>10 world cup goals
>21 goals in 25 games this season
Just how does he do it?
What went wrong?
you seem to have forgotten about last season, mr Abramovic.
yeah but he's so bubbly outside of the field haha
look at him making those faces teehee
ooh what a rascal with his wicked bants against that undeserving little journalist hohoho
Are people implying messi doesn't deserve it? He went goat mode early last year and while injured no one has surpasses him, neymar should be second no matter how much donaldo fans don't like it
Why wouldn't he be able to do it? He's world class as a motherfucker
his average is certainly even better now, but I remember early in the season he had 75 goals and 75 assists in 150 league appearances. literally the definition of consistency.
inb4 >buyernwinslol, he continues it in CL and especially international matches
Dude leaves everything on the field, he works hard as a motherfucker, is an absolute architect when it comes to creating and finding space, and has one of the slickest first touches in the entire sport. He's not a conventional forward but he certainly excels in that loose role behind the striker in Bayern's current fluid system. He's even a more than competent right winger when he needs to be.
Would literally walk right onto the starting XI of any team except perhaps Barca, and imagine what they could do if they had this weasel tearing shit up in the box with S&M by his side.
I remind you that he has only ever played for one team, the one he grew up with and has always been a fan of. Having such an outstanding, loyal player on your team is an amazing fucking feeling
God I love this man
As much as I hate buyern and the people in charge (Rolex Rummenige feat. Würstchen Uli) ,this is true müller delievers
I give you bale and Ibra to an extend but cmon man this guy is literally the biggest meme ever
>it's Tractor FC cuck
Get in my mount broo!
This is what happens when Germans aren't allowed to be Nationalistic. They channel their energy into soccer and concur the world cup. Then as they lift up the trophy, for a split second, they dare to wonder what life would have been like if Hitler had won.