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>hitter comes up to bat
>takes a bunch of meaningless practice swings
>spends 15 seconds just getting into the box doing superstitious bullshit
>finally ready for the pitch
>pitcher begins his slow pre windup routine
>there's a runner on first
>pitcher stares at him for at least 10 seconds
>pitcher looks at batter then attempts a pick off throw
>runner is never close to being caught
>because of the throw the batter has left the box
>has to take more practice swings and unstrap his gloves for no reason again
>finally something meaningful may happen
>pitch is thrown
>ball 1
>hitter immediately walks out of the box
>entire process repeats
>does entire superstitious autism routine again
>two more pick off throws to waste even more time
>ready for second pitch
>batter calls for time for no reason
>ump puts his hands in the air
>start all over again
>five minutes later
>full count
>batter hasn't even swung yet
>at least one pick off throw between every pitch
>even the people in the stands are just checking their facebook now
>pitch is thrown
>batter swings
>foul ball
>he's still not out
>more foul tips, failed pickoffs, and bullshit ensue
>announcers have flat out run out of things to talk about
>10th pitch
>finally a ball is hit in play
>weak pop up to right
>inning over
>turn off TV
basebore, not even once.
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>>64637459
sorry to break it to you, but hitler is dead
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>>64637459
It's sad how that all actually happens in every game at least ten times.
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>10 pitch inning
fucking amazing if your team is on defense, faggot
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>>64638515
10 pitch at-bat, autist. Your sport is shit (go cubs)
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baseball is not a team sport
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diddnt read lol
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>>64637459
>touchdown
>ads
>extra points
>ads
>punt
>ads
>offensive play
>injury
>ads
>2 minutes pause
>ads
Offensive play
>time out
>5 minutes of play (only 1 minute in the game clock has passed)
>touchdown
>ads
>extra point
>ads
>punt
>ads
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>>64637459
>expecting to be at the edge of your seat watching a baseball game
Everyone knows baseball is a comfy sport that you put on in the background.
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>>64637459
you forgot
>150 million games per season to ensure that any individual regular season game is near meaningless
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>>64638900
Handegg may have a ton of ads, but at least you can ignore them and the gameplay is interesting.
Ads may be more entertaining than actual baseball "gameplay."
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>>64640431
>Ads may be more entertaining than actual baseball "gameplay."
One day you might grow up and start understanding sports in depth instead of watching nig nogs cream each other interrupting your commercials
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Baseball is for patricians not 12 year olds with adhd
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Baseball is a meme sport, it exists for background noise or going to games where you lazily sort of pay attention while drinking your eighth cup of beer
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