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Day two of the 39th World Darts Championships from the home of darts - the Lakeside - gets underway this afternoon with the return of one of the all-time great entertainers.

It's been nearly four years since The Count - Ted Hankey - last played in the tournament, losing to eventual winner Christian Kist. After that point, he went and did something else, I'm not sure; it involved Barry Hearn apparently? Anyway, he quit that circuit and returned to the BDO last year, only just making Lakeside on account of Larry Butler losing the Winmau World Masters final. Hankey plays in the last match of the afternoon against Canada's David Cameron.

The other matches today include reigning champion Scott Mitchell beginning his defence of his title against Craig Caldwell, Sweden's Peter Sajwani faces Sam Hewson and Japan's Seigo Asada plays Darius Labanauskas and 2013's champion Scott Waites faces Willem Mandigers. In the women's draw, former champion Trina Gulliver and last year's losing finalist Fallon Sherrock begin their Lakeside campaigns.

Coverage starts from 1:00pm on BBC Two and switches to BT Sport 1 at 6:00pm.

>Afternoon session - 1:00pm - 5:30pm
Scott Mitchell vs Craig Caldwell
Peter Sajwani vs Sam Hewson (P)
Fallon Sherrock vs Ann-Louise Peters
David Cameron vs Ted Hankey (P)

>Evening session - 6:00pm - 10:30pm
Kostas Pantelidis vs Darren Peetoom (P)
Trina Gulliver vs Dee Bateman
Seigo Asada vs Darius Labanauskas (P)
Scott Waites vs Willem Mandigers
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Hankey HYPE
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Why do so many Dutch play darts?
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>>64643223
Barney's why.

Without him, there would have never been the likes of MVG, Klaasen, Kist, van der Voort, etc.
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>>64643265
Woah, for some reason I thought Kist was Danish.
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>Ted & Fallon in the same session
muh duck
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>>64643313
I honestly thought he was German until this moment
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>>64643313
same actually
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>>64643322
+ based Sajwani

>>64643326
Weird
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>>64643313
probably because of William Kvist desu
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>>64642823
You know that is exactly what I imagined a professional dart player to look like.

I bet he took the bus and smells like cigarettes.
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Who's that guy who threw a perfect game? I just saw it on sports center. Is that a big deal in this sport or does it happen all the time
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alri lads
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and we're on now!
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>>64643354
it's a big deal but players tend to have no memory of it the next day on account of being pissed
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>>64643354
Gary Anderson. That was in the PDC though.

>Is that a big deal in this sport or does it happen all the time
It's a big deal whenever it happens really.
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>>64643354
Gary Anderson, he's in the PDC World Championship final tonight. This is the BDO World Championship (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split_in_darts for an explanation of why there are 2 organisations). A 9-darter is pretty rare, the last one at the BDO Worlds was in 1990, although they are more common in the PDC where the standard is significantly higher
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>>64643354
Gary Anderson and you don't get to see it too often on TV.
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>>64643391
also the treble fields are bigger

:^)
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>>64643326

Me too. Weird
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TIME FOR TRACTOR MAN
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Based Caldwell will smash this inbred yokel all over the Lakeside stage
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i cant handle colin murray without glasses
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>>64643354
Gary Anderson, and it happens every other session in the PDC.
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>the reigning world champion of the BDO has a tractor on his shirt, and comes to the stage holding a toy dog

Says it all really.
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wolfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFZ3Ql10qo
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>>64643486
>you now remember the invisible dog walk-on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nidf_4jHUY
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>>64643486

How much bigger is PDC compared to BDO?
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>>64643326
He lives near the border so he's basically half german
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>>64643498
The winner of the PDC Worlds gets £300k.

The entire prize fund of the BDO Worlds is £339k.
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Dat Caldwell 108!
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DAT 108
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>>64643498

BDO is basically semi pro, I don't think they have any full time darts players. Top players in the PDC are all full time.
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>prelim qualifier has the experience of the stage
get that one ticked off lads
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>Sajwani
>Sherrock
>Hankey

This is better than any session that the other one has shown.
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>>64643542
>>64643509

Can one compete in both?
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>>64643561
Sometimes. You have to be really low-ranked in the PDC to do so though.

Dean Reynolds, for example, played on the PDC Development and Challenge Tours in 2015 but played at Lakeside yesterday.
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>>64643561
No, under BDO rules, their players are banned from entering events run by the PDC, with the exception of the Grand Slam of Darts, which is the only event where PDC & BDO players currently play against each other
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Can someone tell me when the last nine darter in the BDO was? I don't think I heard either of the comms say it.
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>no 9 darters since 1990

fuck bdo is the meme cup
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>BDO Champion
>losing to a Kiwi nobody
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>>64643561

No, it's one or the other, though you can swap between seasons, mostly good BDO players moving on to the PDC. Some good BDO players like Martin "Wolfy" Adams could probably play in the PDC but refuse to on principle.
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>>64643596

Mitchell is a notorious TV jobber
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Where are the drunken chants?
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oooh gary gary gary anderson
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Is there any sound in darts better than the 'Lakeside thud' of the dart hitting the board?
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>>64643620
>>>/AllyPally/
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>>64643620

BDO crowds have at least 10 points average IQ on a PDC one, because they're all older County Darts types instead of Sun-reading, Sky-slurping thickos.
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>28
C H O K E
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>>64643598

Principle might be what he says but its because he wouldn't win anything in the PDC. All 3 of his titles only came once Barney went to the PDC.
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>>64643462
>the pics of him in the mankini
Need some eye bleach
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>>64643656
>you now remember Wolfie's Lakeside streak started when the PDC was formed
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>>64643636
Yeah, nothing beats that
>thunk
>thunk
>thunk
>13!!!
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>>64643636
you're right, the thud and the interface in lakeside is better than their pdc counterparts.
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>>64643598

>principle

Wolfie prefers being big fish little pond
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>wearing a replica shirt of a BDO jobber
And I thought bald men in MVG shirts were bad.
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>>64643695
Darts replica shirts are a thing? Where can I get my Paedo Suarez one?
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>tfw can't stand the PDC because it's basically Murdoch: the sport, and it's main personality is a fat man from Stoke with wandering hands
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>>64643715
They were selling replicas for some of the players at the ally pally. Fucking 60 quid it was for an MVG one.
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>>64643754
>Murdoch: the sport
Welcome to Hearnsport.

>it's main personality is a fat man from Stoke with wandering hands
I laughed.
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>>64643754
idiot
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DAT 161!
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Barney BTFO
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>that 161
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>dat 161

Try and do that on a Unicorn board
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THAT FUCKING 161

>tfw stream is behind
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>caudwell in charge of the 7th dart
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161 out, incoming 9ers, Barry Hearn getting BTFO
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>BBC commentary
"I'm not encouraging anyone to get into wagering, but we did say Caldwell at 9/4 looked good odds"

>Sky commentary
"ARRRR BRISTOW BETS! GET ON FUCKING MICHAEL SMITH AT 33/1 NOW, YOU MUGS!!"
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Caldwell choking now.
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>>64643763
There's some utter shit on their website.

http://pdcmerchandise.com/
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>>64643766

I'm /147/. I'm glad snooker has limited appeal these days, or Uncle Baz would have probably raped it by now. Love having the Triple Crown all on the BBC.
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>>64643859

He has already raped the UK Championship, what makes you think he won't rape the rest of them?
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>>64643852
>£20 for this shit

>>64643859
>I'm glad snooker has limited appeal these days, or Uncle Baz would have probably raped it by now.
Yeah, snooker's one of the rare sports which wouldn't really benefit from Sky coverage.
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>>64643859
Bazza wants to sell the whole fucking lot to the Chinese, once the price is satisfactory
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>JUST LOOK AT THE AVERAGES!!!
Vassos creaming his pants over a 96 average
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>>64643905
Did they just see a pile of vomit in the crowd and decide to sell it?
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>>64643905
25 for this
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>>64643859
They still trying any meme versions of snooker? I remember uncle baz doing that tournament where they only started with 4 reds or whatever the fuck it was.
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Potentially killer break for Sheep Dog.
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>chokewell
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>>64643939
That is the worst thing I've ever seen
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>this kiwi
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>>64643942

The Snooker Shoot-Out or whatever it is at Blackpool. One frame matches, still 15 reds, bright shirts like in pyjama cricket, meme prizes and stuff. Even a bit of crowd noise. They cue off to decide who breaks.

The six reds is another format but they just use that for random Hong Kong tournaments which basically exist for betting/sponsorship purposes.
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>>64644012
A Christchurch for New Zealand darts.
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>>64644015
>one frame matches
Isn't that just Pot Black?
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>he was quicker than usain bolt doing supermarket sweep
fucking hell colin
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>checked out quicker than usain bolt on a celebrity supermarket sweep
Why'd i find that so funny?
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That last leg

Both averaging like 35 or some meme score

Then Back to back 180's

BD no darts
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Colin Murray looks ten years younger without his jam jars
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Caldwell looks pretty decent, chokes aside.

Must be tough improving when you live on the other side of the world to the semi-pro circuit you're a member of.
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Caldwell confirmed for q school?
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>>64644122
He got to the final of the PDC New Zealand qualifier, so he's definitely got something.

>Rob Walker
FUCK OFF
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BD WONG DARTS
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>>64644134
He'd be in with a good shout of a tour card if he played like that at Q School
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>>64644117
He's a bit cute tbqh
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>>64644137

>not liking Rob Walker

Why?

https://youtu.be/oIrTm2oucUc
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>>64644134
Could be.

Just checking the list and Concave Boy - Rhys Hayden - is going to do Q-School: http://www.pdpa.co.uk/News/Article/529/2016-pdc-q-school

Should be interesting to see which players who shit the bed at Lakeside this year apply for the jobberfest in Wigan.
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>Swedish
>kebab
well colour me surprised
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The Lakeside looks really claustrophobic, is it just me?
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Who /fallon/ here?
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Can't wait for fallon. God she's perfect
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sweden yes
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>former Torremolinos Open champion
These fucking ranking tournament names. Just reeks of "amateur".
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Bo Selecta woman in the crowd
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>>64644233
A-are you me?
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It's that one that looks like the Paki from The Chase. He did alright last year didn't he?
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OUR BOY
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>got a new TV this morning
>"Sweet I get BBC2 HD now"
>First thing I see is Bobby Georges vagina neck in HD
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>>64644248
Yes. Would love to towerbridge her with you m8
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>>64644255
Knocked out the Jammy Todger James Wilson (then BDO Number 1) last year.

You may remember Wilson won Set 1 and didn't hit another double for the entirety of the match.
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Is this clownman 2.0?
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>Lincolnshire
>flag wrong way up
>dancing around like Avicii

Hope he slips and shatters an ankle
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>Vassos Alexander and George Riley
Are the BDO scared of having a former player in the commentary box?
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>>64644282
Pic related is.
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>>64644285
I hope tony green is on comms for fallon. It would be perfect tbqh.
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jesus christ
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>this is what the BDO looks like
>>
>thunk
>thunk
>thunk
>FORTY-ONE
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dat scar on Sajwani's throwing arm
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>>64644327
QTs everywhere?

Im ok with this
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>>64644233
Is she Jewish?
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>>64644345
Just wait for /Fallon/
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Da fuck was that
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What did Sajwani say last year? "I want to thank all the massive lads" or something?
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>that bald woman
>>
Some serious jobbing here from Hewson
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Terrific banter lads
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>>64644383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vfu0DkQQBM

>>64644392
Barely averaging 60.

>BDO kicked out Vladimir Andersen for this failure
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>>64644383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vfu0DkQQBM
>To all other mates and lads out there, believe in your dream.
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>Sam Hewson averaged 61 in that set
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>this game
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Quality darts this match
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>>64644404
>>64644410

Oh yeah, he had the shits or whatever. Top bloke.
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>>64644233

Look at that bloody hooter, I bet she can smell the future.
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Feel a bit bad for the little scrote.
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>>64644438
Deserved it after having such a cuntish walk-on.
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>>64644355

No, her ex boyfriend just headbutted her a few times.
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That hightest bird with the huge norks

hnnnnnnnng
>>
How can anybody bare to watch the utter shite that is BDO? It's so bad its almost like watching women pay.

PDC is the only one worth watching. 9 darters everywhere
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Did he spill some chemicals on his arm while building a bomb?
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>Hewson
>>
Hewson not even averaging 70 at the end of that set.
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>>64644465
I would.
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>>64644482
No he burnt it trying to retrieve a Naan bread from the oven
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>>64644404
>>64644410

>Colin going in for the kiss
>Bobby George left speechless

What a lad
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dat smooth 96
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my god this hewson guy is awful
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Hewson's finishing has been abysmal.

Not even getting close most of the time.
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>0/9 (0%)
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>>64644478
PDC is like watching the premier league alone at home
BDO is like going to your local non-league club for a match
>>
HOLY FUCK HE HIT A DOUBLE
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>>64644528
Would have been 9/9 on the PDC circus boards
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>>>/asp/
>>
HE HIT A DOUBLE

COMEBACK IS ON
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>>64644540
tbf this game barely counts as darts
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>11 (eleven)
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>>64644539

He should probably just set himself up for bull finishes.
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>>64644540

Go home drunk Austria.
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>If hewson can land a big one
>scores 11
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>6 (six)

Oh my days
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Sajwani on suicide watch
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dat comfy 26 dart leg.
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>Hewson's finishing: 2/20
jesus christ
>>
Can anyone stop Hewson now?
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this is like me and my fucking mates playing at the pub
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>Dropping a set to someone not even averaging 70
Cristo Reyes has a friend.
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>>64644601
Not even mensur on a D14 shootout
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>dropping a set to uber jobber

Sajwani obliterated
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>14%
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>>64644628

This

Even I hit the intermittent 100
>>
B A M
A
M
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>>64644657
me too m8 the only problem for me playing darts is that i always fucking miss the doubles to finish and end up on double 1 lol
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>>>/asp/
>>>/tg/
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>BUSTING 96
LEL
>>
>no score
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>>64644712
>busting 96

Do you understand the ramifications of this, anon?
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>>64644698

Yeah, me and my mates can get down to a finish in like 12 darts, it then just takes us another 20 to finish, usually on double 1 or 2
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>96 busted
top lel this guy
>>
Dat troll 96 tho
>>
Sajwani is bottling like fuck.
>>
Kim 2.0
>>
Clutch 60
>>
Kelly Sotherton mounting a comeback.
>>
Wheyy
>>
>SAJWANI
B O T T L E R
>>
BDO players seem to take months between shots
>>
Look at the size of that fucking bull, how did he miss that?
>>
C O M E B A C K
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
>>
BDO is the goat
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Want this wanker hewson to lose desu
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>>64644698

Have you considered joining the BDO?
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>>64644839
this
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>>64644842
cheeky
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>>64644839
Lol he's so hateable
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>103 left
>take out treble 20
>pull next dart into 8
jesus christ
>>
>need 11
>hit lower portion of 8

>Saj bottles 3 more doubles

Christ.
>>
This is hilarious
>>
Jesus christ this is woeful darts. Dramatic though
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>yfw Sajwani is STILL averaging more than Justin Pipe did against Kist
>>
GET THE FUCK IN
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>hitting a treble effectively takes control of the throw in every leg
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>>64644898
yep regardless of who wins this match both of them are going to get bummed later on
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move the goddamn microphone away from the board you fuckheads
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>Hewson's shot selection so poor even the spotters have no fucking clue what's going on

DAT D5 AGAIN
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>>64644940
Makes it more better innit
>>
CLUTCH D5
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>this match has been on for nearly an hour
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i want the english guy to win because he's not brown
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>>64644985
....
>>
Thank God that shitfest's over.

Hewson somehow averaged 74.
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Get your dicks ready lads.
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Get fucked Hewson
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We /fallon/ now :)
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#toplad
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Get in here
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>backarooni
lel
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>>64645022
ugly
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Sajwani doing it for all the lads and mates.
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Fucking love Sajwani
>>
Fucking darkie
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>HE'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF DAVE CHISNALL
LOL
>>
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>64645090
>>64645100
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Based Sajwani, absolute madman
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that interview
kek
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B I G
L
A
C
K
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Rhinestones everywhere at the BDO
>>
:3
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How on earth is Darts considered a sport?

Broken Britain.
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I bet Fallon smells like greyhounds
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That walk-on

>waifu fagging a charisma vacuum

Shiggydiggy
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Sherrock looks disgusted having to touch the hands of the audience
>>
Is she actually disabled?
>>
What. The. Fuck.
>>
Does she have autism?
>>
GOAT CHRIS EUBANK ENTRANCE
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Would love to see Mensur do that walk-on
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>11
Fucking hell.
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>Better dancing than darts - only at the Lakeside!

Talk up the event why don't you, Colin.
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Quality start.
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I'd give her 180 kisses lads
>>
that unintentional trickshot
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>>64645259
>kissing a grill
bit gay tbqh
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>>64645255

I do like the fact that the BDO coverage doesn't pretend every player's Superman like the PDC does, but Colin Murray is such an unfunny patronising cunt
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Dat double double exhibition shot. Barry hearn on suicide watch
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Hnnggg
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My god she has a twin sister!!
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>>64645321
Well, you do need to finish on a double, m8
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>>64645321
>you will never have a Sherrock threesome
>>
Literally perfect lads
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>TWIN SISTER
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Shes pretty good tbqh
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Has tony green been kicked out already?
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The Danish Diamond currently averaging 60.
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>>64645336
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>>64645383
Presumably the Beeb caught wind of the nonsense he was spouting yesterday and kicked him off: https://contrarian180.wordpress.com/2016/01/02/the-2016-lakeside-the-final-frontier-for-the-stone-age-of-darts/
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>Fallon Shittock
>>
>falloff shitcock
Just engrave "Lisa Ashton" on the trophy already, lads.
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Come on fallon
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>>64645396
It's funny because all this means is that there will be no televised Women's Championship in the future.
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>>64645472
That would be a good thing.
>>
ANDY FORDHAM
V
I
K
I
N
G
>>
THE VIKING
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>Darts is my Religion; the Lakeside is my Church
lel
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>>64645396

If the bdo and the beeb want to be so progressive why not just scrap the women's championship completely and have them play with the men. I mean after all this is "nothing" stopping a woman being as good at a man in darts
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>>64645472
I agree. Since they are apparently as good as men, they may as well compete in the normal competition.
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>9

>>64645501
because barely any of the women would qualify
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Why is she so perfect?
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do they subtract from 501 like i do at the bar?
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>>64645526
Because you have a thing for noses that look like ski-jumps?
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>>64645489

If the Lakeside is a church, this is the PDC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uumuuQm5eQ
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>>64645561
kek
>>
>>64645548
>not imagining this nose rubbing against your dick
are you gay m8
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>>64645526
ikr
>>
how many 180s did this championship have last year?
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the twin looks a bit like taylor momsen.
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>>64645622

14
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>>64645622

About 17
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>>64645645
christ its improving fast
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>the state of these Fallon darts

She's been absolute shit.
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>>64645665
Fuck off m8
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>>64645665
THREE
IN
A
ROW
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NEETS literally on suicide watch.
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>one of Fallon's mates does the 'mong face' in the crowd
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Plz fallon. Do it for muh dick
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What time's the meat draw on?
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>>64645679
Oh, it's killing me inside my dartfu is gone until next January.
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B T F O

MUH WAIFU
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BTFO
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>Fallel
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>>64645708
I've been drawing on my meat for about the past half hour m8
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>ana out because she couldn't finish
>fallon out because she couldn't finish
Ashton threepeat confirmed.
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Nooo damn you
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A-at least we still have Zoe
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Hold me:(
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Why is the women's prize pool so much smaller?
Are there just so few entrants?
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>>64645723
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>its a bobby george says sexist comments after a ladies match episode
>>
>THEY DO THAT WIMMIN DINTHEY
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>Bobby George sexist within ten seconds

Top kek
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Why the fuck is darts so popular on /sp/ yet barely anyone watches snooker?
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>women do that don't they
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>>64645763
Snooker is pretty boring, to be honest.

Darts is too, sure, but it at least has a rowdy crowd to make it feel lively.
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>>64645763

Sky Sports babbies.

/147/ World Championships always has class threads, usually the UK's and Masters are a little quieter.
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>>64645763

Darts shorter format makes it better for memeposting
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>>64645752
Because they're shit.
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I can see based Sajwani in the background of this interview, hope he stomps Rob Walker & grabs the mic
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IT'S FUCKING GO TIME
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>>64645763
I think most of the /180/ regulars watch both.

>>64645798
Sajwani on comms when?
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>Tony O'Shea
>a favourite for fucking anything ever
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>>64645811
>Sajwani on comms when?
Get him to Ally Pally in time for tonight!
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Who /hankey/ here?
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"What do you think about Ann-Louise crying, Bobby?"

"FACKIN EMOTIONAL SLAAAAGGGGGG. TYPICAL FACKIN WOMEN. TREBLES FOR SHOW DOUBLES FOR DOUGH LOVELY JUBBLY"
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>>64645819
I need this to happen
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>>64645824
here

based c(o)unt
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Based C(o)unt
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HE'S GOT THE CAPE
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BASED
TED
HANKEY
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HAHA TIME FOR HANKEY
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Ted Hanley is a fat cunt, and nothing would please me more than to see him get whitewashed.
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>tony green and vassos

Dis gon be good
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BDO is such a fucking circus, I can't believe anyone takes this seriously
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>>64645914
Hi Simon. Posting from the pub, are you?
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>Tony Green
oh for fuck's sake
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>1 minute back
>already complaining about the board
Oh Ted!
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Ted's started already HAHAHAAA
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>MOVE THE BOARD
>REEEEEEE
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Surprised the prime minister has time for this shit.
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>>64645967
He looks like a fucking Chris Morris character.
>>
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>>64645967
I hope someone asks "what was it like playing Ted Hankey?" at the next PMQs
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>le spinny flights canadian
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Shit it's the quiet bloke from Bullseye. He looked about 60 then.
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>>64645992
"Raoul was one of my best mates"
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>lovely

B(i)ased Tony Green
>>
BIG HANKEY FINISH
>>
Tony Green has mentioned John Part winning in 1994 on 3 separate occasions in this match. Each time sounding like it is the first time he's remembered.
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DAT TED 124 ON THE BULL

IT'S ON NOW
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Tony and John Part on comms was GOAT
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>49 180s in the tournament
wow!
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>try to go tops tops
>miss both times

>ted
>>
>20
>Honkey
>>
Is it me or is this fucking glacial?
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>Ted Hankey is younger than Robert Thornton
>yfw
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>Camoron
Massive bottlejob on 56 there.
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>going for t16 on 96

Whats that about?
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>>64646282
>47

Blimey, I thought Ted was pushing 60.

>Stoke genetics
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>throwing your darts into the crowd

Why isn't this a thing?
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What darts you use lads? I could do with a new set. Using some Scott Waites ones at the moment, but I don't like the grip on them. I like a longer dart as well. Been looking at some CHIZZY or DUZZA darts.
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>Tony having an audible orgasm any time Ted does something good
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>>64646423
Got some aideys desu
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>>64646423
Using 22gr red dragon phil nixon darts
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>>64646423

>What darts you use lads?

The ones stuck in the board at the pub mate.

>two skinny ones, one fat grip one
>different flights, one is inevitably a Union Jack pattern
>one only has 3/4 of the end where the flight goes in
>>
So there's yet another sport Canada can't compete in.
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HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK HANKEY IS BACK
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>>64646500
This is the same as a Brasilian favela kid playing football on his bare feet with a ball made of ducttape
>>
And that D12 ends the afternoon session. The C(o)unt enjoyed a fairly easy win over hopeless Murrijobber Dave Cameron, who's had three appearances at Lakeside and failed to win a single match on each occasion. Ted now faces the Welsh binman Martin Phillips in Round 1.

Earlier on, Scotty Dog held off New Zealand's Craig Caldwell in the match of the tournament so far, with the World Champion taking out a stunning 161 in the process as he won 3-2. Caldwell definitely looks like he could make the move to the professional game, as his near-93 average is more than enough for Q-School.

Two players who would probably struggle in Q-School followed in amicable Swede Peter Sajwani and annoying county prick Sam Hewson. After Chatterbox took the first six legs without reply, Hewson managed to find some finishing and scoring from somewhere while the Swede forgot how to do both. Sajwani persevered in a low-quality match and now faces Mark McGeeney in the last 32.

In the women's draw, yet another seed was dumped via awful finishing in sudden death as Fallon Sherrock blew multiple leg winning darts and eventually lost to Ann-Louise Peters. Anyone betting against Ashton retaining her title again is a fool.

We're back at 6:00pm.
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I have no idea whether I should watch the circus finals or laugh my arse off at the pissed up Jap, pls help
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>>64646733
>>
>Craig Caldwell is 32

Christ, he's had a hard life.
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>>64646881

Holy shit.

>tfw nearly 24
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How likely are Labanauskas and Waites going to win. I've bet on them despite being casual as fuck.
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HANKEY
>>
>>64647053
Darius should get through easily (assuming Seigo's still pissed up) but Waites-Mandigers could be closer given how bad Scotty's fell off in the past few years.
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NON-REGULATION TREBLES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL THREAD
>>64647483
>>64647483
>>64647483
>>
Back on now.

Scott Mitchell mentioning his mate Mike Day for about the 1000th time.
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>greek gulper v le different colours flights man
Wonderful.
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>have 20 left
>go inside
>pause before throwing at D5
>pull it into single 20
How in the fuck?!
>>
>denbtsland finishing
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>this will never end
>>
HE DID IT

Greece strong
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>>64651742
It has now.

>the state of county jobbers
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This woman looks like she doesn't even know how to hold darts, and trying to makes her nervous.
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>>64653043
Golden Girl given another jobber in the first round again.
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>>64653043
The way she holds to is so uncomfortable to look at
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>>64653364
Just fired the stream up to have a look at it.

That's bizarre how they're held. Reminds me of Petri Korte's throw.
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>>64653502
>Petri Korte's throw.
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>Gulliver not winning this 2-0
Ashton's going to win it all... again.
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>the state of the spaghetti in this game

>busting 112 with two treble 20s
>Trina 'I don't even want to hit 20' gulliver
>>
>>64654622
>the BDO genuinely think people want to see this shit on TV
>>
>yet another sudden death leg in the ladies
The World Final's going to be over before this shit ends, Christ.
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What stream are you guys using? Mine keep dying.
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if they just switched the 1 and 5 with 16 and 20, the scoring would be greatly increased
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>>64655342
top lel

>"golden girl" averaging 69 and managing to lose a set to someone who averaged 61
I've said this so many times over the past two days but Ashton is a class above the rest of this lot.
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>bounceouts
>board falling to pieces

Unicorn should concentrate on the quality of their boards rather than on how big they can make the treble bed.
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>>64655747
What do Unicorn have to do with the farce that is
>women's darts
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>>64655468
She looks like she could compete with some of the early round jobbers in the mens draw.

The rest are just an embarrassment.
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>>64655960
Probably posted in the wrong thread
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PISSED UP JAP ON NEXT

WILL HE BE SMASHED THIS YEAR?
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>Lakeside failing to pay the electricity bill
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Christ, Asada's on fire!
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Where the fuck was this Seigo last year?

Averaging 98.
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Pretty good throwing action this from Asada
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Seigo to PDC when?
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>>64659345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ixB-oOTjjyM

>he did this 1 year ago
Very noticeable to see his throw is a lot more firmer this year than it was last time. No wavering with the dart this year.
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>ASADA
B L U N D E R
>>
S U P E R
E
I
G
O
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Is this being played at a strip club?
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>>64659439
Man, this was comedy gold.

GLORIOUS NIPPON
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>>64659852
You have to wonder if the nerves of playing in his first Worlds was the reason his throw was so... wobbly.

Or if he WAS genuinely pissed.

Was so much more composed this time around.
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>>64659970
...and Ray Stubbs confirms he was pissed last year.

Wow. You wouldn't get that with Uncle Barry.
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>darts
Damn I watch some darts in between my niggerball plays. This going on right now?
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>Waites
Looks so different without hair.

>>64659970
No way that was just nervousness.
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>Stone Cold Scott Waites
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>>64660209
Amazing to think that even a pissed up Seigo Asada averaged more than Hewson did this year.

>BDO youth players
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>Dutch finishing
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DAT SCOTTY 142!

Looks like that surgery's sorted out his shoulder.
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Scotty looking in fine form here
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BIG FINISH
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>Man-diggers
Sounds a bit queer.
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AWW SHIT THAT 136

Waites looks a contender this year.
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DAT 136
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141 now
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Scotty absolutely unbeatable
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AND NOW A 141!

Unreal performance from Scotty.
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BIG FINISHES
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Scotty2Hotty on fire
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Waites would have pushed Gando tonight with this form.
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>>64661417
If he gets to the quarters he could face Duzza.

That would be one heck of a match.
>>
Impressive from Waites
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And that D20 ends a fabulous performance from 2013's champion Scott Waites, and by far the best of the Lakeside this year. Outs of 142, 136 and 141 alongside an average of 96 and a checkout rate of 45% were just too much for the young Dutchman Willem Mandigers, who despite averaging 87 never looked in the game. Could this be the year Scotty wins title number 2?

Earlier tonight, Kostas Pantelidis became the first Greek to make the Lakeside last 32 with a fractious 3-2 win over Darren Peetoom while Seigo Asada vanquished the embarrassment of last year's drunk darts with a fine 92 average in a 3-1 victory over Darius Labanauskas to become the first Japanese player to make the first round at Frimley Green.

In the women's draw, another indicator of why this shit shouldn't be televised as Trina Gulliver had to go to a last leg decider against Dee Bateman, who averaged 60. Embarrassing viewing.

Confusingly, there's no women's match tomorrow afternoon but there is on Thursday when the men's last 16 gets underway. No idea why.

We get into the week of Lakeside now with seven games tomorrow:

>Afternoon session (1:00pm - 4:45pm)
Rob Modra vs John Walton (P)
Jeffrey De Graaf vs Richard Veenstra
Pip Blackwell vs Martin Atkins

>Evening session (6:00pm - 10:15pm)
Ryan De Vreede vs Larry Butler
Aileen De Graaf vs Casey Gallagher
Jamie Hughes vs Ross Montgomery
Martin Phillips vs Ted Hankey

As an aside, I won't be able to make the threads all week in the afternoon due to work. If someone else wants to do them in the meantime, then that'd be great. The BBC schedule's here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/34821484 while the Lakeside schedule's here: http://www.lakesideworlddarts.co.uk/schedule.php

See you whenever.
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>>64662006
See ya. Goodnight.
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