Surely a huge portion of professional footballers are gay.
Who do you think is gay ?
C Ronaldo. He is bi at very best. Hugs other males on holidays.
Jordan Henderson. Took his mother to a Liverpool function. Has not been spotted at a club even with a girlfriend or even a female date that wasnt a friend or family member.
Luke Shaw - is actually odds on fav to come out as gay in 2016 in a few bookies
James Milner. The gay lifestyle might be too exciting for him, possibly not.
can't blame them for not coming out considering being gay is illegal, even punished by death in many of the biggest sponsor countries of football, like the UAE. Imagine penaldo admitting being gay while wearing fly emirates on his chest
>Luke Shaw - is actually odds on fav to come out as gay in 2016 in a few bookies
the man screams faggot though
>you are now imagining all the studs pounding his inexorably expanding fat ass while he lies there with a broken leg
seriously, tell me this man is straight
had a friend whose brother managed an expensive club in London that had a bunch of premier league players come in. He said that Ronaldo always had trap prostitutes with him so I guess thats pretty gay.
would make sense desu, he's so alpha he can't stand estrogen from some pussy ass basic blonde bitch. taking a dick or pounding another rock hard man ass takes some serious cajones to do.
this guy gets it
he's just so perfect, all he can do is squeeze some real nigga sex in between making peoples lives right all around the world
awww hes even on his tippy toes
still love him btw
>some autist actually took the time to make this
HAHA I AM LAFFIN AT YOU IRL
wanted to say >memepiss
had a google search
That's what the parents of two of my cousins kept telling themselves until one came out of the closet and the other one was caught in flagranti with his boyfriend.
One of the bumdrillers chose pink bag for elementary school and his poor parents wanted to believe he was just colourblind.
Everyone knew they were faggots after exchanging two sentences with them, but nobody wanted to crush their families' hope.
>same mixed race girl
>not a family member
do you even fart fucky?
If you think wearing this makes you gay you must:
1. Have no fashion sense
2. Never go out
No wonder you're on an anime imageboard. This is what us trendy people wear these days. Just ask any of us at malefashionadvice.
You sound like a bisexual.
>Sexuality is a spectrum, maaaaan
>But only for me and my fellow special snowflakes; you're just straight and it's not a spectrum for you
By the way, the most likely gay footballers will be invisible, slightly shit footballers. Imagine how harmful it would be for the gay rights movement if there was only one openly gay footballer, and he was terrible. People would assume gays just couldn't play football. You'd stay in the closet. Also, gays tend to act hyper-straight if they want to keep it a secret, constantly talking about all the women they shag and how alpha they are.
So my guess is Charlie Adam and Jack Wilshere. Also, probably several West Ham players since they're all #lads.