyn/ here?

inb6 0 replies

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>>64703014
Yeeee. We /vovchanchyn/.

>>64702992
You eat good familia.

>>64702939
what is it with the swedish shitposters lately

>>64703047
its one guy who immigrated from /pol/

fucking immigrants right?

>>64703030

Same serb bro who would derail threads (in a good way) with philosophy in the pre-/heem/ days? shiiiet good to see you're still around. I remember talking about serb girls with you.

To stay on-topic, when sparring I always got teep'd when i tried shifting. It worked when stalking down less experienced fighters who instinctively retreated backwards at the first sign of aggression, but could never get it down with the more experienced lads. They always had hard counters ready.

How would these following strikes rank in terms of the pain of receiving them?
>outside leg kick
>inside leg kick
>shovel hook to the body
>punch to the thigh
>knee to the solar plexus
>do teeps hurt?
>front snap kick to the gut
>reverse hammer fist to the ribs

>>64703141
there's no strike more painful than a well-placed bodyshot.

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>>64703014
>your name will never be Igor

>>64702335
Now that Maywather is retired, think he's looking to invest some money into the sport of MMA?

Cause lets be honest if he's smart and if he can make money off of anything he'll probably invest in it

>>64703141

Depends on who it is that's throwing them? A body kick from Barboza isn't the same as one from Weidman.

>>64703141

>meme kicks

>>64703180
There's some MMA fighters training at Mayweather's boxing gym. Can't remember which ones, one was a woman.

>>64703141
How about a kick to the fucking liver?
I got kicked cleanly in sparring once and my entire body literally shut down 10 seconds later

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>>64703128
Holy shoyt, you were here for that? That was with Lithcuck and a poland. I still have the memery saved from that time somewhere.

>I remember talking about serb girls with you.

Did ya?

To stay on topic: Shifting leaves you exposed if the timing is bad. I have the same mindset about them as with low kicks. If you don't set it up, you just get figured out fast. But if you do set it up nice, you have an ace in your sleeve. I haven't tried shifting in a kickboxing sparring yet. Only boxing.

>>64703141

teeps and knees hurt the most senpai
Inside leg kick from a southpaw
Rest hurt as much as they normally do
One leg kick stings, a few in a row and it just gets worse and worse

>>64703170

>you will never have sledgehammers for fists
>you will never be ice cold without the assistance of cryotherapy
JDIMSA

>>64703184
Let's assume it's PVZ throwing them

>>64703213
Kevin LeL trains there but he got ktfo back at 194 so it must not be doing him any good.

>>64703141
>>knee to the solar plexus

This would probably be the most painful desu.

>>64703272
Nah, it doesnt really hurt, it's just real uncomfortable since you cant breathe

>>64703225

Yeah, I was posting from a UK ip (on holiday from med school atm). I had a serb gf who was a bit crazy but i picked up some serbian from her, ljubavi moja.
We also reminisced about where we were the night fedor lost.
And at every PPV where the person we were rooting for lost, you'd say "fuck this, time to get drunk"
Good times.

Yes, poor timing and conditioning is a recipe for disaster, probably telegraphed my shift a mile off.

Speaking of Fedor, what did people here think of Rizin? I liked DREAM and Sengoku, is it worth investing time into this?

>>64702574

Wait, she never runs or lifts?

Can someone confirm? If this is true my blood is boiling at how stupid that is

>>64703413
Rizin is the future of Mixed Martial Arts. And Gabi is the future of WMMA.

>>64703460
She cant run, her knees are fucked.

>>64703141
a 10/10 is a full wince, 1/10 is comfortable
>>outside leg kick
5/10
>>inside leg kick
7/10
>>shovel hook to the body
5/10
>>punch to the thigh
4/10
>>knee to the solar plexus
10/10
>>do teeps hurt?
2/10
>>front snap kick to the gut
4/10
>>reverse hammer fist to the ribs
nigga wat

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>>64703470

Legit? Or are you meme-ing me, lad?

>>64703413
Oh, shit! I remember. Yea, yea I remember the talk about the girl as well. Holy shit, how long ago was that? Fuck me ded time has passed quick.

As far as RIZIN goes, well, look if you liked PRIDE, you'll like RIZIN. Its a mix of good (juiced to the gills fights), some freakfights, some severe beatdowns etc. Its a mix of everything. Liking it is a guilty pleasure considering how shit Gabi/Bob/Akebono/Aerts fared.

That being said, I'm gonna tune in for the second card.

>>64703460
she swims

>>64703475
I think she got them fixed though? She talked about how swimming had to be done as main-conditioning because of this I think. I definitely saw her running in some pre-fight hypeshow.

>>64703141
>>outside meme kick
>>inside meme kick
>>shovel meme to the body
>>punch to the meme
>>knee to the solar memeus
>>do memes hurt?
>>front snap meme to the meme
>>reverse hammer meme to the ribs
literally condit tier striking

>>64703500
RIZIN is literally PRIDE 2.0

The Japanese did it again

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>>64703494
>livershot hurting less than a knee to the solarplexus
in what world

>>64703470
what all organizations are under that Rizin, Bellator, Dynamite banner

>>64703521
where do you see a livershot listed

>>64703521
What does this say

SCHAUB MAD PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM ARE SHITTING ON HIS SHITTY HAIR

LEGIT BUTTHURT AND CALLING PEOPLE LOSERS

>>64703544
something something immigrants

running is retarded, i sincerely hope you guys swim

>ronda rousey hosting SNL
She is finished.

>>64703603
swimming is retarded, I sincerely hope you guys barrel roll

do u think DJ's future opponents will ever bully him for having a twitch.tv channel

>>64703653
no since he makes more money than them

>>64703581
Post screencaps ffs

>>64703544
"If Aneel got to choose he would be a fly "Then I would eat shit"

>>64703611
What's SNL all about and why is she finished

>>64703677
He probably talking about Shaub crying about Internet bullies in the newest FATK

>>64703714
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4183

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>>64703508

Must have been about 3 or 4 years now. Shitpost on sherdog all month and then tune in to /sp/ for fight night. Get disappointed by PPV and cry to old PRIDE tapes. Repeat. Time has indeed passed quickly, seems like yesterday.

Excellent, I'll make sure to download that as soon as I get some decent internet when I'm back in the UK. BUT tell me this, was Michael Schiavello commentating? He is the answer to Rogaine's spewing of nonsense.

>>64703516
I just hope it doesn't fold in a year like all the other PRIDE 2.0's, tbqhwufam

>>64703677
on his podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FY6JIVlTiE

Is this honestly the worst UFC promo of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ZRZ10rlGQ

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>>64703808
link time you goof

>>64703784
Oh, shit, no, no. No fucking way has it been that long. Has it? Please tell me it hasn't.

I don't know about Schiavello because it aired live on TV here but it had russian commentary. I never even realized to check who did the english color commentary for RIZIN. They got the Pride lady back tho. And a few we-probably-don't-have-the-right-to-use-this song that was used in Pride.

Skip to 9:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jukcTVix40

>right in the jimmies

/heem/ the type of nigga to square up to a dudebro outside the club and get slept with one shot and end up on worldstar

>>64703833
4:45 of the video he starts the butthurt my bad bro

>>64703812
I still refuse to believe that they actually booked that fight. Goof-move if I ever saw one.

>>64703868

>implying my granite chin can be cracked

>>64703889
You would HIT THE DECK LIKE A BITCH

>>64703870
he really really fucked up on his hair

>>64703868
>implying /heem/ isn't the quintessential dudebro.

>>64703868
You lads would help me home after the heem right?

>>64703868
throw hands when you see me

>>64703878
>refuse to believe
what do you think is happening dummy?

>>64703812
So what happens when Cain gets killed again?

Will Zuffa finally fuck off with their Mexican pandering

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How does this fight go?

>>64703966

Means heem Cowboy inside of 2 minutes

>>64703966
get your ass beat in seconds bros

>>64703966
cowboy heems him since he only chokes in big fights

>>64703966
Bangs ins a spicy fashion

>>64702351
You are that sterotypical delusional Conor hating internet clown who doesnt know shit about skill or combat sports. You give Conor's opponents all the credit in the world, YET refuse to give Conor, the one out classing them, any kind of credit. How does your mind even work like that? Delusional. You are a joke with ZERO capacity to be reasonable or give Conor any credit. Conor was always on another level in skill and IQ. BTW, Frankie's IQ is nothing special. Look how a low level boxer like Maynard was able to anticpate Frankie's lateral movement, punch ahead of him to where he would circle toward and catch him multiple times with the same set ups. Conor is on another level of skill to not just them both but to everyone and will out class Edgar just like he has everyone else. Newsflash, All of Edgar's movement is unnecessary and is to simply disguise his basic rushes. His boxing isnt good enough on its own. Edgar gets predictable as he needs to stop and plant his feet to throw in between all that movement. Skilled opponents will pick up on that give away inbetween his movement & time him. Also when Frankie starts getting jammed with kicks he will just rush in with no set ups. Conor will tear Frankie up with kicks from long range, force Edgar's rushes and jam them with ruthless counters...or Conor will time Frankie's patterns - pick up on when Frankie starts to plant his feet to throw inbetween the movement and time him at those moments. Frankie's only shot is to try and win on Takedowns. Conor is on another level. Conor also has the skills to soundly beat RDA and I can breakdown the how and why in another post if you like. But funny how Edgar has "unmatched IQ" yet hes been beaten, dropped etc...yet Conor has never been out struck & yet hes the one with holes or inferior IQ? Like I said you internet Conor haters are delusional freaks who proclaim other fighters whove been out struck/beaten/dropped/KOd as better. Your Conor hate blinds you to reality.

>>64704026
>actually taking the time to write this
lmao get a life you goof

Is Johny going to wrestlefuck Thompson or demonstrate his one punch KO power?

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>>64704026

>>64703966
Cowboy will meme kick and meme punch a lot.

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>>64704026

>>64702797

brehs...

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>>64703812
plz link to the actual video, not le ironic /b/ 420 noscope montage

...wait a second....
oh god

>>64703860
>the drums
>those drum grills
>dem lights
>pride lady
Well this is fun! Lets keep watching
>9:35
>whats this weird feeling in my chest? Why are my eyes raining

Why are we still here Serb bro? Just to suffer? Every night I see those old fights. The memories that i've lost...the comrades that I've lost...it won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?

iktf bro, it just hit me now when talking about old times in this thread. Expected may mays, not existential feels. If you have a drink lying around, take a shot on my behalf brother.

It's cool that you saw it live, bet you were excited about Saku vs Aoki, even though it was inevitably be one-sided in favour of Aoki. I'm glad they're using big names for big draws.

>>64704026
>You know we always like to use the term "once in a lifetime"? Once in a lifetime does not apply to Rhonda Rousey. It's once ever. IN HUMAN HISTORY There has never been a woman like her. Her ability to not just beat mediocre fighters, but destroy them. She is like a superhero, I mean she really is a freak of existence. When Rhonda Rousey leaves this sport you may never see someone like her again. Not just in MMA, but in ANY sport.

>>64703812
wtf

>>64704176
my man, just heem yourself already

>>64704229

stfu, i bet y'all goofs don't even smoke Alpha Brain

>>64702628
she needs to get heem'd into irrelevancy once more by holly

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>>64704026
>that wall of text

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NEWS

mma digest update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1K9EPw6uaQ

Joanna doing cute things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCzu-NRfMI

Ronda to appear on SNL
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ronda-rousey-to-host--saturday-night-live--on-jan--23-152746337.html

Aldo named one of Forbes 30 under 30
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/5/10714816/jose-aldo-makes-forbes-30-under-30-list

EA UFC 2 Official Gameplay Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97UWd2QuAI

Looking for a Fight Episode 2
http://www.ufc.tv/video/episode-101-philadelphia/jersey-shore

Poirier possibly out 6 months w/ broken nose
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/4/10712024/ufc-195-medical-suspensions-dustin-poirier-two-others-potentially-out

Holly Holm signs new UFC contract, says fight announcement coming 'soon'
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/4/10711154/holly-holm-signs-new-ufc-contract-says-fight-announcement-coming-soon

>>64702285
what went right?

>>64704465
thanks senpai

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am i still banned

>>64704624

Yes, what did you do?

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will she ever be champ again lads?

NEW

>>64702265
>>64702265
>>64702265

>>64704896
good one lad

>>64704878

Nope

Probably kill herself once Holly beats her again

REAL NEW THREAD

>>64702284
>>64702284
>>64702284
>>64702284

>>64703812
no that was YOU AND ME

>>64704947

You and me is better than

AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WUB WUB WUB WUB

>>64703812

Lol why

>>64703868
how are you gonna hit me? nobody hits me

>>64704465
Thank you, much appreciated

>>64703812
they literally ran out of material to hype up ca(i)n. guy has like no fights in the ufc

>>64705010
Fuck no it isn't.

>>64705123

I can get close

>>64704465
literally why

>>64702508
>trying to box when she should be focusing her entire game on initiating a standing clinch
...

>>64704465
That EA trailer was actually pretty dope. I could see myself being convinced to preorder.

Lookin for a Fight was hilarious. Matt Serra is too funny.

which current UFC fighter is most likely to commit suicide?

>>64703808
>4:45
ahahahaha, probably the funniest schaubcast has ever been.

>>64705318
it better be i'm downloading it (for free)

>>64705467
Maybe you should be spending your tuesday looking for a job, not watching the uncle dana and matt and tooth comedy hour

>>64705533
maybe you should have learned how to code when you were a kid so you could sell a couple websites and never have to be a wagecuck

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa8fc6GEZCE
There are people on heem right now that wouldn't destroy this for fear of being called a weaboo lol

>>64705533
>>64705577

maybe you should both shut the fuck up before you're heem'd

>>64705577
Those websites must have been worth little if you cant scrounge $10.

>>64705682
>implying I'd let you get close

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>>64705467
This goof is gonna get a spank

>>64705682
don't get mad at me just because you had a shit father who didn't buy you a commodore 64 when you were 3

Suck one dick and kill 10 men and they'll call you a dicksucker baka

>>64705612
>implying I wouldn't sleep with any non-overweight female willing to fuck me

you're acting as if heem is not desperate. I'm glad I'm not part of the 90% that are virgins.

>>64705379
Bigfoot silva

>>64705379
if jones wrecks cormier again he seems like the guy to do it.

>>64705612
I fear Asians. They remind me of the ghosts from The Grudge.

>>64705379
Chad Mendes

>>64706160
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

The uncanny valley is a hypothesis in the field of aesthetics which holds that when features look and move almost, but not exactly, like natural beings, it causes a response of revulsion among some observers.

Sakuraba said at The New Year Special Superfantastic Incredible! Wrestle Kingdom At the Tokyo Dome International Clash of Champions New Japan Pro Wrestling King of Sports X that he was paid 11 thousand bucks for the EA game. Something about how UFC owns his likeness. Hopefully Dana takes throws him some money.

>>64705970
>if

Well meme'd, rematches play out the exact same way except for extremely close fights. ufc should stop showing the same fight twice

>>64705379
ronda will definitely have a go at it if she gets rekt as dominantly as she was last time

>>64702285
Holy shit did she wave away the movie too?
When does that start?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QS1RqjvgTc

>>64706721
>Rousey/Holm was supposed to be the great finale of the movie
>there were film crews present
>it obviously was supposed to end with Honda overcoming her greatest challenge ever
>she got embarassed

I can't wait for the movie tbch

>>64706729
white people

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>>64706432
>Well meme'd, rematches play out the exact same way except for extremely close fights.

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>>64706799
Chupame la pija negro puto de mierda :^)

>>64706345

>gook mandrama

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Will Robbie Lawler be the first fighte to go Benoit? All those punches to the head has made his brain jelly.

>>64707296
He'll most definitely retire early if he keeps getting paid 500k a match.

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>>64704940

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>5 minute 30 second mile in high school

will the UFC ever get REAL athletes?

>>64707296
whats benoit?

>>64707566

That's 10 times faster than you

>>64707729
i ran a 5:45 in 8th grade for that stupid "president's challenge" so yes it's better than me, but i'm not a professional athlete

>>64707566
when they start paying people, yes. robbie lawler is slowly dying every bloodsport fight he has and is getting payed less than people coming off the bench in the nba

>>64707709
You're probably just messing but it'll help those who seriously don't know too so what the heck. Benoit was a wrestler who took a few too many bumps to the head and ended up killing his family and then himself. His brain basically turned to mush

The worlds most famous cuck collaborated with Bjj scout to do the second part of their Dom Cruz breakdown.

Part 2: http://youtu.be/HNp3NmM9180

Here is the first part if you haven't seen it. Worth watching. https://youtu.be/_qPtYaBY1V8

>>64707709
>Chris Benoit, a 40-year old veteran professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), killed his wife Nancy Benoit and strangled their seven-year-old son Daniel before hanging himself.

>Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including brain damage, steroid abuse, and a failing marriage

He had inducosis

So since Mania season is soon, will any /heem/sters be watching mandrama? I wanna watch Brock desu

How does Dominick Snooze compete without shoulders? Literally what the fuck is wrong with his body

>>64707832
i literally had no idea who that was until you just now told me. thought it was a disease like parkinsons

>>64707851
What makes Luke qualified to talk about things like this? Yes he covers MMA. And has watched MMA for years. But he's never even been in a fight. All he does is BJJ and was in the Navy. At least Rogan has practiced martial arts and fought once or twice.

>>64707921
He's all torso. He has a very strange upper body.

>>64708022
>thinking Rogan is qualified to to talk about MMA because of 'fights' he's been in

The guy was in a couple of kickboxing matches like 25 years ago. As far as I know he has never competed in BJJ despite holding 2 black belts.

Yes, I hate him and subscribe to Rogan Watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAgFHS8HOLY

>>64708176
>MMA athletes literally works more than 4 times as hard as the average NFL player

greatest sport in the world lads.

>>64708113
>thinking someone with zero (0) black belts can talk shit about someone with 2 in different disciplines
Rogan would crush you m8

He didn't get his BJJ black belt until he was 44, and he's usually busy being high recording a podcast or touring doing comedy. He's already well past his physical prime and it's obvious he doesn't have the time required to dedicate and train for a BJJ competition

>>64708113
Rogan is more qualified to talk about mma than most fighters, he's watched thousands of fights with an analytical eye over the last 20 years

>>64708113
Joe has been doing BJJ for over 20 years. He trained under Machado. You don't think Edgy is his teacher right? He is silly however.

https://youtu.be/72HoroHtdo0

>>64702335
funny thing is, connor is the same weight class as nicky and mayweather. If they want to go oldschool.

>>64708246
Rogan has three black belts actually, TKD, and gi and no-gi BJJ under Bravo and Machado

>>64708022
Fighters get analyst/commentator jobs because it's the best way to make money once their fight career is done. NFL does the same thing for its athletes.

I think it's good they're given a chance. If they suck so what, shelf them. Tyron Woodley for example is terrible at it and should be shelved indefinitely.

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http://lasvegassun.com/news/2016/jan/05/ultimate-media-blooper-mistaking-robbie-lawler-ufc/

/heem/?

more like /meem/

Seriously, this is /tv/ tier shit

>>64708551
Tough talk for a guy stuck in a shed

>>64708176
>that form
top kek

>>64708418
>writing a whole article about it
just

>>64708551
You are approaching ireland tier shitposting

>>64708418

Poor guy fired on the first day

>>64702285
ugly without makeup.

oh wait thats pretty much every woman.

>>64708246
>>64708321
Still, you would think someone holding the highest distinction of a martial arts discipline would have competed in that discipline, no? No matter how busy he is with his 'comedy'. I would think competition would be a way of regulating black belts and keeping it a noteworthy distinction. That way you don't disgrace the title like many universities do by giving idiots like Susan Boyle honorary doctorates

Post walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1MESrzWwiE

how do you think roman reigns would go as heavyweight in UFC?

>>64708907
https://youtu.be/z13qnzUQwuI

>>64707283
stfu sudaca

I hope this is the right place to ask.

How do I join the mewvment?

>>64708907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>>64708869
Yeah but the guy is nearly 50 now, how many people that old compete in the highest level of competition in any martial arts discipline?

>I would think competition would be a way of regulating black belts
The process of regulating black belts is the multi-year process it takes to get one

>>64708907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jug2HZ3dkoc

>>64708982
you better be a jake sheild tier wrestler

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TO POP YOUR:

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DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015

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cue the hempforce mustard

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>>64703808
>Not to look cool, I'm just trying to dye my hair - I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks
Whilst he brought up the subject of what people think
Is there a bigger loser than Schaub?

>>64708907
https://youtu.be/5s6X3H3OvFM

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>>64702265
what is this /b/astard bullshit about rousey and hiv diagnosis

>>64709274
Yeah, you are the bigger loser for hating on Schaub for having the courage to try something new. Lose my number, Nigel.

>>64709225
Joe looks like shit tbqh

>>64707851
>all dem cheeky fingers to the face
Cruz is the Jon Jones he wants to see in the world

>>64709310
I'm hating on him for blatantly lying in that clip

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>>64709310
Well meme'd, lad

>>64708907
https://youtu.be/hLQl3WQQoQ0

>>64709290
Exactly that, just starting shit using fake tweets and the like about Rousey having HIV

>>64709421
you have exactly 10 minutes to delete those tweets.

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Why doesn't Joanna have abs like Claudia?

>>64709518
She doesn't use PEDs

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>>64709518
Why is Joanna so cute, bros?

>Lousey to host SNL while Holly is busy training

>>64702265
MALO SALO XOXOL

>>64709540

>PEDs give you abs

>>64709518

Clean

>>64709576
You got a source on that?

Claudia was robbed, she also won that fight.

Joanna is getting heem'd in the rematch.

>>64709518
mma muscles based on skill set usually. she has ass because snap kicks, claudia has ass because guard

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>>64709518
She doesn't have Andre PEDerneiras as her head coach.

>>64709454
I'll delete your chin if you're not careful

>>64709620

If she had knee socks on i'd probably crach one out to her

>>64709576
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=roid+gut

>>64709652
roidgut =! abs

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>>64709620
>tfw you cover your stomach with a shirt now because self conscious because no more PED's

>>64709591

Source on what? Any 15 year old can get abs if they did stomach crunches, doesn't mean they do PEDs

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Dear Mr.May weather,
I read the other day that you think racism still exists because I talk shit and am loved but when you did it you were hated...would you like a pad or a tampon? The difference between you and me buddy is that I'm IRISH and you are not. When I fight men,women,children,cats and dogs stop for my fights. Forget using skin colour as an excuse!!
Also the reason why I am loved is because I have never stepped down to a fight...I am not a man who picks and chooses his fights out of fear. You ruined your legacy to a certain degree because you didn't have the balls to fight Manny for years...excuse after excuse is what the fans kept hearing from you and now your angry your not loved? Who was the man you fought after Manny?? I don't think a lot of people out there know because it was one of the worst pay per view ratings of all time. Just remember this...you can have all the money and power in the world and drive all the fastest cars but like I said before precision beats power and timing beats speed wink emoticon enjoy yourself buddy yeah..ya little bitch
Love the man you want to be,
Conor McGregor
#SillyFloyd

>>64709694
>no source
Shut the fuck up

>>64709694
>15 year olds
>age of the hormones

They don't need to inject it.

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Heeminder to train in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum.

>>64709703
Stop posting you dumb nigger.

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>>64705612


spain knows what's up

>>64709746
Lol mad cause you don't have an argument?

>>64709696
Irish are way too caught up in this meme.

>>64709703

Source of what you idiot? Do you know how burden of proof works?

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>>64709675

>>64709772
Yeah you're the one making a claim without a source lol do you know who it works? Idiot

>>64709761
>>64709694
>>64709703
>>64709576
>>64709591
>>64709540
Now is it safe to say that your claim is that PEDs give you abs?

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>>64709770

Just banter laaaad

>>64709792

You don't need PEDs to get abs you dumbass. Get off the computer and go train fatso.

>>64709776
>black and white
Are stupid or some shit? This obviously a very very old picture.

>>64709794
Are you drunk?

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>>64709738
Thinking about training MMA, I've done boxing/thaiboxing for a few years but never anything grappling based. Should I go for BJJ first and then MMA or?

>>64709806
>still no source
Lmao

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>>64709794
Just taking PEDs will not get you abs, no, but Gadhela is full-blown roid gut status

>>64709841

decent/10

>>64709844
Twitter

Or start sleeping with Ariel Helwani

The choice is yours

>>64709844
Bjpenn.com

>>64705247
why not

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>>64709841
>Jake Ellenberger

>>64709869

He's getting cut after this loss anyway

>>64709841
>Ryan Bader wins a 5 round decision

>decide to watch some fights from the 200 to 200 playlist
>start with "UFC 6 FOTN: Oleg Taktarov vs Tank Abbott" because I've seen the others already
>a gassed tank abbot has been literally lying on top of a gassed oleg taktarov for 10 minutes, with BJM making empty "fight or I'll stand you up" threats
jesus christ

>>64709841
>Lellenburger on prelims
Fuck.
>>64709891
I doubt it. They were prepping him for an analyst job. But word is he wanted to keep fighting.

Also I think Bader is gonna beat Rumble desu senpai. But he will not get the title shot ever.

>>64709841
>Dustin Ortiz

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>>64709849

roid gut or no, i'd still split little Claudia in half with my viking dick

>people unironically think Bader is going to win

He's getting heem'd inside of 2 minutes

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>>64709841


>Cuckenberger relegated to prelims to make room for Northcutt

>>64709951
hopefully it's a really, really, really boring 5 round fight and then bader still doesn't get a title shot

>>64709968

>he'll probably make less money than Sage as well

>>64709776
>trusting any fighter that trains in brazil

>>64709841
any chance Bader is smart and doesn't engage with Rumble for the first two rounds?

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Please let the anti-cucking continue.

>>64710019
>yfw he blitzes rumble and heems him in under a minute