/cric/

Cheeky six lads.

wrongchi on getting out in the next few overs watch

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ree

>Ronchemeswell

people are saying mean things to Mel on her instagram account

quite surprising that there are more people attacking her than white knighting her in the comments

what the literal fuck was that shot

>>64691980

>P..P..P..P..P.. PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSGODS
pathetic

>>64692001

Chris Rogers on suicide watch

>>64691975
What's the problem?

>>64692010

>Not the black pepe with dreads

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>>64692026
this?

>>64692025

its been like that for 24 hours now and its a bonus bet so I need to turn it over several times within 7 days

times a wasting

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>Melbourne Renegades import Chris Gayle has offered an apology of sorts
>A visibly rattled McLaughlin

Fucking Christ I hate sensationalistic nonsense. Just gutter journalism inserting your personal opinion and twisting the situation and words to fit your agenda. It's not supposed to be an opinion piece.

/cric/ really turned into /pol/-light after the whole sexist interview happened

>>64692035

MIGOS
I
G
O
S

>>64692066
It really hasn't

BIG

>>64692055
Is that Davey Waughner or Uwe Boll
>I'm the only fucken genius in this whole fucken sport, cunt.

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>>64692052

>Leave gutter journalism to me

>>64692066
>sexist interview
[citation needed]

Even PIERS FUCKING MORGAN didn't think this was bad

kek

KEK

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/683983754604507136
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/683984687874834432

if PIERS MORGAN can see the double standards here and YOU can't, then YOU should knit your socks.

300 incoming?

>>64692089
go into the archives m8
lots of talk about SJW's and liberal vs conservative politics after that happened

>"Let's just take it as it was: a bit of a laugh from a known joker," the hockey player Georgie Parker said.

>"I like to be told I'm pretty sometimes too. That's all he was saying."

>Parker also suggested if she acted in the same way towards a male interviewer, "I'm fairly sure no one would blink an eye lid".

Absolu-fucken-lutely based
AGAIN. It's the fucking men getting offended on behalf of women and women themselves not giving a shit.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

ronchi pulls a shitty hook and is out by 40

>>64692150
Notice that shes pretty and all the ugly girls are against Gayle

>>64692144
that isn't even /pol/, whinging isn't tolerated anywhere on this site

/pol/ v triggered around here lately

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>>64692170
>and all the ugly girls are against Gayle

>>64692150
It's literally just because he's a scary black man.

Now I want to see one of the players make a similar comment to one of the male commentators - just something like "sweet cock bro" - and see whether there is a controversy.

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guys im so lonely

/afl/ when?

>>64692191
I remember Reality Cunt got BTFO by that English lad living in Germany

>Black guy getting a hard time in Australia

Not surprised tbphwyl.

>>64692226
We need more talk about male genitalia during cricket commentator to scare off normie faggots and seething casuals

What's the best way to dreg a bong lads, I don't think I'm doing it right, should there be sparks when I smoke it?

Women are more sensitive then men

Jman: "Perfect in Melbourne. Blue skies, a few clouds and 22 degrees at noon. #JustSaying"
Joel: "@Jman Perfect weather in Adelaide too, blue skies a few clouds, no chance of rain and 25 degrees at midday #JustSaying"

Irrelevant states on suicide watch

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>>64692066
8pol reporting in here

You're all lightweights

>>64692228
we all are, vicotria student with no job
>hanged out with cristian friends from church after 4 years
> they are all adults and had a nye drinking party wth GIRLS from other churches ended up drinking tequila shots with 4 of them,
> one of the christian girls started shaknig her booty through her skirt
>meeting up for 3 days at rye next month
>might be living in their shared house in roville when i get a job

NEver had friends in school now the chrstian church friends are now all career scucessful friends even kissed a girl i was friends with before now she is a 24 year old grade 3 teacher

>>64692273
>Perfect weather in Adelaide too
Nice day to take the kids for a drive down to the wharf

>>64692273
>It has literally never been sunny elsewhere while a rainy test has been played in Melbourne or Adelaide

This is the most retarded thing to be proud of I've ever seen - "My city is better because when it was raining somewhere else it wasn't raining here".

>>64692327
>This is the most retarded thing to be proud of I've ever seen

Actually being a supporter of any left-wing political party is worse

>>64692273
That reeks of insecurity

are these 3 commentators for NZ, channel 10 bogan-tier?

>>64692359
>channel 10 bogan-tier

jesus fucking christ learn your memes you shitcunt pooinloodian

it's Channel 9 with the shit-tier bogan commentators

The Channel 10 guys are fine

>>64692286
LE

>>64692273
>Perfect in Melbourne. Blue skies, a few clouds and 22 degrees at noon. #JustSaying
>Perfect in Melbourne. Hasn't rained for ages. Another devastating set of bushfires just around the corner. #JustSaying
>Perfect in Melbourne. Blue skies, a few clouds and 22 degrees at noon. Raining and 16 degrees at 1. Sunny and 40 degrees at 2. Hail at 3. #JustSaying

>Perfect weather in Adelaide too, blue skies a few clouds, no chance of rain and 25 degrees at midday #JustSaying
>Perfect weather in Adelaide too, can really appreciate it when all industry in your state is dead and you have no job. #JustSaying.

Is Martin Cucktill allowed to flirt with his wife during the interview or is that considered sexist?

Ronchi on hitting directly to fielders watch

I have three members passes (Sir Donald Members Stand/western/south entrance) with me for tonight. Anyone wants to come along?

>>64692377
>W..WE CAN BE SUNNY AS WELL
>P....PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG SYDNEY

Pathetic desu

>>64692375
They're both shit mate, but holy fuck mate the Channel 10 guys are just as much bogans if not moreso than the Channel 9 crew.

When Kevin Pietersen is infinitely more well spoken than anyone else in the commentary box then something is wrong.

Is Luke Ronchi better or worse than Shane Watson?

im leaning towards better

Will Trump win the election?

>>64692414
>LE FUGG ZHANE WATSON XD XD

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So brave tbhonest.

>>64692431
Will Trump served aboard a Landing Craft Infantry vessel during four amphibious assaults, during World War II m8

>Santner
>good

pick one

>>64692456
YOU
O
U

>>64692446
Has whatshername actually said anything about it? Has she described how he lunged at her and had nothing but cold malevolence in his eyes?

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>>64692431
The amount of Libtard will be glorious

Just watched it then, yeah she did seem pretty pissed off and SEETHING but you could hear the commentary team laughing in the background, so it's a bit rich for them to accuse him of sexism and the like when they're laughing about it until people raise a stink and for employing her in the first place purely based on her appearance.

I mean for fuck sake they even tweeted it and only took it down because people gave them shit about it and pretended to care. I mean for fuck sake it's just spineless nonsense especially considering Andy Maher said one of the West Indian players had to go coco bananas the other night and the general attitude of the commentary team.

>>64692465

wow he hit a 130 kp/h knee-high full toss over a 35m boundary

such impressive

Santa on GOAT finisher watch

>It's a poopeeland statpads episode

>>64692445
>>64692445

Why did Brendan McCullum steal Richie McCaw's plea for help during the world cup and try to pass it off as his own?

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Nobody wants to go with me >>64692394

>>64692456
Did pretty well desu senpai lad

wow he hit a 130 kp/h half volley over a 35m boundary

such impressive

>>64692500
>LE DOGE XDDDDDDDDDD

>>64692500
EVEN I COULD GET 100 AGAINST THE WEST INDIES!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is Santa elite?

>>64692527

HARAM
A
R
A
M

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-05/jessica-yates-interviews-chris-gayle/7068092

See, she handled it well. Clearly gave it back to him and no hard feelings.

>>64692545
this madman cannot be stopped

JUST

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR713.loop.shtml

Sri Lanka have got this tbqh

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>SJW's ruining MY cricket
>Black Bull Chris wont comeback next season now because of this

>>64692557
>SA
>0 flood warnings

>Vic
>1 flood warning

>NSW
>3 flood warnings

>QLD
>5 flood warnings

Rest of Australia are you even trying?

>>64692604
Womens feelings are the reason players won't be coming back. This current mindset of women/white knights is pathetic

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>>64692658
>This current mindset of women/white knights is pathetic

>>64692672
Why is daniel vettori wearing a baggy green?

>>64692672
Literally looks like my 83 year old grandfather and he was a redhead in his youth too.

Just had a cheeky wank at work lads

>>64692672
What did Chris do?

Daily reminder that women shouldn't be allowed in the male locker room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82nzJ-V40X8

>>64692776
Implied he was sexist and said that was why he avoided him when he was playing for the Thunder despite it most likely being because he was black.

>This ABC Grandstand segment
>"What decade are we living?"

If they drop the current year bomb I might spunk myself lads

>>64692776
Slammed Chris Gayle and said he is notorious for this behavior and used to stay away from him

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You seriously can't script this shit

>>64692834
He stayed away from him by making sure he wasn't selected in the test team for the majority of his career.

Stunning and brave.

>>64692841
>Was a fat slob of a teenager with an edgelord personality who blamed women or all his ills because no girl will sleep with him
>Is now a fat slob of a young "adult" with a thin-wristed faggot personality who falls over himself to defend the fair maidens
>Still gets no pussy

How does he not realise that he has always been the problem?

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BoM is doing memes now

JUST

>>64692834

If i was a 7 ft tall multi-millionaire mortadella swinging black guy id ask out every cute girl i see too

>>64692898
It's so glaringly obvious that I'm surprised he can't see it.

He want from a bitter virgin to a desperate virgin. Hopefully an hero is next.

>>64692776
A black man hit on a white woman & obviously 4chan is angry people don't like this.

>Gayle labelled 'a creep' with a track record of disrespecting female journalists

>Ausjws

>>64692898
White nights and MRAs are exactly the same.

One set thought they could win over girls by being nice to them, the others got bitter and twisted from being ignored and started hating women for it.

They literally made the star wars films about this shit.

Became a cricket fan after World Cup 2015 and fell in love with Glenn Maxwell (the exciting allrounder from Australia.) Because of him, became an Australia fan, but in reality, I only liked him. After the World Cup, he didn't seem to be playing for Australia when they came to the Caribbean (which is really close to where I live!) so I searched for a new team that would fit me better. I started playing playing Don Bradman Cricket 14, and I found Brendan McCullum’s amazing flat-bat rating (at this time, I made my Reddit account which is how I got my name.) I looked at the team, and I also found that half of the players were also really attractive (read: Martin Guptill), even more so than Maxwell. I became bored of Don Bradman Cricket as the summer went on, and I remember the exact moment I wanted to be a New Zealand fan. Our game against England- I just got home from Costco with my dad. When we got home, the game was on Willow TV. I was a whole lot more interested in watching the game than going out. We unpacked our stuff (including the best nachos in the world,) and as my dad was preparing lunch, I didn't help him and watched the game, watching McCullum, Williamson, etc. From that point on each time I woke up each day, the first thing I did was turn on the game, and I watched the final session. I realized "wow, this team is amazing." I started to watch their games more often, and then I started going on here and now I'm obsessed. My brother claims that I'm a bandwagon, but if I was a bandwagon, I'd be an Australia fan (despite Maxwell playing for them.)

TL;DR- Started likening cricket because of Maxwell, became an Australia fan, "glove didn't fit," looked for a new team, discovered McCullum, saw game on TV, became a fan.

fuck this partnership better end quick

Is Trent Boult related to Trent Bridge?

Simon Doull is basically a fat Bashar al-Assad

>>64693108

>Copying American pasta

Meatballs instead of test Yawnket?

If I was 13 again in 1996 this would've been heaven.

whats this WASP thing mean lads?

>>64693184
world all star poker

>>64693199
35% chance of poker?

>>64693184
the number of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants at the match

>>64693215
no its 100% check in the rooms

Henry to replace Southee when?

>shit lanka

>>64693333
gonna check my own digits though

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>>64693184
weighted average score or something
pretty much some bullshit projected total that takes into account wickets and rr

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-3384542/You-t-ball-claims-Steven-Finn-England-miss-chance-seize-control-second-Test-South-Africa.html

>Finn, who reacted slowly to another chance, said: ‘It’s not easy to see the ball here. The level of the crowd and the colours in the crowd — you just lose it when the ball gets a bit older and darker.

"red" ""ball"" on suicide watch

reminder that T20 and Day/Night memes are the future of cricket

>>64693184
Wachim al Sandhalal Peters, Englands new spinner

>>64693168

based 70s panty shots

>>64693462
So basically the double at 30 overs rule of thumb, but some autist has projected a graph over all overs?

is timber decking the new fashion for cashed-up bogans doing renovations?

>The SCG Trust's audacious bid to poach a second Test match next summer has sparked a potential four-state fight for hosting rights to an early-season day-night Test.
>Competition to be part of the pink ball revolution intensified after SCG Trust chairman Tony Shepherd urged Cricket Australia to give the venue an extra Test to go along with its traditional New Year's fixture.

>It prompted Cricket Victoria chief Tony Dodemaide to throw Melbourne into the ring, blowing wide open what had been thought of as a two-horse pink-ball race between Brisbane and Hobart. Adelaide was described as a "lock" by CA chief James Sutherland after the success of the inaugural day-night Test under lights

>The daring moves are set to put the Trust and Cricket Victoria on a collision course with Cricket Tasmania, who stand to be the biggest loser from the developments. The Apple Isle had already been under intense pressure from Canberra to host one of the six Tests against South Africa and Pakistan.

http://www.BAKA.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-west-indies-scg-launches-bid-to-host-two-tests-each-summer-20160104-glyxpj.html

Cucktoria on suicide watch

Irrelevant states on suicide watch

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>yfw after millenia of oppression women become the dominant gender in the latter half of the 21st century

>>64693549
>cashed up bogans doing renovations

cashed up bogans don't do renovations mate. They buy off the plan at some massive development out in the western suburbs.

>>64693184
Win And Score Predictor

>>64693587

I thought the dream was to be a MDMA snorting, schooey chugging Scott Cam.

wigget

New Don Bradman vidya when?

>Shit Lelka

Are NZ that good or are SL that shit?

>>64693738

end of this year

Will Mathews ever be good again

>>64693770

NICE
I
C
E

COVERS ARE OFF LADS

>>64693634
They do that at work, not at home.

>>64693815

its raining so heavily the covers are on in my backyard

>>64692948
>white woman
Kek,she brown as fuck boyee

>>64691975

looking at the forecast, Im unironically there wont be another ball bowled in the match

Looking at the forecast, this is going to happen tomorrow aswell

should I cashout lads?

> 2 runs in the past 3 overs
> both sundries

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wheres the cunt who was saying the media wouldnt give a stuff about this?

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kek

even the real news sites are all over it

>>64693980

Daily Mail will jump on anything that gives them an excuse to post pictures of a decent looking female.

>earplugs are advised
what did he mean by this?

>>64692286
Sup lad ;)

>>64693980
The reporter he told to be quiet is clearly male
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/chris-gayle-mel-mclaughlin-interview-20160104-glzecu.html

>Bond still bowling at 130 in his 40s
Based

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Even Pee Pooland has it

>Kiwis facing life in Australian prison

kek

KEK

>>64694025
>Mel put Gayle in his place

They must have watched a different interview. I could hear the waves lapping inside her cunt and I had my TV on mute.

santa on maiden watch

>>64694025
> real news
> baka

Not for the past ten year mate

>>64694087
Does Duck Smuth have much of a presence in Poo Peeland?

i literally dont get why there is any backlash against gayle

simply saying "drinks after" is now a national issue

wtf

>>64694087
lol no one fuckings cares, it's just a shitty attempt to drum up controversy to make it seem like people actually give a shit about cricket

up next: 80 year old lawn bowls player makes rude joke about the size of his bowls

>>64694176
yes, not as much as Noel Leeming though

>>64694087
>even poo peeland

nzherald and stuff are both clickbait tier these days, it would be shocking if they didn't cash in on this

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day three and four washed out

windies declare on 247 or whatever they are now after a wet start to day five
australia have to meme a 250 in conditions where they don't know how many overs they will get

GOAT test incoming desu

>>64694185

cricket is the real winner

Based Bash on relevance watch

>>64694196

name one news source which isn't. ABC would be the only one I can think of and that's only because they dont give a figg about profit margins.

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>>64694196
it really is

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ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE ITS JUST A JOKE BRO

>>64694230
it was, no one would actually hit on someone on live TV

>Shit Lelkan """"""""""""""genetics"""""""""""""""""""

>>64694226
>Marie Kondo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo

>She makes a living off of not being a slob
>Not being a fucking child is a growth industry

Anyone who denies we are in moral decay is a lunatic

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>>64694272
>She was listed as one of the world's 100 most influential people by Time Magazine in 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnRmId1g2mY

West Indians love Mel

Is Mount Maunganui a meme?

>>64694304
>sloightly uncomfortable

>>64694325
it's where Cucklanders go every summer because they're tired of drowning at Piha

>>64694325
There is only one meme town in NZ m8:

P A L M Y
A
L
M
Y

>>64693770
Really?

>>64694331

You realize that we would pronounce it "slutly", right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YbFjQYjdY4&feature=youtu.be

watching it again is even funnier:

0:42 - Junior giggling in the background

Howie: "and Mel runs off with bright red cheeks"
Junior: "what did he say he injured? His groin?"

Everyone seems to have ignored those parts

>>64694363
stop pandering

>>64694325

Yes, but it's a facebook tier meme

P A L M Y
A
L
M
Y

is the true patrician taste meme

>>64694356
Palmerston North is supposedly the /gong/ of NZ

>>64694409

its more like the Armidale of NZ

Palmy isn't even on the coast, its nothing like /gong/

its a shitty uni town, just like Armidale

>He's a real wicket-taker

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/cricket/chris-gayle-faces-cricket-australia-sanctions-over-controversial-interview-with-channel-10s-mel-mclaughlin/news-story/112048d7837a8e1483b0440587b8fec0

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>>64694479
based

Chris Rogers on suicide watch

>>64694479
71% think gayle did nothing wrong

little bit more faith in australia than this morning

I would personally be honoured if a West Indian demigod asked me for a drink

>THE Social Justice Warriors are in a frenzy of faux outrage over Chris Gayle’s sleazy remarks while others are comparing it to Julia Morris drooling over the Bondi vet. Both are wrong, writes Rita Panahi.

HeraldSun confirmed /pol/

>>64694448

palmy has the most gang members per head out of any city in new zealand, and has an army base nearby

students, mongrel mob members and army cunts all congregate into the same two nightclubs every night because it's new zealand and there's nothing else to do.

If Palmy was coastal at least a few of them would drown every night

>>64694531

So Palmy is a small version of Canberra then?

Because I went to ANU and what you just described is Civic in Canberra every Saturday night. Except it's ADFA, and townies.

>>64694529
>only just now realising that rita is literally /pol/
the best thing is she's a brown woman so the SJWs have no idea how to respond to her

>>64691934
Can someone make a 'why.jpg' thingy with the word Majestic from his arm and his face

Laura McGoldrick >Mel
high test 10's beat skinny 10's every time

>>64694621
>Laura McGoldrick

who

and

>Mel
>10

pick one

>>64694643
she's the Mel of New Zealand cricket. You watching the NZ vs SL game m8?

>>64694621
i'd give mel a 6 and that laura woman a 7

are >we really still talking about this shit?

>>64694666

I'm not even sure I'm going to watch the Australian pyjama games

I sure as fuck am not watching pyjama cricket between two substandard teams

wow

The SJWs are going to win

http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2015-16/content/story/958181.html?CMP=chrome

it's almost been 7 years since Guptills ODI debut
fuck

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>>64694621
>this woman is a better than Mel

jesus it's times like this that I realise how different Australia and New Zealand are.

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>>64694732

kek

KEK

THIS is a 10/10 in New Zealand

>>64694732
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/local/massacre-survivor-still-haunted-1-5630409

>Laura McGoldrick was injured as Michael Atherton went on a shooting rampage at their home in Horden, killing her mother, Susan McGoldrick, 47, her aunt, Alison Turnbull, 44, and cousin, Tanya Turnbull, 24, on New Year’s Day last year

what

>>64694732
>>64694756
XD

>>64694732
>>64694756
literally never seen her before to be honest

>>64694732
>>64694756
Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck is wrong with that shithole

>>64694529
>tfw you will never be paid to write stuff like "It’s as if these people can’t function if they’re not perpetually perturbed by something, as long that something is trivial. SJWs rarely worry about issues of substance."

>>64694732
>>64694756
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/75633371/Laura-McGoldricks-interview-with-husband-Martin-Guptill-a-contrast-to-Gayle

who is that ugly bitch supposed to be?

Does anyone have a laura folder that they'd be keen on dumping?

>>64694783
she's a brit massacre survivor, but she has the same name as Guptill's wife

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/75633371/Laura-McGoldricks-interview-with-husband-Martin-Guptill-a-contrast-to-Gayle

fucking lmao

>nz journalism

>XD WE ARE SO GREAT XD LOOK HE DIDN'T ASK HER OUT WOW EVEN THOUGH THEY LITERALLY FUCK EVERY NIGHT

>>64694529
>reading Rita Panahi articles
>ever
"""no"""

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>>64694783

"tell us about the petch"

>>64694783
>http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/75633371/Laura-McGoldricks-interview-with-husband-Martin-Guptill-a-contrast-to-Gayle

>that poll
>asking out your wife

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING

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Kia Ora lads! Just here to post the apex 10/10 high test gorgeous kiwi woman that is driving men wild in Aotearoa!

>>64694817
Guppy's pretty autistic though, he was probably too nervous.

>>64694783
Seriously surprised they actually did a full interview without cracking up honestly

>>64694817

hi daniel

>>64694603
>>64694603
pls guys

NZ are literally throwing away an easy win before our very eyes boys

>>64694820
>LE ACCENT DIFFERENCES XDDD

>>64692389
for >>64694817

>>64694817
>two (2) polls with multiple answers essentially being the "no, shut the fuck up for one second you crybabby sjw retards" and only one being the "emotional appeal for someone to think of the children" so that every poll gives an advantage in numbers to the butthurt social justice babby crowd
>their favoured response is still not the majority

eat shit stuff.co.nz you sniveling assmunchers

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ayy lmao just found her "facebook page"

>>64694858
Speaking like a literal retard isn't an accent

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>>64694866

>>64694866
What a professional couple.

>>64694910
fuck I was just about to post that

>>64694910
Imagine someone in the media commenting on the size of Elyse's breasts or lack there of

>>64694910
>Can I get 302 likes for the 302 minutes of 'downtime' I have spent with b-mac since his phenomenal innings?

Why isn't Laura>Mel a bigger deal than Holly>Ellyse lads?

>>64694895
You realise you probably sound like a retard to some posh london cunt?

>>64694895
my English mate says that the NZ accent is more familiar and less whiny than Australia's

>>64692055
What's Jess Yates up to these days?

let's be honest
it's only because he is black
which is good

>>64695041
V8 Supercars

>>64695114
hard to argue with that

>>64695114
Chris Gayle is a real life Alberto Barbosa

>>64695041
He died back in the 90s

>>64694958
http://strawpoll.me/6454578

>>64695145
I'm voting Laura, she actually seems fun

Fuck pyjama cricket is lame

wigget

>'uuuuuum i dont know'

>>64695187
>voting for a sexist pig

disgusting.

Laura-"so who's gonna win the cricket?"
little girl-"Uh, I don't know"
Laura-"Ok,well there you go back to you guys"

awkward.jpeg

>>64695145
>really cute face, okay proportions, seems a bit stuck up
vs
>okay face, solid thick juicy legs, has solid banter

Tough choice, Mel's cuter, but on the whole you gotta give it to Lazza

santa on 6 watch

>>64695348
face-(full face) Laura>(Wogish looks)Mel
body/proportions- (thick) Laura>(skinny) Mel
personality- (fun,sold banter) Laura>(cunty) Mel

I'd would have loved to see how Laura would handle Gayle's banter

>>64695446
wog girls are fine 2bh, wouldn't mind some Greek immigration to NZ

bane bowling lads

>>64695482
>wog girls are fine

'no'.

5 (FIVE) CALTEX STARS
HENRY ON GOAT WATCH

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>>64695482
>wog girls are fine 2bh

Lads did you see Daniel's band changed their name

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>>64695482
>Give me the Melbourne
>Say no more senpai

>>64695549
is this real

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>>64695549

3:31pm: A total wipe out. The third day has been abandoned at the SCG without a ball being bowled. Buh-bye for now.

>>64695549
Its funny as fuck when the fat women dress like that

what did the moaning cunt have to say about the Chris Gayle interview afterwards?
It seemed like harmless banter, a little unprofessional for sure but not worth having a fucking cry about.

>>64695724

she was "hurt, embarrassed and angry"

no actual statement from her mouth tho

>>64695724
wow be careful you dont offend anyone with that comment bro

what the fuck is a slutwalk
http://slutwalkmelbourne.com.au/

>>64695724
>moaning cunt

*winces*
*curls lips*
*gags*

EUGHHHHHHH

>>64695754
an excuse to wear no clothing and get away with it

post awkward encounters that would trigger SJW's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pgx6-qQrxE

>>64695724

Yeah her cunt would have been moaning for that big black cock

>>64695740
What a fucking idiot. I'm not an attractive man so I never attention from girls and it makes my fucking day when desperate old ladies at my work make sexual comments about me even though I'm not interested in them at all.

Imagine being so entitled that someone giving you a cheeky compliment makes you hurt, embarrassed and angry.

tipping sri lanka to win this.

>>64695811

D A N I E L
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>>64695811
I'm 6'1" and good looking and I love it when old ladies and fags hit on me.

>>64695811
for fuck sake mate she didn't say anything about it. Leave Mel alone she is a nice lady.

>>64695811
Further proof that being attractive is very hard mode in life

>>64695849
This, the media's just putting words in her mouth

>>64695811

on reflection, you're probably based, elite and muscular 3rd Peewi

Trannyiel is far too arrogant and lacks the self-awareness to admit he is anything but a 10/10

>>64695826
Number of people who have incorrectly called other people me in 2016: 9

>>64695867
Would you dedicate a song to RC daniel?

>>64695863
I'm an objective 4/10 and I've known that my whole life mate

Where the actual fuck did you pull "arrogant" from?

>>64695867

knit your socks

>>64695792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk

>>64695890

you've posted numerous times about how you think you're too good for certain girls and that you would never lower your "standards"

>>64695867
He did correct himself >>64695863

>>64695886
Do you like keep my facebook page bookmarked or something so that you see everything I post and make reference to it?

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>>64695920

>>64695910
I literally haven't, ever.

Too good? For fucking who? Girls literally don't talk to me

>>64695863
I'm tall and fit and young looking which the old ladies love, unfortunately my face isn't great looking and girls my age only seem to like guys with gay ass beards and shit tattoos.
At least I think thats what they like, what the fuck do girls even like these days? Nothing I have whatever it is.

>>64695890
kek that self esteem lad

>>64695938

ah must have been statschink then. On the rare occasion that his inferiority complex hasn't taken over and he isn't frothing at the mouth, his posts can read like yours.

what happened to Chloe?

>>64695862
>>64695849
OK I'll reserve judgement on her cuntyness until she actually says something herself.

How many girls have you rooted in the last week lads?

2 here.

>>64695945
My self esteem is doing alright at the moment actually but six months ago it was literally rock bottom

Don't know how many of you were there a few weeks ago for when I posted the Pippa conversation but until a few months ago she was literally and unironically the only female in the history of my life to have admitted a romantic interest in me. Girls have never liked me, and for good reason. I'm not fucking arrogant jesus christ where did that meme come from

HOLD THE LINE

>>64695998
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2 in the last 6 years la

>>64695944
Confidence, class and and coolness.

Coolness isn't shit tattoos and beards. It's doing and saying what you like and not caring about what others think.

>>64696017
RC on father figure watch

can someone explain the whole jamie briggs scenario to me?

>>64696017

and howd that work out for you?

Enjoying the humidity?

>>64695978
>what happened to Chloe?
It wasn't actually her I was referring to when I said I nearly had a gf, in case you guys didn't realise that.

She was clearly into me though, and I talked to her a bit but I wasn't really feeling it. Might go there if I get desperate

>>64696017
Yeah but thats bullshit. I don't have class but I have the other stuff, I think what they really want is be good looking and don't be ugly.

>>64696012
>2 in the last 6 years
>I've had 6 in the last 6 years and I was in a relationship with one girl for 5 of those years

Sometimes I forget that you guys are all super autistic.

>>64696017
>It's doing and saying what you like and not caring about what others think.
Daniel here. I'm literally convinced this is the reason no one is ever interested in me, this is terrible advice.

>literally chocking that game away

I've had sex with 2 girls.

I lost my virginity with a girl and LITERALLY blew my load on the 1st pump. We never had sex again and she LITERALLY deleted me off Facebook yesterday.

The 2nd girl is my current perfect gf.

>>64696081

>babby just worked out Reality Cuck and his aborted narrative is full of shit

>>64695998
I have literally not got laid since April 2015 and I still reckon I'm beating half of you

>>64696081
Yeah I'm with you Danny boy, you would do a lot better with girls if you go out of your way to be whatever you think they want rather than 'just b urself'

choke blacks are back lads

Why do ODIs exist again?

>>64696078
>Sometimes I forget that you guys are all super autistic.

I do my best everyday to remind everyone m8

>>64696106

a-atleast we're all beating the threadcounter, r-right?

>>64696114

they were the t20's of the 70's

>>64696081
It legitimately is shit advice. Caring what others think is a big step towards both being a nice person and not being autistic

>>64696106
add another year for me m8

>>64696099
I did that too but she was my gf so at least I got the chance to redeem myself

>there are "people" here that aren't autistic or depressed

For what fucking purpose?

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>>64696099
>lost my virginity with a girl and LITERALLY blew my load on the 1st pump. We never had sex again and she LITERALLY deleted me off Facebook yesterday.

>>64696046
Got drunk and cracked onto one of his staff in a Hong Kong bar which is a huge no no, plus he's married. She complains officially, he has to resign from the ministry, then he leaks her pic to the media.

Scumbag

I just finished reading the entirety of the 141 page Elliot Rodger manifesto that was linked here last night.
Ask me anything.

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>>64694025
>>64694087

What the fuck is Dick Smith?
What is the nearest UK or US equivalent?

>>64696065
You don't have class you get no arse. Every component is important for attracting women.

>>64696147
Link? Might be interested in this. Is it as good as the Denko story?

>>64696147
Can you please kys?

>>64696132
I still slept over for the night and she made me sleep on the side of the bed I cummed all over.

>>64696138
I can still see her account, so I know she didn't deactivate it or anything like that.

She got in a relationship recently so maybe she deleted me and her temptations for my little sensitive pencil cock.

>>64696147
Whats the best beverage to throw on a girl if you want her to like you? Orange Juice, coffee or a fancy cocktail?

>>64696147
Had his family life been more traditional during childhood do you believe he would have turned out differently?

>>64696147

why couldnt he get laid?

could you relate with him at any level?

>>64696147
watch this kid
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCG4hdoPoI-poNDKA5Winxg
He's an autistic flip who's Rodger's "successor"

>>64696148
Radioshack

>>64696147
No spoilers m8, I'm going to read it tomorrow.

>>64696148
Dunno bestbuy maybe?

It's an electronics retailer founded by a slighty-crazy yet based man of the same name that is famoud for making puns on the "dick" name.

>>64696147

What implications do you think his experiences have for the statsautist?

>>64696148

Radioshack

>>64696148

Target

Is Whirlpool the best Australian forum in existence?