Became a soccer fan after World Cup 2014 and fell in love with Oscar (the adorable attacking mid from Brazil.) Because of him, became a Chelsea fan, but in reality, I only liked him. After 2014-2015, I searched for a new team that would fit me better. Almost became a Bayern fan until Basti moved to Man U. (thank god for that) I also started playing FIFA, and I found Aubameyang's 99 pace (at this time, I made my Reddit account which is how I got my name.) I looked at the team, and I also found that half of the players were also really attractive (read: Mats Hummels), even more so than Oscar. I became bored of FIFA as the summer ended, and I remember the exact moment I wanted to be a BVB fan. Our game against Ingolstadt- I was at Costco with my dad. When we walked in, the game was on one of the TVs in the front. I was a whole lot more interested in watching the game than going shopping. We got our stuff (including the best nachos in the world,) and as my dad was checking out, I didn't care to go with him and watched the game, looking for Hummels, Aubameyang, etc. When we got home, the first thing I did was turn on the game, and I watched the final 10 minutes. I realized "wow, this team is amazing." I started to watch their games more often, and then I started going on here and now I'm obsessed. My brother claims that I'm a bandwagon, but if I was a bandwagon, I'd be a Bayern fan (despite Basti leaving.)
TL;DR- Started likening soccer because of Oscar, became a Chelsea fan, "glove didn't fit," looked for a new team, 99 pace and 99/10, saw game at Costco, became a fan.
Now i remember why i left this board. Thanks for giving me cancer single handidly
Unsubscribed
>>64691809
>>64691872
https://www.reddit.com/r/borussiadortmund/comments/3ydfh1/for_all_the_foreign_fans_out_there_and_i_guess/cycqkoz
>>64691809
>women
>sports fans
pick one
he may be a faggot too
I want to
>Americans
but I can't even do that anymore with that Canadian slav faggot who bandwagons Bayern. the bundesliga is clearly cancer
>Oscar
stopped reading there
This is some quality bait.
I would do her
>>64692333
Id let her sit on my face til she farts the smell of a thousand kebab into my nostrils
wut
>>64692270
This
>tots aubameyang
And she's a pacewhore on FIFA too that bitch
>>64692333
>>64692371
>>64691809
>It's real
/sp/ may be shit for 3 years now, but there's a reason why I'm here forever. That is the alternative.
>>64691809
You sound a lot like my wife's son
>literally a complete shameless dirtmund bandwagoner
>doesn't get torn up like the lifelong bayern fan just cause he picked the only team that ever really challenges them domestically
>>64692688
fuck off you slav bandwagoning shit
>>64692735
I just realized it was literally reddit but please, stay mad
Are you coming out of the closet?
Careful lads, this is some top notch stuff. even better than >my wife's son. it its glory days
I've been a lifelong Dortmund fan now for 3 months, and I can honestly say that we are without doubt the greatest club in Europe.
All of youse are fucking shite
Soccer is the worst sport on the face of this planet and it was created by dirty fucking protestant cunts.
>>64693386
shut up you little cunt, i will fuck you up