South Africa 522/6
Adelaide Strikers won by 36 runs
West Indies 248/7
Next BBL Game: Melbourne Stars vs
what the fuck was that shit a 11 minue long ad for tripple j top100 fucking rage i swear to christ
This used to happen to me when I was a kid, I had these wierd pseudo panic attacks with really intense and scary thoughts I couldn't describe.
I still often wake up in the middle of the night and have hallucinations, but they're managable.
I got diagnosed with mild depression when I was a teenager, but I never told anyone about them.
I was considering seeing a doctor but I can't be fucked with the hassle plus it's expensive.
>letting Bavuma score 50 on you
The shire of Englel
>Dave: "I work in the chicken industry and I can assure you that Eddo Brandes would be far from a multi-millionaire from 1164 chickens. He'd be lucky to make £2000"
based cricinfo comments autism
>claims thread is boring and we all have pointless lives
>feels the need to post in said thread
so by your logic, your life is pointless and you're even more boring than the rest of us because you have contributed nothing to this thread :)
Agreed. I don't like when Aussies go to bed. Also last day of the test tomorrow.
I don't like big bash but I like you guys, when is the best time (GMT pls) to attend a /cric/ thread so people are here?
>mfw trying to fap and it's raining so loud that i can't hear if anyone is walking towards my room or not
>bumble and holding
1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Has an American flag
7. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
8. Openly hated Shane Watson
9. Rates Mitch Marsh but hates Shaun Marsh
10. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
11. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
12. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
13. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
14. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
15. Believes Joe Burns is a capable long-term opener
16. Argues unironically with Reality Check
17. Believes anything Reality Check says
Lay down something outside your door that will make a noise, such as like 50 crisp packets. When you hear the russle then you lauch the duvet over yourself and shout "just a minute" and finish your wank.
>doesnt even know who i am
Good job exposing yourself, you braindead faggot.
>having to wear heels that high for that little ass
You are blank trip.
You are a virgin.
You play World of Warcraft literally 8 hours a day minimum.
You are NEET.
You live with your parents in your 20s.
You watch anime.
These are things you've openly ADMITTED on /sp/. I can't imagine what shameful traits you possess that you haven't admitted on here. Say what you want, but you are literally more pathetic than every other poster in this thread, and you know it.
Knowing how pseudo-trips like you act, I am absolutely certain that your response to my list of your admitted traits would be something along the lines of "4 of them are correct XDXD". No. ALL of them are correct, and YOU know this and it causes you great depression.
New as fuck.
I actually quit WoW recently coz my guild died. Was pretty gay to be honest. Also I'm at uni. Wish I was still NEET though. ;_;
I was joking you humourless cretin. The only thing true about him there was WOW.
He's probably being successful with his life now as he was actually a cool and nice guy with hobbies and interests. Also very good looking if pictures are to be believed.
Thank you for recognising. Now he's saved my images and their filenames. I wonder how long he'll keep it up.
Unless I take a trip (never will) the only way to tell is to learn my posting habits. Otherwise we're both anonymous so it could be either. And technically we both could be anons from Pakistan or just using proxies.
Can we talk about Thin Privilege, /cric/?
I am 171cm, 78 kilos. My measurements are 36-28-38. I wear size medium shirts, size seven jeans, and (in case you were wondering) size nine shoes.
I have never walked into a clothing store unable to find items in my size. I have never been asked to pay more for a seat on an airplane. I have never had someone dismiss me as a dating prospect based on my body type, nor had someone scoff, openly, while watching me eat French fries in public. I have never experienced a doctor dismissing my concerns with a “lose weight, feel great!” remedy. And I can open an article with my measurements without fear of judgment. I walk through this world as a thin person. And as such, I have never experienced fat discrimination.
That said, I want you to know two things:
1. I am writing this post from a privileged perspective; and
2. I am not here to damn, guilt, or embarrass thin people.
But I think we need to have a talk. Because it’s so easy to fall back on tired old excuses for why we’re not privileged – and I see this a lot when the topic of thin privilege is broached.
“How can I have thin privilege? I feel like shit about my body all the time! That’s not privilege! Besides, someone called me out on my ‘chicken legs’ the other day, and how is that different from calling someone fat?”
Privilege can be a difficult thing to talk about. It’s easy to feel defensive when you mistake someone’s asking you to check your privilege for their making assumptions about your life.
But the bottom line that we have to remember is this: Are my negative experiences related to my body grievances, or are they pervasive issues on a societal level? And if you have your thin privilege in check, you’ll be better able to recognize that most of the time, these issues fall into the former category.
>I need wickets to enjoy a Test match
Just fuck off to meme20
Been in love with this song since I found it over 10 years ago on the internet. Really wish the English dub had an English version of this.
Doing it right now. Just realised University of Toronto has a deadline of Feb 1 so I might not be able to apply there. Should have gotten off my ass and got to doing this back in november like I had originally planned.
Isn't it funny how you wouldn't want your housemates to walk in on your jerking off but you wouldn't care if they walked in on you getting head or fucking someone...
Are you a Canadian citizen?
Yeah. Was born here but went to Canada when I was only 1 and came back here when I was 11.
Blank Trip still thinks Goose is his E-friend and doesn't even know he actually despises him.
Blank Trip, if you're still here, please be aware that this >>64700486 post was made by Zerogoose, and he fucking hates you. I don't really like you either, but I hate Goose more.
It actually depends if you're watching the porn variety or not.
No. Will be living with family so have to apply somewhere I can commute easily. I'm not even appling to all those universities have to cut some due to being a poorfag. Honestly, I'm a bit nervous I won't get in any.
I'm still looking for the funny shit, but this is a good taster
It's so appropriate because he's Indian
BBC bringing the bantz:
>In 14 1/2 hours you could watch 174 Shane Watson innings. Each lasting no more than the customary 5 mins. All LBW.
>What can you do in 14 1/2 hours? Get Stuart Broad to bowl Australia out 8.7 times!
We played against a posho school in the indoor league when like 12 in my poor school and they all wore whites, had full kits and that.
All we had was 3 pads (1 each and 1 guy waiting with the third) and semi plastic bats donated by sport england. They let us have 3 innings as we got skittled twice so easily lol. I top scored with 12 in the 2nd innings for us despite coming in last (it was like 6 a side). Posh cunts.
I remember we beat a private school at cricket once and our PE teacher was going mental talking about how we were the best team our school had ever seen. Im pretty sure they were fielding a 2nd team tho.
Thanks m90. RC would require more work though, I don't think I'm talented enough to pull it off. I just have to save anime pics with this guy. I guess making him try and validate his identity in every thread is somewhat of a hollow victory? Not sure how you sussed my ruse with such accuracy, but good on ye chum.
Less than 3 an over for 200 overs with abotu 10 drops is just a bit shit now.
Tbf we've bowled well and showed reasonably good discipline. It's odd because this really isn't a road.
Will they declare after Bongovuma gets 100 and try and get a few wickets this evening?
I think both captains are negative though.
>Afghanistan's cricket board will eventually turn into some soulless husk that only exists to make money
Lads I have a house viewing with a German in less than 2 hours and I don;t think he speaks English and my German comprehension is terrible.
Do I pretend I'm deaf or autistic, tell him the truth and have it awkward, or just say "ja" to everything?
You mean it was shit other than the part where we were doing really well? Fuck off.
Amla batted brilliantly, this last partnership was huge too. South Africa had to pull themselves back from the brink of throwing the series, batting themselves into form.
We bowled pretty great what are you talking about? As did SA on the first day, with almost no help from the pitch.
The catching has been horrible though, but suc fielding mistakes happen (bro).
He was batting himself out of the worst form of his career, knowing that if he lost his wicket his team would probably collapse and lose the series if his wicket fell. Taking time out of the match and blunting the England attack were two of the primary things that innings had to do, it was based and turned the match on its head.
>Finn to Bavuma, FOUR, reaches for the drive, gets a thick edge wide of the sole slip - that's it, third man won't cut if off, century for Bavuma! There's a lot of emotion washing around Newlands, this is a proud moment for many, a hundred for a black African
Taylor's 1 cm taller, although it's a known fact he lies about his height
as I said, it was an important innings and good on him
but great batting it was not, he gave up several chances and struggled to score on what is an absolute road (not because he was trying to take time out of the game but because he went large portions of his innings struggling to find the middle)
fucking spare me, just because someone faces a lot of deliveries doesn't make it a great innings
he got dropped and struggled to score with any sort of consistency on a road, deal with it
>he didn't watch the Australian x-files rated G for general
The weeb might remember this too, but back in the early noughties before cable was common, it would play on one of the national channels every other day or so.
We're not, it's just that that is the only outcome really possible other than a Daw (the most likely). If England have a batting collapse then SA can easily bat out those runs, but we don't have enough time to set a big total we could defend.
Because due to this shitty pitch one of the only chances they have is capitalising on the fact the english team have just been in the field in the sun for about 15 hours.
Yeah, it's really weird.
>why will it be a draw
both teams need to play a second innings for either to win
>Why did SA declare?
to see if England are going to collapse in less than a day and leave a score that can be successfully chased
Can England win it? Say we go at 6 an over, we could put on 300 off 50 overs and then put them in for about 35-40 tomorrow.
It's what an attacking, exciting captain would do. Or try to do. It's not even hard to play it like an ODI tomorrow.
Also go suck a dick janitor you turbo virgin. I post generally on topic, no idea what I've even posted off topic in this thread.
It's a bit mean. "You're so shit we want to risk you getting out instead of someone good"..
It's negative but I guess good in situations where you need to save a test.
Is there an abo in the current Aussie squad?
Everyone saying how great it is to have a black century, wouldn't it be far more of a statement if no one cared that he was a black guy playing cricket? Wouldn't no one giving a shit be much less discriminatory?
Race is a social construct until a lower race does something good. We need to glorify anything non white male because patriachy MUST be crushed.
As a white cis male, you will never understand.
>Allowing a small child to score a century
What went wrong lads?
there are actually a couple of solid girls here, one at least an 8 and the other a 6 but with the 'high test' meme everyone here is obsessed with
But they are guarded by what I assume is a father and brother
i dont think its been over 25 degrees once since the start of December. 21 atm.
Each to their own but I far prefer this weather to the stinking hot crap you guys (read: every single Australian city except >us and Hobart) have, though this "summer" has been unusually cool because we always have a handful of 30+ days and there hasn't been one so far.
>Brisbane objectively has the best weather.
This is bait. Enjoy your humidity, cyclones and storms. Pissbane is awful
Sydney OBJECTIVELY has the GOAT weather in Australia. It isn't hot here at all. Don't confuse us with >Lelbourne
>brisbane says sydney is too hot
heard it all now lads
next they're going to say that their "beaches" and "harbour" is better than ours
Melbourne usually gets 1-2 instances of completely dry death heat (usually 42+, sometimes stretched out if it's only hitting 40) a year, which is tolerable. Is Brisbane not as bad for max temps?
I'm worse with humidity tbqh
You know what would be a tip top kek? If someone spun that feminist bitch that wouldn't even look at Gayle, as a racist. The only way to beat SJW's and leftist is to out SJW them. I think Saxon might have mentioned this a couple threads ago but it's brilliant
Brisbane you might get one day a year that is 40+, then you get a storm in the afternoon and it cools right down. Usually summer will sit around 30-35. But then we have the GOAT beaches, so it evens out.
9002. Alice Springs
>post about Sydney not being able to host a complete test in previous threads
>get 5 (You)s per post with >insecure, >cucktorian, >worst australian etc
Who's really on damage control watch?
>>cucktorian, >worst australian
That's mostly just Cucktorians and Worst Australians shitting on eachother which goes back to something about bogan jump apparently. >We literally don't give a shit about any of you. Other Australian "cities" are to Sydney what Poo Peeland is to GOATstralia.
>Cucktorians are STILL replying to me without permission
>Last week in the Melbourne Cricket Ground press box I was staggered to note, on the third morning of the Test and for the entire day thereafter, an accredited member of the media sitting in front of me tapping away at his company laptop, but tabbing between his match report and a constant stream of hardcore pornography.
>I could barely believe what I was seeing. The thing that initially staggered me was the sheer audacity of it, that the presence of both female and male colleagues, who were sitting metres away with clear views of his screen, hadn’t been enough to deter him and that he felt perfectly comfortable doing it in full view.
K E K
And you'll never go to any one of those cities ever again
go abort something
>Jackson said that the unnamed "accredited member of the media" shocked colleagues at the match as he switched between his match report and the "constant stream of hardcore pornography".