Hello my name Kyo. I am Japanese. I come here to learn more about

>>64699536
cheat on your girlfriend

>the city of rice-dicks

>>64699548
I have no girlfriend I need to be like Tom Brady can you help?? How do I throw football and get strong I need the advice if you please

>>64699552
>Being this new and falling for this bait

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>tfw some American neet went through the trouble of finding a Japanese proxy and imitating a jap on the internet

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>>64699536
Can you teach me the ways of the force senpai!

>>64699577

>tripfag
>talking shit

Please help I need serious reply only. Thank you for time.

>>64699562
you don't need to know how to throw a football to be like tom. just make sure to do whatever is necessary, including cheating, to win. when somebody eventually calls you out on your bullshit, be sure to act as smug as possible while denying the truth after crushing your phone.

>>64699589
He doesn't even have a trip.

>>64699680
neither do you

>>64699695
that's correct.

>>64699536
Buy a gazelle and dont feed it

Walk on Jap

>>64699589
>>64699680
>>64699695
>>64699715
AUTISM
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I love Japan

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>>64699663
Butthurt alert.

>>64699769
im a browns fan. im not allowed to be butthurt.

PLease I need the help from America. How to become Tom Brady. Cannot cheat on girlfriend no girlfriend!!! I must be Tom Brady thank you very much

>>64700948
Go to school, play college football for 4 years, get drafted in the 6th round and wind up playing like you were the #1 over-all pick.

Go to Superb Owl 6 times, get beaten by an autist twice.

>>64700948
How big is your peepee?

>>64700948

>Get a genius coach
>Get Hall of Fame WRs
>Be able to throw 4 yards and watch your WRs get YAC
>Cheat
>Have a good O-Line

It's that easy.

>>64699589
hes a namefag, not a tripfag

What is kek? Is Tom Brady a kek?

>>64701064
peepee I do not understand what is?

>>64701504
No, you are.

>>64701535
I am kek? What is kek? Not in translation dictionary sorry ^^

>>64701582

18.1/2007, poor bait, apply yourself

>>64701153

This is the type of revisionist history that many anti-Patrioters seem to like. Muh cheating. One hof for 2 good years. Literally the worst o-line in the NFL and still got a first round bye. Coach sucked prior to him.

4chan is confusing. Please help I do not understand you I take English for many years but I do not understnad many of your slang. I just want to be like Tom Brady footbal star

Alright, I'm taking this bait. The current status of Tom Brady is not good. He has a sprained ankle but will be playing in the postseason. Just be careful about cheering for an aging player. Kek means cuck. Cuckold, cheating, NTR like in hentai.

>>64701680
How is Tom Brady not good I thought he is champion has many Super Bowl victory?? Japan girls love him they will not accept me because I am not like Tom Brady. He is top American player??

おはいようございます。にほんじんをすごいですよう!!!

>>64699562

>pretending to be japanese with LOL bad english me so solly

nobody knows who tom brady is in japan. go to bed jamal. breakfast and pt at 0600 sharp.

>>64701715
こんばんは初めまして!! これは日本では夜です ^^

>>64701711
You need to learn more about the NFL. Tom Brady can still win a Super Bowl is year but they will have a tough task on his hand. They must win against the Denver Broncos and beat Peyton Manning. If you don't know who Peyton Manning or Eli Manning or any of the players or how football works, you really need to watch and learn about the NFL.

>>64701800
Maninng brothers is very ugly to Japanese girl but

>>64701820
Sure but they can beat Brady. You know Eli Manning? One of the ugly Manning brothers. Undefeated in the Super Bowl against Tom Brady.

>>64699548
Fucking kek

>>64699536
kek

>>64699536

How often do you have sex with men?

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>>64699536

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>64701064

you must be 14.

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