>powerball from American Gladiators
I would watch the hell out of Quidditch if they got rid of the "catching one ball is worth 150 points and the game ends" thing.
>everyone is flying 50+ feet in the air, you're one bad tackle away from certain death
>3 forwards and 0 defenders on each team
>2 players on each team whose job is literally to try to murder opposing forwards
>1 goalkeeper defending 3 goals