Hello my name Kyo. I am Japanese. I come here to learn more about Tom Brady. Tom Brady very popular in Japan he is very popular with girls and men. Girls think he is handsome because white skin and muscular and winning. White men very popular here in Japan and I need Japan girlfriend and be like Tom Brady. How do I become like Tom Brady I am looking for American to help. 2chan is Japan only need help from 4chan. Thank you very much.
>tfw some American neet went through the trouble of finding a Japanese proxy and imitating a jap on the internet
Can you teach me the ways of the force senpai!
you don't need to know how to throw a football to be like tom. just make sure to do whatever is necessary, including cheating, to win. when somebody eventually calls you out on your bullshit, be sure to act as smug as possible while denying the truth after crushing your phone.
Go to school, play college football for 4 years, get drafted in the 6th round and wind up playing like you were the #1 over-all pick.
Go to Superb Owl 6 times, get beaten by an autist twice.
This is the type of revisionist history that many anti-Patrioters seem to like. Muh cheating. One hof for 2 good years. Literally the worst o-line in the NFL and still got a first round bye. Coach sucked prior to him.
Alright, I'm taking this bait. The current status of Tom Brady is not good. He has a sprained ankle but will be playing in the postseason. Just be careful about cheering for an aging player. Kek means cuck. Cuckold, cheating, NTR like in hentai.
How is Tom Brady not good I thought he is champion has many Super Bowl victory?? Japan girls love him they will not accept me because I am not like Tom Brady. He is top American player??
You need to learn more about the NFL. Tom Brady can still win a Super Bowl is year but they will have a tough task on his hand. They must win against the Denver Broncos and beat Peyton Manning. If you don't know who Peyton Manning or Eli Manning or any of the players or how football works, you really need to watch and learn about the NFL.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!