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What's the point of soccer? Soccer is for poor kids who's parents can't afford hockey equipment.
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>>64684818

>ice stick fight
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>>64684888
...is a way better sport that doesn't involve players pretending to get hurt.
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>your national sport is hockey
>it's actually a fake rip-off of real hockey

pretty embarassing senpai, almost as embarassing as american football
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>>64684900

They aren't covered with pads and helmets like Kendo """"""""""players"""""""". I dare you to take some kicking on your knee.
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>>64684818
A FUCKING LEAF
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>64684818
you're absolutely right, now fuck off to your irrelevant sports
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>tfw I played both
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>>64684956
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>implying hockey isn't the greatest sport on earth
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>>64686139
Is this gay shit the norm for divegrass?
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>Canada
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>>64684818

Canadians should probably get a decent education in which they learn the difference between "who is" and "whose", instead of spending their time shitposting about a sport they cannot understand
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What's the point of Canada?
It's just a pussyfied USA
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>>64684818
That's what so great about soccer. It is a unifying sport which everybody can play. Rich people love it. Poor people love it. It is played on every continent.
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>>64686317
I hate soccer desu senpai
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>>64686391
That's as irrelevant as US sports worldwide.
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>>64686623
Basketball is the most popular sport in China
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>>64686315
All of yurop is a pussified America
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what's the point of anything
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>>64686623
>Ireland
>worldwide contributions
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>>64686635
That's pingpong lad
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>>64686692
We contribute to not shooting the shit out of each other daily in 2016
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canada literally nobody plays your only sport. hockey is AFL tier
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>>64684818
To slurp as much semen as possible
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>>64686691
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>>64686772
>Imying basketball and baseball weren't invented by Canadians
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>6'1 is considered giant in Soccer
>6'1 is considered Manlet in Hockey
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>>64686772
the only sports you're going to play in the future is on a prayer mat

inshallah
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>>64686195
Yeah man
They suck dick too but they can't show it on TV
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>>64684818
what's the point of this thread?
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>>64686944
What's the point of /sp/
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>>64686944
Soccer is gay as hell, that's the point of it
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>>64686993
what's wrong with beign gay?
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>>64687036
their immune system for one thing
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Ice hockey is reddit the sport.

What kind of sport allows players to fight each other?

If I wanted to watch that I'd watch UFC.

It's artificial manliness. It takes more of a man to kiss their teammate or finger their arsehole than it does to have a little squabble with pads on.
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>>64687053
>allows
They get a 5 minute penalty and could possibly be fined
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>>64687053
I guess when your country bans everything including fists the way to show your manliness is by fingering someone's ass
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>>64687104
Fights aren't even malicious in hockey either, it's just competition
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>>64687053
Nice bait, Harry.
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>>64687130
No, we play a game called "glass the American"
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>>64686853
>Implying that baseboll isnt a rip off Swedish brännboll.
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>>64687319
No it's a ripoff of cricket
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>>64684818
>>64686139
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>>64686977
>>64687589
Why do you save those images? You are gay?
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What´s up with all the anti-football coming from North America lately? All I can see in the catalog is thread after thread about how stupid football is. Don´t like it? Don´t fucking watch it. Simple.
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>>64684931
Wait, there are men who play field hockey?
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One more anti-football thread from North America? Cute. Stay jealous, stay obsessed.
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>>64684818
Apparently it's for gays to meet each other.
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>>64692047
They're always paranoid about football "taking over" /sp/ (even though this board is usually covered with american sports and their generals.)
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>>64684979
honestly I like both I just fucking suck at soccer
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>>64684818
>kissing the GOAT
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>>64684818
does anyone else get embarrassed by posts like this? i couldnt give the slightest crap about soccer but its a sport that is watched and played just about everywhere. and seriously nobody outside of canada even knows about hockey
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>>64692284
>paranoid over football taking over /sp/

How sad and misserable is your life you´re worried about a fucking 4chan board.
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>>64684818
>What's the point of soccer?
to score more goals than the opponent
> Soccer is for poor kids who's parents can't afford hockey equipment.
true
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>>64686748
Kek
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what's the point of hockey?
Hockey is for poor kids whose parents can't afford to live someplace warm.
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>>64686623
>Ireland
>contributions

Hey McBoyle is your wife's face healed up yet?
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>>64684818
>furpuck
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>>64692405
I know that Argentina, Australia, the Netherlands and Germany are elite hockey countries.
And I think it's played mostly at universities.
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>>64684818
>Soccer is for poor kids

pretty much, all you need is a ball and a couple of rocks to mark out some goals
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>>64686391
well, he didn't mention fat people. of course they hate it.
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>>64686635
Soccer is more popular than basketball in China. Basketball is after that when it comes to team sports. I think Americans only think basketball is more popular is due to Kobr getting his dick sucked when he goes to China and that shit being broadcasted here in the states.
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>>64684818
that's exactly what it is, but there's nothing wrong with it though.
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>>64684818
>Soccer is for poor kids
Thats the whole reason this sports so popular family. They can beat rich kids as with skill only
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>mfw I like both
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>>64698178
That's genuinely good for you.
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THIS BULLYING HAS TO END
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>>64686692
they contributed a fair amount of slave labor when our country was growing and as a result people of Irish descent make up a good % of our population
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>>64698252

10% if you believe everyone who claims Irish heritage
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>>64698272
a lot of the reason that whole thing exists is because of anti-Irish discrimination in US history

it's not as prevalent nowadays but Irish people were pretty heavily discriminated against, Catholic churches were burned, they were kept out of good work, etc. so they grouped together and tried to preserve themselves as an independent group and maintain their "cultural integrity" since the "native Americans" didn't want them as part of the "native American" culture. So you get all this extreme Irish pride shit. Nowadays it just looks stupid but in the past it did serve a purpose
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>>64684818
Yeah that 50? buck hockey stick tho.
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>>64686860
>A sport were all your speed is not based on your training but based on how much of faggot you can be on ice
Nice mate
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