Official Detroit Red Wings vs New Jersey Devils Thread

I feel gud about this one bois

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go wings

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>Jordin TooToo

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

Zajac almost there

Can't zazz the mrazz

>>64690942
>smith
0/10, would not bang slags

>>64690942

>Keanu Reeves

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Last greece thread this season boys (and possibly girls)

BROKEN UP BY HENRIQUE

>>64691063
Thank fucking christ

>>64691063
why last?
every team faces the other only 3 times?
I didn't know that

>>64691118
Teams face each other a different number of times depending on if they play in the same division/conferance pretty much.

Who /wingspls/ here?

>>64691118
Ps. If you'd play all teams 3 times you would play more than 82 games.

>>64691167
Everyone except greece :)

>>64691149
so is this going to be the last time the two teams meet this season?

>>64691187
That is correct.

>>64691178
that's right, I 'm /devilsfuckyeah/

>loaded curly fries

Wut

LAAAAAAAAARKIN!!!

LMAO SMOKED

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GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLAAAAZZZIOOO!!!!!!!

JUSTICE
>JUSTICE
JUSTICE
>JUSTICE

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HEAD HUNTING LAR-KUN YOU NEW JERSEY SHITS

GET FUCKED NERDS

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SSSSSCCCCCAAAARRRR

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>>64691267
>blackhawks fans

Stay in the net pls, mraz

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>>64691281

You seem upset

How can one 19 year old be so GOAT lads?

>new jersey literally won't stop bringing up '95
Why do I have to live in this TV market?

im late but

LARKIN
A
R
K
I
N

>>64691432
Thought I was posting it here tbqh

>>64691320
that's the reason it's not 1-1 right now

>>64691471

>posting the same thing twice in the same thread

Sure ya did bud

so

smith isnt shit anymore

who knew?

how do you fuck up a "lets go red wings" chant, you little shits

>>64691498
I posted it there before he scored, shitbird

>>64691499
It's game to game with him

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Top 5 players this game

>>64691520

>Thought I was posting it here tbqh

So you now recognize that you posted it in a different thread, good job.

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WOOOOO1111

>>64691547
I like this meme

>>64691547
Tbqhf

Top 5 players this game up until this point:
5. Larkin
4. Mrazek
3. Mrazek
2. Larkin
1. Mrazek

>>64691564
cringe at shit like that

>>64691521
>It's game to game with him

Anyone else watching the youtube stream getting lag?

>>64691555
Always did faggot, saw it was the wrong thread and I came to post it here, but then larkin scored, so I changed it a bit

>Inb4 we go up by 2 in the 2nd
>devils score twice in the 3rd
>Wongs win it in OT

Screen shot this meme u kno it 2 be true

>>64691547
>still no webm of this

stop posting such a shitty gif

>>64691590
honestly the nhlstream stream is flawless, just go there
http://www.nhlstream.net/detroit-red-wings-at-new-jersey-devils-live-stream.html

>>64691585
>yfw a whole team of mrazeks and larkins
One of the mrazeks would be a forward desu

>>64691611
you have to have paid to watch it there

>>64691640
I dont.

>>64691596

>Always did

Sure thing my man, you still seem upset though

>>64691620
Larkin Larkin Larkin
Larkin Larkin Larkin
Larkin Larkin Larkin
Larkin Larkin Larkin

Larkin Larkin
Larkin Mrazek
Mrazek Mrazek

Mrazek
Larkin

Healthy scratch: Mrazek, Mrazek

>>64691675
This, except healthy scratch: Jurco, Kindl

why are wings fans such faggots, fa/\/\?

>>64691712
Because we have a sexy 19 year old to drool over of course.

>>64691712
too good for too long, probably

>>64691712
Mostly casual fans and/or negroes

>>64691712

Heaping helpings of salt, see...>>64691449

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>this is a 10/10 pizza in detoilet


LEL

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>>64690888

>Official Detroit Red Wings vs *Team Name Here* Thread

Just got here

Haha, time for

LARKIN
A
R
K
I
N

>>64691772
>not liking their deep dish BLT pizza

Smh desu senpai

>>64691670
>not being butthurt >your top rookie was being head hunted

>>64691708
fookin' kek'd m8

>>64691712
>why are devils fans a thing
ftfy lad

>autists bickering over who posted what where
Back to r/hockey I go, GOODBYE

>>64691772
its okay

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>>64691772

Give a Detoilet nigger a pizza box and he makes a home, don't make fun

>Come back to wings threads after like 2 months.
>First thing i see is the same fucking ugly black girl posted every thread.

bye again.

>>64691790
>deep dish
>pizza

>jets
>good

stahp

>>64691772
I went to Detroit to see the Wings play in Nov, first time going. I had Jets pizza. It's fucking disgusting.

>>64691825
>they can't even afford $100 for an actual house
KEK

>>64691808

getting bullied does not equal head hunting you giant pussy, grow a pair.

>>64691785
Wings fan here. Underrated post

>>64691818
>i don't like autists posting who posted what where so i am going to a place where autists circle jerk

>>64691835
>>64691836
I had their blt pizza yesterday and it was really good. I get it everytime I come back to Michigan

>>64691859
Had his head smashed into the boards multiple times, missed next game for head injury.

I get it, your state culture is Jersey-strong goonery, but some of us are actual hockey fans who don't like seeing talented players hurt.

>>64691902
To be fair, I just had their regular cheese pizza. Their tomato sauce is gross. I can't comment on the BLT pizza.

>>64691772
>he's never had Buddy's

I pity you, friend

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>finished installing my new Bose surround sound and new reciever right before the Wings game
>playing Knights of the Old Republic on my laptop
Feels comfy desu. Only thing that could make it better is a black Red Wings gf.

>>64691938
>KOTOR

Good choice, m8. KOTOR 2 is one of my top 5 favorite games of all time

>>64691910
>wwaahhhhhhhh

I bet you're the type of faggot who wouldn't let his kids play unsupervised, either

>>64691910
>Had his head smashed into the boards multiple times

lies

>>64691910

So he's a soft Cindy Crysby tier pussy without the star status, understood.

>>64691923
>getting a cheese pizza at jets
What, in the ever loving actual fuck, made you think that was an intelligent thing to do?

You did everything wrong. BBQ chicken and buffalo chicken are GOAT.

>>64691961
They literally showed the replays on >your teams stream, denbt

>all those empty seats

Lol

>>64691985
yes, and "hitting his ehad on the boards-multiple times" is not waht happened
he got roughed up a little, but nowhere near injury

>>64691995
Some of us have jobs and responsibilities. Sorry we can't spend our welfare money on going to games on a Monday like you nogs do.

>>64692012
http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2015/12/red_wings_dylan_larkin_out_wit.html

For fucks sake andersson...

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>That safe

>>64691923
jets is too greasy

I havent had any pizza from any chain that can compare to local mom and pop pizza shops

>>64692045
>he is fucking blind

>>64691926
Buddy's is pretty solid. I still prefer Jets when I'm in just fuck my arteries up senpai mode.

That save tho

>>64692045

>he slid into the corner and hit his head on the boards after a second-period hit by the Devils' John Moore.

Oh boy, what a dirty play, Moore got a fine or suspension for this nonsense right?

>>64692059
Andersson got the puck up fine, Schneider just robbed him.

>conversing with grease

why?

>>64692067
>grease
>literate
He was crashed into the boards, and sustained an injury. Had his head into it at least one other time on a different hit that game, and he missed the next with an injury.

Everything I claimed.

>>64691982
I went to my buddies friends kids birthday party, and the pizza was there lol. Don't worry, I had a Kerbys Coney and a Honie while I was out there. First time for having either one of those as a thing, both were awesome.

Also Saganoki Opa (spelling?) is fucking amazing.

>>64692091
I know, got to let out the frustration though.

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>>64692060

>tfw schneider is completely wasted on the devils

the guy deserves better

>>64692087
Like I said here >>64692109

He was still targeted with some questionable hits, and he got injured that game.

>>64692065
Do you live near Oakland county at all?

Alex's in Wixom, Village Pizza in Milford, and CJ's Brewery in Walled Lake are all GOAT.

>>64692133
fuq u nigga

PING

>shoved into goalie
>goaltender interference
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>shove player into your own goalie
>get pp for interference

REF PUCK

Ahhh, time for refpuck!

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>Get run into the goalie

>INTERFERENCE

>>64692117
>Kerbys Coney
>Honie
And there you are just continuing to do everything wrong. It's like you don't even care.

>>64692146
no, in GR

there's a few good places, but Carluccis next to my house was new last year and it's pretty damn good

$2.5 gets me a 6x6 inch deep dish pizza slice

>>64692173
>>64692169
>>64692167
>>64692166
shouldn't have been positioned that way then.

>>64692139

>Getting injured means that the other player did something dirty

Just face facts that he got bullied and was too soft to handle the physical bantz.

>>64692166
>>64692167
>>64692169
>>64692173
>>64692176
We hivemind

>>64692186

That, and by extension you, is fucking retarded

>>64692179
Alright the fact that you like Jets and not Kerbys tells me there is something very wrong with you.

Also, fucking retarded devils commentators.

>it looks like tatar got shoved a little but they /the refs) felt that it wasnt enough

Nice homers you got.

>>64692186
>don't skate near the goalie because you might get shoved into him
oooookay

>>64692198
>you is retarded

yeah, okay

>>64692186
>man gets shot in the head
>should have not been in front of the gun
Jersey logic

>>64692186
>the way she dressed, she was totally asking for it

>>64692157

its the truth

he could easily make the right team a contender

also

that ref puck

>>64692216
>>64692219
>rape and gun violence are the first two analogies detoilet thinks of

nice city you've got there

>>64692214
>that are retarded

yeah, okay

>>64692201
Kerbys is the McDonalds of coney dogs.

>>64692192
Larkin ain't exactly soft, but bullying will probably help him toughen up in the long run. All in all, he only missed a game so my bloodlust is satiated with that goal.

>>64692166
>>64692167

those "at the discretion of the referee" rules, are, at least, quesitonable

>>64692235
>new jersey

sweden if you're not gonna post girls why are you even here

>>64692235
I smoked pot in a sketchy alley after the new years game in detroit, not as dangerous as I thought it would be desu

>>64692258
usa if i'm not posting girls why are you even still here

>>64692258
Don't bully Sweden. He's a good dude

>>64692258
Datsyuk gets the 2nd wings goal

>>64692258

because swedes are notorious faggots

>>64692219
>the way she dressed she was totally asking for it
closer to truth than this
>shouldn't have been positioned that way then

>>64692349
edgy

>>64692326
>second from left
I think I'm in love lads.

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>>64692321
thanks mate

>>64692367
>racemixing
gross

>>64692384
when you're dutch, there's not much worth saving

im fitna mix with an italian lass

>>64692321
yeah, me neither. I 'm a good dude too

>>64692403
>dutch and italian
>race mixing

nah son

>>64692425
im so white, even a little darkness is race mixing

>>64692403
Not bad

>>64692425
>mixing dutch with anything but dutch

>>64692384
>not racemixing
White chicks kind of suck desu.

>>64692457
99% of the time mixed kids are ugly, and I have a guilt boner if I think our spawn may be ugly

I would mix with a qt white latina desu

>1-0 going into third

GEE GEE, JERSEY, ENJOY YOUR WIN

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how's your shitposting going, lads?

>>64692474
>I would mix with a qt white latina desu
That's mostly what I've dated, but I hate kids anyway so it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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>>64692474
>I have a guilt boner if I think our spawn may be ugly

>>64692474
>latinas
>implying most latinas aren't mestizos

>>64692506
As long as Detroit wins I'll take a non-meme game any day tbqh

>>64692243
And Jets is the Jets of pizza

stream?

>>64692537
did you just wake up?

>>64692514
12, been a little lazy

>>64692546
yes

>>64692514
Ive got 23 but that includes the tags indicating I replied to someone else

>>64692555
>>64692514
Just 6. I came in after the first though.

>>64692514
47, I am king of this thread

>>64692563
are you the guy that goes to the stadium and asks where his sit is?

my question doesn't apply if you are the good devils fan

anyway, I 'm watcing it in stream 2 watch

>>64692598
you're doing gods work, son, but where are the REAL detroit girls?

>>64692611
proofs

>>64692611
If only I could walk in your shoes for a thread or two.

>>64692598
Gods work anon

>>64692614
thank you sir

>>64692622
They're all Detroit girls anon

>>64692636
Can't get the screenshot to work on my cell with the search window open, sorry family
>52 now

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>this new jersey jew saying scott shouldn't be allowed in the all-star game
>almost said it was another shoah

>>64692697
>supporting reddit cancer

>Darren Elliot trying to make Devil jokes.
Help desu

If you had to sniff one player's asshole post game, who would it be?

>>64692731
Yes. They're devils fans. Aka faggots. All the pics were sfw

Go devils

>>64692731
>>64692784
>posting literal 4/10s

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>>64692832
Go to hell, Devils

>>64692782
Larkin obviously.

>>64692866
>Go to He'll
>Devils

>>64692918
Dern it

>rags

>AbdelQader trying to play Schneider

pls

>wooo
>WOOOO
>woo
>WOOO


mother of fuck, being at a devils game must be hell

>>64692918
He will devils?

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>next game against San Jose starts 4:30 am
>tfw will have to go to bed early and sleep before the game
Might be a cozy morning game though

>>64693015
Webms*
Penalty on who, just got back

>>64692961
>tfw was banned to three days for making a thread seeing if anyone plays rocket league

It's a sports game,tubby. FIFA 2k and football manager are regularly posted about here.

Damn, Z has a pretty sweet black eye

>>64692991

Its a Bombston meme.

My first game at the Rock this season confused me with the WOOOs

Wish NJ would scar a couple ghouls already amirite?

thats weak

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good call refs

>>64693112
What film is that from?

>>64693122
Says fx. Maybe some show, idk. I didn't post it

>>64693122
boku no pico

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>64693149
Amazing show

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LGRW.

See you guys for the sharks game

>>64693177
if you 're a racist

>>64693122

dunno m8. it will be a tv series, though. you can see the fx logo bottom right.

>>64693185
quincy returns, senpaitachi

>>64693143
Could be. Thanks anyways.

>>64693219
Alright, cool. Thanks.

fug. shitposting aside, gg wongs

>>64693228

Un village français

>>64693204
Delete this before the janitor bans you m9

gg family

oh my god we won

GG devils.
Not the most fun game, but I'll take it.

>>64693263
Thanks mate!

gg wings, you got this one

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its oger

Gg boys

gg devils. See you wings bros next game

>>64693346
This was the last game this season though

>>64693346
>>64693363
Ooohhh, fudge. Now I see what you meant. Sorry

>>64693282
the Devils could have a 5 game streak