FA:Bolts fire offensive coordinator Frank Reich
NE:Report: Tom Brady has high right ankle sprain
FA:Dolphins interview Mike Smith for head coach
SF:Kap undergoing operation on throwing thumb
NYG:After Coughlin firing, Giants GM Reese 'safe'
SD:Bolts' Melvin Gordon undergoing knee surgery
ARZ:Arians: I lied about Palmer's playing time
NYG:Tom Coughlin resigns as Giants head coach
TB:Doug Martin to command 4-year, $25M deal?
BUF:Bills NT Dareus suffers fractured left foot
CLG:Ole Miss WR Treadwell declares for NFL draft
CAR:Peanut Tillman diagnosed with torn right ACL
First for trip fags complaining about not picking their threads.
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
Raiders.
>tfw no MNF
>your team
>who you're rooting for in the playoffs
>your draftfu
eags
cardinals, maybe texans
pic related
I hope the Redskins beat the Packers by 50. I want complete and utter annihilation.
>Giants interested in Chip Kelly
What's going on... I'm still waiting for the firing of Grigson.
>>64689108
ravens
chiefs for dat dere shitposting, cardinals
hargreaves or bosa if the rest of the NFL is retarded
>>64689108
we already gave up a second rounder for Bradford. It would be a waste not to sign him.
>>64689081
Tom Brady's nutritionist is a fucking moron
>>64689108
Sorry man, he's coming to Cleveland.
>>64689108
TTU Matadors
Toxins
Bosa
>>64689108
lynch has had enough bad performances in the linc already
Just 1 playoff win please, it has to happen this year
>>64689108
Raiders
Cards
Ronnie Stanley or Vernon Hargreaves III
>>64689120
He's never going to get fired. Pagano, yes. But not Grigson.
>>64689108
Chargers
Pats
I guess Tunsil
>>64689120
Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora 40s41 seconds ago
Colts announced they will not have a verdict on Chuck Pagano's future with the team tonight.
>>64689108
Pats
Pats
some faggot from Rutgers
>>64689197
>>64689091
Glad to see this is still a thing, even after I took a break for a few month
>>64689152
It's against the fucking Benglels in the playoffs. You'll be fine.
>>64689108
>Steelers
>Steelers
>Jarran Reed
He's a >big guy that looks solid technically. Could really use him to open up more gaps for the lab's and make it easier on the rest of the line.
>>64689231
It's against Houston
>>64689232
You know you love us.
>>64689231
They're playing in Houston
>>64689256
You know how long it's been since the Bengals won a playoff game.
Time to get tox'd.
Except their last playoff win was in the oilerdome
>>64689283
Remember how you guys choked against the Bills that one playoff game in 93? Good times, good times.
>>64689283
I've seen too much to get excited until after we finally win one
>>64689108
>dem boys
>texans followed by broncos
>don't like any of the QBs including goff so idk
>>64689309
You're thinking of the Tits.
Muh team has never played the Bills in da offs
>>64689246
Not me m8
The last KC QB to win a playoff game was Joe Montana
>>64689108
Lions
Panthers or bungles, catz gotta stick together yo
>>64689108
>Browns
>Bungles
>Bosa
>>64689347
Didn't they have Marcus Allen then too?
Record against other playoff teams
Panthers 4-0
Broncos 5-2
Cardinals 4-2
Patriots 3-1
Bengals 3-4
Chiefs 3-4
Seahawks 3-4
Steelers 3-4
Packers 3-4
Vikings 2-4
Texans 1-3
Redskins 0-2
>>64689366
Way to grasp at straws m8. Anyways, enough trolling, Goff or Lynch ? Goff is clearly more NFL ready aside from his frame.
https://www.change.org/p/jim-irsay-fire-ryan-grigson-from-his-position-as-indianapolis-colts-gm-and-keep-chuck-pagano?recruiter=216863306&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
Please support
>>64689108
>$(ERS
>Panthers, Chiefs, or Cardinals
>Goff
>>64689087
that's the thing. Elite quarterbacks seem to fall off a cliff as opposed to declining gently. Happened to Favre, Warner, and Peyton. Will probably happen to Brady (and Brees, unfortunately)
>>64689182
Irsay is such a cunt. He knows he wants to fire Pagano but is dragging it out to make it look like he's actually thinking about it.
>>64689417
if this gets enough signatures
Jim Irsay will print it out and use it for blunts
>>64689402
>book one
kek
>>64689108
Packers
anyone but the Seahawks and Steelers
doesn't matter cause we'll just draft an injury prone bust OLE/DE hybrid with the 23rd pick again.
>>64689458
But Irsay smokes crack, though.
>>64689272
Oh you right, my bad. Let me fix my statement:
It's against the fucking Toxins in the playoffs. They'll be fine
Lel
>>64689326
>yfw the fucking Clots made that big comeback against the Chefs
Whose next after pagano?
We got Payton, Caldwell, McCoy, fisher, Garrett all with outside shots of being fired, retiring or traded
>>64689459
Sorry, Baalke is dumb, but not dumb enough to take Cook in the 1st
>>64689197
That's only because of Schiano and he's now with Ohio State
>>64689483
I remember when the Chiefs went 13-3 and got bounced in the divisional round by the 9-7 Colts by a score of 10-7 in one of the worst playoff games of all time. KC hasn't won a playoff game since.
>yfw the last time the chefs won a playoff game it was against the Houston Oilers
>>64689108
Dolphins
Redskins
a CB
>>64689484
McCoy was confirmed keeping his job.
>>64689108
Raiders
Dat Bird and the Toxins
Myles Jack
>>64689490
Baalke is pretty shitty. He's been riding mccoughloug or whatever the fucks the guys names body since 2011. Baalke can't draft worth a shit generally. Look at his picks.
>>64689612
Hi.
So what are the odds Urban goes to NY?
Irrelevant is the worst poster here, followed by Sean.
>>64689108
>Jags
>Redskins for the laffs (would root for Cecil getting a ring but he's on da Toxins)
>Ramsey
>>64689654
>Forgetting Sneak and BB
>>64689654
Irrelevant has already been run out
>>64689558
>>64689654
Forgetting me
>>64689639
Yeah. You are the worst poster. By far. The power rankings you put out virtually mean nothing. You can't predict or call games. So basically all your football "knowledge" is useless bullshit. If you know avoid the sport you should have an idea who is actually who is better and who will win games. You know neither and you've consistently proven you know neither. You are by far are the worst poster on /so/ accross all sports. Maybe intact all 4chan. I've never seen someone devote the amount of time I've seen you devote towards the nfl and be so clueless and yet be unaware of how fucking clueless they are to a subject
Way to go sneak. Maybe you should just look for a new sport
Do you Phillyfags miss Andy Reid yet?
>Drafting OT's
Absolutely disgusting but worth it
Russell Wilson VS The Vikings
>3-0
>9 touchdowns
>No interceptions
>Average of 125+ passer rating in those games
Hope you enjoy your short stay in the playoffs, Minnesota.
Where do I match up in terms of trips so far?
Just got done with this. Let me know what you guys think.
>>64689784
I know people hate Seattle. But I actually like Russell Wilson hope they go to the owl again and win.
>>64689553
if getting fucked in the ass was the way to get goff/lynch and have them be good, i'd do it
>>64689771
maybe
>>64689778
>Absolutely disgusting
why? it's one of the more important positions
>>64689806
>stanley over tunsil first overall
l0l
>>64689806
>Tunsil at 7
>King in the 4th
Not gonna happen senpai
>>64689784
Thanks we will
>>64689561
but OLB is one of the stronger position groups on the Raiders roster, Jack is good, but not that good.
They desperately need a CB/S
so what are you guys going to do on monday nights since theres no more MNF...
>>64689838
Watch mandrama
>>64689108
>Giants
>Chiefs because Elite Game Manager Smeth
>Eddie Jackson
Secondary is shit.
>>64689838
jack off
The Washington Redskins are the hottest team entering the NFC playoffs following four straight wins.
What should the Chargers change their name to now that they're headed to LA?
Which WC game yinz looking forward to most this coming weekend?
>>64689822
You think that's funny, Goff went at 29 to the Cardinals
>>64689842
Fuck... the colts...
>>64689878
Yeah, but they're not though. All they did was beat on some scrubs.
These whole playoffs are just a round about way for these two to have their big showdown
>>64689890
Meant for
>>64689818
>>64689118
>>64689118
>giants take Kelly
>giants o not used to fast pace
>eagles d full stamina all game
>giants lose 50-0
Glorious
>>64689879
>BTFO in Week 17 against the Skins
>Juggernaut Defense
>>64689838
hope Raw improved and then be disappointed
must be what's like to be a Bills and Dolphins fan
HARBAUTISM is objectively the best trip. Debate me
>>64689035
Romo is cute
CUTE!
>offense looks completely inept
>gives up 5 turnovers and only scores 7 points
>offensive line can't block for shit, especially the right tackle who gets beat every play
>running backs get maybe two yards a carry
>everyone seems to be doing a shitty job aside from Brock
>Kubiak inexplicably benches Brock and brings in Peyton
>oh BTW I'm bringing in a better right tackle when Peyton goes in LOL
>offense looks immediately way better
>offensive line gives Peyton time, starts to run block better
>LOL no more silly turnovers
>running backs hit the hole harder, score two TDs
>receivers catch the ball, don't fumble
>score 20 points out of nowhere
So, why are you watching a rigged league?
>>64689771
I miss Jim Johnson
Not anti time telling walrus man
McDermott Will make it all better Reid's bitch ass fired him because his criminally underperforming defense made him look bad
>>64689939
PRetty sure he is
I GUARANTEE YOU, WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING, THE GIANTS AND SAINTS WILL COME TO AN AGREEMENT AND SEAN PAYTON WILL BE THE NEXT HEAD COACH OF THE NEW YORK GIANTS.
I GUARANTEE YOU, WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING, THE GIANTS AND SAINTS WILL COME TO AN AGREEMENT AND SEAN PAYTON WILL BE THE NEXT HEAD COACH OF THE NEW YORK GIANTS.
I GUARANTEE YOU, WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING, THE GIANTS AND SAINTS WILL COME TO AN AGREEMENT AND SEAN PAYTON WILL BE THE NEXT HEAD COACH OF THE NEW YORK GIANTS.
>>64689939
The eagles trips and harbautism are the only good ones
Everyone else is shitposting faggot
>>64689959
Hope you enjoy Prevent D Philly
>>64689937
>hope Raw improved
It hasn't, in fact it probably got worse
>>64689905
>"All they did was beat on some scrubs."
Same thing Panthers did, but for the whole season.
>>64689972
i dont wake up in the morning, checkmate
>>64689981
If Billy Davis stays as DC or gets demoted to only St
We would balance out because of lol man cover 0 blitz every down
>>64689959
McDermott a shit in Philly
Reminder that Bill Belichick played both Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady against a dirty disgusting Dolphins team that is full of thugs, but the gameplan they ran had more runs than throws.
Reminder that McDaniels made Brady hand the ball off 20 times in the first half, and pass only 5 times, despite having him play in the game and risk injury (WHICH HE GOT INJURED BECAUSE OF DONKEY KONG)
Reminder that this Patriots team has become a shell of itself.
>>64689954
the game plan going into that game was probably blitz heavy bc brock is slow at getting the ball out out. Probably the opposite of what you want to do against peyton who audibled gave the ball to hillman who got the TD
Has any player ever been cucked as bad as Cock Osweiler?
>>64689402
>Broncos 5-2
most wins against playoff teams my nigga
>Miami wants to interview McDaniels
hehe
heheheheh
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>MIAMI
>Wanting McDumbass
>>64690054
Drew Bledsoe
>>64690069
take him. He's all yours South Beach
>>64690061
You guys are going to lose the first game.
Mark my words.
>>64689035
#KEEPPAYTON
>>64689939
didnt he confirm an hero tho?
scarletism is probably the default best trip now
>>64690095
>You guys are going to lose the first game.
we won our first game senpai 19-13
>>64689908
jesus you weren't kidding, fanspeak's big board is retarded
>this top 10
did a draft for shits and giggles
>>64690095
>Texans
Lol no
>Steelers
Not in Denver, they edged one out in Pittsburgh
>Chiefs
Maybe
>>64690072
Jesus Christ, THIS.
>>64690123
>>64690107
>playoffs
>same thing as regular season
Can't wait for that blowout with PeyPey at the helm. Final way to end his career. Pottertic.
>>64690119
it hasn't updated yet. I think its still old so propects are getting picked in retared rounds. Hopefully it updates soon
>>64689762
> can't predict games
But I won the EPSN Eliminator group. Plus my power rankings are the most successful, popular, and accurate in the history of /sp/.
Don't get too upset over it. Just remember to take it easy.
>>64689035
>tfw no first round pick to draft an O lineman with
Fuck you Goodell
137th for memes
>>64690167
>tfw you shitpost so much that I shouldn't take your opinions seriously
>but aside from your obvious Packers bias (or anti-bias, really), you're actually spot on about a lot of stuff
shut UP Sneak
>>64690175
2nd and 3rd yield more starters anyways IIRC
>>64690119
>Tyler Boyd
I forgot all about him
give me a reason outside of "memes" why the bengals wont win on saturday
The entire team will be healthy(excluding dalton). This includes iloka and pacman, who were both injured back in week 14. That improves the secondary by alot when it comes to covering antonio brown. mccarron has experience and has been playing good ball. also note that that deangelo williams is day to day, he wont be 100% for the game.That's going to hurt the steelers a lot and possibly make them 1 dimensional. Cincy has a very good chance of winning this game
>>64689035
>>64690191
>anti-bias
he's a self-hating Packers fans, like Uncle Ruckus is on The Boondocks with his race
The most important position on the field is hurt. Thats why.
>>64690209
Dalton is Kill
>>64690209
Because Dalton isn't playing.
>>64690233
lel
>>64690167
just to be fair, eliminator is more a challenge of being able to manage your surefire picks and save them for later, not necessarily an accurate depiction of knowing the outcome of all games. how'd you do in the pick'em group?
>>64690233
>Uncle Ruckus
Perfect analogy for him
Uncle Sneak
>>64690236
thats the best argument why the would win
Which current college coaches are NFL material?
On a scale of 1 to Supercucked, how mad are you that cam is the unanimous MVP pick?
>>64690268
Harbaugh.
>>64690236
Has this been confirmed yet?
>>64690269
not at all. the game against the giants convinced me without a doubt. however Aaron Rodgers should not have beaten JJ Watt last year
>>64690269
Pretty mad, considering his passing stats are mediocre as shit.
How do people make these? I can never get the right size pictures and if I shrink it down they look stupid
>>64690236
>>64690241
>McCarron Stats
66% Pass completion
850 yards
6tds
2int (both were in the pittsburgh game where he was thrown in unprepared)
97.1 passer rating
He's playing good football
>>64690061
>beating the Vikings and Packers
meh
>>64690233
>>64690263
>Don't trust them new cheeseheads over there
Uncle Sneak!
>>64690119
>mfw this happens
Maybe dobbs can be replaced with an ol pick though
>>64690269
not mad at all, after he loses in the divisional round.
>>64690318
(no relation)
>>64690310
>Dropping a snap in Overtime
>>64690305
The crop and scale tools are your friends
>>64690348
>Sherman chimp out on cam the MVP
I want this
But the seanigs lose in the ccg afterwards
>Just found out that Stuart Scott died last year
>>64690356
>he's not perfect
name a qb who is
>>64690381
Someone is watching Around The Horn
>>64690381
i bet the undertaker had a helluva time trying to get his eyes straight.
>>64690335
yeah when i picked dobbs i didn't realize boykin would be available so late
the biggest problem is that our picks are bottom heavy, so most of the really good guard/tackle prospects are gonna be gone by the 3rd round
we're gonna have to make due with a lot of depth rather than drafting new starters
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 7s7 seconds ago
>The #Dolphins just concluded interviewing former #Falcons coach Mike Smith.
>>64690254
I did alright I guess. I kinda missed a few weeks cause I forgot lol.
>>64690233
Heh.
>>64690292
Exactly!
>>64689654
Sean's still around?
>>64690393
Joe Cool
>>64690381
I never liked Stuart Scott
>>64690393
Russell Wilson.
>>64690269
won't be unanimous, and probably 1.5.
>>64690393
Montana
>tfw 4-0
>>64690416
I never liked you
>>64690409
UNCLE SNEAK
UNCLE SNEAK
UNCLE SNEAK
UNCLE SNEAK
Post yfw Charles Woodson un retires and wins defensive MVP
>>64690412
Sean is Mayo
>>64690269
There's only been 1(one) unanimous MVP, and that is the GOAT, Sir Thomas Edward Patrick of House Brady.
>>64690409
Shut up you crazy delusional nigger
>>64690437
well I never liked your mom either, but she still gave good head every night.
>>64690424
Giants whipping boy
>>64690393
>>64690417
>18-1
at least he was close
>>64690421
>>64690481
pic related
>>64690424
>receivers using stickem
>>64690393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ixQ_ZeiSyQ
>>64690476
Sounds a lot like Brady
>>64690465
>he can't even win unanimous mvp
srsly
>>64690460
>>64690492
Tom should have picked a better role model
>>64690488
Wilson wasn't perfect in 2014. He is now, though, or is as close as a QB can possibly be.
>>64690481
>>64690488
>Brandon Browner was a good CB once
At the very least, his weaknesses were well disguised
>>64690460
This
>>64690406
No good coach is going to want shit to do with tannenbaum. Might as well just sign mcdaniels now
>>64690525
I may shitpost like it for fun, but I know when I'm being delusional to expect a guaranteed win from Brady... like SB49.
>>64690525
>Fatherless
>Negro
I think you have the one lacking a father and the negro mixed up
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>>64690575
I thought they were both niggers but sexans dad left while mayo was a "nigger" who was middle class and milk chocolate as fuck
>>64690582
Damn
>>64690575
she didn't specify
Mayo's black with the Peytonesque fivehead
Sean just has emoji in his name and no dad
>>64690582
looks like Uncle Sneak did some ballot-stuffing
>Jalen Ramsey and Dante Fowler Jr on the same team
Time for the "Jaguars gonna be good" meme to end and the "Jaguars aren't threepeating the Super Bowl" meme to start in 2016
>>64690609
>she
>>64689035
Frank Reich was the most clutch QB ever, why is he such a shit coordinator?
>>64690629
he, she, xe, it, whatever pronoun you feel like using
>>64690632
Playing success != coaching success
>>64690632
Because coaching and playing are two very different skills.
Why else do you think so many great coaches were mediocre players?
>New Years Eve
>Get invited to a party, think this is a fantastic chance to mingle with my fellow man and get to know my neighbors
>I arrive with pamphlets made by my local church to hand out, being sure to inform everyone of the clothing drive we are holding for the homeless
>As I walk in I am greeted, I exchange pleasantries and wish God's grace on everyone (Thank you Based Carr)
>As I hand out the pamphlets, my heart suddenly stops
>I spot the Devil's nectar being sipped from several cups
>I drop everything and run to the center of the room, jumping on the couch there and calling for everyone's attention
>The room is now dead silent
>I inform everyone that Jesus Christ is their Lord and savior and that he loves each and every one of them
>I inform them their Lord and savior does not wish for them to partake in the Devil's nectar
>As if a flip was switched, they all put down their cups and thank me for giving them the strength (Thank you Based Carr)
>I make sure to give all credit to God, as God is my rock and Carr is my ocean (Thank you Based Carr)
>Suddenly I notice our host is still holding his cup
>I approach him, bible in hand, and once again explain salvation is only for those who obey the word of God
>He breaks into tears and drops his cup, once again thanking me for saving him
>I again give credit to God (Thank you Based Carr)
>We spend the rest of the night discussing ways to drive up clothing for the homeless
>As I leave I pray to God and thank Based Carr (Thank you Based Carr) for the opportunity to change a few lives and offer them salvation
>>64690678
Wow. She's gorgeous.
All of you are fucking faggots
>>64690678
TYBC
TYBC
TYBC
TYBC
TYBC
>>64690647
>>64690658
I just wanted to b8 someone with the "most clutch qb" statement, even though it's %100 true
I hope the Titans don't fuck up this offseason
>>64690724
No, you're right about clutchness. Never forget the Comeback of 1993.
>>64689108
Browns
Panthers
Bosa
>>64690703
>canada
>>64690678
>>as if a flip was switched
l o l
jesus the CBS board is even worse
they need to update these so i can occupy my life somehow
>connor cook #2 overall
>>64690167
So why can't you predict games?
Oh that's right, you are ignorant.
>muh power ratings
Jesus. What the fuck is the point of power rankings if you can't take 2 teams off it and compare their rankings and predict a winner a high percentage of the time?
Oh that's right you can't and proven you can't meaning your head is up your ass.
Next you'll talk about how well you did at fantasy football and act like it makes you knowledgeable
>>64690752
Don't forget Reich leading Maryland back from a 31-0 deficit against Miami, winning the game 42-40
>John Buccigross @Buccigross
>Cam Newton finished the season with a comp pct ranked 28th out of 35 qualified QBs
>MVP
>implying Carolina isn't winning the Super Bowl
>>64690785
Newton is one of the dragonborn, they naturally have lower completion pct than lesser QBs
>Man Games Lost NFL @ManGamesLostNFL 16m16 minutes ago
>Again, NFL games missed to injury
NE 245
NYG 236
BAL 235
WAS 215
CLE 192
JAX 184
HOU 178
SFO 175
CHI 173
BUF 172
>http://www.mangameslost.com/nfl-regular-season-end-games-missed-due-to-injury-january-4-2016/
>BBBBBBBB-B-B-BUT EVERYBODY HAS INJURIES
>>64689108
Raiders
I guess the Vikings
I don't watch any college ball at all so I don't know.
>Le epin angry/irritated face for teams you don't like
>Le epin happy face for the team you root for
Maxium autism
>>64690765
You really think Tunsil and Bosa are gonna fall that much?
>>64690822
>curmudgeon the post
>>64690765
>Myles Jack at 5
>Bosa at 9
>Literally Who? at 10
this is hilarious
>>64690785
>comp%
>not an overrated stat
pick uno
>>64690658
same in baseball. managers who were former players generally weren't all-star caliber, or even good at all.
The current Yankees manager, Joe Girardi, was pretty much average as can be. He played catcher for about 10 years, knows his shit and led the Yankees to a WS within two years of becoming manager.
>>64690808
Nobody cares that your backup tight end missed the season, it doesn't even compare to losing your starting QB for even a week
>>64690808
>what is quality of players injured
>>64690785
>2nd most passing TDs
>2nd most rushing TDs, 1st among QBs
>45 total TD's
>1st in wins
>not MVP
>>64690830
ah but on the computer i can choose who i want
it's real life that's going to be more painful
>>64690835
lol bosa and tunsil aren't leaving the top 5
CBS's big board has cook as the top QB prospect, so that alone should tell you how accurate it is
>>64690839
CBS is always by far the worst, but they're all terrible rn because they haven't been updated since before christmas
we should do a mock here one of these days
>>64690875
You realize that still applies to the Pats right?
They didn't lose Brady, but they lost just about everyfuckingbody else.
>>64690879
>wins as a QB stat
>>64690879
>attributing W/Ls to the QB
smdh
>>64690894
>>64690898
>these responses
4/10 I fucking responded aggrivated
>>64690898
>attributing W/Ls to the QB
Why do people do this with Rodgers and Brady but think it's unfair to do it with Cam?
>>64690914
>but m-muh inferiority complex
>>64690894
45 total TDs probably has a lot to do with those wins though
>>64690914
I don't do that, though.
The only time I attribute a game to a QB is if it's a loss via game-ending pick.
>>64690887
see >>64690869. no one cares if scrubs like Easley or Mayo got hurt
>>64690894
>>64690898
Who would you attribute it to then?
I'm literally entirely new to /sp/ heck this is my first real season watching the NFL, so I'm asking with genuine interest
>>64690887
>still applies to the Pats
no
>>64690933
>what I do matters
Not your blog faggot
>>64690785
there has to be a point where completion %age comparisons are just about meaningless.
Given two otherwise identical quarterbacks who go 135/200 (67.5%) and 136/200 (68%) respectively with otherwise almost identical stats, are you gonna pick the guy who completed one more pass on that reason alone?
And in the pros, when do percentage points of percentage points (i.e. 65.2 vs 65.1%) matter when determining who is better than who?
>>64690914
no one really does that though
even if they did, rodgers has had only one losing season as a starter his entire career, and the packers were terrible when he got injured, and brady has never had a losing season and the pats lost 5 wins when he went out
>>64690922
tiki would draft bosa prolly if i know him well enough
>>64690947
wins are a team stat
>>64690961
let me dream
>>64690947
Football is a team game.
>>64690969
You wanna take this outside, m8y? YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING TUFF, AYE?!
Where were you when the Vikings will pull an upset this sunday??
>>64690933
Did someone say game ending pick?
>>64690936
Are you shitting me?
Entire starting offensive line = hurt
Edelman = hurt
Gronk = hurt
Amendola = hurt
Lafell even = hurt
Hightower = hurt
Collins = hurt
Chandler = hurt
Sheard = hurt
Easly = hurt
McCourty = hurt
Chung = hurt
Tarrell Brown (#3 corner) = hurt
Blount = hurt
Lewis = hurt
A million backups = hurt
THATS THE ENTIRE FUCKING STARTING ROSTER SAVE FOR BRADY
Fucking moron/
>>64690948
yes it does
>>64690991
>>64690991
I swear to god senpai don't you start with this shit
>>64690994
>Brady has never beaten Cam
How the fuck can you be this pathetic?
>>64690996
>responding to the mentally retarded
Just save your breath bro.
>>64690996
okay, so he forgot Edelman, what's your point?
>>64690996
>Chandler = hurt
Point proven
>>64691008
got nothing to lose
they already exceded my expectations for this season
>>64690991
Watching Alexander Gustafsson get BTFO by a big black nigger in Stockholm
>>64691025
Ya I don't know why, but stupidity angers me.
It's as if he's trying to anger me through his stupidity, like it's intentional.
It's over
Mccarthy is finished
>>64690996
All these literal who's. Team is a bunch of pussies who are made of glass. Karma for being cheaters.
>>64691036
Same here but you know we're getting BTFO by the 12s
>>64691032
>>64691034
Shitposting is NOT allowed here, you know that, RIGHT?
Press F to pay respects.
>>64690983
>>64690987
Yes, yes it is, but the QB touches the ball on what, every offensive play? Does he make the fine touches and being the offense together? Or is it the coach on the side of the field?
I understand its all about how the team comes together, but a QB at the level of someone like Cam Newton or Brady or something is a pretty strong glue to that, right?
>>64691046
Hmm? You think people would do that? Go on the internet and pretend to be stupid? I've never heard of such a thing.
>>64690996
>Michael David Smith @MichaelDavSmith 12h12 hours ago
>Stephen Gostkowski led the NFL in points scored for the fifth time. Don Hutson and Gino Cappelletti are the only other players to do that.
GOATstkowski
>>64691073
Do you even know where you are?
>>64691077
Which one? There's 12 of them.
>>64691073
First day here?
>>64691097
>b-b-b-b-butthurt!!
hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking retard go off yourself in the woods where no one will find you nor care for you.
>>64691122
Someone is butthurt
>>64691122
god damn nigga you need to relax, you're full on colon crushed
>>64691018
He's also never beaten Kaepernick
>>64690996
>trying to argue with DPBH
Just
Dont
>>64691146
>>64691147
>l-let me shitpost to defend my stupidity
You deserve to be emasculated in front of your family you fucking humiliations to the human kind.
>>64691153
I guess you gotta let em learn.
>>64689251
>STILLERS
>Not adding to the bullet-riddled Swiss cheese that is our secondary
Nigger what
>>64691161
Yfw clowney win da owl
>>64691199
>mfw
>>64691161
>being THIS mad that your team is made up of a bunch of literally who's
Pretty funny tbqhwyf
Why do people think the Panthers are good?
>Barely beat 15/16 of their teams
>Lost to the Falcons
>That handsomely bad quarterback, setting meme records
>>64691153
Says the most universally despised namefag on 4chan
>>64691181
>>64691161
>>64691152
>>64691147
>>64691146
>>64691122
>>64691082
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
10/10
>>64691173
every time I've caught the Steelers on TV this year their secondary has been really good for some reason. I've witnessed at least 4 picks and a pick-six by Gay (though I could be wrong). Pretty sure it's just a coincidence, but yeah. Steelers secondary may not be as bad as they look on paper.
>>64691228
Not
even
fucking
close
>>64691199
Isn't he hurt again?
>>64691228
nah
>>64691228
>Says the most universally despised namefag on 4chan
>mayo, some useless namefag who only hogs attention in /nfl/
>universally despised
u srs m8?
>>64691242
>>64691252
Na he was just sleepy.
Needed a rest before West and ware start punching him in the nuts.
>>64691276
Anonymous is the worst namefag, t.b.h.
>>64691154
Get in here, fags!
>>64689108
>Chargers
>Cards because i can't stand every other team in the playoffs
>don't watch pop warner so idk
>>64691307
No he isn't either.
Sean and Sosa are though. Sean literally is name that just about everybody on this board knows.
Nigga knew how to shitpost, the crazy paki.
>>64691311
hey fuck you pal
>>64691313
Tru
>>64691326
>Sean is one of the reasons OPs can't delete their own threads anymore
>>64691313
no.
Forte gave you everything Chicago. And you've given him nothing .
But hey, at least you gave Cutler all that money for constantly getting injured and sucking in big games. You lot deserve what you've got.
>>64691356
well, you know what they say: infamy is better than no fame at all.
>>64691357
Explain
>>64691356
stop quoting TLC songs you faggot
>>64691368
Can I have Forte for a 4th round 2016 pick and a 5th round 2017 pick?
>>64691376
>knowing TLC songs
>>64691376
>he wasn't in the hundred of threads Sean early-deleted out of rage/trolling
Nigga, Leafs threads wouldn't reach 200 posts before he'd delete them
>>64691376
> Creepin on muh BB
r8 pls
>>64691406
Too meme.
>>64691406
Gr8 b8/8
>>64691406
>Chiefs
Trashman.jpg
>>64691406
10/10
>>64691406
template pls/10
>The San Diego Chargers announced Monday that six coaches will not return for the 2016 season. They include Offensive Coordinator Frank Reich, Offensive Line Coach Joe D'Alessandris, Tight Ends Coach Pete Metzelaars, Wide Receivers Coach Fred Graves, Defensive Line Coach Don Johnson and Assistant Offensive Line Coach Andrew Dees.
Cleaning house.
>>64691122
>being this assblasted
>>64691386
millennial pls
>>64691406
I'm pulling for the Chefs because of memes or the redskins for the amount of SJW butt hurt it will cause.
>>64691406
literal horseshit out of 10
>>64691376
Can't blame anon for not wanting no scrubs.
>>64691467
Looks like a long haired Elliott Smith.
>>64691451
>Indian bowl
Dear god
>>64691467
Solid 7
>>64691437
Now if only they would drop that loser at QB than they'd really have a clean slate.
>>64691406
Every non-Chiefs game is accurate
>>64691496
But they got rid of Clipboard Jesus.
>>64691406
Go to bed Jacob
>>64691406
Looks breddy gr8 m8
>>64691509
>tfw no more Volektricity
>>64691437
>wanting a fresh start
L.A. Chargers confirmed?
>>64691467
/int/ pls go.
>>64691525
They kept McCoy and Pagano.
I'm not sure people in LA would like that decision.
>le Human Growth Handoff man
>>64691509
No, silly the other one.
>>64691540
Makes me think of Lexplorer.
>>64691546
Kellen Clemmons?
>>64691406
Nice
>>64691557
>>64691558
>rape
>>64691546
The one who alienates his teammates while collecting like 20 mil?
He's good just an asshole
>>64691558
Throw myself outta a window and pray he doesn't rape my corpse.
>>64691540
>>64691584
I just wished he could update us from prison. I want to know how bad he's getting raped.
>>64689999
The quads of truth
>tfw jets won't ever have a token QB
>>64691591
Oh he's good alright. Just good enough to keep his job for 15 years, but never good enough to actually win anything. Good enough to was everyone's time.
>>64691243
And I'm pretty sure we had the second worst pass defense in terms of yards behind only the Giants
>>64691558
is this your fantasy tiki
>>64691622
do you know what token means?
Why can't Johnny just be like Wilson?
>>64691622
>Geno is not token
wut
>>64691622
But they already had Mark Sanchez.
>>64691632
>is this your fantasy tiki
I think he just wants to be a qt3.14 grill, romo is just his husbando.
>>64691652
>getting demoted to 2nd string due to a punch to the face from the result of a chimp out
>token
>>64691645
Johnny is a white nigger while Russell is just a cornball cuck
>>64691645
Because he doesn't have a Sherman to be the nigger of the team. So he has to do it himself
>>64691626
Like I said. He's a good just an asshole. He pisses off all the other players constantly and tries to bully them. They play well enough to keep their jobs but not good enough when the hits start coming come playoffs or in the midseason run
1. Better play hard to be a starter
2. Got the job
3. Bunch of games don't matter
4. End of season coming up might lose job
5. Play hard
6. Playoffs possible
7. Fuck playing hard those hits hurt
Repeat and you have the Chargers
>>64691406
>not chiefs as everyteam
what kind of fan are you?
r8 and deb8 it
>>64691676
Geno should've paid his denbts
>>64691689
I'm not a chiefs fan m80
>>64691692
You are a stupid person
>>64691689
they would eliminate themselves in the wild card, to no-one's surprise
>>64691692
>Vikings losing to the Seahawks
Will this meme end, please?
>>64691692
Poopoo n doodoo.
>>64691692
>Texans beating Chiefs
>>64691674
that's fair enough
>>64691676
again, do you know what token means? you may be confusing it with "franchise"
>>64691692
it could happen, but nah probably not
>>64691692
Turrible
>>64691709
fantastic rebuttal there, champ
>>64691679
How is the guy who filed for divorce a cuck? He dumped her.
>>64691626
>>64691686
I thought yall were talking about corteland finnegan at first
>>64691692
Chiefs? Losing? Come on
The Oakland Raiders could win in the playoffs. We can beat every team there. We're winning the Super Bowl as the first seventh seed in playoff history.
>>64691692
>spreadsheet-aligned brackets with centered alignment horizontally AND vertically
this makes my autism hap-
>that bracket-feeding from wild card to divisional round
NOPE.
>>64691692
do you even watch football?
>>64691759
Does everyone have you filtered? Seriously asking. Nobody ever responds to you.
>>64691558
Tikis a closet homo confirmed
Eagles > Cowboys
Will someone win their first owl this year, throwing more sand in the face of the Eagles and Chargers?
>>64691740
Not every opinion is deserving of an in-depth rebuttal, plebbitor
>>64691812
He's retarded as fuck, so I assume yes
>>64691814
you gay or something?
>>64691812
No. They just let me be retarded in peace.
Oh, hey Derek! I'm glad we made it to the playoffs together. I can;t wait to see how your Raiders do in them
>>64691769
I do it just for you, Scar (and myself, considering I have that same autistic tendency). How would you suggest I align the WC/DIV transition to not trigger your related sensitivities in future?
>>64691812
you just did
>we'll never see another incredulous coughlin face as eli throws an interception
Dolphins coaching rumors:
>Mike Smith
>Mike Shanahan
>Josh McDaniels
Welp. Time for 5-11 seasons
>>64691869
fuck u tddy u no dik sun of a betch
>>64691869
Do you think he slipped her the dick
>>64689035
>>64691883
Kendrick is a Jew
Blunt is British
Wilde is OK but her looks are deserting quickly
>>64691900
Huh? Oh sorry, I was just looking at my divisional champions hat that they gave me last night for being a winner. I missed what you said. Can you please repeat it?
>>64691814
that's pretty detailed
but hey, more power to you
i hope you get a chance to experience such a thing some day
>>64691823
>not mentioning the bilce or loins
to answer your question, the vikings and texans will not, the panthers and bengals probably not, the cardinals might
>>64691954
>Vikings will not
Just like they wouldn't go to the playoffs? Just like they wouldn't win the division?
>>64691912
Nah. She was just some high school girl on twitter last year from Louisville who asked if Teddy could take her on a date to her prom. Underage and a date built as more of a publicity stunt means no sex.
>>64691896
we'll trade you McDonald's for Wake and Grimes
>>64691952
Phuk u Freddie u ashol bitchh raiderz rock silver and black
>>64691947
I didn't say she was Jewish, I said she was a Jew
>>64691858
Eagles have 3 championships go the cowboys 5
But the eagles are the better team right now.
>>64691869
Feeling left out Minnesota? Hey i'm sure your game manager will take you so far in the playoffs!
>>64691814
I'm all about getting rim jobs
1. Rim job
Power gape
2. Ass to mouth
3. Golden showers
Power gape
4. Forced deep throat swallow
5. Rustle cramptons
6. Choke play
Power gape
7. Spit play
8. Force vomiting
Etc I swear you'd meet me and think I'm the nicest guy and boyfriend
>>64691896
Go with gas
>>64691880
She's a her?>>64691858
What's up girl with a benis
>>64691952
Teddy is funny as fuck>>64691963
I could see Carr as golems and smith as frodo.
>The Ravens are ranked 8th in total defensive yards allowed per game
>finished 5-11
I want off this ride
>>64691981
They're up against a higher power. Their journey ends next Sunday.
>>64691618
How much time does he have left?
>>64691852
I only started posting autistic OC to /sp/ in the form of image edits and simple charts though, the spreadsheets came later :y
>>64691871
it would be hard to do with the methodology you used, which is different than the standard brackets. you could put them in a straight line, but that would look kind of weird too. if you do the standard brackets though, all you have to do is swap the position of the teams with the first round byes so that the winner of the wild card games still is right next to it, but up next is the appropriate opponent.
>>64692023
Either 3 or 4 years still.
>>64692008
Worked for the Patriots. 3 Times!
>>64692033
Who ?
>>64692046
LeXplorer.
>>64689484
Honestly I think (hope) its more paytons call.
Whether he wants in or out. Nothing official is out of NO yet, but I figure if he wants to stay he stays, if he doesnt want to stay, they try to trade him for picks.
Brees keen on staying, he probably has this extension thing planned for years desu. Good insurance in a way, especially if he keeps performing.
>>64692007
>but the Eagles are a better team now
el oh el, that why your coach got fired one week before the season ended?
>>64692015
they actually had the top secondary after midseason. pretty crazy
What do you guys think?
>>64691981
It's been a great ride guys, but it's almost over
>>64692020
Packers > Seahawks
>>64692104
Hey, we still get to see them for a little over a month.
>>64692008
What do all those teams have in common?
They're all watching the playoffs from their couches
>>64691981
yeah those are pretty different things
if you think winning the north against the worst packers team since rodgers' first year makes you super bowl favorites, idk what to tell you
>>64692003
hmm i'd actually have to think about that
instead of fantasizing i usually just watch porn instead
>>64692029
text-based autistic OC is the best kind desu
>>64692106
>
Can philbin land another job? not as HC obviously
>>64692071
>your
>>64692102
>Vikings even making the owl
not gonna happen but I would cum buckets
>>64689807
I like Wilson and Marshawn
Rest of Seattle and their fans can die in a KFC fryer
>>64692033
Shame. By that point, virtually everyone from his arrest will be gone and no one will be there to laugh at him. Unless, 4chan has LeX v& like m00t did to Snacks.
>>64692153
As what? Both the offense and defense were bad at the very best while he was coaching the vikings
>>64692008
>Derek v Bortles in the AFCC , Derek wins
>Derek v Winston in the Bowl , Derek wins
>Derek v Bortles in the AFCC , Bortles wins
>Bortles v Winston in the Bowl , Winston wins
>Derek v Bortles in the AFCC , Bortles wins
>Bortles v Romo , Bortles Wins
this is the future and I will appreciate every single moment of it
>>64692202
You mean the Packers
>>64691925
I like this anon
>>64692020
>against a higher power
>Vikings are higher seeded than the Hawks
Lolwut
>>64692071
Eagles current hc is undefeated
>>64692102
see >>64691963
thats how i feel about your memes
Remeber when rodgersfags and Homos would spend entire threads flinging shit at each other? I kinda miss that
>>64692242
Is this pasta?
>>64692230
Carr is the second coming of Matt Schaub, he's not winning shit
>>64689787
>Name
>No trip
We have the self-boner of attention whoring, but without the stigma of the trip
what are the chances of a Vikings-Bengals Owl?
>>64692267
Vikings had to play who again?
green bay , bears , lions , raiders , cheifs , chargers.
They are a good team but the seahawks are a great team and you will see what the real difference is between good and great this weakend
>>64692289
'no'
>>64692242
.. Nigga this getting weird. Porn has only added fire to the imagination.
>>64692008
So if teddy wins a ring the meme will never die
>>64692180
nah not really into netorare
it makes me feel uncomfortable
>>64692242
yeah that's probably true
i only ever masturbate in the shower when my roommates are in the room though, or when i'm on vacation
>>64692298
low
>>64692269
Wrong, Shurmur was 9-23 in Cleveland
Fixed the Lions desu
>>64692289
>heres to (you)
>>64692299
>seahawks are a great team
>Got memed by the Rasm twice
Pick one m80
>>64689091
Division championships OP
>>64689838
Study
I pissed away a break year after highschool
And the first year of college
>I am 2 years behind my peers due to money issues (break year) and my lazy ass (1st yr of college)
I for one, reluctantly welcome the offseason.
>>64692299
>lose to the rasm twice
>"great"
wew lad
>>64692341
You have more intense orgasms during actual sex but I guess you wouldn't really know that
>>64692316
Undefeated as the eagles head coach
>>64692328
Rams are a "good" team too
No matter how blinded you pretend you are the vikings faced against weak-average teams
They played greenbay and were destroyed , play against the seahawks and destroyed , cardinals continued to embarass themselves and yet still beat the vikings and you know why?
because the vikings are not playmakers
If seahawks got to play the chiefs , chargers and raider they would be at 13-3 losing only to the cardinals , rams and panthers
>>64692341
Already do. That's the point. I can imagine getting a rim job from Jennifer Lawrence. If not for porn I wouldn't know what it was
Hence porn only adds to it
Porn is like the how to fuck manual of the world
Anyways
Browns man. Why do they always suck? I know why but still it's painful
>>64692379
If you're a porn addict you're certainly single which means you're not having sex with anyone, so it isn't projecting at all
What will your face be when bengals go one and done [nospspoilers]again[/nospspoilers]
Are we talking about nofap?
I really think I can make it to the fapb owl and stop fapping for a whole year
>>64692390
So did the Panthers and Cardinals.
>>64692398
That gif is creepy.
>>64692390
>Rams are a good team
>Seahawks lost to them twice
>Vikings beat them
Kill urself my man
I just realized my trip has the word sex in it.
>>64692432
You literally admitted to never fapping without porn, something only a porn addict does, and needed viagra to fuck your gf at 21.
So, since the MemeVP award will likely go to Cam
Who should win OPOTY?
>>64692464
Cam again
>>64692435
What part of ram are a good team did you not understand?
Rams had the unfortunate case of being a good team in a good division with a hard schedule
they played against great teams and had some wins like us but some losses like the bengals and cards.
You're missing the point anon
Seahawks are a great team and will remind the vikings why you should draft "game managers" over legit stars like bortles and carr
We didn't have your easy schedule and you did not have ours otherwise the NFC north would be decided by a 9-7 or 8-8 team
>>64692411
That's why I do it. I don't want them to be pretty to me just the rest of the world. I want them to be 8/10 butter faces with 10/10 bodies so I can degrade them and they know why. But at the same time in the dark and doggy style it's hot. Plus they can cover it up with Make up but on the inside they know they aren't so pretty
That way I can piss on them
>>64692418
Low test
>>64692448
And silverback is a racism term used to describe huge black men who fuck white guys wives. Also see "bull"
Lol Jesus man I thought you knew >>64692464
Wilson I guess
/tv/-related
Vernon Davis is on tonight's Whose Line Is It Anyway on CW right now
New thread when?
>>64692489
why you should not* draft a "game manager"
Everyone is saying it , the vikings have the defense , they have the halfback and oline for it but they do not have the QB nor the WRs to preform at the high level
>>64692491
If you beat your dick too much you become so potent that actual sex wont do it for you
>>64692520
Peterson has had an overrated season despite the stats, his constant dancing around behind the o-line resulted in a lot of losses on first and second down, but sometimes he breaks out a big one. Same with the defense, who couldn't force one fucking turnover for most of its five game win streak following the bye. People who think Teddy had nothing to do with the Vikings' 11 wins are fucking retards.
>>64692566
for me it wasnt false at all
so I wont beat my dick anymore
>>64692570
He literally BARELY contributed
>>64692512
Dude come on.
>>64692542
Somewhat true. If you aren't in shape or have a decent job you are stuck with 5/10
I knew a guy who fapped 5 times a day. Couldn't get off with a condom>>64692520
What are you talking about
Game managers? What does that even mean anymore? Not fucking up and throwing the occasional dragon?
That's called a good qb.
Elite qbs like Rodgers, prime manning, Brady, prime Brees could carry the teams but you have two or 3 guys in the league like that.
Id take a "game manager" over most of the 20 million dollar qb shit heads
Stafford, cutler to start
>>64692635
>1TD-0TDs in more than half the games
that is ELITE game managing
>>64689402
Friendly reminder that this doesn't matter at all
>>64689035
>AJ is actually not bad
I don't understand.