Do they have a genuine chance of winning the Euros or will your Germanys and your Spains be too strong for them?
You will fail just like us.
There is so many Poles in UK now that you'll never be good at footy again.
Just give us the cup now, it'll free up everyone's summer.
>Do they have a genuine chance of winning the Euros
No. Our meme XI will labour to an exit in the RO16/QFs.
Meanwhile Woy will talk about how great a tournament it's been for the development of our memelets as he's handed a 6 (six) year deal by the good old boys at the FA who will say he's now surpassed Sir Bobby Robson and Sir Alf Ramsey in the pantheon of English football managers with this monumental achievement:
>germany will dominate
Germany is at its worst since like 5 years. Löw has overstayed his welcome so badly, it will all come crashing down this year. Expect an England-tier performance from Germany.
>two best finishers in Europe
>fastest wingers in Europe
>Alli and Wilshere will boss any midfield
>impenetrable CB partnership
>full backs with pace
>Best goalie in the world
We got this desu
Given the way this tournament is set up we could play like shit and still reach the semis but ultimately we'll still crash out against the first decent team we play or Portugal like always.
I'd complain about all the love and hype for the shitty charmless unlikable players, and start a fruitless protest to stop Wayne Rooney and Ross Barkley from getting knighthoods.
I might also buy a Belgium shirt and wear it constantly. Sell all my other clothes; just Belgium shirts every day.
le one good play every few games man
le 50m man who runs like a lesbian man
Defense and Butland are pretty good though
I be surprised if we make pass the group stages m8
How the fuck can brittards STILL shit on wheelchair when he won 8 MoTM awards in a fucking row. Yes he's a permacrock manlet, doesn't mean he isn't a nailed on starter for England when fit. He doesn't even need to be world class, the rest of England's options including Henderson are just dogshit.
That defence isn't happening at all even though it's the pest one on paper
It will be
Gibbs, Cahill, Jones, Walker
Lingard probably wont even go and Rooney is definitely playing at the top of the diamond
It's Roy we're talking about after all
All memes aside he would have been a legit goat it not for his injuries. The only English midfielder aside from Carrick I've seen in my lifetime who isn't a Roy of the rovers, Hollywood ball merchant.
England needs to embrace mediocrity and pick less fashionable players to make a good team. Too many times England managers shoehorn in top 4 players into the side or play players out of position because they are too scared of what the media will say if they drop them.
He still has time, only just turned 24 a few days ago iirc. Not a prospect anymore by any means but I think he's already better than everyone thinks, just needs a full season if he can get one in the next few years. Players have been GOAT despite the injury but before, sometimes it even lengthens their careers, ie Robben.
Funny thing is that he isn't always trying and failing with Hollywood passes, but every other game he'll try it once and it'll come off.
I disagree, this is what the did with the WC with Woy in charge, and booting Terry out of the team, plus fielding some shitters like Lambert. They're already mediocre, if they want to improve then accepting mediocrity is the last thing they should do. They should start acting like a world class team, get a world class coach and only field the best players, regardless of the handbags.
Thing is that the window is probably gone, you think England has a decent team now with Smalling, Wilshere, Walcott, Kane etc, but the previous generation of players included the world's best LB (Cole), best CBs (Terry, Ferdinand), among the best CMs (Scholes, Lampard, Gerrard, Hargreaves, Carrick), a host of good attacking players (Joe Cole, Beckham, Owen) and one of the best young strikers in the world (Rooney), yet they still won nothing.
They can have Wilmots. He doesn't care about the press and was proclaimed best manager in the world by his own agent..
>he'll never leave
He'll leave after EC 2016.
>tfw he will have wasted our golden generation on a WC quarter final and an EC loss and call it good.
France > Germany > England > Spain
If the right squads are picked, fit and played. But there's no chance of that because they're too worried that the nation will throw a shitfit if Rooney is out. The fucker is done.
The 2014 World Cup was mismanaged in terms of players though. Terry was the best English defender at the time of the Brazil World Cup, the only reason he wasn't playing was because the FA mismanaged the whole Ferdinand racism scandal involving Terry and he had to resign. Woy should have tried to play Terry.
Similarly he should have dropped Rooney and played Sterling in his place, they played a lot better with Sterling in the middle and Roomey dropped.
England's midfield balance has always been wrong, Carrick should have been picked as the side needed a defensive midfielder after Barry and Scott Parker turned to shit.
will win the meme cup
>yfw Luca Toni is still playing for Verona and scored 23 goals last season
I didnt knew that 2bh
Clyne - Stones - Smalling - Shaw
Vardy on in the last 20 mins each game as a super sub
He's probably going to retire at the end of the year tho. The only decent striker we have now is Pelle wich is a pity because we have good players in pretty much every other position
>tfw we have a chance of doing quite well for a change
>tfw woy will play rooney and we'll go out in the groups
>possibly half fit sturridge
name ONE defence that can stop us
i dare you
In the event of inevitable Sturridge-death, replace with Vardy.
>all the hype
Can't wait to drink all your sweet delicious tears after England got kicked out in the group stage.
Wales and Russia are both solid sides up and down the pitch. Don't really know about Slovenia, but whatever.
England may well scrape through, but wont win. Not a chance. There are too many big name shitters who have to get a spot on the team.
who will we beat in the final?
They'll flop. Hodgson will then be handed a multi-year deal. Media will talk about what a great experience it was for the youth, and then happily go on to discuss whichever new young players are coming through who could play in WC 2018.
honestly they have been looking good on paper for the last couple of cups and have failed to show up every time. their 2016 team looks very promising again and this time there's a bunch of new players who don't carry the stigma of previous failure (yet), so this might be their best shot in years, especially since i don't see any team as a heavy favorite (much like the world cup in 2014).
personally i think france is going to do very well with belgium disappointing yet again, which means they will still reach the semis because the field is fucking shit.
>tfw it'll never be 1963 again
I don't know how much different things would be if we had won this game.
I would make so many threads blowing johnny foreigners out until the next tournament. anyone attempts to argue with me on sp I would just mention the fact we are european champions and as such their post means jack shit. I would probably also shout some england players names as a came in my gfs mouth, maybe something about roy being better than alf ramsey as well
It's mad to look at the team we had between 2002-2006 and think we never managed to win anything with them.
Then I look at the current team and see how the media wank over them now and it just doesn't compare in the slightest.
>this entire team
>prime rppney, cole, terry, ferdinand, hargreaves (motm)
Looking at it now the team that we had in 2006 was unreal. The image I posted before of the 2002 one really makes me wonder though, I remember watching the game and we were so strong only to fuck it all up as usual. It triggers me hard cause looking around at the other teams in the competition then I think we could have won it.
You won't believe me now, but we will UNIRONICALLY beat England with this lineup
Sounds obvious but it all depends on Bale.
Not just because he's world class but because of his pace. We have no one else as quick as him and when we play against teams who try to dominate us, he's our only out ball. Bale being fit or not will make or break our tournament.
>that fucking Ronaldo wink
But yeahdefinitely, that team would walk over what we've put out these past few years. Think the only place it's inferior is the keeper, we never really had a decent keeper after Seaman declined till Hart.
The Euro 2004 team was better and probably should have won the tournament.
Not a single world class player in there. Johnny Foreigners make your mediocre players look good in the BPL, point in case, the last time you were any good was in 1961.
Get with the times, bro.
This group of players >>64685369 was more than just hype.
>Extremely decorated by the end of their careers
>a Ballon D'or winner
>Eight Champions League winners in this line up alone
They just weren't a team.
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS FUCKING ENGLAND BASHING THAT GOES ON IN THIS BOARD IT IS BULLSHIT AND UNDESERVED AND YOU FUCKING AMERICUNTS KNOW THAT ENGLAND IS BETTER THAN YOU AT SOCCER IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. FUCK YOU OP I WILL PERSONALLY TRAVEL TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU TO WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU ARE IN YOUR BASEMENT AND YOUR WHITE TRASH PARENTS WATCH FROM THE STAIRS ABOVE BUT DON'T INTERVENE BECAUSE THEY SECRETLY WANT YOU TO DIE ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE A LEECH ON THEIR FINANCES. SERIOUSLY, I AM ACTUALLY ALMOST KIND OF IMPRESSED THAT YOU TOOK TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE OF FAPPING TO LANDON DONOVAN AND EATING PIZZA ROLLS TO TAKE THE 15 SECONDS YOU NEEDED TO COME UP WITH A FUCKING TROLL THREAD ON /SP/. I WOULD GIVE YOU A BLUNT OBJECT TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL HAVE LESS THAN A 1% CHANCE OF DEFEATING ME IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT I GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL MAKE FOR AN AMUSING TIME. SAGE
Only chance you got is if you get lucky and 5pa1n gets eliminated before the final or if you have to face them in the final.
Better cross your fingers so that france's genetically engineered gigga niggers get to face them first and refball their ass while injuring half their squad.
England won't get out of the group stage mate.
If their best players they'd have a chance but you know Hodgson is just going to play meme players like Rooney and Wilshere and probably Glenn fucking Johnson.
>england meets portugal in the quarters
>rooneys steps on someone's balls
>gets sent off
>ronaldo winks at coach
>0-0 draw after 120mins
>england misses all their penalties
>english media blames ronaldo for the defeat
England winning is a lose lose for anybody but the English. If they win, they will claim that the EC is so much harder to win than the WC thats why its more valuable. The shit posting will be unreal and they will compensate for their lack of accomplishment by presenting this worthless little trophy. They better not win or /sp/ needs to be purged.
>the best striker shitaly can produce plays for southampton