Who can stop us?

>>64658717
WE DID IT!!!

>>64658717
Literally any playoff team, AFC and NFC both included, aside from the Broncshits.

>>64658717
have fun getting raped by the steelers. Kind of glad the colts get to avoid that

>>64659041
lmao there is literally no seeding scenario where we play the steelers, unless we get to the AFCCG, in which case we still get to hang up a finalist banner :^)

hoyer and shitty play calling

>>64658791
>benglels

>Texans > Broncos
>Steelers > Chiefs
>Texans > Bengals
>Steelers > Pats
>Texans > Steelers

>>64658717
Mommy I posted it again

Good chance they play the chiefs

Last chiefs playoff win was in Houston

>Royals started playoffs against Houston
>Chiefs start playoffs against Houston

>yfw chiefs win da superb owl

Rly don't want the Chiefs to kuck our shit up but it probs will happen 2bh family.

Not a Texans fan, but here is the most realistic route to the Texans making the SB, this has to include

>Broncos losing today, Bengals being #2 seed
>Patriots losing to Steelers in divisional round

>Chiefs @ Texans
Chiefs are the better team, but have a meme QB/Coach, are on the road and are known to choke in the playoffs. Texans have a shot

>Texans @ Bengals
Playing a coach who has literally never won a playoff game in over a decade with a backup quarterback. Texans have a slight shot

>Steelers @ Texans (AFC Championship Game)
Texans hosting the AFC Championship game, defense shuts down one dimensional team and the offense is able to score enough against Steelers shit defense to make SB

>>64661448
Getting buncos and kubiak mite be cool and we might have a chance too

The NFC is like a group of small businesses trying to reach the highest stock price and live in utopia while the AFC is trying to kill each other

>>64661448
the chiefs aren't losing today and beating the broncos is just as simple, especially since the defense know's kubiak's schemes

that all said, your situation doesn't seem unreasonable

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One and done.

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>>64661531
We've only existed for 13 years, lass.

>>64658717
Carolina
Arizone
Green Bay
Washington
Minnesota
Seattle
New England
Denver
Cincinnati
Kansas City
Pittsburgh

>>64661775
>Cincinnati
lol

>>64658717
The better question is who can't stop us?

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Time to drink 4lokos and riot, lads

>>64662626
And here I thought we weren't gonna go the Canadian route, stay nonviolent and shit?

Guess that's out the window, eh ese?

>>64661775
>Cincinnati

Bengal hunting is the municipal sport of Houston

>>64666658
And TJ Yates is the Master of the Hunt!

So, it looks like the Texans play the Chiefs in the first round.

>cracks knuckles

Time for some payback for Week 1!

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>barely wins a dumpsterfire division
>thinks he isn't going one and done
>mfw

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>assumes one team's performance is dictated by the performance of other teams in the same division

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This guy

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>>64668744

>somebody took time out of their day to make this meme

>>64661755
You do realize they're playing the king of one and done the first round

>>64658791
>Broncshits

Wow, such creative hater name, much salt

The 2015-2016 Texans are possibly the greatest NFL team to have ever existed

>>64671467
Finally someone else recognizes this

>>64671467
>possibly

>>64671467
agreed. what other team made the playoffs whith 4 different starting QB in the same season

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If the Texans go to a Super Bowl before us I'm seriously going to pick a new favorite team.

>>64672098
Lol houston will never win a Superb Owl.

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>Weeden's fw he gets to say he carried the Texans the last stretch into the playoffs
>hfw the Cowboys are sitting with a top-five draft pick instead

>>64675971
Cowfag fan here, I'm glad he's getting a shot.

I feel like the entire team gave up on him after the 3rd game.

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Let's fucking party Texfags

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>>64676018
He really did get the short stick in Dallas. The Cowboys just could not win without Romo no matter who was at QB. The players on the Texans seem to like him, so that's good at least.