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Shit edition, no one cares about your mongy -ev bets you perma-DAC slug

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>>64645838
It's an "American anon makes a shit OP" edition

Le weekly American shit op sub-edition

go to bed yurop

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If the Texans lose, I still win

need more denise goals like AIR

Everton vs Tottenham ends in a Draw

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>>64645920
>tfw will be comfortably watching the NFL from bed while being UAC without a single penny on those shite games

Comfy tbqh.

Good edition desu mate

pull your finger out denize pls

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Fuck off lennon you bellend

Who else rebacked on Spurs

>>64646240
slugs like you I'd imagine.

Here's todays winners, lads.

Dad is running the line at the Juventus match, he says Perolas were defending until the goal but are now constantly on the attack and advises a medium on +1.5 from 0-1 down

4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

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>>64646240
I backed them as fgs and 10 seconds later, harry hit the post, then that arrogant short ass scored a cracker

May reback, might wait til HT see whats on offer

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>>64646297

555555555555555555555555555555555

On CA Juventus -1.5 from 1-0. These lads from Haiti look well tired.

5555555555555555555555555555

t-two more?

>>64646308
on. will belt your old man if this doesn't get in lad.

>>64646309
>>64646327
Cringe.

>>64646352
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>64646334
My dad is a Brazilian U19 + U20 football judge so no need to worry.

>>64646409
oh i'm not worried. your old man should be though.

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>>64646334

6666666666666666666666666666666

Daddy also fancied Sao Bernardo -1.5 pre-game but isn't at the match

>>64646454
Thanks Dad UAC

STILL giggling at those who cashed out

7777777777777777

Imagine losing your shit over winning tenners on bubblegums while big boys like me absolutely smack Asia pmsl

>>64646516
shit gimmick lid. if you're such a BIG BOY get off this finger painting image board and enjoy your winnings

7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 UAFC

>>64646534
>gimmick

How much you down on Everton-Tottenham? Please save up all your pennies you're going to punt on accas this year and use it to have sex.

7777777777777777

SPURS
Tears if you didn't smack DC.

Glad I rebacked

spurs from 1-0 was BOTD

>>64646464

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmZZVSLHvc

is this the essential song for when a bet comes off?

>>64646690

rly?

7-0 FT up absolute brains too easy. No more bets today. God bless xx.

Deinze handi's HUP. Porto overs HUP.

Time for some Dominoes as lunch.

>>64646696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

>>64646726
what's the order?

up overall despite cashing out deinze (1-0) -2.5

http://sunnyjamaica.blogabet.com/11114148/Everton%20-%20Tottenham%20Hotspur

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>>64646779
IMAGINE

Spurs O2.5 team goals @4.50

Everton were rung ragged against stoke, they are shite at defending today. Spurs have been unfortunate so far, should be 3-1 already

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>>64646756
I keep it simple. One Pepperoni and One Ham & Cheese.

>>64646818
>paid service
>PAID SERVICE

>>64646818
>Average odds 1.62
>Win percentage 56%
>Average stake 9.7
You found /freemoney/'s blogabet

>>64646839
>$795
Clearly you have a Dominos Gold Account

>>64646771
-5.5 i mean

Wheres gooz lads? :^)

>>64646917
here


>>64646917

Getting tired of 3 figure days zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>64646917
counting the pennies he's up on UFC

wt sao paulo youth cup bet?

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>>64646885
Platinum ;^)

No double digits, but still up, despite looking like >German tips for a long time, nmb today, have a nice evening guys.

>>64646941
What you been on today friend?

>bet drunk last night
>wake up feeling like shit
>see I went lelsea @2
wtf, at least I won

rio ave handis?

what's the best betting site for murricans?

>>64647252
it's in the OP lad.

>>64647252
Bovada, and you should use my referral link ;)

>>64647283
but there's a lot, i want to know which one is the best, lad.

>>64647305
>not having an account with every available bookie
for what purpose?

>>64647305
most of them suck 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5gervUfH3U

South American bookies truly the best bookies.

>>64647341
For us, it's a matter of getting screwed. Since that shit is illegal for us, shady sites can take all of our money and we have no legal recourse.

FFS, what's the Vegas betting trend on that Clots to make the playoffs? I'd imagine a shitton of people are taking that bet.

>>64647424
so are the murrican sites listed in OP legit?

>>64647461
Bovada and 5dimes are really the only 2 worth a shit

are colts actually a lock with no luck or hasselbeck?

>inb4 Titans tanking for draft

>>64647414
They suck too, nothing like jew365

The first Greek fix of the season just started lids.

>>64647591
odds for olympiakos are too high. something is up.

>>64647505
Titans ain't tanking nigga. They are legit terrible and have checked out for the year.

>>64647535
They're pretty much as bad as the American ones. The girls serving you are mint though.

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>Indianapolis clinches AFC South division with:

>1. IND win + HOU loss + IND ties HOU in strength of victory tiebreaker and clinches strength of schedule tiebreaker over HOU.

>Note: IND ties HOU in strength of victory tiebreaker and clinches strength of schedule tiebreaker over HOU if BOTH of the following occurs:

>1. All of the following teams win: ATL, BAL, BUF, DEN, MIA.

>2. OAK win or tie + PIT win or tie as long as both teams don't tie.

>If Houston and Indianapolis end up tied in strength of victory and tied in strength of schedule, the teams would then go to the next tiebreaker, which is best combined ranking among AFC teams in points scored and points allowed in all games.


who /cheeky/ here?

>>64647669
see

>>64645989

>>64647690
you actually got higher odds too, props

>>64647669
>Lotto shite

>>64647669
So -ev it hurts

>>64647752
>>64647776
luckily €1 is just a medium stake for me these days

Aaron Rodgers Anytime @6.5 is THE NFL bet of the day.

Mackers retirement when?

cardozo will crush van hoof in the air

how do i join PGA

>>64648083
You don't want to. Mackers is rude to customers.

James Mckeown 2016 is supposed to be the year of the monkey not the year of the bellend. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to contribute while I'm on holiday, the bet lost due to a missed penalty, I backed it myself. It's gambling, bets lose.

James Mckeown 2016 is supposed to be the year of the monkey not the year of the bellend. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to contribute while I'm on holiday, the bet lost due to a missed penalty, I backed it myself. It's gambling, bets lose.
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James Mckeown So 8/9 shots in a row is not slaving then you know it all piece of shite?
Like · Reply · Just now

wow mackers s e e t h i n g

>2016 is supposed to be the year of the monkey not the year of the bellend.
pmsl at this banter

>>64648143
>>64648133
screencaps? what did he get on/reply to?

>>64648189
some brazil u20 shite

>>64648143

More like the year of the mug desu

just out of curiosity for the murricans here. whats the most money you've won on a single bet?

Mackers seething kek

>>64648327

Hi Tom

>>64648303
Largest amount staked and won is like $2k to win 200, nowadays I just staked enough to win $100 per bet

>>64648356
you hate me cause you aint me

>meant to put £200 on Colts accidently put £2000

>>64648656
well theyre gonna win so don't worry about it m8

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>>64648369
why would you risk 2k to win 200 measley dollars??

>>64648793
nigga 200 is a nice ass used roadbike

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>>64648793
it was year of the mug

>>64648828
It's also a nice ass way to eventually lose your money.

>>64648828
>nigga 200 is a nice ass used roadbike
so you would risk 10 nice ass used road bikes to win 1 nice ass used road bike?
who /freeusedroadbike/ here?

>>64648892

Shrewdie

>get out of shower
>need a shit
>not been on a good bet this year

Life is suffering

>>64649045
Sao Paulo tournament been gr8 m8

James Mckeown Small on Sao Caetano 0 asian 2.00 from here now going by pool, barely left room last 2 days just to lose money
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Rebacking Colts

>>64649346
Dont kid yourself.

>>64649423
BRAINS

>>64649464
33% roi over 10 bets :^)

Steelers + Colts double is/was the absolute mainstream lock of the CENTURY

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If you didn't get on Seahawks +7 you are bad and you should feel bad. The Seahawks don't know how to not go 100% and neither do the Cardinals really. If anything the Cards might rest Palmer 2nd half but it's most likely going to be them both fielding their best team and in that case anything higher than -4 Cardinals (even at home) is INSANE.

>>64649649
How many hours of research did that take? Or have you just been on the right side of rball slaving favela children?

>>64649723
Bills/steelers/Patriots 6.5 teaser here

Lions and bills spread singles too.

Fortaleza surreal. Should make my own blogabet desu, Brasil clueless.

>>64649829

If the Panthers are winning at half time and dont look like losing then Cards will prob rest some.

>>64649856
Simmer down Jayden

Rebacking Colts again

Oh shit I forgot the NFL is rigged and put money on the Jets.

>>64649413
why do i trust this freak

DACKERS PMSL

>>64649928
>If the Panthers are winning at half time and dont look like losing then Cards will prob rest some.

They may rest Palmer and spell the run game since their depth is shit there. Otherwise Arians doesn't really believe in resting starters. Either way it's only more reason to bet on the hawks

>>64647591
>>64647623

So what is the bet?

I really tempted to bet on Oly.

>>64650808
not fixed.

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>Fitzpatrick has 30 tds this year AND the Jets are going to make the playoffs

>>64649413
Anyway to get back into PGA again?

OSASCO

Osasco surreal.

>>64651275
At least you've got that sexy Rexy play calling
>put in Manuel
>put in Taylor at WR
>manage to draw them offside
unreal

>>64651795
Was ridiculous how loud Manuel his voice was desu.

>>64651275
Not looking good for the Jets familia

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1/200

>>64651795
>tfw Tyrol Taylor is basically jamie foxx in Any Given Sunday
I love it

>>64650211
BRAINS

>>64651893

YES

>>64651951
Ryan Lindley doesn't suck total ass (unlike Freeman) but he's still new to the system. I wouldnt feel safe quite yet.

i'm on a $1k losing streak, so i only went tiny on my nfl picks and they all went through. feels fucking bad man.

Who all in on the jets here?

Good start for Mackers in 2016, already up 120k in 3 days

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Syracuse 4th quarter handis, hurry up, hurry up

Just gone small on Toxins -13.5 and also on o12.5 3rd quarter in the Saints/Falcons game

>>64652348
>so i only went tiny on my nfl picks and they all went through. feels fucking bad man.
I hate that feel. It's hard not to chase those imagined gains

Gary Anderson steaming again tonight KeK

BOOM

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I hope you caught on

why am i betting on isreali footy

le Colts fix is in

>>64652837
that was a top tip mate, didn't manage to get on but nice one

>>64652837
Got on -35.5 my armpits are damp. :^)

>>64653134

Duke started out -2.5.

Whole team prolly got blacked on NYE

Get rekt Mackers

>>64652837

My fellow Danebro, where you doing your betting?

>>64653356
looks like jew365

>>64653395

Thanks. Trying to get into this betting thing.

>>64653490
no problem, check out betfair too

>>64653395

Correct.

Down insane following dackers

Anyone still offering any bets related to Mackers' demise? Very interested in investing in a few things

>put about $80 on various games and fights last night
>come out with $90
>all the ones I won were just the shots in the dark for sports I dont really know or care about (college football)
>wrong on basically everything Im supposedly knowledgeable about

I dont know if I should be pissed or relieved, but I just risked $80 to make $10 essentially

>>64653815
I am offering "To get in traffic accident doing phone/tablet betting while driving" @ 3.70

>>64654449
Ending with more than you started is always a good day.
>wrong on basically everything you should know about
It's because you know about the sports but have no clue how to bet.

I'm glad because in the early morning football bets I won everything I lost doing addict bets after the chilean match

Now I can see if the other tips come in at peace

Need 2015 like A I R, 2016 is suffering desu

>>64652404
Who about to be uac here?

Hawks and Bulls in the NBA desu family's

>>64655074
not so fast

>>64655187
did you say all in on the knicks

ohhh gary gary

OHHHHH GARY GARY

>W-we swear they're not throwing the game

pmsl

>>64656508
>>64656616
>>64656810

the fuck are you talking about

GARYYYYYY

>FITZPATRICK
How do you throw three picks in a row in the most important game of your life pmsl

tears

>>64644394

HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP

>>64648656
>>64657546
cheers, only put $150 before the last drive
makes up for some of the pats loss

wtb on the late nfl games?

>won £7 on colts/steelers double, am I a BIGBOY?

>>64657617
>betting on the pats playing against Dolphins in week 17 when they aren't dying to win and are banged up

The dolphins beat the pats in games like this all the time

Could have told you this earlier but for some reason I forgot, seeing as I bet on them too

death is too good for me

Cashing out my life insurance policy would only have my mom break even probably

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small-medium on longest TD o41.5 in hawks game. both teams love to chuck it deep for explosive plays. Seahawks have a perennially high TOXIC score

>>64658259
I had them at a decent line it was -200 or 1.5, and it repeatedly went over +250 for dolphins so I could've hedged multiple times. There was even a moment of the bookie making a mistake of leaving pats/dolphins both at evens after it was 10-17 but I still didn't take it. Even the -300 corrected line would've worked

baka if you're not up brains today

what film should i watch

>>64656192
Absolutely disgusting

>>64658906
the revenant

>>64658906
sicario

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not feeling the squawks today
if they prove my wrong, I'll be happy somewhat for them but after rasm loss and previous cards loss I don't believe in them

>>64658906
the classic. fugitive.

Bulls or the Hawks + worth a bet?

>>64659693
on hawks +4.5 here

>>64659069
awful film

>>64659693
on Hawks +7.5 to chase u98.5 1st half losses

>>64659817

its not awful, didnt live up to what i had hoped though, prob 7/10

first half was great but the plot was pretty weak overall

Genuinely can't stop farting, been having takeaways for last three days

>>64659366
tears buddy

>>64658802
What were the value bets today? Just about to whatsapp me nan

>Kyle Korver has missed his last 20 three point attempts
huh

Can't stop farting
Won't stop farting

Desperately need Euan to record "You can tell that to the kanjiklub" on Vocaroo

>Hawks

>>64660499
Imagine going to the Eastern Conference Finals and being unable to beat one of the worst teams in the league. Imagine.

>>64660851
will the fourth be "one of those" quarters?

Heads gone, put 50% of my roll on MIA Heat ML

I'm never betting on Patriots ever again.

Gf calling me Donald I'm trumping so much

Seahawks +7 S U R R E A L

>>64660914
Arron Afflalo is playing out of his mind right now. Something like 13/14 from the floor

Bedroom absolutely hums, need to open a window but it's too cold

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SEAHAWKS
E
A
H
A
W
K
S

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>>64659366
>>64660030
JUST

>>64659366
;_;

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>>64661644
ayyyy

seahawks over 40.5 at evens worth a punt?

w-well, there's always hope for a miracle wilson blows his knees or something just like yesterday's oregon game and cardinals make an comeback with 49/4 odds

>>64662187
panthers are destroying TB, cards have no hope for winning home field, arians is gonna pull palmer and some starters in the 2nd half unless hes a complete moron

>>64661925
does she have a lazy eye

>>64662176
over 37.5 @ 1.83

surely they'll get 8 points in the 2nd half....

>>64662176
>>64662914
I would take o37.5 small. Not really sure if we'll rest players or who we would rest and win. I think the Cardinals likely sit palmer by the 3rd quarter. Decent chance the Hawks defense gets it done on a turnover

>>64663050
>who we would rest and win
who we would rest and when**

If we're up 3 scores Russell will probably take the bench in the 4th quarter. T Jax is a good backup though, easily capable of a TD drive but more likely a FG drive since >we wouldn't ask him to do a lot

Chelsea are back desu

I just took u55.5 @2.55 small in the Seahawks game. Palmer is out. Wilson will follow soon - maybe even just 1 three and out by Zona would do it.

Just got ANOTHER loyalty bonus from bet365. My account must be worth a fortune

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>>64663715
>>64663791
Wish this gimmick would end to be honest

In the waterhouse match's timeline there's a goal, yet the score is 0-0

>>64663947

Disallowed

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>get on seahawks 040.5
>immediate arizona int

>dropping back 15 yards almost out of field goal range

manlet genocide FUCKING WHEN

Only averaging 821/day this month and I didn't even have a bet on the first as I was absolutely hanging zzz

Mackers the Antigua SPECIALIST tipped Green Bay -1 from 0-1 up.

>>64664382

Screen shotting and sending to Mackers

Enjoy your ban

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>>64664382

Need another Seahawks FG desu

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>>64664498
>yfw I'm not renewing anyway

>>64664565
How will you know what to lay?

>>64664601
I'll just spot the desperate lumps of 30k ;)

PGA mugs moving the line away

I prestaked so I'm very comfy

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>tjax getting ready to come in

>Gortat injured
Lumping on Miami

>>64664846
got on wizards u94.5, hopefully whiteside doesnt a shit

>>64664503
Stopped reading at the start of the 4th paragraph

went to one game now hes a judge zzzz

>>64664943
Got on. Read the tez reasoning. Cashed out for a tiny profit when the line moved enough. Probably ends up being a refund. ;^)

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>>64664936
>Gortat back in
surprised

Cashed out for a small margin

Don't want to be involved with PGA bets

inb4 it ends 3-1

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Won my first SC2 bets

>>64665108
still looking decent, miami has above average defense and wizards cant make shots

will probably cashout decent profit at halftime

>>64656192
>>64658977
wew

BASED PANTHERS GOING HAM

BASED SEAHAWKS SHUTTING DOWN THE CARDS

UACCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>64665525
>just checked the game
>affalo went 7/8 on 3s

fucking hell nothing you can do about that

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fucking shecucks

the bookies won tonight

Packers is easy money

WTB for packers vikings

>>64666127
If it looks to good to be true it is m8

>rangers red

mackers does it again, how is he so shrewd

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Seahawks! u55.5 @2.55 also hit easily.

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>He's a natural born leader

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>>64666544
>He's got a high motor

>mackers

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>>64666608
>hes a gamer

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I just reread Macker's post and he watched a SINGLE GAME

Then arbitrarily decided that this match would be the same because the other teams tied 3 months ago

My God, and this guy is rich from betting

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>>64666676
He's got a high (whatever sport he's playing) IQ

>>64666829
>tfw on rangers +2 since the red

about to be refunded SUMS when hoppers score a 90th minute goal so mackers can win

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win few, lose more, all the same to me,
The +ev is to lay, makes no difference what you pay,
I do share your greed, the only group I need is
The PGA
The PGA

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!

>needed Panthers to outscore Cards by 21 points to end the season as highest scoring team
>they actually did it the absolute madmen

IMAGINE being a penny punting Canadian slug doubting my WORLD bet a week before the season is over.

Britbets, how do you handle taxes if you're profiting at least five figure sums in a year? Do you report your income properly just to be safe or are you an edgelord who does whatever the fuck he wants?

>>64667356
gambling winnings aren't taxed

>>64667356

tears

Does anyone think there's any real reason to take packers ML instead of packers -3?
Don't see how this could be close with lambeau field refball

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>>64667356
>taxing winnings

packers -3 at evens

Rodgers will use his suppressed homosexuality to fuel him to a 400 yard 5 touchdown victory

New to /bet/ but started today with $75 with the nice spreadsheet. What can i expect? Have money on Stefon Diggs/Jarius Wright props this for Vikings game.

>>64668316

What bookie are you using?

>>64668316
To lose it all. Not trying to be a dick, but people that are just starting tend to lose their first deposit

>>64668368
Bovada.lv

>>64668404
i'm new to /bet/ but not so new to betting on sports m8

Chris Cotterell has outstanding banter tbhh

>>64667496
>lambeau field refball

already happening
, based corrupt refs

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>>64668404
>tfw tripled it

>>64669133
what do you think of the flip cup game on later tonight, aces seem like they have a better bench and balanced offense and they should win but globals starting backcourt look like they could do tons of damage if they get hot.

>>64667135
Which canuck was it?

Reminder.

Sweden and USA 3way and both games over 5.5.

>>64668438
>i'm new to /bet/ but not so new to betting on sports m8
live betting is your friend

>>64669133
>tfw tripled it
you're the exception t b h

>>64669253
flip bb?

all I know is that totals are extremely erratic, as matches have 12 minute quarters, yet teams are abysmal, so scores may end up over 220 as easily as under 160, so handicaps are distorted too and big pluses aren't as effective

from yesterday what I learned is that the most influence is done by their foreigners and key player, the rest of the team are filler so having a big bench doesn't influence performance as much. on the other hand riding momentum is what modifies the matches, and you can only beat this with knowledge

>>64669325

The trip that isnt you or MetaKnight, can't remember what hes actually called.

>>64669467
Jimmy the Greek?

>>64669525

Thats the one

>>64669438
globals best player is a young flip point guard, hes capable of getting hot and id assume most of their possessions will be isos or setting up screens for his drives.

Probably get on aces handi if global go on a streak

>>64669429

He tripled it because he listens to /bet/s advice

>>64669894
>He tripled it because he listens to /bet/s advice
Not saying it's not impressive (it definitely is) but most people haven't worked for a bookie in any capacity...

>he's not on Vikings - 7

>>64670232
of course not, bridgewater has been terrible and the packers are marching down the field on almost every drive and converting 3rd downs easily

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Medium o34.5 in play in the packers game

>>64670393
what game are you watching?

Portland and Suns are locks in nba

>it's 2016 and people still don't know that Uni, maple, and I are the same person
Embarrassing

>>64670575
and angry brit anon

>>64670551
nurkic and gallo are back for denver m8

>>64670452
what odds?

>>64670684
They played ot last night against golden state. Legs are dead

field goals: the game

>>64670575
>Anno Domini 2016
>talking to yourself

>>64670684
>>64670796
yeah I heard CJ is supposed to go off today

NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO THERES NO DANDRUFF

>>64669894
The most important advice I got from /bet/ would be smart staking and not betting on stuff you definitely don't know more than the bookies, having a spreadsheet helps a lot, mainly to avoid overestimating oneself

What I've seen is that for a couple days my baknroll hovers around certain amount, and then I do a big jump forwards. Is this due to managing the s/m/l stakes properly?

>>64671934
you are becoming >too shrewd to profit

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>>64671992
>tfw chance of escaping third world wages

>>64671934
>What I've seen is that for a couple days my baknroll hovers around certain amount, and then I do a big jump forwards. Is this due to managing the s/m/l stakes properly?

Pretty much. I go through the same as well. Days where you end up around even are probably days were there aren't many great bets. The days where you tend to jump forward is when you have 1 or 2 great bets which you can stake with confidence + potential rebacks.

packers, ruining my night

meme sport

cant stop topping up draw in the test

>>64672494
last day?

Head's gone

i knew the suns game was a trap

the are going full on tank mode

>>64672541
day two but rain predicted till day 4

>puckers

head is gone, down sums, need air

>>64672604
>22pts at half

OH MY

>>64670232
>they didn't listen

>>64670232
Got on Vikings +6.5

It's hard to be pleased with winnings when they could've been so much greater

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Happy new year /bet/ :3

>34

HUP packers

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>getting chased down and having the ball punched out by a kicker
LEL

>>64672494

how much you up to?

on my hands and knees praying to an image of Cher for rodgers to throw a game tying touchdown

>>64674152
SPECIAL

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>suns claw back to within 7 points
>line went as high as +30 at one point
>got nothing on

sweet embrace of death when

>>64674784
Same thing last night with the warriors nugs game, it happens breh :^)))))))))))))))

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>>64674883
i know it happens which is why i hate myself for not getting on

>not bothering to shoot at all when you're ahead with 30 sec to go

lads I need a winner

>>64674970
THIS

need a world bet for tomorrow like air