MLS GENERAL:MLS and NASL are tsundere Edition

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1st for God Garber the Soccer Don
Lower League Shills BTFO EuroKuKs BTFO

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>Seattle's offense in 2016

My body is ready

>13 posts early

Way to blow it, fag.

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>>64692335
>Klinsmann finally calling up MLS players

Based Garber was right, again!

>MLS

>>64692568

What an absolute madman.

>Houston is going after Argentine CB Matias Sarulyte
Good for the defense. I don't think Beasley can keep up this pattern of being a glass cannon when he shatters his legs.

Montreal confirmed for must Cucked team in North American sports

>>64692839
What reputation?

>>64692839
Force awakens scrolling text was underrated. I didn't have to wait 10 minutes for the retards around me to read 3 chapters of backstory.

>>64692839
>MLS Reputation

>>64692573
see

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>I "support" an MLELS "club"

>>64692236
I gotta start working on my REFUGEES WELCOME broship memes now.
>Tumblrs
>Impact with more Syrian refugee fans than reddit fans
>Crew being state sponsors of Iraqi terrorism

>>64692568
absolutely not haram

Since the chargers are going to LA now, how much money are the LAGS going to lose now?

>>64694662
Not much.

>>64694662
I was wondering this. If the Raiders and Chargers move to LA wouldn't that help Carson because the are will be getting more and more developed. AKA Carson will no longer be a shithole. Hell i'm sure the Galaxy could host Real Madrid Barcelona and the Millenials at the new Carson stadium

>>64694892
Football stadiums make areas more of a shithole nine times out of ten. I'm more worried about the people that the Raiders might bring in.

>>64694662
I think both LAG and LAFC's ownership groups were expecting this.

>>64694925
wew lad. Carson is already a shithole. Raider fans aren't gonna magically buy all the houses.

>>64694892
You're going to see more homeless people and gand bangers in Carson because of the new stadium, idiot

>>64694925
It would be good to use disgruntled Raiders fans to build up a neo-Nazi fanbase for LAFC

>>64694892
Honestly doubt either of those teams move. Most likely will be the Rasm

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>>64694892
Carson isn't that bad but it's going to get worse with these teams coming.
>mfw traffic those 16 weeks during the NFL season

>>64694941
There's nothing around Cal State Dominguez Hills, so that part of Carson is not a shithole in terms of crime

>>64692366
yfw the sounders win the quadruple

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>>64695053

RIP Russ

>>64695053
yfw the LAGs become the new DCU because of football teams.

>>64695343
Except LA actually has an owner that cares, unlike DC

>>64695343
>football

>>64695011
Hello 2015

>>64692236
>I just noticed the AUFC + >Soon in the corner

d'aww. I'm honored desu.


>Soon: Exterior windows edition

holy shit senpai. This is finally going to start looking sleek instead of just a big concrete thing.

>>64695968
You think the league is going to let some poor fuck owners move to LA?

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>>64692366
Don't forget about this alpha

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>>64695885
>Wall

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>>64696002
>Soon: Forgot pic edition #69

so jordan morris is really good right?

>>64696066

He seems pretty clutch desu, I'd love him on my team.

>>64696004
"Yes."
>>64694154

>>64696096
Yeah, filing for relocation doesn't mean the NFL will agree on it.

>>64696118
>The NFL doesn't want a team making millions per game in maybe the second best media city in the US.

Besides that Kroenke is personally funding the stadium in Carson. Writing's been on the wall.

>>64696153
I was saying that Chargers and Raidniggers probably won't move, not the Rams.

>>64696203

The Rams need to move desu. No one wants to play in Ferguson. Did you see how sad Gurley looked when they drafted him?

>>64696047
damn that thing looks nice.

>>64696300
I like the possibility of Rams going to LA and Raiders moving to STL

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>>64696340
>Soon

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>>64693889
>Infoman, a television show on French CBC in Montreal, recently had its end-of-year review show for 2015, and host Jean-Rene Dufort had a neat moment with Syrian refugee Osama Abdul Mohsen and Mohsen's son, Zaid (starting at the 4:50 mark in the video above).

>Dufort playfully recalled the infamous moment in which Mohsen, who was carrying his son, was tripped by a camerawoman while attempting to flee from authorities at a Hungarian camp. Fortunately, Mohsen saw the lighter side of being an expert in "kicking." Dufort then presented Mohsen -- who also happens to know a thing or two about soccer, as a coach -- with a customized Impact jersey before suprising Zaid with one as well. Zaid was reluctant to accept, though, because he is a big fan of Real Madrid due to his experience accompanying superstar Cristiano Ronaldo to the field for a game.

>Dufort convinced Zaid to take the jersey by telling him that Montreal will sign Ronaldo just like they did Didier Drogba.

>Beckham going to get ahead with his Miami expansion because he's bribing TSUUUU to come over

reeeeeeeeeeee

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>Soon

>>64696066
He's a meme who can run really fast and score a blooter or two. Like Altidore.

So LAFC is announcing their shit on the 7th (seventh)
"LAFC Takes Flight" maybe a hint?
How monumentally bad will this be if they are red and black and have a bird related logo?


Are LAFC the next NYCFC?

>>64700599
Despite everything NYCFC was still a business success, so no.

https://twitter.com/MerrittPaulson/status/684064550971256832

I am pushing MLS to ban first teams (USL diff) from playing in in-season friendlies. think this stuff is bad for us as a whole

>NYCFC linked with Jorge Teixeira and Ronald Matarrieta. A centerback and a young left back from Costa Rica

>NYCFC are also participating in the IMG cup; along with HB Koge, FC Cincinnatti and KR Reykjavik.

>The outcry at the NFL teams filing for a move has put renewed pressure for finding a stadium on Major de Blasio, who recently posted a picture on Twitter with his kid in an NYCFC jersey.

There's your NYC news dump

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/01/05/jordan-morris-seattle-sounders-werder-bremen

>Jordan Morris to train with Werder Bremen amid making club decision


Thoughts? Certainly better than selling his career to MLS and never living up to his potential (a la Donovan, Dempsey, Bradley, Mathis)

>>64701605
He should go to where ever will get him the most minutes. Ideally Europe.

>>64701605
Better for Seattle to be BTFO this way than when he inevitably chooses another team in the Superdraft

>>64701605
Wasting his ability in MLS. Needs to go to Europe and get his ass handed to him. Then he can come back to the Mls.

>>64700599
The very fact that LAFC exists is itself monumentally bad.

>>64701496
I was wondering who we would play during the preseason besides Costa Rica.

>>64702876
UNCOMMON FLAG
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>>64701605
thankfully he's not choosing some meme premier league team and going somewhere he could succeed.

rather see him in eredivisie or another feeder league for a couple years though tea bee aich

>>64703166
>honduras
>uncommon

is this literally your first day?

>>64703175
He's not going there

>>64701655
He won't get it there
>>64701658
He'd be a homegrown
>>64701728
Why?

>>64703197
>that flag
>this post
kys my dude

>>64701728
exactly. why do MCuckS fans get so upset over a second NY team yet seem to be so supportive on LAFC?

>>64703231
LAFC isn't a glorified B team

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>>64703217
LA doesn't need two soccer teams. We already have the Galaxy... NYCFC is a fucking joke. Why not put a team in a city that doesn't have one and try to expand the base of homegrown players.

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Is there any team more cringeworthy than NYCFC... why do they even exist?

>>64703813
LA is probably bigger than the next five markets combined

>>64703975
Then put it the Inland Empire or something, not two teams in the same city

>>64703932
Because nobody in NY actually thinks the Red Bulls are "an NY team".
Basically the same reason the Islanders exist minus actually having a pre-existing successful team. But who am I kidding, maybe 3 people ITT actually know about NY Sports.

>>64704749
lmao this nigga from dutchess county

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>>64703932

>>64705094
Gentrified af unless you live in Beacon

>>64704749
Born and raised New Yorker here, people do think the Red Bulls are a NY team and its helped by their deal with MSG. NYCFC exists because there is no way the league was gonna say no to those sweet middle eastern dollars and a way to involve a franchise like the Yankees even if they dont actually give a flying fuck

>>64705280
>>64705292
born in the bronx raised in CT and live in the village.

the red bulls represent american soccer before the 2010 world cup. nycfc represents the people who got into soccer after it.

the bottom line is people dont care about either. trying to wedge yourself into the authenticity debate is so stupid and, if i can, typical of the nycfc fanbase.

fat drunk hispanic dads from jersey > white young professional reddit posters but I got season tickets now and dont bother sitting in the south ward.

>mls is secretly the best growing league in the world
>rest of world will catch along to how old fashioned pro/rel is, except england and that's fine

In CHI Patrick Nyarko has asked to be traded.

nyone else /SickoftheFire'sBullshit/ here?

>>64705552
Thanks, Aron, you're always welcome here

>>64705552
The league with the best meme potential at least.

When are the jerseys for next season being revealed? I kinda want to get a DC one but I'm not sure if I should wait.

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>Man City C

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>>64703975
LA is more spread out than NYC so it does make sense to have a team in Orange County and a team in Los Angeles to completely different cultures seperate by only about 10-15 miles. Its smart for MLS to have another team in LA. I may not like it but I understand it. I hope it helps MLS grow and creates a greater following for soccer in LA.

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>>64708610
>Kappa

I miss that brand. Good stuff, never see it anymore.
>Soon

>>64705782
Update: Patrick Nyarko is headed to DC United.

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>MFW when I'm in that stadium, it's like I'm in a house of god. Nothing else matters, not the >no gf, not being a NEET, for those 90 minutes, I'm free from the worries of the world.

>>64709572
tfw nyarko, nyassi, and dom oduro are the same person

>>64709671
You mean they aren't?

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>>64709697
tfw remember the other nyassi

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boy I hope the kits are good this year. I've been meaning to get another jersey for awhile.

>>64692236
>tripfags
not even once

http://www.uslsoccer.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=210617690&DB_OEM_ID=32800
>USL Terminates Rochester Ownership Group
What?

>>64710979
Horrible week for the lower leagues of NY.

Cosmos lost probably their only good prospect after he had enough of being humiliated by them.

And Rochester needs new management.

>>64711009
>C.uckmos
CARE

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>>64711065
>Tfw the Cosmos are one more USOC failure away from folding
>Tfw once they're gone the whole NASL follows

>>64705367
As an NYCFC season ticket holder I can confirm. But going to the matches is so much fun. I sat near The Third Rail vs Orlando City back in August, fucking great

Apparantly Piotr Nowak was an absolute madman.
Thoughts Unionbros?

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>>64710721
stay irrelevant, just like your team flyover

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>>64708272
not enough niggers

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>>64711585
>anime on /sp/

>>64711585
>Posting anime

Pathetic dirt person, I'm surprised you're a virgin, don't you have a sister or cousin you can fuck 909er?

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>>64710192
>five seasons of kits
The shits is pretty dope.

>Nowak hazed players, withdrew water from 10-12 mile runs, is reported to have abused players, and owes the union over $100k in debt.

Dear lord this man is fucked up beyond fucked up.

>>64711525
The original Chip Kelly

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>>64711637
>>64711713
>STILL complaining about anime on an anime imageboard

>>64711525
So I told Nowak to skim transfer payments... he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha!

>>64711009
>tfw a kid you played soccer with is goalie for the cosmos and barbados national team

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>>64703217
>2016
>being a seattlefag

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>go to mls game
>get shot

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>>64712002
>Be Mexican in America
>On the computer shitposting instead of building the wall.

>>64711837
>/sp/-- Sports

Sports is not anime

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>On May 2014 Nowak stated "[the Union] has no money"
>this appeared to be justified because as of [May 2014] they had not and could not pay their franchise fee to MLS

This is turning into quite the wild ride.

So where is LAFC going to play? In the new LA NFL Stadium?

If the Chargers move , will the MLS instantly put an expansion team in San Deigo? Qualcomm Stadium?

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>>64712321

Jordan Morris turned pro a couple of days ago, is training for Bundesliga side Werder Bremen.

Will choose between them and the Seattle Sounders. Whichever is the best environment for him to get inform for the 2018 World Cup

>>64712749
He's not going to play for Werder Bremen

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>>64712321
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>64712787

How do you know? Jurgen might have control over him

All they have to do is match Seattle's offer sheet

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>>64712804
>>64712321

E A R N I E will save us.

>>64712830
Not that poster but I imagine Morris is smart enough to realize that going straight to Europe he'll just end up sitting on the bench. There's literally no reason for him to not go to MLS for a couple years at least.

>>64712859

A Look at Seattles starting 11 and he isn't starting there either. They have his rights in MLS because he came up through their youth system I believe

>>64712907
>implying Seattle won't play a 4-3-3 and go god mode

Also I think he's stated that he actually wants to play in Seattle.

>>64712859
>>64712907
Best case senario he pulls a Didier Drogba and cucks Seattle or whatever Euro team he goes with when he realizes he's been benched on said team.

>>64712975
>>64712946
>>64712907
>>64712859
West Coastfags GTFO

>>64712946

>move to 4-3-3 just because of some 21 yr old kid

You sound like an idiot, you watch too much barca. He has a better chance to play for that German team. Their Left Mid is fucking trash. Plus an American Striker Johannsson is there too

>>64712804
>Novak claims that The Union owes him over $1.3 million in unpaid wages

That's quite a pretty penny

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https://twitter.com/IESG_LAFC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AM I SUPPOSE TO JOIN THIS!?! GALAXY STEP UP YOUR GAME YOUR GONNA LOSE THE INLAND EMPIRE

>>64713020
They should've went to 4-3-3 after they got Martins. This just makes it even more obvious.

And no I don't watch European soccer at all because I'm not a faggot.

>>64713117
I doubt they give a fuck about the Shitland Empire m8

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>>64711713
Is this a stereotype? I never knew people in the 909 were considered inbreds like the South lol I actually think thats hilarious. Sadly i'm an only child though m8

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>>64713088
The Union ride never ends

>>64713020
He's not going to fucking play there
Plus Kevin Bacon sucks

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>LA Galxy close to signing Mike Magee
Bruce still doesn't get it.

>>64712372
at the Sports Arena after it gets demolished

>>64712804
>inb4 Twellman shoots him on sight

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>>64713277
Arena going after another former player, some things never change

>>64713346
>https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/684534874288615425

Apparantly he told Twellman about some of this.

>>64713387
I'm surprised he can specifically remember anything

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>>64712321

>>64713408
>yfw Twellman's entire reporting career has been one long CTE hallucination

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>>64713387
He just couldn't help himself

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>>64712946
Seattle is a fucking joke. You literally got cucked by your biggest rival for an MLS Cup and your team shares a field with an NFL team.

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So how far will the Sounders get before they get kyucked again this year?

>>64712787
Doesn't aron johannsson ride the bench at Bremen?

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Hey, can I try?
>Soon

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>>64714177
yes, actually. All soonposts allowed. build hype for soccer in the US.

the full season schedule gets released in 2 days, so much hype

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>>64714225
>Soon: forgot the >Soon edition, lets try that again.


>Soon: hurry up and build this too edition

>>64713937
He scored 2 goals in 6 matches then got injured

>>64708938
Shit, I do never see Kappa anymore.
Or other brands I remember from when I was a kid like Diadora.

>>64711585
>I'm relevant because I choose to be a special snowflake on an anonymous shitposting support group

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>Soon

>>64715606
LA and Orlando's new stadium designs look sick

>>64715606
>Miami

No.

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>>64712224
thanks for the excuse to post this senpai

>>64713363
>tfw SJ won't do this

I hate you so fucking much Doyle

>>64692335
This™

>>64713667
Damn, Twellman kind of got BTFO there

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>>64714949

Yeah it's like Kappa, Diadora, Hummel, Kelme and Umbro just decided to quit at the same time over 10 years ago.

Canada has Umbro kits tho.


>Soon

>>64715606

I'll believe it when I see it. Could be cancelled for the 5th time.

>>64718905
the greatest thing about big stadiums is that they have enough fucking bathrooms, I know half time is the shittiest time to go but I've waited 15-20 minutes in line on average for a non-sellout, that shit is just unacceptable

>>64718905
Umbro is Nike owned, and it's share of the market is being reduced by the day. Many Umbro teams have been taken over by Nike in Brazil and England.

>>64719010
If I own 2 companies in the same market, I wouldn't tell anyone and I would market those two companies in some hype-war against each other.

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S-soon?

>>64719206
>reserve image search
>no results
>enhance
>enhance
>enhance
>still can't recognize crest

wtf am I looking at? tornado?

>>64719309
Saint Louis FC's park, got #rekt by the damn flooding

>>64719309
the crest is that of Saint Louis Scott Gallagher, a collection of youth clubs who also play at the Soccer Park

>>64719202
Do you realise that's not how companies work, right?
>r-right anon?

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>>64719344
>>64719331
>>64719309
Water level came all the way up over the top of the fucking bleachers during the worst of it

>>64719403
>hes never seen Lord of War

you sell weapons to both countries so you make money on both sides dummy.

>>64719488
>He believes in movies 100%
Stay cucked, anon.

>>64719530
>the place that got cucked into paying for the WC and the Olympics in a 2 year span to profit american companies is trying to joke about cucking.

Brazil is cuck:the country right now desu.

>>64719488
Bad metaphor for what you're trying to get across. This is more hedging than selling to two different groups of people.

>>64719566
what about Left Twix vs Right Twix

>>64719548
>9-11

>>64719865
>being this mad

>>64701727
He's not wasting anything. He's an unproven college kid who scored a meme goal against a mexico bench team in some friendly and scores blooters on the outside of his foot. MLS is the best chance he has of getting minutes.

He's gonna be 21 and he doesn't even have a club picked out yet that's just bad.

>NYCFC have hired President of Tribeca Film Festival Jon Patricof as their new President. He is expected to take office this March

>>64719992
>projecting

>>64719416
'F'

>>64720059

top kek, gents

>>64720059

Seems like a smart move honestly. Pernetti was a con artist and Glick was CFG babby the President. This guy at leaast knows the politics of the city, which'll help with the stadium

>>64720029
Even a second tier league team in Germany or England is a better choice then Mls. Let me guess,your a flounder supporter.

>>64720415
U N P R O V E N

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>>64692236
>MTL:Syrian refugees given personalized Impact jerseys.

Cologne, Hamburg, and Stuttgart not doing this, I'm guessing.

>>64720445
Have you ever compared Mls to championship league. MLS play level is that bad. Srs

>>64720471
MLS draws more comparisons to the Eredivisie than anything else.
Anything in England is NFL-tier shitshow and not European soccer at all.

>>64720471
Right and Morris hasn't even proven to be a starter in MLS yet, what makes you think he could go to England and magically do better than here? EuroKuK pls, sit down before I go god of /mlels/ on you

>>64720457
damn you gotta be pretty messed up to attack a pretty girl like that

>>64720490
He has the opportunity to go dumbass. Why are you implying so much. Is it because it's the truth? MLS is entertaining but level isn't at liga mx.

>>64720521
I don't think you grasp the argument, for him to develop he needs to play meaningful games, not ride the bench in England, you're arguing over a guaranteed place in a team at home against the opportunity to ride the bench and see meaningless match time in any decent league

>>64720521
second off, EUROKUKS AND LOWER LEAGUE SHILLS GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64720596
>A starter in the MLS. My sides.
He'll never get the experience to even compete against a mid table NT. Why are you flounder supporter so arrogant?

Morris should've went to NASL.

>>64720763
And played with Steve Nash.

Hey everyone I'm looking for a Philadelphia Union jersey. The problem is their online store is sold out of XXL. Anyone know where I can find one in that size? Thanks.

>>64720696
>>64720596
>>96
>96

>>64720696
>my

>>64720799
>we

>>64720819
Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite pls

Lads I have 711 pages of the Nowak legal documents to read. Should be fun

>>64721258
Was a fun ride last night

>Quakes just signed Simon Dawkins as a DP
>Simon Dawkins
>DP

Is the state of California sandbagging this year?

>>64721355
SQF is probably happy, also I'm sure they can buy him down with TAM

https://twitter.com/ArmenBedakian/status/684815994976473088

So I say to Drogba Fuck those guys just retire. And he actually did the absolute madman

>>64719575
/thread

sup faggots did you miss me?

>>64721687
Last time he retired didn't he end up back at Chelsea the next season?

>>64721687
Good night Montreal.

>>64721687
Didn't he have another year on his contract with MTL? what an unprofessional faggot

WE QT DAWKINS NOW

PEPPER YOUR ANGUS /MLS/

>tfw Gordon and Beitashour are next

>>64721722
Who?
Step in line, there's at least 6 other tripfags on top of you on the totem pole

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>>64721722
No not really

>>64722319
That is a sparkly little pony.

Camp Cupcake roster
>Goalkeepers: Bill Hamid (D.C. United), Luis Robles (New York Red Bulls)
>Defenders: Kellyn Acosta (FC Dallas), Matt Besler (Sporting Kansas City), Matt Miazga (New York Red Bulls), Eric Miller (Montreal Impact), Tim Parker (Vancouver Whitecaps), Marc Pelosi (San Jose Earthquakes), Matt Polster (Chicago Fire)
>Midfielders: Fatai Alashe (San Jose Earthquakes), Michael Bradley (Toronto FC), Mix Diskerud (NYC FC), Jermaine Jones (Out of contract), Darlington Nagbe (Portland Timbers), Lee Nguyen (New England Revolution), Tony Tchani (Crew SC), Wil Trapp (Crew SC)
>Forwards: Jozy Altidore (Toronto FC), Jerome Kiesewetter (Stuttgart), Jordan Morris (Unattached), Khiry Shelton (NYC FC), Gyasi Zardes (LA Galaxy), Ethan Finlay (Columbus Crew SC)

>>64722958
If Khiry could finish worth a Damn I'd be excited. I'd rather he stay to get used to Vieira's system

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>>64722393
>knowing this name and being ok with it
I hope that mini horse haunts them in their dreams

>Rams and Chargers move to LA

>MLS comes in for the sloppy seconds

>>64723092
I'm ok with another 2011 season. By the way,can LD come back too.

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>>64722958

>>64722958
no lleget?

Who the fuck is Khiry Shelton

>>64722958
Has Aron Johannsson not recovered from his injury yet? Sorta ruins the Iceland matchup.

At least MLELS-shills will be BTFO if we perform poorly with this team against them or Canada.

>>64723862
A winger. He's part of that Adidas backed by Messi cash grab along with Zardes

>>64723873
It's not a FIFA international break, so most of the European teams won't hand over the players, hence why there's just Kiesewetter from a non-MLS team

>>64723873
>team of players from MLS loses against other team of players from MLS

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>>64722958
its cool to see pelosi get to your national team. had a real shot at making it for liverpool just got too many bad injuries. lot of talent when he was a teenager though so could still become good

>>64723925
And here I thought Klinsmann was ceding to the >we need youth and MLS crowd

>>64724157
Is this your first camp cupcake anon?

>>64724009
>Liverpool

>Kwadwo Poku, RJ Allen, and Patrick Mullins will be going to Manchester for 10 days to train with MCFC.

>Thomas MacNamara and Tony Taylor will also go to Manchester, albeit to train with MCFC's EDS

>LAGs sign Jeff Larentowicz

Does Arenas have alzheimers or something?

>>64724275
>implying the only American cupcakes are in MLS

>>64724463
Big red probably has a good year or two left in him, Chicago just used him wrong

>>64724463
It's all over m8, time to hop on the LAFC bandwagon. Don't worry, you won't even have to change your icon like on Reddit.

>>64724517
>flyover butthurt detected.

https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/684851104383811585

>M-maybe he's going to retire, b-but he didn't tell us he would...

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>soon

>>64720862
>implying my name is Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite
It's Charles Pleisstention Silva Neto, you fucking obese fat fuck.

>LA the 2016 retirement team

>>64724655
This is the best video I've ever seen in my life.

>>64724785
You're kidding, right?

>>64724785
>NEET-O

>>64724655
>DCU new stadium.webm

>>64724809
Arena teams are always retirement homes.

Who can't wait for another failed season for Seattle?

https://twitter.com/LAGalaxyInsider/status/684845245654118401

>LAG stadium could be used as an NFL stadium
>Stadium has to have turf put in

My sides

>>64725058
>laughing at somethng that could fuck up the growth of the league as a whole

cancerous

>>64725058
C U C K

>>64725118
>muh Buyern argument that LAG ensure MLELS's growth
You're the cancer

>>64725058
>https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/684851104383811585
>Cali
>Turf
fucking why? Even ARIZONA has natural grass.

>>64725058
>https://twitter.com/LAGalaxyInsider/status/684845245654118401
>mfw Houston doesn't have to deal with this.
Truly a blessing to no longer be AEG's money hole team.

https://twitter.com/didierdrogba/status/684857196644007936
Drogba still not done playing the madman.

>>64725195
>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗

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>>NFL at StubHub Center

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So LAFC is announcing their colors this week. everyone seems to think red and black. I'm hoping their gonna surprise everyone. Pink and black would be the dark horse, it fits though. Red and Blue might be good too, I'm surprised no one has tried to emulate pic related yet

>>64725844
scratch that, I forgot about new englel

>>64725844
>another red and black
They should do black and silver if they want to be a real LA team.

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>>64725882
>Revs
their kit looks like a shitty cycling jersey, who designed this crap

>>64726235
Tobasco

>>64721355
>>64722063

SJ has 4 DPs now, who's leaving?

>>64727039
Have you not heard of T A M yet? 800k to buy down the 400k-1mil salary range players into non DP, most teams would be able to have a "4th" DP if not more

>>64727520
Do you not know what a DP tag is? You can only have 3. So either someone got the tag taken off or got sold.

>player earns DP threshold
>buy him down with X TAM
>no longer counts as a DP

what do you think the Gaylaxy did with Homar last season?

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>>64727958
>>64727917
>>64727520
>>64727039
>all these ridiculous MLELS salary rules

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>>64728014
Mlels has the most abstractly run league in the world, it's truly marvelous and I think God Garber every day that the lower league shills and EuroKuKs got BTFO

>Jesse Gonzalez had accepted an invitation from Jurgen Klinsmann to join the U.S. national team's January camp after representing Mexico on the youth level.

>But the FC Dallas goalkeeper has pulled a U-turn and backed out of the chance to play for the Americans, opting to join El Tri's U-23 camp instead, sources confirmed to Goal USA on Wednesday.

>>64728078
someone needs to ssdhoop the fight and win guy in that and its perfect

>>64728109
US and Mexico are both Cuk'd for each other 2bh

>>64728109
>Dallas
>Not further known as the land for burned spic niggers
Should have known those fucks were plotting against the great USA.

>>64728109
They are literally jumping back over the border.

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>>64728136

>>64728136
Calm down deputy Bundy

>>64725058
The NFL isn't going to have one of their teams play in a 20k capacity stadium. It's either the Rose Bowl or the Coliseum that's going to be used by whichever team comes to LA until a new stadium is built.

>>64725195
feet

>>64728109
Honestly I don't want players who aren't here because they're Americans above everything else

>Major League Spanking

>still supporting this league

It's so easy to tell when you westcoastfags decide to flock to your computers, the west coast is fucking tanking this season so get ready for that, by this time next year you kids are gonna be a lot more hesitant to post the bullshit that you are right now, so why don't you all calm the fuck down and let the east show you how its done

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>>64728271

>>64728217
The Titans played in 40,000 seat Vanderbilt Stadium while waiting for their stadium to be built
I'm guessing enough temporary seating could push it over the limit

>>64728338
Even if you put temporary stands on the grass portion of the stands, I doubt you'll get near 40k. Just easier to pay rent at the other two locations that have over 90k capacity.

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>soon

>>64729510
Los
Angeles
Former
Chivas

>>64729551
Rayo OKC is going to be the next Chivas, count on it

>>64729510
is that logo real?

>>64729624
Right, maybe they should add United to their name.

>>64729624
Real logo is out tomorrow. I'm surprised they managed to avoid a leak.

>>64729655
>>64729624
Sporting Los Angeles City United Rams FC, Presented by Coca-Cola

>>64729697
>Presented by Coca-Cola
Atlanta United Football Club confirmed for cucks

>>64725058
>There is literally nothing wrong with this I welcome the Raiders/Rams but not the Chargers REEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't know why all these new team are trying to copy Europe clubs(except Orlando).

>2016
>Atlanta fc not being referred to as 'Terminus'

>>64729760
You just don't know profits

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>>64729802
>Terminus! Legion! Clap Clap clapclapclap

>>64729848
>implying
Happymerchant.png

COME ON ATLANTAAAA

FIGHT

AND KEK

>>64729802
>giving up the GOAT Silverbacks nickname

>>64730181
>Nigger city
>Gorilla FC

What time is LAFC's logo reveal?

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In honor of the LAFC millenials launching their crest tomorrow you must make a crest in paint in less than 30 seconds

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>>64733381

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>>64733381
>>64733381

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>>64733381

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>>64733639
or

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>>64733381

>>64712002

Galaxy with the 100% fatality rating