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Da Stoolers will win da superb owl

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Also this

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In Memoriam.

>>64683643
Lol

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>mfw the titans draft a LT to protect mariota and the browns draft joey bosa

>any professional sports team dumb enough to hire Chip Kelly as head coach

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Forgot a big one OP...

PIT: Primanti Bros. sends huge sandwich platter to Bills front office as a thank you

Continued discussion

What's the point of a "winning culture" when your team is 85% literally who's who'll be long gone by the time the team gets good?

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>ywn clean up your locker on Black Monday

>>64683595
You forgot
MIA: Will be interviewing Adam Gase for HC position, private jet rumored to be part of interview

Why did the 49ers fire their coach so damn fast?

>>64683676
Never been to Pittsburgh but damn that looks good

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1st for Alex "Elite As Fuck" "Air Raid" "White Michael Vick" Smeth

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>64683676
That looks tasty

>>64683674
Came to post this.

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>>64683595
>20 posts too early

I cannot sanction your baffoonery OP

>>64683676
We had a Primanti Bros open here just a couple months ago. Only went once but the food is fucking great.

>>64683694
Cause he sucked

>>64683676
>PIT: Primanti Bros. sends huge sandwich platter to Bills front office as a thank you

So do the players not get any sandwiches?
It's just the coaches and managerial staff?
Because if that's the case, Rex will just eat all of them.

>>64683743
>Baalke and York run Harbaugh out of town
>half the roster retires in their prime
>Tom Jimsula left to pick up the pieces

No coach could have succeeded there.

>>64683731
Fatheads > Primanti

>>64683747
He stapled his stomach m8
Although he still has a turkey chin

>>64683676
>These teams thanking other teams
First Pitts now Chicago
Cucks

If Seahawks win this year are they a dynasty?

Jay Cutler is the best quarterback in the National Football League.

>>64683774
>If Seahawks win this year are they a dynasty?
Yes

Playoff Team Power Rankings

1. Patriots
2. Panthers
3. Cardinals
4. Seahawks
5. Steelers
6. Broncos
7. Chiefs
8. Packers
9. Vikings
10. Redskins
11. Bengals
12. Texans

>>64683777
Fuck trips confirm.
I think it's Brees though.

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>>64683805
Are you retarded? Cardinals above Seahawks? Lmao

>>64683774
>If Seahawks win this year are they a dynasty?
Easily.
3 appearences, winning 2 of them with the loss being due to an abhorrid coaching decision that was part of a scheme to have Wilson become the face of the team as opposed to the defense.

If that's not a dynasty, then nothing is.

>>64683805
>stoolers the top afc contender
get your shit together burger man

>>64683731
Are you from Youngstown by chance?

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will he stay?

>1-7 record at home

Is Soldier Field the new Factory of Sadness?

>>64683774
>If Seahawks win this year are they a dynasty?
Definitely, which is why in Cam we trust

>>64683824
>le if you beat a team once, you can beat them all the time

Shh...Xhehawks fan. The adults are talking. Once you watch more than 2 season of football, you can also join in on the conversation.

>>64683805
>Panthers that high
>Chiefs that low

Come on now.

>seahawk fans out of the woodwork
>18 post early


where did you get the noos btw?


SD:Mike McCoy will have press conference Monday
DEN:Kubiak declines to announce playoff starter
NYG:Coughlin will meet with ownership Monday
CAR:Mike Shula will not interview during playoffs
TEN:Titans not talking to coaching candidates
CIN:Bengals preparing as if McCarron will start
NE:MRI confirms Brady suffered only a sprain
NO:Saints want second-round pick for Sean Payton
FA:Mike Shanahan will interview with Dolphins
FA:Report: Chip Kelly reaches out to 49ers
CLE:Manziel showed up to Browns drunk this week?
MIN:Vikings ride Peterson to NFC North title

>@AdamSchefter: Titans announced that GM Ruston Webster will not return, while interim HC Mike Mularkey will interview for the permanent job.

Ruston Webster is out. What a horrible drafter.

>@ESPN BREAKING NEWS: New York Giants and head coach Tom Coughlin part ways

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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else
But now through all the hurt & pain
It's time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
what's done is done it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

>>64683805

> pats #1
> lost to dolphins, jets and eagles

>>64683889
>Mularkey

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I'm going to list the team and position of some players that have been confirmed to have posted on /sp/ before. Can you guess them all right?

Detroit Lions free safety
Houston Texans right tackle
Jacksonville Jaguars cornerback
Atlanta Falcons wide receiver
Minnesota Vikings punter

>>64683848
I'd trade him for a six pack, and it doesn't even have to be cold.

>Will McClay, the Dallas Cowboys' senior director of college and pro scouting, confirmed to the Free Press today that he will not interview for the Lions' vacant GM job.

Pls no Sheldon White

>>64683904
le ebin fake tweet

why do people do this?

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>>64683857
>Bears so bad, they have protesters demonstrating against them in front of their own stadium

It's beyond the Factory of Sadness level now.

>>64683848
>Sam Bradford’s last 7 starts: 175/258 (67.9%), 1959 yards (7.6 y/a), 10 TD, 4 INT, 96.7 rating. #Eagles

I hope so, maybe if only for 2 or 3 years while a rookie sits behind him

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>64683669
>in order to get talent, you need good picks in the draft
This is just stupid. You don't need to lose a couple extra games to get a good player. If you're so high on a guy in the draft but don't have the position to draft him then that's why you have the draft picks to trade up and get the player you want. Jerry Rice was drafted 16th in a 28 team draft. That means half the league passed on him, including the Patriots, who traded out of that pick with the Niners. The Jets and Bengals even picked wide receivers ahead of Rice.

Point is, draft position is overrated compared to good scouting and knowing how to use your picks. Tanking is unnecessary, and in many cases counterproductive.

>>64683889
Knowing the titans theyll keep him because he's cheap and he's "a players coach".

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BOLD BRAVE BERRYup in this nigga. who hype as fuck about our CHAMPIONSHIP DRIVE.

I'm talking franchise record setting undefeated streak.

I'm talking, THIS IS TWICE ALEX SMITH HAS LED US TO BEING AT LEAST 9 WINS IN A ROW.

2/3 seasons with Alex/Andy we've had 9+ wins in a row, and playoff appearances.

How can you not be expecting great accomplishments out of the greatest Chiefs team of all time?

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>>64683953
New HC will be good for Elijah

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>>64683918
>stealing the Chicago White Sox's official theme song

>>64683763
Fatheads is a local Pittsburgh place. I don't even live in PA.

>>64683845
Negatory senpai.

>>64683923
Her tits are probably so saggy

>>64683923
I only remember the punter fag
dont forget brennan the ex depth oline guy who apparently is trying to break into mandrama

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>>64683889
Haha time for the return of Mularkeyball

>>64683973
Damn black people.
With their perfect teeth.

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>@ESPN BREAKING NEWS: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers really really likes women

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>teams with female owners

>>64683828
But a dynasty is literally 3+ wins cuck

Nobody thinks the Broncucks were a 90s dynasty and they made 5 Owls

>>64684007
>Teams

>>64684007
Speaking of females.
Whatever happened to that one coach asssistant or whatever?

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>>64683705
>>64683704

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Is the Giants HC spot the most desirable one?

>franchise quarterback already
>le one hand catch man
>10th pick
>weak division opponents atm
>not a pleb city

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>>64684007
>teams with owners

>>64683975
its property of all shity weebs that a to pussy to actually end it all

>>64684007
>Virginia McCaskey

But then again, I hardly think the Bears qualify as an actual NFL "team"

>>64684014
there are at least 4 teams with female owners you nigger, including your raiders

>>64684043
I would go to the Colts, if I could pick

>>64684043
No the Titans are the best.
>shit team
>perpetually injured QB
>No GM
>shit city

>>64684059
>voluntarily working for Jim Irsay
Fuck no nigga

>>64684007
Only happened via death of previous owner

>>64684054
Mark Davis is not a woman.

>>64684044
>Being cucked into shoveling snow at a stadium

>Thinking you have any input on personel decisions

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>>64684043
The Cleveland Browns, obviously.

>>64683704
>smeth has 500 yards and 30 firstdowns rushing

damn pretty impressive desu

>>64684085
Are you being transphobic?

>>64684090
Dude WTF?

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ayy lmao

>>64684098
Carol Davis is a woman though.

>Titans fired their GM

i don't really get the point in doing this

seems like they drafted well enough.

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You may only reply to this post if your team won your division

Not so fast Green Gay

>>64684139
I won.

Is Jay Gruden Coach of the Year

>Rodgers: Packers must 'prove to ourselves that we can win the big games'

You sure have been doing a pretty shitty job for a while.

>>64684136
nice bait

>>64684160
>tubby manlet

when will they learn?

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>>64684139

With the Bears taking a huge step this year in trying to rebuild past the Trestman/Emery debacle era, why would Forte and Gase leave this up and coming team?

Is it too delusional of me to think that they should stay as we try to fight our way back into not being a laughingstock?

>>64683923
The answers:

>Detroit Lions free safety
Stuart Schweigert when he paid for that guys college
>Houston Texans right tackle
Brennan Williams when he was posting about mandrama
>Jacksonville Jaguars cornerback
Will Blackmon when he broke the Steam summer sale in 2013
>Atlanta Falcons wide receiver
DJ Davis when he posted his high school ID
>Minnesota Vikings punter
Chris Kluwe when he was being an SJW

>tfw McDaniels goes to the Giants
Happy feels.

>>64684160
Bill O'Brien

winning the division with that QB situation? absolutely.

>>64684219
>getting swept by detoilet
Nah son they're right to try and jump ship

>>64683676

it always seem like he bill get free food

>>64683979
>not having seen her tits

>>64684160
Bill Belichick, Bruce Arians, or Ron Rivera are better candidates desu

Realistically it should be the "best coach who isn't Belichick unless he does an abnormally amazing job" award

>>64684219
Gase to be a head coach. He's a qb whisper. At worst he's going to be a norv turner. Most likely will be a Andy Reid fixture

>>64684286
>in year 1 of a rebuilding process after the complete team blow up after the trestman/emery years with 75% of our team being literally who's

If anything, its embarassing that Detroit only barely won by 4 points against our practice squad.

>>64684301
>Belichick
Losing four of his last six and losing homefield dropped him out of the running

>>64684273
will the Texans trade for a new QB in the offseason? if so who?

>>64684301
I'd say bb/Rivera tie. It's too close

reminder that McCarthy personally appointed the unqualified Clements and had him faithfully execute his rigged playbook and game plans in order to make himself look good in comparison and secure his future as the packers head coach and play caller

Rodgers saw though the fat mans plans and will force Teds hand this offseason assuming they dont win the SB

>>64684322
if the Eagles can't pay Bradford what his agent wants, he'd be a perfect fit there.

>>64684301
It's hilarious how Belichick doesn't have like 7 of that meme award

>>64684318
The Bears are going to be rebuilding next year too. Nobody wants to play for a constantly rebuilding team year after year.

>its embarassing that Detroit only barely won by 4 points against our practice squad
How do you figure this? Detroit is just as devoid of talent.

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>>64684349
>Bradford having to constantly relearn new offenses
If he could just get a head coach or OC to stick he could be great

>>64684010
There is no official definition of a dynasty.
The league itself doesn't even recognize the term

>>64684388
It's not official but the common theme among all considered ones is a decade of dominance with at least 3 Owls

>>64684360
Well then that's not fair, because eventually the rebuild will come to fruition. We can't just keep rebuilding forever. Although I know it'll take a long time because of how badly not only Emery but also remnants of Angelo fucked the team so much.

I know I'm going to be in for some long dark years. I've already been through some long dark years. But I'm saying that surely they should finish rebuilding some day and then be able to compete again.

Detroit still had Stafford and Megatron among others. Bears have literally no one except for Cutler and Forte. Who the fuck is Marc Mariani? Cameron Meredith? What the fuck is this shit? Zach Miller? Bears had a team of only maybe 10% actual NFL players. Its to be expected during year 1 of a lengthy rebuild after how bad the team got fucked.

>>64684404
Speak for yourself.

Until there's an official definition, your opinion is just that, your own.

And nothing more.

>>64684404
>yfw the dynasty of the 2010s is the Patriots again

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>2016
>after a decade and a half of non-stop success the patriots are still finding a way to become an underdog in the playoffs

I just don't understand how they can still be underdogs, does Bill do this shit be design or is it just divine fate?

I was listenting to based mike and mike and they made a really good point this is the wrong season for the browns to fire their coach since no one will fucking want that job iwth all the other attractive jobs open in the league, it's going to be sad when they are stuck with a chip kelly or a adam gase

>>64684379
This is honestly why i won't be shocked if they decided to keep Shurmur as their HC.

Plus, that guy has already started to come across as a yes-man within the organization. The new coach on that team has to report to Howie, and i can see Shurmur getting on board with that.

>>64684412
How isn't it fair? The players on your team don't owe the organization or even the fans anything. They want to win, and if they feel like they're not going to there they'll go somewhere else. That's the idea behind building a winning culture: being a place players feel like they can win, because nobody wants to play for a loser.

>>64684160
rivera's got it in the bag i'm afraid f@m

Where the fuck is Manziel? I've been defending his unruly ass all year and I need to find a new reason to want him to stay in Cleveland.

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>1400 yards
>14 TDs
>Youngest player in NFL history to ever do it
>Not in the Pro Bowl
>ONLY receiver in NFL history to lead the league in touchdowns and not be selected for the Pro Bowl

LOL

If you want an example of just the overall NFL universes' bias against the Jaguars, that's a prime example

The Cleveland Browns are legitimately going 0-16 next season and there's nothing we can do to stop it.

>>64684428
It's not my own, it's popular thought

At the least you agree the trend is right between all of them no?

>>64684449
Players often don't get probowl invites on their first breakout year because it's just a popularity contest for fans, he will blatant get in next year

>>64684451
is that with Johnny Meme at the helm or without?

>>64684449
if he was playing for a NY team or the Pats, everyone would be like "HOLY SHIT NEXT JERRY RICE".

>>64684412
>Megatron in a down year
>Fatt "Force the ball to Megatron in triple coverage and get picked" Lafford
nigga

>>64684449
Reminder that Marques Colston has never made one

>>64683805

Lmao, I'm a pats fan and they are realistically somewhere between 7 and 10.

Get ready for >our first one and done In a while.

What a slow painful, agonizing death this season has been. My hope for a repeat has steadily been Sinking straight down these last 6 weeks.

>>64684472
Johnny Memeball wants to go to Dallas. So he will go there.

>>64684436
I agree with that but the fact is that we don't have the talent to win and players leaving or Gase who coordinate Cutler to his best passer rating as a Bears player yet leaving, does nothing but just harms us more. Don't you see how this doesn't make any sense?

Yes I know we suck. Severely lacking of talent and actual NFL caliber players. That's why we can't win. But to lose what little actual NFL caliber players/staff we do have is just going to make things worse.

Again this whole thing is just fucking stupid.

So many other people have given up being a fan of this team but I'm still sticking with them in this painful rebuilding process. Again I don't know how many goddamn years it'll take to undo all the shit of Angelo/Emery but I'll still stick around even knowing I'll probably regret this decision.

>>64684457
>I speak for everyone
Yeah, no.

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>>64684449
>Sending Braylon Edwards 2.0 to the Pro Bowl

not uh not making that same mistake again

>>64684484
>Megatron in a down year

Our secondary was so bad that even megatron's down year looked elite

Seriously, Chris Prosinski? Harold Jones-Quarley, retirement home Porter? WHAT THE FUCK IA THIS SHIT?

Outside of Cutler, Forte, Gould, and maybe a couple others, the bears had NO NFL caliber players at all. One could even question if they could even be considered an NFL team.

>>64684511
I agree with him. When you call everything a dynasty the word loses meaning, much like "elite" has lost its meaning. There has to be some standard

If the loins owl next year would anyone be upset?

>>64684511
I don't you faggot, I'm just saying that if you want to call 2 Owl wins over 4 years a dynasty then not many people will agree with your opinion because of history

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Will he make an immediate difference in the playoffs?

>>64684499
>blaming a guy who was fired in 2011 for the state of your team
Just kill yourself senpai. In 2012 the Panthers fired a GM who saw fit to waste 5000% of its cap on running backs and they're 15-1 today. Yes Angelo sucked, but it's been four years. Let it go.

When will us Cowboy fans get to gloat again on a new championship

Pls be next year

>>64684540
>mfw it's a Browns-Lions Owl
>mfw I have no face

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>you will get to see psycho Tom one last time

Give them hell Tom

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>>64684530
>Chris Prosinski
Holy shit he's still in the league?

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>>64684530
>Prosinski
>Still in the league
That nigga was literally nowhere near the ball every time it was thrown to his side of the field

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>>64684544
>20 less third downs per 100
Wow maybe they'll score 3 more points per game when he comes back

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>Bleacher report: Chargers to retain Mike McCoy

LGTSS

>chorgers

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>Manning come in and hands off a few times to win against a decrepit chargers team.
>Media literally slobbering at how great he is.
>Broncos unanimous favorite to win AFC

When will they learn?

>>64684594
>a 20% increase in first down rate
>not huge

I found the casual fan ITT

>>64684544
he's Brady's favorite target

unlike LaFell and those practice squad babbies, he can actually catch

>>64684488
Reminder that after that stupid forward lateral in the playoffs in '13, he doesn't deserve to go to the pro bowl

>>64684593
>>64684580
Yep. And it was just as bad as you remember it.

>>64684594
Assuming 3 3rd downs on a drive on average to score at all

>With Jew: 12.5%
>Without Jew: .03%

>>64684601
It's like two per game,not even a guarantee of points

>>64684540
I would never be upset to see a down franchise have some success.

>>64684636
>Assuming 3 3rd downs
Found your problem

>>64684636
Whoops meant 3%

>>64684600
>Peyton Manning in the playoffs
seriously how have they not learned by now?

>>64684548
Our playoff drought is at 5 years now. I will not "let it go".

>>64684600
It was Anderson and the Defense that won that game.

>>64684651
How many do you want to assume on average? The point is mathematically 20% is fucking massive and I was just trying to show that

Who /krautrock/ here?

>>64683883
Chiefs are literally the conference equivalent of the Panthers. Beat a bunch of sub .500 teams but will get whipped this month

1. Tom Brady
2. Cam Newton
3. Russell Wilson
4. Carson Palmer
5. Ben Roethlisberger
6. Aaron Rodgers
7. Peyton Manning
8. Alex Smith
9. Kirk Cousins
10. Brian Hoyer
11. Teddy Bridgewater
12. AJ McCarron

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>>64684684
who /onlyherebecausePSNisdown/?

>i will never build up my MUT again

>wake up
>36-6 still happened

>>64684684
who /notintheplayoffs/ here?

>>64684697
>teddy memewater not 900000000000001

Seattle is gonna rape his tits

Reminder that deflategate starts up again next month

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>>64684697
>he doesnt think AJ McGOAT will lead the Bungles to the owl

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>>64684697
1. Alex Smith
2. Tom Brady
3. Cam NEwton
4. Carson Palmer
5. Russel Wilson
6. Ben Roethlisberger
7. Aaron Rodgers
8. Payton Manning
9. Kirk cousins
10. Teddy Bridgewater

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>>64684708
Reporting

ok im here

>>64684718
>Bengals winning in the playoffs
>in primetime
>against the Steelers
that's the trifecta of Bungling they have no chance

175th for packers lost on purpose

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>losing the last two games of the season
>thinking you're not one and done

>>64684725
is this from a video games

>>64684697
>Tom Brady no.1
>on a sprained ankle
lmao. Might as well just accept the BBC now

>>64684740
So did the Pats

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>>64684708
pop non-playoff teams pups

>>64684738
ok good

>>64684449
He was mine first. :3

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>>64684740
>would rather play Washington on the road than Minnesota again at home
Yeah of course they did

>>64684626
>Alan Ball is starting in the Bears secondary too

you guys planning on picking up any more former Jags players? Andre Branch's rookie contract expires this year

>>64684772
they haven't been great at home this season

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>>64684718
That Alabama chick is ridiculously hot js

>>64684740
>implying that wasnt a smart loss
>Seattle not having an extra bye week

How useless does that NFC north title feel Memesota?

>>64684093
No. The soil there is cursed

>yfw Ryan Fitpatrick won the Clutch Player of the week award last week and then this week finished off the game with 2 interceptions

>>64684804
pretty average tbqh

>>64684812
It's the real FitzMAGIC bitch.

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>>64684817

>>64684812
jests fans deluded themselves to think they had something with the guy. lol

>>64684817
>Low test beta claiming high test alpha female as "average"

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>>64684788
5-3 at home, same on the road. Meanwhile a loss @GB would've put Minnesota at 4-4 on the road, while Washington is 6-2 at home.

Yeah they lost on purpose.

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>>64684833
I think you would be the fedora in this situation, calling very average girls "ridiculously" hot.

>>64684777
No thanks, as I expressed, were interested in rebuilding, not regressing.

>>64684846
I don't think you understand the fedora meme at all

>>64684838
say what you want, but the vikings are a better team than the r*******, making them the more desirable opponent

>>64684862
It's generally used when somebody says an attractive woman is ugly, I never said she was ugly I said she was average, so I think it more applies to you in the situation.

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>Jalen Ramsey and Dante Fowler Jr on the same team

m-my g-genitals are tingling uguu~

>>64684809
>implying it was a smart loss
You know Seattle and GB winning would put the Packers back in Arizona again, right? Cardinals are gonna be the ones with an extra bye week

>>64684846
Plz have sex

1997: 6-10
1998: 10-6
1999: >8-8
2000: 5-11
2001: 5-11
2002: 5-11
2003: 10-6
2004: 6-10
2005: 9-7
2006: 9-7
2007: 13-3
2008: 9-7
2009: 11-5
2010: 6-10
2011: >8-8
2012: >8-8
2013: >8-8
2014: 12-4
2015: 4-12

Total (19 seasons) : 152-152
Seasonal average: >8-8

>Cowshits

>>64684894
I have had sex

>>64684885
The principle is still the same, some pimply-faced "alpha male" trying to prop himself up by voicing his obviously high standard for women

>>64684858
was worth a shot
what do you want the burrs to get in this upcoming draft

>>64684887
Caldwell doesn't like DBs in the first round tho

>>64684600
ESPN literally did a musical segment on a couple of his rainbows....beyond parody.

God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)

>>64684891
Not even a bad situation, to see the Cuck Rodgers get booty blasted is all for the kek's

>>64684909
>his obviously high standard for women
She literally looks like every other young-20s woman I've seen for the last 3 years

>>64684913
Defense defense defense

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>>64684757

>>64684901
Romo is a TO, Witten, and Dez babby. We all know it, deep.inside ourselves.

>>64684913

Gus Bradley basically 100% confirmed we're going Ramsey in the draft today. He said something along the lines of needing to admit that the free safety we need for the scheme can't be found in the later rounds

90% chance we get Ramsey, 7% chance we get Hargreaves, 3% chance we get Bosa if he falls

>>64684935
You see a lot of attractive women come up to your window at the drive-thru?

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>>64684904
If she laid naked on ur bed with her roast beef marinating for dick, you're gonna say "too average, 2/10". Plz anon

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>>64684973
Why are you so personally offended that I called some woman you don't know average? Have you already imagined your life with her or something?

>>64684878
If the Packers could beat the Vikings once in Lambeau, they could do it twice, so why wouldn't you do it this way?

>>64684901
What a shithole truly

white woman
Black man

>>64684996
What? Who turns down people because they look average?

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>>64685000
When did I ever say I was offended? I'm just amused by your alpha male posturing on an anomymous Taiwanese pottery board.

Cards still have any chance of going to the owl ? Weren't they just not trying yesterday ?

>>64684918
Panthurrs BTFO

>>64685036
>trying to insult me every single reply because I said a random woman looks average

Yeah you're not offended or anything, just really really upset that I called a woman average kek

>>64684971
>no more seeing Sergio Brown juke himself out of a tackle again
>no more Josh Evans getting burned like toast

ill take it

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Chiefs should've won the AFC West.

But Chiefs fans should be glad they didnt. Thanks, Philip Rivers. Now we don't have to play the Stoolers

>>64683694
It was clearly his fault kaperbust sucked

>>64685062
Aaron Rodgers is that you?

>>64685077
No even I can find an open checkdown

>>64685070
All they had to do was start the season 2-4 and they would have won.

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>>64685062
Nothing I said was even an insult, just an observation of your behavior. Calling me offended or upset is straight up projection though.

>>64684996
moot here
i double reverse proxy checked his ip for same posts
he is a cowboys fan
answers your questions

>>64684901
I wasn't around for there 13-3 run.

>>64685108
The fire rises.

>>64685108
>Nothing I said was even an insult
I guess you consider working the drive thru a well respectable job, I guess I shouldn't have made assumptions.

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>>64685109
Kek

PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Home: Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Kansas City Chiefs

Away: Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Indianapolis Colts

2016 Schedule looks pretty good. Much better than this year when they got 3 of the four top seeds and 6 of the 11 other playoff teams. I can see anywhere from 10 up to 12 wins, maybe even 13 but that won't happen. Or more likely 8-8 in another souls crushing year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUXO5-c1Mjw

i'm so fucking PISSED that the eagles won yesterday
in literally the ONLY game this season that doesn't fucking matter at all, literally the only game in which we are confirmed to be mathematically, we have our best offensive showing of the year and fuck ourselves over
i don't care that demarco murray figured out that there's more to life than the line of scrimmage
i don't care that bradford was able to pick apart the giants """"""""secondary""""""
all i care is that we went down 5 places in the draft, and fucked ourselves out of the chance to get an impact prospect for once
nice fucking going guys

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Hopefully the Raiders offense developes some consistency next year, completely fell apart in second half of season

>>64685070
The Broncos won more games than the Chiefs this season and the Broncos lost fewer games than the Chiefs this season.

>>64685156
Wow Cooper has even worse hands than LaFell

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>>64685148
Settle down EDP, won't matter who the iggles draft

>>64685156
>cooper
>elite
but i thought the eagles had the most drops
unless they dont count it for sanchezs starts

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>>64685128
If you're going to talk about the scores of attractive women that have come across you in the past three years then you're going to open yourself up to snide comments from jerks like me. If that bothers you so much then maybe you're not ready to be an internet alpha male.

would you rather have Teddy Bridgewater, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr?

>>64685197
Literally all I said was that she looked average and it triggered you this much.

>>64685209
Derek Carr no question

>>64684697
this is actually really accurate

>>64685209
Blake Bortles

Any thing new happening yet?

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>>64685148
>tfw cucked out of Lynch and Goff
Enjoy Cardale

>>64685209
Carr without a doubt

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>>64685212
All I did was post a fedora image in reply and it triggered you this much

>>64685209
In this order
>Cousins
>Teddy
>Carr

>>64684697
Daily reminder that Carson Palmer has been in the league for 12 years and has yet to win a playoff game

>>64685209
Blake Bortles

>>64685148
B-b-but muh winning culture >>64685209
Right now?
Carr fucks up early in games way too much. Bridge versus Kirk... Kirk is more accurate on short timing passes teddy physically slightly more gifted

Right now Kirk
In 3 years with no injuries teddy
With injuries Carr

>>64685209
right now car
in two years bridgewater

>>64685242
Oh I'm sorry I guess your cat just walked across your keyboard and typed all of your replies kek

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>>64685156
>>64685175
On the other side of this, here is a man that did not even receive a pro bowl alternate nod

I've been masterbating a lot recently

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>jest
>thought line up was ridiculous
>thought this was the year
>mfw

What's the easiest way to commit suicide

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>>64685156
not really sure where PFF is getting 44 from, but if they're counting it by QB then the sanchez starts mess up those numbers yeah
>>64685177
just had to get it off my chest famalam
>>64685237
nah we'll draft carson wentz or some other shitter in the 3rd and he'll predictably suck and we'll be starting bradford, unless he leaves and then we're somehow more fucked than we were this season

>>64685062
As the person who actually posted the picture in the first place, to be fair, post a pic of who you think is an attractive female? I understand taste in women in subjective so it's no problem that someone would think someone is unattractive where other people may find that person attractive. One man's trash is another man's treasure so to speak.

>Peanut Tillman tore his ACL
JUST FUCK MY SECONDARY UP SENPAI

>>64684597
What does that mean

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Threadly reminder that the Browns actually called Cameron Jordan when they drafted Jordan Cameron, asking him how he'd like to be a Cleveland Brown, not realizing that he was drafted by the saints in round one.

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>>64685283

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>>64685286
Have fun hoping we lose in the playoffs instead of hoping you win

>>64685277
easy to not have drops when alex smith is throwing you 2 yard dragons that the defense lets you have

>>64685294
Emma Watson

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>>64685312
>almost all good players are hurt
>lost to Miami
>thinks they will make it all the way

>>64685209
Carr is a chuck-and-pray passer which is probably the easiest offense for a young QB to run. Conducive to good stats but not wins.

Teddy isn't asked to do much with his offense, just be a complementary player. Shows flashes but needs work on the deep ball.

Kirk is probably the QB who has come the furthest along, but he's been in the league two years longer so he should be. Could also potentially be a Grudenbabby.

Right now:
>Kirk Cousins
>Teddy Bridgewater
>Derek Carr

In three years:
>Teddy Bridgewater
>Derek Carr
>Kirk Cousins

>@UTgehlken: Eric Weddle said he probably won't get reason why past couple weeks went as they did "because I probably won't ever speak to them again."

>>64685331
>almost all good players are hurt
All of them are going to be back in 2 weeks, all those not on the IR at least.

Who needs a QB in the first 15osh picks? If there really isn't anyone, I feel like Eagles could land Goff or Lynch. Maybe Hackenburg or Cook if they're desperate but pets be realistic here. The Eagles are gonna draft a DE in the first like always

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>>64684708

Maybe it'll be better without Chip

Derek "razor cake" Carr has a lot of love on here.
"Guys he throw an int or fumbled in the first quarter and his team was down by 14 because of his fuck ups but in the second half because they played soft zone D he had great stats and ALMOST won!!"

>>64685324
Good choice anon. Sharp features, fit, facial symmetry. Even though she's the final boss of the internet waifus, she's still a very attractive woman

>>64685148
Saw it coming by a mile. Just gotta accept it.

For what it's worth, there were some positive things there that make me optimistic for next year.

Fucking Marcus Smith of all people can actually do shit. Maybe Chip was more of a problem than we knew and was keeping the guy down because he was "Howie's pick". Murray had the one good run, then nothing else because of the line and they still ran him east-west. Ertz finally looked legit. He had 450 yards the past 4 games, which is a record for TE (Gronk has 399 to close out 2011). Why wasn't he getting this type of opportunity earlier?

If we get Gaze, upgrade from Cooper, keep Bradford, utilize Ertz like we should then things get better quicker. It would open up Matthews more, keep defenses honest about the tight end and allow North-South running more easily. This gives Murray a second year to prove his worth, which he either succeeds or gets replaced.

>>64685347
They're gonna go OL.

>>64685294
>taste in women in subjective
except it is not
take two dudes gfs and everyone standing around will tell you which one is the hotter gf
the only one who will say otherwise is the guy that has the ugly gf
to relate to football
everyone knows brady is better than peyton has a better career is a better passer right now etc etc.
but then you ask colts fans or broncos fans you will get another story

>>64685364
If I could hatefuck you through the computer screen, I would.

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What's his fate?

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>>64685342
>Weddle to Philadelphia when?

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>>64685134
>all those east coast games

>>64685393
Cowpatties.

>>64685387
>except it is not

How autistic do you have to be to believe this.

There are guys who find actual obese women to be perfect, how can you even pretend it's not entirely subjective.

>>64685308
I know

>>64685134
cake as fuck schedule

>>64685395
You're not head coach anymore Chip

>>64685387
>still buying into the social construct that society deems who is attractive and who isn't
>individuals don't decide what is important to them in a mating partner

3/10

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>mfw people think the panthers will go one and done near me
>gay bay
>shitskins
I don't think so

>>64685393
Traded to cowboys. If the Browns don't want him idk who would

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Bill Belichick: 4 owls
Bill Walsh: 3 owls
Bill Parcells: 2 owls
Bill Cowher: 1 owl
>mfw people keep telling me the Bills have never won a superb owl

>>64685393
rehab again probably

>>64685439
Are you saying the Vikings will beat the Seahawks? Because they won't.

>>64685209
>Now
Carr
Bortles
Cousins
Bridgewater

>Next year
Bortles
Carr
Cousins
Bridgewater

>>64685332
>Carr is a chuck-and-pray passer which is probably the easiest offense for a young QB to run.
???? ????
literally what
bridgewater is in the best circumstances, and has the easiest offense to run
>>64685347
browns, niners, cowboys, and maybe chargers
assuming the chargers don't, cowboys and niners' FOs have to fuck up in order for either of those guys to fall to us
they really need an impact lineman though
>>64685382
i'm seeing gase as a really good choice even more now, we clearly have the offensive talent (ertz, matthews, RBs galore) and if we can protect the QB for actual amounts of time we can be an offensive minded team again
even if the line isn't great next year, gase worked pretty well with the trash chicago line and he didn't have the talent we have on offense and defense
just hope the lions don't get him if they can caldwell